My dinner at the time of the month

Belle says:
"Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch." hahahaha

boz says:
I am so jealous
Belle says:
you should be
Belle says:
bloodninja is giving you a run for your title
boz says:
sure rub my face in it!
boz says:
I almost puked in my hands reading it
Belle says:
the rhino one was toooooo much, my god
boz says:

Belle says:
"rhinoceruses don't wear shirts"
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I like the cops are after me one
Belle says:
i'm reading that now, hahaha "i've lost weight since then" "i hope so"
Belle says:
oh my
boz says:
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
boz says:
HARRRRRRRR!!!!
Belle says:
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!

Belle says:
what a riot!
boz says:
sure, rub it in
boz says:
that just shows you how desperate they are to talk with someone
boz says:
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Belle says:
the bear one is hysterical too
Belle says:
I've read the Wellhung one before somewhere else, i didn't know there were others
boz says:
one day someome will do that with DrHunterDouglas
boz says:
I did post one tonight, a quickie, guy got fed up with me
Belle says:
ooh let me read
boz says:
http://anythingsomethingnothing.blogspot.com/2005/01/case-study-6-i-think_20.html
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
fine, just hahaha, I bet if it was bloody ninja you'd be rotflmao
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
fine!
Belle says:
FINE
boz says:
I bet the bloody ninja never got anyone to sing candle in the wind naked holding a can of peas
Belle says:
true
Belle says:
you definitely have a leg up on him there
boz says:
and made them late for work!
Belle says:
you're awfully proud of that
boz says:
what is this strange grip I have on women?
Belle says:
i don't know, you should ask jonnie
boz says:
do I have a strange grip on Jonnie too?
Belle says:
clearly
Belle says:
you have a strange grip on most everyone, don't you?
Belle says:
even brian bonsall
boz says:
where!!!!!
Belle says:
and he's like a superstar
boz says:
oh, my grand nephew made a new post today
Belle says:
the one you posted on TGE?
Belle says:
he's crazy, dawg
boz says:
yeah, getting kicked out of the house
boz says:
great profile pic, isn't it
Belle says:
his?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
yeah, i think i dated him
boz says:
I was trying to set the two of you up, but he didn't like your blog, he said he didn't like smart chicks
Belle says:
i would OWNinante him
Belle says:
what blog?
boz says:
your new one
Belle says:
no!
boz says:
no what?
Belle says:
yes, we have no bananas
boz says:
you should really trust me with the url of all your blogs
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
you find me amusing?
Belle says:
extremely
boz says:
hey, so when are you going to say yes to XIJIF?
Belle says:
I don't know, It just can't live up to my expectations now
boz says:
it would be terrible if I had to cancel it and dash the hopes of everyone who has already agreed
boz says:
and then blame YOU!!!!
Belle says:
why would you need to cancel
Belle says:
no one likes me anyway
boz says:
so I could blame YOU!!!
Belle says:
i am CLOAKED in failure
boz says:
awww, not everyone doesn't like you
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
did that make sense?
Belle says:
i think with all those negatives it made sense as "everyone hates you"
boz says:
yeah, that's what I was trying to say!
Belle says:
excellent then
boz says:
your plan worked, eh
Belle says:
excuse me, i have to go talk to my friend bloodninja
boz says:
get me his autograph
Belle says:
he is probably Tony Pierce
boz says:
WWBND?
boz says:
hey, everyone would be dying to have you be their secret XIJIF santa, they know what great gifts you give
Belle says:
uh huhhhh
boz says:
almost as good as mine
Belle says:
no way, jose
boz says:
ok, half as good as mine
Belle says:
i think i will call my new blog " a sorta kinda bloodninja"
boz says:
see, it's comments like that that give me a swelled head
boz says:
what, you aren't going to name your first born Blood Ninja?
Belle says:
No, Ruff
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
i am naming my firstborn Ruff
boz says:
oh
boz says:
why?
Belle says:
after Dennis the Menace's dog
boz says:
there was a hanna barbara cartoon show on back in the real early 60's starring a cat and a dog named Ruff and Ready

Belle says:
man, that is so not right
Belle says:
i think dennis the menace had a cat named "hotdog"
Belle says:
who was it that was asking me the other day if i was hotdog would i eat myself?
Belle says:
that's kind of a weird question
boz says:
they needed a bird named two other characters named Red and Sore and they could have called it Red, Rough, Ready and Sore
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
would that be too anal>
Belle says:
don't remind me about my open red sores from watching Garden State
Belle says:
you would know
Belle says:
you're the anal expert
boz says:
so would you?
Belle says:
speaking of, how's the leakage?
boz says:
oh man, don't even go there
Belle says:
can we have March as Muffin March?
Belle says:
like pie in july only muffins in march?
boz says:
only if you sign uo for XIJIF
Belle says:
that's not fair
Belle says:
i almost wrote fairy
Belle says:
fairy!
boz says:
oh man, last spring I had a real bad case of March Muffins, had to go to the dr and everything
boz says:
who said life is fair?
Belle says:
y
boz says:
y
Belle says:
Ruff said so
boz says:
there used to be a sportswriter named Red Ruffinsore
Belle says:
you lie
boz says:
big deal
Belle says:
my mom had a boyfriend named REd
boz says:
He capitalized the first two letters of his NAme
Belle says:
yeah, he capitalized the first two letters of everything, it was his affliction
Belle says:
he even spoke that way
boz says:
they have medication for that now
Belle says:
now, but they didn't then
Belle says:
and he had bigger problems anyway
boz says:
yeah, your mother
Belle says:
exactly
Belle says:
and me
boz says:
how did you enter into this?
Belle says:
I would always say "REd, I'm bored"
Belle says:
and he would say "HI BOred, I'M REd, NIce TO MEet YOu"
Belle says:
and i would get all pissed off
boz says:
that must have been hard to type and for so little of a laugh pay-off
Belle says:
it made me laugh!
Belle says:
everyone hates me!
boz says:
sure, blood ninja makes you laugh to
boz says:
you know, if someone asked me what you liked, I would tell them monkeys
boz says:
and Ike and Mikes
boz says:
you could really make out like a BAndit
boz says:
hey, did you see the ghost picture I posted?
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
what do you think?
Belle says:
hoax
boz says:
I dunno, my nephew don't play that game
Belle says:
I've seen ghosts before
Belle says:
he might not know it then, but someone is playing a game, it doesn't look real
boz says:
have you now?
Belle says:
oh yeah
boz says:
who, what, where, and when?
boz says:
Boz Olson ... Cub eporter!!!
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
shouldn't there be another r in eporter?
Belle says:
when I was younger my room was right under neath the attic and I always heard someone walking around up there
Belle says:
not if you are an email reporter
boz says:
critters
Belle says:
and one day I had my best friend over and we were playing in my room and then went into the next room over and all of a sudden we both felt someone chasing us
Belle says:
we turned around and there was a young woman who, i kid you not, threw a hairbrush at us as we rannnn down the stairs
boz says:

Belle says:
we ran right out of the house
boz says:
I immediately see the flaw in your story
Belle says:
fine
boz says:
best friend????
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
the one who made me puke in my hands
Belle says:
totally true, she was there when i saw the other ghost, too, although it was at her house
boz says:
how old were you when the ghost threw the hair brush at you?
Belle says:
hmmm, had to be somewhere around 6th grade maybe? i really don't recall
boz says:
shared hysterical syndrome or as we like to call it SHS
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
FINE
Belle says:
here i am opening up my heart and soul to you and you tell me i have SHS
boz says:
that was probably around the time both of you became "women" that would explain it
Belle says:
bloodninja wouldn't do this
boz says:
and that would explain your fasciantion with BLOOD!!!
Belle says:
oh, it was the ghost of Stayfree femine hygeine products?
Belle says:
i do not have a fascination with blood
Belle says:
just YOURS
boz says:
my god, my knee is bleeding ... you WITCH!!!!
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i did that with my MIND
Belle says:
watch as i make you start bleeding ALL OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
boz says:
it really is
Belle says:

boz says:
little tiny pin pricks ... forming letters ... forming words ...
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
it's going to spell out
Belle says:
KIELBASA
boz says:
my god!!!!
boz says:
you're right!
Belle says:
taste your blood, it probably even tastes like KIELBASA
boz says:
get outta town
Belle says:
are your ears bleeding yet?
boz says:
no but they are ringing
boz says:
wait, it isn't ringing, it is morse code!!!
Belle says:
have my religious friends who think Kielbasa is the gateway to hell on your doorstep yet??
Belle says:
you are the apocalypse
boz says:
wait I know morse code, let me decypher it
boz says:
i - a - m - t - h - e - g - h - o - s - t -o - f ....
boz says:
oh my god!!!
boz says:
I am the ghost of John Ritter!!!
Belle says:
what!!!
Belle says:
i was expecting jonbenet! who ordered john ritter?
Belle says:
if john ritter showed up on your doorstep tonight, would you let him in? knowing he is dead and all
boz says:
depends on whether suzanne summers was with him
Belle says:
FOOOOL
Belle says:
it's really STAR JONES in disguise!
boz says:
nooooooooooooooooooo
Belle says:
and she'g going to EAT YOU
Belle says:
you should really be more cautious about who you let in
boz says:
I will be
boz says:
Jenny Jones but not Star Jones
Belle says:
Hunter Douglas, but not Michael Douglas
boz says:
Holly Hunter but not Buddy Holly
Belle says:
they had the guy that does the voice for the MoviePhone on I Love the 90's part deux and his name is Ruff Leatherman
boz says:
Ruff Leatherman ... Gay Voiceover
Belle says:
Hillary Duff but not Hillary Burton
boz says:
what did you do, scare off a drunken Amyjo?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
I told you
Belle says:
everyone hates me
Belle says:
!!!
boz says:
mad doesn't hate you, but mad is DEAD!!!
Belle says:

