tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82181392011-10-02T11:37:32.008-04:00My Dinner With BozSelected AIM and MSN chat transcripts with boz48730.Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.comBlogger221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1106293711095841032005-01-21T02:48:00.000-05:002005-01-21T02:50:14.080-05:00My dinner at the time of the monthBelle says:
<br />"Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch." hahahaha
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />I am so jealous
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should be
<br />Belle says:
<br />bloodninja is giving you a run for your title
<br />boz says:
<br />sure rub my face in it!
<br />boz says:
<br />I almost puked in my hands reading it
<br />Belle says:
<br />the rhino one was toooooo much, my god
<br />boz says:
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<br />Belle says:
<br />"rhinoceruses don't wear shirts"
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I like the cops are after me one
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm reading that now, hahaha "i've lost weight since then" "i hope so"
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh my
<br />boz says:
<br />sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
<br />sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
<br />Bloodninja: Nope
<br />sweet17: well its strange to me
<br />boz says:
<br />HARRRRRRRR!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
<br />Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
<br />Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
<br />sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
<br />Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
<br />Bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
<br />Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
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<br />Belle says:
<br />what a riot!
<br />boz says:
<br />sure, rub it in
<br />boz says:
<br />that just shows you how desperate they are to talk with someone
<br />boz says:
<br />Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
<br />Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
<br />Wellhung: OK
<br />Belle says:
<br />the bear one is hysterical too
<br />Belle says:
<br />I've read the Wellhung one before somewhere else, i didn't know there were others
<br />boz says:
<br />one day someome will do that with DrHunterDouglas
<br />boz says:
<br />I did post one tonight, a quickie, guy got fed up with me
<br />Belle says:
<br />ooh let me read
<br />boz says:
<br />http://anythingsomethingnothing.blogspot.com/2005/01/case-study-6-i-think_20.html
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />fine, just hahaha, I bet if it was bloody ninja you'd be rotflmao
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />fine!
<br />Belle says:
<br />FINE
<br />boz says:
<br />I bet the bloody ninja never got anyone to sing candle in the wind naked holding a can of peas
<br />Belle says:
<br />true
<br />Belle says:
<br />you definitely have a leg up on him there
<br />boz says:
<br />and made them late for work!
<br />Belle says:
<br />you're awfully proud of that
<br />boz says:
<br />what is this strange grip I have on women?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't know, you should ask jonnie
<br />boz says:
<br />do I have a strange grip on Jonnie too?
<br />Belle says:
<br />clearly
<br />Belle says:
<br />you have a strange grip on most everyone, don't you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />even brian bonsall
<br />boz says:
<br />where!!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />and he's like a superstar
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, my grand nephew made a new post today
<br />Belle says:
<br />the one you posted on TGE?
<br />Belle says:
<br />he's crazy, dawg
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, getting kicked out of the house
<br />boz says:
<br />great profile pic, isn't it
<br />Belle says:
<br />his?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, i think i dated him
<br />boz says:
<br />I was trying to set the two of you up, but he didn't like your blog, he said he didn't like smart chicks
<br />Belle says:
<br />i would OWNinante him
<br />Belle says:
<br />what blog?
<br />boz says:
<br />your new one
<br />Belle says:
<br />no!
<br />boz says:
<br />no what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, we have no bananas
<br />boz says:
<br />you should really trust me with the url of all your blogs
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />you find me amusing?
<br />Belle says:
<br />extremely
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, so when are you going to say yes to XIJIF?
<br />Belle says:
<br />I don't know, It just can't live up to my expectations now
<br />boz says:
<br />it would be terrible if I had to cancel it and dash the hopes of everyone who has already agreed
<br />boz says:
<br />and then blame YOU!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />why would you need to cancel
<br />Belle says:
<br />no one likes me anyway
<br />boz says:
<br />so I could blame YOU!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am CLOAKED in failure
<br />boz says:
<br />awww, not everyone doesn't like you
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />did that make sense?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think with all those negatives it made sense as "everyone hates you"
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, that's what I was trying to say!
<br />Belle says:
<br />excellent then
<br />boz says:
<br />your plan worked, eh
<br />Belle says:
<br />excuse me, i have to go talk to my friend bloodninja
<br />boz says:
<br />get me his autograph
<br />Belle says:
<br />he is probably Tony Pierce
<br />boz says:
<br />WWBND?
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, everyone would be dying to have you be their secret XIJIF santa, they know what great gifts you give
<br />Belle says:
<br />uh huhhhh
<br />boz says:
<br />almost as good as mine
<br />Belle says:
<br />no way, jose
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, half as good as mine
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think i will call my new blog " a sorta kinda bloodninja"
<br />boz says:
<br />see, it's comments like that that give me a swelled head
<br />boz says:
<br />what, you aren't going to name your first born Blood Ninja?
<br />Belle says:
<br />No, Ruff
<br />boz says:
<br />what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am naming my firstborn Ruff
<br />boz says:
<br />oh
<br />boz says:
<br />why?
<br />Belle says:
<br />after Dennis the Menace's dog
<br />boz says:
<br />there was a hanna barbara cartoon show on back in the real early 60's starring a cat and a dog named Ruff and Ready
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />man, that is so not right
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think dennis the menace had a cat named "hotdog"
<br />Belle says:
<br />who was it that was asking me the other day if i was hotdog would i eat myself?
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's kind of a weird question
<br />boz says:
<br />they needed a bird named two other characters named Red and Sore and they could have called it Red, Rough, Ready and Sore
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />would that be too anal>
<br />Belle says:
<br />don't remind me about my open red sores from watching Garden State
<br />Belle says:
<br />you would know
<br />Belle says:
<br />you're the anal expert
<br />boz says:
<br />so would you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />speaking of, how's the leakage?
<br />boz says:
<br />oh man, don't even go there
<br />Belle says:
<br />can we have March as Muffin March?
<br />Belle says:
<br />like pie in july only muffins in march?
<br />boz says:
<br />only if you sign uo for XIJIF
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's not fair
<br />Belle says:
<br />i almost wrote fairy
<br />Belle says:
<br />fairy!
<br />boz says:
<br />oh man, last spring I had a real bad case of March Muffins, had to go to the dr and everything
<br />boz says:
<br />who said life is fair?
<br />Belle says:
<br />y
<br />boz says:
<br />y
<br />Belle says:
<br />Ruff said so
<br />boz says:
<br />there used to be a sportswriter named Red Ruffinsore
<br />Belle says:
<br />you lie
<br />boz says:
<br />big deal
<br />Belle says:
<br />my mom had a boyfriend named REd
<br />boz says:
<br />He capitalized the first two letters of his NAme
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, he capitalized the first two letters of everything, it was his affliction
<br />Belle says:
<br />he even spoke that way
<br />boz says:
<br />they have medication for that now
<br />Belle says:
<br />now, but they didn't then
<br />Belle says:
<br />and he had bigger problems anyway
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, your mother
<br />Belle says:
<br />exactly
<br />Belle says:
<br />and me
<br />boz says:
<br />how did you enter into this?
<br />Belle says:
<br />I would always say "REd, I'm bored"
<br />Belle says:
<br />and he would say "HI BOred, I'M REd, NIce TO MEet YOu"
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i would get all pissed off
<br />boz says:
<br />that must have been hard to type and for so little of a laugh pay-off
<br />Belle says:
<br />it made me laugh!
<br />Belle says:
<br />everyone hates me!
<br />boz says:
<br />sure, blood ninja makes you laugh to
<br />boz says:
<br />you know, if someone asked me what you liked, I would tell them monkeys
<br />boz says:
<br />and Ike and Mikes
<br />boz says:
<br />you could really make out like a BAndit
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, did you see the ghost picture I posted?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />boz says:
<br />what do you think?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hoax
<br />boz says:
<br />I dunno, my nephew don't play that game
<br />Belle says:
<br />I've seen ghosts before
<br />Belle says:
<br />he might not know it then, but someone is playing a game, it doesn't look real
<br />boz says:
<br />have you now?
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh yeah
<br />boz says:
<br />who, what, where, and when?
<br />boz says:
<br />Boz Olson ... Cub eporter!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />shouldn't there be another r in eporter?
<br />Belle says:
<br />when I was younger my room was right under neath the attic and I always heard someone walking around up there
<br />Belle says:
<br />not if you are an email reporter
<br />boz says:
<br />critters
<br />Belle says:
<br />and one day I had my best friend over and we were playing in my room and then went into the next room over and all of a sudden we both felt someone chasing us
<br />Belle says:
<br />we turned around and there was a young woman who, i kid you not, threw a hairbrush at us as we rannnn down the stairs
<br />boz says:
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<br />Belle says:
<br />we ran right out of the house
<br />boz says:
<br />I immediately see the flaw in your story
<br />Belle says:
<br />fine
<br />boz says:
<br />best friend????
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />the one who made me puke in my hands
<br />Belle says:
<br />totally true, she was there when i saw the other ghost, too, although it was at her house
<br />boz says:
<br />how old were you when the ghost threw the hair brush at you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hmmm, had to be somewhere around 6th grade maybe? i really don't recall
<br />boz says:
<br />shared hysterical syndrome or as we like to call it SHS
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />FINE
<br />Belle says:
<br />here i am opening up my heart and soul to you and you tell me i have SHS
<br />boz says:
<br />that was probably around the time both of you became "women" that would explain it
<br />Belle says:
<br />bloodninja wouldn't do this
<br />boz says:
<br />and that would explain your fasciantion with BLOOD!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh, it was the ghost of Stayfree femine hygeine products?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i do not have a fascination with blood
<br />Belle says:
<br />just YOURS
<br />boz says:
<br />my god, my knee is bleeding ... you WITCH!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i did that with my MIND
<br />Belle says:
<br />watch as i make you start bleeding ALL OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<br />boz says:
<br />it really is
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />little tiny pin pricks ... forming letters ... forming words ...
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's going to spell out
<br />Belle says:
<br />KIELBASA
<br />boz says:
<br />my god!!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />you're right!
<br />Belle says:
<br />taste your blood, it probably even tastes like KIELBASA
<br />boz says:
<br />get outta town
<br />Belle says:
<br />are your ears bleeding yet?
<br />boz says:
<br />no but they are ringing
<br />boz says:
<br />wait, it isn't ringing, it is morse code!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />have my religious friends who think Kielbasa is the gateway to hell on your doorstep yet??
<br />Belle says:
<br />you are the apocalypse
<br />boz says:
<br />wait I know morse code, let me decypher it
<br />boz says:
<br />i - a - m - t - h - e - g - h - o - s - t -o - f ....
<br />boz says:
<br />oh my god!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />I am the ghost of John Ritter!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />what!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was expecting jonbenet! who ordered john ritter?
<br />Belle says:
<br />if john ritter showed up on your doorstep tonight, would you let him in? knowing he is dead and all
<br />boz says:
<br />depends on whether suzanne summers was with him
<br />Belle says:
<br />FOOOOL
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's really STAR JONES in disguise!
<br />boz says:
<br />nooooooooooooooooooo
<br />Belle says:
<br />and she'g going to EAT YOU
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should really be more cautious about who you let in
<br />boz says:
<br />I will be
<br />boz says:
<br />Jenny Jones but not Star Jones
<br />Belle says:
<br />Hunter Douglas, but not Michael Douglas
<br />boz says:
<br />Holly Hunter but not Buddy Holly
<br />Belle says:
<br />they had the guy that does the voice for the MoviePhone on I Love the 90's part deux and his name is Ruff Leatherman
<br />boz says:
<br />Ruff Leatherman ... Gay Voiceover
<br />Belle says:
<br />Hillary Duff but not Hillary Burton
<br />boz says:
<br />what did you do, scare off a drunken Amyjo?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />I told you
<br />Belle says:
<br />everyone hates me
<br />Belle says:
<br />!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />mad doesn't hate you, but mad is DEAD!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />coincidence that the only one who doesn't hate me is dead???
<br />boz says:
<br />coincidence that you were seen going into his room with an axe and some feminine hygenie products on the day he went missing?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />HYGENIE??
<br />boz says:
<br />why hi genie!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />you are obsessed with feminine hygenie products
<br />Belle says:
<br />you haven't stopped talking about them all night
<br />boz says:
<br />I am nit, you brought it up
<br />boz says:
<br />not, not nit, not
<br />Belle says:
<br />I did no such thing
<br />Belle says:
<br />you knitter
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have trouble spelling feminine
<br />Belle says:
<br />what does that mean
<br />boz says:
<br />all this talk about the blood ninja this the blood ninja that, it was all you
<br />Belle says:
<br />you started it
<br />boz says:
<br />means nothing, I have trouble spelling it too, and I'm a doctor!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, but your masculine
<br />Belle says:
<br />mostly, anyway
<br />Belle says:
<br />except for that HOO HOO of yours
<br />boz says:
<br />shouldn't that be you're
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah you're
<br />Belle says:
<br />stop!
<br />boz says:
<br />my masculine what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am too excited to type right now
<br />boz says:
<br />why?
<br />Belle says:
<br />because the truth is out that you are obsessed with feminine hygiene products and you're a pre-op trannie
<br />boz says:
<br />you have trouble spelling hygeine too, don't you
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />boz says:
<br />it's worse than I suspected!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i before e except after meredith vierra
<br />boz says:
<br />I have trouble spelling nympomaniac
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am shortening feminine to fem and hygiene to Hyg for all purposes now
<br />Belle says:
<br />nymphomaniac
<br />boz says:
<br />nympomanicalaic
<br />Belle says:
<br />i spelled it right
<br />boz says:
<br />femhyg, I like it
<br />Belle says:
<br />you would
<br />boz says:
<br />so, would you send me your empty femhyg product boxes?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />at least I said boxes, I could have made it a lot lot worse
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm going to build you a rocketship out of femhyg products
<br />Belle says:
<br />rocket mannnnnnnnnnnnn
<br />boz says:
<br />oh man I love that song
<br />Belle says:
<br />and you love femhyg products, so it's a win win situation
<br />boz says:
<br />life is good
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll go get started right now
<br />Belle says:
<br />if you don't hear from me for a few days, send help
<br />boz says:
<br />an btw you wouldn't happen to have any of those early pregnancy detection boxes lying around, would you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />knock knock
<br />boz says:
<br />hmmm, who's there?
<br />Belle says:
<br />Roger Ebert, can I come in?
<br />Belle says:
<br />we can watch some movies!
<br />boz says:
<br />you're star jones, you can't fool me!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh damn
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think ebert is the alive one though
<br />Belle says:
<br />so WRONG
<br />Belle says:
<br />it was really roger ebert
<br />Belle says:
<br />and you missed your opportunity to have hot man on man lovin with him
<br />boz says:
<br />mano y mano amore?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you have that on dvd, too?
<br />Belle says:
<br />two thumbs up
<br />boz says:
<br />it doesn't seem so wrong if you say it in broken spanish
<br />Belle says:
<br />it doesn't seem wrong PERIOD
<br />Belle says:
<br />not when roger ebert is involved
<br />boz says:
<br />there ya go again bringing up the need for femhyg products
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahhaa
<br />Belle says:
<br />that was not me bringing it up, that was you seeing only what you want to see
<br />Belle says:
<br />which is femhyg products
<br />boz says:
<br />you are just a mirror to my soul
<br />boz says:
<br />wha???
<br />Belle says:
<br />wow, that was so profound!
<br />Belle says:
<br />are you channeling Bloodninja?
<br />boz says:
<br />man, I need to go wash the puke off my hands before it gets all crusty
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, never a good thing
<br />Belle says:
<br />I have to go play with all my ghost friends anyway
<br />boz says:
<br />it felt so cool and refreshing at first
<br />Belle says:
<br />but then it starts to burn
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, sort of like ... well you know, the forbidden man love
<br />Belle says:
<br />I think JCM wrote "hurt so good" about puking in hands. and man on man love
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, but YOU sure know
<br />boz says:
<br />I think I really am going to puke from laughter and the hidden meaning of femhyg products
<br />Belle says:
<br />wipe it up with one of those femhyg products you keep in the tupperware under your desk
<br />boz says:
<br />but I use them only for special times of the month
<br />Belle says:
<br />did you ever see that commercial where the little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and his bed is soaked?
