My dinner at the time of the month

Belle says:
"Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch." hahahaha

boz says:
I am so jealous
Belle says:
you should be
Belle says:
bloodninja is giving you a run for your title
boz says:
sure rub my face in it!
boz says:
I almost puked in my hands reading it
Belle says:
the rhino one was toooooo much, my god
boz says:

Belle says:
"rhinoceruses don't wear shirts"
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I like the cops are after me one
Belle says:
i'm reading that now, hahaha "i've lost weight since then" "i hope so"
Belle says:
oh my
boz says:
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
boz says:
HARRRRRRRR!!!!
Belle says:
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!

Belle says:
what a riot!
boz says:
sure, rub it in
boz says:
that just shows you how desperate they are to talk with someone
boz says:
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Belle says:
the bear one is hysterical too
Belle says:
I've read the Wellhung one before somewhere else, i didn't know there were others
boz says:
one day someome will do that with DrHunterDouglas
boz says:
I did post one tonight, a quickie, guy got fed up with me
Belle says:
ooh let me read
boz says:
http://anythingsomethingnothing.blogspot.com/2005/01/case-study-6-i-think_20.html
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
fine, just hahaha, I bet if it was bloody ninja you'd be rotflmao
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
fine!
Belle says:
FINE
boz says:
I bet the bloody ninja never got anyone to sing candle in the wind naked holding a can of peas
Belle says:
true
Belle says:
you definitely have a leg up on him there
boz says:
and made them late for work!
Belle says:
you're awfully proud of that
boz says:
what is this strange grip I have on women?
Belle says:
i don't know, you should ask jonnie
boz says:
do I have a strange grip on Jonnie too?
Belle says:
clearly
Belle says:
you have a strange grip on most everyone, don't you?
Belle says:
even brian bonsall
boz says:
where!!!!!
Belle says:
and he's like a superstar
boz says:
oh, my grand nephew made a new post today
Belle says:
the one you posted on TGE?
Belle says:
he's crazy, dawg
boz says:
yeah, getting kicked out of the house
boz says:
great profile pic, isn't it
Belle says:
his?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
yeah, i think i dated him
boz says:
I was trying to set the two of you up, but he didn't like your blog, he said he didn't like smart chicks
Belle says:
i would OWNinante him
Belle says:
what blog?
boz says:
your new one
Belle says:
no!
boz says:
no what?
Belle says:
yes, we have no bananas
boz says:
you should really trust me with the url of all your blogs
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
you find me amusing?
Belle says:
extremely
boz says:
hey, so when are you going to say yes to XIJIF?
Belle says:
I don't know, It just can't live up to my expectations now
boz says:
it would be terrible if I had to cancel it and dash the hopes of everyone who has already agreed
boz says:
and then blame YOU!!!!
Belle says:
why would you need to cancel
Belle says:
no one likes me anyway
boz says:
so I could blame YOU!!!
Belle says:
i am CLOAKED in failure
boz says:
awww, not everyone doesn't like you
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
did that make sense?
Belle says:
i think with all those negatives it made sense as "everyone hates you"
boz says:
yeah, that's what I was trying to say!
Belle says:
excellent then
boz says:
your plan worked, eh
Belle says:
excuse me, i have to go talk to my friend bloodninja
boz says:
get me his autograph
Belle says:
he is probably Tony Pierce
boz says:
WWBND?
boz says:
hey, everyone would be dying to have you be their secret XIJIF santa, they know what great gifts you give
Belle says:
uh huhhhh
boz says:
almost as good as mine
Belle says:
no way, jose
boz says:
ok, half as good as mine
Belle says:
i think i will call my new blog " a sorta kinda bloodninja"
boz says:
see, it's comments like that that give me a swelled head
boz says:
what, you aren't going to name your first born Blood Ninja?
Belle says:
No, Ruff
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
i am naming my firstborn Ruff
boz says:
oh
boz says:
why?
Belle says:
after Dennis the Menace's dog
boz says:
there was a hanna barbara cartoon show on back in the real early 60's starring a cat and a dog named Ruff and Ready

Belle says:
man, that is so not right
Belle says:
i think dennis the menace had a cat named "hotdog"
Belle says:
who was it that was asking me the other day if i was hotdog would i eat myself?
Belle says:
that's kind of a weird question
boz says:
they needed a bird named two other characters named Red and Sore and they could have called it Red, Rough, Ready and Sore
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
would that be too anal>
Belle says:
don't remind me about my open red sores from watching Garden State
Belle says:
you would know
Belle says:
you're the anal expert
boz says:
so would you?
Belle says:
speaking of, how's the leakage?
boz says:
oh man, don't even go there
Belle says:
can we have March as Muffin March?
Belle says:
like pie in july only muffins in march?
boz says:
only if you sign uo for XIJIF
Belle says:
that's not fair
Belle says:
i almost wrote fairy
Belle says:
fairy!
boz says:
oh man, last spring I had a real bad case of March Muffins, had to go to the dr and everything
boz says:
who said life is fair?
Belle says:
y
boz says:
y
Belle says:
Ruff said so
boz says:
there used to be a sportswriter named Red Ruffinsore
Belle says:
you lie
boz says:
big deal
Belle says:
my mom had a boyfriend named REd
boz says:
He capitalized the first two letters of his NAme
Belle says:
yeah, he capitalized the first two letters of everything, it was his affliction
Belle says:
he even spoke that way
boz says:
they have medication for that now
Belle says:
now, but they didn't then
Belle says:
and he had bigger problems anyway
boz says:
yeah, your mother
Belle says:
exactly
Belle says:
and me
boz says:
how did you enter into this?
Belle says:
I would always say "REd, I'm bored"
Belle says:
and he would say "HI BOred, I'M REd, NIce TO MEet YOu"
Belle says:
and i would get all pissed off
boz says:
that must have been hard to type and for so little of a laugh pay-off
Belle says:
it made me laugh!
Belle says:
everyone hates me!
boz says:
sure, blood ninja makes you laugh to
boz says:
you know, if someone asked me what you liked, I would tell them monkeys
boz says:
and Ike and Mikes
boz says:
you could really make out like a BAndit
boz says:
hey, did you see the ghost picture I posted?
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
what do you think?
Belle says:
hoax
boz says:
I dunno, my nephew don't play that game
Belle says:
I've seen ghosts before
Belle says:
he might not know it then, but someone is playing a game, it doesn't look real
boz says:
have you now?
Belle says:
oh yeah
boz says:
who, what, where, and when?
boz says:
Boz Olson ... Cub eporter!!!
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
shouldn't there be another r in eporter?
Belle says:
when I was younger my room was right under neath the attic and I always heard someone walking around up there
Belle says:
not if you are an email reporter
boz says:
critters
Belle says:
and one day I had my best friend over and we were playing in my room and then went into the next room over and all of a sudden we both felt someone chasing us
Belle says:
we turned around and there was a young woman who, i kid you not, threw a hairbrush at us as we rannnn down the stairs
boz says:

Belle says:
we ran right out of the house
boz says:
I immediately see the flaw in your story
Belle says:
fine
boz says:
best friend????
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
the one who made me puke in my hands
Belle says:
totally true, she was there when i saw the other ghost, too, although it was at her house
boz says:
how old were you when the ghost threw the hair brush at you?
Belle says:
hmmm, had to be somewhere around 6th grade maybe? i really don't recall
boz says:
shared hysterical syndrome or as we like to call it SHS
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
FINE
Belle says:
here i am opening up my heart and soul to you and you tell me i have SHS
boz says:
that was probably around the time both of you became "women" that would explain it
Belle says:
bloodninja wouldn't do this
boz says:
and that would explain your fasciantion with BLOOD!!!
Belle says:
oh, it was the ghost of Stayfree femine hygeine products?
Belle says:
i do not have a fascination with blood
Belle says:
just YOURS
boz says:
my god, my knee is bleeding ... you WITCH!!!!
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i did that with my MIND
Belle says:
watch as i make you start bleeding ALL OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
boz says:
it really is
Belle says:

boz says:
little tiny pin pricks ... forming letters ... forming words ...
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
it's going to spell out
Belle says:
KIELBASA
boz says:
my god!!!!
boz says:
you're right!
Belle says:
taste your blood, it probably even tastes like KIELBASA
boz says:
get outta town
Belle says:
are your ears bleeding yet?
boz says:
no but they are ringing
boz says:
wait, it isn't ringing, it is morse code!!!
Belle says:
have my religious friends who think Kielbasa is the gateway to hell on your doorstep yet??
Belle says:
you are the apocalypse
boz says:
wait I know morse code, let me decypher it
boz says:
i - a - m - t - h - e - g - h - o - s - t -o - f ....
boz says:
oh my god!!!
boz says:
I am the ghost of John Ritter!!!
Belle says:
what!!!
Belle says:
i was expecting jonbenet! who ordered john ritter?
Belle says:
if john ritter showed up on your doorstep tonight, would you let him in? knowing he is dead and all
boz says:
depends on whether suzanne summers was with him
Belle says:
FOOOOL
Belle says:
it's really STAR JONES in disguise!
boz says:
nooooooooooooooooooo
Belle says:
and she'g going to EAT YOU
Belle says:
you should really be more cautious about who you let in
boz says:
I will be
boz says:
Jenny Jones but not Star Jones
Belle says:
Hunter Douglas, but not Michael Douglas
boz says:
Holly Hunter but not Buddy Holly
Belle says:
they had the guy that does the voice for the MoviePhone on I Love the 90's part deux and his name is Ruff Leatherman
boz says:
Ruff Leatherman ... Gay Voiceover
Belle says:
Hillary Duff but not Hillary Burton
boz says:
what did you do, scare off a drunken Amyjo?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
I told you
Belle says:
everyone hates me
Belle says:
!!!
boz says:
mad doesn't hate you, but mad is DEAD!!!
Belle says:

Belle says:
coincidence that the only one who doesn't hate me is dead???
boz says:
coincidence that you were seen going into his room with an axe and some feminine hygenie products on the day he went missing?
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
HYGENIE??
boz says:
why hi genie!!!
Belle says:
you are obsessed with feminine hygenie products
Belle says:
you haven't stopped talking about them all night
boz says:
I am nit, you brought it up
boz says:
not, not nit, not
Belle says:
I did no such thing
Belle says:
you knitter
Belle says:
i have trouble spelling feminine
Belle says:
what does that mean
boz says:
all this talk about the blood ninja this the blood ninja that, it was all you
Belle says:
you started it
boz says:
means nothing, I have trouble spelling it too, and I'm a doctor!!!
Belle says:
yeah, but your masculine
Belle says:
mostly, anyway
Belle says:
except for that HOO HOO of yours
boz says:
shouldn't that be you're
Belle says:
yeah you're
Belle says:
stop!
boz says:
my masculine what?
Belle says:
i am too excited to type right now
boz says:
why?
Belle says:
because the truth is out that you are obsessed with feminine hygiene products and you're a pre-op trannie
boz says:
you have trouble spelling hygeine too, don't you
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
it's worse than I suspected!
Belle says:
i before e except after meredith vierra
boz says:
I have trouble spelling nympomaniac
Belle says:
i am shortening feminine to fem and hygiene to Hyg for all purposes now
Belle says:
nymphomaniac
boz says:
nympomanicalaic
Belle says:
i spelled it right
boz says:
femhyg, I like it
Belle says:
you would
boz says:
so, would you send me your empty femhyg product boxes?
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
at least I said boxes, I could have made it a lot lot worse
Belle says:
i'm going to build you a rocketship out of femhyg products
Belle says:
rocket mannnnnnnnnnnnn
boz says:
oh man I love that song
Belle says:
and you love femhyg products, so it's a win win situation
boz says:
life is good
Belle says:
i'll go get started right now
Belle says:
if you don't hear from me for a few days, send help
boz says:
an btw you wouldn't happen to have any of those early pregnancy detection boxes lying around, would you?
Belle says:
knock knock
boz says:
hmmm, who's there?
Belle says:
Roger Ebert, can I come in?
Belle says:
we can watch some movies!
boz says:
you're star jones, you can't fool me!!!
Belle says:
oh damn
Belle says:
i think ebert is the alive one though
Belle says:
so WRONG
Belle says:
it was really roger ebert
Belle says:
and you missed your opportunity to have hot man on man lovin with him
boz says:
mano y mano amore?
Belle says:
you have that on dvd, too?
Belle says:
two thumbs up
boz says:
it doesn't seem so wrong if you say it in broken spanish
Belle says:
it doesn't seem wrong PERIOD
Belle says:
not when roger ebert is involved
boz says:
there ya go again bringing up the need for femhyg products
Belle says:
hahahhaa
Belle says:
that was not me bringing it up, that was you seeing only what you want to see
Belle says:
which is femhyg products
boz says:
you are just a mirror to my soul
boz says:
wha???
Belle says:
wow, that was so profound!
Belle says:
are you channeling Bloodninja?
boz says:
man, I need to go wash the puke off my hands before it gets all crusty
Belle says:
yeah, never a good thing
Belle says:
I have to go play with all my ghost friends anyway
boz says:
it felt so cool and refreshing at first
Belle says:
but then it starts to burn
boz says:
yeah, sort of like ... well you know, the forbidden man love
Belle says:
I think JCM wrote "hurt so good" about puking in hands. and man on man love
Belle says:
no, but YOU sure know
boz says:
I think I really am going to puke from laughter and the hidden meaning of femhyg products
Belle says:
wipe it up with one of those femhyg products you keep in the tupperware under your desk
boz says:
but I use them only for special times of the month
Belle says:
did you ever see that commercial where the little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and his bed is soaked?
boz says:
no
Belle says:
and so he gets up and puts his own bedding in the washer and sits there and washes it?
Belle says:
i swear it looks like BLOOD
boz says:
uh huh
Belle says:
seriously. and then the mom comes out and sees the boy watching the washer go around and around with the dog and smiles
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
i mean, hello, mom, your kid is bleeding to death, do something
boz says:
it wasn't Ryan White's mom, was it?
Belle says:
Teri Hatcher was the mom
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
that's so wrong, Amyjo would frown on this
boz says:
and then sing in the nude
Belle says:
you should do a video boz of the commercial
Belle says:
you be the boy
Belle says:
motherboz will be the mom
boz says:
sure, teri hatcher lives next door, I can stop by under the pretense of borrowing some femhyg products and then ask her to be in my video
boz says:
except teri hatcher is really a MAN
Belle says:
she might need convincing now that she won a golden globe, you should bring your bloody sheets with you
Belle says:
no!
boz says:
sure, she is Howie Long's gay lover
Belle says:
no, that is dean cain
Belle says:
i think howie long has done a femhyg commercial
Belle says:
WITH dean cain
boz says:
Long ... Cane, such blatant phallic references
Belle says:
it's just too easy sometimes
boz says:
we should really be television censors
Belle says:
people that bleep?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
man, i would bleep everything
boz says:
i would bleep everything but words that started with F
Belle says:
i would bleep femhyg
Belle says:
and i would make them use real blood
boz says:
you mean you would bleep bleep
Belle says:
for the baby diaper commercials too
Belle says:
meep meep?
boz says:
baby diapers ... blood???
Belle says:
whatEVER, like it does'nt happen
boz says:
yeah it happens if you change the baby while holding a straight razor
Belle says:
stopj, i'm going to puke
boz says:

boz says:
damn that took a long time
Belle says:
seriously
Belle says:
i thought you were puking on your keyboard for aminute
boz says:
I owniatie my keyboard
Belle says:
owninate!
Belle says:
i need to go owninate my bed
boz says:
yeah, me too, but my bed, not yours
Belle says:
if you wake up in the night and your bedding is soaked, get the video rolling
boz says:
hey, the video is always rolling at my house
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
that's what Star Jones said
boz says:
who do you think made her a star?
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
goodnight, over and out
boz says:
roger that
boz says:
night

My dinner with Hillary Burton

Belle says:
geez i didn't even know you were gone
Belle says:
maybe you are gone now
Belle says:
maybe i'm gone
Belle says:
maybe i'm not really here
Belle says:
maybe no one is really here
Belle says:
stop that
Belle says:
i was having an intense existential crisis conversation with myself
Belle says:
about maybe being not really here
Belle says:
and you weren't even here
boz says:
I'm sorry
boz says:
I had a consultation
boz says:
messenger kept going offline
Belle says:
that is a concussion
Belle says:
i want in on your next interview!
boz says:
you have to register for the room and give the email address that you got from your isp
Belle says:
oh man
Belle says:
i would never do that
Belle says:
you lie!
boz says:
I know
Belle says:
why don't you just go to a yahoo one?
boz says:
fine!
boz says:
cause this more fun
Belle says:
or msn must have some sleazy ones
boz says:
cause these people are hard core
Belle says:
i would never be hard core where i had to register my IP email
boz says:
I registered for it about 5 years ago, I've changed ISP's since then
Belle says:
likely story!!!
Belle says:
shoot i broke the zonk
boz says:
again!
Belle says:
well maybe it won't post what i wrote, that would be good, it was gross
boz says:
what did you post?
Belle says:

boz says:
it was in response to david hassellhoffs boner, wasn't it
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
no
boz says:
tell me!!!
boz says:
NOW
boz says:

boz says:
Hello, I'm Hillary Burton for Jenny Craig
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
shut up
Belle says:
who is hillary burton
Belle says:
i don't know what possessed me
boz says:
never heard of her
boz says:
you sound like mother boz, she kept asking all day today if a radio was on because she'd been hearing "the easter parade" all day
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
well there are worse things i guess
boz says:
she worries me at times
Belle says:
awww
boz says:
anyway, company tomorrow
Belle says:
good luck with that
boz says:
I think that's what is causing her to hear easter parade, she;s stressed
Belle says:
you don't have any firearms do you
Belle says:
yeah i hear raindrops are fallin on my head when i'm stressed
Belle says:
wow hillary burton is a real person
boz says:
she's not just one of your fantasy girlfriends you invite over for sleepovers?
Belle says:
http://www.sportztawk.com/thread1724/page2.html
Belle says:
she might be, i don't know her from anywhere and i've never seen her name that i know of, but i did magically say it
Belle says:
maybe it's destiny
boz says:
hold on, I'm going to go ask Mother Boz is she knows a Hillary Burton
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
be very worried if she does
Belle says:
i'm very worried anyway
Belle says:
obviously hillary burton is trying to contact me via mental telepathy
boz says:
oh man, sixpence none the richer on random play!!!!
Belle says:
are you having a dawson's creek moment?
boz says:
it's passed
boz says:
oh, we started a rumor that one of the house members is a visitor
Belle says:
a visitor?
Belle says:
from out of space?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
or north carolina?
boz says:
outer space

boz says:
Amyjo thinks it is you
boz says:
My god, I almost had a heart attack, I leaned back in my chair and it went back, back, back
Belle says:
it might be me
Belle says:
did you fall?
boz says:
no, but I scared the sheet out of me
Belle says:
if i had a group i wouldn't call it Bread
boz says:
Baby, I'm a want you, Baby, I'm a need you
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
ah, that brings back memories
Belle says:
i was listening to "it don't matter to me"
Belle says:
they are all about correct grammar too
boz says:
one time on crete me and another guy drove to a resort town for the weekend, and he had a cassette player with two tapes, bread and sweet baby james and we listened to them over and over and over
Belle says:
so it reminds you of the hot man on man lovin?
boz says:
sweet baby james ... taylor
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
did he tell you to call him that, too? i thought it was just me since we had lunch and all
boz says:
oh man, melanie has a brand new key
Belle says:
are you going to be MIA for several days now?
Belle says:
are you going dark?
boz says:
you really should audio post that
Belle says:
no way, i get made fun of enough
boz says:
no, I'll be here at night at least
Belle says:
did you see how i used CIA lingo
Belle says:
"going dark"
Belle says:
i learned that from kiefer sutherland
boz says:
yeah, the company is aware
boz says:
kiefer is such a weinie
Belle says:
no way
Belle says:
i'm going to get him and his dad donald to beat you up now
boz says:
oh yeah, donald, King of the Weinies, Emeritus
Belle says:
and his brother hunter
Belle says:
because everyone should have a brother named hunter
boz says:
or sister
boz says:
you should name your adopted twins hunter
Belle says:
both of them?
Belle says:
hunter douglas and hunter tylo?
boz says:
yeah, one boy and one girl
boz says:
or hunter reno, have you ever heard of her?
Belle says:
no
boz says:
she is the bisexual niece of Janet Reno, she used to be either Martina Navratolva's or Nancy Liebermann's lover.
boz says:
about 7 feet tall, blonde, and very sexy in a tom girlish sort of way
boz says:
she used to have a show on the travel channel
Belle says:
you lie
boz says:
no way
Belle says:
so lesbianism runs in the reno family?
boz says:
http://www.amiannoying.com/(pokv1ti5te1usp55npfkiw55)/view.aspx?id=5518&collection=3525
boz says:
I guess
Belle says:
she went back to men
boz says:
I said she was bi, you said lesbian
Belle says:
she isn't bi
Belle says:
she went back to only men
boz says:
w.....h.....a.....t
boz says:
ever
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i'm tired
boz says:
me too
Belle says:
you better rest up for the teenagers
boz says:
they get here tomorrow night
Belle says:
they will be wanting to wrestle and stuff
Belle says:
that's what i did when i was a teenager
boz says:
not with me, they won't
Belle says:
my uncle dick liked to wrestle with me
boz says:
you only wrestled with hillary burton
Belle says:
in my sweet baby james dreams
boz says:
you mean Uncle "bad touch" Dick?
Belle says:
well yes, there are two uncle dicks
Belle says:
one is the one who always hits on me and touches me, the other is married to my aunt and dating my other aunt
boz says:
mother boz is getting her hair done tomorrow, I hope she doesn't mention the radio?
Belle says:
they will cart her away
boz says:
I know
Belle says:
i'm sure she'll be fine
Belle says:
it's normal
Belle says:
when you watch so much king of the hill anyway
boz says:
define normal???
boz says:
ah
Belle says:
I'm normal and safe!
boz says:
goodnight hillary
Belle says:
d/d free
Belle says:
night bozzer
boz says:
dungeons and dragons free, no way!!!

My dinner with Dr. Hunter Douglas

boz says:
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
Belle says:
i don't get it
Belle says:

boz says:
it's some guy answering the nigerian money scams
boz says:
it is very funny hahahaha
Belle says:
all i saw was boobies
boz says:
haven't you ever gotten an email from some nigerian asking you to send him money
Belle says:
no, i usually send those kinds of emails
boz says:
never mind then, I thought you would enjoy it, but I guess I was mistaken, just forget it, ok!
boz says:
hey, did you listen to my audio post?
Belle says:
i was just saying i saw boobies, geesh, testy much?!!
Belle says:
the one about amyjo?
Belle says:
yeah i commented
boz says:
and for a change your comment was amusing
Belle says:
what do you mean for a change??
boz says:
did I say for a change, I meant as always
Belle says:
you're very mean lately
boz says:
I know
Belle says:
except to amyjo!!!
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
gagagagagga
Belle says:
i'm snowed in
boz says:
and what were you doing making comments on the grand ennui at 5:30 in the morning?
Belle says:
making comments
boz says:
you need to sleep then
Belle says:
at 5:30?
boz says:
in the morning, yes
Belle says:
maybe i was up for the day
boz says:
that's possible or maybe you had been up all night stalking people via email
Belle says:
i was up all night
Belle says:
but the stalking i did was not via email
boz says:
you were stalking the all night greeter at walmart, weren't you
boz says:
you coveted the badges on his vest
Belle says:
flair!
boz says:
is that his name?
boz says:
I may be sick later tonight, I ate a half a can of planters mixed nuts
Belle says:
well you should eat the other half then
Belle says:
if you're going to be sick anyway, you should do it up right
boz says:
I am never sure if the can is half empty or half full
Belle says:
eat it all!
Belle says:
then when you vomit you should do an audio post
Belle says:
god i'm so bored
boz says:
put the phone inside the wastepaper basket to get a good reverb when I barf
Belle says:
when i get bored i start to get really paranoid
Belle says:
you should do that
boz says:
yeah, but nobody would comment, so why bother
Belle says:
i started laughing when i left my comment on rwbs thinking about you and your gun video post
Belle says:
i commented!
boz says:
I never did a gun video post
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
stop
Belle says:
i'm going to pee
boz says:
audio post it!!!
Belle says:
the one you told jonnie you were going to do
boz says:
oh that
Belle says:
that was the night i told him he was reminding me of my uncle
boz says:
the bad touch uncle
Belle says:
yes, not my uncle levar burton who got me a walk on part on star trek
boz says:
I was going to mention your bad touch uncle in my audio post but I forgot
boz says:
I was too busy fixating on Amyjo I guess
Belle says:
clearly!
boz says:
at least I thought it was funny
Belle says:
you'll always have that
boz says:
and Paris
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
and jean-luc the waiter
boz says:
wasn't he star trek?
boz says:
in
Belle says:
different jean-luc
Belle says:
this one had hair
boz says:
I don't think jean luc and levar got along
Belle says:
was it a race thing?
Belle says:
or a mute thing?
boz says:
it was a zil thing, if you get my drift
boz says:

Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
I never knew about zil and jean-luc
boz says:
the whole man/boy nambla thing
boz says:
zil, do you like gladiator movies?
Belle says:
you should leave a comment on his blog asking that
boz says:
nah, I'm sure he gets that all the time
Belle says:
from who, TP?
boz says:
from russell crowe among others
boz says:
how much snow did you get that you got snowed in?
Belle says:
wait let me go measure it
Belle says:
i don't know!
Belle says:
enough
Belle says:
i hate driving in the snow
Belle says:
and i was supposed to drive far
Belle says:
no one likes me anymore
boz says:
I just asked how much snow you got, don't go all basic instinct on me
Belle says:
i can't help myself
boz says:
was basic instinct the one with glen close or sharon stone?
Belle says:
sharon stone
Belle says:
glenn close boiled the bunny
boz says:
I meant the one with glenn close
Belle says:
i figured that actually
Belle says:
since we have the same brain
boz says:
I don't women like micheal douglas very much, do you, he seems to have a lot of problems with them
boz says:
don't think
Belle says:
his problems are always that they like him too much though
Belle says:
like demi
boz says:
I think they are using him to get to his brother
Belle says:
hunter?
boz says:
hunter douglas??
boz says:
are you on drugs or what?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
can i call you hunter from now on
boz says:
I'd prefer it actually
Belle says:
http://www.hunterdouglas.com/index.jsp

Belle says:
oh god why is his face all wet
boz says:
I think that is catherine zeta jones that they cropped out
Belle says:
is that the lost douglas brother?
Belle says:
no it's that guy
Belle says:
joe montagna
Belle says:
i can tell by the hair
boz says:
that's the one whe was a drug addict who died

boz says:
eric and dad
Belle says:
i mean Joe Mantegna
Belle says:
creepy
boz says:
the quarterback?
Belle says:
no, that's teri hatcher's husband
boz says:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0235040/
boz says:
no, I'm teri hatcher's husband
Belle says:
i think you should do radioshack commercials as Hunter Douglas
boz says:
Dr Hunter douglas
Belle says:
i don't think his drug o.d. was an accident
boz says:
Hello, I'm Dr. Hunter Douglas for Radio Shack
Belle says:
paging dr. hunter douglas, you have a call from catherine zeta on line 2
Belle says:
hahahaha you do that so well!!!
Belle says:
make an audio post!
Belle says:
i'll be your partner!
boz says:
did you like the opening line of my audio post?
Belle says:
what was it again?
Belle says:
i was listening at 5:30am
boz says:
You have reached the boz sex chat line how may I direct your call
Belle says:
oh yes, i thought that was great, it felt like home to me
boz says:
You could be Dr Nancy Zeta McKeon
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
I'm going to start going to chat rooms using the name Dr Hunter Douglas
Belle says:
you'll get a lot of women that way
Belle says:
i am swooning just thinking about it
boz says:
and making comments on My dinner with boz as Dr Hunter Douglas
Belle says:
haahaha
Belle says:
you should go into mother boz's room and say "Hello Mother boz, I'm doctor Hunter Douglas"
boz says:
she always wanted me to be a doctor
Belle says:
now's your chance
Belle says:
she probably won't even question you on it
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
that's creepy
Belle says:
you could offer free mammograms from your house
boz says:
was this your peditrician?

Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
that's awesome
boz says:
that should be a caption this pic on rwbs
Belle says:
aaahhhhh
boz says:
he looks more like a real doctor, like how dr hunter douglas would look
boz says:
If he was Dr Hunter Douglas for Radio Shack, I'd believe him
Belle says:
you would run right out to Radio Shack?
Belle says:
would you believe he is married to Dr. Nancy Zeta-McKeon
Belle says:
because that's all they're really selling on those commercials
Belle says:
and i bought it
boz says:
is she a medical doctor or one of those other kinds
Belle says:
she is a psychiatrist
boz says:
ah!
Belle says:
she treats football players who have gay feelings
boz says:
and when you say she is a psychiatrist you mean she is your psychiatrist
Belle says:
I'm not a football player
Belle says:
but I do have gay feelings
boz says:
I thought I noticed those feelings in you
Belle says:
i mean happy!
boz says:
http://images.ibsys.com/2002/0916/1668621.jpg
boz says:
yeah, that's what I thought you meant
boz says:
do you think tony soprano would be happier with dr melfi or with carmella?
Belle says:
carmella
Belle says:
i find dr. melfi kind of weird
boz says:
you're just saying that because her name ends in -ella, just like yours
Belle says:
no, really
Belle says:
i wish my name was dr. melfi
Belle says:
what's her first name?
boz says:
ok, how about Dr Nancy Zeta Melfi
Belle says:
yeah that's better
Belle says:
jennifer
boz says:
Jennifer Melfi
Belle says:
blah
Belle says:
i don't wish my name was jennifer
boz says:
oooh, how about Dr Tootie Zeta Melfi?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i do wish my name was meadow too
boz says:
that's almost perfect, you could be the roller skating doctor
Belle says:
yeah!
boz says:
it's all about having a gimmick
Belle says:
what is your gimmick?
boz says:
um
boz says:
i don't know
Belle says:
i watched Ghost World today
boz says:
first time?
Belle says:
yeah, i had only seen part of it before
Belle says:
I didn't like the ending
boz says:
thora looked like a ghost
Belle says:
scarlett johanson is good
boz says:
yeah she is
boz says:
she was in the horse whispererererrereer
Belle says:
yes!
boz says:
Dr Hunter Douglas, the Stuttering Doctor
Belle says:
i saw a movie and thought of you
Belle says:
it's called umm
Belle says:
touching wild horses
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
yeah, right
Belle says:
swear to god, it's on Ondemand

boz says:
was I the jane seymour character?
Belle says:
no you were the boy who wanted to touch the horses
boz says:
Dr Hunter Douglas, the Bad Touch Doctor
Belle says:
have you rented Saved! or Garden State yet
Belle says:
I had this really weird reaction to Garden State and I want to know if anyone else has it
boz says:
no, I have 75 premium channels, I can't afford to rent
boz says:
like a rash?
Belle says:
yeah, little red open sores around my mouth and hoo hoo
boz says:
Hmmm, I'm a doctor let me have a look at your rash
boz says:
does this hurt?
Belle says:
i'm a doctor too!
Belle says:
it hurts emotionally
boz says:
hey cori was on the zonkboard
Belle says:
and i scared her away
boz says:
she must have seen the red sores around your hoo hoo
boz says:
You're gonna have to cover up when you get like that
Belle says:
but they need to air out
boz says:
and for god sake, don't let Jonnie pick at them
Belle says:
ewwwww
boz says:
is it wrong that I am laughing?
boz says:
(lol)
Belle says:

Belle says:
no, because i drooled diet cherry coke all over myself when i was talking about my sores
boz says:
I almost bought some of that yesterday, but I got diet lime coke instead
Belle says:
cherry is waaaay better
boz says:
yeah, whatever
boz says:
I heard it gives you sores
boz says:
red open sores
Belle says:
no, teri hatcher gives you sores
boz says:
is she a doctor too?
Belle says:
is it hatcher or thatcher?
Belle says:
corky or teri?
boz says:
margaret thatcher and teri hatcher
Belle says:
corky thatcher
boz says:
you don't think cori is actually corky just changing a few letters to throw us off?
Belle says:
oh no!!!
Belle says:
i'll give her the test
Belle says:
then we'll know for sure
boz says:
we owe to the rest of the housemates
Belle says:
i will probably never get a chance to test her though
Belle says:
people tend to shy away from being alone with me
boz says:
since she is being groomed to replace you?
Belle says:
yeah, that too
boz says:
the zonkboard wasn't updating, you and Jonnie were talking about me, weren't you
Belle says:
oh yeah
Belle says:
and all i can say is WOW boz
boz says:
I need to scroll up
Belle says:
i didn't know you were that flexible or that you had those feelings for jonnie
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
asl
Belle says:

Belle says:
ask jonnie his asl
Belle says:
I think you scared him away
boz says:
but I'm a doctor!
Belle says:
yes, the ill fear doctors
boz says:
may I quote you on that?
Belle says:
no
boz says:
thank god
Belle says:

well
Belle says:
atleast i find myself funny
boz says:
isn't that what brad hitler used to say?
Belle says:
my cat went behind the monitor and is poking his head out the side, it's soooo cute
boz says:
that screams photo op!
boz says:
I wish I could get one of my parakettes to poke his head out from behind my monitor but I would probably have to duct tape it to the monitor first
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
you should totally do that
boz says:
I said stape first, but that would be inhumane
boz says:
staple
Belle says:
yeah, tape is much better
Belle says:
or glue
boz says:
yeah, super glue would be perfect

My dinner with Robert Palmer and Jesus

boz says:
What?
Belle says:
what what?
boz says:
I'm answering your "boz" from the zonkboard
Belle says:
did i "boz" you? oh
boz says:
- belle: boz?
Belle says:
well i don't remember what i wanted, but i'm sure it was important!
boz says:
it had to be
boz says:
I have the zonkboard set to filter out any crap meant for me
Belle says:
no you don't!
boz says:
prove it
Belle says:
for a minute there i was all "wow, that's impressive"
Belle says:
well it's all crap
boz says:
that's true
Belle says:
so wouldn't it all be blank
boz says:
maybe
boz says:
maybe not
Belle says:
who is the new girl?
Belle says:
it is a girl, right?
boz says:
new girl?
boz says:
new?
Belle says:
she's not new?
boz says:
one of Jonnie's friends
boz says:
I think she is from nortern california
boz says:
with an h
Belle says:
she's my replacement isn't she!!!!
boz says:
if you would have come to the hot tub last night you would have know about this?
Belle says:
no one was there when i was
boz says:
bull
Belle says:
i left a message on the zonk
boz says:
I know, and we were all in the tub
Belle says:
no one replied so i figured no one was around
Belle says:
oh
boz says:
didn't you even scroll up one message to see that?
boz says:
ONE!!!
boz says:
ONE!!!!!!
Belle says:
i had a lot on my mind
boz says:
your tumor?
Belle says:
hahahaha is that a good excuse or what!
Belle says:
no, that went away
boz says:
no, the new one, or haven;t you heard about that one yet?
Belle says:
so tell me more about my replacement
Belle says:
i haven't heard about that one, damn
boz says:
I don't know much about her,
boz says:
we are just waiting till we can legally change her name to belle so the replacement can be permanent
Belle says:
well did i miss anything exciting in the hot tub
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
yeah, Jonnie told another pee story
Belle says:
why did you bother giving her an icon, she could have had mine!
Belle says:
oh man, i love pee stories
boz says:
and Amyjo is intrigued by you, she can't figure you out
Belle says:
what's to figure out
boz says:
I dunno, do you want to hear Jonnie's pee story
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
This was when he was in Alaska, and he got drunk one night, and he had to pee real bad but there was no place to go, so he decided to go in the local porn store, and then he forgot how bad he had to pee because he had a lot of change and he decided to go in one of the viewing rooms, then he remembered how bad he had to pee, and he had to pee really bad, and there was a trash can ...
boz says:
in the viewing room, so he decided to pee in the trash can, but it was a metal trash can and it made all kinds of noise when he started peeing, and the manager started banging on the door, and when Jonnie let him in the manager threw Jonnie out into the snow and cold of another Alaskan night
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
but you didn't hear this frome me, because what happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub
Belle says:
i won't tell a soul
Belle says:
i miss all the good stuff
boz says:
your own fault
boz says:
I wish I could copy what goes on in there, it would have been good
boz says:
did you see our new room motto?
boz says:
every time an idiot is born an angel farts
Belle says:
yeah i saw that
boz says:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/boz48730/angelsf.jpg
boz says:
and the picture?
Belle says:
yep
Belle says:
it's on the rwbs page at the top, the link
boz says:
yes it is, but knowing how you never scroll up, I wasn't sure if you would see it
Belle says:
my eyes really hurt
Belle says:
probably holding back all the tears you cause me
Belle says:
i can't find the eye drops and i thought i had them and almost put something bad in my eyes
boz says:
visine always work, or try lighter fluid
Belle says:
acid
Belle says:
i almost put acid in my eyes
boz says:
acid is good, acid is our friend
Belle says:
not in liquid form
boz says:
so you have acid that comes in the same kind of container that your eye drops come in?
Belle says:
actually yes, pretty damn close
Belle says:
no wonder amyjo is intrigued by me
Belle says:
i'm intrigued by me too sometimes
boz says:
she must read dinner with boz
Belle says:
if she did she wouldn't be intrigued at all
boz says:
she says it appears at times that we share the same brain
Belle says:
who?
boz says:
you and boz
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
I mean you and me
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
it's not good to start referring to yourself in the third person
boz says:
tell boz about it!
Belle says:
did you tell her we do in fact share the same brain, thanks to the operation?
boz says:
yeah, but I didn't tell her it was a dog's brain
boz says:
some things are best left unsaid
Belle says:
that's what i always say
Belle says:
to scott baio
boz says:

boz says:
how is scott these days?
Belle says:
he's in charge of my days and my nights
Belle says:
of my wrongs and my rights
boz says:
and is willie aames as big a jerk as he appears to be
Belle says:
willy!!!
Belle says:
what was that willy book
boz says:
don't you remember that?
Belle says:
i lost a lot of memories when i had the aneurysm
Belle says:
willy and the bad touch or something
boz says:
yeah, that's it
boz says:
since you don't remember you'll believe anything I tell you
Belle says:
probably
Belle says:
i know you would never lie to me
boz says:
unless ...
Belle says:
i rated wang chung as very high on the radio station
boz says:
I did the same with david hasselfhoff
Belle says:
unless you're secretly plotting my demise?
Belle says:
new boy in the neighborhood
Belle says:
lives downstairs and it's understood
Belle says:
he's there just to take good care of meeeeee
boz says:
I just eliminated robert palmer
Belle says:
like he's one of the familyyyyyy
Belle says:
but!
Belle says:
he's addicted to love
boz says:
I couldn't help it
boz says:
it was simply irrestible
Belle says:
hardy har har
boz says:
we must hear different songs
boz says:
are you listening now?
Belle says:
no, should i be?
boz says:
or are you listening to the radio station only you can hear, the one that tells you to do the bad things
Belle says:
yes, that one, the one that comes out of my microwave oven
Belle says:
the thing with yahoo launchcast
boz says:
oh here we go
Belle says:
is to listen to it i have to turn off my ad blocker
boz says:
no you don't
Belle says:
yes i do
Belle says:
otherwise it doesn't work
Belle says:
i've tried a bunch of things!
boz says:
you just have to press the control button when you open it
Belle says:
control?
Belle says:
i don't believe it
boz says:
try it
boz says:
press the control key, hold it down and then open the launch radio station
Belle says:
is this a trick?
Belle says:
i'm trying it
Belle says:
nope
Belle says:
it opens the pop up box but errors out
boz says:
you're doing it wrong then
boz says:
it works for me
boz says:
but then again you do have a strange computer
Belle says:
i have high security
Belle says:
to protect me from criminal masterminds
boz says:
like me?
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
and has it worked?
Belle says:
so i have to turn off my ad blocker
Belle says:
no, not really
boz says:
I guess, who knows
boz says:
I added Melanie to our favorite artists list
Belle says:
oh geeeesh
boz says:
what???
boz says:
she has had a long and varied career
Belle says:
is that why i never heard of her before?
boz says:
she performed at Woodstock by god!
boz says:
well she performed oral sex on most of the groups, but let's not quibble
Belle says:
aha
Belle says:
i think my eyes are bleeding
boz says:
do you have a tissue handy?
boz says:
you could dab them and find out for sure
Belle says:
i overheard the funniest conversation today
boz says:
overheard is a polite way of putting it
Belle says:
really, i did
boz says:
enlighten me
Belle says:
these 2 guys, one came over to the other
Belle says:
and said
Belle says:
"dude, did you try one of those delicious muffins they brought out today?"
boz says:
were these the burger king skater boys?
Belle says:
and the other guy said "those were FUCKING disgusting! they were like made with worms! and did you see the fat ass who brought them!"
Belle says:
and the other guy said "dude, do not go there, these muffins were not ordinary muffins, they were delicious"
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
and then the guy STORMED off in a huff
Belle says:
he actually slammed the door
Belle says:
it was hysterical
Belle says:
i was practically in tears
boz says:
did he storm in a huff in a gay manner?
Belle says:
no, they didnt' appear gay at all
Belle says:
that's why it was so funny
boz says:
where did this happen?
Belle says:
at the gym
boz says:
you go to the gym?
Belle says:
is that a crime?
boz says:
that may be the cause of your bleeding eyes
Belle says:
chlorine
boz says:
sweat
Belle says:
and all that marijuana
boz says:
yeah, nothing tops off a good workout like a little weed
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i'm so going to quote you on that
boz says:
do you young people still call it weed?
Belle says:
i don't call it anything
Belle says:
and i'm old
boz says:
what does james taylor call it?
Belle says:
he calls it lunch
Belle says:
"let's do lunch!"
boz says:
is he a member of your gym?
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
we only met that one time
boz says:
and is this gym like the gym in Perfect starring John Travolta and Jamie Leigh Curtis?
boz says:
and does everyone wear color co-ordinated outfits?
Belle says:
no, it is a danish health spa
Belle says:
close
Belle says:
the masseuses wear jumpsuits
boz says:
did you have to lie on your application and tell them you were Danish?
Belle says:
what is that asl thing?
boz says:
asl
Belle says:
do you see that?
boz says:
yeah, I did
Belle says:
after masseuses?
boz says:
I saw it
Belle says:
how did i do that?
boz says:
ASL
boz says:
I don't know, what did you type?
Belle says:

Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i typed ( ? )
Belle says:
but with out the spaces
boz says:

Belle says:
neato!
boz says:
age sex location, great
boz says:
I'll have to remember that when I visit the teen boys who weren't very good at sports chatroom
Belle says:
gagagaga'
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
now i can't stop laughing
Belle says:
i was talking in baby talk
boz says:
I like gagagagaga better
Belle says:
i have to go put some gauze on my eyes i think, i'm getting delusional
boz says:
I think we may be inventing a new chat room language
Belle says:
excellent!!!
Belle says:

boz says:
gagagagaga
Belle says:
we shoudl invent a whole new language
Belle says:
forget chat room
boz says:
I already have
Belle says:
ok
Belle says:
i have to go pray
Belle says:
i'll catch you on the flip
Belle says:
and i'll scroll up more
Belle says:
i promise
boz says:
yeah, take care of those eyes, it could be a stigmata
Belle says:
gagagagagaga
Belle says:
later dude, don't go there with the muffins!
boz says:
jesus wept
boz says:
later
Belle says:
i think jesus is weeping through my eyes right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

My dinner with Neil Young

Belle says:
hey boz
Belle says:
how do i fix my thing so my thing shows
boz says:
hey your ownself
boz says:
what thing are we talking about this time?
Belle says:
the blog thing
Belle says:
my title thing doesn't show up because of the blogger thing
boz says:
you are making little or no sense
Belle says:
ok
boz says:
oh god no, neil young is singing Imagine!!!!
Belle says:
so yeah, you're still high?
Belle says:
i really need help
boz says:
no really, he is really singing it
Belle says:
in your room?
Belle says:
is he naked?
boz says:
explain your problem in engrish
Belle says:
look at my blog
boz says:
he's not, but he has that look in his eye that he will be soon
Belle says:
i had a title thing where the search blogger is
Belle says:
how do i make that not happen
boz says:
you can't
Belle says:
well
Belle says:
what can i do
boz says:
why do you want to get rid of it?
Belle says:
i just want my title thing to show
Belle says:
it's an image
boz says:
oh, something at the top of the page that is being covered up by the blogger search bar?
Belle says:
yesss, that's what i said exactly
boz says:
that's easy, just put some line breaks before the image
boz says:
br
boz says:
surrounded by <>
boz says:


Belle says:
hmmm i tried that
boz says:
that's a line break
Belle says:
i'll try it again
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
oh great
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
now it worked,i was doing it at the wrong place
boz says:
it helps if you do it right
Belle says:
my template it all effed up
Belle says:
it's all to one side!!!
Belle says:
there's a big white space
boz says:
it looks normal to me, except for the image being covered up
Belle says:
it's all blue?
Belle says:
half the page isn't white?
boz says:
doesn't look like that to me
Belle says:
hmmm
Belle says:
well you're all that matters
boz says:
but I don't see the image that is covered up
Belle says:
hmm
boz says:
why don't you just use a blogger template
Belle says:
how about now
Belle says:
well i like mine
Belle says:
but maybe i should switch it up
boz says:
it's perfect now
boz says:
I can see the title now
Belle says:
i'm sending you a pic of what i see
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
because i want someone to pretend they care
boz says:
I can pretend real good
Belle says:
that's what neil said
Belle says:
maybe it's too big
Belle says:
THAT's what neil said
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
WWTPD
boz says:
and I said that's what lube is for
Belle says:
did you get it?
boz says:
yeah, it
boz says:
it is big
Belle says:
sorry
Belle says:
but did you see
boz says:
yeah, I see
Belle says:
it doesn't look like that to you
boz says:
no, it looks like it always did to me
Belle says:
ok
boz says:
did you rebuild the page?
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i didn't touch anything
boz says:
maybe you need to rebuile
Belle says:
now half of everything i see is white though
Belle says:
everywhere
Belle says:
half of my cats are white
boz says:
WWTOND?
Belle says:
on?
boz says:
tatum o neal
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
down some drugs
Belle says:
forget it, i don't care if half of everything is white, i'm going to start a drug addiction
Belle says:
my birthday is over
Belle says:
wher eis my song
boz says:
yesterday was your birthday?
boz says:

Belle says:
well today
Belle says:
or yesterday, depending on how you look at it
Belle says:
the 3rd
boz says:
wow, if I would have known that I would have postponed my shot and went out and got drunk
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
install a new template
Belle says:
but the fluffy clouds
boz says:
the only thing you'll have to redo is your lings
boz says:
links
Belle says:
but
Belle says:
the
Belle says:
fluffy
Belle says:
clouds
Belle says:
it's so
Belle says:
relaxing
Belle says:
all the templates are so harsh
boz says:
no they aren't they have tons of new ones that you haven't even seen
Belle says:
i have
Belle says:
i create a new blog like every day
Belle says:
actually i just created a sex one for my friend in alaska
Belle says:
i have to link that
boz says:
cool
Belle says:
they are all so non-fluffy cloudy
boz says:
it's not that friend of Jonnie's is it
Belle says:
ya ya
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
no
boz says:
no Donald Kilbuck
Belle says:
you should make a ya ya blog
boz says:
I have enough trouble with the blogs I have
boz says:
http://www.blogger.com/templates/rounders/sample.html
Belle says:
pleeeeeeeeease
boz says:
this is nice
Belle says:
i don't like the color
Belle says:
it's masculine
boz says:
http://www.blogger.com/templates/moto_ms/sample.html
boz says:
you like pink, don't you?
Belle says:
uhh
Belle says:
i do
Belle says:
but that's really pink
Belle says:
does it come with a barbie
boz says:
no
Belle says:
boz
boz says:
yes?
Belle says:
i think we need to be sedated
Belle says:
you think people are relaying your conversations
Belle says:
i think people are secretly recording me, video or audio
boz says:
I have a question for you, a serious question
Belle says:
serious???? oh man
boz says:
did you really send some guy a set of used sheets?
Belle says:
who said that??
boz says:
you did
boz says:
You told Jonnie that you did
Belle says:
jonnie told you?
boz says:
he told us, we were all together when he brought it up
Belle says:
oh i must have blocked it out
boz says:
you haven't denied it yet
Belle says:
why, do you know the guy hahahaha
boz says:
well no, but I saw an auction on Ebay
boz says:
and your name was mentioned
Belle says:
it was NOT
Belle says:
you're lying
boz says:
sure, shoot the messenger
Belle says:
ok show me
boz says:
what, you want a copy of the reciept I got when I bought them?

Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
yeah exactly
boz says:
I haven't flustered you, have I?
Belle says:
i'm not admitting to anything, but hypothetically speaking if i was to send sheets to someone it wouldn't be a complete stranger who might sell them on eBay, so no
boz says:
a complete stranger as opposed to a stranger?
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
you should let me make a new template for you!
Belle says:
sure, make it with fluffy clouds
boz says:
I can do that
Belle says:
and then when i don't use it you can never speak to me again
Belle says:
new templates are like money
Belle says:
you shouldn't mix them
boz says:
huh?
Belle says:
i don't know
boz says:
fine! I won't do it then
Belle says:
no, go for it
Belle says:
but what i'm saying is
Belle says:
what if i don't like it, for some insane reason
Belle says:
and i dont use it, you will hate me forever
boz says:
you'll love it
Belle says:
i will be banished to another internet
Belle says:
and my book deal will be null
boz says:
no, if you don't like it, I'll use it for the rwbs
Belle says:
ok
boz says:
and zoot and mikey will quit
Belle says:
hahahahaha
boz says:
I mean zann
Belle says:
everyone will!
Belle says:
what
Belle says:
a
Belle says:
riot
boz says:
zoot quit because you weren't a good role model
Belle says:
no, not me, bhw
boz says:
oh yeah
Belle says:
no one has quit because of me yet
Belle says:
i don't think
boz says:
that you know of
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
goose might have
Belle says:
you know, i was thinking about this last night
boz says:
drew was practically crying when he quit
Belle says:
remember when we used to all go in the hot tub all the time
Belle says:
goose would always pm me and ask what i was wearing
Belle says:
hahahahaha
boz says:
no
Belle says:
did he do that to everyone??
boz says:
actually, I think he got that idea when I PM'd him asking what he was wearing
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
i was always like, uhhh, socks
boz says:
he kind of freaked me out when he said he was in full KISS costume
Belle says:
hahahahahaha
Belle says:
that's so lame though, "what are you wearing"
Belle says:
like obviously they don't want the truth
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i wish i had a KISS costume
boz says:
you've got credit cards with no limits, go for it
Belle says:
let me ask goose where he got his
boz says:
I wish I had a tatum o'neal tuxedo
Belle says:
he was always on me to send him my picture too
boz says:
I remember that!
Belle says:
i finally caved, he really wouldn't let it go
boz says:
oh yeah, I'm sure
boz says:
you sent goose the sheets, didn't you
Belle says:
no!
Belle says:
someone in NY
boz says:
someone in prison?
Belle says:
yeah hahaha
Belle says:
for trying to assassinate tatumo neal
boz says:
tatumo san?
Belle says:
i think i'll name my first born tatumo
Belle says:
or tatum
Belle says:
or tater
boz says:
or spud
Belle says:
i spent my walmart gift card today
boz says:
what did you get?
Belle says:
seasons 2 and 3 of 24, cd's, paper towels, and a hunting rifle
boz says:
but no sheryl crow cd
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
blank cd's
boz says:
what about season one?
Belle says:
i have already seen season one
boz says:
I watched the first two episodes of Deadwood tonight
Belle says:
how was it?
boz says:
it's one of those that I think you need to get used to
boz says:
they are still setting up the characters and plot lines
Belle says:
hmm
boz says:
and it's shot in sepia tones
Belle says:
oh
Belle says:
weird
Belle says:
i don't like sepia
Belle says:
it reminds me of my least favorite crayon
Belle says:
burnt sienna
boz says:
brad dourf is in it, you like brad dourf don't you?
Belle says:
i don't know who that is
boz says:
he was the voice of chucky
Belle says:
wanna PLAY?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
love it!
boz says:
and he looks just like Chucky too
Belle says:
great
Belle says:
does he say things like
Belle says:
i'm your friend till the end
Belle says:
THIS IS THE END, FRIEND
boz says:
oh, and Daryl and the other Daryl's brother is in it
Belle says:
interesting
Belle says:
maybe i will check it out, but i doubt it since i already watch too much tv
Belle says:
Alias is back on Wednesday!!!
boz says:
you know way too much about the Chucky movies
Belle says:
i loved the chucky movies
Belle says:
well the first one really
boz says:
that is the only one I saw
Belle says:
i hate that lady that was in all the others
boz says:
whatever happened to Lucy Deakins?
Belle says:
with the voice
Belle says:
who is lucy deakins?
boz says:
she was john candy's son's boyfriend in that movie where dan ackroyd played his annoying brother in law and they rented a cottage, and ate the big steak, and shot the bear in the ass
Belle says:
ghost busters?
Belle says:
brb phone
boz says:
and she was in the movie where fred savage played her little brother and dressed like an army guy, and the boy next door could fly
boz says:
http://www.idiotsavant.com/deakins/
boz says:
it's your father, and he wants the blowfish back, doesn't he?

My dinner with TP

Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i had a genius thought
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
the guy from hangin' with mr. cooper
boz says:
anoher one?
boz says:
hmmm, not bad, I was thinking Steve Harvey too
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
no, not steve harvey
boz says:
why not?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i don't like him
boz says:
I don't like that other guy
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
FINE!!!
boz says:
malcolm jamal warner is still the front runner
boz says:
this is shaping up like an Oz for juvenille offenders
boz says:
I just sneezed
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
bless you, child
boz says:
wanna shake hands?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
everytime a boz sneezes, an angel gets its wings
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
no
boz says:
I sneeze quite a bit
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i really want to open this present
boz says:
what present?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
but it says on the card not to open until b-day
boz says:
when is your bday?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
soon
boz says:
what date?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i'm not sure
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
you mean the actual date i was born on or the date my two japanese uncles throw me a party each year?
boz says:
you know, I have always felt Conception Day should be celebrated instead of Birthday
boz says:
actual date
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
no one really knows my birthday since i was adopted
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
every year we make it up
boz says:
I never know when to believe you
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
FINE!!!
boz says:
my niece was adopted, the one who named all her sons the same first namem her birthday is the first part of january
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
maybe i am her then
boz says:
do you have any mulatto children?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i have a feeling my birthday is really soon
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
no, but i do like gelatto
boz says:
is that like ghetto ice cream?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
do you have to bring up the ghetto? that's where my biological parents left me
boz says:
my niece thinks that her biological grandfather was a famous doctor
boz says:
Dr Scholl
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
she's probably right
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
i've heard he had a lot of bastard children
boz says:
actually she was born in Georgia, she might be Marci's illegitimate sister
boz says:
wait, marci wasn't born in Georgia
boz says:
I think Marci died
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
marci did not die
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
she at least was alive around christmas
boz says:
she's gotten too good for us.
boz says:
if lavar burton showed up at your condo door, would you let him in?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
is this a trick question?
Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
he's here right now
boz says:
did you let him in?
Belle says:
yes, that's the only way he could come in, if he was invited, like vampires
boz says:
or jehovah witnesses
Belle says:
jehovah witnesses ARE vampires
Belle says:
if star jones showed up at your door, would you let her in?
boz says:
they are so much more than vampires
boz says:
is merideth vieria with her?
Belle says:
no, she's alone, she was driving through east taiwan to pick up a refugee child and her car broke down in front of your house
boz says:
would I have to sex her?
Belle says:
you just have to say if you would let her ini
Belle says:
you're already planning out how to sex star jones up
boz says:
I'm not paying for her wedding!
Belle says:
she's already married
Belle says:
now, yes or no?
boz says:
is she wearing Payless shoes from the Star Jones collection?
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
pumps, mules, or wedgies?
Belle says:
pumps that are several sizes too small for her chubby feet
boz says:
ooooooooh, like your dad wears
Belle says:
no, my dad wears pumps that fit
Belle says:
yes or noooo?
boz says:
are you sure meredith veiria isn't with her?
Belle says:
yes, unless her limp, lifeless body is stuffed in either star jones' trunk or pumps
boz says:
or stomach
Belle says:
aaaaggghhhh
Belle says:
star jones ate meredith vierra!
boz says:
oh the humanity!
Belle says:
if you let her in she might eat you and mother boz
Belle says:
so yes or no
boz says:
no
boz says:
that was a tough one
Belle says:
since you didn't invite her in, she calls meredith viera from your neighbor's house and meredith comes over and has sex with the neighbor out of gratitude for helping star
boz says:
which neighbor?
Belle says:
all of them
boz says:
slut!
Belle says:
that could have been you
boz says:
thank god I kept my wits about me
boz says:
have you written that post yet?
Belle says:
mentally
boz says:
that's a start
Belle says:
listen
boz says:
I hate having to do mental things
Belle says:
would you rather have a sinus infection where anytime you sneeze while in the presence of others, they change sex
Belle says:
or
Belle says:
have the inability to distinguish btwn babies and english muffins
boz says:
sinus infection
boz says:
I already have the inability to distinguish between babies and english muffins
Belle says:
yummy, buttery babies
boz says:
just don't invite me to breakfast
Belle says:
would you rather have to sleep each night btwn a mattress and a box spring
Belle says:
or
Belle says:
be allowed to listen to only one musical piece the rest of your life - "funkytown" by Lipps, inc
boz says:
is the word between so hard to type?
Belle says:
why are you so disturbed with that
Belle says:
first it's my ahahahahaha
Belle says:
i can never please you!!!!
boz says:
matress and box springs
boz says:
fine, I make one little comment about your ahahahaha, and I can never live it down
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
if siskel and ebert both showed up at your door and you could only invite one in, which one would you invite in?
boz says:
the dead one
Belle says:
excellent
boz says:
he'd eat less
boz says:
I saw a Randy Quaid movie today
Belle says:
wow!
Belle says:
that's amazing!!!!
boz says:
he played an evil sheriff
boz says:
don't paronize me
boz says:
patronize even
boz says:
I'll edit that out in the final copy
Belle says:
oh sure, edit out your stuff
Belle says:
what was the evil randy quaid movie?
Belle says:
the other day i saw part of Daddy Day Care
boz says:
hey, it's called Dinner with BOZ, I have to look out for my best interests
Belle says:
it was really, really moving
boz says:
is that with eddie murphy?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
it was touching
boz says:
he sucks so bad
Belle says:
yeah
Belle says:
hurts so good though
Belle says:
WWJCMD
boz says:
WWJMVD
Belle says:
jmv?
boz says:
jan michael vincent
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
probably do another line
boz says:
tony pierce is going to be so jealous of us
boz says:
hahahaha WWTPD?
Belle says:
we should make that our motto
Belle says:
forget john cougar mellencamp
boz says:
yes, we should
boz says:
but never identity who TP is
Belle says:
or he'll have us assassinated
boz says:
or have or blogging privledges revoked
boz says:
our
Belle says:
bhw would come after us, shooting bullets out of her breasts
boz says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I'm not editing that out
Belle says:
you have to
boz says:
no, it is time your mean spiritedness was laid bare for all to see
boz says:
http://spudhead.buzznet.com/user/?id=761242
Belle says:

Belle says:
i wish i had an aura
Belle says:
like i glowed
Belle says:
people would always be able to find me in a crowd
boz says:
only chicks with names like bambi or sunshine have aura's
Belle says:
sunshine!
Belle says:
i'll change my name
boz says:
I am going to end every post I make for the next week with WWTPD
Belle says:
that's awesome
Belle says:
me too
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I just zonkboarded it
Belle says:
i'm going to end every thought i have with WWTPD
boz says:
my next door neighbor when I was a teenager named her daughter Angel
Belle says:
my roomate in college was named Angel
Belle says:
and she really was
Belle says:
she used the rhythm method and everything
boz says:
was she the first one on your killing spree?
Belle says:
yes, but many, many followed
Belle says:
she put a picture of JESUS right above my bed while i was sleeping
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
she kept telling me when i had guys over that i was going to a lower level of heaven
boz says:
hahahaha
boz says:
is that some kind of sexual code word?
Belle says:
heaven?
boz says:
how would you like a little lower level of heaven tonight?
Belle says:
hahahah
boz says:
tony pierce would never come up with a comedy gem like that
Belle says:
WWTPD!!!
boz says:
room mates, gotta love 'em
Belle says:
or not, she was a total nut job, my friends used to try to freak her out
Belle says:
like one friend came over and said something about being pregnant and not knowing who the father was, i thought Angel would have a coronary
boz says:
I had a born again christian for a roommate when I was stationed in crete
boz says:
hahaha
Belle says:
Angel actually asked me to be her maid of honor when she got married
Belle says:
then demoted me
boz says:
http://skirt.buzznet.com/user/
boz says:
the bitch
Belle says:
she probably married your born again
boz says:
my born again, lusted after the wife of his best friend then tried to kill himself by walking out into the mediterranean sea
Belle says:
excellent!!
Belle says:
i'll have to try that one
Belle says:
and you really are a little too fascinated with dressing in women's clothing
boz says:
then he got transferred to Athens
Belle says:
i bet tony pierce has never had a crazy roommate
Belle says:
i'm hungry
boz says:
I also had a roommate named Snuffy
Belle says:
beedy, beedy, beedy
boz says:
who kept an eight by ten pic of his parenst on his nightstand and I swear they looked like brother and sister
Belle says:
my brother has an eight by ten of my mother on his nightstand! that is so weird!! who does that??
Belle says:
they probably were brother and sister though
boz says:
Snuffy and your brother
Belle says:
i just think that is odd
Belle says:
and i was telling my dad this
Belle says:
and i said exactly that, i said who does that!! and he said "what, you don't have a picture of me?? i have one of you!"
Belle says:
and he really does, ahhahaha
boz says:
this is your dad, right, not your bad touch uncle?
Belle says:
both probably
Belle says:
i just have an eight by ten of TP
boz says:
all I have is a wallet size
boz says:
but then he has always favored the ladies
Belle says:
does kevynn malone really like him?
boz says:
yeah, he's linked him, and told everyone to buy his book
Belle says:
you think you know someone!!
boz says:
k'lone likes all the popular bloggers
boz says:
zil zheaton included
boz says:
wheb you say know you mean stalk, don't you?
Belle says:
well yeah
boz says:
I should link him
Belle says:
well i thin
Belle says:
k
Belle says:
you have to send him a picture of your breasts first
Belle says:
that's the appropriate way of going about it
boz says:
if I shaved my chest they'd be bigger than bhw's
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
not that you measured or anything
boz says:
of course I've measured
boz says:
but I've never understood the whole cup size thing
Belle says:
what's not to understand?
Belle says:
i hate when i go in victoria's secret or something and they accost me with the measuring tape
boz says:
bah, that's the only reason you go into victoria secrets!
Belle says:
they are always like "free measurments!!!" and i say no thanks, but they do it anyway!
boz says:
I'm going to have to start hanging around victoria secrets and try the free measurement scam!
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
WWTPD
boz says:
will I need a tape measure?
Belle says:
yeah, i think so
Belle says:
and a measuring cup
boz says:
and I should be inside the store, right?
Belle says:
or lurking near the restrooms
boz says:
you say lurking like it's a bad thing
boz says:
how do you think I got a date to the prom?
Belle says:
ebay
Belle says:
or
Belle says:
www.imaginarygirlfriends.com
boz says:
actually I paid my cousin fifty bucks
boz says:
he wasn't worth it though
boz says:
it worries me that you had a link to this so handy
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
a little side job
boz says:
I need to find a pic of TP to use for my icon in here
boz says:
identity theft!!!!
Belle says:
you should steal his blog
Belle says:
what's the address?
Belle says:
or do tp.blogspot.com/ and just copy all his posts
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
that would work
Belle says:
you should hire her
Belle says:
http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/browse_karinna.php
boz says:
http://tony.buzznet.com/user/
boz says:
tada!
Belle says:
you should shave your head
Belle says:
tada what?
boz says:
tada, I am now TP
boz says:
if I shaved my head I'd look like a giant light bulb
Belle says:
how are you now TP?
Belle says:
Ohhhhh
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
I have his icon up
Belle says:
i didn't see it and thought you were having delusions of grandeur again
Belle says:
that's awesome
boz says:
one day we will rule the internet
Belle says:
TP and levar?
boz says:
hey, bhw sent me a picture of her boobs too, the full monty!
Belle says:
i know
Belle says:
in the shower or something
boz says:
yeah, I think so
Belle says:
or was taht the one she sent me
Belle says:
she told me anyway
boz says:
not that it's my wallpaper or anything
Belle says:
she thought it might be
boz says:
i wish that anonymous commenter would leave some more comments on dinner with boz
boz says:
the one who thought we had no lives
Belle says:
who??
boz says:
if I knew "who" would I call him anonymous?
Belle says:
well you said HIM
Belle says:
when was that
boz says:
one of the first posts
Belle says:
oh, yeah, maybe i remember
Belle says:
he'll be the first one to buy the book
Belle says:
it was probably TP afraid we'd corner the market
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I was going to say that
Belle says:
i was looking through his pics, trying to figure out why the ladies flock to him
boz says:
http://chatwars.blogspot.com/2004/09/my-dinner-with-belle.html
boz says:
cause they can't have me
boz says:
wow, I didn't see that third comment!
Belle says:
haha
Belle says:
want some pie?
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
pie?
boz says:
I know what you said, but why did you say it?
Belle says:
because i'm eating pie
boz says:
oh, no thanks, I had cheesecake earlier
Belle says:
mmmm pumpkin pie
boz says:
french vanilla cool whip?
Belle says:
no, whip cream from the can
Belle says:
my parents send me home with so much food
boz says:
from the bathroom?
boz says:
arghhhhhhhhhhhh
Belle says:
TP wouldn't say things like that
Belle says:
so we have on fan
Belle says:
one
boz says:
well that was a long time ago, I think it might have been bhw's friend becky
Belle says:
someone who talks a lot
Belle says:
it could be amyjo
boz says:
yeah, maybejo
boz says:
but she would never buy a playlist
boz says:
becky did leave a comment on another post
Belle says:
that doesnt' really sound like becky though
Belle says:
she emails me
boz says:
email her back and ask her
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i don't think it's her
boz says:
WWTPD
Belle says:
and i might sound obsessive
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
it might be one of my gay admirers
Belle says:
the other boz
Belle says:
or brian bonsall
Belle says:
my admirers can't write
boz says:
you know how malone and I got to know each other don't you?
Belle says:
you met at a NAMBLA meeting?
boz says:
we were both linked on this gay guy's blog and I guess malone followed the link to my blog
boz says:
tony baloney from Atlanta Ga.
Belle says:
interesting
Belle says:
sometimes i think there are cameras in everyday objects
Belle says:
and someone is taping me
Belle says:
so i smile
boz says:
it couldn't hurt
Belle says:
for a long time i was convinced there was a camera in zob
boz says:
ummm, hahaha, camera in zob, hahahaha, that's ridiculous!
boz says:
http://scruffneck.blogspot.com/
Belle says:
seriously, i would turn him around to get changed and everything
boz says:
I know
boz says:
it was very frustrating
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
now i think it's in that hallmark snowman and puppy
boz says:
that's just silly
Belle says:
oh
Belle says:
well then
boz says:
did you go back and buy another one for half price after xmas?
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i'm not retarded
boz says:
or one step away from being
boz says:
I think I am going to make a casting call announcement on the grand ennui for the facts of life 2005
boz says:
TP and I could pass for brothers
boz says:
http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?id=750494
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
I think i'm going to bed
Belle says:
too much TP for me
boz says:
don't turn zob around tonight, ok?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
gooodniiiiiiiiight
boz says:
night
boz says:
WWTPD!!!!!
Belle says:
and remember, always ask yourself WWTPD
Belle says:
damn you!!!
boz says:
ha
Belle says:
nighters
boz says:
night

My dinner with Tootie

Belle says:
yes?
Belle says:
fine what?
boz says:
you deserted me in my hour of need again
Belle says:
oh no, did you break out the razor blades again and start cutting?
boz says:
ooh, good touch,
boz says:
oh, yeah, I have a question for you
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i'm not a hermaphrodite
Belle says:
and i already have a prom date
boz says:
those were questions number 9 and 10
Belle says:
ok then shoot
boz says:
did you buy the spy cam or punk out?
Belle says:
they didn't have it actually
Belle says:
so i guess i punked out
boz says:
what did you get instead?
Belle says:
they had like nothing, damn those walmart folks!
Belle says:
umm
Belle says:
i'm trying to remember
Belle says:
oh
boz says:
a cheese wheel?
Belle says:
walkie talkies
Belle says:
and a walmart gift card for the other swap gift
boz says:
twoswap gifts?
Belle says:
yeah, kind of crazy
Belle says:
i wanted the walkie talkies myself, but my aunt stole them from me in the swap
boz says:
I think you should have demanded that they search the warehouse for the spycam
boz says:
who would be the walkie while you were the talkie?
Belle says:
my neighbor maybe hahahaha
boz says:
did you father like the lamp?
Belle says:
or i would have strapped one to emilio and one to charlie
Belle says:
either way, it would have been fun, but noooo, do you know what i got, a crappy blanket, and a crappy pine cone thing
Belle says:
oh yeah, i'm his favorite daughter now he said
Belle says:
he was soo cute, too, he made us turn off all the lights so he could see it
boz says:
is that counting his illegitimate daughters?
Belle says:
which is just what the guy does in the movie!
Belle says:
yes, even the german one
Belle says:
who could be sandra
boz says:
you just want to be related to Jonnie
Belle says:
oh yeah, i've been wishing that since birth
Belle says:
one of my brothers is named Johnny
boz says:
they should have named all your brothers Johnny
Belle says:
they should
boz says:
my niece named her three sons Darian
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i'm going to do that
Belle says:
with the three chinese babies i adopt
boz says:
how come they only do that to boys, how come no one ever names all their daughters the same name
Belle says:
levar jr, levar II, levar III
Belle says:
they do!!!
Belle says:
i know a girl named kat who is really named katherine whose mother is named katherine
Belle says:
i thought it was weird, but maybe it's a canada thing
boz says:
no, I meant all their daughters, not daughter named after their mother, that's normal, my eldest sister is named after my mother.
Belle says:
that isn't normal
Belle says:
why? i don't get it
boz says:
they have different middle names though
Belle says:
i don't
Belle says:
get
Belle says:
it
boz says:
it doesn't matter it was a rhetorical question anyway
Belle says:
FINE
Belle says:
be that way
Belle says:
put mother boz on
Belle says:
i'll ask her
boz says:
which mother boz, my sister or my mother?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
exactly
Belle says:
put them both on
Belle says:
i bet you were confused as a child
boz says:
I would but there is the little matter of the restraining order
boz says:
funny you should mention my confusion as a child ...
boz says:
I used to call my sister "little mommy"
boz says:
she's nine years older than me
Belle says:
one of my brothers is nine years older than me and i called him little hitler, not little daddy
boz says:
is his real name elvis costello?
Belle says:
no
boz says:
little hitler= song by elvis costello
Belle says:
you don't say!
Belle says:
did mother boz sr. like her udder cream?
boz says:
guess what belle, when you go to sleep at night your pine cone thing comes to life
Belle says:
noooooooooooo
Belle says:
damn that pine cone thing
Belle says:
it plugs in
boz says:
yeah, she did like the moo cream
Belle says:
what kind of pine cone thing plugs in
Belle says:
and who gives this crap as a swap gift
boz says:
pine cone thing reeks of homemade gift
Belle says:
oh it definitely was
Belle says:
$25, sure!!!
Belle says:
next year i'm making all my gifts
boz says:
out of hair balls
Belle says:
and pine cones!
boz says:
and glitter!!!!
Belle says:
how did you know glitter was involved??
Belle says:
even emilio and charlie are disturbed by the pine cone thing
Belle says:
they keep knocking it over
boz says:
isn't it always?
Belle says:
and glitter is all over my carpet
boz says:
you'll vacuuming glitter till june
boz says:
thiat is if you vacuum before june
Belle says:
highly unlikely
Belle says:
which will make june fun!
boz says:
put it in the bathroom on top of the toilet
Belle says:
no!
Belle says:
that's where they had one at my brother's house
Belle says:
and i was like wtf is that pine cone thing
Belle says:
then next thing i know i'm getting one of my very own!
boz says:
who was the one who gave the pine cone thing?
Belle says:
my brother's fiance
Belle says:
bitch!
boz says:
typical
Belle says:
once i had that of course no one wanted to trade with me
boz says:
how did this trading thing work?
Belle says:
well you pick a number
Belle says:
and then every person after the first person can choose to swap with someone who went before them if they want
Belle says:
and then at the end the first person gets the pick of the litter
boz says:
sounds kind of complicated. do they know what the gift is before they swap?
Belle says:
and then we light the last person on fire and pray
Belle says:
yes, you get to open the gifts
boz says:
and then swap?
Belle says:
yes, if you want something that someone who went before you had
boz says:
was this your brother's fiance's idea?
Belle says:
hahaha, no, sadly, we've done this for ever
Belle says:
but i'm going to suggest we stop now that she's participating
boz says:
your brother is going to expect her to make all the xmas gifts next year
boz says:
and I bet she got really good things
Belle says:
hmm, i can't remember
Belle says:
i've tried to block the whole thing out
Belle says:
but really, what wouldn't have been better than that pine cone thing
boz says:
a xmas craft thing made out of toilet paper rolls
Belle says:
one funny thing was
Belle says:
the walmart gift card i got i put inside a stuffed puppet
Belle says:
and my weird uncle dick (not the one that gives me the bad touch though) thought the puppet was the gift and was like 'oh that's nice, i'll keep this one'
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I wonder what he'll get with the gift card?
Belle says:
another puppet
Belle says:
all he wanted was the puppet
boz says:
you should have slid the card out while no one was looking
Belle says:
i should have, and said i made the puppet
Belle says:
i think i will light the pine cone thing on fire and use it to burn down my house, then won't my brother's fiance feel bad
boz says:
and the finance would have said, do you have the plans for that?
boz says:
i got a walmart gift card for xmas too
Belle says:
yes, i saw that
Belle says:
i didn't
Belle says:
what are you going to buy?
Belle says:
i did get a credit card though
boz says:
t shirts probably
boz says:
credit or debit?
Belle says:
you should buy glitter and construction paper
Belle says:
credit
boz says:
wow, any limit?
Belle says:
no limit!~
boz says:
and pipe cleaners and a hot glue gun
Belle says:
no, never mind, i wont' tell any camp stories
boz says:
you have a story about a hot glue gun?
Belle says:
my step mother has a hot glue gun
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
pipe cleaners
boz says:
I think you told me a camp story before
Belle says:
did it involve armed guards and wil wheaton?
boz says:
yes, and pipe cleaners
boz says:
oh man, I bought the best tasting tums yesterday!
Belle says:
which ones?
Belle says:
were they smooth dissolve
boz says:
they are a store brand and they are berry flavored
Belle says:
what colors
boz says:
dark colors
Belle says:
i've never had berry, i bet it's good
boz says:
you can almost get high by opening the bottle and sniffing
Belle says:
woooo hooo
Belle says:
so imagine what happens when you crush them up and put them on a spoon and burn it
boz says:
they taste more like candy than antacids
Belle says:
nice! i'm gonna look for some
boz says:
assorted berries
boz says:
I got these from the dollar general, but I'm sure they copied it from Tums
Belle says:
most likely
Belle says:
all the cool kids copy Tums
boz says:
96 for $2.00
boz says:
I used to be addicted to Rolaids
Belle says:
i've never had rolaids
Belle says:
do they really spell relief
boz says:
no
Belle says:
did you know joy behar hosts who wants to be a millionaire??
boz says:
I thought it was the other one
Belle says:
oh, well whatever
Belle says:
one of them, they're all obnoxious
boz says:
meredith vierra
Belle says:
yeah, yeah, her
Belle says:
i didn't know that
boz says:
yeah, the syndicated version
Belle says:
i saw it the other day and this guy's first question was
boz says:
I've never watched either her or regis
Belle says:
"complete the language rule helper 'i before E except after blank'
Belle says:
and the guy
Belle says:
had to ask the audience
boz says:
after lunch
boz says:
???
Belle says:
i mean, come on!!!
boz says:
did meredith know the answer?
Belle says:
yes, she is fed the answers with a spoon
Belle says:
by regil philbin
boz says:
and a needle?
Belle says:
i would have puked if the audience got it wrong
Belle says:
but luckily 95% knew it
boz says:
in your hands?
Belle says:
yes, absolutely, because i was sitting on my bed
boz says:
the 5% who didn't know it were probably related to the contestabt
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
seriously, that disturbed me
Belle says:
i didn't dare watch it any longer because that was the EASY question and he got it wrong
Belle says:
i want to find out his name and address and taunt him
boz says:
what were the four choices?
Belle says:
they were all letters, c, d, a, o or something
Belle says:
well not c
Belle says:
i dont' remember!
Belle says:
yes c
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
call a friend and find out
Belle says:
i'm losing my mind
Belle says:
i blame you
boz says:
sure, why not, I have broad shoulders
Belle says:
the next question was probably who is the president of the united states and he had to call a friend
Belle says:
he doesn't have any friends!
boz says:
hey, you know what?
Belle says:
no
boz says:
when we get about 50 more "dinners with boz" we are going to make it into a book
Belle says:
a book no one will buy?
boz says:
we'll buy it
boz says:
I'm serious, you can do this on Cafe Press
Belle says:
the proceeds will go to dumb game show contestants
boz says:
some guy with a blog did a book on how to blog and people are buying it by the tens
Belle says:
no way
Belle says:
how to blog?
Belle says:
by wil wheaton?
boz says:
yeah, have you heard of tony pierce?
Belle says:
oh god, really?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
interesting
boz says:
malone wants everyone to buy it
Belle says:
really??
boz says:
yeah, and it's just old blog posts
Belle says:
oh it is?
Belle says:
then how is it "how to blog"?
boz says:
ummm, because he is the master of blogging, I guess
boz says:
do what he does
boz says:
but seriously, by the time we get 50 more dinner with boz's we will be so famous they will be lining up to buy our book
boz says:
we can have lavar levar burton write the introduction
Belle says:
Hmmph
boz says:
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/sell/books.aspx
Belle says:
i don't have tony pierce's fan base
boz says:
yeah, but we are slowly building up our fan base
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
it's at two right now
Belle says:
stop, it hurts when i laugh
Belle says:
maybe if i could get my phone sex customers to buy it, that must be what tony pierce is doing
Belle says:
and you could have it go on sale at dollar general
boz says:
ask him the next time he calls for a quickie
Belle says:
like packaged with a bottle of fake tums
Belle says:
buy fake tums get this book FREE!!!
Belle says:
i have a reputation to uphold
boz says:
yeah, after your dinner with boz you'll really need fake tums
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I won't be able to sleep tonight going over all the possibilities
Belle says:
possibilities??
Belle says:
like a movie deal??!!!
boz says:
marketing, yeah movie deal!!!
Belle says:
nancy mckeon might be available!
boz says:
might be? that's like saying the pope might be catholic
Belle says:
well don't tell anyone, but i did hear the pope might be methodist
Belle says:
maybe nancy will be busy filming tony pierce's movie
Belle says:
or wil wheaton's
boz says:
my dinner with boz starring a lifetime movie of the week starring nancy mckeon and liam neeson
boz says:
samuel l. jackson?
boz says:
fred savage?
Belle says:
C. Thomas Howell!!
Belle says:
if he's alive
boz says:
I saw fred savage in a movie tonight
Belle says:
my parents were watching that stupid movie, Mooseport on Christmas night, and he's in that
boz says:
yeah, that's it
Belle says:
my dad kept saying "there's your bud, fred savage!"
Belle says:
and insisting i had a crush on him when i was younger
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i so didn't
boz says:
yeah, it was his brother that you had a crush on
Belle says:
no, i told him it was paul
boz says:
wasn't he killed in vietnam?
boz says:
or woodstock?
Belle says:
no, that was winnie's brother
boz says:
oh yeah, back when winnie still wore glasses
Belle says:
before she had her britney spears/lindsay lohan growth spurt
boz says:
she didn't spurt in the same places they did, only her face got bigger
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
well that was pre-plastic surgery
boz says:
not that I know who britney spears or lindsey lohan are
boz says:
you know what they should do?
boz says:
They should make a male version of Facts of Life
Belle says:
with mrs. garrett? or a male?
Belle says:
maybe mr. belvedere could do it
boz says:
I think it should be a mr garrett
Belle says:
if you think about it
Belle says:
they could all keep the same names, they are unisex
Belle says:
jo
Belle says:
blair
Belle says:
tootie
Belle says:
natalie
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
and ed-na
boz says:
they called her nat
Belle says:
well there you go
Belle says:
i think this is a winner
Belle says:
you should pitch this to the network
boz says:
or nambla
Belle says:
i'll be your partner since i came up with the name idea
Belle says:
nat DID have a weird relationship with that little boy
Belle says:
put your power suit on
Belle says:
we're going to hollywood!!!
boz says:
my favorite episode was where tootie didn't become a hooker
Belle says:
wasn't that every episode?
Belle says:
she did have a bastard child in the reunion
boz says:
it was jermaine jackson's wasn't it?
Belle says:
levar burton's!
boz says:
a mute bastard child, how tragic
Belle says:
quality programming though
boz says:
I can see Lifetime, WE and Oxygen battling it out for the rights
Belle says:
there is a fortune to be made here
boz says:
I've already forgot our premise.
Belle says:
ok, you work on that, i'm going to get coffee and search for the new face of Tootie
boz says:
fine!!!
Belle says:
i'll check back in with you!!!
Belle says:
don't start with the self mutilation again