Belle says:
coincidence that the only one who doesn't hate me is dead???
boz says:
coincidence that you were seen going into his room with an axe and some feminine hygenie products on the day he went missing?
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
HYGENIE??
boz says:
why hi genie!!!
Belle says:
you are obsessed with feminine hygenie products
Belle says:
you haven't stopped talking about them all night
boz says:
I am nit, you brought it up
boz says:
not, not nit, not
Belle says:
I did no such thing
Belle says:
you knitter
Belle says:
i have trouble spelling feminine
Belle says:
what does that mean
boz says:
all this talk about the blood ninja this the blood ninja that, it was all you
Belle says:
you started it
boz says:
means nothing, I have trouble spelling it too, and I'm a doctor!!!
Belle says:
yeah, but your masculine
Belle says:
mostly, anyway
Belle says:
except for that HOO HOO of yours
boz says:
shouldn't that be you're
Belle says:
yeah you're
Belle says:
stop!
boz says:
my masculine what?
Belle says:
i am too excited to type right now
boz says:
why?
Belle says:
because the truth is out that you are obsessed with feminine hygiene products and you're a pre-op trannie
boz says:
you have trouble spelling hygeine too, don't you
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
it's worse than I suspected!
Belle says:
i before e except after meredith vierra
boz says:
I have trouble spelling nympomaniac
Belle says:
i am shortening feminine to fem and hygiene to Hyg for all purposes now
Belle says:
nymphomaniac
boz says:
nympomanicalaic
Belle says:
i spelled it right
boz says:
femhyg, I like it
Belle says:
you would
boz says:
so, would you send me your empty femhyg product boxes?
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
at least I said boxes, I could have made it a lot lot worse
Belle says:
i'm going to build you a rocketship out of femhyg products
Belle says:
rocket mannnnnnnnnnnnn
boz says:
oh man I love that song
Belle says:
and you love femhyg products, so it's a win win situation
boz says:
life is good
Belle says:
i'll go get started right now
Belle says:
if you don't hear from me for a few days, send help
boz says:
an btw you wouldn't happen to have any of those early pregnancy detection boxes lying around, would you?
Belle says:
knock knock
boz says:
hmmm, who's there?
Belle says:
Roger Ebert, can I come in?
Belle says:
we can watch some movies!
boz says:
you're star jones, you can't fool me!!!
Belle says:
oh damn
Belle says:
i think ebert is the alive one though
Belle says:
so WRONG
Belle says:
it was really roger ebert
Belle says:
and you missed your opportunity to have hot man on man lovin with him
boz says:
mano y mano amore?
Belle says:
you have that on dvd, too?
Belle says:
two thumbs up
boz says:
it doesn't seem so wrong if you say it in broken spanish
Belle says:
it doesn't seem wrong PERIOD
Belle says:
not when roger ebert is involved
boz says:
there ya go again bringing up the need for femhyg products
Belle says:
hahahhaa
Belle says:
that was not me bringing it up, that was you seeing only what you want to see
Belle says:
which is femhyg products
boz says:
you are just a mirror to my soul
boz says:
wha???
Belle says:
wow, that was so profound!
Belle says:
are you channeling Bloodninja?
boz says:
man, I need to go wash the puke off my hands before it gets all crusty
Belle says:
yeah, never a good thing
Belle says:
I have to go play with all my ghost friends anyway
boz says:
it felt so cool and refreshing at first
Belle says:
but then it starts to burn
boz says:
yeah, sort of like ... well you know, the forbidden man love
Belle says:
I think JCM wrote "hurt so good" about puking in hands. and man on man love
Belle says:
no, but YOU sure know
boz says:
I think I really am going to puke from laughter and the hidden meaning of femhyg products
Belle says:
wipe it up with one of those femhyg products you keep in the tupperware under your desk
boz says:
but I use them only for special times of the month
Belle says:
did you ever see that commercial where the little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and his bed is soaked?
boz says:
no
Belle says:
and so he gets up and puts his own bedding in the washer and sits there and washes it?
Belle says:
i swear it looks like BLOOD
boz says:
uh huh
Belle says:
seriously. and then the mom comes out and sees the boy watching the washer go around and around with the dog and smiles
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
i mean, hello, mom, your kid is bleeding to death, do something
boz says:
it wasn't Ryan White's mom, was it?
Belle says:
Teri Hatcher was the mom
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
that's so wrong, Amyjo would frown on this
boz says:
and then sing in the nude
Belle says:
you should do a video boz of the commercial
Belle says:
you be the boy
Belle says:
motherboz will be the mom
boz says:
sure, teri hatcher lives next door, I can stop by under the pretense of borrowing some femhyg products and then ask her to be in my video
boz says:
except teri hatcher is really a MAN
Belle says:
she might need convincing now that she won a golden globe, you should bring your bloody sheets with you
Belle says:
no!
boz says:
sure, she is Howie Long's gay lover
Belle says:
no, that is dean cain
Belle says:
i think howie long has done a femhyg commercial
Belle says:
WITH dean cain
boz says:
Long ... Cane, such blatant phallic references
Belle says:
it's just too easy sometimes
boz says:
we should really be television censors
Belle says:
people that bleep?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
man, i would bleep everything
boz says:
i would bleep everything but words that started with F
Belle says:
i would bleep femhyg
Belle says:
and i would make them use real blood
boz says:
you mean you would bleep bleep
Belle says:
for the baby diaper commercials too
Belle says:
meep meep?
boz says:
baby diapers ... blood???
Belle says:
whatEVER, like it does'nt happen
boz says:
yeah it happens if you change the baby while holding a straight razor
Belle says:
stopj, i'm going to puke
boz says:

boz says:
damn that took a long time
Belle says:
seriously
Belle says:
i thought you were puking on your keyboard for aminute
boz says:
I owniatie my keyboard
Belle says:
owninate!
Belle says:
i need to go owninate my bed
boz says:
yeah, me too, but my bed, not yours
Belle says:
if you wake up in the night and your bedding is soaked, get the video rolling
boz says:
hey, the video is always rolling at my house
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
that's what Star Jones said
boz says:
who do you think made her a star?
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
goodnight, over and out
boz says:
roger that
boz says:
night

My dinner with Hillary Burton

Belle says:
geez i didn't even know you were gone
Belle says:
maybe you are gone now
Belle says:
maybe i'm gone
Belle says:
maybe i'm not really here
Belle says:
maybe no one is really here
Belle says:
stop that
Belle says:
i was having an intense existential crisis conversation with myself
Belle says:
about maybe being not really here
Belle says:
and you weren't even here
boz says:
I'm sorry
boz says:
I had a consultation
boz says:
messenger kept going offline
Belle says:
that is a concussion
Belle says:
i want in on your next interview!
boz says:
you have to register for the room and give the email address that you got from your isp
Belle says:
oh man
Belle says:
i would never do that
Belle says:
you lie!
boz says:
I know
Belle says:
why don't you just go to a yahoo one?
boz says:
fine!
boz says:
cause this more fun
Belle says:
or msn must have some sleazy ones
boz says:
cause these people are hard core
Belle says:
i would never be hard core where i had to register my IP email
boz says:
I registered for it about 5 years ago, I've changed ISP's since then
Belle says:
likely story!!!
Belle says:
shoot i broke the zonk
boz says:
again!
Belle says:
well maybe it won't post what i wrote, that would be good, it was gross
boz says:
what did you post?
Belle says:

boz says:
it was in response to david hassellhoffs boner, wasn't it
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
no
boz says:
tell me!!!
boz says:
NOW
boz says:

boz says:
Hello, I'm Hillary Burton for Jenny Craig
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
shut up
Belle says:
who is hillary burton
Belle says:
i don't know what possessed me
boz says:
never heard of her
boz says:
you sound like mother boz, she kept asking all day today if a radio was on because she'd been hearing "the easter parade" all day
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
well there are worse things i guess
boz says:
she worries me at times
Belle says:
awww
boz says:
anyway, company tomorrow
Belle says:
good luck with that
boz says:
I think that's what is causing her to hear easter parade, she;s stressed
Belle says:
you don't have any firearms do you
Belle says:
yeah i hear raindrops are fallin on my head when i'm stressed
Belle says:
wow hillary burton is a real person
boz says:
she's not just one of your fantasy girlfriends you invite over for sleepovers?
Belle says:
http://www.sportztawk.com/thread1724/page2.html
Belle says:
she might be, i don't know her from anywhere and i've never seen her name that i know of, but i did magically say it
Belle says:
maybe it's destiny
boz says:
hold on, I'm going to go ask Mother Boz is she knows a Hillary Burton
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
be very worried if she does
Belle says:
i'm very worried anyway
Belle says:
obviously hillary burton is trying to contact me via mental telepathy
boz says:
oh man, sixpence none the richer on random play!!!!
Belle says:
are you having a dawson's creek moment?
boz says:
it's passed
boz says:
oh, we started a rumor that one of the house members is a visitor
Belle says:
a visitor?
Belle says:
from out of space?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
or north carolina?
boz says:
outer space

boz says:
Amyjo thinks it is you
boz says:
My god, I almost had a heart attack, I leaned back in my chair and it went back, back, back
Belle says:
it might be me
Belle says:
did you fall?
boz says:
no, but I scared the sheet out of me
Belle says:
if i had a group i wouldn't call it Bread
boz says:
Baby, I'm a want you, Baby, I'm a need you
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
ah, that brings back memories
Belle says:
i was listening to "it don't matter to me"
Belle says:
they are all about correct grammar too
boz says:
one time on crete me and another guy drove to a resort town for the weekend, and he had a cassette player with two tapes, bread and sweet baby james and we listened to them over and over and over
Belle says:
so it reminds you of the hot man on man lovin?
boz says:
sweet baby james ... taylor
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
did he tell you to call him that, too? i thought it was just me since we had lunch and all
boz says:
oh man, melanie has a brand new key
Belle says:
are you going to be MIA for several days now?
Belle says:
are you going dark?
boz says:
you really should audio post that
Belle says:
no way, i get made fun of enough
boz says:
no, I'll be here at night at least
Belle says:
did you see how i used CIA lingo
Belle says:
"going dark"
Belle says:
i learned that from kiefer sutherland
boz says:
yeah, the company is aware
boz says:
kiefer is such a weinie
Belle says:
no way
Belle says:
i'm going to get him and his dad donald to beat you up now
boz says:
oh yeah, donald, King of the Weinies, Emeritus
Belle says:
and his brother hunter
Belle says:
because everyone should have a brother named hunter
boz says:
or sister
boz says:
you should name your adopted twins hunter
Belle says:
both of them?
Belle says:
hunter douglas and hunter tylo?
boz says:
yeah, one boy and one girl
boz says:
or hunter reno, have you ever heard of her?
Belle says:
no
boz says:
she is the bisexual niece of Janet Reno, she used to be either Martina Navratolva's or Nancy Liebermann's lover.
boz says:
about 7 feet tall, blonde, and very sexy in a tom girlish sort of way
boz says:
she used to have a show on the travel channel
Belle says:
you lie
boz says:
no way
Belle says:
so lesbianism runs in the reno family?
boz says:
http://www.amiannoying.com/(pokv1ti5te1usp55npfkiw55)/view.aspx?id=5518&collection=3525
boz says:
I guess
Belle says:
she went back to men
boz says:
I said she was bi, you said lesbian
Belle says:
she isn't bi
Belle says:
she went back to only men
boz says:
w.....h.....a.....t
boz says:
ever
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i'm tired
boz says:
me too
Belle says:
you better rest up for the teenagers
boz says:
they get here tomorrow night
Belle says:
they will be wanting to wrestle and stuff
Belle says:
that's what i did when i was a teenager
boz says:
not with me, they won't
Belle says:
my uncle dick liked to wrestle with me
boz says:
you only wrestled with hillary burton
Belle says:
in my sweet baby james dreams
boz says:
you mean Uncle "bad touch" Dick?
Belle says:
well yes, there are two uncle dicks
Belle says:
one is the one who always hits on me and touches me, the other is married to my aunt and dating my other aunt
boz says:
mother boz is getting her hair done tomorrow, I hope she doesn't mention the radio?
Belle says:
they will cart her away
boz says:
I know
Belle says:
i'm sure she'll be fine
Belle says:
it's normal
Belle says:
when you watch so much king of the hill anyway
boz says:
define normal???
boz says:
ah
Belle says:
I'm normal and safe!
boz says:
goodnight hillary
Belle says:
d/d free
Belle says:
night bozzer
boz says:
dungeons and dragons free, no way!!!