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />and so he gets up and puts his own bedding in the washer and sits there and washes it?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i swear it looks like BLOOD
<br />boz says:
<br />uh huh
<br />Belle says:
<br />seriously. and then the mom comes out and sees the boy watching the washer go around and around with the dog and smiles
<br />boz says:
<br />ok
<br />Belle says:
<br />i mean, hello, mom, your kid is bleeding to death, do something
<br />boz says:
<br />it wasn't Ryan White's mom, was it?
<br />Belle says:
<br />Teri Hatcher was the mom
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's so wrong, Amyjo would frown on this
<br />boz says:
<br />and then sing in the nude
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should do a video boz of the commercial
<br />Belle says:
<br />you be the boy
<br />Belle says:
<br />motherboz will be the mom
<br />boz says:
<br />sure, teri hatcher lives next door, I can stop by under the pretense of borrowing some femhyg products and then ask her to be in my video
<br />boz says:
<br />except teri hatcher is really a MAN
<br />Belle says:
<br />she might need convincing now that she won a golden globe, you should bring your bloody sheets with you
<br />Belle says:
<br />no!
<br />boz says:
<br />sure, she is Howie Long's gay lover
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, that is dean cain
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think howie long has done a femhyg commercial
<br />Belle says:
<br />WITH dean cain
<br />boz says:
<br />Long ... Cane, such blatant phallic references
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's just too easy sometimes
<br />boz says:
<br />we should really be television censors
<br />Belle says:
<br />people that bleep?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />man, i would bleep everything
<br />boz says:
<br />i would bleep everything but words that started with F
<br />Belle says:
<br />i would bleep femhyg
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i would make them use real blood
<br />boz says:
<br />you mean you would bleep bleep
<br />Belle says:
<br />for the baby diaper commercials too
<br />Belle says:
<br />meep meep?
<br />boz says:
<br />baby diapers ... blood???
<br />Belle says:
<br />whatEVER, like it does'nt happen
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah it happens if you change the baby while holding a straight razor
<br />Belle says:
<br />stopj, i'm going to puke
<br />boz says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />damn that took a long time
<br />Belle says:
<br />seriously
<br />Belle says:
<br />i thought you were puking on your keyboard for aminute
<br />boz says:
<br />I owniatie my keyboard
<br />Belle says:
<br />owninate!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i need to go owninate my bed
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, me too, but my bed, not yours
<br />Belle says:
<br />if you wake up in the night and your bedding is soaked, get the video rolling
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, the video is always rolling at my house
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's what Star Jones said
<br />boz says:
<br />who do you think made her a star?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />goodnight, over and out
<br />boz says:
<br />roger that
<br />boz says:
<br />night<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110629371109584103?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com96tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1105571212467312672005-01-12T18:06:00.000-05:002005-01-12T18:06:52.466-05:00My dinner with Hillary BurtonBelle says:
<br />geez i didn't even know you were gone
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe you are gone now
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe i'm gone
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe i'm not really here
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe no one is really here
<br />Belle says:
<br />stop that
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was having an intense existential crisis conversation with myself
<br />Belle says:
<br />about maybe being not really here
<br />Belle says:
<br />and you weren't even here
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm sorry
<br />boz says:
<br />I had a consultation
<br />boz says:
<br />messenger kept going offline
<br />Belle says:
<br />that is a concussion
<br />Belle says:
<br />i want in on your next interview!
<br />boz says:
<br />you have to register for the room and give the email address that you got from your isp
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh man
<br />Belle says:
<br />i would never do that
<br />Belle says:
<br />you lie!
<br />boz says:
<br />I know
<br />Belle says:
<br />why don't you just go to a yahoo one?
<br />boz says:
<br />fine!
<br />boz says:
<br />cause this more fun
<br />Belle says:
<br />or msn must have some sleazy ones
<br />boz says:
<br />cause these people are hard core
<br />Belle says:
<br />i would never be hard core where i had to register my IP email
<br />boz says:
<br />I registered for it about 5 years ago, I've changed ISP's since then
<br />Belle says:
<br />likely story!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />shoot i broke the zonk
<br />boz says:
<br />again!
<br />Belle says:
<br />well maybe it won't post what i wrote, that would be good, it was gross
<br />boz says:
<br />what did you post?
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />it was in response to david hassellhoffs boner, wasn't it
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />tell me!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />NOW
<br />boz says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />Hello, I'm Hillary Burton for Jenny Craig
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />shut up
<br />Belle says:
<br />who is hillary burton
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't know what possessed me
<br />boz says:
<br />never heard of her
<br />boz says:
<br />you sound like mother boz, she kept asking all day today if a radio was on because she'd been hearing "the easter parade" all day
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />well there are worse things i guess
<br />boz says:
<br />she worries me at times
<br />Belle says:
<br />awww
<br />boz says:
<br />anyway, company tomorrow
<br />Belle says:
<br />good luck with that
<br />boz says:
<br />I think that's what is causing her to hear easter parade, she;s stressed
<br />Belle says:
<br />you don't have any firearms do you
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah i hear raindrops are fallin on my head when i'm stressed
<br />Belle says:
<br />wow hillary burton is a real person
<br />boz says:
<br />she's not just one of your fantasy girlfriends you invite over for sleepovers?
<br />Belle says:
<br />http://www.sportztawk.com/thread1724/page2.html
<br />Belle says:
<br />she might be, i don't know her from anywhere and i've never seen her name that i know of, but i did magically say it
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe it's destiny
<br />boz says:
<br />hold on, I'm going to go ask Mother Boz is she knows a Hillary Burton
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />be very worried if she does
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm very worried anyway
<br />Belle says:
<br />obviously hillary burton is trying to contact me via mental telepathy
<br />boz says:
<br />oh man, sixpence none the richer on random play!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />are you having a dawson's creek moment?
<br />boz says:
<br />it's passed
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, we started a rumor that one of the house members is a visitor
<br />Belle says:
<br />a visitor?
<br />Belle says:
<br />from out of space?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />or north carolina?
<br />boz says:
<br />outer space
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />Amyjo thinks it is you
<br />boz says:
<br />My god, I almost had a heart attack, I leaned back in my chair and it went back, back, back
<br />Belle says:
<br />it might be me
<br />Belle says:
<br />did you fall?
<br />boz says:
<br />no, but I scared the sheet out of me
<br />Belle says:
<br />if i had a group i wouldn't call it Bread
<br />boz says:
<br />Baby, I'm a want you, Baby, I'm a need you
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />ah, that brings back memories
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was listening to "it don't matter to me"
<br />Belle says:
<br />they are all about correct grammar too
<br />boz says:
<br />one time on crete me and another guy drove to a resort town for the weekend, and he had a cassette player with two tapes, bread and sweet baby james and we listened to them over and over and over
<br />Belle says:
<br />so it reminds you of the hot man on man lovin?
<br />boz says:
<br />sweet baby james ... taylor
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />did he tell you to call him that, too? i thought it was just me since we had lunch and all
<br />boz says:
<br />oh man, melanie has a brand new key
<br />Belle says:
<br />are you going to be MIA for several days now?
<br />Belle says:
<br />are you going dark?
<br />boz says:
<br />you really should audio post that
<br />Belle says:
<br />no way, i get made fun of enough
<br />boz says:
<br />no, I'll be here at night at least
<br />Belle says:
<br />did you see how i used CIA lingo
<br />Belle says:
<br />"going dark"
<br />Belle says:
<br />i learned that from kiefer sutherland
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, the company is aware
<br />boz says:
<br />kiefer is such a weinie
<br />Belle says:
<br />no way
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm going to get him and his dad donald to beat you up now
<br />boz says:
<br />oh yeah, donald, King of the Weinies, Emeritus
<br />Belle says:
<br />and his brother hunter
<br />Belle says:
<br />because everyone should have a brother named hunter
<br />boz says:
<br />or sister
<br />boz says:
<br />you should name your adopted twins hunter
<br />Belle says:
<br />both of them?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hunter douglas and hunter tylo?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, one boy and one girl
<br />boz says:
<br />or hunter reno, have you ever heard of her?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />she is the bisexual niece of Janet Reno, she used to be either Martina Navratolva's or Nancy Liebermann's lover.
<br />boz says:
<br />about 7 feet tall, blonde, and very sexy in a tom girlish sort of way
<br />boz says:
<br />she used to have a show on the travel channel
<br />Belle says:
<br />you lie
<br />boz says:
<br />no way
<br />Belle says:
<br />so lesbianism runs in the reno family?
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.amiannoying.com/(pokv1ti5te1usp55npfkiw55)/view.aspx?id=5518&collection=3525
<br />boz says:
<br />I guess
<br />Belle says:
<br />she went back to men
<br />boz says:
<br />I said she was bi, you said lesbian
<br />Belle says:
<br />she isn't bi
<br />Belle says:
<br />she went back to only men
<br />boz says:
<br />w.....h.....a.....t
<br />boz says:
<br />ever
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm tired
<br />boz says:
<br />me too
<br />Belle says:
<br />you better rest up for the teenagers
<br />boz says:
<br />they get here tomorrow night
<br />Belle says:
<br />they will be wanting to wrestle and stuff
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's what i did when i was a teenager
<br />boz says:
<br />not with me, they won't
<br />Belle says:
<br />my uncle dick liked to wrestle with me
<br />boz says:
<br />you only wrestled with hillary burton
<br />Belle says:
<br />in my sweet baby james dreams
<br />boz says:
<br />you mean Uncle "bad touch" Dick?
<br />Belle says:
<br />well yes, there are two uncle dicks
<br />Belle says:
<br />one is the one who always hits on me and touches me, the other is married to my aunt and dating my other aunt
<br />boz says:
<br />mother boz is getting her hair done tomorrow, I hope she doesn't mention the radio?
<br />Belle says:
<br />they will cart her away
<br />boz says:
<br />I know
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm sure she'll be fine
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's normal
<br />Belle says:
<br />when you watch so much king of the hill anyway
<br />boz says:
<br />define normal???
<br />boz says:
<br />ah
<br />Belle says:
<br />I'm normal and safe!
<br />boz says:
<br />goodnight hillary
<br />Belle says:
<br />d/d free
<br />Belle says:
<br />night bozzer
<br />boz says:
<br />dungeons and dragons free, no way!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110557121246731267?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1105248164793691582005-01-09T01:22:00.000-05:002005-01-09T09:33:50.136-05:00My dinner with Dr. Hunter Douglasboz says:
<br />http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't get it
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />it's some guy answering the nigerian money scams
<br />boz says:
<br />it is very funny hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />all i saw was boobies
<br />boz says:
<br />haven't you ever gotten an email from some nigerian asking you to send him money
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, i usually send those kinds of emails
<br />boz says:
<br />never mind then, I thought you would enjoy it, but I guess I was mistaken, just forget it, ok!
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, did you listen to my audio post?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was just saying i saw boobies, geesh, testy much?!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />the one about amyjo?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah i commented
<br />boz says:
<br />and for a change your comment was amusing
<br />Belle says:
<br />what do you mean for a change??
<br />boz says:
<br />did I say for a change, I meant as always
<br />Belle says:
<br />you're very mean lately
<br />boz says:
<br />I know
<br />Belle says:
<br />except to amyjo!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />gagagagagga
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm snowed in
<br />boz says:
<br />and what were you doing making comments on the grand ennui at 5:30 in the morning?
<br />Belle says:
<br />making comments
<br />boz says:
<br />you need to sleep then
<br />Belle says:
<br />at 5:30?
<br />boz says:
<br />in the morning, yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe i was up for the day
<br />boz says:
<br />that's possible or maybe you had been up all night stalking people via email
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was up all night
<br />Belle says:
<br />but the stalking i did was not via email
<br />boz says:
<br />you were stalking the all night greeter at walmart, weren't you
<br />boz says:
<br />you coveted the badges on his vest
<br />Belle says:
<br />flair!
<br />boz says:
<br />is that his name?
<br />boz says:
<br />I may be sick later tonight, I ate a half a can of planters mixed nuts
<br />Belle says:
<br />well you should eat the other half then
<br />Belle says:
<br />if you're going to be sick anyway, you should do it up right
<br />boz says:
<br />I am never sure if the can is half empty or half full
<br />Belle says:
<br />eat it all!
<br />Belle says:
<br />then when you vomit you should do an audio post
<br />Belle says:
<br />god i'm so bored
<br />boz says:
<br />put the phone inside the wastepaper basket to get a good reverb when I barf
<br />Belle says:
<br />when i get bored i start to get really paranoid
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should do that
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, but nobody would comment, so why bother
<br />Belle says:
<br />i started laughing when i left my comment on rwbs thinking about you and your gun video post
<br />Belle says:
<br />i commented!
<br />boz says:
<br />I never did a gun video post
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />stop
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm going to pee
<br />boz says:
<br />audio post it!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />the one you told jonnie you were going to do
<br />boz says:
<br />oh that
<br />Belle says:
<br />that was the night i told him he was reminding me of my uncle
<br />boz says:
<br />the bad touch uncle
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, not my uncle levar burton who got me a walk on part on star trek
<br />boz says:
<br />I was going to mention your bad touch uncle in my audio post but I forgot
<br />boz says:
<br />I was too busy fixating on Amyjo I guess
<br />Belle says:
<br />clearly!
<br />boz says:
<br />at least I thought it was funny
<br />Belle says:
<br />you'll always have that
<br />boz says:
<br />and Paris
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />and jean-luc the waiter
<br />boz says:
<br />wasn't he star trek?
<br />boz says:
<br />in
<br />Belle says:
<br />different jean-luc
<br />Belle says:
<br />this one had hair
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't think jean luc and levar got along
<br />Belle says:
<br />was it a race thing?
<br />Belle says:
<br />or a mute thing?
<br />boz says:
<br />it was a zil thing, if you get my drift
<br />boz says:
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />I never knew about zil and jean-luc
<br />boz says:
<br />the whole man/boy nambla thing
<br />boz says:
<br />zil, do you like gladiator movies?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should leave a comment on his blog asking that
<br />boz says:
<br />nah, I'm sure he gets that all the time
<br />Belle says:
<br />from who, TP?
<br />boz says:
<br />from russell crowe among others
<br />boz says:
<br />how much snow did you get that you got snowed in?
<br />Belle says:
<br />wait let me go measure it
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't know!
<br />Belle says:
<br />enough
<br />Belle says:
<br />i hate driving in the snow
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i was supposed to drive far
<br />Belle says:
<br />no one likes me anymore
<br />boz says:
<br />I just asked how much snow you got, don't go all basic instinct on me
<br />Belle says:
<br />i can't help myself
<br />boz says:
<br />was basic instinct the one with glen close or sharon stone?
<br />Belle says:
<br />sharon stone
<br />Belle says:
<br />glenn close boiled the bunny
<br />boz says:
<br />I meant the one with glenn close
<br />Belle says:
<br />i figured that actually
<br />Belle says:
<br />since we have the same brain
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't women like micheal douglas very much, do you, he seems to have a lot of problems with them
<br />boz says:
<br />don't think
<br />Belle says:
<br />his problems are always that they like him too much though
<br />Belle says:
<br />like demi
<br />boz says:
<br />I think they are using him to get to his brother
<br />Belle says:
<br />hunter?
<br />boz says:
<br />hunter douglas??
<br />boz says:
<br />are you on drugs or what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />can i call you hunter from now on
<br />boz says:
<br />I'd prefer it actually
<br />Belle says:
<br />http://www.hunterdouglas.com/index.jsp
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh god why is his face all wet
<br />boz says:
<br />I think that is catherine zeta jones that they cropped out
<br />Belle says:
<br />is that the lost douglas brother?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no it's that guy
<br />Belle says:
<br />joe montagna
<br />Belle says:
<br />i can tell by the hair
<br />boz says:
<br />that's the one whe was a drug addict who died
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />eric and dad
<br />Belle says:
<br />i mean Joe Mantegna
<br />Belle says:
<br />creepy
<br />boz says:
<br />the quarterback?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, that's teri hatcher's husband
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0235040/
<br />boz says:
<br />no, I'm teri hatcher's husband
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think you should do radioshack commercials as Hunter Douglas
<br />boz says:
<br />Dr Hunter douglas
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't think his drug o.d. was an accident
<br />boz says:
<br />Hello, I'm Dr. Hunter Douglas for Radio Shack
<br />Belle says:
<br />paging dr. hunter douglas, you have a call from catherine zeta on line 2
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha you do that so well!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />make an audio post!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll be your partner!