Belle says:
not that anyone reads this
boz says:
they will eventually,
boz says:
it will be the feel good book of the summer
Belle says:
ok please edit the remark about her breasts then
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
i don't want to piss anyone off
boz says:
I'll change breasts to something else
Belle says:
noooo
Belle says:
change everything to something else
boz says:
fine!
Belle says:
her name, boobies, the book, change it all
boz says:
I'm leaving the part about nancy mckeon having my babies in though!!!
Belle says:
i must have missed that part... sure, boz, sure
boz says:
oh wait, that was last night's dream
Belle says:
i'm glad you started having hetero dreams
boz says:
go get you coffee and find the new Tootie!
Belle says:
ok, later
boz says:
later

My dinner with Winnie Cooper

Belle says
so you're finally going in for that electro shock therapy
boz says
yeah, if it works on me they're going to try it on monkeys next
Belle says
that explains the will benefit mankind for decades to come part
boz says
that was sort of a planet of the apes reference
Belle says
you know, i never saw planet of the apes
Belle says
either one
boz says
did you know there was also a planet of the apes television series
Belle says
no, was it on after or before the fast times at ridgemont high television series
boz says
before
Belle says
was eric stolz in it
boz says
yeah, he played the part kevin bacon played in the movie
Belle says
no, mark wahlberg
boz says
no, that was the part david faustino played
boz says
oooh, do you remember the movie Paper Moon
boz says
with tatum and her dad
Belle says
that isn't the one with reese witherspoon and the boy getting ran over by the tractor, is it
boz says
oh, that movie was so tragic
boz says
different movie though
Belle says
no, don't know it
Belle says
i lead a sheltered life
boz says
it was directed by peter bogdonavich, one of his two or three movies that made money, tatum even won an oscar for it ... anyway, they made that in to a tv series and guess who played tatum o'neal's part
boz says
guess!!!!
Belle says
jodie foster
boz says
dammit, I hate it when you are right
Belle says
which is all the time, must be tough
boz says
by the way, did you ever rent those two movies I told you about
Belle says
i would have been more impressed if Kristy McNichol had played it
Belle says
i rented Little Darlings, but I forgot the other ones
boz says
foxes
boz says
with jodie foster and randy quaid
Belle says
best onscreen duo ever
boz says
and scott baio
Belle says
i have to rent that one, i'm writing it down
Belle says
in BLOOD
Belle says
on my neighbor's door
boz says
your blood
boz says
helter skelter
Belle says
hahahaha
boz says
see, you know the manson references
Belle says
i admit to nothing
boz says
your nickname isn't squeaky, is it
Belle says
my friends call me Ferris
boz says
i thought they called you big head girl
Belle says
did you ever see that hotel new hampshire
boz says
yeah, i did, it pretty much sucked
boz says
the book was way better
Belle says
with the incest
Belle says
you read the book
boz says
yeah, rob and jodie
Belle says
but no rob lowe in the book!
boz says
talk about sexual chemistry
Belle says
it made me wish my name was Franny
boz says
I've read a number of John Irving novels, even before they were made into bad movies
boz says
like in Dreschler
Belle says
he did that widow one too
Belle says
i feel deja vu
boz says
I've read Hotel New Hampshire, The World According to Garp, and Cider House Rules
Belle says
did you know they had The Nanny reunion special, i think it was last week hahaha
boz says
a lot of incest in his books
Belle says
i bet millions tuned in for that
Belle says
yeah, for real on the incest, me thinks he has issues
Belle says
his sister is probably vc andrews
boz says
or julie andrews
boz says
was there incest on the Nanny re-union
Belle says
i'll have to get back to you after i watch my solid gold video tape of it
boz says
or manboy love
Belle says
yeah, fran drescher and the guy with the accent, that's manboy love
boz says
i was thinking about the butler
boz says
of course I think about him alot
Belle says
wow you know a lot about this show, i didn't know they had a butler
Belle says
he's probably the guy from your male prostitute dreams
boz says
he haunts my every waking moment
Belle says
i hear they make drugs for that sort of thing now
boz says
sorry, no drugs for me, I'm fasting
boz says
I feel so ghandi-like
Belle says
so you don't want one of these brownies i brought home from the christmas party
Belle says
they are frosted
boz says
are they laced with lsd
Belle says
with cocaine
Belle says
better than lsd, less paranoid delusions
boz says
when was your xmas party
Belle says
tonight
Belle says
today
Belle says
it was toooooooooooooooooo long
boz says
at the hospital
Belle says
i actually fell asleep multiple times while people were talking to me
Belle says
no, it was held at gigi's house
boz says
get out!
Belle says
nope
Belle says
it was
boz says
she must have a big house
Belle says
she does, she has a sugar daddy
boz says
a doctor
boz says
john irving
boz says
scot baio
Belle says
no, i believe he is a lawyer, but i could be wrong, he could be something else, like a writer for tv guide or that guy who wrote fire and rain whose name i can't remember but i had lunch with
boz says
james taylor
Belle says
yeah, maybe him
boz says
on slow days do they ever let you perform surgery
Belle says
just yours tomorrow
boz says
you wish
Belle says
hahahaha!
Belle says
Small Soldiers is on!
boz says
is that the animated one, or the one with zil zheaton
Belle says
the animated one
Belle says
one of my brothers used to tell me my dolls came to life when i went to sleep at night
Belle says
scaaaared me
boz says
harpo, or chico
Belle says
james taylor
boz says
I thought you only had one brother
Belle says
john irving wrote my life
Belle says
no, i have 3
boz says
that would explain a lot of things
Belle says
no it wouldn't
boz says
your fascination with john irving and hotel new hampshire
boz says
no chico, not the bad touch
boz says
what kind of dolls did you have they came to life when you were asleep
Belle says
chucky
boz says
wait!!! two of your brothers aren't japanese are they, and they don't wear penis hats, do they
Belle says
not last i checked
Belle says
i had cabbage patch kids
boz says
boys or girls
Belle says
a few of both
boz says
few of both wowser, you must have been rich
boz says
come on, you remember their names, and are dying to tell me,
Belle says
i was the only girl AND the youngest, i was spoiled
Belle says
i do, i actually was just talking about them the other day to my friend that i have known forever and she told me the names of hers. she also said one of hers was a lesbian though
boz says
in psychology that is called transference
Belle says
hahahha
Belle says
i always wanted a black one
Belle says
i still might
boz says
my mother bought a xmas one for half price at a da y before xmas sale at ben franklin's a few years back
boz says
she bought, stored it away, and it hasn't been heard from since
Belle says
until.... dun dun dun...
Belle says
it comes to life on CHRISTMAS EVE
Belle says
and kills everyone in east taiwan!!!
boz says
you've been watching too much of the sci fi channel
Belle says
Zoolander is on too!
boz says
ben stiller is sooooo yesterday
Belle says
i never watch the sci fi channel, you never know when zil zheaton might pop up on you
boz says
I am suprised the gay community hasn't killed ben stiller yet for his lame portrayls of closeted gay men
Belle says
i gave you the best mother boz xmas gift
Belle says
idea
boz says
oh let me check
Belle says
the gay community DID kill ben stiller, that is not him, it's a gay man playing ben stiller playing a closeted gay man
boz says
oh, I saw that comment the other day
boz says
like mother boz knows how to operate a dvd player
boz says
isn't he married to marcia brady
Belle says
yes!
boz says
or tom brady
Belle says
but not the real marcia brady
boz says
no, the one from the movies
boz says
the stepford marcia brady
Belle says
yes
Belle says
she was also in one awesomest movie
boz says
what
Belle says
uhhh
Belle says
let me look, i have it, i forget the name, my memory is going
Belle says
overnight delivery
boz says
when you had lunch with james taylor did he mention carly simon
Belle says
not at all
Belle says
he was actually pretty quiet
boz says
they were married you know
Belle says
he talked a little about the performance he was doing at boston symphony and if i would like to do a few lines of coke with him in the alley way, and that was it
Belle says
yes, she wrote that song about him
boz says
noooo, it was about me
boz says
dammit
boz says
me
boz says
really, he said that about the coke
Belle says
yeah
boz says
after a nice healthy vegetarian lunch
Belle says
only he didn't say coke or alley way or anything like that
boz says
I feel so used
boz says
again
Belle says
yes, gotta be healthy
Belle says
used and abused
boz says
and kicked to the curb
Belle says
have you met my neighbor
boz says
the one who is stalking you, or the other one
Belle says
why, you thought james taylor only asked you to do lines of coke with him in the alley
Belle says
have you seen the Hallmark commercial where the lady puts the Hallmark singing snowman and dog thing on the grumpy neighbor's doorstep
Belle says
and it makes him smile and peace on earth and all
boz says
no
Belle says
i got one of those for myself
boz says
has it worked
boz says
I don't buy xmas stuff anymore, except for the 99 cent cd from the speedway station when you buy 8 gallons of gas or more, from coca cola
Belle says
it is insanely loud! i am afraid to ever make it sing because they might send the security after me
Belle says
or it might make my neighbor beat his wife
Belle says
speedway
boz says
gas station
boz says
that's where I get my 64 ounce fountain coke refills for 89 cents
boz says
did you buy the three cards
Belle says
hahaha they have a video of it!
Belle says
yeah i did
Belle says
but just so i could get that thing
Belle says
here!!!!
boz says
I'm watching the video, that would get real old, real quick
Belle says
no, watch the commercial
Belle says
you could be that mann!
Belle says
aimee mann
boz says
I should go to our hallmark gold crown store and get that for mother boz
Belle says
you should, did you see the way that man's face lit up
Belle says
and the dog
Belle says
it was really heartwarming
boz says
did I ever tell you about the time a transvestite robbed our local hallmark store
Belle says
no, i don't believe you did
Belle says
was this another of your special dreams
boz says
it was around xmas time too
boz says
no, this really happened
boz says
a woman walked into the store and held them up, and then fled, and they threw up a roadblock and did one of those searches and they found a wig, then a dress, then some tasteful pumps ...
Belle says
how does that make it a transvestite
Belle says
my dad wears tasteful pumps
boz says
with 34 inch heals
boz says
heels
boz says
and no, it wasn't me
Belle says
right
Belle says
you know a little too much about this
Belle says
do you have an alibi
boz says
statue of limitations has probably run out on it
boz says
statute
boz says
isn't small town life exciting
Belle says
i wish my name was winnie
Belle says
i don't live in a small town
boz says
winnie as in pooh
Belle says
no, as in cooper
boz says
winifred
Belle says
yes
boz says
that is almost like a guy name
Belle says
well not if people just call me winnie
boz says
yeah, but the first day of school the teacher would call you winifred and everyone would laugh, and you would be branded as a social outcast for the rest of the year, and the next year your father would transfer you to an exclusive private school and muffie and her snobby friends would ostracize you ... are you still sure you want to be named winnie
Belle says
fred savage would protect me
boz says
actually winnie cooper has a pretty big head
Belle says
i keep pictures of winnie around just for this kind of occasion
Belle says
this should be yours
Belle says
hahahaha
Belle says
wow, you guys have the same expression on there
boz says
ha
Belle says
oh my ygod hhahahahaha
Belle says
i didn't notice right away, but wow, talk about a big head
Belle says
was that your desktop wallpaper
Belle says
or the pic you carry in your wallet
boz says
fred, it's one he sent me before he found out what I was really after and he slapped the restraining order on me
Belle says
is he a member of NAMBLA too
Belle says
He was on the WEst Wing i think
Belle says
he's all grown up
boz says
our member lists are confidential
Belle says
that's not what ben stiller said
boz says
hahaha
Belle says
aaaaaaaaggggghhhh
Belle says
i always hated him
Belle says
why was he so mean to fred
boz says
search me
Belle says
sexual tension
boz says
probably
Belle says
hahahahahahahahaha
Belle says
Benson!!!
boz says
is that benson
Belle says
it's mini alex
Belle says
your stalker
boz says
tracey! you've gaine weight
Belle says
brian bonsall
Belle says
better start starving yourself again, tracey!
boz says
she was in a movie on the lifetime movie channel tonight
boz says
of course patty duke played her mother
Belle says
well that's fitting
boz says
oh my god, this really does smack of nambla
boz says
httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosBonsallBrian.jpg
boz says
httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.com1.html
boz says
they are all of young celebrity boys
boz says
tatum!
Belle says
god, i'm probably on the FBI list just for clicking those links
boz says
httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosOsmentHaleyJoel.jpg
Belle says
nooooo
Belle says
i see his name in there, that's enough
boz says
hahahaha
boz says
httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosDeppJohnny.jpg
boz says
I've got this one
Belle says
the collection
boz says
the johnny depp collection
Belle says
does it include him in the edward scissorhands pose
boz says
httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosSchroderRick.jpg
Belle says
i'm not a huge depp fan, johnny or the gel. i am deeply disturbed that he will be playing willy wonka
boz says
you want that one, don't you, little ricky schroder
Belle says
well he is hot in that sweater
Belle says
or was, he's dead, isn't he
boz says
I'd kill for this one
boz says
httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosHaimCorey.jpg
Belle says
hahahaha
boz says
this is very weird
Belle says
yeah, definitely
boz says
httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosThomasJonathanTaylor.jpg
Belle says
don't worry, if the FBI is recording this conversation, i won't tell them you are an amish pedophile
Belle says
oh my god, MY EYES
Belle says
when did he come down with epilepsy
boz says
he looks good in pink
Belle says
is that you in the background
Belle says
i recognize the suspenders
Belle says
and the cane
boz says
yeah, I was like hey, I lost my dog would you like to help me find it
Belle says
come to my ranch, it's called neverland!
boz says
and he struck a pose and said Would I
Belle says
hahahaha
Belle says
that's so wrong
boz says
I hope I don't puke in my hands
boz says
httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comContact.jpg
Belle says
do it, puke it up, now!
Belle says
omg chad allen
Belle says
and wil wheat- on!
boz says
are any of them straight
Belle says
no
Belle says
that's where it all begins to make sense
Belle says
hahahaha
Belle says
gus!!!
boz says
I like fred better
Belle says
fred is pretty funny
Belle says
i'm not surprised you like the young boy better
Belle says
aaaaagggghhh
Belle says
you DO have the collection
Belle says
wait until the FBI seizes your computer
Belle says
they'll find all these pics and haul you away
boz says
hahaha
Belle says
mother boz will be left alone
Belle says
maybe they'll call me as a character witness
boz says
she'll probably turn me in
boz says
that's it for tonight
Belle says
look though, how this guy wayne feels about river phoenix
Belle says
httpwww.angelfire.comilmjphoeniximagesgif.gif
Belle says
you are wayne, aren't you
boz says
wayne is just one of the many names I used when I troll, I mean when I visit the teen boys who aren't good at sports chat rooms
Belle says
i had a feeling
Belle says
only you could write something so deep
Belle says
i got choked up at that touched by an angel part
Belle says
and when you called him rio, oh man
boz says
and call him rio without sound gay
Belle says
the waterworks fell
boz says
I think I'd better go to bed
Belle says
if i had a goat, i would totally name it river phoenix
Belle says
yes, you will need your rest for the shock treatment
boz says
rio for short
Belle says
good luck!
Belle says
may the force be with you
boz says
thanks, and thanks for the help in my hour of need!
Belle says
or as levar burton would say,
boz says
ungh
Belle says
hahahaha
Belle says
ok take care, talk to you later alligator
boz says
night
Belle says
nighters

My dinner with Ione Skye

George Michael says:
last christmas i gave you my heart
George Michael says:
the very next day you threw it away
George Michael says:
so not cool, even i, who has FAITH, can't handle that
boz says:
is george still gay?
George Michael says:
is david schwimmer still gay?
George Michael says:
yes, and yes
boz says:
I can tell you a story about david schwimmer
George Michael says:
not another story about making a guy orgasm with out "touching" him
boz says:
no, this story doesn't involve me in any sense of the word
George Michael says:
what word?
boz says:
any word
boz says:
so george, where have you been for the past week?
George Michael says:
lighting leather jackets across the world on fire
boz says:
hey, I have two leather jackets
George Michael says:
not anymore
George Michael says:
mother boz let me in
boz says:
the tramp!
George Michael says:
she's pretty easy
boz says:
she's standing right behind me watching and taking notes, she wants me to give her your mailing address
George Michael says:
mother boz can write?
boz says:
pictographs, like Johnny Cash used in that one movie
George Michael says:
he's dead, right?
boz says:
well, yeah, now he is
George Michael says:
i don't think that's a coincidence
boz says:
Lee Remick is dead too
George Michael says:
marci never said anything about the emails i sent her
boz says:
I didn't send her any
George Michael says:
I did though
boz says:
have you talked to her?
George Michael says:
no
boz says:
then how do you know she hasn't said anything?
George Michael says:
i left her a comment asking if she got them, but no reply
George Michael says:
well she hasn't said anything to ME
boz says:
why would she?
George Michael says:
hey you know what would be a great idea
boz says:
a cure for cancer?
George Michael says:
let's download msn pre-alpha beta kappa gamma 20.6!
boz says:
ok, you first
George Michael says:
and nudge each other!
boz says:
I've been doing too much nudging lately
George Michael says:
oooh
boz says:
besides I can't nudge with a guy named George
George Michael says:
you finally went out with that guy mother boz wanted to set you up with?
George Michael says:
the ex convict?
boz says:
actually he's more your type, he breathes through his mouth
George Michael says:
does he have gills?
George Michael says:
so you got pretty close to his mouth, huh?
boz says:
no, but he has seen water world
George Michael says:
best movie ever
boz says:
next to the postman
George Michael says:
hahahha
boz says:
and the life and death of peter sellers
George Michael says:
did you see that?
boz says:
the peter sellers movie?
boz says:
I started watching it, turned it off after an hour, then watched some more, but haven't seen all of it, it pretty much sucks
George Michael says:
nothing compares to the Nelson Mandela 70th Birthday Tribute I did
boz says:
that was awesome
boz says:
you did nelson mandela on his 70th birthday?
George Michael says:
well the way i looked at it was, Nelson Mandela played the part of the dying child and I was his wish and my pimp was the make-a-wish foundation
boz says:
you've always had the charitable side, too bad more people don't know about it
George Michael says:
seriously
George Michael says:
i get a bad rep
George Michael says:
sometimes i even buy one of those paper shamrocks at the supermarket for a dollar
George Michael says:
and i don't even write my name on it
George Michael says:
that's how selfless i am
boz says:
ha, I bought two of the paper xmas stockings for a dollar each today
George Michael says:
sucker!
George Michael says:
i mean, nice
boz says:
each dollar spent supplies 14 dollars of food to the michigan food bank
Belle says:
for the refugee children
boz says:
in east tawain
Belle says:
well it's a good cause
boz says:
it is, cause we make the children entertain us before we feed them
Belle says:
we all have to work for our food, they should learn that
boz says:
they're doing phantom this year
Belle says:
of the opera?
boz says:
well yeah
Belle says:
why not jesus christ superstar
Belle says:
i went to see Ocean's Twelve over the weekend
boz says:
and you called me a sucker!
Belle says:
many similarities to jesus christ superstar
boz says:
yeah, both movies sucked
Belle says:
george clooney and brad bitt took turns playing jesus christ
Belle says:
actually it wasn't horrible, but the first one was better
Belle says:
it didn't really make sense
Belle says:
at all
Belle says:
but who am i to judge
boz says:
yeah, who was the twelth ocean?
boz says:
lavar burton?
Belle says:
catherine zeta shoot me
Belle says:
lavar would have been better
boz says:
did you ever see her nude preggo without make up at the beach pics?
Belle says:
i would actually have prefered to see matt damon rape lavar burton while lavar grunted out then watch catherine zeta jones try to act
Belle says:
*than
Belle says:
not then
boz says:
freudian slip
Belle says:
maybe so
boz says:
she could do porn
Belle says:
she's gross!
boz says:
ok, sure, whatever
Belle says:
seriously, i can't dig her
boz says:
you know what movie I really like
boz says:
fast forward
boz says:
noooo
boz says:
I mean Auto Focus
boz says:
about Colonel Hogan
Belle says:
yes with greg
Belle says:
the guy formerly from E talk soup
boz says:
yeah, I didn't get E when he was the host
Belle says:
catherine zeta jones wasn't in that
Belle says:
well it was a good show
Belle says:
he's a funny guy
boz says:
my sister loved it and kept trying to make a video of it and send it to me
boz says:
but she didn't figure out how to do it until the guy who played on that showtime show about the gay guys in pittsburgh became the host
boz says:
queer as folk, was that the name of it?
Belle says:
no hablo
Belle says:
let me ask george
boz says:
george is too busy making levar grunt
Belle says:
not in MY house!!!
boz says:
stuffy in here
Belle says:
boil some water
boz says:
why?
Belle says:
add moisture?
boz says:
stuffy means there is too much moisture
Belle says:
not on my planet
boz says:
I should probably freeze some water
Belle says:
yeah, do that
Belle says:
make ice
Belle says:
that will help
boz says:
and make cocktais
boz says:
l
Belle says:
you know what i loved, those fake ice cubes, they are like plastic in different shapes and you freeze them
Belle says:
you should make those
Belle says:
we used to have those when i was little, not really sure why though
boz says:
you mean the stuff that looks blue and you put it in your cooler when you go on a picnic
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
like little balls
Belle says:
little plastic balls
Belle says:
hahahah
Belle says:
seriously though
Belle says:
do you know what i'm talking about?
Belle says:
my three year old nephew yelled at me on the phone the other day because i didn't understand what he was asking me
Belle says:
i couldn't stop laughing
Belle says:
who is fcabanski?
boz says:
some guy, I thought it was malone but it isn't. let me find his site for you, he's a real nerd.
boz says:
http://www.colabear.com/
boz says:
he's also pooty
boz says:
and tuna
Belle says:
weird
Belle says:
what is his deal
boz says:
and elbert
boz says:
I don't know
boz says:
he said he was looking for you
boz says:
you must not have scrolled back far enough on the zonkboard
Belle says:
that's fine, just tell me you know what fake ice cubes are
boz says:
I'm with your nephew on this one
boz says:
you had them as a kid? sounds like some kind of false repressed memory syndrome
Belle says:
no, really
Belle says:
i'm looking for a picture
Belle says:
you will hit yourself when you see
boz says:
you probably won't find one, because they DON'T exist
boz says:
I'm sure if your google is as good as your explanation to me ...
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
hold on, i'm sure they're here somewhere
Belle says:
google can read minds now anyway
boz says:
why haven't you done Jonnie's mp3 test
boz says:
are you afraid that you'll get nothing but Journey?
boz says:
and Huey Lewis
boz says:
and the Macarena
Belle says:
exactly
Belle says:
why can't i find these ice cubes!!!
boz says:
talk to your therapist, maybe he can plant a different false memory
Belle says:
all i found was this lav nav
Belle says:
http://www.drinkstuff.com/products/product.asp?ID=930&title=The+Lav+Nav
Belle says:
pee hole wee wee light it says hahaha
boz says:
I think I found the perfect xmas gift for mother boz
Belle says:
the lav nav?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
maybe they weren't ice cubes but we just used them that way
Belle says:
i can't find them anywhere
boz says:
they might have been marbles
boz says:
or some kind of sex toy
boz says:
and they just told you it was some kind of fake ice
boz says:
that damn star jones!
boz says:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1214041starjones1.html?link=rssfeed
Belle says:
i heard she demanded her whole wedding for free, she's a scrounge
boz says:
someone wanted to marry her?
boz says:
was it lavar burton?
boz says:
http://www.wtks.com/timages/page/jim_ladder2.gif
boz says:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5541506879#ebayphotohosting
boz says:
promise me that I'll be buried in this
boz says:
http://www.kissonline.com/kasket/body.html
Belle says:
47000 is too much, no way
Belle says:
http://www.bigfoto.com/miscellaneous/photos-14/plastic-ice_cube.jpg
Belle says:
this is the best i can get
boz says:
that's it?
Belle says:
i can't find anything!!
boz says:
ok, so it isn't ice, but you freeze it and use it as ice
Belle says:
i thought you were talking to me when you said you wouldn't forget the mil
Belle says:
k
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
exactly!!!
Belle says:
it's plastic
boz says:
and it's reusable
Belle says:
but has liquid in it
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
if you wash it i guess
boz says:
why didn't you say that
Belle says:
did you have them too?
boz says:
http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/rratreusicec.html
boz says:
try that
Belle says:
noooooooooooooo
Belle says:
they were not phallic
boz says:
this?
boz says:
http://www.aaa.com.au/australian-gifts/aus-gifts-lite-cubes.html
Belle says:
no, they did not light up
Belle says:
that's kind of scary
Belle says:
i don't want my drink lighting up
boz says:
how about a penis in your drink?
boz says:
waiter there's a penis in my drink!
boz says:
shhhhhh, everyone will want one
boz says:
I here star jones gets all her reusable ice cubes for free
Belle says:
damn her!!!
Belle says:
who does she think she is anyway, she invited donald trump to her wedding
Belle says:
someone needs to have a talk with her and i think we both know who that is
boz says:
joy behar?
Belle says:
close
boz says:
meredith viera
boz says:
mmmmmmmm, I have vanilla air freshener cannisters
Belle says:
no, i think meredith viera and joy behar are the same person
Belle says:
vanilla is so yesterday
boz says:
I'm an old fashioned kind of guy
Belle says:
you want the birthday cake smell i have
boz says:
you mean like vanilla birthday cake?
Belle says:
no, i mean like birthday cake, not just plain old vanilla
Belle says:
do you want to fight?
Belle says:
go talk to your best friend star
boz says:
they don't have that at the dollar store yet, wait till the FDA bans it then they dollar store will get it
Belle says:
i went to elementary school with someone named star, she got lice a lot
Belle says:
you say everything i have is bad, will break my computer or kill me
boz says:
I knew a guy named Toy when I was stationed in Mississippi
boz says:
and I had a professor named Tannenbaum
Belle says:
http://store1.yimg.com/I/graveyard_1808_5206098
boz says:
oh that!
boz says:
I guess your parents hid the penis shaped ones
Belle says:
or i thought they were something else
boz says:
anal beads

boz says:
did I just say anal beads?
Belle says:
you said it very dramatically too
boz says:
like I knew what I was talking about
Belle says:
so do you always freeze your anal beads for extra oomph?
Belle says:
anyway, back to my point, and i did have one
boz says:
you had anal beads?
Belle says:
freeze some of those plastic ice balls and all will be right with the world
boz says:
I'll delete that part
Belle says:
no more stuffy, no more anything bad
Belle says:
no, you have anal beads
Belle says:
you're the male prostitute
boz says:
that was just a dream
Belle says:
dreams are a gateway into the subconscious, boz
boz says:
and a dream is a wish your heart makes
Belle says:
hahahahaha
boz says:
I think annette funicello said that
Belle says:
jimminy crickett
Belle says:
i always get them confused too, though
boz says:
I told you that Pinochhio killed the crickett early on in the original story, didn't I?
Belle says:
right, and my brothers used to hunt smurfs
boz says:
snipe, not smurfs
Belle says:
i'm shuffling
Belle says:
i won't listen to your negativity regarding pinocchio
Belle says:
do i have to listen to them or can i hit next?
boz says:
what is someone gonna check up on you?
Belle says:
i mean, does it mess up the shuffle?
boz says:
no
Belle says:
hahahahaha
boz says:
the homer and jethro song came up, right?
Belle says:
how many, 10?
boz says:
yes
boz says:
geez!!
boz says:
you should be up to 100 by now
Belle says:
oh i finished, i was just looking at all the songs i didn' t realize i had
boz says:
I've got like 77 hours of songs on my harddrive
boz says:
I'm doing another list
Belle says:
i have 726 songs i think
boz says:
come away melinda by judy collins
boz says:
did you post your list?
Belle says:
i thought so
boz says:
on rwbs?
Belle says:
yeah
boz says:
don't see it
boz says:
black day in july by gordon lightfoot
boz says:
One of these days by the velvet underground
Belle says:

boz says:
now what?
Belle says:
nothing, but i posted mine, i had typed it and not clicked post
boz says:
ha
Belle says:
i'm cool like that
boz says:
it's that brain infarction you have
Belle says:
from eating the plastic ice
boz says:
hey, I have some camper van beethoven on my hd too
boz says:
and pixies
boz says:
Love ...
Belle says:
hahahahaha
boz says:
Love will keep us together ...
Belle says:
i don't know where that came from, really
boz says:
I think about the most embarrasing songs I might have would be some abba
Belle says:
abba is not embarrassing!
boz says:
oh, I have the rain the park and other things by the cowsills
Belle says:
do you have any air?
Belle says:
Air
Belle says:
Air is good
boz says:
never heard of them
Belle says:
seriously?
boz says:
yeah, seriously
Belle says:
wowza
boz says:
I don't watch mtv hits
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
you're so funny i forgot to laugh
Belle says:
why doesn't anyone say that anymore?
boz says:
ouch that stung
Belle says:
have you ever peed your pants from laughing?
boz says:
counting now?
Belle says:
hardy har har, yes
boz says:
no
Belle says:
pull ups count too
boz says:
I have started to gag though
Belle says:
my best friend made me throw up in my hands once
boz says:
some of kind of D/s ?
Belle says:
what?
Belle says:
no habla
boz says:
Domination/ submission
Belle says:
NO!
boz says:
Master slave
Belle says:
laughing
boz says:
Mistress slave
boz says:
well, the way you said it
Belle says:
FINE
boz says:
no please Mistress, not that!
Belle says:
don't make me puke in my hands again!
boz says:
retch, bitch,retch
Belle says:
no, it's not like that
boz says:
that's good
Belle says:
do you have a most played list on your music player?
boz says:
I think so
Belle says:
tell me the top five
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
wow the playcount is nuts
Belle says:
ok go
Belle says:
i SAID GO
boz says:
I am
Belle says:
don't make me make you throw up in your hands
boz says:
go go girl by gordon lightfoot
boz says:
randy scouse git by the monkees
boz says:
bright future in sales by fountains of wayne
Belle says:
are you cheating or what
boz says:
no
Belle says:
is that 5?
boz says:
no
Belle says:
well that's enough
Belle says:
i'm already bored
boz says:
good
Belle says:
cheetah!
boz says:
I am not
boz says:
you need to burn me about 10 cds
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
do I look like I'm joking?
Belle says:
sorry, i only have the one captain and tenille song
boz says:
bull shit, I bet you have muskrat love on continuous play
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
that sounds like a nervous laugh
boz says:
not a throw up in your hands laugh
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
but really
boz says:
I remember one time when I was stationed in Japan me and my two roommates were the only three guys in the barracks and some little japanese guy came in with one of those spray cans that you hung over your shoulder and started sprayin the barracks and the three of us ran out of the barracks puking
boz says:
he had a mask on too
boz says:
but none of us puked in our hands
Belle says:
i had to puke in my hands, we were in the car
boz says:
and she told you too, right
Belle says:
i hate it when japanese guys come into my house and spray chemicals at me though, i feel your pain
Belle says:
she did tell me to, she didn't want me to puke in her car
boz says:
he kept mumbling something about hiroshimam nagasaki, and some other stuff I couldn't make out
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
it happens
boz says:
oh, here's another good one
boz says:
at the snack bar at the bowling alley the japanese guy behind the snack bar was really short, almost a midget, and one time I went up to get a beer, and I threw the quarter on the bar and it landed right near the outer edge and he couldn't reach it, he kept jumping up and down trying to get it
boz says:
then I went back and told my friends about it, and we all started putting the quarter right on the edge of the bar, just to see him jump up and down
boz says:
after a week or so he got himself a little rake to rake the quarter in
Belle says:
that's mean
boz says:
but funny
Belle says:
you're going to HELL
Belle says:
you probably eat kielbasa too
boz says:
I'm telling you, if you would have seen how funny he looked, you would have done it too
boz says:
he wore glasses too
boz says:
and short sleeved white shirts
boz says:
and tiny little shoes
Belle says:
mean, mean, mean
boz says:
mmmmmmmm vanilla
Belle says:
this totally cancels out the paper stockings you bought
boz says:
man
boz says:
what a gyp
boz says:
were you drunk when you threw up in your hands?
boz says:
why don't you stick your finger down your throat and do it again, for me
Belle says:
no, and no
boz says:
while wearing your monkey mask of doom
Belle says:
nooooooooo
boz says:
did you wear that on the bus the last time you went to nyc?
Belle says:
no, but people probably wouldn't look twice
boz says:
or do you only wear it when you do housework
Belle says:
there are some weird people out there and they all take the bus to NYC
boz says:
sounds like a song
boz says:
from new hampshire to new york city
boz says:
you'd better watch your step
boz says:
cause there's some things out there that aren't so pretty
boz says:
baby!
Belle says:
don't quit your day job
boz says:
don't worry, if I had one I wouldn't
Belle says:
i saw my neighbor the other morning at like 5am and he had no teeth
Belle says:
i got flabbergasted and ran away
boz says:
I wept because I had no lips till I saw my neighbor who had no teeth
Belle says:
he was in his pj's
Belle says:
he said hi to me and went to take his paper from me, but i ran
boz says:
too bad you didn't have a whistle or an air horn
Belle says:
i was in my pj's too
boz says:
do you live in a seniors complex?
Belle says:
you know, i might
Belle says:
they are all like a billion years old
boz says:
did he say, come here little girl and feel the bad touch
Belle says:
i ran before he could!
Belle says:
he beats his wife, she told me
boz says:
at least doesn't bite her
Belle says:
his wife stalks me
Belle says:
she is in a wheel chair
boz says:
a power wheel chair?
Belle says:
she knows what time i leave the house each day and everything and if i am late she will say something
Belle says:
she said sometimes at night she has to go to the bathroom and she tries to wake up her husband to take her and he hits her
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
can you blame him?
Belle says:
no, she is way crazy
Belle says:
i believe she can really walk, i saw her one day
Belle says:
she fakes
Belle says:
i can't judge though, since i have faked blindness and made my friend fake a limp
boz says:
she's like the fat people at walmart who use the motorized carts
Belle says:
she goes to day care
boz says:
you should have made your friend fake a limp and then throw up in her hands
Belle says:
maybe next time
boz says:
is this 'friend" visible to anyone besides you?
Belle says:
did you hear blockbuster is getting rid of late fees?
Belle says:
i think so
boz says:
big deal the closest blockbuster is 40 miles away
Belle says:
i wonder if it's retro active, i owe them like a billion dollars, that's why i stopped going there
boz says:
do you still have the videos?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
2
boz says:
freaky friday and sex in the city season one?
Belle says:
no, but they are really crappy
boz says:
what are they?
Belle says:
at least one is, it's http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114496/
Belle says:
i think bonnie rait wrote it
Belle says:
the other one i kinda liked, but i like ione skye
Belle says:
and fairuza balk was in it too
Belle says:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104321/
Belle says:
i identified with trudi
Belle says:
i wish my name was trudi
boz says:
I've seen gas food and lodging on a premium channel
Belle says:
what did you think?
boz says:
I don't really remember too much about it, but I like ione skye too
boz says:
she is Donovan's daughter
boz says:
my middle name is trudi
Belle says:
you lie
Belle says:
i think these were new releases when i stole them
Belle says:
why isn't ione skye in more movies?
boz says:
I don't know, she was really good in that prison movie she was in
boz says:
she was in But I'm a Cheerleader!
boz says:
uncredited
Belle says:
went to coney island on a mission from god?
boz says:
this is it
boz says:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109903/
boz says:
I think it was a movie made for showtime
boz says:
I have to write a post comparing citizen kane and a christmas story
Belle says:
i wish my name was ione skye
Belle says:
oh!!!
boz says:
the similiarities are amazing
Belle says:
i got my dad the Leg Lamp for christmas
Belle says:
frag-ee-lay
boz says:
it must be from italy
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
my dad is going to love it!
boz says:
sure he is
Belle says:
my stepmother, not so much, but my dad will!
boz says:
if your name were ione skye you last name would be leitch, could you take that?
boz says:
pronounced leech
boz says:
and how do you pronounce ione?
boz says:
oooooh, sixpence none the richer just came on shuffle
Belle says:
eye-own-ee
boz says:
kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Belle says:
no i was wrong
Belle says:
it's eye-on-ee
Belle says:
no i was right
boz says:
that's just wrong
Belle says:
it's eye-oh-nee
boz says:
she should change her name it isabella
boz says:
skye
Belle says:
skye!
Belle says:
maybe she will swap with me
boz says:
that would go good together isabella skye
boz says:
now my name has always sounded weird to me
boz says:
it sounds like some kind of japanese conglomerate
boz says:
kenco
Belle says:
like petco
Belle says:
ken cole shoes and bags though, that's quite a name
Belle says:
i think i have a kenneth cole bag
boz says:
wasn't that the name of the whiskey bill murray was advertising in lost in translation
boz says:
kenco whiskey
boz says:
you should buy me a kenneth cole watch for xmas
boz says:
kiss me deadly by lita ford
boz says:
I wish my name was kenneth cole
boz says:
doh!!!
boz says:
it worked!!!
Belle says:
wowwwwwwwwwwww
Belle says:
i don't think kenneth cole makes watches
boz says:
yeah, they do
boz says:
you should rent this one
boz says:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323248/
Belle says:
user comments: okay I guess
boz says:
greg zola plays snout
Belle says:
DVD Purchase : No way in hell.

Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
I think we have invented a new internet game, you find a movie and then click on one of the cast members and see what movies he or she has been in and then you click on the weirdest title and on and on
boz says:
my new favorite actor
boz says:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004897/
boz says:
he played himself in an episode of family feud the playboy bunnies vs the bachelors
boz says:
Plot Summary: Love, pride and jealousy are aroused when a ranch owners daughter, called Lizzie, has an affair with a cowboy...
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
are you shopping for my watch?
boz says:
Lizzie!
Belle says:
i got distracted by jerry maguire quotes
Belle says:
he was on melrose place
boz says:
so
Belle says:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0186454/
Belle says:
oh no, not deadly motorcycle gangs!!!
boz says:
he was thrust!
Belle says:
Ice-T was in that too
boz says:
so was jennifer o'dell she was in the lost world tv series
boz says:
levar burton was born in germany
boz says:
laugh at me by sonny bono
boz says:
Marge Gunderson: Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.
boz says:
fargo
Belle says:
did you see vanilla sky?
boz says:
tom cruise?
boz says:
nope didn't see it
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
really?
boz says:
yeah really,
Belle says:
well then, fine!
boz says:
me and tom have an agreement, I don't watch his movies and he doesn't leave anonymous comments on my blog
boz says:
Marge Gunderson: You have no call to get snippy with me; I'm just trying to do my job here.
Belle says:
i like Fargo
Belle says:
you should watch vanilla sky
boz says:
you like it because of william h.
boz says:
didn't you say that vanilla was soooo yesterday?
Belle says:
but vanilla sky
Belle says:
you should watch it because a lot of people hate it
boz says:
oh, that makes sense
Belle says:
and they hate it because they don't get it
boz says:
what don't they get?
Belle says:
you have to see it to understand
boz says:
I'll pass
Belle says:
it's all a dream
Belle says:
people don't get that
boz says:
damn people!
boz says:
Mother boz is watching King of the Hill and she has the sound up all the way
boz says:
plus she has closed caption on!
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
that's cute
Belle says:
peggy hill has to go to mexico to get her shoes
boz says:
I think they show about 10 hours straight of king of the hill on fx
Belle says:
they do
boz says:
she watches that, then turns on the sci-fi channel
boz says:
then she turns on turner classic and watches that till morning then bitches because the movies all suck and they don't have closed caption
Belle says:
poor mother boz
boz says:
poor me!
Belle says:
oh yeah, sure
Belle says:
poor you
Belle says:
i am going to the salon on thursday, is mother boz going, too?
boz says:
hey, it's very disconcerting to wake up at six in the morning to go to the bathroom and hear jimmy cagney screaming in the next room
boz says:
yes she is, on thursday at 2
boz says:
3
Belle says:
maybe i'll see her there!
boz says:
she'd call you uppity if you called it a salon
Belle says:
maybe we can get matching dye jobs
Belle says:
well it is a salon
boz says:
humph salon!
Belle says:
salon sabeha!
boz says:
alley cuts
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
and karen does her hair
boz says:
no Mr. Bobby
Belle says:
danielle will be doing mine, maybe we can sit next to each other
boz says:
like at a salon
Belle says:
i have no mr. bobby
boz says:
danielle, what kind of big city name is that?
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
actually she spells it Danylle
boz says:
i bet her real name is dorthy
boz says:
fernando by abba
Belle says:
and she talks to the man in the moon
Belle says:
or a tree
boz says:
I had a cousin who used to go out in the woods and talk to the trees
Belle says:
until rabid deer killed her?
boz says:
his name was nunzio
Belle says:
uh huh
boz says:
he was half italian and half hillbilly
Belle says:
aren't we all
boz says:
I wish
Belle says:
frageeeeelay
Belle says:
ok i gotta go to bed maintenant!
boz says:
sure, fine, whatever
boz says:
we have to start leaving anonymous comments on Dinner With Boz
Belle says:
to make ourselves look cool?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
it might work for me, but i dont' know
Belle says:
you talk an awful lot about anal beads, not sure anonymous comments can help
boz says:
hey, I'm the jesus of cool, pronounced hay-sus
Belle says:
like my gardener?
boz says:
no, I have teeth
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
at least at the moment
boz says:
well, until I take them out for the night
Belle says:
i hear King of the Hill makes people's teeth fall out
boz says:
I don't watch it
Belle says:
you don't have to
Belle says:
you just have to hear it
Belle says:
i saw it on CSI
Belle says:
the sound waves go to your teeth
boz says:
noooooooooooooooo, I feel a molar starting to loosen
Belle says:
CSI New Mexico with Salma Hayek
boz says:
i thought I was that on CSI Portsmouth
Belle says:
well whatever, it's all relative on CSI
boz says:
starring christina applegate
Belle says:
no, reese witherspoon
Belle says:
your granddaughter, gus
boz says:
no, david faustino
Belle says:
oh, you're right, david faustino
Belle says:
ok goodnight
boz says:
night

My dinner with Belle's two Japanese uncles

boz says:
You made me so frustrated last night with all that msn messenger 7.0 stuff that I put my undershirt on backwards.
Belle says:
hahahaha, at least it wasn't mother boz's underpants you were putting on backwards
boz says:
I wasn't going to mention that
Belle says:
did you get some chain email from marci about NPR
boz says:
no, I didn't, national public radio?
Belle says:
unless there is another NPR i dont' know about
boz says:
non-puerto rican
Belle says:
i sensed something was wrong when the first sentence read liket his:
boz says:
you sensed???
Belle says:
Public Radio and Public TV are both very important to me in bringing daily

news and programming worth hearing and watching.

Belle says:
you know, like my spidey sense tingled?
boz says:
nerd
boz says:
which poinsettia is prettier this one
boz says:
http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?id=711511
boz says:
or this one
boz says:
http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?id=711562
boz says:
fine!!!
Belle says:
boz
Belle says:
they're both ugly
Belle says:
no offense
boz says:
hey, they are not
boz says:
they're festive
Belle says:
where do you find pink and yellow poinsettias
Belle says:
they're poison anyway, i can't have one
boz says:
you mean you wouldn't be able to stop yourself from chewing on the leaves?
boz says:
and they are red and yellow
boz says:
not pink
boz says:
pink would be wrong, just wrong
Belle says:
right, i have zero self control
Belle says:
and they are totally pink and lime green actually
boz says:
fine, be the jim carrey that stole xmas
Belle says:
lemony snickett?
boz says:
what is up with that anyway?
Belle says:
i like how you spelled unhappy camper hahaha
Belle says:
unahppy
boz says:
I know, I saw that
boz says:
I could have changed it, but thought ehhhh, let the peons think I'm human
Belle says:
lemony snickett is the new harry potter
boz says:
jim carrey is the new eddie murphy
boz says:
career down the plug hole
Belle says:
why are you bringing lavar burton into this
boz says:
point of order, is it levar or lavar?
Belle says:
who knows really
boz says:
point of order ... I'm taking minutes, so I need to know
Belle says:
i hate minutes
boz says:
why?
Belle says:
i hate chain emails
boz says:
I blame marci for that
Belle says:
i blame marci for lemony snicketts
boz says:
just don't forward the chain to me
Belle says:
i totally already did
boz says:
no you didn't, you aren't devious enough to think of that on your own
boz says:
bitch!
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
i actually sent it to both your accounts too
Belle says:
i am sooo devious
boz says:
it's lost it's shock value, so you might as well stop
Belle says:
you stop
boz says:
I did
boz says:
we should be sending it to marci
Belle says:
yes!!!!!
Belle says:
let's spam the hell out of her
boz says:
ok
boz says:
go!!!
boz says:
that's 3 so far
boz says:
6
boz says:
is ten enough?
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
how many did you send?
Belle says:
i lost count
boz says:
I bet you didn't send any
Belle says:
i wrote something in each one though
Belle says:
no, i did, and i changed the subject to fool her
boz says:
you'll teach her to send you a chain letter
Belle says:
ok i'm done
boz says:
me too
Belle says:
i wrote some funny stuff, i hope she reads them
boz says:
I didn't I just spammed her
boz says:
you know funny stuff?
Belle says:
not really, i used that quotes from that post you did about your true love debbie
boz says:
what quotes?
Belle says:
i don't know
boz says:
you know marci's friend melrockcity?
boz says:
she im'd me a couple weeks ago and she wanted to chat
Belle says:
no way
Belle says:
she was drunk?
boz says:
she did, I think she was drunk, and she was pissed that no one was in the hot tub
Belle says:
wow, was she talking about that guy too
boz says:
like we live in there or something
boz says:
I don't remember what she was talking about
Belle says:
must have been memorable
boz says:
I think we talked about her father, it was very oedipal in a sad sick sort of way
Belle says:
nice
Belle says:
people always get uncomfortable when i tell them i was taken off the bottle too soon and that i have an oral fixation
boz says:
is it getting hot in here?
boz says:
hahaha
Belle says:
is that not an appropriate thing to say?
Belle says:
is that how you spell appropriate?
boz says:
speaking about oedipus complexes, how is you dad doing, any word on the by pass?
Belle says:
they are giving it 3 weeks and then deciding
boz says:
how old a gentleman is he?
Belle says:
put him on some meds to see if that will unclog his artery, but to me it seems unlikely
Belle says:
umm
Belle says:
60?
Belle says:
maybe?
boz says:
you asking me?
Belle says:
i think he's around there
Belle says:
not older
boz says:
do you wish he was older?
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
i wish he hadn't taken me off the bottle so soon
boz says:
he took you off the bottle?
Belle says:
well, he broke it
boz says:
I bet he wanted to share it with you, now that is sick
Belle says:
don't talk smack about my daddy!
boz says:
he doesn't make you go out and buy diapers for him, does he?
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
but he does like baby food, and so do i
boz says:
and if he does, do you have any pictures?
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
you WOULD want pictures, you were the one that "stumbled across" those pictures of the man dressing in his mothers clothes
boz says:
are these guys friends of your father?
boz sends:



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Belle says:
omg boz
boz says:
they're your uncles Kei and Wei aren
boz says:
aren't they
Belle says:
one of them looks like this guy i know in NY
boz says:
mr blue or mr red?
boz says:
I'll be posting that pic on rw...bs
Belle says:
i'll be refraining from commenting
Belle says:
i'm taking the boz quiz thing about the toothbrush es and whatnot though
boz says:
even after I refer to them as your pretend uncles
Belle says:
you wouldn't
boz says:
Belle's father likes her to refer to his two friends as her uncles
boz says:
I should take that quiz and see how I score
Belle says:
those are not my uncles
Belle says:
pretend or otherwise
boz says:
oh, so your dad just wants you to call them your uncles then

Belle says:
i got three that matched
boz says:
just three?
Belle says:
well
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
and why isn't purple a choice for the toothbrushes
boz says:
you aren't even a wannabe
Belle says:
i know
Belle says:
i'm a "what's a boz"
boz says:
blue is close to purple
Belle says:
still then only 3
boz says:
and I bet there has been many a time when you have thought to yourself "what's a boz?"
Belle says:
ohhhh man
Belle says:
i would have contributed to the story
boz says:
you still can, it isn't over
boz says:
I'll make the pic a caption this pic post
Belle says:
great, my uncles won't be involved
boz says:
belle's two uncles arrive early to take her to the prom
Belle says:
noooooooooo
boz says:
two cousins?
Belle says:
the comments never work for me
boz says:
just write something and email it to me and I will post it
boz says:
make sure you mention your two uncles though
boz says:
they can be two of the three wise men
Belle says:
i'm reading what people have written
Belle says:
no uncles!!!
boz says:
amyjo has written most of it, I just advance the storyline
boz says:
which is actually the hardest part
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
i just got to the part about you reaching out to jonnie
boz says:
I posted the pic
Belle says:
dont' you want to know which 3 i matched you on
Belle says:
and boz!!!
boz says:
let me see if I can guess which ones
Belle says:
those are not my uncles!
boz says:
what???
boz says:
I know, I said they weren't
boz says:
ok, you matched number 8
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
number 10
Belle says:
no
boz says:
number 9
Belle says:
no
boz says:
I'm good at this
boz says:
number two
Belle says:
no
boz says:
number 5
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
number 6
Belle says:
no
boz says:
number 7
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
hahaahahaha
boz says:
I know, number 2
Belle says:
no
boz says:
3
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
geesh
boz says:
see, I told you I could get them
boz says:
is howie long gay?
Belle says:
the correct question would be
Belle says:
is howie long married to terri thatcher
boz says:
thatcher?
Belle says:
whatever
boz says:
it's hatcher
Belle says:
lois
boz says:
and today is her birthday
Belle says:
i only know her as lois
boz says:
and that is why I asked, because dean cain is gay and an ex football player, so I just assumed that howie long must be gay too
Belle says:
a boy once told me that howie long is married
Belle says:
so i think not
boz says:
my theory is that all ex football players that work with teri hatcher are gay
Belle says:
does she make them gay?
Belle says:
teri hatcher could probably make me gay
boz says:
I don't know, it may just be in her contract
Belle says:
i didn't know dean cain was an ex football player
boz says:
I only work with gay ex football players
Belle says:
isn't he dead now
Belle says:
do you turn them straight?
boz says:
yeah, he played college football at yale or harvard or wossamotta u
Belle says:
obviously you followed his career closely
boz says:
somebody has to
Belle says:
i can picture you at all his games, with the big finger waving
Belle says:
wearing his school jacket
Belle says:
and nothing else
Belle says:
hahahahahahahaha
boz says:
Yeah, I was warming the big finger up for after the game
Belle says:
until they asked you to leave
Belle says:
well that explains how you know he's gay
boz says:
the gerbil told me
Belle says:
you are mildly obsessed with this gerbil in the ass thing
Belle says:
it's like you were taken off the gerbil too quickly
boz says:
your point?
Belle says:
i dont' think you should run around saying it to just everyone, they might think you're weird
boz says:
at least I haven't gone thru life calling two japanese men my uncles
Belle says:
not that there's anything wrong with that
boz says:
do they bring you gifts?
Belle says:
goats
boz says:
pachenko machines?
boz says:
anime
Belle says:
anime porn
boz says:
sailor moon costumes that they beg you to model for them?
boz says:
don't forget the knee socks!
Belle says:
how do you even know who sailor moon is
Belle says:
if you are not a japanese uncle yourself!!!
boz says:
dean told me
Belle says:
when he asked you to wear the outfit?
boz says:
no, when he asked me to take it off
Belle says:
was teri hatcher in the room?
boz says:
her and howie both
boz says:
let's see, how does this sound. My dinner with belle's two japanese uncles.
Belle says:
sometimes i confuse teri hatcher and teri polo
boz says:
polo is rosa's last name
Belle says:
is teri her first name?
Belle says:
i thought it was posa?
boz says:
ahhh, you fell for the ruse too
Belle says:
well truthfully, i never gave it much thought
Belle says:
but if you put a gun to my head
Belle says:
and said tell me rosa's last name
boz says:
can I????
Belle says:
i would say posa
boz says:
please!!!!!
Belle says:
sure, but only if you video it
boz says:
and send a copy to jonnie
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
that was the funniest thing ever
Belle says:
poor jonnie
boz says:
i was going to say something rude about just how poor jonnie is, but I thought better of it
boz says:
do you think anyone reads these when I post them?
Belle says:
i just had this horrible sighting, i scrolled quickly up the zonkboard and saw something about rosa's dirty underpants
Belle says:
i will not do that again!
boz says:
it's funny, I can tell you about it if you want
Belle says:
no, it scares me
Belle says:
i prefer to remain in the dark about rosa, you ruined it for me with the polo thing
Belle says:
i am really hungry though
Belle says:
like the wolf
Belle says:
and that has nothing to do with her underpants
Belle says:
and i hope no one does read these
Belle says:
i am a role model
boz sends:


Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i will not accept
boz says:
you'd better, for your own good

Transfer of "51ab.JPG" is complete.

Belle says:
boz!!!
boz says:
what, it's not like I posted it or anything
boz says:
yet
Belle says:
even if say, i was going to the hypothetical prom with my pretend japanese uncles, they wouldn't be wearing wrestling outfits
boz says:
I don't think those are wrestling outfits
Belle says:
rollerskates, maybe, but no wrestling outfits
Belle says:
well you would know what kind they are, as a card carrying NAMBLA member
boz says:
precisely, they are man/boy love outfits
Belle says:
where is yours
boz says:
one is at the cleaners and I'm wearing the other one
Belle says:
are you wearing a helmet
boz says:
I'm wearing the flowered one
boz says:
it isn't a l
boz says:
it isn't a helmet, it's a penis hat
Belle says:
ohhhh
Belle says:
how would i know, they're not my uncles
boz says:
sure
boz says:
so you're just a beard niece for them
Belle says:
NO
Belle says:
i do not know those japanese guys
boz says:
of course they aren't, they just wandered into your house by accident
Belle says:
that's not my house
boz says:
with their penis hats
Belle says:
and their magnets
boz says:
what color is your dads penis hat?
Belle says:
nooooooooo
boz says:
my jaws are hurting from all the frivlolity
Belle says:
you have multiple jaws?
boz says:
yeah, one on each side
Belle says:
i think that is still just one jaw
boz says:
ok, then, a lower jaw and an upper jaw
Belle says:
well that isn't each side
Belle says:
that's up and down
boz says:
if you are laying down it is
Belle says:
no it's not
Belle says:
unless you are laying down upside down
boz says:
you mean like I'm doing now?
Belle says:
like a bat
boz says:
out of hell>
boz says:
ladies and gentleman let's hear it for Meatloaf!!!
Belle says:
teri hatcher should work with meatloaf
Belle says:
he has to be an ex football player
boz says:
I bet he played in his backyard when he was a kid
Belle says:
meatloaf reminds me a lot of eric stolz
boz says:
he reminds me more of kevin bacon, cause they both sing
Belle says:
no, eric stolz in his finest role
boz says:
wasn't eric stolz in Fight Club?
Belle says:
like that was based loosely on meatloaf's life
boz says:
that would be one degree of eric stolz if he was
Belle says:
no way would eric stolz appear in a brad pitt film
boz says:
oh yeah, I forgot about the whole jennifer anniston thing
boz says:
wait? brad pitt was in fight club?
boz says:
I thought it was edward norton and eric stolz
Belle says:
hahahhaa
Belle says:
that i would definitely pay to see
boz says:
and meatloaf aday
Belle says:
meatloaf aday-hatcher
boz says:
I think you mean helena bonham carter
Belle says:
same thing, different color
boz says:
or ... same color, different thing
boz says:
so did you enjoy my dream about me being a prostitute the last time we talked?
Belle says:
oh tell me
boz says:
I told you, last time, don't you remember?
Belle says:
you only catered to men, didn't you
Belle says:
no i don't
boz says:
then how did you know I only catered to men?
Belle says:
what other kind of dream would someone like you have?
boz says:
point well taken
boz says:
actually I looked a lot like mac caulkin did in that one movie
Belle says:
the good son?
Belle says:
home alone 25?
boz says:
no, the one where he played the king of the club kids
boz says:
or queen of the club kids
Belle says:
oh the gay skateboarding movie
Belle says:
ok go on
boz says:
no
boz says:
the one where he killed fez
boz says:
you really want to hear this? it isn't a pretty story
boz says:
except for me, I was very pretty
Belle says:
i'm sure you were
Belle says:
go on, you're paying by the hour here
boz says:
ok, it started out with a friend and I wandering into a brothel
boz says:
and I thought gee, I wish I had some money so I could have one of these beautiful women
boz says:
this happened as we were walking down the hall and looking into all the different rooms
boz says:
then some guy came up to me and said "how would you like it if I fixed it so you could have all the sex you wanted and it wouldn't cost you a thing"
boz says:
and I said "WOULD I"
boz says:
and he asked me if I would like to work there.
boz says:
well, yeah, but I wouldn't think there would be much call for a male prostitute
boz says:
and he said ohhhhh, you'd be a special kind of male prostitute
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I said what the hell.
boz says:
then he said, ok, but we are going to have to give you a make over first
boz says:
and then two guys who looked like the makeover guys from the rikki lake show came in
boz says:
and they worked there magic on me
boz says:
when they finished, I looked in the mirror for the first time and ...
boz says:
I had spikey blonde hair
boz says:
multiple facial piercings
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
make-up, but I think they over did the make-up a little bit
boz says:
I would never make my cheeks that red
boz says:
and I don't think I'd need false eyelashes either
boz says:
anyway ...
boz says:
I was wearing a pleather halter top
boz says:
a red satin mini skirt
boz says:
fishnet stockings
boz says:
and wedgies
boz says:
so when my make-over was complete the guy came back in and told me he had a special customer for my first time
boz says:
it was your dad and your two japanese uncles
boz says:
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Belle says:
you're a real riot and a half
boz says:
nah, I made that part up
boz says:
my first customer was a boy who had justed turned 18 and I was to be his first time
boz says:
you have to remember that in this dream I was only about 21 or 22
boz says:
and I told the guy, no problem, send him in and I'll take care of him big time
Belle says:
big time, eh?
boz says:
and I did, without even touching him, just by talking to him
boz says:
and then I woke up
boz says:
weird huh,
boz says:
please say it;s weird
boz says:
or is that a normal dream for you?
Belle says:
uhh
Belle says:
i think it's normal to you
Belle says:
but weird to me
boz says:
except for the wediges
Belle says:
in my hooker dream i catered to men
Belle says:
i think this means something
boz says:
japanese men?
boz says:
in penis hats
Belle says:
no, anthony edwards look alike pharmacists
Belle says:
but back to you and your emotional problems
boz says:
rite aid or medicine shoppe?
Belle says:
i am concerned
boz says:
why?
Belle says:
i think this has something to do with your gerbil being taken away too early
boz says:
I was weened off gerbil milk at too young an age?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
i am going to get a peppermint mocha
boz says:
that happened a lot during the 50's
boz says:
fine!
boz says:
do that
Belle says:
you don't pay me enough for this gerbil/male prostitution business
boz says:
is that code for "my japanese uncles just arrived"
Belle says:
no, they've been here all along
Belle says:
i mean NO
Belle says:
i have to go
Belle says:
ciao
boz says:
fine, yeah, go,
boz says:
ciao

My dinner with Lavar Burton

Date Time From To Message
12/7/2004 7:09:15 PM Belle boz i don't understand the email
12/7/2004 7:09:22 PM boz Belle me either
12/7/2004 7:09:23 PM Belle boz and here, download this
12/7/2004 7:09:31 PM Belle boz http://messenger.msn.com/Beta/Default.aspx
12/7/2004 7:09:36 PM Belle boz so i can see how the nudges work
12/7/2004 7:10:20 PM boz Belle oh, sure have me download it and if my computer assplodes you're still good
12/7/2004 7:10:44 PM Belle boz i just downloaded it!
12/7/2004 7:10:54 PM Belle boz it won't let me do it if you don't have it though
12/7/2004 7:11:10 PM boz Belle oh ok. let me log off and download it and I'll come back on.
12/7/2004 7:11:17 PM Belle boz yeah right
12/7/2004 7:11:26 PM Belle boz i know where you live!!!
12/7/2004 7:11:27 PM boz Belle no seriously
12/7/2004 7:11:35 PM Belle boz fine
12/7/2004 7:12:13 PM boz Belle ummm could you re-send the url
12/7/2004 7:12:27 PM Belle boz you just did it didn't you
12/7/2004 7:12:32 PM boz Belle no
12/7/2004 7:12:33 PM Belle boz no
12/7/2004 7:12:38 PM Belle boz http://messenger.msn.com/Beta/Default.aspx
12/7/2004 7:15:21 PM boz Belle it didn't install it
12/7/2004 7:15:27 PM Belle boz what!
12/7/2004 7:15:32 PM Belle boz why
12/7/2004 7:15:35 PM Belle boz what's wrong with you
12/7/2004 7:15:49 PM boz Belle I think I need to shut down messenger first
12/7/2004 7:15:55 PM Belle boz i thought you did
12/7/2004 7:16:07 PM Belle boz it takes like 2 seconds
12/7/2004 7:16:12 PM boz Belle no, send it agian
12/7/2004 7:16:17 PM Belle boz http://messenger.msn.com/Beta/Default.aspx
12/7/2004 7:22:09 PM Belle boz ^o)
12/7/2004 7:22:19 PM boz Belle I think I already have 6.2
12/7/2004 7:22:30 PM Belle boz the BETA
12/7/2004 7:22:32 PM Belle boz is what you want
12/7/2004 7:22:39 PM boz Belle well you didn't say that
12/7/2004 7:22:41 PM Belle boz you do not have the beta
12/7/2004 7:22:51 PM boz Belle let me try the beta then
12/7/2004 7:22:51 PM Belle boz i thought it was obvious!
12/7/2004 7:25:01 PM boz Belle it won't let me do it
12/7/2004 7:25:07 PM Belle boz why?
12/7/2004 7:25:09 PM boz Belle and I blame you
12/7/2004 7:25:14 PM Belle boz that makes nooo sense
12/7/2004 7:25:28 PM boz Belle it just says an errour occured why trying to install it
12/7/2004 7:25:39 PM Belle boz i never heard of such a thing
12/7/2004 7:25:49 PM boz Belle I think I might have to download Active X first
12/7/2004 7:26:06 PM Belle boz i just downloaded it and it took 2 seconds!
12/7/2004 7:26:36 PM boz Belle what can I say, let me download active x first and then try it
12/7/2004 7:26:47 PM Belle boz i didn't dowload any active x
12/7/2004 7:26:52 PM Belle boz what active x?
12/7/2004 7:26:58 PM Belle boz just download whatever pops up
12/7/2004 7:27:05 PM boz Belle you probably already had active x
12/7/2004 7:27:19 PM Belle boz hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
12/7/2004 7:27:25 PM Belle boz active x sounds like a disease
12/7/2004 7:27:33 PM Belle boz fine
12/7/2004 7:28:10 PM boz Belle what fine, you im me with another of your hairbrained schemes ...
12/7/2004 7:28:32 PM Belle boz try it again, it's not hairbrained!
12/7/2004 7:28:39 PM Belle boz i want to see what the nudge is about
12/7/2004 7:30:05 PM boz Belle I can't
12/7/2004 7:30:18 PM Belle boz stop being so difficult
12/7/2004 7:30:26 PM boz Belle I've tried it a half dozen times
12/7/2004 7:30:34 PM Belle boz if you could download regular messenger you could download the beta version!
12/7/2004 7:30:44 PM Belle boz you have to shut it dowwwwwwwwn
12/7/2004 7:30:49 PM boz Belle well obviously I can't
12/7/2004 7:30:56 PM Belle boz shut it all down
12/7/2004 7:31:05 PM Belle boz i can't stop laughing and i'm not sure why
12/7/2004 7:31:14 PM boz Belle hold on let me try it one more time
12/7/2004 7:34:31 PM boz Belle fuck it, it won't install
12/7/2004 7:34:37 PM boz Belle (nudge)
12/7/2004 7:34:44 PM Belle boz noooooooooo
12/7/2004 7:34:49 PM boz Belle what?
12/7/2004 7:34:52 PM boz Belle (nudge)
12/7/2004 7:35:02 PM Belle boz stop messing with my mind
12/7/2004 7:35:12 PM Belle boz the winks are really cute though, too bad you can't see them
12/7/2004 7:35:18 PM Belle boz i wish i could see the nudges!!!
12/7/2004 7:35:44 PM Belle boz i wonder what your problem is
12/7/2004 7:35:49 PM boz Belle well, maybe one day it will let me install it, it let's me download it but not install it
12/7/2004 7:36:02 PM Belle boz but it does it automatically
12/7/2004 7:36:07 PM Belle boz i didn't have to install anything
12/7/2004 7:36:23 PM Belle boz you are trying too hard
12/7/2004 7:36:24 PM Belle boz hahahaha
12/7/2004 7:36:31 PM boz Belle I know, and when it gets to the end of the installation it says an error has occured so fuck off
12/7/2004 7:37:01 PM Belle boz what is the error
12/7/2004 7:37:03 PM boz Belle that's the exact words it used too, and I am not happy with their language
12/7/2004 7:37:03 PM Belle boz tha'ts rude
12/7/2004 7:37:32 PM boz Belle maybe I'm not pretty enough for beta
12/7/2004 7:38:27 PM Belle boz well that stinks
12/7/2004 7:39:26 PM lavar burton boz i can help
12/7/2004 7:39:26 PM boz lavar burton lavar burton?
12/7/2004 7:39:32 PM lavar burton boz yes
12/7/2004 7:39:44 PM boz lavar burton wow, you can talk too
12/7/2004 7:39:58 PM lavar burton boz no
12/7/2004 7:40:00 PM lavar burton boz but i can type
12/7/2004 7:40:07 PM lavar burton boz marlee matlin taught me
12/7/2004 7:40:50 PM boz lavar burton nice of her
12/7/2004 7:43:04 PM boz lavar burton screw it lavar, no way will it let me install it
12/7/2004 7:43:13 PM lavar burton boz that doesn't make sense though
12/7/2004 7:43:25 PM lavar burton boz i am having someone else try it
12/7/2004 7:43:31 PM boz lavar burton then you should understand it
12/7/2004 7:43:31 PM lavar burton boz but she is kind of slow to begin with so who knows
12/7/2004 7:43:55 PM lavar burton boz maybe you're doing something wrong
12/7/2004 7:44:02 PM lavar burton boz don't bend over in the shower
12/7/2004 7:44:19 PM boz lavar burton I'm not doing anything wrong
12/7/2004 7:44:51 PM lavar burton boz uh huh
12/7/2004 7:45:08 PM lavar burton boz did you have this difficulty with regular messenger
12/7/2004 7:45:47 PM boz lavar burton no
12/7/2004 7:46:42 PM lavar burton boz hahaha, the winks are cute!
12/7/2004 7:47:01 PM boz lavar burton do they have a bite me prompt?
12/7/2004 7:47:21 PM lavar burton boz maybe you have to go to the page on your own
12/7/2004 7:47:28 PM lavar burton boz not have it from a link
12/7/2004 7:47:40 PM boz lavar burton I tried that
12/7/2004 7:47:45 PM lavar burton boz oh
12/7/2004 7:47:52 PM lavar burton boz call a guard for help
12/7/2004 7:47:54 PM boz lavar burton I even tried it on mozilla firefox
12/7/2004 7:48:29 PM boz lavar burton let me re-boot my computer and try it
12/7/2004 7:48:35 PM lavar burton boz wooo!
12/7/2004 7:48:49 PM boz lavar burton I'll be back in a few minutes
12/7/2004 7:48:55 PM lavar burton boz that's what they all say
12/7/2004 7:58:03 PM boz lavar burton no dice
12/7/2004 7:59:14 PM lavar burton boz well you stink
12/7/2004 7:59:18 PM lavar burton boz my friend got it fine
12/7/2004 7:59:27 PM lavar burton boz and she's even slow like i said
12/7/2004 7:59:41 PM boz lavar burton maybe I'm just too smart for beta
12/7/2004 7:59:49 PM boz lavar burton I think I know what it is though
12/7/2004 8:00:23 PM boz lavar burton beta means that they are still testing it, they haven't worked out all the bugs yet, and it just won't work on my computer
12/7/2004 8:00:50 PM boz lavar burton so if your computer assplodes, don't come crying to me
12/7/2004 8:01:00 PM lavar burton boz oh please
12/7/2004 8:01:19 PM lavar burton boz i had the beta yahoo forever before they made it live and nothing happened
12/7/2004 8:01:27 PM lavar burton boz i'm just cutting edge and you're not
12/7/2004 8:01:57 PM boz lavar burton fine!!!
12/7/2004 8:02:47 PM lavar burton boz don't cry
12/7/2004 8:03:25 PM boz lavar burton why shouldn't I?
12/7/2004 8:03:36 PM lavar burton boz well you should
12/7/2004 8:03:39 PM lavar burton boz i would if i was you
12/7/2004 8:03:43 PM lavar burton boz but i was trying to be nice
12/7/2004 8:03:50 PM lavar burton boz these winks and nudges are just great!!!
12/7/2004 8:03:54 PM boz lavar burton thanks, I appreciate it
12/7/2004 8:04:19 PM boz lavar burton you'll get sick of them when your computer starts acting all funny in a few days
12/7/2004 8:04:28 PM lavar burton boz it won't
12/7/2004 8:04:31 PM lavar burton boz you're just jealous
12/7/2004 8:04:41 PM boz lavar burton not me, no sireee
12/7/2004 8:07:26 PM boz lavar burton
12/7/2004 8:08:04 PM lavar burton boz well
12/7/2004 8:09:51 PM boz lavar burton well what?
12/7/2004 8:10:36 PM lavar burton boz i don't know
12/7/2004 8:10:39 PM lavar burton boz what does that mean
12/7/2004 8:10:54 PM boz lavar burton I dunno, I just sent it to you to scare you
12/7/2004 8:12:04 PM lavar burton boz well it worked
12/7/2004 8:12:12 PM lavar burton boz how do i uninstall??
12/7/2004 8:12:13 PM boz lavar burton good
12/7/2004 8:13:37 PM boz lavar burton nah, MSN wouldn't offer it for download on it's site if it wasn't safe, I just can't install it because it is still in testing phase, it is hit or miss on who can install it, I'm checking forums out now and half the people can't install it
12/7/2004 8:14:13 PM lavar burton boz Hmm
12/7/2004 8:14:49 PM lavar burton boz why don't the games work anymore
12/7/2004 8:15:11 PM boz lavar burton maybe you should go back to 6.2 then
12/7/2004 8:15:18 PM lavar burton boz i don't knwo how!
12/7/2004 8:15:27 PM lavar burton boz ?
12/7/2004 8:16:36 PM boz lavar burton go to your control panel and look for msn 7.0 and 6.2, if you have both remove 7.0
12/7/2004 8:17:02 PM boz lavar burton control panel then to add/remove
12/7/2004 8:17:19 PM lavar burton boz i only have 7.0
12/7/2004 8:17:42 PM boz lavar burton you would probably have to uninstall and then re-install 6.2
12/7/2004 8:18:32 PM lavar burton boz what about all my contacts
12/7/2004 8:18:46 PM lavar burton boz would they still be there?
12/7/2004 8:18:49 PM boz lavar burton both of us?
12/7/2004 8:18:58 PM lavar burton boz hahahaha yeah all two of you
12/7/2004 8:19:37 PM boz lavar burton I don't think so, but I'm not sure
12/7/2004 8:19:43 PM lavar burton boz you know what though? i think it's only letting you download 7.0
12/7/2004 8:19:54 PM lavar burton boz well i can't lose all my contacts!
12/7/2004 8:20:37 PM You have invited lavar burton to start Whiteboard. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
12/7/2004 8:20:42 PM You have canceled your invitation to start Whiteboard.
12/7/2004 8:20:50 PM boz lavar burton what the fuck is whiteboard?
12/7/2004 8:20:57 PM lavar burton boz i don't know why did you cancel it
12/7/2004 8:21:04 PM boz lavar burton let's see what it is
12/7/2004 8:21:10 PM You have invited lavar burton to start Whiteboard. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
12/7/2004 8:21:12 PM lavar burton boz it is probably like doodle
12/7/2004 8:21:14 PM lavar burton has accepted your invitation to start Whiteboard.
12/7/2004 8:21:30 PM lavar burton boz or not
12/7/2004 8:23:03 PM lavar burton boz nothing works for me anymore
12/7/2004 8:23:10 PM lavar burton boz the games thing just says connecting to service
12/7/2004 8:23:19 PM boz lavar burton does whiteboard work?
12/7/2004 8:23:30 PM lavar burton boz what is it under? activities?
12/7/2004 8:24:29 PM boz lavar burton no, it is under see more actions you can do, it is just like Microsoft Paint
12/7/2004 8:24:45 PM lavar burton boz did you see what i wrote on it?
12/7/2004 8:24:57 PM boz lavar burton doodle?
12/7/2004 8:25:01 PM lavar burton boz ok yes
12/7/2004 8:25:06 PM lavar burton boz well i can't start anything
12/7/2004 8:25:11 PM lavar burton boz it just says contacting service
12/7/2004 8:25:19 PM boz lavar burton you mean for games?
12/7/2004 8:25:25 PM lavar burton boz and activities
12/7/2004 8:25:46 PM lavar burton boz *-)
12/7/2004 8:26:11 PM boz Belle I dunno
12/7/2004 8:26:32 PM Belle boz this is all your fault
12/7/2004 8:26:49 PM You have invited Belle to start Solitaire Showdown. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
12/7/2004 8:26:54 PM Belle has accepted your invitation to start Solitaire Showdown.
12/7/2004 8:26:55 PM boz Belle no it isn't
12/7/2004 8:27:04 PM Belle boz i accept but it won't open
12/7/2004 8:27:16 PM boz Belle did you get my games inivite
12/7/2004 8:27:21 PM Belle boz yes and i accepted
12/7/2004 8:27:34 PM boz Belle I have us both on screen ready to play
12/7/2004 8:27:44 PM Belle boz man!!!
12/7/2004 8:27:58 PM boz Belle at least you got that cute smilie thing
12/7/2004 8:28:08 PM Belle boz :@
12/7/2004 8:28:15 PM boz Belle hahaha
12/7/2004 8:28:16 PM Belle boz but solitaire showdown!
12/7/2004 8:30:53 PM boz Belle yeah, you can't get games with 7.0
12/7/2004 8:31:02 PM Belle boz this lady is interested in file cabinets