My dinner with Dr. Hunter Douglas

boz says:
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
Belle says:
i don't get it
Belle says:

boz says:
it's some guy answering the nigerian money scams
boz says:
it is very funny hahahaha
Belle says:
all i saw was boobies
boz says:
haven't you ever gotten an email from some nigerian asking you to send him money
Belle says:
no, i usually send those kinds of emails
boz says:
never mind then, I thought you would enjoy it, but I guess I was mistaken, just forget it, ok!
boz says:
hey, did you listen to my audio post?
Belle says:
i was just saying i saw boobies, geesh, testy much?!!
Belle says:
the one about amyjo?
Belle says:
yeah i commented
boz says:
and for a change your comment was amusing
Belle says:
what do you mean for a change??
boz says:
did I say for a change, I meant as always
Belle says:
you're very mean lately
boz says:
I know
Belle says:
except to amyjo!!!
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
gagagagagga
Belle says:
i'm snowed in
boz says:
and what were you doing making comments on the grand ennui at 5:30 in the morning?
Belle says:
making comments
boz says:
you need to sleep then
Belle says:
at 5:30?
boz says:
in the morning, yes
Belle says:
maybe i was up for the day
boz says:
that's possible or maybe you had been up all night stalking people via email
Belle says:
i was up all night
Belle says:
but the stalking i did was not via email
boz says:
you were stalking the all night greeter at walmart, weren't you
boz says:
you coveted the badges on his vest
Belle says:
flair!
boz says:
is that his name?
boz says:
I may be sick later tonight, I ate a half a can of planters mixed nuts
Belle says:
well you should eat the other half then
Belle says:
if you're going to be sick anyway, you should do it up right
boz says:
I am never sure if the can is half empty or half full
Belle says:
eat it all!
Belle says:
then when you vomit you should do an audio post
Belle says:
god i'm so bored
boz says:
put the phone inside the wastepaper basket to get a good reverb when I barf
Belle says:
when i get bored i start to get really paranoid
Belle says:
you should do that
boz says:
yeah, but nobody would comment, so why bother
Belle says:
i started laughing when i left my comment on rwbs thinking about you and your gun video post
Belle says:
i commented!
boz says:
I never did a gun video post
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
stop
Belle says:
i'm going to pee
boz says:
audio post it!!!
Belle says:
the one you told jonnie you were going to do
boz says:
oh that
Belle says:
that was the night i told him he was reminding me of my uncle
boz says:
the bad touch uncle
Belle says:
yes, not my uncle levar burton who got me a walk on part on star trek
boz says:
I was going to mention your bad touch uncle in my audio post but I forgot
boz says:
I was too busy fixating on Amyjo I guess
Belle says:
clearly!
boz says:
at least I thought it was funny
Belle says:
you'll always have that
boz says:
and Paris
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
and jean-luc the waiter
boz says:
wasn't he star trek?
boz says:
in
Belle says:
different jean-luc
Belle says:
this one had hair
boz says:
I don't think jean luc and levar got along
Belle says:
was it a race thing?
Belle says:
or a mute thing?
boz says:
it was a zil thing, if you get my drift
boz says:

Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
I never knew about zil and jean-luc
boz says:
the whole man/boy nambla thing
boz says:
zil, do you like gladiator movies?
Belle says:
you should leave a comment on his blog asking that
boz says:
nah, I'm sure he gets that all the time
Belle says:
from who, TP?
boz says:
from russell crowe among others
boz says:
how much snow did you get that you got snowed in?
Belle says:
wait let me go measure it
Belle says:
i don't know!
Belle says:
enough
Belle says:
i hate driving in the snow
Belle says:
and i was supposed to drive far
Belle says:
no one likes me anymore
boz says:
I just asked how much snow you got, don't go all basic instinct on me
Belle says:
i can't help myself
boz says:
was basic instinct the one with glen close or sharon stone?
Belle says:
sharon stone
Belle says:
glenn close boiled the bunny
boz says:
I meant the one with glenn close
Belle says:
i figured that actually
Belle says:
since we have the same brain
boz says:
I don't women like micheal douglas very much, do you, he seems to have a lot of problems with them
boz says:
don't think
Belle says:
his problems are always that they like him too much though
Belle says:
like demi
boz says:
I think they are using him to get to his brother
Belle says:
hunter?
boz says:
hunter douglas??
boz says:
are you on drugs or what?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
can i call you hunter from now on
boz says:
I'd prefer it actually
Belle says:
http://www.hunterdouglas.com/index.jsp

Belle says:
oh god why is his face all wet
boz says:
I think that is catherine zeta jones that they cropped out
Belle says:
is that the lost douglas brother?
Belle says:
no it's that guy
Belle says:
joe montagna
Belle says:
i can tell by the hair
boz says:
that's the one whe was a drug addict who died

boz says:
eric and dad
Belle says:
i mean Joe Mantegna
Belle says:
creepy
boz says:
the quarterback?
Belle says:
no, that's teri hatcher's husband
boz says:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0235040/
boz says:
no, I'm teri hatcher's husband
Belle says:
i think you should do radioshack commercials as Hunter Douglas
boz says:
Dr Hunter douglas
Belle says:
i don't think his drug o.d. was an accident
boz says:
Hello, I'm Dr. Hunter Douglas for Radio Shack
Belle says:
paging dr. hunter douglas, you have a call from catherine zeta on line 2
Belle says:
hahahaha you do that so well!!!
Belle says:
make an audio post!
Belle says:
i'll be your partner!
boz says:
did you like the opening line of my audio post?
Belle says:
what was it again?
Belle says:
i was listening at 5:30am
boz says:
You have reached the boz sex chat line how may I direct your call
Belle says:
oh yes, i thought that was great, it felt like home to me
boz says:
You could be Dr Nancy Zeta McKeon
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
I'm going to start going to chat rooms using the name Dr Hunter Douglas
Belle says:
you'll get a lot of women that way
Belle says:
i am swooning just thinking about it
boz says:
and making comments on My dinner with boz as Dr Hunter Douglas
Belle says:
haahaha
Belle says:
you should go into mother boz's room and say "Hello Mother boz, I'm doctor Hunter Douglas"
boz says:
she always wanted me to be a doctor
Belle says:
now's your chance
Belle says:
she probably won't even question you on it
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
that's creepy
Belle says:
you could offer free mammograms from your house
boz says:
was this your peditrician?

Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
that's awesome
boz says:
that should be a caption this pic on rwbs
Belle says:
aaahhhhh
boz says:
he looks more like a real doctor, like how dr hunter douglas would look
boz says:
If he was Dr Hunter Douglas for Radio Shack, I'd believe him
Belle says:
you would run right out to Radio Shack?
Belle says:
would you believe he is married to Dr. Nancy Zeta-McKeon
Belle says:
because that's all they're really selling on those commercials
Belle says:
and i bought it
boz says:
is she a medical doctor or one of those other kinds
Belle says:
she is a psychiatrist
boz says:
ah!
Belle says:
she treats football players who have gay feelings
boz says:
and when you say she is a psychiatrist you mean she is your psychiatrist
Belle says:
I'm not a football player
Belle says:
but I do have gay feelings
boz says:
I thought I noticed those feelings in you
Belle says:
i mean happy!
boz says:
http://images.ibsys.com/2002/0916/1668621.jpg
boz says:
yeah, that's what I thought you meant
boz says:
do you think tony soprano would be happier with dr melfi or with carmella?
Belle says:
carmella
Belle says:
i find dr. melfi kind of weird
boz says:
you're just saying that because her name ends in -ella, just like yours
Belle says:
no, really
Belle says:
i wish my name was dr. melfi
Belle says:
what's her first name?
boz says:
ok, how about Dr Nancy Zeta Melfi
Belle says:
yeah that's better
Belle says:
jennifer
boz says:
Jennifer Melfi
Belle says:
blah
Belle says:
i don't wish my name was jennifer
boz says:
oooh, how about Dr Tootie Zeta Melfi?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i do wish my name was meadow too
boz says:
that's almost perfect, you could be the roller skating doctor
Belle says:
yeah!
boz says:
it's all about having a gimmick
Belle says:
what is your gimmick?
boz says:
um
boz says:
i don't know
Belle says:
i watched Ghost World today
boz says:
first time?
Belle says:
yeah, i had only seen part of it before
Belle says:
I didn't like the ending
boz says:
thora looked like a ghost
Belle says:
scarlett johanson is good
boz says:
yeah she is
boz says:
she was in the horse whispererererrereer
Belle says:
yes!
boz says:
Dr Hunter Douglas, the Stuttering Doctor
Belle says:
i saw a movie and thought of you
Belle says:
it's called umm
Belle says:
touching wild horses
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
yeah, right
Belle says:
swear to god, it's on Ondemand

boz says:
was I the jane seymour character?
Belle says:
no you were the boy who wanted to touch the horses
boz says:
Dr Hunter Douglas, the Bad Touch Doctor
Belle says:
have you rented Saved! or Garden State yet
Belle says:
I had this really weird reaction to Garden State and I want to know if anyone else has it
boz says:
no, I have 75 premium channels, I can't afford to rent
boz says:
like a rash?
Belle says:
yeah, little red open sores around my mouth and hoo hoo
boz says:
Hmmm, I'm a doctor let me have a look at your rash
boz says:
does this hurt?
Belle says:
i'm a doctor too!
Belle says:
it hurts emotionally
boz says:
hey cori was on the zonkboard
Belle says:
and i scared her away
boz says:
she must have seen the red sores around your hoo hoo
boz says:
You're gonna have to cover up when you get like that
Belle says:
but they need to air out
boz says:
and for god sake, don't let Jonnie pick at them
Belle says:
ewwwww
boz says:
is it wrong that I am laughing?
boz says:
(lol)
Belle says:

Belle says:
no, because i drooled diet cherry coke all over myself when i was talking about my sores
boz says:
I almost bought some of that yesterday, but I got diet lime coke instead
Belle says:
cherry is waaaay better
boz says:
yeah, whatever
boz says:
I heard it gives you sores
boz says:
red open sores
Belle says:
no, teri hatcher gives you sores
boz says:
is she a doctor too?
Belle says:
is it hatcher or thatcher?
Belle says:
corky or teri?
boz says:
margaret thatcher and teri hatcher
Belle says:
corky thatcher
boz says:
you don't think cori is actually corky just changing a few letters to throw us off?
Belle says:
oh no!!!
Belle says:
i'll give her the test
Belle says:
then we'll know for sure
boz says:
we owe to the rest of the housemates
Belle says:
i will probably never get a chance to test her though
Belle says:
people tend to shy away from being alone with me
boz says:
since she is being groomed to replace you?
Belle says:
yeah, that too
boz says:
the zonkboard wasn't updating, you and Jonnie were talking about me, weren't you
Belle says:
oh yeah
Belle says:
and all i can say is WOW boz
boz says:
I need to scroll up
Belle says:
i didn't know you were that flexible or that you had those feelings for jonnie
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
asl
Belle says:

Belle says:
ask jonnie his asl
Belle says:
I think you scared him away
boz says:
but I'm a doctor!
Belle says:
yes, the ill fear doctors
boz says:
may I quote you on that?
Belle says:
no
boz says:
thank god
Belle says:

well
Belle says:
atleast i find myself funny
boz says:
isn't that what brad hitler used to say?
Belle says:
my cat went behind the monitor and is poking his head out the side, it's soooo cute
boz says:
that screams photo op!
boz says:
I wish I could get one of my parakettes to poke his head out from behind my monitor but I would probably have to duct tape it to the monitor first
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
you should totally do that
boz says:
I said stape first, but that would be inhumane
boz says:
staple
Belle says:
yeah, tape is much better
Belle says:
or glue
boz says:
yeah, super glue would be perfect

My dinner with Robert Palmer and Jesus

boz says:
What?
Belle says:
what what?
boz says:
I'm answering your "boz" from the zonkboard
Belle says:
did i "boz" you? oh
boz says:
- belle: boz?
Belle says:
well i don't remember what i wanted, but i'm sure it was important!
boz says:
it had to be
boz says:
I have the zonkboard set to filter out any crap meant for me
Belle says:
no you don't!
boz says:
prove it
Belle says:
for a minute there i was all "wow, that's impressive"
Belle says:
well it's all crap
boz says:
that's true
Belle says:
so wouldn't it all be blank
boz says:
maybe
boz says:
maybe not
Belle says:
who is the new girl?
Belle says:
it is a girl, right?
boz says:
new girl?
boz says:
new?
Belle says:
she's not new?
boz says:
one of Jonnie's friends
boz says:
I think she is from nortern california
boz says:
with an h
Belle says:
she's my replacement isn't she!!!!
boz says:
if you would have come to the hot tub last night you would have know about this?
Belle says:
no one was there when i was
boz says:
bull
Belle says:
i left a message on the zonk
boz says:
I know, and we were all in the tub
Belle says:
no one replied so i figured no one was around
Belle says:
oh
boz says:
didn't you even scroll up one message to see that?
boz says:
ONE!!!
boz says:
ONE!!!!!!
Belle says:
i had a lot on my mind
boz says:
your tumor?
Belle says:
hahahaha is that a good excuse or what!
Belle says:
no, that went away
boz says:
no, the new one, or haven;t you heard about that one yet?
Belle says:
so tell me more about my replacement
Belle says:
i haven't heard about that one, damn
boz says:
I don't know much about her,
boz says:
we are just waiting till we can legally change her name to belle so the replacement can be permanent
Belle says:
well did i miss anything exciting in the hot tub
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
yeah, Jonnie told another pee story
Belle says:
why did you bother giving her an icon, she could have had mine!
Belle says:
oh man, i love pee stories
boz says:
and Amyjo is intrigued by you, she can't figure you out
Belle says:
what's to figure out
boz says:
I dunno, do you want to hear Jonnie's pee story
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
This was when he was in Alaska, and he got drunk one night, and he had to pee real bad but there was no place to go, so he decided to go in the local porn store, and then he forgot how bad he had to pee because he had a lot of change and he decided to go in one of the viewing rooms, then he remembered how bad he had to pee, and he had to pee really bad, and there was a trash can ...
boz says:
in the viewing room, so he decided to pee in the trash can, but it was a metal trash can and it made all kinds of noise when he started peeing, and the manager started banging on the door, and when Jonnie let him in the manager threw Jonnie out into the snow and cold of another Alaskan night
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
but you didn't hear this frome me, because what happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub
Belle says:
i won't tell a soul
Belle says:
i miss all the good stuff
boz says:
your own fault
boz says:
I wish I could copy what goes on in there, it would have been good
boz says:
did you see our new room motto?
boz says:
every time an idiot is born an angel farts
Belle says:
yeah i saw that
boz says:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/boz48730/angelsf.jpg
boz says:
and the picture?
Belle says:
yep
Belle says:
it's on the rwbs page at the top, the link
boz says:
yes it is, but knowing how you never scroll up, I wasn't sure if you would see it
Belle says:
my eyes really hurt
Belle says:
probably holding back all the tears you cause me
Belle says:
i can't find the eye drops and i thought i had them and almost put something bad in my eyes
boz says:
visine always work, or try lighter fluid
Belle says:
acid
Belle says:
i almost put acid in my eyes
boz says:
acid is good, acid is our friend
Belle says:
not in liquid form
boz says:
so you have acid that comes in the same kind of container that your eye drops come in?
Belle says:
actually yes, pretty damn close
Belle says:
no wonder amyjo is intrigued by me
Belle says:
i'm intrigued by me too sometimes
boz says:
she must read dinner with boz
Belle says:
if she did she wouldn't be intrigued at all
boz says:
she says it appears at times that we share the same brain
Belle says:
who?
boz says:
you and boz
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
I mean you and me
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
it's not good to start referring to yourself in the third person
boz says:
tell boz about it!
Belle says:
did you tell her we do in fact share the same brain, thanks to the operation?
boz says:
yeah, but I didn't tell her it was a dog's brain
boz says:
some things are best left unsaid
Belle says:
that's what i always say
Belle says:
to scott baio
boz says:

boz says:
how is scott these days?
Belle says:
he's in charge of my days and my nights
Belle says:
of my wrongs and my rights
boz says:
and is willie aames as big a jerk as he appears to be
Belle says:
willy!!!
Belle says:
what was that willy book
boz says:
don't you remember that?
Belle says:
i lost a lot of memories when i had the aneurysm
Belle says:
willy and the bad touch or something
boz says:
yeah, that's it
boz says:
since you don't remember you'll believe anything I tell you
Belle says:
probably
Belle says:
i know you would never lie to me
boz says:
unless ...
Belle says:
i rated wang chung as very high on the radio station
boz says:
I did the same with david hasselfhoff
Belle says:
unless you're secretly plotting my demise?
Belle says:
new boy in the neighborhood
Belle says:
lives downstairs and it's understood
Belle says:
he's there just to take good care of meeeeee
boz says:
I just eliminated robert palmer
Belle says:
like he's one of the familyyyyyy
Belle says:
but!
Belle says:
he's addicted to love
boz says:
I couldn't help it
boz says:
it was simply irrestible
Belle says:
hardy har har
boz says:
we must hear different songs
boz says:
are you listening now?
Belle says:
no, should i be?
boz says:
or are you listening to the radio station only you can hear, the one that tells you to do the bad things
Belle says:
yes, that one, the one that comes out of my microwave oven
Belle says:
the thing with yahoo launchcast
boz says:
oh here we go
Belle says:
is to listen to it i have to turn off my ad blocker
boz says:
no you don't
Belle says:
yes i do
Belle says:
otherwise it doesn't work
Belle says:
i've tried a bunch of things!
boz says:
you just have to press the control button when you open it
Belle says:
control?
Belle says:
i don't believe it
boz says:
try it
boz says:
press the control key, hold it down and then open the launch radio station
Belle says:
is this a trick?
Belle says:
i'm trying it
Belle says:
nope
Belle says:
it opens the pop up box but errors out
boz says:
you're doing it wrong then
boz says:
it works for me
boz says:
but then again you do have a strange computer
Belle says:
i have high security
Belle says:
to protect me from criminal masterminds
boz says:
like me?
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
and has it worked?
Belle says:
so i have to turn off my ad blocker
Belle says:
no, not really
boz says:
I guess, who knows
boz says:
I added Melanie to our favorite artists list
Belle says:
oh geeeesh
boz says:
what???
boz says:
she has had a long and varied career
Belle says:
is that why i never heard of her before?
boz says:
she performed at Woodstock by god!
boz says:
well she performed oral sex on most of the groups, but let's not quibble
Belle says:
aha
Belle says:
i think my eyes are bleeding
boz says:
do you have a tissue handy?
boz says:
you could dab them and find out for sure
Belle says:
i overheard the funniest conversation today
boz says:
overheard is a polite way of putting it
Belle says:
really, i did
boz says:
enlighten me
Belle says:
these 2 guys, one came over to the other
Belle says:
and said
Belle says:
"dude, did you try one of those delicious muffins they brought out today?"
boz says:
were these the burger king skater boys?
Belle says:
and the other guy said "those were FUCKING disgusting! they were like made with worms! and did you see the fat ass who brought them!"
Belle says:
and the other guy said "dude, do not go there, these muffins were not ordinary muffins, they were delicious"
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
and then the guy STORMED off in a huff
Belle says:
he actually slammed the door
Belle says:
it was hysterical
Belle says:
i was practically in tears
boz says:
did he storm in a huff in a gay manner?
Belle says:
no, they didnt' appear gay at all
Belle says:
that's why it was so funny
boz says:
where did this happen?
Belle says:
at the gym
boz says:
you go to the gym?
Belle says:
is that a crime?
boz says:
that may be the cause of your bleeding eyes
Belle says:
chlorine
boz says:
sweat
Belle says:
and all that marijuana
boz says:
yeah, nothing tops off a good workout like a little weed
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i'm so going to quote you on that
boz says:
do you young people still call it weed?
Belle says:
i don't call it anything
Belle says:
and i'm old
boz says:
what does james taylor call it?
Belle says:
he calls it lunch
Belle says:
"let's do lunch!"
boz says:
is he a member of your gym?
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
we only met that one time
boz says:
and is this gym like the gym in Perfect starring John Travolta and Jamie Leigh Curtis?
boz says:
and does everyone wear color co-ordinated outfits?
Belle says:
no, it is a danish health spa
Belle says:
close
Belle says:
the masseuses wear jumpsuits
boz says:
did you have to lie on your application and tell them you were Danish?
Belle says:
what is that asl thing?
boz says:
asl
Belle says:
do you see that?
boz says:
yeah, I did
Belle says:
after masseuses?
boz says:
I saw it
Belle says:
how did i do that?
boz says:
ASL
boz says:
I don't know, what did you type?
Belle says:

Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i typed ( ? )
Belle says:
but with out the spaces
boz says:

Belle says:
neato!
boz says:
age sex location, great
boz says:
I'll have to remember that when I visit the teen boys who weren't very good at sports chatroom
Belle says:
gagagaga'
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
now i can't stop laughing
Belle says:
i was talking in baby talk
boz says:
I like gagagagaga better
Belle says:
i have to go put some gauze on my eyes i think, i'm getting delusional
boz says:
I think we may be inventing a new chat room language
Belle says:
excellent!!!
Belle says:

boz says:
gagagagaga
Belle says:
we shoudl invent a whole new language
Belle says:
forget chat room
boz says:
I already have
Belle says:
ok
Belle says:
i have to go pray
Belle says:
i'll catch you on the flip
Belle says:
and i'll scroll up more
Belle says:
i promise
boz says:
yeah, take care of those eyes, it could be a stigmata
Belle says:
gagagagagaga
Belle says:
later dude, don't go there with the muffins!
boz says:
jesus wept
boz says:
later
Belle says:
i think jesus is weeping through my eyes right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

My dinner with Neil Young

Belle says:
hey boz
Belle says:
how do i fix my thing so my thing shows
boz says:
hey your ownself
boz says:
what thing are we talking about this time?
Belle says:
the blog thing
Belle says:
my title thing doesn't show up because of the blogger thing
boz says:
you are making little or no sense
Belle says:
ok
boz says:
oh god no, neil young is singing Imagine!!!!
Belle says:
so yeah, you're still high?
Belle says:
i really need help
boz says:
no really, he is really singing it
Belle says:
in your room?
Belle says:
is he naked?
boz says:
explain your problem in engrish
Belle says:
look at my blog
boz says:
he's not, but he has that look in his eye that he will be soon
Belle says:
i had a title thing where the search blogger is
Belle says:
how do i make that not happen
boz says:
you can't
Belle says:
well
Belle says:
what can i do
boz says:
why do you want to get rid of it?
Belle says:
i just want my title thing to show
Belle says:
it's an image
boz says:
oh, something at the top of the page that is being covered up by the blogger search bar?
Belle says:
yesss, that's what i said exactly
boz says:
that's easy, just put some line breaks before the image
boz says:
br
boz says:
surrounded by <>
boz says:


Belle says:
hmmm i tried that
boz says:
that's a line break
Belle says:
i'll try it again
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
oh great
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
now it worked,i was doing it at the wrong place
boz says:
it helps if you do it right
Belle says:
my template it all effed up
Belle says:
it's all to one side!!!
Belle says:
there's a big white space
boz says:
it looks normal to me, except for the image being covered up
Belle says:
it's all blue?
Belle says:
half the page isn't white?
boz says:
doesn't look like that to me
Belle says:
hmmm
Belle says:
well you're all that matters
boz says:
but I don't see the image that is covered up
Belle says:
hmm
boz says:
why don't you just use a blogger template
Belle says:
how about now
Belle says:
well i like mine
Belle says:
but maybe i should switch it up
boz says:
it's perfect now
boz says:
I can see the title now
Belle says:
i'm sending you a pic of what i see
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
because i want someone to pretend they care
boz says:
I can pretend real good
Belle says:
that's what neil said
Belle says:
maybe it's too big
Belle says:
THAT's what neil said
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
WWTPD
boz says:
and I said that's what lube is for
Belle says:
did you get it?
boz says:
yeah, it
boz says:
it is big
Belle says:
sorry
Belle says:
but did you see
boz says:
yeah, I see
Belle says:
it doesn't look like that to you
boz says:
no, it looks like it always did to me
Belle says:
ok
boz says:
did you rebuild the page?
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i didn't touch anything
boz says:
maybe you need to rebuile
Belle says:
now half of everything i see is white though
Belle says:
everywhere
Belle says:
half of my cats are white
boz says:
WWTOND?
Belle says:
on?
boz says:
tatum o neal
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
down some drugs
Belle says:
forget it, i don't care if half of everything is white, i'm going to start a drug addiction
Belle says:
my birthday is over
Belle says:
wher eis my song
boz says:
yesterday was your birthday?
boz says:

Belle says:
well today
Belle says:
or yesterday, depending on how you look at it
Belle says:
the 3rd
boz says:
wow, if I would have known that I would have postponed my shot and went out and got drunk
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
install a new template
Belle says:
but the fluffy clouds
boz says:
the only thing you'll have to redo is your lings
boz says:
links
Belle says:
but
Belle says:
the
Belle says:
fluffy
Belle says:
clouds
Belle says:
it's so
Belle says:
relaxing
Belle says:
all the templates are so harsh
boz says:
no they aren't they have tons of new ones that you haven't even seen
Belle says:
i have
Belle says:
i create a new blog like every day
Belle says:
actually i just created a sex one for my friend in alaska
Belle says:
i have to link that
boz says:
cool
Belle says:
they are all so non-fluffy cloudy
boz says:
it's not that friend of Jonnie's is it
Belle says:
ya ya
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
no
boz says:
no Donald Kilbuck
Belle says:
you should make a ya ya blog
boz says:
I have enough trouble with the blogs I have
boz says:
http://www.blogger.com/templates/rounders/sample.html
Belle says:
pleeeeeeeeease
boz says:
this is nice
Belle says:
i don't like the color
Belle says:
it's masculine
boz says:
http://www.blogger.com/templates/moto_ms/sample.html
boz says:
you like pink, don't you?
Belle says:
uhh
Belle says:
i do
Belle says:
but that's really pink
Belle says:
does it come with a barbie
boz says:
no
Belle says:
boz
boz says:
yes?
Belle says:
i think we need to be sedated
Belle says:
you think people are relaying your conversations
Belle says:
i think people are secretly recording me, video or audio
boz says:
I have a question for you, a serious question
Belle says:
serious???? oh man
boz says:
did you really send some guy a set of used sheets?
Belle says:
who said that??
boz says:
you did
boz says:
You told Jonnie that you did
Belle says:
jonnie told you?
boz says:
he told us, we were all together when he brought it up
Belle says:
oh i must have blocked it out
boz says:
you haven't denied it yet
Belle says:
why, do you know the guy hahahaha
boz says:
well no, but I saw an auction on Ebay
boz says:
and your name was mentioned
Belle says:
it was NOT
Belle says:
you're lying
boz says:
sure, shoot the messenger
Belle says:
ok show me
boz says:
what, you want a copy of the reciept I got when I bought them?

Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
yeah exactly
boz says:
I haven't flustered you, have I?
Belle says:
i'm not admitting to anything, but hypothetically speaking if i was to send sheets to someone it wouldn't be a complete stranger who might sell them on eBay, so no
boz says:
a complete stranger as opposed to a stranger?
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
you should let me make a new template for you!
Belle says:
sure, make it with fluffy clouds
boz says:
I can do that
Belle says:
and then when i don't use it you can never speak to me again
Belle says:
new templates are like money
Belle says:
you shouldn't mix them
boz says:
huh?
Belle says:
i don't know
boz says:
fine! I won't do it then
Belle says:
no, go for it
Belle says:
but what i'm saying is
Belle says:
what if i don't like it, for some insane reason
Belle says:
and i dont use it, you will hate me forever
boz says:
you'll love it
Belle says:
i will be banished to another internet
Belle says:
and my book deal will be null
boz says:
no, if you don't like it, I'll use it for the rwbs
Belle says:
ok
boz says:
and zoot and mikey will quit
Belle says:
hahahahaha
boz says:
I mean zann
Belle says:
everyone will!
Belle says:
what
Belle says:
a
Belle says:
riot
boz says:
zoot quit because you weren't a good role model
Belle says:
no, not me, bhw
boz says:
oh yeah
Belle says:
no one has quit because of me yet
Belle says:
i don't think
boz says:
that you know of
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
goose might have
Belle says:
you know, i was thinking about this last night
boz says:
drew was practically crying when he quit
Belle says:
remember when we used to all go in the hot tub all the time
Belle says:
goose would always pm me and ask what i was wearing
Belle says:
hahahahaha
boz says:
no
Belle says:
did he do that to everyone??
boz says:
actually, I think he got that idea when I PM'd him asking what he was wearing
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
i was always like, uhhh, socks
boz says:
he kind of freaked me out when he said he was in full KISS costume
Belle says:
hahahahahaha
Belle says:
that's so lame though, "what are you wearing"
Belle says:
like obviously they don't want the truth
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i wish i had a KISS costume
boz says:
you've got credit cards with no limits, go for it
Belle says:
let me ask goose where he got his
boz says:
I wish I had a tatum o'neal tuxedo
Belle says:
he was always on me to send him my picture too
boz says:
I remember that!
Belle says:
i finally caved, he really wouldn't let it go
boz says:
oh yeah, I'm sure
boz says:
you sent goose the sheets, didn't you
Belle says:
no!
Belle says:
someone in NY
boz says:
someone in prison?
Belle says:
yeah hahaha
Belle says:
for trying to assassinate tatumo neal
boz says:
tatumo san?
Belle says:
i think i'll name my first born tatumo
Belle says:
or tatum
Belle says:
or tater
boz says:
or spud
Belle says:
i spent my walmart gift card today
boz says:
what did you get?
Belle says:
seasons 2 and 3 of 24, cd's, paper towels, and a hunting rifle
boz says:
but no sheryl crow cd
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
blank cd's
boz says:
what about season one?
Belle says:
i have already seen season one
boz says:
I watched the first two episodes of Deadwood tonight
Belle says:
how was it?
boz says:
it's one of those that I think you need to get used to
boz says:
they are still setting up the characters and plot lines
Belle says:
hmm
boz says:
and it's shot in sepia tones
Belle says:
oh
Belle says:
weird
Belle says:
i don't like sepia
Belle says:
it reminds me of my least favorite crayon
Belle says:
burnt sienna
boz says:
brad dourf is in it, you like brad dourf don't you?
Belle says:
i don't know who that is
boz says:
he was the voice of chucky
Belle says:
wanna PLAY?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
love it!
boz says:
and he looks just like Chucky too
Belle says:
great
Belle says:
does he say things like
Belle says:
i'm your friend till the end
Belle says:
THIS IS THE END, FRIEND
boz says:
oh, and Daryl and the other Daryl's brother is in it
Belle says:
interesting
Belle says:
maybe i will check it out, but i doubt it since i already watch too much tv
Belle says:
Alias is back on Wednesday!!!
boz says:
you know way too much about the Chucky movies
Belle says:
i loved the chucky movies
Belle says:
well the first one really
boz says:
that is the only one I saw
Belle says:
i hate that lady that was in all the others
boz says:
whatever happened to Lucy Deakins?
Belle says:
with the voice
Belle says:
who is lucy deakins?
boz says:
she was john candy's son's boyfriend in that movie where dan ackroyd played his annoying brother in law and they rented a cottage, and ate the big steak, and shot the bear in the ass
Belle says:
ghost busters?
Belle says:
brb phone
boz says:
and she was in the movie where fred savage played her little brother and dressed like an army guy, and the boy next door could fly
boz says:
http://www.idiotsavant.com/deakins/
boz says:
it's your father, and he wants the blowfish back, doesn't he?