<br />boz says:
<br />did you like the opening line of my audio post?
<br />Belle says:
<br />what was it again?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was listening at 5:30am
<br />boz says:
<br />You have reached the boz sex chat line how may I direct your call
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh yes, i thought that was great, it felt like home to me
<br />boz says:
<br />You could be Dr Nancy Zeta McKeon
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm going to start going to chat rooms using the name Dr Hunter Douglas
<br />Belle says:
<br />you'll get a lot of women that way
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am swooning just thinking about it
<br />boz says:
<br />and making comments on My dinner with boz as Dr Hunter Douglas
<br />Belle says:
<br />haahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should go into mother boz's room and say "Hello Mother boz, I'm doctor Hunter Douglas"
<br />boz says:
<br />she always wanted me to be a doctor
<br />Belle says:
<br />now's your chance
<br />Belle says:
<br />she probably won't even question you on it
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's creepy
<br />Belle says:
<br />you could offer free mammograms from your house
<br />boz says:
<br />was this your peditrician?
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's awesome
<br />boz says:
<br />that should be a caption this pic on rwbs
<br />Belle says:
<br />aaahhhhh
<br />boz says:
<br />he looks more like a real doctor, like how dr hunter douglas would look
<br />boz says:
<br />If he was Dr Hunter Douglas for Radio Shack, I'd believe him
<br />Belle says:
<br />you would run right out to Radio Shack?
<br />Belle says:
<br />would you believe he is married to Dr. Nancy Zeta-McKeon
<br />Belle says:
<br />because that's all they're really selling on those commercials
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i bought it
<br />boz says:
<br />is she a medical doctor or one of those other kinds
<br />Belle says:
<br />she is a psychiatrist
<br />boz says:
<br />ah!
<br />Belle says:
<br />she treats football players who have gay feelings
<br />boz says:
<br />and when you say she is a psychiatrist you mean she is your psychiatrist
<br />Belle says:
<br />I'm not a football player
<br />Belle says:
<br />but I do have gay feelings
<br />boz says:
<br />I thought I noticed those feelings in you
<br />Belle says:
<br />i mean happy!
<br />boz says:
<br />http://images.ibsys.com/2002/0916/1668621.jpg
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, that's what I thought you meant
<br />boz says:
<br />do you think tony soprano would be happier with dr melfi or with carmella?
<br />Belle says:
<br />carmella
<br />Belle says:
<br />i find dr. melfi kind of weird
<br />boz says:
<br />you're just saying that because her name ends in -ella, just like yours
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, really
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wish my name was dr. melfi
<br />Belle says:
<br />what's her first name?
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, how about Dr Nancy Zeta Melfi
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah that's better
<br />Belle says:
<br />jennifer
<br />boz says:
<br />Jennifer Melfi
<br />Belle says:
<br />blah
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't wish my name was jennifer
<br />boz says:
<br />oooh, how about Dr Tootie Zeta Melfi?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i do wish my name was meadow too
<br />boz says:
<br />that's almost perfect, you could be the roller skating doctor
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah!
<br />boz says:
<br />it's all about having a gimmick
<br />Belle says:
<br />what is your gimmick?
<br />boz says:
<br />um
<br />boz says:
<br />i don't know
<br />Belle says:
<br />i watched Ghost World today
<br />boz says:
<br />first time?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, i had only seen part of it before
<br />Belle says:
<br />I didn't like the ending
<br />boz says:
<br />thora looked like a ghost
<br />Belle says:
<br />scarlett johanson is good
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah she is
<br />boz says:
<br />she was in the horse whispererererrereer
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes!
<br />boz says:
<br />Dr Hunter Douglas, the Stuttering Doctor
<br />Belle says:
<br />i saw a movie and thought of you
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's called umm
<br />Belle says:
<br />touching wild horses
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, right
<br />Belle says:
<br />swear to god, it's on Ondemand
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />was I the jane seymour character?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no you were the boy who wanted to touch the horses
<br />boz says:
<br />Dr Hunter Douglas, the Bad Touch Doctor
<br />Belle says:
<br />have you rented Saved! or Garden State yet
<br />Belle says:
<br />I had this really weird reaction to Garden State and I want to know if anyone else has it
<br />boz says:
<br />no, I have 75 premium channels, I can't afford to rent
<br />boz says:
<br />like a rash?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, little red open sores around my mouth and hoo hoo
<br />boz says:
<br />Hmmm, I'm a doctor let me have a look at your rash
<br />boz says:
<br />does this hurt?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm a doctor too!
<br />Belle says:
<br />it hurts emotionally
<br />boz says:
<br />hey cori was on the zonkboard
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i scared her away
<br />boz says:
<br />she must have seen the red sores around your hoo hoo
<br />boz says:
<br />You're gonna have to cover up when you get like that
<br />Belle says:
<br />but they need to air out
<br />boz says:
<br />and for god sake, don't let Jonnie pick at them
<br />Belle says:
<br />ewwwww
<br />boz says:
<br />is it wrong that I am laughing?
<br />boz says:
<br />(lol)
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, because i drooled diet cherry coke all over myself when i was talking about my sores
<br />boz says:
<br />I almost bought some of that yesterday, but I got diet lime coke instead
<br />Belle says:
<br />cherry is waaaay better
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, whatever
<br />boz says:
<br />I heard it gives you sores
<br />boz says:
<br />red open sores
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, teri hatcher gives you sores
<br />boz says:
<br />is she a doctor too?
<br />Belle says:
<br />is it hatcher or thatcher?
<br />Belle says:
<br />corky or teri?
<br />boz says:
<br />margaret thatcher and teri hatcher
<br />Belle says:
<br />corky thatcher
<br />boz says:
<br />you don't think cori is actually corky just changing a few letters to throw us off?
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh no!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll give her the test
<br />Belle says:
<br />then we'll know for sure
<br />boz says:
<br />we owe to the rest of the housemates
<br />Belle says:
<br />i will probably never get a chance to test her though
<br />Belle says:
<br />people tend to shy away from being alone with me
<br />boz says:
<br />since she is being groomed to replace you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, that too
<br />boz says:
<br />the zonkboard wasn't updating, you and Jonnie were talking about me, weren't you
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />and all i can say is WOW boz
<br />boz says:
<br />I need to scroll up
<br />Belle says:
<br />i didn't know you were that flexible or that you had those feelings for jonnie
<br />boz says:
<br />what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />asl
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />ask jonnie his asl
<br />Belle says:
<br />I think you scared him away
<br />boz says:
<br />but I'm a doctor!
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, the ill fear doctors
<br />boz says:
<br />may I quote you on that?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />thank god
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />well
<br />Belle says:
<br />atleast i find myself funny
<br />boz says:
<br />isn't that what brad hitler used to say?
<br />Belle says:
<br />my cat went behind the monitor and is poking his head out the side, it's soooo cute
<br />boz says:
<br />that screams photo op!
<br />boz says:
<br />I wish I could get one of my parakettes to poke his head out from behind my monitor but I would probably have to duct tape it to the monitor first
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should totally do that
<br />boz says:
<br />I said stape first, but that would be inhumane
<br />boz says:
<br />staple
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, tape is much better
<br />Belle says:
<br />or glue
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, super glue would be perfect<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110524816479369158?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1105146666646554052005-01-07T20:10:00.000-05:002005-01-07T20:11:06.646-05:00My dinner with Robert Palmer and Jesusboz says:
<br />What?
<br />Belle says:
<br />what what?
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm answering your "boz" from the zonkboard
<br />Belle says:
<br />did i "boz" you? oh
<br />boz says:
<br />- belle: boz?
<br />Belle says:
<br />well i don't remember what i wanted, but i'm sure it was important!
<br />boz says:
<br />it had to be
<br />boz says:
<br />I have the zonkboard set to filter out any crap meant for me
<br />Belle says:
<br />no you don't!
<br />boz says:
<br />prove it
<br />Belle says:
<br />for a minute there i was all "wow, that's impressive"
<br />Belle says:
<br />well it's all crap
<br />boz says:
<br />that's true
<br />Belle says:
<br />so wouldn't it all be blank
<br />boz says:
<br />maybe
<br />boz says:
<br />maybe not
<br />Belle says:
<br />who is the new girl?
<br />Belle says:
<br />it is a girl, right?
<br />boz says:
<br />new girl?
<br />boz says:
<br />new?
<br />Belle says:
<br />she's not new?
<br />boz says:
<br />one of Jonnie's friends
<br />boz says:
<br />I think she is from nortern california
<br />boz says:
<br />with an h
<br />Belle says:
<br />she's my replacement isn't she!!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />if you would have come to the hot tub last night you would have know about this?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no one was there when i was
<br />boz says:
<br />bull
<br />Belle says:
<br />i left a message on the zonk
<br />boz says:
<br />I know, and we were all in the tub
<br />Belle says:
<br />no one replied so i figured no one was around
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh
<br />boz says:
<br />didn't you even scroll up one message to see that?
<br />boz says:
<br />ONE!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />ONE!!!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i had a lot on my mind
<br />boz says:
<br />your tumor?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha is that a good excuse or what!
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, that went away
<br />boz says:
<br />no, the new one, or haven;t you heard about that one yet?
<br />Belle says:
<br />so tell me more about my replacement
<br />Belle says:
<br />i haven't heard about that one, damn
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't know much about her,
<br />boz says:
<br />we are just waiting till we can legally change her name to belle so the replacement can be permanent
<br />Belle says:
<br />well did i miss anything exciting in the hot tub
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, Jonnie told another pee story
<br />Belle says:
<br />why did you bother giving her an icon, she could have had mine!
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh man, i love pee stories
<br />boz says:
<br />and Amyjo is intrigued by you, she can't figure you out
<br />Belle says:
<br />what's to figure out
<br />boz says:
<br />I dunno, do you want to hear Jonnie's pee story
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />boz says:
<br />This was when he was in Alaska, and he got drunk one night, and he had to pee real bad but there was no place to go, so he decided to go in the local porn store, and then he forgot how bad he had to pee because he had a lot of change and he decided to go in one of the viewing rooms, then he remembered how bad he had to pee, and he had to pee really bad, and there was a trash can ...
<br />boz says:
<br />in the viewing room, so he decided to pee in the trash can, but it was a metal trash can and it made all kinds of noise when he started peeing, and the manager started banging on the door, and when Jonnie let him in the manager threw Jonnie out into the snow and cold of another Alaskan night
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />but you didn't hear this frome me, because what happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub
<br />Belle says:
<br />i won't tell a soul
<br />Belle says:
<br />i miss all the good stuff
<br />boz says:
<br />your own fault
<br />boz says:
<br />I wish I could copy what goes on in there, it would have been good
<br />boz says:
<br />did you see our new room motto?
<br />boz says:
<br />every time an idiot is born an angel farts
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah i saw that
<br />boz says:
<br />http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/boz48730/angelsf.jpg
<br />boz says:
<br />and the picture?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yep
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's on the rwbs page at the top, the link
<br />boz says:
<br />yes it is, but knowing how you never scroll up, I wasn't sure if you would see it
<br />Belle says:
<br />my eyes really hurt
<br />Belle says:
<br />probably holding back all the tears you cause me
<br />Belle says:
<br />i can't find the eye drops and i thought i had them and almost put something bad in my eyes
<br />boz says:
<br />visine always work, or try lighter fluid
<br />Belle says:
<br />acid
<br />Belle says:
<br />i almost put acid in my eyes
<br />boz says:
<br />acid is good, acid is our friend
<br />Belle says:
<br />not in liquid form
<br />boz says:
<br />so you have acid that comes in the same kind of container that your eye drops come in?
<br />Belle says:
<br />actually yes, pretty damn close
<br />Belle says:
<br />no wonder amyjo is intrigued by me
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm intrigued by me too sometimes
<br />boz says:
<br />she must read dinner with boz
<br />Belle says:
<br />if she did she wouldn't be intrigued at all
<br />boz says:
<br />she says it appears at times that we share the same brain
<br />Belle says:
<br />who?
<br />boz says:
<br />you and boz
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I mean you and me
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's not good to start referring to yourself in the third person
<br />boz says:
<br />tell boz about it!
<br />Belle says:
<br />did you tell her we do in fact share the same brain, thanks to the operation?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, but I didn't tell her it was a dog's brain
<br />boz says:
<br />some things are best left unsaid
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's what i always say
<br />Belle says:
<br />to scott baio
<br />boz says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />how is scott these days?
<br />Belle says:
<br />he's in charge of my days and my nights
<br />Belle says:
<br />of my wrongs and my rights
<br />boz says:
<br />and is willie aames as big a jerk as he appears to be
<br />Belle says:
<br />willy!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />what was that willy book
<br />boz says:
<br />don't you remember that?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i lost a lot of memories when i had the aneurysm
<br />Belle says:
<br />willy and the bad touch or something
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, that's it
<br />boz says:
<br />since you don't remember you'll believe anything I tell you
<br />Belle says:
<br />probably
<br />Belle says:
<br />i know you would never lie to me
<br />boz says:
<br />unless ...
<br />Belle says:
<br />i rated wang chung as very high on the radio station
<br />boz says:
<br />I did the same with david hasselfhoff
<br />Belle says:
<br />unless you're secretly plotting my demise?
<br />Belle says:
<br />new boy in the neighborhood
<br />Belle says:
<br />lives downstairs and it's understood
<br />Belle says:
<br />he's there just to take good care of meeeeee
<br />boz says:
<br />I just eliminated robert palmer
<br />Belle says:
<br />like he's one of the familyyyyyy
<br />Belle says:
<br />but!
<br />Belle says:
<br />he's addicted to love
<br />boz says:
<br />I couldn't help it
<br />boz says:
<br />it was simply irrestible
<br />Belle says:
<br />hardy har har
<br />boz says:
<br />we must hear different songs
<br />boz says:
<br />are you listening now?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, should i be?
<br />boz says:
<br />or are you listening to the radio station only you can hear, the one that tells you to do the bad things
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, that one, the one that comes out of my microwave oven
<br />Belle says:
<br />the thing with yahoo launchcast
<br />boz says:
<br />oh here we go
<br />Belle says:
<br />is to listen to it i have to turn off my ad blocker
<br />boz says:
<br />no you don't
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes i do
<br />Belle says:
<br />otherwise it doesn't work
<br />Belle says:
<br />i've tried a bunch of things!
<br />boz says:
<br />you just have to press the control button when you open it
<br />Belle says:
<br />control?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't believe it
<br />boz says:
<br />try it
<br />boz says:
<br />press the control key, hold it down and then open the launch radio station
<br />Belle says:
<br />is this a trick?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm trying it
<br />Belle says:
<br />nope
<br />Belle says:
<br />it opens the pop up box but errors out
<br />boz says:
<br />you're doing it wrong then
<br />boz says:
<br />it works for me
<br />boz says:
<br />but then again you do have a strange computer
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have high security
<br />Belle says:
<br />to protect me from criminal masterminds
<br />boz says:
<br />like me?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />boz says:
<br />and has it worked?
<br />Belle says:
<br />so i have to turn off my ad blocker
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, not really
<br />boz says:
<br />I guess, who knows
<br />boz says:
<br />I added Melanie to our favorite artists list
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh geeeesh
<br />boz says:
<br />what???
<br />boz says:
<br />she has had a long and varied career
<br />Belle says:
<br />is that why i never heard of her before?
<br />boz says:
<br />she performed at Woodstock by god!
<br />boz says:
<br />well she performed oral sex on most of the groups, but let's not quibble
<br />Belle says:
<br />aha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think my eyes are bleeding
<br />boz says:
<br />do you have a tissue handy?
<br />boz says:
<br />you could dab them and find out for sure
<br />Belle says:
<br />i overheard the funniest conversation today
<br />boz says:
<br />overheard is a polite way of putting it
<br />Belle says:
<br />really, i did
<br />boz says:
<br />enlighten me
<br />Belle says:
<br />these 2 guys, one came over to the other
<br />Belle says:
<br />and said
<br />Belle says:
<br />"dude, did you try one of those delicious muffins they brought out today?"
<br />boz says:
<br />were these the burger king skater boys?
<br />Belle says:
<br />and the other guy said "those were FUCKING disgusting! they were like made with worms! and did you see the fat ass who brought them!"