12/7/2004 8:31:10 PM Belle boz you can't? at all?
12/7/2004 8:31:14 PM Belle boz damn it!!!
12/7/2004 8:31:39 PM boz Belle she looks like she has a nice pair of filing cabinets
12/7/2004 8:31:45 PM Belle boz and she looks a lot like this lady doesn't she
12/7/2004 8:31:46 PM Belle boz http://members.msn.com/?
12/7/2004 8:32:24 PM boz Belle I was so in the mood for solitare showdown tonight
12/7/2004 8:32:26 PM Belle boz but not like this lady http://members.msn.com/?
12/7/2004 8:32:30 PM Belle boz oh man
12/7/2004 8:32:39 PM Belle boz i don't know how to fix it
12/7/2004 8:32:42 PM Belle boz and you're just saying that
12/7/2004 8:32:53 PM boz Belle don't cry
12/7/2004 8:33:08 PM boz Belle :D
12/7/2004 8:33:43 PM boz Belle I think the only thing to do is uninstall and then reinstall 6.2
12/7/2004 8:33:56 PM Belle boz but where can you reinstall 6.2
12/7/2004 8:34:03 PM boz Belle hold on
12/7/2004 8:34:46 PM boz Belle http://messenger.msn.com/?client=1
12/7/2004 8:35:18 PM boz Belle why don't you try installing 6.2 before you uninstall 7.0
12/7/2004 8:37:23 PM boz Belle you there?
12/7/2004 8:38:23 PM Belle is inviting you to start Solitaire Showdown. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
12/7/2004 8:38:26 PM Belle boz wooooo
12/7/2004 8:38:29 PM You have accepted the invitation to start Solitaire Showdown.
12/7/2004 8:38:41 PM boz Belle did you do 6.2?
12/7/2004 8:38:45 PM Belle boz yes
12/7/2004 8:38:53 PM boz Belle I'm so smart
12/7/2004 8:38:54 PM Belle boz it made me uninstall first though
12/7/2004 8:42:48 PM Belle boz you stink
12/7/2004 8:42:53 PM boz Belle pffffffffffft
12/7/2004 8:42:55 PM Belle boz the least you could have done was let me win after all that
12/7/2004 8:43:12 PM boz Belle now that I know how to play the game it's a lot easier
12/7/2004 8:43:21 PM Belle boz :P
12/7/2004 8:50:17 PM Belle boz i win!
12/7/2004 8:53:00 PM Belle boz this is a bad one
12/7/2004 8:53:07 PM boz Belle no shit
12/7/2004 8:58:29 PM boz Belle bitch!
12/7/2004 8:58:35 PM Belle boz hahahaha
12/7/2004 8:58:39 PM Belle boz you did that to me last time
12/7/2004 9:03:05 PM Belle boz i win!!!
12/7/2004 9:03:31 PM boz Belle no more
12/7/2004 9:03:36 PM boz Belle you cheat
12/7/2004 9:03:37 PM Belle boz hahahaha
12/7/2004 9:03:39 PM Belle boz i do not
12/7/2004 9:03:44 PM Belle boz you have to be cruel
12/7/2004 9:03:46 PM Belle boz to be kind
12/7/2004 9:04:08 PM boz Belle well yeah, and you've been playing it for years, and I've played like 7 games
12/7/2004 9:04:17 PM Belle boz i have not been playing for years!!
12/7/2004 9:04:31 PM boz Belle why don't you go download msn 7.0
12/7/2004 9:04:37 PM Belle boz yeah i think i will do that
12/7/2004 9:04:43 PM Belle boz catch you on the flip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/7/2004 9:04:49 PM boz Belle later

My dinner with Levar Burton and Belle's lunch with James Taylor

Belle says:
boz i think my head is on too tight
Belle says:
and my eyes are too loose
Belle says:
maybe as a result of the head
boz says:
anything else?
Belle says:
hmm
Belle says:
i'm extremely hot
Belle says:
i think i have a fever
boz says:
well, they don't call you big headed girl for nothing
Belle says:
probably malaria
Belle says:
no one calls me that!!
Belle says:
anymore
boz says:
maybe they should
boz says:
you think you have problems, ha!
Belle says:
i don't have seizures
boz says:
I'm leaking from unseemly places
Belle says:
uhhhh
Belle says:
anal leakage?
boz says:
gross me out
Belle says:
what color is it?
boz says:
what color is what?
Belle says:
the anal leakage
boz says:
you said it was anal leakage, not me
Belle says:
well we both know i am always right
Belle says:
are there even other kinds of leakage?
boz says:
ok, for arguements sake let's say it is anal leakage, I'm wearing black underpants so how would I tell?
Belle says:
change your underpants
Belle says:
they make black underpants for guys?
boz says:
did I say they were guys?
Belle says:
oh, well that makes sense then
Belle says:
put on some of mother boz's white granny undies
boz says:
never
boz says:
besides I just said I had leakage to take your mind off your problems, did it work?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
now i can't stop thinking about anal leakage
Belle says:
some anal leakage is normal hahahaha
Belle says:
i can't even type that with out laughing
boz says:
but what if the gerbil slips out
boz says:
hypothetically speaking
Belle says:
the gerbil?
Belle says:
you lost me with your talk of the gerbil
boz says:
you've never heard the richard gere and the gerbil rumor?
Belle says:
you can't blame your anal leakage on olestra though
Belle says:
ohhhh, yeah
Belle says:
i told you my head was too tight
Belle says:
well wear a tampon
boz says:
my hypothetical anal leakage
Belle says:
some anal leakage is associated with hemmorhoids
Belle says:
i had to think for like ten minutes how to spell hemmorhoids
boz says:
It's odd that you know so much about anal leakage
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
i know a lot about a lot really
Belle says:
i knew a guy that had a yeast infection once
boz says:
hey, did you read my heart warming tale about the crosby stills nash and young concert?
boz says:
my dad had a mammaogram
Belle says:
I did and I thoroughly enjoyed it, Aplus all the way
Belle says:
how did you know it was my dad that had the yeast infection
boz says:
I didn't
boz says:
so there!
Belle says:
i just heard a loud crash from the other room
boz says:
wasn't me
boz says:
probably those damn cats
Belle says:
it was, i went out there and they look guilty
Belle says:
i'm sorry i told the world you have anal leakage
Belle says:
but i really did love that post
boz says:
wait ... you told the world?
boz says:
did you notice how my voice cracked when I said world?
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i also liked that joke about h, i, and j
boz says:
your head is on too tight
Belle says:
i told you
boz says:
I can delete that from the zonkboard
Belle says:
fine
Belle says:
do that
Belle says:
it makes me look petty
Belle says:
which i am
Belle says:

boz says:
you're just trying to trick me into leaving it up
Belle says:
no really
Belle says:
take it down
boz says:
I did
Belle says:
i shouldn't be held accountable for anything with my head like this
boz says:
a lobotomy might help
Belle says:
i'm not a kennedy
boz says:
poor kathleen
Belle says:
hey! you know what!
Belle says:
guess who was on The WEst Wing tonight
boz says:
Cher
Belle says:
James Taylor! how weird is that, and now i am connected to Martin Sheen!
boz says:
and Cher
Belle says:
James Taylor looked exactly like he did when we had lunch
boz says:
you had lunch with James Taylor?
boz says:
at Wendy's with Dave Thomas?
Belle says:
absolutely, outside in Boston
Belle says:
no!
Belle says:
dave is dead, RIP
boz says:
my name isn't rip
boz says:
hahaha, Rip Uranus!!!
Belle says:
rip van boz
Belle says:
there you go, change your name now
boz says:
now that would cause some serious anal leakage
Belle says:
ouch
Belle says:
just ask jordie
Belle says:
lavar burton
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
lavar burton
Belle says:
got jordied in prison
Belle says:
in that movie
boz says:
oh yeah
Belle says:
one of the best movies ever
boz says:
where he was a mute
Belle says:
yes!
Belle says:
and he just grunted
boz says:
he's been in prison in a lot of movies
Belle says:
i haven't seen any others
boz says:
the ron le flore story
Belle says:
i think you're making that up
boz says:
quit trying to change the subject, I want to know more about your lunch was Sweet Baby James
boz says:
with
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i signed a nondisclose contract afterwards
boz says:
fine
Belle says:
actually i just met him at work, he used to come in the health store i worked at and one day he asked me to join him outside for lunch
Belle says:
it was very cazz
boz says:
this filipino guy and I listened to the sweet baby james casette like for five hours straight one time
boz says:
did he think you were a hooker?
Belle says:
NO
boz says:
and he is way too old for you
Belle says:
well maybe, who knows what he though
Belle says:
t
Belle says:
i wasn't like trying to date him, geez
Belle says:
he asked me to join him and i did and we had sandwiches, very casual
boz says:
yeah, just hitting him up for a meal
Belle says:
i met a lot of famous people there in Boston
boz says:
sandwiches and three lines of coke
Belle says:
but i never ate with them
Belle says:
hahahaha coke
Belle says:
then i woke up naked in an alley
boz says:
they have alleys in boston?
Belle says:
sure
boz says:
my mother gets her hair done at Alley Cuts
Belle says:
oh yes hahahaha
Belle says:
with the guy she wants to set you up with, jordie
boz says:
no
boz says:
it's not like that at all
boz says:
by the way, she is getting her hair done tomorrow
Belle says:
well that would explain the anal leakage
Belle says:
when isn't she getting her hair done
boz says:
now
Belle says:
i need to get my hair done, too, mayb ei'll join her
boz says:
ok, it's the Alley Cuts, it's in the alley behind Newman Street
boz says:
you can't miss it
boz says:
next to Barnacle Bills and the Dollar Store
boz says:
and the Ace hardware
Belle says:
what do you do when she's getting her hair done
Belle says:
hey i know the guy that owns Ace hardware
boz says:
I come home and wait for her phone call to pick her up
boz says:
Dave Thomas?
Belle says:
where does she call from
boz says:
from the Alley Cuts
Belle says:
does mother boz have a cell phone
Belle says:
they let her use the phone??
Belle says:
what kind of place is this
boz says:
heck yeah, she's been going there for about 15 years
Belle says:
i let this girl use my cell phone once and she called her home country of slovakia
boz says:
mother boz would never do that, she doesn't know anyone in slovakia
Belle says:
it was at the bus station to go to NY, a while back, and she said she just wanted to call her ride, a local call
boz says:
except maybe that girl who borrowed your cell phone
boz says:
you take the bus to NYV!!!
boz says:
NYC!!!
boz says:
do you sit between Juan and Pedro
boz says:
or Jesus and his chicken
Belle says:
i totally take the bus, i cant' handle traffic, it's likely i'd pull a gun and shoot people, and on the bus i can sleep, which is very important, especially the way back
Belle says:
no, but
Belle says:
i did sit by this guy who kept putting his hand on my thigh
boz says:
how much did you have to pay him?
Belle says:
i moved seats and he came with me
boz says:
super glue is pretty strong stuff
Belle says:

boz says:
so you super glued this immigrant to your thigh so you'd have a date to see the Wilford Brimley play, have I got it about right?
Belle says:
you know one time there was this guy on the bus who was asking everyone to help him figure out what bus he had to transfer to when we got to NYC and i looked at his thing and he was going to be bussing it for like 4 days straight, all the way to his homeland. who does that?
Belle says:
notice i'm not answering that question
boz says:
you looked at his thing!!!!
boz says:
hahaha
Belle says:
oh man
Belle says:
you know it's not cheap
boz says:
apparently you are the person other people have to be wary of on the bus
Belle says:
this is me on the bus "hmmm, let me look at your thing..."
boz says:
and put your hand on my thigh to steady yourself
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
it was the same guy, right
Belle says:
no!
Belle says:
different times
boz says:
was this guys name Ratso Rizzo?
Belle says:
yeah, because i was all "a/s/l please" ?
Belle says:
i dont' talk to these people!
boz says:
you just look at their things, that sounds like non-verbal communication to me
boz says:
did you take him back to your room at the Y?
Belle says:
hahahhaha
Belle says:
riiiiight
Belle says:
more like the W!
boz says:
well, yeah, the Y ... W ... C ... A
Belle says:
i went to ywca camp when i was little
boz says:
now I've got images of the Village People dancing thru my brain
Belle says:
we made bracelets
Belle says:
it might have been a crazy camp though
boz says:
was it a day camp or a sleep away camp
Belle says:
day
Belle says:
crazy camp is sleep away i guess
Belle says:
so i guess it wasn't
boz says:
they had a camp movie on last night
boz says:
I think my favorite camp movie was the one with tatum oneal and kristy mcnichol
Belle says:
hmm
Belle says:
empty nest goes to camp?
boz says:
little foxes?
Belle says:
don't know it
boz says:
matt dillon was in it
boz says:
and armand assante
boz says:
and the one girl from sex in the city
Belle says:
hmm
Belle says:
i can't think of any camp movies except that one with the adults who go back because it's shutting down
boz says:
Little Darlings
boz says:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0081060/
boz says:
you have to rent it
boz says:
kristy and tatum make a bet about who can lose their virginity first
Belle says:
OH
Belle says:
i've seen part of that!
boz says:
it's good
Belle says:
when they were swinging in the playground talking about that bet, i saw that
boz says:
yeah, and the little hippie girl was the one on sex in the city
Belle says:
i will rent that
boz says:
matt dillon was the big teen idol when that movie came out
boz says:
and the one girl who talked them into making the bet, the snobby girl, was on Hello, Larry, with McLean Stevenson as the oldest daughter
boz says:
but only for one season
Belle says:
wow
Belle says:
what an ensemble
boz says:
and don't forget
Abby Bluestone as Chubby
boz says:
you gotta love IMDB
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
Chubby
boz says:
she was younger and she just sort of tagged along
boz says:
and david attfield says ... This movie isn't as bad as its plot may suggest, mainly because of two excellent performances from Kristy McNichol and Matt Dillon
Belle says:
does it really say that??
boz says:
yep, and he says the girls looked daggy
Belle says:
why is there only one guy
Belle says:
daggy?
boz says:
???
boz says:
one guy?
boz says:
triple 8 says: Little darlings is both a cute movie and a fun one-although it's a light movie, the characters go through and tackle, issues all young girls deal with in a fun non preachy manner and is pretty accurate in many places too.
Belle says:
matt dillon
Belle says:
why isnt' there another guy
boz says:
oh, kristy gets matt and tatum gets armand assante
boz says:
the head conselour or something
Belle says:
well don't tell me!!!
boz says:
that is pretty much laid out
Belle says:
well it wasn't to me
boz says:
you should also rent the movie Foxes, starring Jodie Foster
Belle says:
is it a camp movie?
Belle says:
i don't really like jodie foster
boz says:
no, this is good, it also came out in 1980
boz says:
she wasn't a lesbian yet
boz says:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0080756/
boz says:
scot baio is in it
boz says:
and cherie currie from the runaways
boz says:
and Randy Quaid!!!
boz says:
Trivia: Buddy Foster, Jodie's brother and a child actor in his own right, was up for a part in this film. They wanted him to play the love interest to his own sister. They eventually recast the role
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
that's just crazy
Belle says:
so vc andrews
Belle says:
who the h is her brother, an actor in his own right?
boz says:
he played ken berry's son in Mayberry RFD, sort of Opie Lite
boz says:
and he became a bitter bitter man
Belle says:
you lie
boz says:
it's the truth
boz says:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0062587/
boz says:
buddy foster as mike jones
boz says:
he did play Boy in Car in Foxes though
Belle says:
wow
Belle says:
who names their kid buddy anyway
Belle says:
that's weird though
boz says:
I dunno, Babs and Junior?
boz says:
life is weird
boz says:
so you've got a 1980's double feature
boz says:
Little Darlings and Foxes
Belle says:
and i thought i'd seen them alll
boz says:
kory kane says: 1 of the 4 girls has to deal with losing her virginity to actor Randy Quaid in one of his first roles.
Belle says:
that's a LOT to deal with
boz says:
talk about having something to deal with!!!
boz says:
hahaha
Belle says:
i wouldn't want to lose my virginity to randy quaid
boz says:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Belle says:
not again
boz says:
that's what chevy chase said
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
but randy rutted him like a dog
Belle says:
no, chevy lost his virginity to john candy
Belle says:
everyone knows that
boz says:
at wally world?
boz says:
wow, there were 4992 titles released in 1980
Belle says:
walleyworld!
Belle says:
good year
boz says:
I think you should see them all
Belle says:
tonight?
boz says:
sure, there must be an all night video store somewhere in NH
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
not quite
boz says:
oh, a lot of them are television shows
boz says:
here's one you need to see
boz says:
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080262/
boz says:
neither of them spoke english so they had to speak phoenetically
Belle says:
it's not loading
Belle says:
or is loading very slow for some reason
boz says:
pink lady and jeff
boz says:
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080262/
boz says:
loaded for me in a second
Belle says:
yeah worked that time
Belle says:
very odd looking show
boz says:
it was a variety show
boz says:
jim varney was on it!!!
Belle says:
and debbie harry
boz says:
Starch says: No one should be forced or permitted to watch this show, even by accident.
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
brett buck says: I enjoy surrealism as much as the next guy, but seeing the girls mouthing the punch lines to jokes, and laughing on cue, was quite disturbing. And poor Jeff Altman, this was below even his dignity. At least they had Ernest.
boz says:
1980 was a great year
Belle says:

boz says:
you wish you were born in such a fine year
Belle says:
miss usa
boz says:
hey levar burton was in a movie in 1980
Belle says:
what movie?
boz says:
Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones (1980) (TV)
boz says:
and
boz says:
Hunter, The (1980)
boz says:
starring steve mcqueen
boz says:
Dummy was 1979
boz says:
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0079088/
Belle says:
why would he want a deaf lawyer
Belle says:
no wonder he went to prison and got raped
boz says:
sympathy
boz says:
boy that guy is pissed off
boz says:
dtucker86
Belle says:
wow
Belle says:
i just read that comment
boz says:
I guess the anal rape wasn't enough for dtucker86
Belle says:
damn my phone is broken
boz says:
did you right this comment?
boz says:
i saw this film a very long time ago and its impact was tremendous. so much so that although i had long forgotten the title i had not forgotten the film. only since i have been on the internet have i been able to trace the name of the film and subsequently look out for it on british tv or sky. so far though i have not come across it again. this film is more than worthy of a reshowing and i, for on
boz says:
for one, would be very pleased to see it again. i would go as far as to say that this film has haunted me for all this time.

boz says:
are you haunted by this film?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i really am
Belle says:
i think that first guy was like the victim's brother or something
Belle says:
or he got turned down by lavar
boz says:
did lavar wear a dress in prison?
Belle says:
uhh no
boz says:
he should have, he has the legs for it
boz says:
how did you break your phone this time?
Belle says:
i don't know, it was just ringing and i went to answer it and then it went dead, can't get anything to happen now
boz says:
maybe it is levar burton
Belle says:
maybe
Belle says:
now i will never know
boz says:
and he is rehearsing for Dummy II
boz says:
the sequel
boz says:
and this time he get's Marlie Matlin as his lawyer
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
it would be easy to be the screen writer on that, no one can speak
boz says:
http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/
Belle says:
you have hair like spun gold?
boz says:
sure, take a close look
boz says:
HAD
boz says:
cute vest too
Belle says:
very
Belle says:
i have to go lie down
Belle says:
too much eighties and lavar
boz says:
your head tilting?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
i'm afraid it will fall completely off
boz says:
ok, sure, go ahead
boz says:
ahead !!!!
Belle says:
you forgot the in your time of need part
boz says:
oh man, I was going to tell you about the dream where I was a prostitute
Belle says:
oh mannnnnnnnnnnnn
boz says:
next time
Belle says:
every time!!1
Belle says:
ok i won't forget now
boz says:
take two tylenol and call levar in the morning
Belle says:
my phone doesn't work!!!
Belle says:
but ok
Belle says:
have a good one, boz
boz says:
you too, night
Belle says:
night

My dinner with Brian Bonsall

boz48730: early release?
aSortaPrincess: No
aSortaPrincess: I was not in prison
aSortaPrincess: I was having a sex change operation in Canada
aSortaPrincess: it's much cheaper there
boz48730: who did you change with?
aSortaPrincess: Jimmy Smits
aSortaPrincess: I was sending you code
aSortaPrincess: didn't you get it
boz48730: I got it, read my last post concerning your disappearance
aSortaPrincess: so i want you to call me by my man name now
boz48730: which is?
aSortaPrincess: brian
aSortaPrincess: bonsall
boz48730: noooooooooooooooooo, he's evil, evil, evil!!!
aSortaPrincess: exactly
aSortaPrincess: you should move to canada
boz48730: funny you should mention brian bonsall, I dressed up as him for halloween
aSortaPrincess: Figures!
aSortaPrincess: I thought for sure you'd be Tracy Gold, pre-DUI though
aSortaPrincess: so I went as post-DUI Tracy
boz48730: if I would have known
boz48730: did you get stopped at the border on the way back trying to smuggle in a penis?
aSortaPrincess: no, I declared it
boz48730: This is my penis!!!
boz48730: funny you should bring up sexual ambiguity, my last post on the grand ennui deals with the subject in great detail
aSortaPrincess: about the transvestite?
boz48730: the non-lady
boz48730: you read it?
aSortaPrincess: whatever you kids are calling it these days
aSortaPrincess: or those days
aSortaPrincess: maybe
boz48730: and no comment?
boz48730: man, I live for comments
boz48730: you didn't get brainwashed by a commune in canada did you, I saw a movie about an evil canadian commune last night
aSortaPrincess: I'll comment first thing tomorrow
aSortaPrincess: How would I know if I had?
boz48730: you'd be going "eh, hows about dem leafs"
aSortaPrincess: do they give you hats with pom-poms that say Canada on them?
aSortaPrincess: because if so I think I did
aSortaPrincess: I took the hat!
aSortaPrincess: it's like drinking the kool aid
boz48730: no, you took the toque
aSortaPrincess: the chapeau!
aSortaPrincess: my bum is sore from all the anal probing
boz48730: ha
aSortaPrincess: and I have some sort of time machine lag
boz48730: the CBC has a contest to name the greatest candadian, wayne gretzky leads the poll
aSortaPrincess: he's like the only canadian people know
aSortaPrincess: all other canadians become americans
aSortaPrincess: i'm going to move to canada soon
boz48730: which province?
aSortaPrincess: the slutty one
boz48730: I'd prefer PEI
aSortaPrincess: oh those PEI people are snobs
aSortaPrincess: for real
boz48730: ahh, you want to become a Yonge Street hooker
aSortaPrincess: gotta start somewhere
aSortaPrincess: I have to go to bed like, now, or die. DIE!!!!!
boz48730: yeah, you'll be up in half an hour playing boggle with emilio and charlie
aSortaPrincess: I shall catch up on all my TGE and RWBS reading tomorrow
aSortaPrincess: probably, but I must attempt
boz48730: ok, welcome back Brian
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: thanks!
boz48730: np
aSortaPrincess: Talk to you soon!
boz48730: yep later then .............
aSortaPrincess signed off at 11:50:39 PM.

My dinner with the Seaver's

X - belle: boz i have a question
X - boz: yes?
X - belle: do you know anything about google cache?
X - boz: a little, what do you need to know
X - belle: how many google cents make a google dollar?
X - belle: or, is there a way to see something that someone deleted basically?
X - boz: I'm not sure, but I think there is, but they would have to know what they were looking for.
X - belle: well it's me, and i know what i'm looking for
X - belle: i'm in search of THE TRUTH
X - boz: then try it and see
X - belle: i'm looking for the secret post you made declaring your love for joanna kerns
X - belle: well i don't understand, so i cant' really try
X - boz: there was nothing secret about that, well at least after the restraining order was published on Smoking Gun
X - belle: oh, well why didn't you say so
X - boz: man, I am right in the middle of a picture post on TGE that if joanna could have seen, well things would have been different
X - belle: did you know there is a growing pains reunion this weekend?
X - belle: mark your calendar!
X - belle: i'm going to miss it so if you could tape it and then transcribe it for me in atleast 2 different languages, that would fab
X - belle: BE fab, yeah, that's what i meant
X - boz: sure, thing, I could even do a webcam post of me playing all the parts
X - belle: would you wear a wig and that jean skirt you have?
X - boz: when I am joanna, tracy or alan when he goes to his "special" club
X - belle: wait, i thought alan died, HIV?
X - belle: oh that was the brady bunch dad
X - boz: same guy wasn't it?
X - belle: i don't know, now i'm all confused. who was the guy my dad was having an affair with?
X - boz: ok, the post is finished, check out boz thru the years on TGE
X - boz: Mr Belvedere
X - belle: wow, that's awesome!
X - boz: I love that shirt
X - belle: and i'm so telling mother boz you're rifling through her stuff
X - boz: Fine!
X - belle: are you smoking in the last one?
X - belle: i'm telling mother boz that, too
X - boz: yeah, that one and the one on the bunk
X - boz: she took the picture, so I think she knows
X - belle: well i'll remind her
X - belle: i like the bunk one!
X - boz: go ahead, she'll just forget ten minutes after you tell her
X - boz: it looks like I have herpes on my upper lip in that one
X - belle: when in actuality you had syphilis
X - belle: very cool, boz
X - boz: yeah, they warned us about that, but did I listen ... NO!!!
X - belle: so...you and lesley? hmm?
X - boz: hey, that was a one time thing, we were young and foolish, nothing ever came of it
X - belle: i like his cords
X - boz: and everybody wore sandals like that back then!
X - belle: hey, i wasn't even going to touch that
X - boz: bellbottom cords!
X - belle: did everyone wear shortsleeve mock turtleneck sweaters too?
X - boz: I bought my first pair of bellbottoms when I was home on leave after Keesler when I was 19 at a Head Shop called the Plum Pit
X - boz: the shirt was a birthday present from my parents
X - boz: the outside walls of the plum pit were painted purple
X - belle: plum pit, hahaha
X - belle: kind of like the peach pit, but only not
X - boz: that place was soooooo cool!
X - boz: it had a painting of a plum on the wall and on the inside of the plum there was a peace symbol
X - belle: is it still open?
X - boz: no
X - boz: don't hate me because I grew up in the age of aquarius, we really thought we could change the world

My dinner with Noogie Gold

Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Mon Sep 27 01:21:50 2004
boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(czjv0naoempqyrmyk1vrt3qh)http://www.amiannoying.com/(czjv0naoempqyrmyk1vrt3qh)/view.aspx?id=3299&collection=2388
aSortaPrincess: He did an Irish Spring commercial!
boz48730: cool huh
boz48730: I voted that he was annoying
aSortaPrincess: good job
boz48730: he's older than me
aSortaPrincess: your vote just might make the difference
aSortaPrincess: is he really
boz48730: yep
boz48730: three months minus one day
boz48730: I hate old people
aSortaPrincess: he was in Mr. Holland's opus?
aSortaPrincess: I must have blocked him out
aSortaPrincess: did he play the retarded son?
boz48730: yeah, he played the guy that went door to door selling brushes
aSortaPrincess: oh wait he wasn't retarded
aSortaPrincess: he was just deaf or something
aSortaPrincess: apparently i've blocked most of that movie out
boz48730: I think he had brain damag
aSortaPrincess: i'm sure that was hard for william h. macy to play
boz48730: he should have played mr holland
boz48730: he deserved the chance
aSortaPrincess: i'm surprised he didn't audition and get turned down seven times before they said oh what the hell, like they did for Fargo
boz48730: I think he got turned down because he refused to have sex with frances mcdormand
boz48730: of course his best role was in Mystery Men
aSortaPrincess: what the hell did he win the two emmys for
boz48730: how many terrible movies does jeanine garofolo have to be in before they revoke her acting license?
aSortaPrincess: oh my god, willie did the "strong enough for a man" deodorant voice over
aSortaPrincess: isn't jeanine garofololol dead?
boz48730: I wish
boz48730: I wonder where she ranks on are you annoying
boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(czjv0naoempqyrmyk1vrt3qh)http://www.amiannoying.com/(czjv0naoempqyrmyk1vrt3qh)/view.aspx?ID=101
boz48730: no way could she rank #97 on any sexiest women list
boz48730: or #95 either
aSortaPrincess: scary
boz48730: she is
aSortaPrincess: even in 1997, what the hell
aSortaPrincess: my mouse is not clicking right
boz48730: I'm listening to simon and garfunkel is that bad?
boz48730: slap that damn mouse
aSortaPrincess: are you wearing your earth shoes?
aSortaPrincess: because that would be bad
boz48730: no, my socks are sort of half way on and half way off
aSortaPrincess: are you able to see the pictures?
boz48730: but I am wearing my sponge bob square pants lounging shorts
boz48730: what pictures?
aSortaPrincess: the pictures i'm telepathically sending you
aSortaPrincess: or the ones on (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com)www.amiannoying.com
boz48730: yeah
aSortaPrincess: i took my nephews out yesterday and one of them kept insisting on getting sponge bob ice cream
aSortaPrincess: so naturally i beat him senseless
boz48730: Antisthenes ... annoying
aSortaPrincess: i don't see the photos
boz48730: you should have gotten it for them, remember when you are an old and bitter cat lady he can probably have you committed
aSortaPrincess: he is 3 years old and i called him sweetie and he said "don't call me sweetie!" he insisted i call him by his FULL name
boz48730: his name isn't William H is it?
aSortaPrincess: yep you guessed it
boz48730: all my nieces and nephews are old
aSortaPrincess: but you did save them from wolverines when they were wee lads
boz48730: just one
boz48730: and she was a wee lass not a wee lad
boz48730: one I would have like to push into the wolverine pit
aSortaPrincess: you should do it now
aSortaPrincess: you have my approval
boz48730: I have no access to either wolverines or pits
aSortaPrincess: i can help with that
boz48730: how
aSortaPrincess: you can use the hellmouth in my living room and my cats
boz48730: hellmouth?
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: I don't have access to the niece I would like to push into the hellmouth with your cats
boz48730: here's a good category!
boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)/collection.aspx?collection=2801
aSortaPrincess: i wish icould see the pictures
aSortaPrincess: i don't know who half those people are by name
boz48730: what am I supposed to do, describe what they look like to you?
aSortaPrincess: draw a picture for me
boz48730: no way that JM J Bullock is gay!
boz48730: that whole list shocks me
boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)/collection-subcategory.aspx?CategoryID=10&SubCategoryID=96
boz48730: nancy mckeon is butch???
aSortaPrincess: women in neckties??
aSortaPrincess: OH
aSortaPrincess: I saw the Facts of Life reunion today
aSortaPrincess: but Nancy McKeon was absent
boz48730: how about molly?
aSortaPrincess: yeah, not there
aSortaPrincess: coincidence?
boz48730: I don't think so
aSortaPrincess: mrs garret was there
aSortaPrincess: i thought she was dead
aSortaPrincess: she looked better than blair warner warner
boz48730: wouldn't the breakfast club have been a lot better movie if nancy mckeon had played judd nelson's part?
aSortaPrincess: dom deluise is a Sissy! hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: woah, how did christie brinkley get in there
aSortaPrincess: all your favorite celebrities are on that one
boz48730: which one
aSortaPrincess: the thing is, boz, and i hate to break it to you
aSortaPrincess: nancy mkeon is judd nelson
boz48730: noooooooooo
aSortaPrincess: "Sissies"
boz48730: oh
boz48730: in men who should have been women they've listed star jones
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: star jones is the devil
boz48730: no, barbara walters is the devil, star jones just does her bidding
aSortaPrincess: in men destroyed by women they list England
aSortaPrincess: who is Hootie Johnson
aSortaPrincess: I am goin gto name my fifth kid that
boz48730: pop star
boz48730: you know with the blowfish
aSortaPrincess: no, really?
aSortaPrincess: his real name isn't Hootie
aSortaPrincess: i have one question
aSortaPrincess: why do the gays hate Dave Thomas
aSortaPrincess: you know I actually know Dave Thomas
boz48730: which dave thomas
aSortaPrincess: and his daughter Wendy
boz48730: oh that dave thomas
boz48730: I thought you meant dave thomas of the mckenzie brothers
aSortaPrincess: these lists are kind of harsh
aSortaPrincess: in adults who probably died a virgin they list Ryan White
boz48730: do they offend your sensibility?
aSortaPrincess: and my sense
boz48730: elephant man, hahaha, I heard he was a real ladies man!
aSortaPrincess: why didn't the list eric stolz
aSortaPrincess: too obvious i guess
boz48730: he's not dead yet
aSortaPrincess: yes he is
boz48730: noooooooooooo
boz48730: cher went out and got high and wouldn't rub his head?
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: awww poor deformed eric stolz
boz48730: poor sam eliot, he had to have sex with cher
boz48730: this is sad, I know who all these celebrites are
aSortaPrincess: atleast you haven't had sex with them all
boz48730: just hitler
aSortaPrincess: is hitler a celebrity
boz48730: he used to be
boz48730: he had a reality based tv show in germany
boz48730: and if you were voted out of the house they sent you to the showers
boz48730: are you on this list?
boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)/collection.aspx?collection=482
boz48730: I know jonnie is very fond of you
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: I wish my name was Tallulah
boz48730: why
aSortaPrincess: Meredith Vieira!!!
aSortaPrincess: wasn't she the one helping Jack Lalanne?
boz48730: she's loved by everybody
aSortaPrincess: does that make Jack Lalanne gay?
boz48730: c'mon his last name is Lalanne he has to be gay
aSortaPrincess: i'm so naive
boz48730: yea, you are
aSortaPrincess: estelle getty is an amish hag?
boz48730: ask jonnie
aSortaPrincess: i think he is too busy hanging out with princess grace kelly right now
boz48730: are you kidding me, jonnie was the one who was actually driving the jeep
aSortaPrincess: you should get a jeep
boz48730: I should, I'm a jeep kind of guy
aSortaPrincess: you have the legs for it
boz48730: don't go there
aSortaPrincess: i was just saying
boz48730: sure whenever you don't have a comeback you go for my legs
boz48730: too easy
aSortaPrincess: i never claimed to be a mastermind
aSortaPrincess: OnStar commercials make me cry
boz48730: heyl I'm locked out of my car
aSortaPrincess: well not that one
boz48730: oh
aSortaPrincess: or the one where the guy asks the onstar lady for the lotter numbers
aSortaPrincess: lottery
boz48730: which ones make you cry then?
aSortaPrincess: the one with the little girl who says her mommy is sick in the car
boz48730: awwwwww
boz48730: sick meaning drunk
aSortaPrincess: well yeah, but still
aSortaPrincess: reminds me of my childhood
aSortaPrincess: *tear*
boz48730: you used to call people up and tell them that your mother was sick?
aSortaPrincess: i did better than that
aSortaPrincess: i told people my mom beat me
boz48730: when drunk
aSortaPrincess: my mom was sooo notpleased, she almost really did start beating me when they came knocking at our door
boz48730: you didn't do that
aSortaPrincess: i swear
aSortaPrincess: i told my camp counselors
boz48730: yeah right
aSortaPrincess: i had bruises on me all the time, i was a clumsy kid, but i said my mom beat me hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: FINE
boz48730: this will make good reading
boz48730: my dinner with belle's fag hag mother
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: my mom is rolling over in her grave
aSortaPrincess: RIP!
boz48730: well that takes all the humor out of it
aSortaPrincess: well
aSortaPrincess: fine, she really isn't dead
aSortaPrincess: are you happy now
boz48730: now I don't know what to believe
aSortaPrincess: you believed that gary sinise was my mother
boz48730: well, that's believable
boz48730: I wouldn't put it past you to have your mother killed just to make me feel bad
boz48730: it's 48 degrees out
aSortaPrincess: i am on the phone with the hit man right this minute
boz48730: FINE
aSortaPrincess: it was sooo nice today though
boz48730: yeah it was
aSortaPrincess: i went to the last barbecue of the season
boz48730: I went to the last burger king of the day
aSortaPrincess: dude!
aSortaPrincess: did you set any bombs off
boz48730: did you take any sponge bob ice cream?
aSortaPrincess: nope
boz48730: nah, the shake was pretty good
boz48730: i should go to bed
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: that's a brilliant idea
boz48730: yes what?
aSortaPrincess: i will just sit here and cry about my mom
boz48730: cry about mine while you are at it
aSortaPrincess: in a way it's sort of like you killed her
boz48730: me?
aSortaPrincess: yes you
boz48730: how
aSortaPrincess: by dredging up all these painful memories of summer camp and Onstar commercials
aSortaPrincess: thanks a lot, boz
boz48730: hey, don't mention it
aSortaPrincess: I won't!
boz48730: this will cheer you up, hold on a second
aSortaPrincess: well
aSortaPrincess: lajfoidajfoiajoifdjaoifjaiod
boz48730: hear
boz48730: here
aSortaPrincess: heer
*** aSortaPrincess has received head.jpg.
aSortaPrincess: is that william h. macy's head?
boz48730: yeah, that's right
aSortaPrincess: are you sobbing there uncontrollably because of me and my mom?
boz48730: no, I'm showing I have no shame by showing my bald head
aSortaPrincess: you should post that on your buzznet, i bet your 16 year old admirer would dig it
aSortaPrincess: i see tupperware!
aSortaPrincess: do you have one of those rugs on your floor that you knit yourself
aSortaPrincess: you know this picture looks eerily similar to timothy mcveigh's site pic
boz48730: you can't shake a dead cat without hitting tupperware in my room
boz48730: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: you could be brothers
boz48730: we could be the same person
boz48730: I did post it on buzznet
boz48730: (Link: http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/)http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/
aSortaPrincess: you also look like brian bonsall
aSortaPrincess: who is stalking you
boz48730: damn, I had forgotten all about that
aSortaPrincess: woah that is trippy
aSortaPrincess: how do you forget something like that!
boz48730: I look like a monk
aSortaPrincess: tomorrow i want you to find a robe
boz48730: I forget alot of things
aSortaPrincess: ginko
boz48730: ginko balboa
aSortaPrincess: ginkgo
boz48730: you're just trying to trick me into staying up
aSortaPrincess: no, really, i have to go now, i am too emotional over my mom and the onstar commercials and the top of your head is just too much for me to handle
boz48730: you'll make the top of my head your desktop background
aSortaPrincess: done!
aSortaPrincess: i printed out several copies already too
boz48730: fine, mock me
boz48730: I don't care
aSortaPrincess: i'm going to post them on telephone polls with a have you seen this man
aSortaPrincess: wait does everyone still hate you
boz48730: and they'll isn't he the two time emmy award winning actor william h macy?
aSortaPrincess: we secretly replaced the top of boz's head with william h. macy's!
aSortaPrincess: let's see if he notices!
boz48730: hahahahaha
boz48730: no not everyone hates me, just the panelists on the view
aSortaPrincess: well you should read the memo barbara sent out about you
aSortaPrincess: it explains a lot
boz48730: it's on the internet, isn't it
aSortaPrincess: i don't know, i got my copy with my daily newspaper
boz48730: the new hampshire daily news and shopper?
aSortaPrincess: the Benson Herald
boz48730: hahaha Benson
aSortaPrincess: if i could i would marry benson
boz48730: if only I could marry Krause
aSortaPrincess: she is a man
boz48730: at my age I can't be too picky
aSortaPrincess: also she's dead
boz48730: all the better
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
boz48730: I wonder if missy and tracey gold are still friends
boz48730: or sisters
aSortaPrincess: they aren't friends
aSortaPrincess: yeah, something tells me they are still sisters though
aSortaPrincess: missy probably bailed tracey out of jail the other day for that dui
boz48730: hahaha, I saw them one time on this lip synching show called Putting on the Hits, it was the xmas special and missy and tracey and their little sister noogie played the chipmunks to kirk cameron's david seville
aSortaPrincess: Noogie gold?
aSortaPrincess: where was candace cameron?
boz48730: or something like that
aSortaPrincess: i think you're making this up now
boz48730: maybe the noogie part but the rest is the god's honest truth
aSortaPrincess: i don't remember any of the chipmunks being anorexic either
aSortaPrincess: which god?
boz48730: the kind and benevolent god
aSortaPrincess: oh
aSortaPrincess: well then you must be speaking the truth
aSortaPrincess: did you tape it
boz48730: no, this was before I had a vcr
aSortaPrincess: so instead you memorized it?
boz48730: (Link: http://www.jumptheshark.com/p/puttinonthehits.htm)http://www.jumptheshark.com/p/puttinonthehits.htm
aSortaPrincess: oh THAT putting on the hits
aSortaPrincess: i was on that show
boz48730: as a chipmunk?
aSortaPrincess: no, that dancing on the ceiling guy
boz48730: lionel ritchie?
aSortaPrincess: who am i talking about
aSortaPrincess: yeah him
aSortaPrincess: good thing you are here
boz48730: wasn't he on the sissy list?
aSortaPrincess: he was on the men who were found dead, tied up with their pants around their ankles with other men in the woods
aSortaPrincess: that list
boz48730: oh
boz48730: isn't he married to paris hilton's friend?
aSortaPrincess: i think he is her dad
boz48730: that would be incest then
aSortaPrincess: he's also MY DAD!!!
aSortaPrincess: dun dun dun
boz48730: so you could have been on the simple life
aSortaPrincess: i am way above the simple life
aSortaPrincess: i could have been on amish in the city
aSortaPrincess: but not as an amish person
boz48730: hot town amish in the city, back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
boz48730: I did that song on putting on the hits
boz48730: with paris hilton's father
aSortaPrincess: you should do a rendition now and post it
boz48730: can't summer is over
aSortaPrincess: were you at the hilton
boz48730: just the top of my head
aSortaPrincess: i am not sure paris hilton has a father
boz48730: she has a donor
boz48730: didn't I go to bed a half hour ago?
aSortaPrincess: yes you did
boz48730: then who am I?
aSortaPrincess: but something about the chipmunks brought you back
aSortaPrincess: david seville i'm guessing
boz48730: I wonder what noogie gold is up to?
aSortaPrincess: did i tellyou i know dave thomas?
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: drugs no doubt
boz48730: from the mckenzie brothers
aSortaPrincess: from wendys
boz48730: how do you know him?
aSortaPrincess: my dad introduced me to him and Wendy, who is really his daughter
aSortaPrincess: he is my dad's gay lover
boz48730: how does your dad know him?
boz48730: ahhh
boz48730: your dad's a poofter
aSortaPrincess: oh wait
aSortaPrincess: dave is dead
aSortaPrincess: he WAS my dad's gay lover
aSortaPrincess: no, my dad isn't
boz48730: so he's your dads necrophiliac lover
aSortaPrincess: well geez, don't make it sound all dirty
boz48730: dave was killed in a car crash with your mother?
aSortaPrincess: it's a clean, wholesome love
aSortaPrincess: who told you that
boz48730: wendy
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: no she didnt'
aSortaPrincess: she is mute
boz48730: who legally changed her name to noogie gold
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: to get out of the public eye?
boz48730: no, to get close to kirk cameron
aSortaPrincess: i wish i had thought of that
aSortaPrincess: wendy has 16 kids
boz48730: no way
aSortaPrincess: yeah way
aSortaPrincess: none of them are fathered by kirk
aSortaPrincess: you kind of look like dave
boz48730: are any mothered by kirk
aSortaPrincess: wait, dave is dead
aSortaPrincess: kirk is a religious guy
aSortaPrincess: he doesn't have sex
boz48730: that's what we want you to believe
aSortaPrincess: is Noogie gold in on this?
aSortaPrincess: i always did think it was weird how dave died 5 days after my birthday
boz48730: dave changed his name to boz to get away from wendy and your dad
aSortaPrincess: hahahahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: i'm so telling my dad
boz48730: by the way, how is the old poofter?
aSortaPrincess: it was a wholesome clean love!
boz48730: that's what he told you
aSortaPrincess: don't taint my dad's reputation, he is an important public figure
boz48730: what important ... Dave Thomas's gay lover???
aSortaPrincess: ex-gay lover
aSortaPrincess: no, my dad is Ronald McDonald
boz48730: hahaha, my nephew used to play the Hamburgler in parades down in florida
aSortaPrincess: why did you have parades with characters from mcdonalds in them
boz48730: and he told me Ronald McDonald was gay
aSortaPrincess: florida is kind of off
aSortaPrincess: well
aSortaPrincess: did he give him the bad touch?
boz48730: no, the bad shake
aSortaPrincess: BOOM
boz48730: hahaha
boz48730: my dinner with Noogie Gold
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: I've really learned a lot tonight
boz48730: that sort of sounds unclean, doesn't it
boz48730: I went mining for noogie gold, and got a nose bleed
aSortaPrincess: you keep making things sound unclean that really are clean, like my dad's sexual escapades with the dead dave thomas
aSortaPrincess: you wll regret this
boz48730: from the mackenzie brothers
aSortaPrincess: when noogie reads this and sues you
boz48730: she hasn't got the cahoonies
aSortaPrincess: she does actually, she asked to keep dave's
boz48730: she knows dave too?
aSortaPrincess: she is dave's daughter
aSortaPrincess: we all know dave
boz48730: yeah from the mackenzie brothers
aSortaPrincess: astin mackenzie?
boz48730: speaking of dave thomas, whatever happened to Brett Butler?
aSortaPrincess: the manly woman?
boz48730: the one who did the bad touch
aSortaPrincess: to who?
boz48730: to the kid who played her son
boz48730: well, she didn't touch, but she did flash her store bought boobs at him
aSortaPrincess: i didn't know that
aSortaPrincess: nobody tells me anything
aSortaPrincess: grace under fire,r ight
boz48730: yeah, that's why he left the show, yeah that
aSortaPrincess: is this true?boz48730: yep
aSortaPrincess: true like puttin on the sits
aSortaPrincess: or true like noogie gold
boz48730: nope true
aSortaPrincess: well if you say so
aSortaPrincess: you would know
aSortaPrincess: you were that boy!
aSortaPrincess: it's all becoming soo clear
aSortaPrincess: that means i should go to bed negative 26 minutes ago
aSortaPrincess: or negative 26 minutes from now, is how that should be
boz48730: yeah, you're starting to make sense, so I should go to bed, our kill myself
aSortaPrincess: if you do, video post it
boz48730: how can I post it, if I'm dead?
aSortaPrincess: well leave a post it for mother boz to post it
boz48730: ha, got ya
aSortaPrincess: how many times can i say post it in one sentence
boz48730: I could do that. oh man, I am about to pass out
boz48730: three
aSortaPrincess: goodnight!
boz48730: night
boz48730: say hit to dave and wendy
*** aSortaPrincess signed off at Mon Sep 27 03:23:17 2004.
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My Dinner With Gary Sinise

Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 19 03:55:56 2004
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Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Thu Sep 23 01:27:56 2004
boz48730: belle?
aSortaPrincess: boz?
boz48730: yes
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: you aren't dead after all
aSortaPrincess: was i suppposed to be?
boz48730: if the hit when through you were
aSortaPrincess: damn gary sinise, did he put me on a hit list again
boz48730: you'd better quit messing with sinise, he's bad news
aSortaPrincess: he's all talk
boz48730: tell that to bubba
aSortaPrincess: shrimp?
boz48730: yep
boz48730: I guess when you lose your legs you get mean, powerful mean
aSortaPrincess: i hear the same thing happens when you lose the hair on your legs
boz48730: I wouldn't know
aSortaPrincess: you had implants?
boz48730: a rug
boz48730: so were you cat stevens last night?
aSortaPrincess: umm
aSortaPrincess: no hablo
boz48730: at karaoke
aSortaPrincess: yeah, that was me
aSortaPrincess: did you know they have movieoke now
boz48730: what is that?
aSortaPrincess: it's karaoke
aSortaPrincess: but movies instead of music
boz48730: so you mean you could do a scene with martin sheen?
aSortaPrincess: yes!
aSortaPrincess: but he wouldn't really be there
aSortaPrincess: unless i tied him up and all
boz48730: he isn't really "there" anyway
aSortaPrincess: hey!
boz48730: man, does my back hurt
boz48730: I think everybody hates me too
aSortaPrincess: do you want me to prescribe you something
aSortaPrincess: why?
boz48730: why does it hurt?
aSortaPrincess: because of your legs?
aSortaPrincess: why does everybody hate you?
boz48730: nah, because I'm a rebel, that doesn't live by society's norms
aSortaPrincess: are you like judd nelson
boz48730: I'm uber judd nelson
boz48730: hey, I like judd
aSortaPrincess: then you should be adored by society
aSortaPrincess: especially molly ringwald
boz48730: I'm like three day old fish, just toss me out with the rest of the leftovers
boz48730: molly ringwald is evil
aSortaPrincess: are you glum today?
boz48730: yeah, cause my back hurts
aSortaPrincess: have mother boz walk on it
boz48730: and everyone hates me
boz48730: no way
aSortaPrincess: whatever you do don't put a gun in your mouth and do a video post
boz48730: I could do that
aSortaPrincess: no one hates you
boz48730: no one?
aSortaPrincess: well no one more than the usual
boz48730: then everyone is ignoring me
aSortaPrincess: who is "everyone"
boz48730: what is this the spanish inquistion?
aSortaPrincess: no hablo!
aSortaPrincess: i am trying to get deep in your soul and find out what the problem is
boz48730: don't pull that salma hayek act with me
boz48730: she was good in once upon a time in mexico, a movie I enjoyed in spite of myself
aSortaPrincess: i just can't bring myself to like her
aSortaPrincess: i have revised my list though
boz48730: oh?
boz48730: molly ringwald is on it now, right
aSortaPrincess: yeah her and whoopi
boz48730: good choice, hey I don't want to sound bitchy but what does Antonio Banderas see in what's her name?
aSortaPrincess: who? melanie?
boz48730: the one with the collagen disfigured lips, yeah melanie
aSortaPrincess: everyone has collagen disfigured lips
boz48730: not me
aSortaPrincess: i think he likes her for her milk money
boz48730: she was good in that
boz48730: she was better suited to sonny crockett though
aSortaPrincess: i saw this thing on vh1
aSortaPrincess: obsessed
boz48730: and?
boz48730: vh1 is like the new PBS
aSortaPrincess: where this guy was obsessed with miami vice and had a miami vice wedding and invited Tubs to be his best man and he actually went
boz48730: well, like tubbs had something better to do
aSortaPrincess: and the guy said if he had to choose between miami vice and his wife he would choose miami vice!
boz48730: who wouldn't!
aSortaPrincess: the guy cried only when tubbs made a toast, not when he saw his bride or anything
boz48730: what was the toast?
aSortaPrincess: the usual 'live long and prosper' or whatever
aSortaPrincess: AND
aSortaPrincess: the wedding cake was tubbs face
boz48730: no
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: noooooooooo
aSortaPrincess: it was a riot
aSortaPrincess: AND
aSortaPrincess: they had this big screen tv they were showing clips of the couple when they were young and stuff and then all of a sudden the miami vice soundtrack started and it played clips from the show
boz48730: I liked the part where the womens boobs were bouncing up and down
aSortaPrincess: you were there?
boz48730: no, on the intro to miami vice
aSortaPrincess: the guys actual best man was pissed that Tubbs came and took his place
boz48730: that's weak
aSortaPrincess: it was crazy
aSortaPrincess: people like that make me feel sane
boz48730: I could see him being pissed if it was the chubby guy, but not tubbs
aSortaPrincess: tubbs is the chubby guy isnt' he
boz48730: no
aSortaPrincess: i'm going to name my second born tubbs
aSortaPrincess: then why do they call him tubbs
aSortaPrincess: who is tubbs
boz48730: the black guy that crockett ignored after the first season
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: he's chubby
boz48730: ok the fat guy then
aSortaPrincess: who is the fat guy?
boz48730: I don't know his name
aSortaPrincess: well fine then
boz48730: (Link: http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/mtalbott.jpg)http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/mtalbott.jpg
boz48730: this guy
aSortaPrincess: i don't know him
aSortaPrincess: i never watched miami vice
boz48730: well, then you'd better not have a miami vice themed wedding
boz48730: (Link: http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/jdiehl.jpg)http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/jdiehl.jpg
boz48730: this guy was my favorite
aSortaPrincess: hmm
aSortaPrincess: i don't like him
boz48730: he's a man's man
boz48730: you wait, I can smell a miami vice movie coming along in the next year or two
aSortaPrincess: starring ben stilller?
boz48730: josh hartnett as crockett
boz48730: and gary coleman as tubbs
aSortaPrincess: i have a friend who looks EXACTLy like josh hartnett
aSortaPrincess: gary coleman hahaha
aSortaPrincess: he's dead though
boz48730: it's a guy right?
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: might have been better if it was a woman
aSortaPrincess: well
boz48730: gary is hasselhofs gay midget lover
aSortaPrincess: what can i say
aSortaPrincess: old news
boz48730: what can I say
boz48730: so tell me about your "friend" the josh hartnett look a like
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: i tell everyone he is gay
boz48730: you brought it up, you must want to talk about it
aSortaPrincess: no really
aSortaPrincess: i bring up a lot of things
boz48730: like phlegm
aSortaPrincess: mucus
boz48730: that's a pretty word isn't it, phlegm
aSortaPrincess: my leukemia of the knee is better
aSortaPrincess: no
boz48730: I was just going to ask about that
aSortaPrincess: yeah right
aSortaPrincess: here i am dying and you don't care!
boz48730: any scars?
aSortaPrincess: everyone hates me!
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: i saw a family of deer today
boz48730: at the IHOP?
boz48730: Denny's?
aSortaPrincess: in my back yard
boz48730: I get that once in awhile
aSortaPrincess: do they come up and knock on your door too?
aSortaPrincess: and ask if you want to buy cookies?
boz48730: I actually almost stepped on a deer that was asleep in the woods
aSortaPrincess: no way!
boz48730: yeah I did
aSortaPrincess: wow, it slept through it?
boz48730: I was walking my dog in the woods
boz48730: no
boz48730: he woke up when we were right next to him
aSortaPrincess: you don't have a dog
boz48730: scared the shit out of me
boz48730: not anymore
boz48730: but I did for 16 years
aSortaPrincess: what happened when he woke up
aSortaPrincess: wow
aSortaPrincess: i'm sorry
boz48730: he stampeded
aSortaPrincess: attacked you?
boz48730: no, took off in the other direction
aSortaPrincess: deer don't attack
boz48730: we ran into a skunk once too
aSortaPrincess: that was a trick question
aSortaPrincess: i'm so tricky!!!
aSortaPrincess: i should turn tricks
aSortaPrincess: what happened to the skunk?
boz48730: I know, and you notice how I go right on ignoring you
boz48730: to the skunk?
aSortaPrincess: my mom took a wild squirrel and kept him as a pet once
boz48730: as opposed to a domesticated squirrel
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: he ate through the box
boz48730: they do that
aSortaPrincess: and then he ate my mom
boz48730: with a nice chianti?
aSortaPrincess: do they do that too?
boz48730: the wild ones do
aSortaPrincess: no, with non alcoholic beer
aSortaPrincess: RIP mommy
boz48730: you call your mother mommy?
boz48730: how sweet
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: i don't actually speak to my mommy
boz48730: sign language right
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: no form of communication
boz48730: esp?
boz48730: well she's dead how could you
boz48730: I am channeling your mother as we speak
aSortaPrincess: what does she have to say
boz48730: stay away from gary sinisse
aSortaPrincess: nope
aSortaPrincess: my mother IS gary sinise
boz48730: well, no things are starting to make sense
boz48730: now
boz48730: doesn't he have a new show, CSI-Bangor?
aSortaPrincess: yeah and here's my review of it, i watched it while doing laundry:
boz48730: I think they should get the three stars of the various CSI's together, have them go to a convention on the same plane and have the plane crash
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aSortaPrincess: to make it clear that it's in NY they make it all dark like
aSortaPrincess: it's dumb
boz48730: what happened, I was disconnected!
aSortaPrincess: what?
boz48730: yeah, i was disconnected from chat for a second
aSortaPrincess: wow you missed a lot then
boz48730: I think they should get the three stars of the various CSI's together, have them go to a convention on the same plane and have the plane crash
aSortaPrincess: eva gabor stopped in to say hi
aSortaPrincess: there are only 3 stars?
boz48730: well, she always said she'd rather be in new york
boz48730: yeah, the number one guys
aSortaPrincess: that red headed bastard twin of william h. macy and gary sinise and who?
boz48730: sinise, the guy who looks like opie taylor and the guy on the original one
boz48730: the one no one knows the name of, but I saw him in a movie where reece witherspoon played his daughter and alyssa milano was reece's best friend and reece was being stalked by mark wahlberg
aSortaPrincess: oh yes
boz48730: fear
aSortaPrincess: the guy whose dog got killed by marky mark
boz48730: yeah
boz48730: I own that movie
aSortaPrincess: and he was an architect
boz48730: yeah
aSortaPrincess: you love it that much?
boz48730: and alyssa was a slut
aSortaPrincess: a druggie slut
boz48730: no, I got it when I promised not to stalk reece witherspoon anymore, it was her payoff to me
aSortaPrincess: did you get cruel intentions too?
aSortaPrincess: are you disconnected?
boz48730: I wish
boz48730: no
boz48730: William Petersen is the guy
aSortaPrincess: what happens when i click this
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aSortaPrincess: what happened
boz48730: nothing
aSortaPrincess: oh he is creepy looking there
boz48730: yeah, doing the fonzie
boz48730: ayhhhhhhhh
aSortaPrincess: if he was my dad i would act out too and go out with marky mark
boz48730: who wouldn't
boz48730: unless he brought donnie along
aSortaPrincess: donnie!
boz48730: you're still crushing on donnie, aren't you
aSortaPrincess: donnie was only my fourth favorite new kid
boz48730: how many were there?
aSortaPrincess: 5
boz48730: you didn't like the obviously gay one did you
aSortaPrincess: none of them were gay!
boz48730: yeah, right
aSortaPrincess: one of them is on the Surreal Life
aSortaPrincess: on the new pbs
aSortaPrincess: vh1
boz48730: thge gay one?
aSortaPrincess: jordan
aSortaPrincess: and he has a kid and likes WOMEN
aSortaPrincess: he's plump though now
boz48730: likes women but loves men
aSortaPrincess: you sound like you know what you're talking about there
boz48730: who else is on the surreal life on the new pbs
aSortaPrincess: charo
boz48730: mmmm
aSortaPrincess: AND!!!!
boz48730: she's even too old for me
aSortaPrincess: dave coulier
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
boz48730: does he constantly bring up alanis morrisette?
aSortaPrincess: no, but when he first came he was saying he was on full house blah blah and jordan was like "the one with the twins" and then said something like "i'd like to get them in the hot tub" and dave got all pissed off! ahahahaha
boz48730: hahaha
boz48730: dave is the reason that the twins have doubled their security staff
boz48730: but seriously, dave does the best bullwinkle I've ever heard
aSortaPrincess: brigitte nielsen is on there too
aSortaPrincess: yeah that's his claim to fame
boz48730: why don't I watch these shows?
aSortaPrincess: i don't know
boz48730: I'd watch a full house re-union if they ever had one
aSortaPrincess: but brigitte nielsen walks around naked
boz48730: but since kimmy gibbler died it'll never happen
aSortaPrincess: bob saggett died too
aSortaPrincess: AIDS
boz48730: hey, guess what other former teen got arrested last week
boz48730: tracey gold
aSortaPrincess: yes for DUI!
aSortaPrincess: with her kids!
aSortaPrincess: how nuts is she
aSortaPrincess: her mugshot looks soooo sad
boz48730: is she the skinny one?
boz48730: or the one from benson?
aSortaPrincess: the skinny eating disorder one
aSortaPrincess: from growing pains
boz48730: yeah
aSortaPrincess: oh man i loved benson
boz48730: hahaha
boz48730: jerry seinfeld was on benson
aSortaPrincess: i used to sneak up to watch it
aSortaPrincess: even though it was on at only lik e7:30
aSortaPrincess: my mom made me go to bed at like 5pm
boz48730: can you blame her
aSortaPrincess: i guess not since i was starting fires and stealing motorcycles
aSortaPrincess: but still i just really wanted to watch Benson!
boz48730: and running around with gary sinesse
aSortaPrincess: when i have kids i will make them go to bed at 5pm too
boz48730: didn't benson work for the governor of nh?
aSortaPrincess: benson IS the governor of NH
boz48730: well of course he is ... NOW
boz48730: and nancy kerrigan is the lt governor
aSortaPrincess: i wish!
boz48730: ooooooh, yesterday was eric's birthday
aSortaPrincess: i wish nancy kerrigan would teach me to ice skate
aSortaPrincess: stolz?
boz48730: I was gonna post it, but since everyone hates me ... is there any other eric?
aSortaPrincess: no one hates you!
aSortaPrincess: how old is he?
boz48730: 43
aSortaPrincess: minnie driver did a itunes play list
boz48730: he's older than cher!
aSortaPrincess: she should get together with eric stolz
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: cher is like 100
boz48730: yeah, but most of her parts are less than 43 years old
aSortaPrincess: cher scares me truthfully
aSortaPrincess: minnie driver looks like slash from guns n roses
boz48730: did you see the movie where she played a lawyer, now how believable is that?
aSortaPrincess: i did like mermaids
boz48730: cher not minnie
aSortaPrincess: but mostly for that guy that drove the bus
boz48730: otto?
aSortaPrincess: jake ryan from 16 candles
boz48730: christina ricci was in that too, wasn't she?
boz48730: jake ryan is dumb as cement
aSortaPrincess: winona too
boz48730: and bob hoskins
aSortaPrincess: i love jake ryan!
boz48730: what a cast!!!!
boz48730: so that's why you hate molly ringwald
aSortaPrincess: you hate molly, not me
aSortaPrincess: tell me why everyone hates you
boz48730: oh yeah, I forgot
boz48730: you'll have to ask them that
aSortaPrincess: well tell me why you think everyone hates you
boz48730: ohhh, one of your clever tricks to get me to talk
aSortaPrincess: well
aSortaPrincess: tell me
boz48730: sure, you'd like that, wouldn't you
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: I dunno, it's just a gut feeling
aSortaPrincess: i must have missed something
aSortaPrincess: i think it's just your meds
aSortaPrincess: paranoia
boz48730: ok, let's put it this way, they don't hate me, they just aren't fulfilling my needs adequately
boz48730: I'm high maintenence
aSortaPrincess: i mean, yeah, we had a meeting where we discussed how we would have you assasinated if necessary, but that has nothing to do with hate
aSortaPrincess: who are these people
boz48730: yeah, and you didn't invite me, see what I mean
aSortaPrincess: look how i'm here for you!
aSortaPrincess: in your time of need!
boz48730: cause I amuse you
aSortaPrincess: you do?
boz48730: once I stop making you laugh you'll be outta here like ...
aSortaPrincess: cat stevens?
aSortaPrincess: who did you stop making laugh?
boz48730: everyone
boz48730: look at my blog, no comments .... no comments, and I'm an internet icon, a diety!!!
aSortaPrincess: i commented yesterday
aSortaPrincess: but i don't matter
aSortaPrincess: i see how it is
boz48730: that was yesterday
boz48730: what have you done for me lately
aSortaPrincess: i am trying to help soothe your soul right this instant!
aSortaPrincess: you should eat some ramen
aSortaPrincess: or a lean pocket
aSortaPrincess: that always helps
aSortaPrincess: don't eat skittles
boz48730: how about some paste?
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: I am talking to you right now, am i not?
boz48730: I could eat skittles since I am going to the dentist in 11 hours
aSortaPrincess: he will be disappointed in you like mine was in me if you do
aSortaPrincess: and mine beats me when he's disappointed
boz48730: nah, mine just cracks lame jokes and then goes har har har
aSortaPrincess: hardy har har!
aSortaPrincess: i'm your dentist
boz48730: arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
aSortaPrincess: put down the skittles!
boz48730: but I'm keeping the paste
aSortaPrincess: well if you're going to do anything, snort it
boz48730: that's glue
aSortaPrincess: whatever
boz48730: i want paste
aSortaPrincess: do you really, becasue that means you're deficient
boz48730: in what?
boz48730: zil zheaton's lawyers contacted me yesterday
aSortaPrincess: b-12
aSortaPrincess: no they didn't
boz48730: oh,
boz48730: ok
aSortaPrincess: they did contact me though
boz48730: now that was a hilarious post
aSortaPrincess: as usual
boz48730: did you read vanessa's comment about antonio and johnny
boz48730: she said they are so femme they are almost pre-op
boz48730: If I gave an award for comment of the week that would win this weeks hands down
aSortaPrincess: FINE!
boz48730: oh, sorry, present company excluded
aSortaPrincess: everyone hates me!
boz48730: I should probably go to bed, rocky keeps whining about how his head hurts
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: ok don't post this though
boz48730: why not?
aSortaPrincess: because i divulged personal information in it
boz48730: your mom doesn't read it
aSortaPrincess: she does
aSortaPrincess: and i'm a role model
boz48730: what personal?
aSortaPrincess: i forget
aSortaPrincess: about how i love benson
boz48730: fine, well, I'll post it until you come up with a reason not to
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: i'm off my game today!
aSortaPrincess: i'm in a funk!
boz48730: I'm lauging on the outside
aSortaPrincess: i'm serious
boz48730: so
aSortaPrincess: so
aSortaPrincess: people might read it and think i'm boring
aSortaPrincess: when really i'm exciting
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: i crack myself up
boz48730: I'm about to gag fromlaughing
aSortaPrincess: but really
aSortaPrincess: gary sinise reads it
boz48730: he is such a bastard
aSortaPrincess: jonnie said it was a good idea that i stopped blogging
boz48730: oh, yeah and I forgot tracey gold reads it just before she starts drinking
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaa
boz48730: jonnie said that?
aSortaPrincess: it's the REASON she drinks
aSortaPrincess: yeah
aSortaPrincess: and I weeped
boz48730: what were his reasons?
aSortaPrincess: who needs reasons!
aSortaPrincess: I'm weeping right now
boz48730: he's just mad because he had a woodrow tonight
aSortaPrincess: i'm so hungry but it's so late if i eat i will have those nightmares about pamela smart
aSortaPrincess: well whatever!
boz48730: eat paste, it's light but filling and doesn't cause nightmares
aSortaPrincess: i have no paste
aSortaPrincess: if you don't post this i will make a post on RWBS
boz48730: drano will work just as good
aSortaPrincess: mmmm drano
aSortaPrincess: don't tempt me
boz48730: owwwwwwww my back hurts
aSortaPrincess: hahahahahaha
boz48730: no, I have to post this
aSortaPrincess: i'm sorry, i was substituting head for back
aSortaPrincess: why
boz48730: the world needs to know the truth
aSortaPrincess: what truth is that
boz48730: about you and gary sinesse
aSortaPrincess: noooooo
aSortaPrincess: gary made me sign a confidentiality agreement
boz48730: I'll tell you what, I'll change your name from aSortaPrincess to belle
aSortaPrincess: i will have to sell my organs and my cats to pay for the lawyers fees
aSortaPrincess: No!
aSortaPrincess: change it to something else
aSortaPrincess: like gary sinise
aSortaPrincess: then you can say you had a conversation with gary sinise!
boz48730: is he threatening you>
aSortaPrincess: yes, right now
boz48730: he's got a knife to your throat, doesn't he
boz48730: my dinner with gary sinise
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: it's the only way
aSortaPrincess: the truth is
aSortaPrincess: that time my ear was bleeding
boz48730: that's settled, I'm going to bed as soon as I post my dinner with gary sinise
aSortaPrincess: that was gary
boz48730: the bastard!
aSortaPrincess: are you weeping?
boz48730: he probably said he was doing research for CSI New Hampshire, right
boz48730: and needed a blood sample
aSortaPrincess: i was so naive!
aSortaPrincess: he said he had to swab my ear for dna
boz48730: some people use their celebrity status for their own sick pleasures
aSortaPrincess: well i won't when i'm a celebrity
boz48730: yeah, that's what gary sinise said
aSortaPrincess: gary sinise was born a celebrity
aSortaPrincess: gary sinise and star jones work for the devil
boz48730: wasn't he mikey from the life commercials?
aSortaPrincess: no he was gary
boz48730: gary the one who egged mikey on?
boz48730: is he doing stuff to you now?
aSortaPrincess: the one who put drano in mikey's life
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: help me
boz48730: don't make a video of it whatever it is
aSortaPrincess: no?
aSortaPrincess: gary doesn't show up on film
boz48730: it's worse than I thought
aSortaPrincess: you have no idea
aSortaPrincess: and you thought you had it bad
aSortaPrincess: so everyone hates you
boz48730: that twisted bastard
aSortaPrincess: atleast gary sinise isn't giving you the bad touch and bursting your ear drums
aSortaPrincess: are you eating paste right now
aSortaPrincess: and weeping?
aSortaPrincess: don't cry boz
boz48730: well, I really have to go to bed, say goodnight to gary for me, and tell him I really loved him in Ransom
aSortaPrincess: will do
boz48730: night
aSortaPrincess: night
boz48730: over and out
aSortaPrincess: over!
aSortaPrincess: roger!
boz48730: don't call me roger
aSortaPrincess: gary made me do it
aSortaPrincess: goodnight
boz48730: the bastard
boz48730: night

My dinner with Belle #3

Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 19 01:39:35 2004
aSortaPrincess: oh no, I missed the anniversary?
boz48730: yeah, there was tang and everything too!
aSortaPrincess: oh man, i never miss out on tang!
boz48730: oh well
boz48730: where have you been?
aSortaPrincess: i'm afraid you don't have the security clearance to hear that
boz48730: I have a top secret clearance from my spy days in the air force that I never let lapse
aSortaPrincess: what level?
boz48730: top secret
aSortaPrincess: yeah, this is POP secret
aSortaPrincess: was there cake?
boz48730: nah, I only go up to Act II
boz48730: there's always cake
aSortaPrincess: have you tried that cinnabon popcorn
boz48730: no, as wild as I get is kettle corn
aSortaPrincess: i throw up on the inside just thinking about it
aSortaPrincess: i was trying to take your trivia challenge
boz48730: I think marci was killed in the hurricane
aSortaPrincess: can i have her stuff?
aSortaPrincess: maybe I was killed in the hurricane
aSortaPrincess: and that explains my absence
boz48730: maybe you are marci
boz48730: and that would explain why you want her stuff
aSortaPrincess: maybe
boz48730: how did you do on the trivia, it's mostly old school stuff
aSortaPrincess: no, i don't like midgets
aSortaPrincess: i could only answer one
aSortaPrincess: make that two
boz48730: which one ... which two?
aSortaPrincess: ok three
boz48730: three is good
aSortaPrincess: your zip code, dvl's name, and gothy grrl hahahahaha
boz48730: duh, you should have gotten the first one right just by scrolling up to the top of the page
aSortaPrincess: oh wait i knew that too
aSortaPrincess: i missed that question
aSortaPrincess: so who is the voice of your conscience
boz48730: frank sinatra
aSortaPrincess: and who is your illegitimate daughter
boz48730: cacoa
boz48730: four right, you might just win, hell, one right you might just win
aSortaPrincess: what do i win!!!!!!!!!!!
aSortaPrincess: i also know the pimpress one
aSortaPrincess: can i have a puppy
aSortaPrincess: a chocolate one
boz48730: sure
boz48730: why not
boz48730: but if you get kicked out of your condo, don't come crying to me
aSortaPrincess: i would too
aSortaPrincess: i'd have to go live with mother boz
boz48730: noooooooo
boz48730: nooooooooooooooooooo
aSortaPrincess: don't fight it
boz48730: I slept all day today
aSortaPrincess: i bet i have you beat
aSortaPrincess: i got up at 7:30pm!
boz48730: geez
aSortaPrincess: i have been comatose lately
boz48730: all night bender?
boz48730: shock treatment?
aSortaPrincess: i went to bed at noon
boz48730: lobotomy?
boz48730: noon today or noon yesterday?
aSortaPrincess: noon today
aSortaPrincess: i had just flown in from my secret assignment in bangladesh
boz48730: did you see that kid that george harrison adopted?
aSortaPrincess: i'm worried i have the rat poisoning
aSortaPrincess: i can play a george harrison song on the clarinet
boz48730: which one
aSortaPrincess: i've got my mind set on you
boz48730: no, which george harrison
aSortaPrincess: there's more than one?
boz48730: well, not anymore
boz48730: at least not living
aSortaPrincess: you're not concerned that i have the rat poisoning?
boz48730: they made two videos of that song
aSortaPrincess: am i in one?
boz48730: "THE" rat poisioning?
boz48730: yeah, you're in the clarinet version
aSortaPrincess: yes THE
aSortaPrincess: am i wearing a jean skirt?
boz48730: now?
aSortaPrincess: I also think I have the leukemia of the right knee
aSortaPrincess: no, in the video
boz48730: what am I the amazing randi???
aSortaPrincess: do people still wear jean skirts?
boz48730: yeah, i saw a girl today wearing one
aSortaPrincess: you're probably wearing one
aSortaPrincess: it doesn't count if you had traveled back in time
boz48730: no, but I could put one on if it would amuse you
aSortaPrincess: you have one handy?
boz48730: one?
boz48730: haha, try a closet full
aSortaPrincess: two?
aSortaPrincess: a tupperware full you mean
boz48730: bite me
aSortaPrincess: the plot thickens
boz48730: I really did see a girl in a jean skirt today
aSortaPrincess: maybe it was me from the past visiting
aSortaPrincess: did i have a clarinet?
boz48730: she was listening to hall and oates
aSortaPrincess: maneater?
aSortaPrincess: it really was me
aSortaPrincess: you were visited from the ghost of belle past
boz48730: yeah, it could have been you, I thought it was a machine gun case, but it could have held a clarinet
boz48730: and a maching gun
aSortaPrincess: i couldn't afford a case
aSortaPrincess: or a clarinet
aSortaPrincess: i built mine out of dryer lint and sticks from the woods mikey and i started on fire
boz48730: did you tie a rope around it and sling it over your back like the hippie jonnies used to do?
aSortaPrincess: i wore it as a necklace
boz48730: I turn all my dryer lint in at the hospital they use it as sterile gauze
boz48730: it's a community hospital
boz48730: it all helps
boz48730: if mikey were to show up at your door tonight would you invite him in for Boggle?
aSortaPrincess: that depends
aSortaPrincess: if cher was w ith him or not
boz48730: mom, my head hurts
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: that makes me laugh every time!
boz48730: the classics never go out of style
aSortaPrincess: what is super granny
boz48730: I beg your pardon?
aSortaPrincess: never mind
aSortaPrincess: i was looking at the AIM games
boz48730: oh
boz48730: I'm on trillian not aim
aSortaPrincess: well aren't you special!!!!
boz48730: all the kids at the cool table are on trillian
aSortaPrincess: i hear music when there isn't any music
aSortaPrincess: i probably have some rare form of tinnitus that causes me to hear ashlee simpson and bach instead of ringing
boz48730: I have tinnitus
aSortaPrincess: do you really?
boz48730: yep
boz48730: answer the damn phone!
boz48730: oh, nevermind
aSortaPrincess: that doesn't mean you have tinnitus!
aSortaPrincess: i hear the phone all the time too
aSortaPrincess: but usually it is really ringing
boz48730: well I don't operate a sex line so I wouldn't really know about that
aSortaPrincess: did you receive a blow to the head?
aSortaPrincess: that is sometimes the cause of tinnitus
boz48730: tonight?
aSortaPrincess: any night
boz48730: no, but I did stare charlie down from the wrong end of a bayonet, could that cause it?
aSortaPrincess: maybe you take too much asprin
boz48730: I don't take aspirin
aSortaPrincess: liar!
aSortaPrincess: an asprin a day!
boz48730: I use pamprin
aSortaPrincess: you should switch to midol
boz48730: I use that too
boz48730: and you know it does help with the cramping
aSortaPrincess: does it help with the mood swings?
aSortaPrincess: i usually just kill someone, that helps
boz48730: mood rings... mood rings?
aSortaPrincess: you DO have tinnitus
boz48730: did you ever have a mood ring?
aSortaPrincess: i wish i had one now
aSortaPrincess: i used to put mine in the freezer
boz48730: I had earth shoes but no mood ring
aSortaPrincess: earth shoes?
aSortaPrincess: the arch nemesis of moon boots?
boz48730: you don't know what earth shoes are?
aSortaPrincess: nope
boz48730: they were popular back in the seventies, they were supposed to help your posture,
aSortaPrincess: likely story
boz48730: they still sell them too
aSortaPrincess: they still sell crack too
boz48730: I'm trying to find a picture
aSortaPrincess: i think i just blew out my left ear drum
boz48730: you're a walking grey's anatomy aren't you
aSortaPrincess: GRAY!
boz48730: whatever
aSortaPrincess: i've killed for less
aSortaPrincess: i'm a descendent of henry gray
boz48730: who is he?
boz48730: (Link: http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/good-earth/divine1.jpg)http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/good-earth/divine1.jpg
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: those are cute
aSortaPrincess: put them on with your jean skirt
boz48730: they look nicer now, newer styles
boz48730: no, with my bellbottom cords, snap button cowboy shirt and my jean jacket
boz48730: this is the kind I had!!!
boz48730: (Link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8131665227&rd=1#ebayphotohosting)http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8131665227&rd=1#ebayphotohosting
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: i like the other ones better
boz48730: well, yeah, these are thirty years old
aSortaPrincess: so you wore a size5 womens
boz48730: only on crossdressing night
boz48730: I think I'll bid on them
aSortaPrincess: yeah you totally should. and then you should bid on a wig too
aSortaPrincess: did you hear macaulay culkin was arrested for being a crack whore
boz48730: damn, I was just thinking about him
aSortaPrincess: marijuanna actually
aSortaPrincess: i can't even spell marijaunananjajaklfjilasjdflka hahahaha
boz48730: his movie was on tonight, or was it last night
aSortaPrincess: i think they should let him go
aSortaPrincess: it should be a law that you have to BE on drugs to travel through oklahoma city
boz48730: why was he there?
aSortaPrincess: no one knows
aSortaPrincess: it is one the worlds greatest mysteries
boz48730: his ex wifes movie was on tonight
aSortaPrincess: i think what happened was he was abducted by aliens
boz48730: the one where she spends all her time naked and on the toilet
aSortaPrincess: what's it called?
boz48730: Bully
boz48730: it was on IFC
boz48730: actually the part she played could very easily been based on you
aSortaPrincess: what!
aSortaPrincess: i don't spend all day on the toilet!
boz48730: she was the brains behind the murder
boz48730: she manipulated the rest of the gang
boz48730: it was a good movie
boz48730: rent it
boz48730: buy it
boz48730: steal it
boz48730: **** says gene siskal
aSortaPrincess: gene is dead!
aSortaPrincess: you won't fool me again with that!
boz48730: poor gene
aSortaPrincess: so do you think i could be the brains behind a murder
boz48730: again?
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: well, you did mastermind the pamela smart thing, didn't you?
aSortaPrincess: i wish!
aSortaPrincess: don't mind the blood pouring out of my left ear please
aSortaPrincess: I don't think I could manipulate the crowd
aSortaPrincess: no one ever believes me anymore
boz48730: stick some kleenex in your ear, it always helps me
aSortaPrincess: I'm about to stick a hammer in there
boz48730: you have a hammer handy?
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: I should buy a pair of earth shoes, the original 70's hippie earth shoe
aSortaPrincess: you should
boz48730: (Link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8132210028&tc=photo)http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8132210028&tc=photo
boz48730: 19.99 buy it now
aSortaPrincess: don't they make them in any other colors?
aSortaPrincess: like pink?
aSortaPrincess: that isn't your color
boz48730: the only one in my size though
aSortaPrincess: well ok
aSortaPrincess: but what if you catch something
boz48730: you mean they aren't new?
boz48730: forget it!!!!
aSortaPrincess: I can see it now
aSortaPrincess: it will end badly, you having to get your foot cut off
boz48730: this is making me all nostalgic, I feel like watching Welcome Back Kotter
aSortaPrincess: and the surgeon will be that inmate mother boz is trying to set you up with
boz48730: now they wore earth shoes!
aSortaPrincess: i wonder if welcome back kotter is out on dvd
boz48730: it's on vhs on ebay
boz48730: no dvd but it is on beta!
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: the vhs on ebay is someone's personal copy
boz48730: my sister had a beta max player, it was as big as a volkswagon
boz48730: guess what is on dvd???
boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000ZMH92.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000ZMH92.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
boz48730: it looks like a michael jackson slumber party!
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: why do they have ice cream
boz48730: they are at the diner
aSortaPrincess: that's scary
boz48730: Rob's place
aSortaPrincess: is this the same diner whoopi took the crazy interrupted girls to for ice cream
aSortaPrincess: how do i get there
boz48730: practice
aSortaPrincess: mapquest me some directions
boz48730: I think Re-Run rode the short bus with Corky
boz48730: you know Dee is a vet
boz48730: she fought in Desert Storm
boz48730: nah, she's a veteranarian
boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
boz48730: Dy-nooooooooo-mite
boz48730: my uncle used to call me Dynomite after JJ
aSortaPrincess: did he really
boz48730: yep
aSortaPrincess: before or after the bad touch
boz48730: during
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: excellent
aSortaPrincess: i think that guy is cute
boz48730: which one
aSortaPrincess: the dad guy
boz48730: john amos
aSortaPrincess: OJ
aSortaPrincess: does he have famous cookies?
boz48730: hahaha
boz48730: how come janet jackson isn't pictured?
aSortaPrincess: she had a wardrobe malfunction
boz48730: Dy-nooooooooooooo-mite!
boz48730: did you know that Jay Leno and David Letterman both used to work for Jimmie Walker as joke writers
boz48730: I used to have hair like the blonde guy
boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
aSortaPrincess: there is no blonde guy
aSortaPrincess: is this a joke
aSortaPrincess: you had an afro?
boz48730: no, hutch!
boz48730: keepup
aSortaPrincess: I'm trying
boz48730: it's the ear thing, right
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: totally throwing off my balance
boz48730: hutch is wearing earth shoes too
aSortaPrincess: you sent me the wrong link too
aSortaPrincess: so it's your fault i can't see
boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00018D3RI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00018D3RI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
boz48730: that should work
aSortaPrincess: i do see a striking resemblance now
aSortaPrincess: do you have a jean jacket
aSortaPrincess: to wear with your jean skirt
boz48730: i did
boz48730: but it was more form fitting than hutch's
boz48730: but I did have a leather jacket just like starsky's
aSortaPrincess: move over bacon, it's time for SIZZLElean!
boz48730: but I never wore the collar of my shirt over the collar of my jacket
aSortaPrincess: i just saw a listmania on amazon that said "tv for people who like to be challenged" but i thought it said "tv for people who are challenged"
aSortaPrincess: that explains a lot then
boz48730: unless I was drunk or in a hurry
boz48730: I love the amazon listmania's
aSortaPrincess: you looked more like one of these guys
aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008EY6N.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008EY6N.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
aSortaPrincess: i used to have hair like the girl in the middle here
boz48730: no I didn't, my other uncle used to call me Hutch, all the time
boz48730: what girl?
aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001ZMWYG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001ZMWYG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
boz48730: mmmmmmm lynda carter
boz48730: with a y
aSortaPrincess: wow even when she was on charlie's angels farrah fawcett looked like she could kill her kids while rocking out to duran duran
boz48730: this is as much fun as infomercials
aSortaPrincess: i miss the man with the big saggy breasts holding up jack lalanne though
boz48730: john ritter?
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: RIP
boz48730: his wife and kids are suing the hosptia;
boz48730: l
aSortaPrincess: they are?
aSortaPrincess: his son is on that show with the girl that talks to god
boz48730: ???
aSortaPrincess: what are they suing for?
boz48730: his wife was the crystal bernards sister on Wings
aSortaPrincess: yeah I know that
aSortaPrincess: now she is going to have an affair with fonzie
boz48730: for money
boz48730: poor crystal
aSortaPrincess: is she dead too