My dinner with TP

Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i had a genius thought
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
the guy from hangin' with mr. cooper
boz says:
anoher one?
boz says:
hmmm, not bad, I was thinking Steve Harvey too
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
no, not steve harvey
boz says:
why not?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i don't like him
boz says:
I don't like that other guy
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
FINE!!!
boz says:
malcolm jamal warner is still the front runner
boz says:
this is shaping up like an Oz for juvenille offenders
boz says:
I just sneezed
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
bless you, child
boz says:
wanna shake hands?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
everytime a boz sneezes, an angel gets its wings
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
no
boz says:
I sneeze quite a bit
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i really want to open this present
boz says:
what present?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
but it says on the card not to open until b-day
boz says:
when is your bday?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
soon
boz says:
what date?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i'm not sure
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
you mean the actual date i was born on or the date my two japanese uncles throw me a party each year?
boz says:
you know, I have always felt Conception Day should be celebrated instead of Birthday
boz says:
actual date
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
no one really knows my birthday since i was adopted
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
every year we make it up
boz says:
I never know when to believe you
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
FINE!!!
boz says:
my niece was adopted, the one who named all her sons the same first namem her birthday is the first part of january
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
maybe i am her then
boz says:
do you have any mulatto children?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i have a feeling my birthday is really soon
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
no, but i do like gelatto
boz says:
is that like ghetto ice cream?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
do you have to bring up the ghetto? that's where my biological parents left me
boz says:
my niece thinks that her biological grandfather was a famous doctor
boz says:
Dr Scholl
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
she's probably right
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i've heard he had a lot of bastard children
boz says:
actually she was born in Georgia, she might be Marci's illegitimate sister
boz says:
wait, marci wasn't born in Georgia
boz says:
I think Marci died
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
marci did not die
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
she at least was alive around christmas
boz says:
she's gotten too good for us.
boz says:
if lavar burton showed up at your condo door, would you let him in?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
is this a trick question?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
he's here right now
boz says:
did you let him in?
Belle says:
yes, that's the only way he could come in, if he was invited, like vampires
boz says:
or jehovah witnesses
Belle says:
jehovah witnesses ARE vampires
Belle says:
if star jones showed up at your door, would you let her in?
boz says:
they are so much more than vampires
boz says:
is merideth vieria with her?
Belle says:
no, she's alone, she was driving through east taiwan to pick up a refugee child and her car broke down in front of your house
boz says:
would I have to sex her?
Belle says:
you just have to say if you would let her ini
Belle says:
you're already planning out how to sex star jones up
boz says:
I'm not paying for her wedding!
Belle says:
she's already married
Belle says:
now, yes or no?
boz says:
is she wearing Payless shoes from the Star Jones collection?
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
pumps, mules, or wedgies?
Belle says:
pumps that are several sizes too small for her chubby feet
boz says:
ooooooooh, like your dad wears
Belle says:
no, my dad wears pumps that fit
Belle says:
yes or noooo?
boz says:
are you sure meredith veiria isn't with her?
Belle says:
yes, unless her limp, lifeless body is stuffed in either star jones' trunk or pumps
boz says:
or stomach
Belle says:
aaaaggghhhh
Belle says:
star jones ate meredith vierra!
boz says:
oh the humanity!
Belle says:
if you let her in she might eat you and mother boz
Belle says:
so yes or no
boz says:
no
boz says:
that was a tough one
Belle says:
since you didn't invite her in, she calls meredith viera from your neighbor's house and meredith comes over and has sex with the neighbor out of gratitude for helping star
boz says:
which neighbor?
Belle says:
all of them
boz says:
slut!
Belle says:
that could have been you
boz says:
thank god I kept my wits about me
boz says:
have you written that post yet?
Belle says:
mentally
boz says:
that's a start
Belle says:
listen
boz says:
I hate having to do mental things
Belle says:
would you rather have a sinus infection where anytime you sneeze while in the presence of others, they change sex
Belle says:
or
Belle says:
have the inability to distinguish btwn babies and english muffins
boz says:
sinus infection
boz says:
I already have the inability to distinguish between babies and english muffins
Belle says:
yummy, buttery babies
boz says:
just don't invite me to breakfast
Belle says:
would you rather have to sleep each night btwn a mattress and a box spring
Belle says:
or
Belle says:
be allowed to listen to only one musical piece the rest of your life - "funkytown" by Lipps, inc
boz says:
is the word between so hard to type?
Belle says:
why are you so disturbed with that
Belle says:
first it's my ahahahahaha
Belle says:
i can never please you!!!!
boz says:
matress and box springs
boz says:
fine, I make one little comment about your ahahahaha, and I can never live it down
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
if siskel and ebert both showed up at your door and you could only invite one in, which one would you invite in?
boz says:
the dead one
Belle says:
excellent
boz says:
he'd eat less
boz says:
I saw a Randy Quaid movie today
Belle says:
wow!
Belle says:
that's amazing!!!!
boz says:
he played an evil sheriff
boz says:
don't paronize me
boz says:
patronize even
boz says:
I'll edit that out in the final copy
Belle says:
oh sure, edit out your stuff
Belle says:
what was the evil randy quaid movie?
Belle says:
the other day i saw part of Daddy Day Care
boz says:
hey, it's called Dinner with BOZ, I have to look out for my best interests
Belle says:
it was really, really moving
boz says:
is that with eddie murphy?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
it was touching
boz says:
he sucks so bad
Belle says:
yeah
Belle says:
hurts so good though
Belle says:
WWJCMD
boz says:
WWJMVD
Belle says:
jmv?
boz says:
jan michael vincent
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
probably do another line
boz says:
tony pierce is going to be so jealous of us
boz says:
hahahaha WWTPD?
Belle says:
we should make that our motto
Belle says:
forget john cougar mellencamp
boz says:
yes, we should
boz says:
but never identity who TP is
Belle says:
or he'll have us assassinated
boz says:
or have or blogging privledges revoked
boz says:
our
Belle says:
bhw would come after us, shooting bullets out of her breasts
boz says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I'm not editing that out
Belle says:
you have to
boz says:
no, it is time your mean spiritedness was laid bare for all to see
boz says:
http://spudhead.buzznet.com/user/?id=761242
Belle says:

Belle says:
i wish i had an aura
Belle says:
like i glowed
Belle says:
people would always be able to find me in a crowd
boz says:
only chicks with names like bambi or sunshine have aura's
Belle says:
sunshine!
Belle says:
i'll change my name
boz says:
I am going to end every post I make for the next week with WWTPD
Belle says:
that's awesome
Belle says:
me too
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I just zonkboarded it
Belle says:
i'm going to end every thought i have with WWTPD
boz says:
my next door neighbor when I was a teenager named her daughter Angel
Belle says:
my roomate in college was named Angel
Belle says:
and she really was
Belle says:
she used the rhythm method and everything
boz says:
was she the first one on your killing spree?
Belle says:
yes, but many, many followed
Belle says:
she put a picture of JESUS right above my bed while i was sleeping
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
she kept telling me when i had guys over that i was going to a lower level of heaven
boz says:
hahahaha
boz says:
is that some kind of sexual code word?
Belle says:
heaven?
boz says:
how would you like a little lower level of heaven tonight?
Belle says:
hahahah
boz says:
tony pierce would never come up with a comedy gem like that
Belle says:
WWTPD!!!
boz says:
room mates, gotta love 'em
Belle says:
or not, she was a total nut job, my friends used to try to freak her out
Belle says:
like one friend came over and said something about being pregnant and not knowing who the father was, i thought Angel would have a coronary
boz says:
I had a born again christian for a roommate when I was stationed in crete
boz says:
hahaha
Belle says:
Angel actually asked me to be her maid of honor when she got married
Belle says:
then demoted me
boz says:
http://skirt.buzznet.com/user/
boz says:
the bitch
Belle says:
she probably married your born again
boz says:
my born again, lusted after the wife of his best friend then tried to kill himself by walking out into the mediterranean sea
Belle says:
excellent!!
Belle says:
i'll have to try that one
Belle says:
and you really are a little too fascinated with dressing in women's clothing
boz says:
then he got transferred to Athens
Belle says:
i bet tony pierce has never had a crazy roommate
Belle says:
i'm hungry
boz says:
I also had a roommate named Snuffy
Belle says:
beedy, beedy, beedy
boz says:
who kept an eight by ten pic of his parenst on his nightstand and I swear they looked like brother and sister
Belle says:
my brother has an eight by ten of my mother on his nightstand! that is so weird!! who does that??
Belle says:
they probably were brother and sister though
boz says:
Snuffy and your brother
Belle says:
i just think that is odd
Belle says:
and i was telling my dad this
Belle says:
and i said exactly that, i said who does that!! and he said "what, you don't have a picture of me?? i have one of you!"
Belle says:
and he really does, ahhahaha
boz says:
this is your dad, right, not your bad touch uncle?
Belle says:
both probably
Belle says:
i just have an eight by ten of TP
boz says:
all I have is a wallet size
boz says:
but then he has always favored the ladies
Belle says:
does kevynn malone really like him?
boz says:
yeah, he's linked him, and told everyone to buy his book
Belle says:
you think you know someone!!
boz says:
k'lone likes all the popular bloggers
boz says:
zil zheaton included
boz says:
wheb you say know you mean stalk, don't you?
Belle says:
well yeah
boz says:
I should link him
Belle says:
well i thin
Belle says:
k
Belle says:
you have to send him a picture of your breasts first
Belle says:
that's the appropriate way of going about it
boz says:
if I shaved my chest they'd be bigger than bhw's
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
not that you measured or anything
boz says:
of course I've measured
boz says:
but I've never understood the whole cup size thing
Belle says:
what's not to understand?
Belle says:
i hate when i go in victoria's secret or something and they accost me with the measuring tape
boz says:
bah, that's the only reason you go into victoria secrets!
Belle says:
they are always like "free measurments!!!" and i say no thanks, but they do it anyway!
boz says:
I'm going to have to start hanging around victoria secrets and try the free measurement scam!
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
WWTPD
boz says:
will I need a tape measure?
Belle says:
yeah, i think so
Belle says:
and a measuring cup
boz says:
and I should be inside the store, right?
Belle says:
or lurking near the restrooms
boz says:
you say lurking like it's a bad thing
boz says:
how do you think I got a date to the prom?
Belle says:
ebay
Belle says:
or
Belle says:
www.imaginarygirlfriends.com
boz says:
actually I paid my cousin fifty bucks
boz says:
he wasn't worth it though
boz says:
it worries me that you had a link to this so handy
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
a little side job
boz says:
I need to find a pic of TP to use for my icon in here
boz says:
identity theft!!!!
Belle says:
you should steal his blog
Belle says:
what's the address?
Belle says:
or do tp.blogspot.com/ and just copy all his posts
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
that would work
Belle says:
you should hire her
Belle says:
http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/browse_karinna.php
boz says:
http://tony.buzznet.com/user/
boz says:
tada!
Belle says:
you should shave your head
Belle says:
tada what?
boz says:
tada, I am now TP
boz says:
if I shaved my head I'd look like a giant light bulb
Belle says:
how are you now TP?
Belle says:
Ohhhhh
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
I have his icon up
Belle says:
i didn't see it and thought you were having delusions of grandeur again
Belle says:
that's awesome
boz says:
one day we will rule the internet
Belle says:
TP and levar?
boz says:
hey, bhw sent me a picture of her boobs too, the full monty!
Belle says:
i know
Belle says:
in the shower or something
boz says:
yeah, I think so
Belle says:
or was taht the one she sent me
Belle says:
she told me anyway
boz says:
not that it's my wallpaper or anything
Belle says:
she thought it might be
boz says:
i wish that anonymous commenter would leave some more comments on dinner with boz
boz says:
the one who thought we had no lives
Belle says:
who??
boz says:
if I knew "who" would I call him anonymous?
Belle says:
well you said HIM
Belle says:
when was that
boz says:
one of the first posts
Belle says:
oh, yeah, maybe i remember
Belle says:
he'll be the first one to buy the book
Belle says:
it was probably TP afraid we'd corner the market
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I was going to say that
Belle says:
i was looking through his pics, trying to figure out why the ladies flock to him
boz says:
http://chatwars.blogspot.com/2004/09/my-dinner-with-belle.html
boz says:
cause they can't have me
boz says:
wow, I didn't see that third comment!
Belle says:
haha
Belle says:
want some pie?
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
pie?
boz says:
I know what you said, but why did you say it?
Belle says:
because i'm eating pie
boz says:
oh, no thanks, I had cheesecake earlier
Belle says:
mmmm pumpkin pie
boz says:
french vanilla cool whip?
Belle says:
no, whip cream from the can
Belle says:
my parents send me home with so much food
boz says:
from the bathroom?
boz says:
arghhhhhhhhhhhh
Belle says:
TP wouldn't say things like that
Belle says:
so we have on fan
Belle says:
one
boz says:
well that was a long time ago, I think it might have been bhw's friend becky
Belle says:
someone who talks a lot
Belle says:
it could be amyjo
boz says:
yeah, maybejo
boz says:
but she would never buy a playlist
boz says:
becky did leave a comment on another post
Belle says:
that doesnt' really sound like becky though
Belle says:
she emails me
boz says:
email her back and ask her
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i don't think it's her
boz says:
WWTPD
Belle says:
and i might sound obsessive
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
it might be one of my gay admirers
Belle says:
the other boz
Belle says:
or brian bonsall
Belle says:
my admirers can't write
boz says:
you know how malone and I got to know each other don't you?
Belle says:
you met at a NAMBLA meeting?
boz says:
we were both linked on this gay guy's blog and I guess malone followed the link to my blog
boz says:
tony baloney from Atlanta Ga.
Belle says:
interesting
Belle says:
sometimes i think there are cameras in everyday objects
Belle says:
and someone is taping me
Belle says:
so i smile
boz says:
it couldn't hurt
Belle says:
for a long time i was convinced there was a camera in zob
boz says:
ummm, hahaha, camera in zob, hahahaha, that's ridiculous!
boz says:
http://scruffneck.blogspot.com/
Belle says:
seriously, i would turn him around to get changed and everything
boz says:
I know
boz says:
it was very frustrating
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
now i think it's in that hallmark snowman and puppy
boz says:
that's just silly
Belle says:
oh
Belle says:
well then
boz says:
did you go back and buy another one for half price after xmas?
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i'm not retarded
boz says:
or one step away from being
boz says:
I think I am going to make a casting call announcement on the grand ennui for the facts of life 2005
boz says:
TP and I could pass for brothers
boz says:
http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?id=750494
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
I think i'm going to bed
Belle says:
too much TP for me
boz says:
don't turn zob around tonight, ok?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
gooodniiiiiiiiight
boz says:
night
boz says:
WWTPD!!!!!
Belle says:
and remember, always ask yourself WWTPD
Belle says:
damn you!!!
boz says:
ha
Belle says:
nighters
boz says:
night