<br />Belle says:
<br />and the other guy said "dude, do not go there, these muffins were not ordinary muffins, they were delicious"
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />and then the guy STORMED off in a huff
<br />Belle says:
<br />he actually slammed the door
<br />Belle says:
<br />it was hysterical
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was practically in tears
<br />boz says:
<br />did he storm in a huff in a gay manner?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, they didnt' appear gay at all
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's why it was so funny
<br />boz says:
<br />where did this happen?
<br />Belle says:
<br />at the gym
<br />boz says:
<br />you go to the gym?
<br />Belle says:
<br />is that a crime?
<br />boz says:
<br />that may be the cause of your bleeding eyes
<br />Belle says:
<br />chlorine
<br />boz says:
<br />sweat
<br />Belle says:
<br />and all that marijuana
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, nothing tops off a good workout like a little weed
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm so going to quote you on that
<br />boz says:
<br />do you young people still call it weed?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't call it anything
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i'm old
<br />boz says:
<br />what does james taylor call it?
<br />Belle says:
<br />he calls it lunch
<br />Belle says:
<br />"let's do lunch!"
<br />boz says:
<br />is he a member of your gym?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />we only met that one time
<br />boz says:
<br />and is this gym like the gym in Perfect starring John Travolta and Jamie Leigh Curtis?
<br />boz says:
<br />and does everyone wear color co-ordinated outfits?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, it is a danish health spa
<br />Belle says:
<br />close
<br />Belle says:
<br />the masseuses wear jumpsuits
<br />boz says:
<br />did you have to lie on your application and tell them you were Danish?
<br />Belle says:
<br />what is that asl thing?
<br />boz says:
<br />asl
<br />Belle says:
<br />do you see that?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, I did
<br />Belle says:
<br />after masseuses?
<br />boz says:
<br />I saw it
<br />Belle says:
<br />how did i do that?
<br />boz says:
<br />ASL
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't know, what did you type?
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i typed ( ? )
<br />Belle says:
<br />but with out the spaces
<br />boz says:
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />neato!
<br />boz says:
<br />age sex location, great
<br />boz says:
<br />I'll have to remember that when I visit the teen boys who weren't very good at sports chatroom
<br />Belle says:
<br />gagagaga'
<br />boz says:
<br />what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />now i can't stop laughing
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was talking in baby talk
<br />boz says:
<br />I like gagagagaga better
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have to go put some gauze on my eyes i think, i'm getting delusional
<br />boz says:
<br />I think we may be inventing a new chat room language
<br />Belle says:
<br />excellent!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />gagagagaga
<br />Belle says:
<br />we shoudl invent a whole new language
<br />Belle says:
<br />forget chat room
<br />boz says:
<br />I already have
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have to go pray
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll catch you on the flip
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i'll scroll up more
<br />Belle says:
<br />i promise
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, take care of those eyes, it could be a stigmata
<br />Belle says:
<br />gagagagagaga
<br />Belle says:
<br />later dude, don't go there with the muffins!
<br />boz says:
<br />jesus wept
<br />boz says:
<br />later
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think jesus is weeping through my eyes right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110514666664655405?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1104868870893388952005-01-04T15:00:00.000-05:002005-01-04T15:01:10.893-05:00My dinner with Neil YoungBelle says:
<br />hey boz
<br />Belle says:
<br />how do i fix my thing so my thing shows
<br />boz says:
<br />hey your ownself
<br />boz says:
<br />what thing are we talking about this time?
<br />Belle says:
<br />the blog thing
<br />Belle says:
<br />my title thing doesn't show up because of the blogger thing
<br />boz says:
<br />you are making little or no sense
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok
<br />boz says:
<br />oh god no, neil young is singing Imagine!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />so yeah, you're still high?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i really need help
<br />boz says:
<br />no really, he is really singing it
<br />Belle says:
<br />in your room?
<br />Belle says:
<br />is he naked?
<br />boz says:
<br />explain your problem in engrish
<br />Belle says:
<br />look at my blog
<br />boz says:
<br />he's not, but he has that look in his eye that he will be soon
<br />Belle says:
<br />i had a title thing where the search blogger is
<br />Belle says:
<br />how do i make that not happen
<br />boz says:
<br />you can't
<br />Belle says:
<br />well
<br />Belle says:
<br />what can i do
<br />boz says:
<br />why do you want to get rid of it?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i just want my title thing to show
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's an image
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, something at the top of the page that is being covered up by the blogger search bar?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yesss, that's what i said exactly
<br />boz says:
<br />that's easy, just put some line breaks before the image
<br />boz says:
<br />br
<br />boz says:
<br />surrounded by <>
<br />boz says:
<br /><br>
<br />Belle says:
<br />hmmm i tried that
<br />boz says:
<br />that's a line break
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll try it again
<br />boz says:
<br />ok
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh great
<br />boz says:
<br />what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />now it worked,i was doing it at the wrong place
<br />boz says:
<br />it helps if you do it right
<br />Belle says:
<br />my template it all effed up
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's all to one side!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />there's a big white space
<br />boz says:
<br />it looks normal to me, except for the image being covered up
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's all blue?
<br />Belle says:
<br />half the page isn't white?
<br />boz says:
<br />doesn't look like that to me
<br />Belle says:
<br />hmmm
<br />Belle says:
<br />well you're all that matters
<br />boz says:
<br />but I don't see the image that is covered up
<br />Belle says:
<br />hmm
<br />boz says:
<br />why don't you just use a blogger template
<br />Belle says:
<br />how about now
<br />Belle says:
<br />well i like mine
<br />Belle says:
<br />but maybe i should switch it up
<br />boz says:
<br />it's perfect now
<br />boz says:
<br />I can see the title now
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm sending you a pic of what i see
<br />boz says:
<br />ok
<br />Belle says:
<br />because i want someone to pretend they care
<br />boz says:
<br />I can pretend real good
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's what neil said
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe it's too big
<br />Belle says:
<br />THAT's what neil said
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />WWTPD
<br />boz says:
<br />and I said that's what lube is for
<br />Belle says:
<br />did you get it?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, it
<br />boz says:
<br />it is big
<br />Belle says:
<br />sorry
<br />Belle says:
<br />but did you see
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, I see
<br />Belle says:
<br />it doesn't look like that to you
<br />boz says:
<br />no, it looks like it always did to me
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok
<br />boz says:
<br />did you rebuild the page?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />i didn't touch anything
<br />boz says:
<br />maybe you need to rebuile
<br />Belle says:
<br />now half of everything i see is white though
<br />Belle says:
<br />everywhere
<br />Belle says:
<br />half of my cats are white
<br />boz says:
<br />WWTOND?
<br />Belle says:
<br />on?
<br />boz says:
<br />tatum o neal
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />down some drugs
<br />Belle says:
<br />forget it, i don't care if half of everything is white, i'm going to start a drug addiction
<br />Belle says:
<br />my birthday is over
<br />Belle says:
<br />wher eis my song
<br />boz says:
<br />yesterday was your birthday?
<br />boz says:
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />well today
<br />Belle says:
<br />or yesterday, depending on how you look at it
<br />Belle says:
<br />the 3rd
<br />boz says:
<br />wow, if I would have known that I would have postponed my shot and went out and got drunk
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />install a new template
<br />Belle says:
<br />but the fluffy clouds
<br />boz says:
<br />the only thing you'll have to redo is your lings
<br />boz says:
<br />links
<br />Belle says:
<br />but
<br />Belle says:
<br />the
<br />Belle says:
<br />fluffy
<br />Belle says:
<br />clouds
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's so
<br />Belle says:
<br />relaxing
<br />Belle says:
<br />all the templates are so harsh
<br />boz says:
<br />no they aren't they have tons of new ones that you haven't even seen
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have
<br />Belle says:
<br />i create a new blog like every day
<br />Belle says:
<br />actually i just created a sex one for my friend in alaska
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have to link that
<br />boz says:
<br />cool
<br />Belle says:
<br />they are all so non-fluffy cloudy
<br />boz says:
<br />it's not that friend of Jonnie's is it
<br />Belle says:
<br />ya ya
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />no Donald Kilbuck
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should make a ya ya blog
<br />boz says:
<br />I have enough trouble with the blogs I have
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.blogger.com/templates/rounders/sample.html
<br />Belle says:
<br />pleeeeeeeeease
<br />boz says:
<br />this is nice
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't like the color
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's masculine
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.blogger.com/templates/moto_ms/sample.html
<br />boz says:
<br />you like pink, don't you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />uhh
<br />Belle says:
<br />i do
<br />Belle says:
<br />but that's really pink
<br />Belle says:
<br />does it come with a barbie
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />boz
<br />boz says:
<br />yes?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think we need to be sedated
<br />Belle says:
<br />you think people are relaying your conversations
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think people are secretly recording me, video or audio
<br />boz says:
<br />I have a question for you, a serious question
<br />Belle says:
<br />serious???? oh man
<br />boz says:
<br />did you really send some guy a set of used sheets?
<br />Belle says:
<br />who said that??
<br />boz says:
<br />you did
<br />boz says:
<br />You told Jonnie that you did
<br />Belle says:
<br />jonnie told you?
<br />boz says:
<br />he told us, we were all together when he brought it up
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh i must have blocked it out
<br />boz says:
<br />you haven't denied it yet
<br />Belle says:
<br />why, do you know the guy hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />well no, but I saw an auction on Ebay
<br />boz says:
<br />and your name was mentioned
<br />Belle says:
<br />it was NOT
<br />Belle says:
<br />you're lying
<br />boz says:
<br />sure, shoot the messenger
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok show me
<br />boz says:
<br />what, you want a copy of the reciept I got when I bought them?
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah exactly
<br />boz says:
<br />I haven't flustered you, have I?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm not admitting to anything, but hypothetically speaking if i was to send sheets to someone it wouldn't be a complete stranger who might sell them on eBay, so no
<br />boz says:
<br />a complete stranger as opposed to a stranger?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />you should let me make a new template for you!
<br />Belle says:
<br />sure, make it with fluffy clouds
<br />boz says:
<br />I can do that
<br />Belle says:
<br />and then when i don't use it you can never speak to me again
<br />Belle says:
<br />new templates are like money
<br />Belle says:
<br />you shouldn't mix them
<br />boz says:
<br />huh?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't know
<br />boz says:
<br />fine! I won't do it then
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, go for it
<br />Belle says:
<br />but what i'm saying is
<br />Belle says:
<br />what if i don't like it, for some insane reason
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i dont use it, you will hate me forever
<br />boz says:
<br />you'll love it
<br />Belle says:
<br />i will be banished to another internet
<br />Belle says:
<br />and my book deal will be null
<br />boz says:
<br />no, if you don't like it, I'll use it for the rwbs
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok
<br />boz says:
<br />and zoot and mikey will quit
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I mean zann
<br />Belle says:
<br />everyone will!
<br />Belle says:
<br />what
<br />Belle says:
<br />a
<br />Belle says:
<br />riot
<br />boz says:
<br />zoot quit because you weren't a good role model
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, not me, bhw
<br />boz says:
<br />oh yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />no one has quit because of me yet
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't think
<br />boz says:
<br />that you know of
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />goose might have
<br />Belle says:
<br />you know, i was thinking about this last night
<br />boz says:
<br />drew was practically crying when he quit
<br />Belle says:
<br />remember when we used to all go in the hot tub all the time
<br />Belle says:
<br />goose would always pm me and ask what i was wearing
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />did he do that to everyone??
<br />boz says:
<br />actually, I think he got that idea when I PM'd him asking what he was wearing
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was always like, uhhh, socks
<br />boz says:
<br />he kind of freaked me out when he said he was in full KISS costume
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's so lame though, "what are you wearing"
<br />Belle says:
<br />like obviously they don't want the truth
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wish i had a KISS costume
<br />boz says:
<br />you've got credit cards with no limits, go for it
<br />Belle says:
<br />let me ask goose where he got his
<br />boz says:
<br />I wish I had a tatum o'neal tuxedo
<br />Belle says:
<br />he was always on me to send him my picture too
<br />boz says:
<br />I remember that!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i finally caved, he really wouldn't let it go
<br />boz says:
<br />oh yeah, I'm sure
<br />boz says:
<br />you sent goose the sheets, didn't you
<br />Belle says:
<br />no!
<br />Belle says:
<br />someone in NY
<br />boz says:
<br />someone in prison?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />for trying to assassinate tatumo neal
<br />boz says:
<br />tatumo san?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think i'll name my first born tatumo
<br />Belle says:
<br />or tatum
<br />Belle says:
<br />or tater
<br />boz says:
<br />or spud
<br />Belle says:
<br />i spent my walmart gift card today
<br />boz says:
<br />what did you get?
<br />Belle says:
<br />seasons 2 and 3 of 24, cd's, paper towels, and a hunting rifle
<br />boz says:
<br />but no sheryl crow cd
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />blank cd's
<br />boz says:
<br />what about season one?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have already seen season one
<br />boz says:
<br />I watched the first two episodes of Deadwood tonight
<br />Belle says:
<br />how was it?
<br />boz says:
<br />it's one of those that I think you need to get used to
<br />boz says:
<br />they are still setting up the characters and plot lines
<br />Belle says:
<br />hmm
<br />boz says:
<br />and it's shot in sepia tones
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh
<br />Belle says:
<br />weird
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't like sepia
<br />Belle says:
<br />it reminds me of my least favorite crayon
<br />Belle says:
<br />burnt sienna
<br />boz says:
<br />brad dourf is in it, you like brad dourf don't you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't know who that is
<br />boz says:
<br />he was the voice of chucky
<br />Belle says:
<br />wanna PLAY?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />love it!
<br />boz says:
<br />and he looks just like Chucky too
<br />Belle says:
<br />great
<br />Belle says:
<br />does he say things like
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm your friend till the end
<br />Belle says:
<br />THIS IS THE END, FRIEND
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, and Daryl and the other Daryl's brother is in it
<br />Belle says:
<br />interesting
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe i will check it out, but i doubt it since i already watch too much tv
<br />Belle says:
<br />Alias is back on Wednesday!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />you know way too much about the Chucky movies
<br />Belle says:
<br />i loved the chucky movies
<br />Belle says:
<br />well the first one really
<br />boz says:
<br />that is the only one I saw
<br />Belle says:
<br />i hate that lady that was in all the others
<br />boz says:
<br />whatever happened to Lucy Deakins?
<br />Belle says:
<br />with the voice
<br />Belle says:
<br />who is lucy deakins?
<br />boz says:
<br />she was john candy's son's boyfriend in that movie where dan ackroyd played his annoying brother in law and they rented a cottage, and ate the big steak, and shot the bear in the ass
<br />Belle says:
<br />ghost busters?
<br />Belle says:
<br />brb phone
<br />boz says:
<br />and she was in the movie where fred savage played her little brother and dressed like an army guy, and the boy next door could fly
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.idiotsavant.com/deakins/
<br />boz says:
<br />it's your father, and he wants the blowfish back, doesn't he?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110486887089338895?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1104388124309867392004-12-30T01:28:00.000-05:002004-12-30T01:28:44.310-05:00My dinner with TPTia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />i had a genius thought
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />the guy from hangin' with mr. cooper
<br />boz says:
<br />anoher one?
<br />boz says:
<br />hmmm, not bad, I was thinking Steve Harvey too
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />no, not steve harvey
<br />boz says:
<br />why not?
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />i don't like him
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't like that other guy
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />FINE!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />malcolm jamal warner is still the front runner
<br />boz says:
<br />this is shaping up like an Oz for juvenille offenders
<br />boz says:
<br />I just sneezed
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />bless you, child
<br />boz says:
<br />wanna shake hands?
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />everytime a boz sneezes, an angel gets its wings
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />I sneeze quite a bit
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />i really want to open this present
<br />boz says:
<br />what present?
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />but it says on the card not to open until b-day
<br />boz says:
<br />when is your bday?
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />soon
<br />boz says:
<br />what date?
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />i'm not sure
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />you mean the actual date i was born on or the date my two japanese uncles throw me a party each year?
<br />boz says:
<br />you know, I have always felt Conception Day should be celebrated instead of Birthday
<br />boz says:
<br />actual date
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />no one really knows my birthday since i was adopted
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />every year we make it up
<br />boz says:
<br />I never know when to believe you
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />FINE!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />my niece was adopted, the one who named all her sons the same first namem her birthday is the first part of january
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />maybe i am her then
<br />boz says:
<br />do you have any mulatto children?