boz48730: no, but didn't she used to date fonzie too
aSortaPrincess: you should get a cowboy hat to wear with your earth shoes and jean skirt and jacket combo
aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001WTWXI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001WTWXI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
boz48730: I always wanted a cowbot hat
aSortaPrincess: i have a feeling it is only a matter of time unti crystal bernard becomes a lifetime movie
aSortaPrincess: i always wanted to be daisy
boz48730: but more like the kind Hoss wore on Bonanza
boz48730: tell me those two aren't gay
aSortaPrincess: they aren't gay
boz48730: they could have been extras in the Al Pacino movie Cruising
boz48730: they never had dates, did they?
aSortaPrincess: bo is married
boz48730: sure that stuff is legal in hawaii
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: to a woman!
aSortaPrincess: he is on smallville now
boz48730: I never understood why daisy duke wore pantyhose with her daisy dukes, she even wore pantyhose to bed
aSortaPrincess: you have a fetish for that don't you
aSortaPrincess: maybe she had vericose veins
boz48730: I have a fetish for vericose veins
boz48730: it's the latest plastic surgery rage in hollywood
aSortaPrincess: maybe she had prosthesis and the pantyhose were keeping it on
boz48730: I read where sarah michelle geller just had some vericose vein implants
boz48730: you have a prothesis fetish don't you
aSortaPrincess: who doesn't
boz48730: paul mccartney does
aSortaPrincess: paul mccartney IS a prosthesis
boz48730: I thought he was antithesis
aSortaPrincess: anti something!
boz48730: he's still my favorite beatle
aSortaPrincess: I'll be sure to let him know
boz48730: he's a client of yours?
boz48730: I bet he makes you talk like yoko ono
aSortaPrincess: like I don't already talk like yoko ono
boz48730: your time in the white slave trade in tokyo wasn't a waste after all
aSortaPrincess: all i know is in the middle of the phone sex he got kinda upset when i tried to throw in how i could play a george harrison song on my clarinet
aSortaPrincess: i make the most of any situation
boz48730: he probably thought you said you played george harrison's clarinet
boz48730: wink wink
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
boz48730: I hope this will amuse your anonymous commenter
aSortaPrincess: you shouldn't post it
aSortaPrincess: someone hates me!
boz48730: someone?
aSortaPrincess: who is it?
aSortaPrincess: you?
aSortaPrincess: ok, everyone
boz48730: it's martin sheen's wife
boz48730: afro sheen
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
boz48730: that is her name, isn't it?
aSortaPrincess: nope
aSortaPrincess: Janet
aSortaPrincess: Janet Jackson Sheen
boz48730: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
boz48730: liar
aSortaPrincess: who is it though
boz48730: did you see the art pictures I posted on buzznet
aSortaPrincess: not yet
boz48730: the anonymous commenter?
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: I think it's either pee wee herman or gallagher
aSortaPrincess: you mean the pictures of your hands
boz48730: no, the newer ones
aSortaPrincess: the shaving ones?
boz48730: yeah
boz48730: and the foggy mirror one
aSortaPrincess: you look like you are in pain
aSortaPrincess: you should submit those to LIFE
boz48730: when am I not in pain
boz48730: i could win a pulitzer for the foggy mirror b&w
aSortaPrincess: that is pretty good
aSortaPrincess: I will nominate you
boz48730: life cereal?
aSortaPrincess: mikey likes it
boz48730: cher's mikey?
aSortaPrincess: oiafjioejfoiajf
aSortaPrincess: oh my god
boz48730: it always comes back to mikey with you, doesn't it
aSortaPrincess: you won't believe this but i swear it's true
boz48730: mikey just dropped by!
aSortaPrincess: i was just looking to see why emilio and charlie were spazzing out
aSortaPrincess: my cats are playing with matches!
boz48730: bad kitties
boz48730: bad
aSortaPrincess: that's hysterical
boz48730: they've been spending too much time with the catnip monkey of doom
aSortaPrincess: there is nothing left of the catnip mokey of doom
boz48730: not even the tail?
aSortaPrincess: the tail is the first thing to go
boz48730: damn
aSortaPrincess: you went camping in the park?
boz48730: no
boz48730: i went picture taking in the park
aSortaPrincess: why is there a park for refugee children there
aSortaPrincess: AND WHERE ARE ALL THE CHILDREN
aSortaPrincess: your buzznet reads like a murder mystery
boz48730: this sounds like an episode of twilight zone
aSortaPrincess: maybe it is
aSortaPrincess: where is your stalker
boz48730: oh, the buzznet stalker
boz48730: she is on hiatus, she was stalking everyone, not just me
aSortaPrincess: oh
aSortaPrincess: she wasnt' stalking me
boz48730: everyone on buzznet
aSortaPrincess: i am on buzznet
boz48730: did you see the pic of the exericse area of the county jail?
aSortaPrincess: No!
boz48730: then maybe you are the one doing the stalking
boz48730: (Link: http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?p=2&id=520023)http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?p=2&id=520023
aSortaPrincess: is her name xxxxxxxxxxx
boz48730: no
aSortaPrincess: who were you visiting
aSortaPrincess: that man mother boz set you up with?
boz48730: no, I was visiting mother boz
aSortaPrincess: ok listen boz
boz48730: ok
aSortaPrincess: i see all these pictures of children's parks and stuff
aSortaPrincess: BUT NO CHILDREN
aSortaPrincess: what is going on over there at the refugee camp
aSortaPrincess: who is yyyyyy
boz48730: you don't see the children?
aSortaPrincess: umm no
boz48730: the children are everywhere
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha noooo!
boz48730: she is the 16 year old girl who said I was 'awesome"
aSortaPrincess: she really likes you
aSortaPrincess: you post a pic of keys and she says "i wish i had keys like that"
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: that is hysterical
boz48730: I make her call me gramps
boz48730: don't make fun now
aSortaPrincess: hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
boz48730: cause I got really nice keys
aSortaPrincess: wow i just looked at her buzznet
boz48730: yeah, all pervy and stuff
aSortaPrincess: kids these days!
boz48730: look at all the pervs leaving pervy comments too
aSortaPrincess: nah, i got bored
aSortaPrincess: i am only interested in seeing pictures of child refugees
boz48730: that happens a lot with you
boz48730: it's a HARBOR OF REFUGE, not refugees!!!
aSortaPrincess: wow, aren't we excitable
aSortaPrincess: i can call it whatever i like
boz48730: oh, can you no
boz48730: now
aSortaPrincess: i like my version better
boz48730: think of the children!
aSortaPrincess: doesn't matter since they ARENT THERE
boz48730: they are there
aSortaPrincess: uh huh
boz48730: you have to believe
boz48730: do you believe???
aSortaPrincess: no ronald mcdonald, i don't believe in magic
boz48730: they are all at a pool party at yyyyyy's house
aSortaPrincess: damn
boz48730: weren't invited, were you
aSortaPrincess: i am not a refugee like everyone else in East Taiwan
boz48730: hahahaha
boz48730: hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
boz48730: ah go to Bangor for Boggle
aSortaPrincess: what?
aSortaPrincess: no hablo
boz48730: and you'd better put a smoke alarm over the kitty litter box
aSortaPrincess: i took the matches away
boz48730: and the bic lighter under their bed?
boz48730: you didn't know about that, did you
aSortaPrincess: they don't have a bed
aSortaPrincess: i lock them in the bathroom at night
boz48730: dude! that is so evil
aSortaPrincess: i put a night light in there
boz48730: sure, to ease your conscious, damn if it helps the cats any
boz48730: conscinsce
aSortaPrincess: i think they like it
boz48730: guilt
aSortaPrincess: it's a big room really
boz48730: yeah, I bet in the morning you find the two of them huddled together for protection from the evil one eyed beast in the corner
aSortaPrincess: why is my neighbor in the corner?
aSortaPrincess: they usually are huddled together though
aSortaPrincess: but i think they just love each other
boz48730: the cats and the neighbor?
aSortaPrincess: i have to do it anyway, otherwise they are trouble
aSortaPrincess: don't tell ASPCA on me
boz48730: do they protest?
aSortaPrincess: or i will tell them you collect refugee children
aSortaPrincess: sometimes
aSortaPrincess: they run away when i try to get them
aSortaPrincess: if i just had charlie i would let him sleep with me
boz48730: oh sure
boz48730: that's what heidi said
aSortaPrincess: but emilio is trouble and together, forget it, they just jump on my head and stuff
aSortaPrincess: and i bet she wasn't the only one
boz48730: It's late
aSortaPrincess: i only sleep for like one hour a night anyway, i dont want it to be disrupted
aSortaPrincess: yes it is!
aSortaPrincess: don't post this since i named names!
boz48730: time to put your cats in the gas chamber, I mean the bathroom for the night
aSortaPrincess: it's better than burying them in the backyard
boz48730: i guess
boz48730: I'm posting this,
aSortaPrincess: you can't
boz48730: why not
aSortaPrincess: i named names of all your buzznet friends
boz48730: so, like they'd read this?
aSortaPrincess: they will when i email it to them
boz48730: then it doesn't matter, does it
aSortaPrincess: FINE!
aSortaPrincess: edit it out
boz48730: I will, I'll give them fake identities
aSortaPrincess: edit everything except for your love of refugee camps
aSortaPrincess: ok
aSortaPrincess: I'm going to bed
boz48730: don't make me start singing tom petty songs
boz48730: goodnight belle
aSortaPrincess: night boz!
boz48730: night
Session Close (aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 19 03:55:31 2004


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My afternoon snack with Rosa

Session Start (MSN - boz:kitty): Tue Sep 14 01:30:35 2004
kitty: told ya
kitty: see im here.. at home
boz: liar
kitty: shutup
boz: how do I know it's you
kitty: rolo polo?
boz: who?
kitty: rosa posa
boz: this is your grandfather, isn't it
kitty: *incoherant rambling*
boz: rosa!!!!
boz: I knew it was you
kitty: fuck u!

kitty: :)
boz: you've always been so sweet to me
kitty: yeah... as sweet as vinegar
boz: vinegar tits!
kitty: stop talking about my mams like that
kitty: thats what trolly calls em
kitty: "mams"
kitty: lol
boz: you should get a job as a matron in a women's prison
kitty: no!
kitty: i waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good looking for that
boz: and change your name to vera
kitty: aloe vera
boz: vinegar tits vera
kitty: not me!
kitty: never!

boz: man, a woman just had her eyelids cut off
kitty: huh?
boz: but it's only a movie
kitty: phew!

kitty: that'd be painful
kitty: how are u bozzie?
boz: not if you were dead
boz: I is good
kitty: coolo
boz: it's winter down there, isn't it
boz: answer me dammit!!!!
kitty: no spring
boz: hey, I've seen a couple aussie movies in the past week
kitty: esplain
boz: Fortress starring Rachel Ward
kitty: nope
boz: yep
kitty: what else
boz: she is a school teacher who is kidnapped along with all her pupils
kitty: where?
boz: in the outback
boz: I think
kitty: ok
boz: a country school, they say it was based on a true story
kitty: iiiiiiiiiiiinteresting
kitty: what else
boz: the hard word with guy pearce and rachel griffiths
kitty: ive been ,meaning to see that
kitty: should i bother>
kitty: ??

boz: ehhhh, kind of slow moving for an action movie
kitty: ok
boz: rachel griffiths was blond and she was supposed to be sexy
kitty: and?
boz: didn't work
kitty: oops
kitty: her bad
boz: yeah, she's cute enough when she's normal, but no blonde bombshell
kitty: hmmmmm i see your point
kitty: ive changed some settings on me blogoroonie
boz: what did you do?
kitty: not much
boz: I thought you were going to make a big change
kitty: i will prolly in the school hols
kitty: i just cant find anything i really like
boz: when is the holiday?
kitty: one week after this
boz: how long?
kitty: two weeks i think
boz: that's pretty good
boz: are the cleaners still on strike at school?
kitty: yeah im pretty burned out
kitty: nup
kitty: they came back yesterday
boz: I bet they had a mess to clean up
boz: did you help them?
kitty: yeah they still havent caught up
boz: are the tards back?
kitty: mmmhmmm
kitty: :)

kitty: did u sense how carefree i was last week
kitty: lol
boz: and the gay footie tecacher, have you molested him yet?
boz: teacher
kitty: not GAY

kitty: he has been sick the last two days
boz: whatever
boz: probably on holiday with his gay lover
kitty: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
kitty: no no
boz: there is nothing wrong with it
kitty: come to think of it i would much rather he didnt want to go out with me becaquse he is gay than because i repulsive
kitty: i * am repulsive
boz: or illiterate
kitty: bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllegh
kitty: where is the new blog of yours
kitty: the chatwars one
boz: oh hold on
boz: (Link: http://chatwars.blogspot.com/)http://chatwars.blogspot.com/
boz: there ya go, you are on it
boz: I'm thinking about making some anonymous comments about you
kitty: (Link: http://www.blogger.com/templates/moto_ms/sample.html)http://www.blogger.com/templates/moto_ms/sample.html
kitty: whaddaya mean
boz: stalker type comments
boz: that is awfully pink
kitty: i know
kitty: stalker comments where/
boz: in the comments on chatwars
kitty: ok whatever
boz: what about this is so hard to understand?
kitty: sorry
kitty: im dehydrated
boz: you are not
boz: not sorry
kitty: i really like that pink one
boz: you may be dehydrated
kitty: blah blah
boz: you can take any of them and make them pink
kitty: i know but thats ALREADY done for a busy working mum like me
boz: jane doe is kind of cute, don't you think
kitty: yeah... she is dead
boz: so sad
boz: too bad
kitty: meow?
boz: do they call dead corpses jane does down there too
kitty: lol
boz: as opposed to live corpses
kitty: mmmmmmmm.. to much CSO here
kitty: lol
kitty: CSI

boz: they fired two of the stars on that show
kitty: which ones? john and jane?
boz: the younger woman and the younger guy
kitty: oh right!
kitty: (puzzled)
kitty: so rwbs has been kinda dead lately
boz: it always is on the weekend
kitty: oh yeah
kitty: i foorgetted
boz: and since sandra has been visting nacho jonnie, neither of them spend much time there
kitty: yeah
kitty: theyre too busy bonking
kitty: i think ill use that template
kitty: the pink one
boz: you mean boinking
kitty: booooooooooooink
kitty: u know those germans they love sex
kitty: i saw it in a movie once
kitty: about a rich bored housewife and a pool cleaner
boz: jonnie told me they were cyber sexing one time and he almost killed himself
kitty: ?
boz: he fell over or something
kitty: lol
kitty: woops
boz: ohhh, yeah I saw that movie too
kitty: uhoh
kitty: i think i need to go go go
boz: welcome to woop woop
kitty: yeap
kitty: ciao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Dinner With Belle: Part 2

Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 12 02:15:59 2004
aSortaPrincess: jessica simpson is on the proactiv infomercial
aSortaPrincess: and so is vanessa williams
aSortaPrincess: and i think i just saw emmanuel lewis
boz48730: what is proactiv?
aSortaPrincess: geez boz
boz48730: in the apartment complex?
boz48730: what geez?
aSortaPrincess: in my living room, watching the infomercial
aSortaPrincess: he called me ma'am
aSortaPrincess: it's that acne medication or something
boz48730: oh, i thought it was that male penile enhacement thing
aSortaPrincess: claudia swiffer too
boz48730: I have no idea who she is
boz48730: did she invent the swiffer cleaning system?
aSortaPrincess: No, you're thinking of florence henderson
boz48730: I'm ALWAYS thinking of florence henderson!!!
boz48730: I mean who could I not?
boz48730: how not who
aSortaPrincess: she is on the proactiv infomercial too
aSortaPrincess: said she used to have major acne
boz48730: that was my commanding officer Major Rance Acne
aSortaPrincess: but for 39.95 a month and some good sex from greg brady it all went away
boz48730: love his 'fro
aSortaPrincess: I would change my name
boz48730: to what?
aSortaPrincess: Judith LIght
boz48730: is she still the boss?
aSortaPrincess: i wonder why tony danza isn't on the infomercial, they must have had a fallilng out
boz48730: tony danza is so lucky that every character he has ever played has been named tony
aSortaPrincess: coincidence?
aSortaPrincess: I think not
boz48730: divine intervention?
aSortaPrincess: judith light intervention
boz48730: I have an australian movie on starring rachel griffiths and guy pearce
boz48730: she is such a slut
aSortaPrincess: welcome to woop woop?
boz48730: no, the hard word
boz48730: that was on yesterday, woop woop
aSortaPrincess: I know, saw that
aSortaPrincess: it's on all the time
boz48730: the classics should always be on
boz48730: I'm getting might sick of an american wedding
aSortaPrincess: you should just change the channel and watch the proactiv infomercial, it's much more entertaining
boz48730: what channel?
boz48730: because I am all over judith light
aSortaPrincess: FX
aSortaPrincess: Judith Light just gave a shot out to you!
boz48730: got it, hey I've only got six minutes to order
aSortaPrincess: hurry up then
boz48730: is that the vanessa williams who got her miss america crown stripped because she stripped?
aSortaPrincess: yep
aSortaPrincess: this is like a low budget porno/informercial
boz48730: how can she show her face after such a fiasco?
aSortaPrincess: you missed jessica simpson washing her face in slow mo
boz48730: is that oj's daughter?
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: could be
boz48730: the one that hates him and wants to kill him
aSortaPrincess: I think that is nicole
aSortaPrincess: oh wait, no that was his wife
boz48730: what was her name?
boz48730: guthny ranker?
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: oh god nooooooooooooo
aSortaPrincess: celine dion
boz48730: where?
aSortaPrincess: wow, this is too weird, look at this
boz48730: is she emmanuel's date?
aSortaPrincess: BJ/MJ says:
i like Boz's blog too
boz48730: huh?
boz48730: who is bj/mj?
aSortaPrincess: that is weird, a friend of mine, she just threw that in there randomly
aSortaPrincess: Celine Dion and emmanuel lewis are fighting
boz48730: like danny bonaduce and greg brady did on fox?
boz48730: I want a derma peel
aSortaPrincess: the truth is I invented derma peel
aSortaPrincess: ewww
boz48730: she is the most beautiful woman in america, for sure
aSortaPrincess: she is scary
boz48730: I know
aSortaPrincess: why is she so tan
boz48730: her face is hideous!
aSortaPrincess: i want to hide from her
aSortaPrincess: how is that guy talking to her
boz48730: I want to give her a clue
boz48730: he is a world famous plastic surgeon
aSortaPrincess: why doesnt' he help her
aSortaPrincess: or himself
boz48730: I think she's had a bit too much plastic surgery
boz48730: she has two caterpillars for eyebrows
aSortaPrincess: I'm not sure she's had enough
aSortaPrincess: I saw that nip/tuck show for the first time the other night and the plastic surgeon was having sex with a doll
boz48730: they need an informercial for getting rid of rashes, i think I have one
boz48730: is that the fx show?
boz48730: hey, they stole that from me!
boz48730: I do like her dress though, it looks like my mothers kitchen curtain
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: i am getting a rash from watching her
aSortaPrincess: that actual patient is frightening
boz48730: phone!!!
boz48730: my mother just called, her kitchen curtain is missing
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: maybe mother boz would like a derma peel
boz48730: she does get her stache waxed at the beauty parlor
aSortaPrincess: by the criminal?
aSortaPrincess: the guy she wants to set you up with?
boz48730: that woman was wearing lip gloss to bed
boz48730: the criminals mother
boz48730: she doesn't want to sit me up with a guy!
aSortaPrincess: are you sure?
aSortaPrincess: that's not what i heard
boz48730: I dunno, has she told you anything?
boz48730: hey, dammit, that was a one time thing, and I was drunk
aSortaPrincess: she said she wants to find you a felix
boz48730: that doctor looks kind of cute
aSortaPrincess: russell kanner?
boz48730: he looks like his makeup was done at a funeral parlor
aSortaPrincess: hahahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: by judith light
boz48730: seriously
aSortaPrincess: a drunk judith light
boz48730: I loved her retrospective on Lifetime the channel for women
aSortaPrincess: no wonder mother boz wants to set you up with a criminal
aSortaPrincess: that lady's last name was stranger
boz48730: yeah, I saw that
boz48730: the woman in the kitchen curtain is starting to look more attractive the later it gets
aSortaPrincess: she's even starting to look attractive to me
aSortaPrincess: i think it's sublimal something
boz48730: I wonder if she wears her miss usa sash and crown to bed?
boz48730: I know I would
aSortaPrincess: i would wear mine everywhere
aSortaPrincess: high heels too
boz48730: all of a sudden I have a need for a sash
aSortaPrincess: i bet they sell them at dollar general
boz48730: I'd wear flats
boz48730: I'll check tomorrow
boz48730: why are they wearing the green things on their eyes?
aSortaPrincess: duh
aSortaPrincess: they are aliens
aSortaPrincess: plus if you get derma peel in your eyes you DIE
boz48730: now she is cute
boz48730: but I could never love a woman with a derm and peel
aSortaPrincess: boz, that's just not right
boz48730: the love thing?
aSortaPrincess: prejudice rears it's ugly head
aSortaPrincess: that you can't love a woman with a derma peel
aSortaPrincess: we should order this stuff and take before and after photos and do our own infomercial
boz48730: that has put a kibosh on many budding relationships for me
aSortaPrincess: of course when i say we i mean you
boz48730: sure, I'm game
aSortaPrincess: I can see how it might interfere
boz48730: and when i say sure I'm game
boz48730: that means no
aSortaPrincess: i wonder if it makes you make those faces in the mirror
boz48730: is it just me, but do those before and after women look like lady wrestlers?
aSortaPrincess: i think that is their target audience
aSortaPrincess: derma peel is the poor lady wrestler's pro activ
aSortaPrincess: which makes the former miss usa the poor man's judith light
boz48730: I guess women with skin problems stay up all night
aSortaPrincess: watching tv for a glimmer of hope
boz48730: and voile!!!
boz48730: the skinfomercial
boz48730: can I patent that word?
aSortaPrincess: think again!
aSortaPrincess: sure, i say yes
boz48730: I could make millions!
aSortaPrincess: why don't we just go gather some rocks and wash our face with them
boz48730: so does Judith Light have an agent?
boz48730: hey Judith, two words ... pro activ!!!
boz48730: did you see where madmathias had chatwars aka dinner with boz as a link of the day
boz48730: you knpw kitty litter would probably work just as good as derma peel
aSortaPrincess: they do have the crystal kind
aSortaPrincess: no i didn't catch that on mad's blog
aSortaPrincess: celine!!!
boz48730: I see
aSortaPrincess: that nip/tuck show is too much for me
boz48730: I don't think I want to watch that
boz48730: jack lalanne!!!
boz48730: he was fucking ancient when I was a kid!
aSortaPrincess: oh man
aSortaPrincess: look what's kept him alive
boz48730: celebrity host?
aSortaPrincess: is that ted koppel
boz48730: I used to watch his show at 9 in the morning during summer vacation
aSortaPrincess: oh it's a woman
boz48730: who is holding who up?
aSortaPrincess: when did ted koppel get a sex change?
boz48730: joyce behar!
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
boz48730: see
aSortaPrincess: who names their kid Ryker
aSortaPrincess: wow, they are enjoying this way too much
boz48730: joyce behar would
aSortaPrincess: why does he keep checking his watch
boz48730: too many phallic vegetables are going into the juicer
aSortaPrincess: if he doesn't take the blue pill in time he will resort back into natural form
boz48730: he's checking his pulse
aSortaPrincess: i think that is paige
aSortaPrincess: not joy
aSortaPrincess: and who is the ted koppel lady
boz48730: now that looks tasty
aSortaPrincess: mmmm
aSortaPrincess: you have to buy this
aSortaPrincess: so you can live forever like him
boz48730: I know!!!
boz48730: I like jack's little dickie
aSortaPrincess: i think ted koppel just grabbed jack's ass
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
boz48730: ted has a rack on her
aSortaPrincess: too bad it's hanging down to her feet
boz48730: of course they are hanging to her knees
boz48730: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: too much juice will do that to you
boz48730: uhhuh
aSortaPrincess: that's blood
aSortaPrincess: the truth is out, jack is a vampire
boz48730: hey, joy just slipped one of the carrots under the table
aSortaPrincess: if they start putting raw meat in the juicer i'm out of here
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: maybe she'll stay there
boz48730: meat juice!!!
aSortaPrincess: i used to eat raw meat when i was little
boz48730: wait, this is a commercial???
aSortaPrincess: by the handfull
boz48730: I thought it was Nightline!
aSortaPrincess: no, but it is Commercial Quality
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: did you see them trying to cram the apple in
boz48730: I hate when they juice a cucumber it makes me feel all inadequate
aSortaPrincess: wait till they start juicing jack lalaine
aSortaPrincess: why are they juicing muffins and pasta?
boz48730: and his little white dickie
aSortaPrincess: i thinking i should order this for entertaining
boz48730: your cats would love it
aSortaPrincess: apparently it holds the secret key to eternal life and happiness
boz48730: for when you and peabo entertain emmanual and celine?
aSortaPrincess: hell yeah
aSortaPrincess: they are quite difficult guests
boz48730: i can imagine
aSortaPrincess: diet lime coke is not good enough for them
boz48730: oh?
aSortaPrincess: but a juiced bowl of spaghetti and a blueberry muffin would be just the thing!
boz48730: that would be a real colon buster
boz48730: barbara is a magician?
aSortaPrincess: no different than those coffee enemas celine does
aSortaPrincess: who is barbara?
boz48730: one of the women who bought a juicer
boz48730: I think the juicer is hypnotizing jack
aSortaPrincess: juicing it up in NH!
aSortaPrincess: i think jack is a hologram
boz48730: go to his website
boz48730: jackpowerjuicer.com
aSortaPrincess: it probably has spyware
boz48730: now watch jack go into a trance the next time they juice
aSortaPrincess: i can't, it's putting me in a trance too
aSortaPrincess: oh man i love when they try to fit the apple in
aSortaPrincess: wow, that cucumber was HUGE
boz48730: you'd have to be a fool to buy one of those other juicers
boz48730: oh great, cucumber envy
aSortaPrincess: plus it's whisper quiet
aSortaPrincess: so you can use it in your bed when your roommate/mother is sleeping
aSortaPrincess: and not worry about them waking up
aSortaPrincess: oh wait, what am i talking about
boz48730: no wonder joy is smiling!
aSortaPrincess: she is juicing it up!
aSortaPrincess: notice the lifetime motor warranty
aSortaPrincess: it's all about the motor
boz48730: yeah, never skimp on the motor
aSortaPrincess: if you buy a juicer you automatically start liking walks on the beach
boz48730: anything to get away from the juicer
boz48730: the machines ARE taking over the world
boz48730: ted is drooling
aSortaPrincess: ted needs to talk to the world famous plastic surgeon
boz48730: and joy is having too much fun
aSortaPrincess: that's alcohol
aSortaPrincess: they're all drunk
boz48730: Jack's Depends look a little bulky
boz48730: I guess the juice just goes right thru you
aSortaPrincess: i think jack got a little too close to the surgical steel blade
boz48730: damn that cucumber is huge!!!
boz48730: clean-up is never a snap
aSortaPrincess: it is when you have jack lalanne's depends
boz48730: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: i think i'll get 2
aSortaPrincess: and keep one by the bed
boz48730: one for the kitchen and one for the bedroom
aSortaPrincess: that woman with the saggy breasts is all over jack
boz48730: now that's the jack I used to watch as a kid
aSortaPrincess: i can't even spell phenonemonoanfoidnioanfa
boz48730: neither can celine dion
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
boz48730: britney!!!
aSortaPrincess: i'll never telllllllll
aSortaPrincess: and michael douglas!
boz48730: quick hide the chicken!
boz48730: that woman is wearing pantyhose's to bed
boz48730: no wonder she can't sleep
aSortaPrincess: i do that
aSortaPrincess: dance on my bed with a glass of wine
boz48730: you were just doing it, weren't you
aSortaPrincess: no, i was trying to explain who peabo was
aSortaPrincess: i wouldnt' want a foam bed
boz48730: to who ... peabo?
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: i said listen, peabo
aSortaPrincess: you are going to kill someone for me
aSortaPrincess: that is your only purpose
aSortaPrincess: it's the least he can do since he infected me
boz48730: oh, I get it, you're c&ping all my comments for your "friend"
aSortaPrincess: no
boz48730: bah!
aSortaPrincess: she was just reading the zonk
boz48730: oh
aSortaPrincess: so asked who peabo was
boz48730: she should change her name to peabo
aSortaPrincess: what are you, a sheep?
aSortaPrincess: bah?
aSortaPrincess: i should get into informercials
aSortaPrincess: what the hell are they doing with that egg
boz48730: you'd have to touch jack lalanne though
aSortaPrincess: he's already touched if you ask me
aSortaPrincess: in the head
boz48730: those bed people scare me
aSortaPrincess: Bed People
boz48730: look it's tyne daly
aSortaPrincess: they're the new villians
aSortaPrincess: oh man!
aSortaPrincess: Tyne, i thought you had a gig on judging amy
aSortaPrincess: i wonder if her other half will be on
aSortaPrincess: cagney? lacey?
aSortaPrincess: tj hooker?
aSortaPrincess: one of those
boz48730: what's next Sharon Gless for ???
boz48730: now there is someone who didn't age well, sharon gless
aSortaPrincess: look how they have the minorities in there
boz48730: nice fro
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: this is a politically correct infomercial
aSortaPrincess: not like that juidth light crap
boz48730: she stole michael jackson's geri gurl
boz48730: curl
aSortaPrincess: is that neve campbell
boz48730: what's with all this malice towards judith light?
aSortaPrincess: she kills puppies
aSortaPrincess: for pro activ
boz48730: she wouldn't let danny pintauro take you to the prom, right
aSortaPrincess: no, i never liked him
boz48730: and it made you bitter and him gay
aSortaPrincess: i liked sam much more than him
aSortaPrincess: oh my god, it made ME gay
boz48730: I liked her preppie years the best
aSortaPrincess: it looks so dirty when that woman squeezes the coils
boz48730: it is dirty
aSortaPrincess: one of these days you're going to see me on there
aSortaPrincess: with my monkey mask and all
aSortaPrincess: dancing on the bed
boz48730: with the monkey mask and the tiara and wand?
boz48730: ha
aSortaPrincess: i bet it pays well
aSortaPrincess: why else would tyne daly do it
aSortaPrincess: it's a space bed
boz48730: she just wants to keep her foot in the business
aSortaPrincess: you can take it to space with you
boz48730: I want that free video!!!!
aSortaPrincess: order it
aSortaPrincess: i won't tell anyone
aSortaPrincess: except judith light
boz48730: I just want the video, I have a fetish for women who sleep in pantyhose
aSortaPrincess: where is jack lalanne when i need him
aSortaPrincess: i'm surprised emilio estevez isnt' trying to sell this
boz48730: I think ted is changing him
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
boz48730: hey, I have to go to bed!
boz48730: really
boz48730: honest
boz48730: I'm going to move to texas
boz48730: or alaska
boz48730: or colorado
boz48730: FINE!!!
aSortaPrincess: sorry i was distracted by that guy who was on dateline
aSortaPrincess: OK FINE
aSortaPrincess: go to alaska
boz48730: he looked like your type
aSortaPrincess: yeah, he had that bad touch mustache
boz48730: is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just glad to see jack lalanne
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: sharon osbourne!
aSortaPrincess: ok go to bed
aSortaPrincess: i'll let you know how it ends
boz48730: I am
boz48730: ok
aSortaPrincess: goodnight!
boz48730: sure, I have to post this first, for mad
aSortaPrincess: what??
boz48730: goodnight
boz48730: I have to post this on chatwars for madmathias
boz48730: he has faith in us
aSortaPrincess: wow
aSortaPrincess: someone should
aSortaPrincess: i think i just saw madmathias on this informercial though
aSortaPrincess: he was the guy in bed with the girl dancing on the bed
boz48730: the cat can get on the bed!!!
boz48730: yeah, that was him
aSortaPrincess: sometimes my cat gets stuck inside the bed
boz48730: he's looking for the chicken
aSortaPrincess: i know, but it hasn't been there for days!Q
boz48730: it's 4am I'm going to bed dammit!!!
boz48730: !Q???
aSortaPrincess: well FINE
aSortaPrincess: !Q is codeword
boz48730: ah
boz48730: ok
aSortaPrincess: i just don't know what for yet
boz48730: !Q=bed
aSortaPrincess: go feel your coils
boz48730: I have to get an egg first
boz48730: GOODNIGHT
aSortaPrincess: they just showed milions of children slaving away making that bed
boz48730: don't care
aSortaPrincess: in minnie driverss camp1boz48730: bed
aSortaPrincess: GOODNIGHT
boz48730: night
Session Close (aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 12 03:52:43 2004

My Dinner With Rosa

Session Start (MSN - boz:kitty): Fri Sep 10 20:03:03 2004
kitty: hi
boz: hi rosa!
kitty: hey boz whats up?
boz: I'm getting a package together to send to the troops in iraq and
zonkboarding with belle, 'sup with you?
kitty: i just gotted up
kitty: so im still all droopy
boz: poor thing
kitty: heh heh
kitty: *yawn*
kitty: how are u?
boz: I'm good, just back home from a road trip about an hour ago, beautiful weather!
kitty: cool
kitty: where'd u go?
boz: Standish, about 40 miles south of here, took Mother Boz along, hit all the dollar
stores looking for stuff for the package
kitty: ok
kitty: hows yer mum?
boz: she's pretty good, she fell on her backside a couple weeks ago and
has been kind of sore, but she's doing good now
kitty: my gramps fell over yesterday
kitty: he missed a step
kitty: the troll is in my bed!

boz: hiding?
kitty: yeah
kitty: i think he just farted in there
kitty: he is watching my tv
boz: did the sheets just poof up?
kitty: nope but its smelly her
kitty: e
boz: did gramps get hurt?
kitty: nup
kitty: just bruised
boz: that's good,
boz: my dad fell backwards and hit his head and that is what started his dementia
kitty: yeah im googling the hot teacher afain
kitty: oh that sucks!!!
boz: yeah, that was the beginning of the end for him
boz: the footie player?
kitty: yeah
boz: he's probably gay
kitty: nup dont think so
kitty: ill try and show u
boz: oh wow!
boz: I have to go pee
kitty: i mean show u a picture!

boz: oh
kitty: oko
boz: back
kitty: found it
kitty: its a BAAAAAAAAAAD photo
boz: he's gay, admit it
kitty: (Link: http://www.essendonfc.com.au/northshore2003/images/pp-kulk.jpg)http:/
/www.essendonfc.com.au/northshore2003/images/pp-kulk.jpg
boz: geez, read his profile, he is soooooooooooo gay, he likes thongs!!!!
kitty: thongs are flip flops
boz: and he likes playing without his underwear?
boz: and he likes al pacino, in what movie ... Cruising!!!!!
boz: G
boz: A
boz: Y
kitty: heh heh
b
boz: you know, I get to post this chat on my new blog.

kitty: nooooooooooooo!

kitty: :)
kitty: i didnt know!

boz: oh yes, I'll censor the part about Frank though
kitty: cool
boz: I'll call him Franz
boz: hahashahaha
kitty: haha!
boz: yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

boz: I dunno
boz: I don't think it is
boz: she left a comment on rwbs a couple weeks back
kitty: i think they have broken up
boz: aw
boz: did you find the pic?
kitty: nup
boz: I'm not sure where it was posted
kitty: nevermind
boz: ok, I won't
kitty: heh eh
kitty: i gotta try some oants on
kitty: ill brb
boz: ok
*** kitty_no_1_2000@hotmail.com (kitty) has joined the conversation.
boz: I'm going to go watch television, talk with you later rosa posa.