My dinner with Tootie

Belle says:
yes?
Belle says:
fine what?
boz says:
you deserted me in my hour of need again
Belle says:
oh no, did you break out the razor blades again and start cutting?
boz says:
ooh, good touch,
boz says:
oh, yeah, I have a question for you
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i'm not a hermaphrodite
Belle says:
and i already have a prom date
boz says:
those were questions number 9 and 10
Belle says:
ok then shoot
boz says:
did you buy the spy cam or punk out?
Belle says:
they didn't have it actually
Belle says:
so i guess i punked out
boz says:
what did you get instead?
Belle says:
they had like nothing, damn those walmart folks!
Belle says:
umm
Belle says:
i'm trying to remember
Belle says:
oh
boz says:
a cheese wheel?
Belle says:
walkie talkies
Belle says:
and a walmart gift card for the other swap gift
boz says:
twoswap gifts?
Belle says:
yeah, kind of crazy
Belle says:
i wanted the walkie talkies myself, but my aunt stole them from me in the swap
boz says:
I think you should have demanded that they search the warehouse for the spycam
boz says:
who would be the walkie while you were the talkie?
Belle says:
my neighbor maybe hahahaha
boz says:
did you father like the lamp?
Belle says:
or i would have strapped one to emilio and one to charlie
Belle says:
either way, it would have been fun, but noooo, do you know what i got, a crappy blanket, and a crappy pine cone thing
Belle says:
oh yeah, i'm his favorite daughter now he said
Belle says:
he was soo cute, too, he made us turn off all the lights so he could see it
boz says:
is that counting his illegitimate daughters?
Belle says:
which is just what the guy does in the movie!
Belle says:
yes, even the german one
Belle says:
who could be sandra
boz says:
you just want to be related to Jonnie
Belle says:
oh yeah, i've been wishing that since birth
Belle says:
one of my brothers is named Johnny
boz says:
they should have named all your brothers Johnny
Belle says:
they should
boz says:
my niece named her three sons Darian
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i'm going to do that
Belle says:
with the three chinese babies i adopt
boz says:
how come they only do that to boys, how come no one ever names all their daughters the same name
Belle says:
levar jr, levar II, levar III
Belle says:
they do!!!
Belle says:
i know a girl named kat who is really named katherine whose mother is named katherine
Belle says:
i thought it was weird, but maybe it's a canada thing
boz says:
no, I meant all their daughters, not daughter named after their mother, that's normal, my eldest sister is named after my mother.
Belle says:
that isn't normal
Belle says:
why? i don't get it
boz says:
they have different middle names though
Belle says:
i don't
Belle says:
get
Belle says:
it
boz says:
it doesn't matter it was a rhetorical question anyway
Belle says:
FINE
Belle says:
be that way
Belle says:
put mother boz on
Belle says:
i'll ask her
boz says:
which mother boz, my sister or my mother?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
exactly
Belle says:
put them both on
Belle says:
i bet you were confused as a child
boz says:
I would but there is the little matter of the restraining order
boz says:
funny you should mention my confusion as a child ...
boz says:
I used to call my sister "little mommy"
boz says:
she's nine years older than me
Belle says:
one of my brothers is nine years older than me and i called him little hitler, not little daddy
boz says:
is his real name elvis costello?
Belle says:
no
boz says:
little hitler= song by elvis costello
Belle says:
you don't say!
Belle says:
did mother boz sr. like her udder cream?
boz says:
guess what belle, when you go to sleep at night your pine cone thing comes to life
Belle says:
noooooooooooo
Belle says:
damn that pine cone thing
Belle says:
it plugs in
boz says:
yeah, she did like the moo cream
Belle says:
what kind of pine cone thing plugs in
Belle says:
and who gives this crap as a swap gift
boz says:
pine cone thing reeks of homemade gift
Belle says:
oh it definitely was
Belle says:
$25, sure!!!
Belle says:
next year i'm making all my gifts
boz says:
out of hair balls
Belle says:
and pine cones!
boz says:
and glitter!!!!
Belle says:
how did you know glitter was involved??
Belle says:
even emilio and charlie are disturbed by the pine cone thing
Belle says:
they keep knocking it over
boz says:
isn't it always?
Belle says:
and glitter is all over my carpet
boz says:
you'll vacuuming glitter till june
boz says:
thiat is if you vacuum before june
Belle says:
highly unlikely
Belle says:
which will make june fun!
boz says:
put it in the bathroom on top of the toilet
Belle says:
no!
Belle says:
that's where they had one at my brother's house
Belle says:
and i was like wtf is that pine cone thing
Belle says:
then next thing i know i'm getting one of my very own!
boz says:
who was the one who gave the pine cone thing?
Belle says:
my brother's fiance
Belle says:
bitch!
boz says:
typical
Belle says:
once i had that of course no one wanted to trade with me
boz says:
how did this trading thing work?
Belle says:
well you pick a number
Belle says:
and then every person after the first person can choose to swap with someone who went before them if they want
Belle says:
and then at the end the first person gets the pick of the litter
boz says:
sounds kind of complicated. do they know what the gift is before they swap?
Belle says:
and then we light the last person on fire and pray
Belle says:
yes, you get to open the gifts
boz says:
and then swap?
Belle says:
yes, if you want something that someone who went before you had
boz says:
was this your brother's fiance's idea?
Belle says:
hahaha, no, sadly, we've done this for ever
Belle says:
but i'm going to suggest we stop now that she's participating
boz says:
your brother is going to expect her to make all the xmas gifts next year
boz says:
and I bet she got really good things
Belle says:
hmm, i can't remember
Belle says:
i've tried to block the whole thing out
Belle says:
but really, what wouldn't have been better than that pine cone thing
boz says:
a xmas craft thing made out of toilet paper rolls
Belle says:
one funny thing was
Belle says:
the walmart gift card i got i put inside a stuffed puppet
Belle says:
and my weird uncle dick (not the one that gives me the bad touch though) thought the puppet was the gift and was like 'oh that's nice, i'll keep this one'
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I wonder what he'll get with the gift card?
Belle says:
another puppet
Belle says:
all he wanted was the puppet
boz says:
you should have slid the card out while no one was looking
Belle says:
i should have, and said i made the puppet
Belle says:
i think i will light the pine cone thing on fire and use it to burn down my house, then won't my brother's fiance feel bad
boz says:
and the finance would have said, do you have the plans for that?
boz says:
i got a walmart gift card for xmas too
Belle says:
yes, i saw that
Belle says:
i didn't
Belle says:
what are you going to buy?
Belle says:
i did get a credit card though
boz says:
t shirts probably
boz says:
credit or debit?
Belle says:
you should buy glitter and construction paper
Belle says:
credit
boz says:
wow, any limit?
Belle says:
no limit!~
boz says:
and pipe cleaners and a hot glue gun
Belle says:
no, never mind, i wont' tell any camp stories
boz says:
you have a story about a hot glue gun?
Belle says:
my step mother has a hot glue gun
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
pipe cleaners
boz says:
I think you told me a camp story before
Belle says:
did it involve armed guards and wil wheaton?
boz says:
yes, and pipe cleaners
boz says:
oh man, I bought the best tasting tums yesterday!
Belle says:
which ones?
Belle says:
were they smooth dissolve
boz says:
they are a store brand and they are berry flavored
Belle says:
what colors
boz says:
dark colors
Belle says:
i've never had berry, i bet it's good
boz says:
you can almost get high by opening the bottle and sniffing
Belle says:
woooo hooo
Belle says:
so imagine what happens when you crush them up and put them on a spoon and burn it
boz says:
they taste more like candy than antacids
Belle says:
nice! i'm gonna look for some
boz says:
assorted berries
boz says:
I got these from the dollar general, but I'm sure they copied it from Tums
Belle says:
most likely
Belle says:
all the cool kids copy Tums
boz says:
96 for $2.00
boz says:
I used to be addicted to Rolaids
Belle says:
i've never had rolaids
Belle says:
do they really spell relief
boz says:
no
Belle says:
did you know joy behar hosts who wants to be a millionaire??
boz says:
I thought it was the other one
Belle says:
oh, well whatever
Belle says:
one of them, they're all obnoxious
boz says:
meredith vierra
Belle says:
yeah, yeah, her
Belle says:
i didn't know that
boz says:
yeah, the syndicated version
Belle says:
i saw it the other day and this guy's first question was
boz says:
I've never watched either her or regis
Belle says:
"complete the language rule helper 'i before E except after blank'
Belle says:
and the guy
Belle says:
had to ask the audience
boz says:
after lunch
boz says:
???
Belle says:
i mean, come on!!!
boz says:
did meredith know the answer?
Belle says:
yes, she is fed the answers with a spoon
Belle says:
by regil philbin
boz says:
and a needle?
Belle says:
i would have puked if the audience got it wrong
Belle says:
but luckily 95% knew it
boz says:
in your hands?
Belle says:
yes, absolutely, because i was sitting on my bed
boz says:
the 5% who didn't know it were probably related to the contestabt
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
seriously, that disturbed me
Belle says:
i didn't dare watch it any longer because that was the EASY question and he got it wrong
Belle says:
i want to find out his name and address and taunt him
boz says:
what were the four choices?
Belle says:
they were all letters, c, d, a, o or something
Belle says:
well not c
Belle says:
i dont' remember!
Belle says:
yes c
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
call a friend and find out
Belle says:
i'm losing my mind
Belle says:
i blame you
boz says:
sure, why not, I have broad shoulders
Belle says:
the next question was probably who is the president of the united states and he had to call a friend
Belle says:
he doesn't have any friends!
boz says:
hey, you know what?
Belle says:
no
boz says:
when we get about 50 more "dinners with boz" we are going to make it into a book
Belle says:
a book no one will buy?
boz says:
we'll buy it
boz says:
I'm serious, you can do this on Cafe Press
Belle says:
the proceeds will go to dumb game show contestants
boz says:
some guy with a blog did a book on how to blog and people are buying it by the tens
Belle says:
no way
Belle says:
how to blog?
Belle says:
by wil wheaton?
boz says:
yeah, have you heard of tony pierce?
Belle says:
oh god, really?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
interesting
boz says:
malone wants everyone to buy it
Belle says:
really??
boz says:
yeah, and it's just old blog posts
Belle says:
oh it is?
Belle says:
then how is it "how to blog"?
boz says:
ummm, because he is the master of blogging, I guess
boz says:
do what he does
boz says:
but seriously, by the time we get 50 more dinner with boz's we will be so famous they will be lining up to buy our book
boz says:
we can have lavar levar burton write the introduction
Belle says:
Hmmph
boz says:
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/sell/books.aspx
Belle says:
i don't have tony pierce's fan base
boz says:
yeah, but we are slowly building up our fan base
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
it's at two right now
Belle says:
stop, it hurts when i laugh
Belle says:
maybe if i could get my phone sex customers to buy it, that must be what tony pierce is doing
Belle says:
and you could have it go on sale at dollar general
boz says:
ask him the next time he calls for a quickie
Belle says:
like packaged with a bottle of fake tums
Belle says:
buy fake tums get this book FREE!!!
Belle says:
i have a reputation to uphold
boz says:
yeah, after your dinner with boz you'll really need fake tums
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I won't be able to sleep tonight going over all the possibilities
Belle says:
possibilities??
Belle says:
like a movie deal??!!!
boz says:
marketing, yeah movie deal!!!
Belle says:
nancy mckeon might be available!
boz says:
might be? that's like saying the pope might be catholic
Belle says:
well don't tell anyone, but i did hear the pope might be methodist
Belle says:
maybe nancy will be busy filming tony pierce's movie
Belle says:
or wil wheaton's
boz says:
my dinner with boz starring a lifetime movie of the week starring nancy mckeon and liam neeson
boz says:
samuel l. jackson?
boz says:
fred savage?
Belle says:
C. Thomas Howell!!
Belle says:
if he's alive
boz says:
I saw fred savage in a movie tonight
Belle says:
my parents were watching that stupid movie, Mooseport on Christmas night, and he's in that
boz says:
yeah, that's it
Belle says:
my dad kept saying "there's your bud, fred savage!"
Belle says:
and insisting i had a crush on him when i was younger
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i so didn't
boz says:
yeah, it was his brother that you had a crush on
Belle says:
no, i told him it was paul
boz says:
wasn't he killed in vietnam?
boz says:
or woodstock?
Belle says:
no, that was winnie's brother
boz says:
oh yeah, back when winnie still wore glasses
Belle says:
before she had her britney spears/lindsay lohan growth spurt
boz says:
she didn't spurt in the same places they did, only her face got bigger
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
well that was pre-plastic surgery
boz says:
not that I know who britney spears or lindsey lohan are
boz says:
you know what they should do?
boz says:
They should make a male version of Facts of Life
Belle says:
with mrs. garrett? or a male?
Belle says:
maybe mr. belvedere could do it
boz says:
I think it should be a mr garrett
Belle says:
if you think about it
Belle says:
they could all keep the same names, they are unisex
Belle says:
jo
Belle says:
blair
Belle says:
tootie
Belle says:
natalie
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
and ed-na
boz says:
they called her nat
Belle says:
well there you go
Belle says:
i think this is a winner
Belle says:
you should pitch this to the network
boz says:
or nambla
Belle says:
i'll be your partner since i came up with the name idea
Belle says:
nat DID have a weird relationship with that little boy
Belle says:
put your power suit on
Belle says:
we're going to hollywood!!!
boz says:
my favorite episode was where tootie didn't become a hooker
Belle says:
wasn't that every episode?
Belle says:
she did have a bastard child in the reunion
boz says:
it was jermaine jackson's wasn't it?
Belle says:
levar burton's!
boz says:
a mute bastard child, how tragic
Belle says:
quality programming though
boz says:
I can see Lifetime, WE and Oxygen battling it out for the rights
Belle says:
there is a fortune to be made here
boz says:
I've already forgot our premise.
Belle says:
ok, you work on that, i'm going to get coffee and search for the new face of Tootie
boz says:
fine!!!
Belle says:
i'll check back in with you!!!
Belle says:
don't start with the self mutilation again

Belle says:
not that anyone reads this
boz says:
they will eventually,
boz says:
it will be the feel good book of the summer
Belle says:
ok please edit the remark about her breasts then
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
i don't want to piss anyone off
boz says:
I'll change breasts to something else
Belle says:
noooo
Belle says:
change everything to something else
boz says:
fine!
Belle says:
her name, boobies, the book, change it all
boz says:
I'm leaving the part about nancy mckeon having my babies in though!!!
Belle says:
i must have missed that part... sure, boz, sure
boz says:
oh wait, that was last night's dream
Belle says:
i'm glad you started having hetero dreams
boz says:
go get you coffee and find the new Tootie!
Belle says:
ok, later
boz says:
later