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />i have a feeling my birthday is really soon
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />no, but i do like gelatto
<br />boz says:
<br />is that like ghetto ice cream?
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />do you have to bring up the ghetto? that's where my biological parents left me
<br />boz says:
<br />my niece thinks that her biological grandfather was a famous doctor
<br />boz says:
<br />Dr Scholl
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />she's probably right
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />i've heard he had a lot of bastard children
<br />boz says:
<br />actually she was born in Georgia, she might be Marci's illegitimate sister
<br />boz says:
<br />wait, marci wasn't born in Georgia
<br />boz says:
<br />I think Marci died
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />marci did not die
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />she at least was alive around christmas
<br />boz says:
<br />she's gotten too good for us.
<br />boz says:
<br />if lavar burton showed up at your condo door, would you let him in?
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />is this a trick question?
<br />Tia and Tamara's Fan Club President says:
<br />he's here right now
<br />boz says:
<br />did you let him in?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, that's the only way he could come in, if he was invited, like vampires
<br />boz says:
<br />or jehovah witnesses
<br />Belle says:
<br />jehovah witnesses ARE vampires
<br />Belle says:
<br />if star jones showed up at your door, would you let her in?
<br />boz says:
<br />they are so much more than vampires
<br />boz says:
<br />is merideth vieria with her?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, she's alone, she was driving through east taiwan to pick up a refugee child and her car broke down in front of your house
<br />boz says:
<br />would I have to sex her?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you just have to say if you would let her ini
<br />Belle says:
<br />you're already planning out how to sex star jones up
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm not paying for her wedding!
<br />Belle says:
<br />she's already married
<br />Belle says:
<br />now, yes or no?
<br />boz says:
<br />is she wearing Payless shoes from the Star Jones collection?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />boz says:
<br />pumps, mules, or wedgies?
<br />Belle says:
<br />pumps that are several sizes too small for her chubby feet
<br />boz says:
<br />ooooooooh, like your dad wears
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, my dad wears pumps that fit
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes or noooo?
<br />boz says:
<br />are you sure meredith veiria isn't with her?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, unless her limp, lifeless body is stuffed in either star jones' trunk or pumps
<br />boz says:
<br />or stomach
<br />Belle says:
<br />aaaaggghhhh
<br />Belle says:
<br />star jones ate meredith vierra!
<br />boz says:
<br />oh the humanity!
<br />Belle says:
<br />if you let her in she might eat you and mother boz
<br />Belle says:
<br />so yes or no
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />that was a tough one
<br />Belle says:
<br />since you didn't invite her in, she calls meredith viera from your neighbor's house and meredith comes over and has sex with the neighbor out of gratitude for helping star
<br />boz says:
<br />which neighbor?
<br />Belle says:
<br />all of them
<br />boz says:
<br />slut!
<br />Belle says:
<br />that could have been you
<br />boz says:
<br />thank god I kept my wits about me
<br />boz says:
<br />have you written that post yet?
<br />Belle says:
<br />mentally
<br />boz says:
<br />that's a start
<br />Belle says:
<br />listen
<br />boz says:
<br />I hate having to do mental things
<br />Belle says:
<br />would you rather have a sinus infection where anytime you sneeze while in the presence of others, they change sex
<br />Belle says:
<br />or
<br />Belle says:
<br />have the inability to distinguish btwn babies and english muffins
<br />boz says:
<br />sinus infection
<br />boz says:
<br />I already have the inability to distinguish between babies and english muffins
<br />Belle says:
<br />yummy, buttery babies
<br />boz says:
<br />just don't invite me to breakfast
<br />Belle says:
<br />would you rather have to sleep each night btwn a mattress and a box spring
<br />Belle says:
<br />or
<br />Belle says:
<br />be allowed to listen to only one musical piece the rest of your life - "funkytown" by Lipps, inc
<br />boz says:
<br />is the word between so hard to type?
<br />Belle says:
<br />why are you so disturbed with that
<br />Belle says:
<br />first it's my ahahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i can never please you!!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />matress and box springs
<br />boz says:
<br />fine, I make one little comment about your ahahahaha, and I can never live it down
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />if siskel and ebert both showed up at your door and you could only invite one in, which one would you invite in?
<br />boz says:
<br />the dead one
<br />Belle says:
<br />excellent
<br />boz says:
<br />he'd eat less
<br />boz says:
<br />I saw a Randy Quaid movie today
<br />Belle says:
<br />wow!
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's amazing!!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />he played an evil sheriff
<br />boz says:
<br />don't paronize me
<br />boz says:
<br />patronize even
<br />boz says:
<br />I'll edit that out in the final copy
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh sure, edit out your stuff
<br />Belle says:
<br />what was the evil randy quaid movie?
<br />Belle says:
<br />the other day i saw part of Daddy Day Care
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, it's called Dinner with BOZ, I have to look out for my best interests
<br />Belle says:
<br />it was really, really moving
<br />boz says:
<br />is that with eddie murphy?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />it was touching
<br />boz says:
<br />he sucks so bad
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />hurts so good though
<br />Belle says:
<br />WWJCMD
<br />boz says:
<br />WWJMVD
<br />Belle says:
<br />jmv?
<br />boz says:
<br />jan michael vincent
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />probably do another line
<br />boz says:
<br />tony pierce is going to be so jealous of us
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha WWTPD?
<br />Belle says:
<br />we should make that our motto
<br />Belle says:
<br />forget john cougar mellencamp
<br />boz says:
<br />yes, we should
<br />boz says:
<br />but never identity who TP is
<br />Belle says:
<br />or he'll have us assassinated
<br />boz says:
<br />or have or blogging privledges revoked
<br />boz says:
<br />our
<br />Belle says:
<br />bhw would come after us, shooting bullets out of her breasts
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm not editing that out
<br />Belle says:
<br />you have to
<br />boz says:
<br />no, it is time your mean spiritedness was laid bare for all to see
<br />boz says:
<br />http://spudhead.buzznet.com/user/?id=761242
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wish i had an aura
<br />Belle says:
<br />like i glowed
<br />Belle says:
<br />people would always be able to find me in a crowd
<br />boz says:
<br />only chicks with names like bambi or sunshine have aura's
<br />Belle says:
<br />sunshine!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll change my name
<br />boz says:
<br />I am going to end every post I make for the next week with WWTPD
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's awesome
<br />Belle says:
<br />me too
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I just zonkboarded it
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm going to end every thought i have with WWTPD
<br />boz says:
<br />my next door neighbor when I was a teenager named her daughter Angel
<br />Belle says:
<br />my roomate in college was named Angel
<br />Belle says:
<br />and she really was
<br />Belle says:
<br />she used the rhythm method and everything
<br />boz says:
<br />was she the first one on your killing spree?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, but many, many followed
<br />Belle says:
<br />she put a picture of JESUS right above my bed while i was sleeping
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />she kept telling me when i had guys over that i was going to a lower level of heaven
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />is that some kind of sexual code word?
<br />Belle says:
<br />heaven?
<br />boz says:
<br />how would you like a little lower level of heaven tonight?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahah
<br />boz says:
<br />tony pierce would never come up with a comedy gem like that
<br />Belle says:
<br />WWTPD!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />room mates, gotta love 'em
<br />Belle says:
<br />or not, she was a total nut job, my friends used to try to freak her out
<br />Belle says:
<br />like one friend came over and said something about being pregnant and not knowing who the father was, i thought Angel would have a coronary
<br />boz says:
<br />I had a born again christian for a roommate when I was stationed in crete
<br />boz says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />Angel actually asked me to be her maid of honor when she got married
<br />Belle says:
<br />then demoted me
<br />boz says:
<br />http://skirt.buzznet.com/user/
<br />boz says:
<br />the bitch
<br />Belle says:
<br />she probably married your born again
<br />boz says:
<br />my born again, lusted after the wife of his best friend then tried to kill himself by walking out into the mediterranean sea
<br />Belle says:
<br />excellent!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll have to try that one
<br />Belle says:
<br />and you really are a little too fascinated with dressing in women's clothing
<br />boz says:
<br />then he got transferred to Athens
<br />Belle says:
<br />i bet tony pierce has never had a crazy roommate
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm hungry
<br />boz says:
<br />I also had a roommate named Snuffy
<br />Belle says:
<br />beedy, beedy, beedy
<br />boz says:
<br />who kept an eight by ten pic of his parenst on his nightstand and I swear they looked like brother and sister
<br />Belle says:
<br />my brother has an eight by ten of my mother on his nightstand! that is so weird!! who does that??
<br />Belle says:
<br />they probably were brother and sister though
<br />boz says:
<br />Snuffy and your brother
<br />Belle says:
<br />i just think that is odd
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i was telling my dad this
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i said exactly that, i said who does that!! and he said "what, you don't have a picture of me?? i have one of you!"
<br />Belle says:
<br />and he really does, ahhahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />this is your dad, right, not your bad touch uncle?
<br />Belle says:
<br />both probably
<br />Belle says:
<br />i just have an eight by ten of TP
<br />boz says:
<br />all I have is a wallet size
<br />boz says:
<br />but then he has always favored the ladies
<br />Belle says:
<br />does kevynn malone really like him?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, he's linked him, and told everyone to buy his book
<br />Belle says:
<br />you think you know someone!!
<br />boz says:
<br />k'lone likes all the popular bloggers
<br />boz says:
<br />zil zheaton included
<br />boz says:
<br />wheb you say know you mean stalk, don't you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />well yeah
<br />boz says:
<br />I should link him
<br />Belle says:
<br />well i thin
<br />Belle says:
<br />k
<br />Belle says:
<br />you have to send him a picture of your breasts first
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's the appropriate way of going about it
<br />boz says:
<br />if I shaved my chest they'd be bigger than bhw's
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />not that you measured or anything
<br />boz says:
<br />of course I've measured
<br />boz says:
<br />but I've never understood the whole cup size thing
<br />Belle says:
<br />what's not to understand?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i hate when i go in victoria's secret or something and they accost me with the measuring tape
<br />boz says:
<br />bah, that's the only reason you go into victoria secrets!
<br />Belle says:
<br />they are always like "free measurments!!!" and i say no thanks, but they do it anyway!
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm going to have to start hanging around victoria secrets and try the free measurement scam!
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />WWTPD
<br />boz says:
<br />will I need a tape measure?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, i think so
<br />Belle says:
<br />and a measuring cup
<br />boz says:
<br />and I should be inside the store, right?
<br />Belle says:
<br />or lurking near the restrooms
<br />boz says:
<br />you say lurking like it's a bad thing
<br />boz says:
<br />how do you think I got a date to the prom?
<br />Belle says:
<br />ebay
<br />Belle says:
<br />or
<br />Belle says:
<br />www.imaginarygirlfriends.com
<br />boz says:
<br />actually I paid my cousin fifty bucks
<br />boz says:
<br />he wasn't worth it though
<br />boz says:
<br />it worries me that you had a link to this so handy
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />a little side job
<br />boz says:
<br />I need to find a pic of TP to use for my icon in here
<br />boz says:
<br />identity theft!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should steal his blog
<br />Belle says:
<br />what's the address?
<br />Belle says:
<br />or do tp.blogspot.com/ and just copy all his posts
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />that would work
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should hire her
<br />Belle says:
<br />http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/browse_karinna.php
<br />boz says:
<br />http://tony.buzznet.com/user/
<br />boz says:
<br />tada!
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should shave your head
<br />Belle says:
<br />tada what?
<br />boz says:
<br />tada, I am now TP
<br />boz says:
<br />if I shaved my head I'd look like a giant light bulb
<br />Belle says:
<br />how are you now TP?
<br />Belle says:
<br />Ohhhhh
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I have his icon up
<br />Belle says:
<br />i didn't see it and thought you were having delusions of grandeur again
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's awesome
<br />boz says:
<br />one day we will rule the internet
<br />Belle says:
<br />TP and levar?
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, bhw sent me a picture of her boobs too, the full monty!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i know
<br />Belle says:
<br />in the shower or something
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, I think so
<br />Belle says:
<br />or was taht the one she sent me
<br />Belle says:
<br />she told me anyway
<br />boz says:
<br />not that it's my wallpaper or anything
<br />Belle says:
<br />she thought it might be
<br />boz says:
<br />i wish that anonymous commenter would leave some more comments on dinner with boz
<br />boz says:
<br />the one who thought we had no lives
<br />Belle says:
<br />who??
<br />boz says:
<br />if I knew "who" would I call him anonymous?
<br />Belle says:
<br />well you said HIM
<br />Belle says:
<br />when was that
<br />boz says:
<br />one of the first posts
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh, yeah, maybe i remember
<br />Belle says:
<br />he'll be the first one to buy the book
<br />Belle says:
<br />it was probably TP afraid we'd corner the market
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I was going to say that
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was looking through his pics, trying to figure out why the ladies flock to him
<br />boz says:
<br />http://chatwars.blogspot.com/2004/09/my-dinner-with-belle.html
<br />boz says:
<br />cause they can't have me
<br />boz says:
<br />wow, I didn't see that third comment!
<br />Belle says:
<br />haha
<br />Belle says:
<br />want some pie?
<br />boz says:
<br />what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />pie?
<br />boz says:
<br />I know what you said, but why did you say it?
<br />Belle says:
<br />because i'm eating pie
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, no thanks, I had cheesecake earlier
<br />Belle says:
<br />mmmm pumpkin pie
<br />boz says:
<br />french vanilla cool whip?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, whip cream from the can
<br />Belle says:
<br />my parents send me home with so much food
<br />boz says:
<br />from the bathroom?
<br />boz says:
<br />arghhhhhhhhhhhh
<br />Belle says:
<br />TP wouldn't say things like that
<br />Belle says:
<br />so we have on fan
<br />Belle says:
<br />one
<br />boz says:
<br />well that was a long time ago, I think it might have been bhw's friend becky
<br />Belle says:
<br />someone who talks a lot
<br />Belle says:
<br />it could be amyjo
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, maybejo
<br />boz says:
<br />but she would never buy a playlist
<br />boz says:
<br />becky did leave a comment on another post
<br />Belle says:
<br />that doesnt' really sound like becky though
<br />Belle says:
<br />she emails me
<br />boz says:
<br />email her back and ask her
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't think it's her
<br />boz says:
<br />WWTPD
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i might sound obsessive
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />it might be one of my gay admirers
<br />Belle says:
<br />the other boz
<br />Belle says:
<br />or brian bonsall
<br />Belle says:
<br />my admirers can't write
<br />boz says:
<br />you know how malone and I got to know each other don't you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you met at a NAMBLA meeting?
<br />boz says:
<br />we were both linked on this gay guy's blog and I guess malone followed the link to my blog
<br />boz says:
<br />tony baloney from Atlanta Ga.
<br />Belle says:
<br />interesting
<br />Belle says:
<br />sometimes i think there are cameras in everyday objects
<br />Belle says:
<br />and someone is taping me
<br />Belle says:
<br />so i smile
<br />boz says:
<br />it couldn't hurt
<br />Belle says:
<br />for a long time i was convinced there was a camera in zob
<br />boz says:
<br />ummm, hahaha, camera in zob, hahahaha, that's ridiculous!
<br />boz says:
<br />http://scruffneck.blogspot.com/
<br />Belle says:
<br />seriously, i would turn him around to get changed and everything
<br />boz says:
<br />I know
<br />boz says:
<br />it was very frustrating
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />now i think it's in that hallmark snowman and puppy
<br />boz says:
<br />that's just silly
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh
<br />Belle says:
<br />well then
<br />boz says:
<br />did you go back and buy another one for half price after xmas?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm not retarded
<br />boz says:
<br />or one step away from being
<br />boz says:
<br />I think I am going to make a casting call announcement on the grand ennui for the facts of life 2005
<br />boz says:
<br />TP and I could pass for brothers
<br />boz says:
<br />http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?id=750494
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />I think i'm going to bed
<br />Belle says:
<br />too much TP for me
<br />boz says:
<br />don't turn zob around tonight, ok?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />gooodniiiiiiiiight
<br />boz says:
<br />night
<br />boz says:
<br />WWTPD!!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />and remember, always ask yourself WWTPD
<br />Belle says:
<br />damn you!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />ha
<br />Belle says:
<br />nighters
<br />boz says:
<br />night<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110438812430986739?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1104297452111229862004-12-29T01:14:00.000-05:002004-12-29T00:17:32.110-05:00My dinner with TootieBelle says:
<br />yes?