My Dinner with Belle

Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sat Sep 04 02:17:59 2004
aSortaPrincess: Hi Boz!
aSortaPrincess: My dad is the anti-sheen!
boz48730: hey belle!
boz48730: yeah, sure
aSortaPrincess: he is
aSortaPrincess: he's 6'7 for starters
boz48730: guess who else had a birthday yesterday?
aSortaPrincess: and he doesn't speak latin
aSortaPrincess: besides dvl?
boz48730: Charlie Sheen!!!
aSortaPrincess: oh no!
aSortaPrincess: I forgot to mail my card!
boz48730: oh yes
aSortaPrincess: i wonder if he solicited any hookers to celebrate
boz48730: send it to heidi's house
aSortaPrincess: isn't she in jail
aSortaPrincess: or dead
boz48730: no, I think she is now a valued member of society
aSortaPrincess: did you see her movie?
aSortaPrincess: it did glorify her, hell even I wanted to be a high priced call girl after watching that
aSortaPrincess: instead of the low priced one that I currently am
boz48730: did it star Tommie Lee Jones and was it directed by Ron Howard?
boz48730: that's the one I watched tonight
aSortaPrincess: no, but I do think HOward the duck had a cameo
boz48730: damn I miss howard the duck
aSortaPrincess: is he dead?
boz48730: I just finished making a very vitriolic post on my blog
aSortaPrincess: hmm, vitriolic even?
boz48730: no, that's river phoenix, I get those two confused all the time
boz48730: you aren't a low priced call girl really are you?
aSortaPrincess: that depends on your definition of low
aSortaPrincess: did you go to vacation bible school?
boz48730: no, I didn't
aSortaPrincess: wow!
aSortaPrincess: I love that post!
boz48730: it felt good
aSortaPrincess: it felt good to read!
aSortaPrincess: it was the feel good post of the year
aSortaPrincess: ask siskel and ebert
aSortaPrincess: even if one of them is dead
boz48730: fucking william carlos williams I hate that bastard
aSortaPrincess: i don't know who that is though
boz48730: he's a poet
boz48730: I don't actually know him either
boz48730: but a lot of poetry lovers read my site
aSortaPrincess: most people with three names are assassins
aSortaPrincess: oh i bet
aSortaPrincess: i kinda feel like reading poetry now
boz48730: slyvia plath used to read it
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: she probably still does you know
aSortaPrincess: don't believe the hype, she's alive and well
boz48730: yeah, I never bought that story that she was dead
boz48730: she's shacking up with elvis somewhere in the midwest
aSortaPrincess: and tu pac
boz48730: shakur?
aSortaPrincess: isn't he dead?
boz48730: if he isn't he should be
aSortaPrincess: some gangsta rapper they all believe is really alive, i think it's him or Ice-Coffee
aSortaPrincess: i saw a site dedicated to him and it had the date they thought he would resurface
boz48730: who is the one with the hair that looks like pipe cleaners?
aSortaPrincess: snoop
aSortaPrincess: doggy dog
aSortaPrincess: now i want to play with pipe cleaners
boz48730: does anyone really use them to clean pipes?
boz48730: besides popeye
aSortaPrincess: where does one even get pipe cleaners?
aSortaPrincess: i've never seen them sold anywhere
aSortaPrincess: and why do they come in such crazy colors if they are pipe cleaners
boz48730: in the tobacco department of fine stores everywhere
boz48730: and the craft department too
aSortaPrincess: this and other mysteries on the next Montel Williams!
boz48730: I think I have some someplace
aSortaPrincess: i bet you do, you probably have a tupperware devoted to pipe cleaners
boz48730: no, I think they are in a tool box out in the garage
boz48730: don't be poor mouthing my tupperware
aSortaPrincess: i was just stating a fact
aSortaPrincess: touche
aSortaPrincess: have you ever seen the daily show?
boz48730: yeah, I've seen it
boz48730: john stewart is funny
aSortaPrincess: he is like the funniest guy on the planet
boz48730: hey!
aSortaPrincess: i love his coverage of the conventions
boz48730: I used to watch it a lot when craig kilborn was the host and I didn't think john stewart would be any good, but he is ten times better.
aSortaPrincess: oh man, definitely
aSortaPrincess: he has a book coming out too, this month i think, should be a funny read
boz48730: but for the most part I don't watch any tv channels under 200
aSortaPrincess: is the comedy channel under 200?
boz48730: no, it's 50 I think
boz48730: right now my favorite channel is BBC America
boz48730: they have all these whacky home improvement shows
aSortaPrincess: when did they start showing porn?
boz48730: aw man, don't even get me started on premium channel porn!
aSortaPrincess: yeah, they do have great shows like that, i've seen some. alot of new shows are being based on shows from bbc
boz48730: yeah, they are
boz48730: they've got some funny shows too
aSortaPrincess: classics?
boz48730: no, new ones
boz48730: Little Britain, and Trailer Park Boys
aSortaPrincess: hmm, i'll have to check them out then
boz48730: thursday night is their comedy night, but they are on at all hours
boz48730: I like the Black Adder too, too bad he turned into Mr Bean
aSortaPrincess: i don't like mr. bean
aSortaPrincess: it bothers me that everyone does
boz48730: me either, I don't trust people who don't talk
aSortaPrincess: i don't talk
aSortaPrincess: i am mute
boz48730: oh my god, I'm sorry, I didn't know!
aSortaPrincess: doctors think it is because of that burn i got on my thigh after i stole and rode mikey's motorcycle
boz48730: what do doctors know?
boz48730: and what kind of parent would let a little kid have a motorcycle?
aSortaPrincess: they know that ferrets give you glandular illnesses.
aSortaPrincess: his parents were total leather wearing bikers
aSortaPrincess: i think they were drug dealers too
aSortaPrincess: i wonder where mikey is today
boz48730: biker babes are hardly babes
aSortaPrincess: the electric bugaloo?
aSortaPrincess: his mom's name was CHER!
boz48730: you're thinking of Mask aren't you
boz48730: oh Rocky you are sooooooo special
aSortaPrincess: hahahha
boz48730: Mom, my head hurts
aSortaPrincess: noooo
aSortaPrincess: that was eric stolz in his finest ever performance
boz48730: not much to compare it with really, he is sort of a poor man's kevin bacon
aSortaPrincess: not even!
aSortaPrincess: eric stolz has a playlist on iTunes
aSortaPrincess: and it has music like
boz48730: sure, haven't you ever heard of six degrees of eric stolz?
boz48730: like ... like ... like ...
aSortaPrincess: bernadette moley and caetano veloso
boz48730: you made those names up
aSortaPrincess: and rufus and chaka khan
aSortaPrincess: no, i wish i had though
boz48730: is Itunes that pay to download site?
aSortaPrincess: i am so naming my third illegitimate child Caetano Velosa
aSortaPrincess: well
aSortaPrincess: it's a media player
aSortaPrincess: like real player or whatever you use
boz48730: oh yeah, I;ve seen it
aSortaPrincess: but it also has a store
aSortaPrincess: and lists celebrity playlists
aSortaPrincess: fun to make fun of
boz48730: I should make a play list
aSortaPrincess: i love it iTunes though, i have all the others and it's the best
aSortaPrincess: you should, so i can make fun of you
aSortaPrincess: put bernadette moley on there
boz48730: would I have to pay?
aSortaPrincess: eric stolz has nothing better to do than make playlists since no one wants to hire him
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: it's free to download
aSortaPrincess: free to use
aSortaPrincess: unless you want to pay for music in the store
boz48730: ok, I just found it
boz48730: I have a radion station already on yahoo
aSortaPrincess: you can make playlists for yourself and then upload them and people can see and rate them
aSortaPrincess: oh yeah, on launchcast?
boz48730: yeah
boz48730: you mean upload them from my own music collection?
aSortaPrincess: no, you don't have to do that, it does everything if iTunes has the songs
boz48730: wow!
boz48730: I've got something I can do this weekend now
aSortaPrincess: woo hooo
boz48730: unless I forget
aSortaPrincess: I am going to do the obligatory familial barbecue thing again
boz48730: the three hour drive thing?
aSortaPrincess: although i burnt the roof of my mouth tonight, i wonder if that gets me out of it?
boz48730: how, were you eating firecrackers again?
aSortaPrincess: it is only an hour and a half away
aSortaPrincess: yeah, i have to cut back on that
boz48730: that would be three hours round trip
aSortaPrincess: and then i cut it with my straw from my iced coffee
aSortaPrincess: well FINE if you're going to get technical
aSortaPrincess: but i will do it for my dad
boz48730: people actually drink ice coffee?
aSortaPrincess: maybe just me
boz48730: you and ricky ricardo
aSortaPrincess: that's not all we have in common
boz48730: oh?
boz48730: you both cheated on lucy?
aSortaPrincess: we both auditioned for cher's love interest in "Mask"
boz48730: but sam elliot beat you out
aSortaPrincess: and we both have restaurants named after us
aSortaPrincess: i put a curse on sam elliott after that
aSortaPrincess: your favorite golden girl was in that movie too you know
aSortaPrincess: god, what a fine cast!!!
boz48730: I know estelle
aSortaPrincess: they should do a reunion!
aSortaPrincess: part deux!
boz48730: and Harry Caray Jr
boz48730: he was a friend of John Wayne and always a had a small part in all of his movies
aSortaPrincess: mask is a john wayne movie?
boz48730: yeah, he was Rocky's father
aSortaPrincess: no he wasn't!
boz48730: ok, John Hurt was his father
boz48730: john hurt - the elephant man
boz48730: hahahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: that's so mean
aSortaPrincess: poor eric stolz
boz48730: yeah, he died so young
aSortaPrincess: i am changing my name legally to sunshine
boz48730: why legally?
aSortaPrincess: tragic really, i think he was killed in a freak ice fishing accident with his pal caetano velosa
aSortaPrincess: well illegally isn't really as fun
boz48730: don't get me started on ice fishing
aSortaPrincess: boz i am obsessed with boggle
aSortaPrincess: please help me
boz48730: I have that game on cd rom
aSortaPrincess: did you get a third degree ice burn once when you went ice fishing with eric stolz?
aSortaPrincess: you should post that are pals with eric stolz
boz48730: no, but someone told me a story once about enemas and ice fishing
aSortaPrincess: i play it online, i can't stop, it's like crack
boz48730: I play cribbage online
aSortaPrincess: cribbage smiggage
boz48730: where do you play boggle at?
aSortaPrincess: enemas and ice fishing, yumm
boz48730: what a way to spend a winter afternoon
boz48730: I used to be pals with eric stolz until I found out he wasn't kevin bacon
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: did the red fiery hair give it away?
aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://weboggle.shackworks.com/)http://weboggle.shackworks.com/
aSortaPrincess: it is a crappy site really
aSortaPrincess: but it's the only place i found to play it that still works
aSortaPrincess: i used to have the actual game, if i did i would make my cats learn
boz48730: do you play against other people or against the computer, or what?
aSortaPrincess: you play against other people, sort of
aSortaPrincess: it's bizarre, you just play and then they post everyones scores
aSortaPrincess: you don't actually converse with people
boz48730: ok, I know what you mean
aSortaPrincess: i used to play hearts on msn zone or whatever it is and people used to yell at me
aSortaPrincess: so i stopped hahaha
boz48730: I turn off chat when I play cribbage
aSortaPrincess: how do you do that?
aSortaPrincess: you don't talk to the people you are playing with?
boz48730: it's one of the options, I play on pogo.com
boz48730: nope
aSortaPrincess: right, i think iplayed there too
aSortaPrincess: people take it all so seriously
boz48730: what are you supposed to say ... oooh nice hand!
aSortaPrincess: some people are looking for friends, and they get mad if you don't respond
aSortaPrincess: i had the name bellerina because my friend always calls me that and this one lady
boz48730: they have friendship rooms for that, I'm into cutting people off at the knees and laughing as they hobble away
aSortaPrincess: kept asking me if i was a ballerina, and i said no and she got all huffy because she used to be and blah blah blah
boz48730: you mean you aren't a ballerina?
aSortaPrincess: hahhaha
aSortaPrincess: not this week
aSortaPrincess: i wish i was an ice skater though
aSortaPrincess: move over oksana!
boz48730: you'd whack someone behind the knees, if you didn't win
aSortaPrincess: i would
boz48730: it is so farking hot even with the fan on
boz48730: stuffy
aSortaPrincess: but i used to think nancy kerrigan was god's gift
boz48730: humid
boz48730: ewwwwwwwwwww
aSortaPrincess: yes indeed
aSortaPrincess: i was a sick and twisted soul back then
boz48730: what a whiny little bitch
boz48730: whyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
aSortaPrincess: i made my parents drive me to her hometown for her parade
boz48730: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
aSortaPrincess: on a school day
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
boz48730: just to get out of class I bet
aSortaPrincess: no, i wanted to be there for her!
boz48730: hahahahahaaaaaaaa
boz48730: why?
aSortaPrincess: the picture of eric stolz looks like a dog is licking him
aSortaPrincess: but i think it's just his hair
boz48730: which picture?
aSortaPrincess: because it would be too good if it actually was a dog
aSortaPrincess: the one on his playlist on iTunes
aSortaPrincess: i am mesmerized
aSortaPrincess: it also looks like he is seeing into my soul
boz48730: I wonder if he has vanity plates that read IWuzRocky
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: IAMRocky
boz48730: no sly has that one
aSortaPrincess: i totally bet that whenever eric stolz introduces himself to someone
aSortaPrincess: he says "don't worry, i look weird, but i'm real normal otherwise"
boz48730: poor rocky
boz48730: he's dead you know
boz48730: they have a lot of eric stolz movies on cable
aSortaPrincess: yeah they do
boz48730: he played a parapalegic that was in love with helen hunt in one
aSortaPrincess: i like him in one movie
aSortaPrincess: oh man, i'd poke my eyes out if i had to watch that
boz48730: which one
aSortaPrincess: kicking and screaming
boz48730: and that black guy was in it too
aSortaPrincess: oh THAT black guy
boz48730: the one in white guys can't jump
aSortaPrincess: wesley snipe?
boz48730: damn, what's his name
boz48730: yeah!
boz48730: him
boz48730: he was a parapalegic too
aSortaPrincess: that sounds like someone's nightmare, not a movie
boz48730: and he kept chicken under his bed in the ward
aSortaPrincess: uh huh
aSortaPrincess: he was funny in kicking and screaming
aSortaPrincess: he played a bartender
boz48730: hey, they had a movie on starring one of the other inmates from girl interupted tonight
boz48730: the real skinny slutty one
aSortaPrincess: they were all skinny and slutty weren't they, except whoopi
boz48730: well yeah, but she was skinnier, and sluttier
boz48730: i guess britney kept stealing her chicken
aSortaPrincess: eric stolz played a child molester in The Butterfly Effect, and I totally believed it
aSortaPrincess: which girl?
boz48730: hold on, let me find it
boz48730: Angela Bettis
boz48730: (Link: http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/44326a.jpg)http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/44326a.jpg
aSortaPrincess: hmm
aSortaPrincess: she doesn't stand out to me
boz48730: she was the skinny slutty one in girl interupted
boz48730: hahahaaaaaaaa
boz48730: she didn't talk much
boz48730: (Link: http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0172493/Ss/0172493/9?path=pgallery&path_key=Bettis,%20Angela)http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0172493/Ss/0172493/9?path=pgallery&path_key=Bettis,%20Angela
aSortaPrincess: nope, don't know her
aSortaPrincess: mmm ice cream
aSortaPrincess: still don't recall her
boz48730: yeah when whoopi took them to town
boz48730: damn
aSortaPrincess: what was her name on the movie
aSortaPrincess: i wish whoopi would take me to town
boz48730: Janet Webber
boz48730: she has tenth billing
boz48730: even after jared leto
aSortaPrincess: well then she couldn't have been a major player
aSortaPrincess: you remember her?
boz48730: hahaha, it says here that Claire Danes auditioned Angelina Jolie's part
boz48730: yeah, I did
boz48730: I've based my life on girl interupted
aSortaPrincess: loosely?
aSortaPrincess: claire danes?
boz48730: yeah
aSortaPrincess: you know what movie has been on like every five minutes lately
aSortaPrincess: molly
boz48730: oh god
aSortaPrincess: did elisabeth she die?
aSortaPrincess: it's on nonstop
boz48730: her career peaked with adventures in babysitting
aSortaPrincess: i based my life on adventures in babysitting
aSortaPrincess: wasn't eric stolz in that
aSortaPrincess: no that was his brother
boz48730: she probably thought she'd get an oscar for molly since she played a tard
aSortaPrincess: she probably would have if she hadn't tried to sleep with her brother
aSortaPrincess: the academy frowns on incest among tards
boz48730: so that's why desi arnaz jr has never won an oscar!
boz48730: there is a woman on buzznet who is stalking me
aSortaPrincess: does she think that you are the other boz?
boz48730: she might
boz48730: she comments on all the pics I post
aSortaPrincess: what is her name
aSortaPrincess: belle?
boz48730: (censored)
aSortaPrincess: what the hell kind of name is that
boz48730: a stalkerish one
boz48730: I must attract stalkers
aSortaPrincess: i'm going to stalk her now
aSortaPrincess: well not now
aSortaPrincess: but when it's less conspicuous
aSortaPrincess: and i'll drop your name around
boz48730: oh thanks
boz48730: there's enough good stuff in this chat for 100 posts
aSortaPrincess: god bless you eric stolz
boz48730: god love him
boz48730: I'm going to bed
boz48730: you evil person kept me up too late
aSortaPrincess: i am a bad influence
boz48730: I missed the last showing of Molly for the night
aSortaPrincess: don't worry, it will be on in the morning
aSortaPrincess: sweet sweet dreams of rocky and cher, boz
boz48730: ok
boz48730: you too bellerina
aSortaPrincess: night!
boz48730: night

My Dinner with Malone

Session Start (AIM - boz48730:bubba ho tep 75): Mon Sep 06 06:56:31 2004
bubba ho tep 75: go back to bed
boz48730: make me
bubba ho tep 75: Hex on yo ass
boz48730: wtf it's like 4am in the OC
bubba ho tep 75: (boz falls asleep)
bubba ho tep 75: Yeah, but were surfing
boz48730: WE?
bubba ho tep 75: Yeah, me and the rest of the supermodels
bubba ho tep 75: kicking sand in the faces of the weak
bubba ho tep 75: EFF Charles Atlas and his sisy propaganda
boz48730: I was trying to think of a name of a super model but couldn't
bubba ho tep 75: sissy
bubba ho tep 75: oh, c'mon, Bozzius - YOU can't?
bubba ho tep 75: der
boz48730: um, hold on
bubba ho tep 75: oh man...
boz48730: christina crawford?
bubba ho tep 75: George Micheal
bubba ho tep 75: I didn't get that joke either, don't worry
boz48730: bea arthur?
bubba ho tep 75: In The Star Wars Xmas special that you sent me?
boz48730: what about it
boz48730: oh yeah her!
bubba ho tep 75: She was in it. Yeah
boz48730: did you finally figure out how to play it?
bubba ho tep 75: She's hot. Yeah, totally. Love it because it sucks major ass
bubba ho tep 75: I DO remember seeing that when I was young but when I would tell people nobody would believe me. Am I THAT old?
bubba ho tep 75: or just not somebody you can trust?
bubba ho tep 75: (Boz eneters joke here)
bubba ho tep 75: enters
boz48730: I remember it, I didn't watch it, the star wars phenomenom really hadn't started yet
boz48730: the special was sort of an intergalactic Love Boat
bubba ho tep 75: This was way back in the day when we only had about seven channels
bubba ho tep 75: Disco-fest
boz48730: was Nipsey Russel in it?
bubba ho tep 75: Oh god. Ummm...who?
bubba ho tep 75: Sounds sexy
bubba ho tep 75: or racist
boz48730: hey, you should email me your mailing address and I can send you the Beast of Boz Boxed set.
boz48730: you could send me a Malone original drawing in payment
bubba ho tep 75: I noticed that on your site. Sounded cool. Okay, then it's a deal
boz48730: I have great taste in music by the way
bubba ho tep 75: I'll email it to you
boz48730: good deal
bubba ho tep 75: your taste in music is pretty cool
bubba ho tep 75: i think
boz48730: how long you staying in Vinnie Vega?
bubba ho tep 75: I shouldn't say that out loud
bubba ho tep 75: evil vegas?
boz48730: yeah very evil
bubba ho tep 75: ummm
bubba ho tep 75: almost three days.
bubba ho tep 75: cool, eh?
bubba ho tep 75: my sis was just there
bubba ho tep 75: I think I posted about that
boz48730: yeah, three days is plenty long enough, dvl was there last weekend
bubba ho tep 75: she seems cool
boz48730: she is
bubba ho tep 75: you have a crush
boz48730: she adores me
bubba ho tep 75: you like her
bubba ho tep 75: fantisize about her
bubba ho tep 75: wanna marry her
bubba ho tep 75: the dvl
bubba ho tep 75: admit it
bubba ho tep 75: now
bubba ho tep 75: do it
boz48730: I'd have to kill her husband first and he's an ex marine
boz48730: and a lawyer
bubba ho tep 75: ex marines and lawyers are soft
boz48730: hey, she's been trying to figure out a way to meet you
boz48730: she has this thing about meeting people from online
bubba ho tep 75: you just gotta sneak up on em ninja-like
bubba ho tep 75: uh oh
boz48730: she's met anti
boz48730: and his cousin viking
boz48730: and thor
boz48730: and the hulk
bubba ho tep 75: she lives close to me, doesn't she? Anti and I have emailed a coupla times. He's close
bubba ho tep 75: peter parker lives all the way in Queens, though
boz48730: she lives in west hollywood or beverly hills
bubba ho tep 75: abvout thirty to forty mins away from me.
bubba ho tep 75: about
boz48730: peter park is a queen
bubba ho tep 75: Hot in tights
bubba ho tep 75: um
boz48730: have you ever read the Hulk Blog?
boz48730: it's hilarious
bubba ho tep 75: Hard's wallowing in despair somewhere...yes, I've read that a long time ago. it was funny
bubba ho tep 75: Bush's blog is funnier
boz48730: I'm #5 on the anyone but Kerry blog
bubba ho tep 75: saw that
boz48730: I think that is melissa and her b/f Jer that put that together
bubba ho tep 75: i wrote on there somewhere
boz48730: butterfly teeth
bubba ho tep 75: mel? oh
bubba ho tep 75: If I ever meet another blogger person, I'll send you pictures
boz48730: not the mel that you knew, the one who had a crush on you, a different one
bubba ho tep 75: got it
bubba ho tep 75: that mel ended up hating me because I ...
boz48730: you've met hard, and cp, they are bloggers
boz48730: why?
bubba ho tep 75: I dont even know what I did wrong
boz48730: how about her friend, damn what's her name
bubba ho tep 75: didnt want to jump in an airplane and get all cute and not live a real life
boz48730: amy choppa!
bubba ho tep 75: The Choppa is cool
bubba ho tep 75: love the chop
boz48730: she hates me
bubba ho tep 75: Talked to Cartoon Pig today
bubba ho tep 75: why?
boz48730: I dunno
boz48730: it's ok though
bubba ho tep 75: She's cool. Oh well
boz48730: dvl has a friend who is good friends with the choppa
bubba ho tep 75: You better not be naked right now
bubba ho tep 75: just wanted to throw that out there
boz48730: I have never been naked in my life
bubba ho tep 75: You were born in a cardigan
bubba ho tep 75: doh
bubba ho tep 75: ytake that, Colezius
bubba ho tep 75: take
boz48730: I'm stunned into silence
boz48730: by your rapier like wit
bubba ho tep 75: You remind me of Debbie Gibson...ON ACID
bubba ho tep 75: thrust
bubba ho tep 75: slice
bubba ho tep 75: (boz is impaled)
bubba ho tep 75: ugh
boz48730: she got ugly real quick
bubba ho tep 75: Bea Arthur? I know
bubba ho tep 75: Oh, wait...we were talking about the gal who played Flo on Alice...
boz48730: the cartoon pig looks like a british secret agent in one of those 60's spy movies
boz48730: the iprcress files
bubba ho tep 75: If they ever made ugly sticks - I'd run around Hollywood and attack people
bubba ho tep 75: Cartoon Pig is fucking funny in real life. He's a teacher. can you believe that? My ribs are still all messed up from his pool party
bubba ho tep 75: I have a bunch of pics
boz48730: I was a teacher too
bubba ho tep 75: Yeah, I know...you need to tell more stories
boz48730: till they got wise to my ... I mean until health issues forced me into early retirement
bubba ho tep 75: Hmmm...
bubba ho tep 75: elaboration?
boz48730: who is that guy in the mug shot
bubba ho tep 75: on mine?
boz48730: he looks familiar
boz48730: yeah
bubba ho tep 75: have no idea. it's been a while whats it look like?
boz48730: he looks like a clean cut jim morrison but it was taken in 1963
bubba ho tep 75: How'd you know when it was taken?boz48730: well duh, it has the date on it
bubba ho tep 75: oh. doi
bubba ho tep 75: it is him
bubba ho tep 75: in college
boz48730: in florida?
bubba ho tep 75: si
bubba ho tep 75: i guess b4 UCLA
boz48730: ok, I'll buy that
boz48730: yeah, his father was an admiral in the navy, so he moved around i guess
bubba ho tep 75: You gotta watch out for all of those kids who spawned by Government workers. (like me too)
bubba ho tep 75: They become MADMENbubba ho tep 75: MADMEN
boz48730: yeah, your old man was a spy of some kind wasn't he
bubba ho tep 75: pretty much. How'd you get that?
bubba ho tep 75: I don't like to say exactly what he did - but I know I've said stuff about it, I think
boz48730: I was in the very lowest echelon of NSA when I was in the air force, and you pick up on those things
bubba ho tep 75: He doesn't like it
bubba ho tep 75: wait. what?
boz48730: NSA?
bubba ho tep 75: know that. doi
boz48730: National Security Agency
bubba ho tep 75: doidoi
boz48730: yeah, I was a code jockey
bubba ho tep 75: no fucking way
boz48730: a monkey who could type
boz48730: way
bubba ho tep 75: my pops dealy with short wave radio for a bit
bubba ho tep 75: how old are you again, Bozzius?
boz48730: 54
bubba ho tep 75: I knew that
boz48730: so did I
bubba ho tep 75: liar
bubba ho tep 75: you forget. Just like I do.
boz48730: it's easy to remember my age because I was born in a zero year
bubba ho tep 75: I allocate my age by 25 year increments
bubba ho tep 75: 75 00 25 50
boz48730: you're 31 aren't you?
boz48730: hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
bubba ho tep 75: nope
boz48730: I know
bubba ho tep 75: you were a code cracker
bubba ho tep 75: ha
boz48730: 27 0r 28
bubba ho tep 75: cole
bubba ho tep 75: cmon
boz48730: me, no, even lower than that
bubba ho tep 75: cracker jack cracker
bubba ho tep 75: doi
boz48730: I worked at the snack bar in the code crackers building
bubba ho tep 75: hahaha
bubba ho tep 75: I once delivered snacks to the CIA Headquarters
boz48730: they actually had a snack bar and you needed a top secret clearance to work in it
bubba ho tep 75: These Cheez-It's are contaminated!!!
boz48730: what were you doing in DC?
bubba ho tep 75: They slipped Cyanide in my Mike N Ike's!!!!
bubba ho tep 75: I was sperm
boz48730: you were AC in DC
bubba ho tep 75: que?
boz48730: AC/DC
bubba ho tep 75: back in black?
bubba ho tep 75: I was Angu Steak
boz48730: or you swing either way
bubba ho tep 75: Angus
bubba ho tep 75: You need to check out a band called The Cardigans
bubba ho tep 75: And they have a hot lead singer
boz48730: I know who they are, oh yeah she was or probably is still hot, they had that one big song when MTV used to play videos
bubba ho tep 75: si. way back in the day
boz48730: from norway or france or something
bubba ho tep 75: sweden maybe
boz48730: yeah, that was my third choice
bubba ho tep 75: I think that I may be a once a couple of days poster now.
boz48730: that would be an improvemnt, you haven't been doing much lately
bubba ho tep 75: I waste too much time on the computer to relax and get nothing productive done
bubba ho tep 75: Yeah. i still ove FFM - but It ...
bubba ho tep 75: love
boz48730: I've been churning it out the past few days
bubba ho tep 75: doesn't seem to fit too much into my schedule sometimes now
bubba ho tep 75: ebb flow
boz48730: I figure since hardly anyone reads it anymore I'll just write what i want
bubba ho tep 75: ees coo
boz48730: now if we were a couple of hot 20 something chicks we would have all kinds of readers
bubba ho tep 75: i'm gonna keep ffm forever and then it'll always be there when I'm huge
bubba ho tep 75: yeah - but there's always hot 20-something year old chicks
bubba ho tep 75: boring
bubba ho tep 75: you masturbate
bubba ho tep 75: and then you're done
boz48730: unless they have something to say
bubba ho tep 75: they have NOTHING to say
boz48730: have you been following the drama that is anti and raymi?
bubba ho tep 75: It's only more interseting because they're hot
bubba ho tep 75: which makes sense, I guess
bubba ho tep 75: yeah
bubba ho tep 75: they're both cool
bubba ho tep 75: so
bubba ho tep 75: I don't care
bubba ho tep 75: they should just write, Then I'm happy
boz48730: she used to write some really good stuff
bubba ho tep 75: we sound like a bunch of gossiping queens
bubba ho tep 75: she still does - it's just that she can't take her fans...
boz48730: no, you sound like one, I sound like your therapist
bubba ho tep 75: some suck and some are cool, but the sucky ones...suck
bubba ho tep 75: My therapist is the bottle, books, the pen, and the cats...
bubba ho tep 75: and Lon Cheney
boz48730: when you let it all hang out like she does, you attract that type of stalker mentality knuckle dragger guy
boz48730: sr or jr?
bubba ho tep 75: jr
boz48730: he was good in that Steinbeck thing
bubba ho tep 75: which one?
bubba ho tep 75: beer run
boz48730: where he played the tard who crushed the girl
boz48730: damn I can't remember shit anymore
bubba ho tep 75: ha
bubba ho tep 75: umm
boz48730: they remade it with malkovich and that other guy
bubba ho tep 75: is the movie called The Tard Who Crushed The Girl?
boz48730: of mice and men
bubba ho tep 75: Ahhh...I thought you were talking about Frankenstein. Same plot.
bubba ho tep 75: basically
boz48730: Steinbeck wrote Frankenstein?
bubba ho tep 75: mentor. molder. creator. tard. big hands. dead young pretty girl.
bubba ho tep 75: ha
bubba ho tep 75: no
bubba ho tep 75: George Lucas.
boz48730: Steinbeck was pretty good though
bubba ho tep 75: Except that now he's doing anew version in which the young girl shoots first
boz48730: didn't he have a gay marraige with Kerouac?
bubba ho tep 75: Mary Shelley
bubba ho tep 75: Lucas? No. That was Coppola
boz48730: no Steinbeck
bubba ho tep 75: Allen Ginsberg?
boz48730: I made a post about mary shelley the other day
bubba ho tep 75: Yeah?
boz48730: yeah, I wish I knew what it was about
bubba ho tep 75: Interesting circumstances happened to that gal. that's the only reason we're talking about her
bubba ho tep 75: you know about her?
boz48730: of yeah, I compared her to cameron diaz in something about mary
bubba ho tep 75: My two best buddies saw her at The House Of Blues. They were both taller than her
boz48730: they share the same birthday
bubba ho tep 75: she's five ten, I think
boz48730: mary shelley?
bubba ho tep 75: mary's hot.
boz48730: I love her shawls
bubba ho tep 75: go shawdy
bubba ho tep 75: okay
bubba ho tep 75: that's mu que
bubba ho tep 75: how do you spell that?
bubba ho tep 75: quie?
bubba ho tep 75: duh!
bubba ho tep 75: cue
boz48730: I don't know
bubba ho tep 75: as in pool
boz48730: my dad use to hustle pool
bubba ho tep 75: My dad used to read Hustler
bubba ho tep 75: Hey
bubba ho tep 75: post this on your site
boz48730: rimshot!!!
bubba ho tep 75: this is your next post
bubba ho tep 75: we'll make millions
boz48730: yeah, I'll do excerpts that make me look witty and urbane and make you look tard-like
bubba ho tep 75: cool with me
boz48730: the sun is up!
bubba ho tep 75: later...oh god....why cant i sleep...
boz48730: it's supposed to rain today
bubba ho tep 75: send some over here it's hot as a mother fucker
boz48730: yeah, catch you later kev, don't forget to email your address to me
bubba ho tep 75: si, senor.......buy my ebay shit, man - help a nigga out
boz48730: like I'm a comic book nerd!
boz48730: ch'yeah
bubba ho tep 75: You only wish you were
boz48730: I threw the elvis tv guide away
bubba ho tep 75: post this whole conversation or I'll kill you in your sleep
boz48730: ok, I will, I promise
bubba ho tep 75: Yeah - you threw it away and I'm gonna get at least a buck for it....
boz48730: it cost more than a buck to buy in the first place
bubba ho tep 75: i don't even know why I bought it. I've never purchased a tv guide in my life.
bubba ho tep 75: That's like a suicidal man buying more bullets for his gun
boz48730: you must have a crap load of stuff cubbied away
bubba ho tep 75: Some pretty unusual stuff
bubba ho tep 75: really
boz48730: I have a bunch of muppet mcdonald glasses, the kind they used the lead paint on
bubba ho tep 75: lead makes you smarter
bubba ho tep 75: see? you could sell those on Ebay
boz48730: they're almost thirty years old
boz48730: and it seems like only yesterday when I was drinking coke out of them
bubba ho tep 75: You should send me a half of a picture that you painted, mail it to me, and then I'll paint the other half, and then we can sell it on ebay
boz48730: oh that would be good, considering that I have no artistic talent whatsoever
bubba ho tep 75: yeah...talent schmalent
boz48730: they won
boz48730: the won't sell me paint anymore
bubba ho tep 75: the jews?
bubba ho tep 75: Reese Withespoon?
bubba ho tep 75: Wither
bubba ho tep 75: Johnathan Winters?
boz48730: If you don't use it it will wither
boz48730: fuck it, I'm going to bed
bubba ho tep 75: Wil Wheaton?
bubba ho tep 75: Barley?
bubba ho tep 75: Hops?
boz48730: you love him, don't you
bubba ho tep 75: Hop On pop
bubba ho tep 75: Yes. I do.
bubba ho tep 75: gnight Cole
boz48730: night malzone
Session Close (bubba ho tep 75): Mon Sep 06 07:55:03 2004


Session Start (AIM - boz48730:bubba ho tep 75): Mon Sep 06 07:55:14 2004
bubba ho tep 75: Fuck all this blog shit and start The Great American Novel so that i have some competition, okay?
bubba ho tep 75: Vader out.
boz48730: yeah right, I'll start on it right after I clean the bird cage
bubba ho tep 75: with my words...
*** bubba ho tep 75 signed off at Mon Sep 06 07:55:54 2004.