<br />Belle says:
<br />fine what?
<br />boz says:
<br />you deserted me in my hour of need again
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh no, did you break out the razor blades again and start cutting?
<br />boz says:
<br />ooh, good touch,
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, yeah, I have a question for you
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm not a hermaphrodite
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i already have a prom date
<br />boz says:
<br />those were questions number 9 and 10
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok then shoot
<br />boz says:
<br />did you buy the spy cam or punk out?
<br />Belle says:
<br />they didn't have it actually
<br />Belle says:
<br />so i guess i punked out
<br />boz says:
<br />what did you get instead?
<br />Belle says:
<br />they had like nothing, damn those walmart folks!
<br />Belle says:
<br />umm
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm trying to remember
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh
<br />boz says:
<br />a cheese wheel?
<br />Belle says:
<br />walkie talkies
<br />Belle says:
<br />and a walmart gift card for the other swap gift
<br />boz says:
<br />twoswap gifts?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, kind of crazy
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wanted the walkie talkies myself, but my aunt stole them from me in the swap
<br />boz says:
<br />I think you should have demanded that they search the warehouse for the spycam
<br />boz says:
<br />who would be the walkie while you were the talkie?
<br />Belle says:
<br />my neighbor maybe hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />did you father like the lamp?
<br />Belle says:
<br />or i would have strapped one to emilio and one to charlie
<br />Belle says:
<br />either way, it would have been fun, but noooo, do you know what i got, a crappy blanket, and a crappy pine cone thing
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh yeah, i'm his favorite daughter now he said
<br />Belle says:
<br />he was soo cute, too, he made us turn off all the lights so he could see it
<br />boz says:
<br />is that counting his illegitimate daughters?
<br />Belle says:
<br />which is just what the guy does in the movie!
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, even the german one
<br />Belle says:
<br />who could be sandra
<br />boz says:
<br />you just want to be related to Jonnie
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh yeah, i've been wishing that since birth
<br />Belle says:
<br />one of my brothers is named Johnny
<br />boz says:
<br />they should have named all your brothers Johnny
<br />Belle says:
<br />they should
<br />boz says:
<br />my niece named her three sons Darian
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm going to do that
<br />Belle says:
<br />with the three chinese babies i adopt
<br />boz says:
<br />how come they only do that to boys, how come no one ever names all their daughters the same name
<br />Belle says:
<br />levar jr, levar II, levar III
<br />Belle says:
<br />they do!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i know a girl named kat who is really named katherine whose mother is named katherine
<br />Belle says:
<br />i thought it was weird, but maybe it's a canada thing
<br />boz says:
<br />no, I meant all their daughters, not daughter named after their mother, that's normal, my eldest sister is named after my mother.
<br />Belle says:
<br />that isn't normal
<br />Belle says:
<br />why? i don't get it
<br />boz says:
<br />they have different middle names though
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't
<br />Belle says:
<br />get
<br />Belle says:
<br />it
<br />boz says:
<br />it doesn't matter it was a rhetorical question anyway
<br />Belle says:
<br />FINE
<br />Belle says:
<br />be that way
<br />Belle says:
<br />put mother boz on
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll ask her
<br />boz says:
<br />which mother boz, my sister or my mother?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />exactly
<br />Belle says:
<br />put them both on
<br />Belle says:
<br />i bet you were confused as a child
<br />boz says:
<br />I would but there is the little matter of the restraining order
<br />boz says:
<br />funny you should mention my confusion as a child ...
<br />boz says:
<br />I used to call my sister "little mommy"
<br />boz says:
<br />she's nine years older than me
<br />Belle says:
<br />one of my brothers is nine years older than me and i called him little hitler, not little daddy
<br />boz says:
<br />is his real name elvis costello?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />little hitler= song by elvis costello
<br />Belle says:
<br />you don't say!
<br />Belle says:
<br />did mother boz sr. like her udder cream?
<br />boz says:
<br />guess what belle, when you go to sleep at night your pine cone thing comes to life
<br />Belle says:
<br />noooooooooooo
<br />Belle says:
<br />damn that pine cone thing
<br />Belle says:
<br />it plugs in
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, she did like the moo cream
<br />Belle says:
<br />what kind of pine cone thing plugs in
<br />Belle says:
<br />and who gives this crap as a swap gift
<br />boz says:
<br />pine cone thing reeks of homemade gift
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh it definitely was
<br />Belle says:
<br />$25, sure!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />next year i'm making all my gifts
<br />boz says:
<br />out of hair balls
<br />Belle says:
<br />and pine cones!
<br />boz says:
<br />and glitter!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />how did you know glitter was involved??
<br />Belle says:
<br />even emilio and charlie are disturbed by the pine cone thing
<br />Belle says:
<br />they keep knocking it over
<br />boz says:
<br />isn't it always?
<br />Belle says:
<br />and glitter is all over my carpet
<br />boz says:
<br />you'll vacuuming glitter till june
<br />boz says:
<br />thiat is if you vacuum before june
<br />Belle says:
<br />highly unlikely
<br />Belle says:
<br />which will make june fun!
<br />boz says:
<br />put it in the bathroom on top of the toilet
<br />Belle says:
<br />no!
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's where they had one at my brother's house
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i was like wtf is that pine cone thing
<br />Belle says:
<br />then next thing i know i'm getting one of my very own!
<br />boz says:
<br />who was the one who gave the pine cone thing?
<br />Belle says:
<br />my brother's fiance
<br />Belle says:
<br />bitch!
<br />boz says:
<br />typical
<br />Belle says:
<br />once i had that of course no one wanted to trade with me
<br />boz says:
<br />how did this trading thing work?
<br />Belle says:
<br />well you pick a number
<br />Belle says:
<br />and then every person after the first person can choose to swap with someone who went before them if they want
<br />Belle says:
<br />and then at the end the first person gets the pick of the litter
<br />boz says:
<br />sounds kind of complicated. do they know what the gift is before they swap?
<br />Belle says:
<br />and then we light the last person on fire and pray
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, you get to open the gifts
<br />boz says:
<br />and then swap?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, if you want something that someone who went before you had
<br />boz says:
<br />was this your brother's fiance's idea?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha, no, sadly, we've done this for ever
<br />Belle says:
<br />but i'm going to suggest we stop now that she's participating
<br />boz says:
<br />your brother is going to expect her to make all the xmas gifts next year
<br />boz says:
<br />and I bet she got really good things
<br />Belle says:
<br />hmm, i can't remember
<br />Belle says:
<br />i've tried to block the whole thing out
<br />Belle says:
<br />but really, what wouldn't have been better than that pine cone thing
<br />boz says:
<br />a xmas craft thing made out of toilet paper rolls
<br />Belle says:
<br />one funny thing was
<br />Belle says:
<br />the walmart gift card i got i put inside a stuffed puppet
<br />Belle says:
<br />and my weird uncle dick (not the one that gives me the bad touch though) thought the puppet was the gift and was like 'oh that's nice, i'll keep this one'
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I wonder what he'll get with the gift card?
<br />Belle says:
<br />another puppet
<br />Belle says:
<br />all he wanted was the puppet
<br />boz says:
<br />you should have slid the card out while no one was looking
<br />Belle says:
<br />i should have, and said i made the puppet
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think i will light the pine cone thing on fire and use it to burn down my house, then won't my brother's fiance feel bad
<br />boz says:
<br />and the finance would have said, do you have the plans for that?
<br />boz says:
<br />i got a walmart gift card for xmas too
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, i saw that
<br />Belle says:
<br />i didn't
<br />Belle says:
<br />what are you going to buy?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i did get a credit card though
<br />boz says:
<br />t shirts probably
<br />boz says:
<br />credit or debit?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should buy glitter and construction paper
<br />Belle says:
<br />credit
<br />boz says:
<br />wow, any limit?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no limit!~
<br />boz says:
<br />and pipe cleaners and a hot glue gun
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, never mind, i wont' tell any camp stories
<br />boz says:
<br />you have a story about a hot glue gun?
<br />Belle says:
<br />my step mother has a hot glue gun
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />pipe cleaners
<br />boz says:
<br />I think you told me a camp story before
<br />Belle says:
<br />did it involve armed guards and wil wheaton?
<br />boz says:
<br />yes, and pipe cleaners
<br />boz says:
<br />oh man, I bought the best tasting tums yesterday!
<br />Belle says:
<br />which ones?
<br />Belle says:
<br />were they smooth dissolve
<br />boz says:
<br />they are a store brand and they are berry flavored
<br />Belle says:
<br />what colors
<br />boz says:
<br />dark colors
<br />Belle says:
<br />i've never had berry, i bet it's good
<br />boz says:
<br />you can almost get high by opening the bottle and sniffing
<br />Belle says:
<br />woooo hooo
<br />Belle says:
<br />so imagine what happens when you crush them up and put them on a spoon and burn it
<br />boz says:
<br />they taste more like candy than antacids
<br />Belle says:
<br />nice! i'm gonna look for some
<br />boz says:
<br />assorted berries
<br />boz says:
<br />I got these from the dollar general, but I'm sure they copied it from Tums
<br />Belle says:
<br />most likely
<br />Belle says:
<br />all the cool kids copy Tums
<br />boz says:
<br />96 for $2.00
<br />boz says:
<br />I used to be addicted to Rolaids
<br />Belle says:
<br />i've never had rolaids
<br />Belle says:
<br />do they really spell relief
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />did you know joy behar hosts who wants to be a millionaire??
<br />boz says:
<br />I thought it was the other one
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh, well whatever
<br />Belle says:
<br />one of them, they're all obnoxious
<br />boz says:
<br />meredith vierra
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, yeah, her
<br />Belle says:
<br />i didn't know that
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, the syndicated version
<br />Belle says:
<br />i saw it the other day and this guy's first question was
<br />boz says:
<br />I've never watched either her or regis
<br />Belle says:
<br />"complete the language rule helper 'i before E except after blank'
<br />Belle says:
<br />and the guy
<br />Belle says:
<br />had to ask the audience
<br />boz says:
<br />after lunch
<br />boz says:
<br />???
<br />Belle says:
<br />i mean, come on!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />did meredith know the answer?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, she is fed the answers with a spoon
<br />Belle says:
<br />by regil philbin
<br />boz says:
<br />and a needle?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i would have puked if the audience got it wrong
<br />Belle says:
<br />but luckily 95% knew it
<br />boz says:
<br />in your hands?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes, absolutely, because i was sitting on my bed
<br />boz says:
<br />the 5% who didn't know it were probably related to the contestabt
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />seriously, that disturbed me
<br />Belle says:
<br />i didn't dare watch it any longer because that was the EASY question and he got it wrong
<br />Belle says:
<br />i want to find out his name and address and taunt him
<br />boz says:
<br />what were the four choices?
<br />Belle says:
<br />they were all letters, c, d, a, o or something
<br />Belle says:
<br />well not c
<br />Belle says:
<br />i dont' remember!
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes c
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />call a friend and find out
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm losing my mind
<br />Belle says:
<br /> i blame you
<br />boz says:
<br />sure, why not, I have broad shoulders
<br />Belle says:
<br />the next question was probably who is the president of the united states and he had to call a friend
<br />Belle says:
<br />he doesn't have any friends!
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, you know what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />when we get about 50 more "dinners with boz" we are going to make it into a book
<br />Belle says:
<br />a book no one will buy?
<br />boz says:
<br />we'll buy it
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm serious, you can do this on Cafe Press
<br />Belle says:
<br />the proceeds will go to dumb game show contestants
<br />boz says:
<br />some guy with a blog did a book on how to blog and people are buying it by the tens
<br />Belle says:
<br />no way
<br />Belle says:
<br />how to blog?
<br />Belle says:
<br />by wil wheaton?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, have you heard of tony pierce?
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh god, really?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />interesting
<br />boz says:
<br />malone wants everyone to buy it
<br />Belle says:
<br />really??
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, and it's just old blog posts
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh it is?
<br />Belle says:
<br />then how is it "how to blog"?
<br />boz says:
<br />ummm, because he is the master of blogging, I guess
<br />boz says:
<br />do what he does
<br />boz says:
<br />but seriously, by the time we get 50 more dinner with boz's we will be so famous they will be lining up to buy our book
<br />boz says:
<br />we can have lavar levar burton write the introduction
<br />Belle says:
<br />Hmmph
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/sell/books.aspx
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't have tony pierce's fan base
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, but we are slowly building up our fan base
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />it's at two right now
<br />Belle says:
<br />stop, it hurts when i laugh
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe if i could get my phone sex customers to buy it, that must be what tony pierce is doing
<br />Belle says:
<br />and you could have it go on sale at dollar general
<br />boz says:
<br />ask him the next time he calls for a quickie
<br />Belle says:
<br />like packaged with a bottle of fake tums
<br />Belle says:
<br />buy fake tums get this book FREE!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have a reputation to uphold
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, after your dinner with boz you'll really need fake tums
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I won't be able to sleep tonight going over all the possibilities
<br />Belle says:
<br />possibilities??
<br />Belle says:
<br />like a movie deal??!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />marketing, yeah movie deal!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />nancy mckeon might be available!
<br />boz says:
<br />might be? that's like saying the pope might be catholic
<br />Belle says:
<br />well don't tell anyone, but i did hear the pope might be methodist
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe nancy will be busy filming tony pierce's movie
<br />Belle says:
<br />or wil wheaton's
<br />boz says:
<br />my dinner with boz starring a lifetime movie of the week starring nancy mckeon and liam neeson
<br />boz says:
<br />samuel l. jackson?
<br />boz says:
<br />fred savage?
<br />Belle says:
<br />C. Thomas Howell!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />if he's alive
<br />boz says:
<br />I saw fred savage in a movie tonight
<br />Belle says:
<br />my parents were watching that stupid movie, Mooseport on Christmas night, and he's in that
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, that's it
<br />Belle says:
<br />my dad kept saying "there's your bud, fred savage!"
<br />Belle says:
<br />and insisting i had a crush on him when i was younger
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i so didn't
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, it was his brother that you had a crush on
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, i told him it was paul
<br />boz says:
<br />wasn't he killed in vietnam?
<br />boz says:
<br />or woodstock?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, that was winnie's brother
<br />boz says:
<br />oh yeah, back when winnie still wore glasses
<br />Belle says:
<br />before she had her britney spears/lindsay lohan growth spurt
<br />boz says:
<br />she didn't spurt in the same places they did, only her face got bigger
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />well that was pre-plastic surgery
<br />boz says:
<br />not that I know who britney spears or lindsey lohan are
<br />boz says:
<br />you know what they should do?
<br />boz says:
<br />They should make a male version of Facts of Life
<br />Belle says:
<br />with mrs. garrett? or a male?
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe mr. belvedere could do it
<br />boz says:
<br />I think it should be a mr garrett
<br />Belle says:
<br />if you think about it
<br />Belle says:
<br />they could all keep the same names, they are unisex
<br />Belle says:
<br />jo
<br />Belle says:
<br />blair
<br />Belle says:
<br />tootie
<br />Belle says:
<br />natalie
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />and ed-na
<br />boz says:
<br />they called her nat
<br />Belle says:
<br />well there you go
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think this is a winner
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should pitch this to the network
<br />boz says:
<br />or nambla
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll be your partner since i came up with the name idea
<br />Belle says:
<br />nat DID have a weird relationship with that little boy
<br />Belle says:
<br />put your power suit on
<br />Belle says:
<br />we're going to hollywood!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />my favorite episode was where tootie didn't become a hooker
<br />Belle says:
<br />wasn't that every episode?
<br />Belle says:
<br />she did have a bastard child in the reunion
<br />boz says:
<br />it was jermaine jackson's wasn't it?
<br />Belle says:
<br />levar burton's!
<br />boz says:
<br />a mute bastard child, how tragic
<br />Belle says:
<br />quality programming though
<br />boz says:
<br />I can see Lifetime, WE and Oxygen battling it out for the rights
<br />Belle says:
<br />there is a fortune to be made here
<br />boz says:
<br />I've already forgot our premise.
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok, you work on that, i'm going to get coffee and search for the new face of Tootie
<br />boz says:
<br />fine!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll check back in with you!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />don't start with the self mutilation again
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />not that anyone reads this
<br />boz says:
<br />they will eventually,
<br />boz says:
<br />it will be the feel good book of the summer
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok please edit the remark about her breasts then
<br />boz says:
<br />ok
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't want to piss anyone off
<br />boz says:
<br />I'll change breasts to something else
<br />Belle says:
<br />noooo
<br />Belle says:
<br />change everything to something else
<br />boz says:
<br />fine!
<br />Belle says:
<br />her name, boobies, the book, change it all
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm leaving the part about nancy mckeon having my babies in though!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i must have missed that part... sure, boz, sure
<br />boz says:
<br />oh wait, that was last night's dream
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm glad you started having hetero dreams
<br />boz says:
<br />go get you coffee and find the new Tootie!
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok, later
<br />boz says:
<br />later<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110429745211122986?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1103593110046963132004-12-20T20:37:00.000-05:002004-12-20T20:40:32.170-05:00My dinner with Winnie CooperBelle says
<br />so you're finally going in for that electro shock therapy
<br />boz says
<br />yeah, if it works on me they're going to try it on monkeys next
<br />Belle says
<br />that explains the will benefit mankind for decades to come part
<br />boz says
<br />that was sort of a planet of the apes reference
<br />Belle says
<br />you know, i never saw planet of the apes
<br />Belle says
<br />either one
<br />boz says
<br />did you know there was also a planet of the apes television series
<br />Belle says
<br />no, was it on after or before the fast times at ridgemont high television series
<br />boz says
<br />before
<br />Belle says
<br />was eric stolz in it
<br />boz says
<br />yeah, he played the part kevin bacon played in the movie
<br />Belle says
<br />no, mark wahlberg
<br />boz says
<br />no, that was the part david faustino played
<br />boz says
<br />oooh, do you remember the movie Paper Moon
<br />boz says
<br />with tatum and her dad
<br />Belle says
<br />that isn't the one with reese witherspoon and the boy getting ran over by the tractor, is it
<br />boz says
<br />oh, that movie was so tragic
<br />boz says
<br />different movie though
<br />Belle says
<br />no, don't know it
<br />Belle says
<br />i lead a sheltered life
<br />boz says
<br />it was directed by peter bogdonavich, one of his two or three movies that made money, tatum even won an oscar for it ... anyway, they made that in to a tv series and guess who played tatum o'neal's part
<br />boz says
<br />guess!!!!
<br />Belle says
<br />jodie foster
<br />boz says
<br />dammit, I hate it when you are right
<br />Belle says
<br />which is all the time, must be tough
<br />boz says
<br />by the way, did you ever rent those two movies I told you about
<br />Belle says
<br />i would have been more impressed if Kristy McNichol had played it
<br />Belle says
<br />i rented Little Darlings, but I forgot the other ones
<br />boz says
<br />foxes
<br />boz says
<br />with jodie foster and randy quaid
<br />Belle says
<br />best onscreen duo ever
<br />boz says
<br />and scott baio
<br />Belle says
<br />i have to rent that one, i'm writing it down
<br />Belle says
<br />in BLOOD
<br />Belle says
<br />on my neighbor's door
<br />boz says
<br />your blood
<br />boz says
<br />helter skelter
<br />Belle says
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says
<br />see, you know the manson references
<br />Belle says
<br />i admit to nothing
<br />boz says
<br />your nickname isn't squeaky, is it
<br />Belle says
<br />my friends call me Ferris
<br />boz says
<br />i thought they called you big head girl
<br />Belle says
<br />did you ever see that hotel new hampshire
<br />boz says
<br />yeah, i did, it pretty much sucked
<br />boz says
<br />the book was way better
<br />Belle says
<br />with the incest
<br />Belle says
<br />you read the book
<br />boz says
<br />yeah, rob and jodie
<br />Belle says
<br />but no rob lowe in the book!
<br />boz says
<br />talk about sexual chemistry
<br />Belle says
<br />it made me wish my name was Franny
<br />boz says
<br />I've read a number of John Irving novels, even before they were made into bad movies
<br />boz says
<br />like in Dreschler
<br />Belle says
<br />he did that widow one too
<br />Belle says
<br />i feel deja vu
<br />boz says
<br />I've read Hotel New Hampshire, The World According to Garp, and Cider House Rules
<br />Belle says
<br />did you know they had The Nanny reunion special, i think it was last week hahaha
<br />boz says
<br />a lot of incest in his books
<br />Belle says
<br />i bet millions tuned in for that
<br />Belle says
<br />yeah, for real on the incest, me thinks he has issues
<br />Belle says
<br />his sister is probably vc andrews
<br />boz says
<br />or julie andrews
<br />boz says
<br />was there incest on the Nanny re-union
<br />Belle says
<br />i'll have to get back to you after i watch my solid gold video tape of it
<br />boz says
<br />or manboy love
<br />Belle says
<br />yeah, fran drescher and the guy with the accent, that's manboy love
<br />boz says
<br />i was thinking about the butler
<br />boz says
<br />of course I think about him alot
<br />Belle says
<br />wow you know a lot about this show, i didn't know they had a butler
<br />Belle says
<br />he's probably the guy from your male prostitute dreams
<br />boz says
<br />he haunts my every waking moment
<br />Belle says
<br />i hear they make drugs for that sort of thing now
<br />boz says
<br />sorry, no drugs for me, I'm fasting
<br />boz says
<br />I feel so ghandi-like
<br />Belle says
<br />so you don't want one of these brownies i brought home from the christmas party
<br />Belle says
<br />they are frosted
<br />boz says
<br />are they laced with lsd
<br />Belle says
<br />with cocaine
<br />Belle says
<br />better than lsd, less paranoid delusions
<br />boz says
<br />when was your xmas party
<br />Belle says
<br />tonight
<br />Belle says
<br />today
<br />Belle says
<br />it was toooooooooooooooooo long
<br />boz says
<br />at the hospital
<br />Belle says
<br />i actually fell asleep multiple times while people were talking to me
<br />Belle says
<br />no, it was held at gigi's house
<br />boz says
<br />get out!
<br />Belle says
<br />nope
<br />Belle says
<br />it was
<br />boz says
<br />she must have a big house
<br />Belle says
<br />she does, she has a sugar daddy
<br />boz says
<br />a doctor
<br />boz says
<br />john irving
<br />boz says
<br />scot baio
<br />Belle says
<br />no, i believe he is a lawyer, but i could be wrong, he could be something else, like a writer for tv guide or that guy who wrote fire and rain whose name i can't remember but i had lunch with
<br />boz says
<br />james taylor
<br />Belle says
<br />yeah, maybe him
<br />boz says
<br />on slow days do they ever let you perform surgery
<br />Belle says
<br />just yours tomorrow
<br />boz says
<br />you wish
<br />Belle says
<br />hahahaha!
<br />Belle says
<br />Small Soldiers is on!
<br />boz says
<br />is that the animated one, or the one with zil zheaton
<br />Belle says
<br />the animated one
<br />Belle says
<br />one of my brothers used to tell me my dolls came to life when i went to sleep at night
<br />Belle says
<br />scaaaared me
<br />boz says
<br />harpo, or chico
<br />Belle says
<br />james taylor
<br />boz says
<br />I thought you only had one brother
<br />Belle says
<br />john irving wrote my life
<br />Belle says
<br />no, i have 3
<br />boz says
<br />that would explain a lot of things
<br />Belle says
<br />no it wouldn't
<br />boz says
<br />your fascination with john irving and hotel new hampshire
<br />boz says
<br />no chico, not the bad touch
<br />boz says
<br />what kind of dolls did you have they came to life when you were asleep
<br />Belle says
<br />chucky
<br />boz says
<br />wait!!! two of your brothers aren't japanese are they, and they don't wear penis hats, do they
<br />Belle says
<br />not last i checked
<br />Belle says
<br />i had cabbage patch kids
<br />boz says
<br />boys or girls
<br />Belle says
<br />a few of both
<br />boz says
<br />few of both wowser, you must have been rich
<br />boz says
<br />come on, you remember their names, and are dying to tell me,
<br />Belle says
<br />i was the only girl AND the youngest, i was spoiled
<br />Belle says
<br />i do, i actually was just talking about them the other day to my friend that i have known forever and she told me the names of hers. she also said one of hers was a lesbian though
<br />boz says
<br />in psychology that is called transference
<br />Belle says
<br />hahahha
<br />Belle says
<br />i always wanted a black one
<br />Belle says
<br />i still might
<br />boz says
<br />my mother bought a xmas one for half price at a da y before xmas sale at ben franklin's a few years back
<br />boz says
<br />she bought, stored it away, and it hasn't been heard from since
<br />Belle says
<br />until.... dun dun dun...
<br />Belle says
<br />it comes to life on CHRISTMAS EVE
<br />Belle says
<br />and kills everyone in east taiwan!!!
<br />boz says
<br />you've been watching too much of the sci fi channel
<br />Belle says
<br />Zoolander is on too!
<br />boz says
<br />ben stiller is sooooo yesterday
<br />Belle says
<br />i never watch the sci fi channel, you never know when zil zheaton might pop up on you
<br />boz says
<br />I am suprised the gay community hasn't killed ben stiller yet for his lame portrayls of closeted gay men
<br />Belle says
<br />i gave you the best mother boz xmas gift
<br />Belle says
<br />idea
<br />boz says
<br />oh let me check
<br />Belle says
<br />the gay community DID kill ben stiller, that is not him, it's a gay man playing ben stiller playing a closeted gay man
<br />boz says
<br />oh, I saw that comment the other day
<br />boz says
<br />like mother boz knows how to operate a dvd player
<br />boz says
<br />isn't he married to marcia brady
<br />Belle says
<br />yes!
<br />boz says
<br />or tom brady
<br />Belle says
<br />but not the real marcia brady
<br />boz says
<br />no, the one from the movies
<br />boz says
<br />the stepford marcia brady
<br />Belle says
<br />yes
<br />Belle says
<br />she was also in one awesomest movie
<br />boz says
<br />what
<br />Belle says
<br />uhhh
<br />Belle says
<br />let me look, i have it, i forget the name, my memory is going
<br />Belle says
<br />overnight delivery
<br />boz says
<br />when you had lunch with james taylor did he mention carly simon
<br />Belle says
<br />not at all
<br />Belle says
<br />he was actually pretty quiet
<br />boz says
<br />they were married you know
<br />Belle says
<br />he talked a little about the performance he was doing at boston symphony and if i would like to do a few lines of coke with him in the alley way, and that was it
<br />Belle says
<br />yes, she wrote that song about him
<br />boz says
<br />noooo, it was about me
<br />boz says
<br />dammit
<br />boz says
<br />me
<br />boz says
<br />really, he said that about the coke
<br />Belle says
<br />yeah
<br />boz says
<br />after a nice healthy vegetarian lunch
<br />Belle says
<br />only he didn't say coke or alley way or anything like that
<br />boz says
<br />I feel so used
<br />boz says
<br />again
<br />Belle says
<br />yes, gotta be healthy
<br />Belle says
<br />used and abused
<br />boz says
<br />and kicked to the curb
<br />Belle says
<br />have you met my neighbor
<br />boz says
<br />the one who is stalking you, or the other one
<br />Belle says
<br />why, you thought james taylor only asked you to do lines of coke with him in the alley
<br />Belle says
<br />have you seen the Hallmark commercial where the lady puts the Hallmark singing snowman and dog thing on the grumpy neighbor's doorstep
<br />Belle says
<br />and it makes him smile and peace on earth and all
<br />boz says
<br />no
<br />Belle says
<br />i got one of those for myself
<br />boz says
<br />has it worked
<br />boz says
<br />I don't buy xmas stuff anymore, except for the 99 cent cd from the speedway station when you buy 8 gallons of gas or more, from coca cola
<br />Belle says
<br />it is insanely loud! i am afraid to ever make it sing because they might send the security after me
<br />Belle says
<br />or it might make my neighbor beat his wife
<br />Belle says
<br />speedway
<br />boz says
<br />gas station
<br />boz says
<br />that's where I get my 64 ounce fountain coke refills for 89 cents
<br />boz says
<br />did you buy the three cards
<br />Belle says
<br />hahaha they have a video of it!
<br />Belle says
<br />yeah i did
<br />Belle says
<br />but just so i could get that thing
<br />Belle says
<br />here!!!!
<br />boz says
<br />I'm watching the video, that would get real old, real quick
<br />Belle says
<br />no, watch the commercial
<br />Belle says
<br />you could be that mann!
<br />Belle says
<br />aimee mann
<br />boz says
<br />I should go to our hallmark gold crown store and get that for mother boz
<br />Belle says
<br />you should, did you see the way that man's face lit up
<br />Belle says
<br />and the dog
<br />Belle says
<br />it was really heartwarming
<br />boz says
<br />did I ever tell you about the time a transvestite robbed our local hallmark store
<br />Belle says
<br />no, i don't believe you did
<br />Belle says
<br />was this another of your special dreams
<br />boz says
<br />it was around xmas time too
<br />boz says
<br />no, this really happened
<br />boz says
<br />a woman walked into the store and held them up, and then fled, and they threw up a roadblock and did one of those searches and they found a wig, then a dress, then some tasteful pumps ...
<br />Belle says
<br />how does that make it a transvestite
<br />Belle says
<br />my dad wears tasteful pumps
<br />boz says
<br />with 34 inch heals
<br />boz says
<br />heels
<br />boz says
<br />and no, it wasn't me
<br />Belle says
<br />right
<br />Belle says
<br />you know a little too much about this
<br />Belle says
<br />do you have an alibi
<br />boz says
<br />statue of limitations has probably run out on it
<br />boz says
<br />statute
<br />boz says
<br />isn't small town life exciting
<br />Belle says
<br />i wish my name was winnie
<br />Belle says
<br />i don't live in a small town
<br />boz says
<br />winnie as in pooh
<br />Belle says
<br />no, as in cooper
<br />boz says
<br />winifred
<br />Belle says
<br />yes
<br />boz says
<br />that is almost like a guy name
<br />Belle says
<br />well not if people just call me winnie
<br />boz says
<br />yeah, but the first day of school the teacher would call you winifred and everyone would laugh, and you would be branded as a social outcast for the rest of the year, and the next year your father would transfer you to an exclusive private school and muffie and her snobby friends would ostracize you ... are you still sure you want to be named winnie
<br />Belle says
<br />fred savage would protect me
<br />boz says
<br />actually winnie cooper has a pretty big head
<br />Belle says
<br />i keep pictures of winnie around just for this kind of occasion
<br />Belle says
<br />this should be yours
<br />Belle says
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says
<br />wow, you guys have the same expression on there
<br />boz says
<br />ha
<br />Belle says
<br />oh my ygod hhahahahaha
<br />Belle says
<br />i didn't notice right away, but wow, talk about a big head
<br />Belle says
<br />was that your desktop wallpaper
<br />Belle says
<br />or the pic you carry in your wallet
<br />boz says
<br />fred, it's one he sent me before he found out what I was really after and he slapped the restraining order on me
<br />Belle says
<br />is he a member of NAMBLA too
<br />Belle says
<br />He was on the WEst Wing i think
<br />Belle says
<br />he's all grown up
<br />boz says
<br />our member lists are confidential
<br />Belle says
<br />that's not what ben stiller said
<br />boz says
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says
<br />aaaaaaaaggggghhhh
<br />Belle says
<br />i always hated him
<br />Belle says
<br />why was he so mean to fred
<br />boz says
<br />search me
<br />Belle says
<br />sexual tension
<br />boz says
<br />probably
<br />Belle says
<br />hahahahahahahahaha
<br />Belle says
<br />Benson!!!
<br />boz says
<br />is that benson
<br />Belle says
<br />it's mini alex
<br />Belle says
<br />your stalker
<br />boz says
<br />tracey! you've gaine weight
<br />Belle says
<br />brian bonsall
<br />Belle says
<br />better start starving yourself again, tracey!
<br />boz says
<br />she was in a movie on the lifetime movie channel tonight
<br />boz says
<br />of course patty duke played her mother
<br />Belle says
<br />well that's fitting
<br />boz says
<br />oh my god, this really does smack of nambla
<br />boz says
<br />httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosBonsallBrian.jpg
<br />boz says
<br />httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.com1.html
<br />boz says
<br />they are all of young celebrity boys
<br />boz says
<br />tatum!
<br />Belle says
<br />god, i'm probably on the FBI list just for clicking those links
<br />boz says
<br />httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosOsmentHaleyJoel.jpg
<br />Belle says
<br />nooooo
<br />Belle says
<br />i see his name in there, that's enough
<br />boz says
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says
<br />httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosDeppJohnny.jpg
<br />boz says
<br />I've got this one
<br />Belle says
<br />the collection
<br />boz says
<br />the johnny depp collection
<br />Belle says
<br />does it include him in the edward scissorhands pose
<br />boz says
<br />httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosSchroderRick.jpg
<br />Belle says
<br />i'm not a huge depp fan, johnny or the gel. i am deeply disturbed that he will be playing willy wonka
<br />boz says
<br />you want that one, don't you, little ricky schroder
<br />Belle says
<br />well he is hot in that sweater
<br />Belle says
<br />or was, he's dead, isn't he
<br />boz says
<br />I'd kill for this one
<br />boz says
<br />httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosHaimCorey.jpg
<br />Belle says
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says
<br />this is very weird
<br />Belle says
<br />yeah, definitely
<br />boz says
<br />httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosThomasJonathanTaylor.jpg
<br />Belle says
<br />don't worry, if the FBI is recording this conversation, i won't tell them you are an amish pedophile
<br />Belle says
<br />oh my god, MY EYES
<br />Belle says
<br />when did he come down with epilepsy
<br />boz says
<br />he looks good in pink
<br />Belle says
<br />is that you in the background
<br />Belle says
<br />i recognize the suspenders
<br />Belle says
<br />and the cane
<br />boz says
<br />yeah, I was like hey, I lost my dog would you like to help me find it
<br />Belle says
<br />come to my ranch, it's called neverland!
<br />boz says
<br />and he struck a pose and said Would I
<br />Belle says
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says
<br />that's so wrong
<br />boz says
<br />I hope I don't puke in my hands
<br />boz says
<br />httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comContact.jpg
<br />Belle says
<br />do it, puke it up, now!
<br />Belle says
<br />omg chad allen
<br />Belle says
<br />and wil wheat- on!
<br />boz says
<br />are any of them straight
<br />Belle says
<br />no
<br />Belle says
<br />that's where it all begins to make sense
<br />Belle says
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says
<br />gus!!!
<br />boz says
<br />I like fred better
<br />Belle says
<br />fred is pretty funny
<br />Belle says
<br />i'm not surprised you like the young boy better
<br />Belle says
<br />aaaaagggghhh
<br />Belle says
<br />you DO have the collection
<br />Belle says
<br />wait until the FBI seizes your computer
<br />Belle says
<br />they'll find all these pics and haul you away
<br />boz says
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says
<br />mother boz will be left alone
<br />Belle says
<br />maybe they'll call me as a character witness
<br />boz says
<br />she'll probably turn me in
<br />boz says
<br />that's it for tonight
<br />Belle says
<br />look though, how this guy wayne feels about river phoenix
<br />Belle says
<br />httpwww.angelfire.comilmjphoeniximagesgif.gif
<br />Belle says
<br />you are wayne, aren't you
<br />boz says
<br />wayne is just one of the many names I used when I troll, I mean when I visit the teen boys who aren't good at sports chat rooms
<br />Belle says
<br />i had a feeling
<br />Belle says
<br />only you could write something so deep
<br />Belle says
<br />i got choked up at that touched by an angel part
<br />Belle says
<br />and when you called him rio, oh man
<br />boz says
<br />and call him rio without sound gay
<br />Belle says
<br />the waterworks fell
<br />boz says
<br />I think I'd better go to bed
<br />Belle says
<br />if i had a goat, i would totally name it river phoenix
<br />Belle says
<br />yes, you will need your rest for the shock treatment
<br />boz says
<br />rio for short
<br />Belle says
<br />good luck!
<br />Belle says
<br />may the force be with you
<br />boz says
<br />thanks, and thanks for the help in my hour of need!
<br />Belle says
<br />or as levar burton would say,
<br />boz says
<br />ungh
<br />Belle says
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says
<br />ok take care, talk to you later alligator
<br />boz says
<br />night
<br />Belle says
<br />nighters<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110359311004696313?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1103094006836648072004-12-15T01:59:00.000-05:002004-12-15T02:00:06.836-05:00My dinner with Ione SkyeGeorge Michael says:
<br />last christmas i gave you my heart
<br />George Michael says:
<br />the very next day you threw it away
<br />George Michael says:
<br />so not cool, even i, who has FAITH, can't handle that
<br />boz says:
<br />is george still gay?
<br />George Michael says:
<br />is david schwimmer still gay?
<br />George Michael says:
<br />yes, and yes
<br />boz says:
<br />I can tell you a story about david schwimmer
<br />George Michael says:
<br />not another story about making a guy orgasm with out "touching" him
<br />boz says:
<br />no, this story doesn't involve me in any sense of the word
<br />George Michael says:
<br />what word?
<br />boz says:
<br />any word
<br />boz says:
<br />so george, where have you been for the past week?
<br />George Michael says:
<br />lighting leather jackets across the world on fire
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, I have two leather jackets
<br />George Michael says:
<br />not anymore
<br />George Michael says:
<br />mother boz let me in
<br />boz says:
<br />the tramp!
<br />George Michael says:
<br />she's pretty easy
<br />boz says:
<br />she's standing right behind me watching and taking notes, she wants me to give her your mailing address
<br />George Michael says:
<br />mother boz can write?
<br />boz says:
<br />pictographs, like Johnny Cash used in that one movie
<br />George Michael says:
<br />he's dead, right?
<br />boz says:
<br />well, yeah, now he is
<br />George Michael says:
<br />i don't think that's a coincidence
<br />boz says:
<br />Lee Remick is dead too
<br />George Michael says:
<br />marci never said anything about the emails i sent her
<br />boz says:
<br />I didn't send her any
<br />George Michael says:
<br />I did though
<br />boz says:
<br />have you talked to her?
<br />George Michael says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />then how do you know she hasn't said anything?
<br />George Michael says:
<br />i left her a comment asking if she got them, but no reply
<br />George Michael says:
<br />well she hasn't said anything to ME
<br />boz says:
<br />why would she?
<br />George Michael says:
<br />hey you know what would be a great idea
<br />boz says:
<br />a cure for cancer?
<br />George Michael says:
<br />let's download msn pre-alpha beta kappa gamma 20.6!
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, you first
<br />George Michael says:
<br />and nudge each other!
<br />boz says:
<br />I've been doing too much nudging lately
<br />George Michael says:
<br />oooh
<br />boz says:
<br />besides I can't nudge with a guy named George
<br />George Michael says:
<br />you finally went out with that guy mother boz wanted to set you up with?
<br />George Michael says:
<br />the ex convict?
<br />boz says:
<br />actually he's more your type, he breathes through his mouth
<br />George Michael says:
<br />does he have gills?
<br />George Michael says:
<br />so you got pretty close to his mouth, huh?
<br />boz says:
<br />no, but he has seen water world
<br />George Michael says:
<br />best movie ever
<br />boz says:
<br />next to the postman
<br />George Michael says:
<br />hahahha
<br />boz says:
<br />and the life and death of peter sellers
<br />George Michael says:
<br />did you see that?
<br />boz says:
<br />the peter sellers movie?
<br />boz says:
<br />I started watching it, turned it off after an hour, then watched some more, but haven't seen all of it, it pretty much sucks
<br />George Michael says:
<br />nothing compares to the Nelson Mandela 70th Birthday Tribute I did
<br />boz says:
<br />that was awesome
<br />boz says:
<br />you did nelson mandela on his 70th birthday?
<br />George Michael says:
<br />well the way i looked at it was, Nelson Mandela played the part of the dying child and I was his wish and my pimp was the make-a-wish foundation
<br />boz says:
<br />you've always had the charitable side, too bad more people don't know about it
<br />George Michael says:
<br />seriously
<br />George Michael says:
<br />i get a bad rep
<br />George Michael says:
<br />sometimes i even buy one of those paper shamrocks at the supermarket for a dollar
<br />George Michael says:
<br />and i don't even write my name on it
<br />George Michael says:
<br />that's how selfless i am
<br />boz says:
<br />ha, I bought two of the paper xmas stockings for a dollar each today
<br />George Michael says:
<br />sucker!
<br />George Michael says:
<br />i mean, nice
<br />boz says:
<br />each dollar spent supplies 14 dollars of food to the michigan food bank
<br />Belle says:
<br />for the refugee children
<br />boz says:
<br />in east tawain
<br />Belle says:
<br />well it's a good cause
<br />boz says:
<br />it is, cause we make the children entertain us before we feed them
<br />Belle says:
<br />we all have to work for our food, they should learn that
<br />boz says:
<br />they're doing phantom this year
<br />Belle says:
<br />of the opera?
<br />boz says:
<br />well yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />why not jesus christ superstar
<br />Belle says:
<br />i went to see Ocean's Twelve over the weekend
<br />boz says:
<br />and you called me a sucker!
<br />Belle says:
<br />many similarities to jesus christ superstar
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, both movies sucked
<br />Belle says:
<br />george clooney and brad bitt took turns playing jesus christ
<br />Belle says:
<br />actually it wasn't horrible, but the first one was better
<br />Belle says:
<br />it didn't really make sense
<br />Belle says:
<br />at all
<br />Belle says:
<br />but who am i to judge
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, who was the twelth ocean?
<br />boz says:
<br />lavar burton?
<br />Belle says:
<br />catherine zeta shoot me
<br />Belle says:
<br />lavar would have been better
<br />boz says:
<br />did you ever see her nude preggo without make up at the beach pics?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i would actually have prefered to see matt damon rape lavar burton while lavar grunted out then watch catherine zeta jones try to act
<br />Belle says:
<br />*than
<br />Belle says:
<br />not then
<br />boz says:
<br />freudian slip
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe so
<br />boz says:
<br />she could do porn
<br />Belle says:
<br />she's gross!
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, sure, whatever
<br />Belle says:
<br />seriously, i can't dig her
<br />boz says:
<br />you know what movie I really like
<br />boz says:
<br />fast forward
<br />boz says:
<br />noooo
<br />boz says:
<br />I mean Auto Focus
<br />boz says:
<br />about Colonel Hogan
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes with greg
<br />Belle says:
<br />the guy formerly from E talk soup
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, I didn't get E when he was the host
<br />Belle says:
<br />catherine zeta jones wasn't in that
<br />Belle says:
<br />well it was a good show
<br />Belle says:
<br />he's a funny guy
<br />boz says:
<br />my sister loved it and kept trying to make a video of it and send it to me
<br />boz says:
<br />but she didn't figure out how to do it until the guy who played on that showtime show about the gay guys in pittsburgh became the host
<br />boz says:
<br />queer as folk, was that the name of it?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no hablo
<br />Belle says:
<br />let me ask george
<br />boz says:
<br />george is too busy making levar grunt
<br />Belle says:
<br />not in MY house!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />stuffy in here
<br />Belle says:
<br />boil some water
<br />boz says:
<br />why?
<br />Belle says:
<br />add moisture?
<br />boz says:
<br />stuffy means there is too much moisture
<br />Belle says:
<br />not on my planet
<br />boz says:
<br />I should probably freeze some water
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, do that
<br />Belle says:
<br />make ice
<br />Belle says:
<br />that will help
<br />boz says:
<br />and make cocktais
<br />boz says:
<br />l
<br />Belle says:
<br />you know what i loved, those fake ice cubes, they are like plastic in different shapes and you freeze them
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should make those
<br />Belle says:
<br />we used to have those when i was little, not really sure why though
<br />boz says:
<br />you mean the stuff that looks blue and you put it in your cooler when you go on a picnic
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />like little balls
<br />Belle says:
<br />little plastic balls
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahah
<br />Belle says:
<br />seriously though
<br />Belle says:
<br />do you know what i'm talking about?
<br />Belle says:
<br />my three year old nephew yelled at me on the phone the other day because i didn't understand what he was asking me
<br />Belle says:
<br />i couldn't stop laughing
<br />Belle says:
<br />who is fcabanski?
<br />boz says:
<br />some guy, I thought it was malone but it isn't. let me find his site for you, he's a real nerd.
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.colabear.com/
<br />boz says:
<br />he's also pooty
<br />boz says:
<br />and tuna
<br />Belle says:
<br />weird
<br />Belle says:
<br />what is his deal
<br />boz says:
<br />and elbert
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't know
<br />boz says:
<br />he said he was looking for you
<br />boz says:
<br />you must not have scrolled back far enough on the zonkboard
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's fine, just tell me you know what fake ice cubes are
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm with your nephew on this one
<br />boz says:
<br />you had them as a kid? sounds like some kind of false repressed memory syndrome
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, really
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm looking for a picture
<br />Belle says:
<br />you will hit yourself when you see
<br />boz says:
<br />you probably won't find one, because they DON'T exist
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm sure if your google is as good as your explanation to me ...
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />hold on, i'm sure they're here somewhere
<br />Belle says:
<br />google can read minds now anyway
<br />boz says:
<br />why haven't you done Jonnie's mp3 test
<br />boz says:
<br />are you afraid that you'll get nothing but Journey?
<br />boz says:
<br />and Huey Lewis
<br />boz says:
<br />and the Macarena
<br />Belle says:
<br />exactly
<br />Belle says:
<br />why can't i find these ice cubes!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />talk to your therapist, maybe he can plant a different false memory
<br />Belle says:
<br />all i found was this lav nav
<br />Belle says:
<br />http://www.drinkstuff.com/products/product.asp?ID=930&title=The+Lav+Nav
<br />Belle says:
<br />pee hole wee wee light it says hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I think I found the perfect xmas gift for mother boz
<br />Belle says:
<br />the lav nav?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe they weren't ice cubes but we just used them that way
<br />Belle says:
<br />i can't find them anywhere
<br />boz says:
<br />they might have been marbles
<br />boz says:
<br />or some kind of sex toy
<br />boz says:
<br />and they just told you it was some kind of fake ice
<br />boz says:
<br />that damn star jones!
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1214041starjones1.html?link=rssfeed
<br />Belle says:
<br />i heard she demanded her whole wedding for free, she's a scrounge
<br />boz says:
<br />someone wanted to marry her?
<br />boz says:
<br />was it lavar burton?
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.wtks.com/timages/page/jim_ladder2.gif
<br />boz says:
<br />http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5541506879#ebayphotohosting
<br />boz says:
<br />promise me that I'll be buried in this
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.kissonline.com/kasket/body.html
<br />Belle says:
<br />47000 is too much, no way
<br />Belle says:
<br />http://www.bigfoto.com/miscellaneous/photos-14/plastic-ice_cube.jpg
<br />Belle says:
<br />this is the best i can get
<br />boz says:
<br />that's it?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i can't find anything!!
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, so it isn't ice, but you freeze it and use it as ice
<br />Belle says:
<br />i thought you were talking to me when you said you wouldn't forget the mil
<br />Belle says:
<br />k
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />exactly!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's plastic
<br />boz says:
<br />and it's reusable
<br />Belle says:
<br />but has liquid in it
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />if you wash it i guess
<br />boz says:
<br />why didn't you say that
<br />Belle says:
<br />did you have them too?
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/rratreusicec.html
<br />boz says:
<br />try that
<br />Belle says:
<br />noooooooooooooo
<br />Belle says:
<br />they were not phallic
<br />boz says:
<br />this?
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.aaa.com.au/australian-gifts/aus-gifts-lite-cubes.html
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, they did not light up
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's kind of scary
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't want my drink lighting up
<br />boz says:
<br />how about a penis in your drink?
<br />boz says:
<br />waiter there's a penis in my drink!
<br />boz says:
<br />shhhhhh, everyone will want one
<br />boz says:
<br />I here star jones gets all her reusable ice cubes for free
<br />Belle says:
<br />damn her!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />who does she think she is anyway, she invited donald trump to her wedding
<br />Belle says:
<br />someone needs to have a talk with her and i think we both know who that is
<br />boz says:
<br />joy behar?
<br />Belle says:
<br />close
<br />boz says:
<br />meredith viera
<br />boz says:
<br />mmmmmmmm, I have vanilla air freshener cannisters
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, i think meredith viera and joy behar are the same person
<br />Belle says:
<br />vanilla is so yesterday
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm an old fashioned kind of guy
<br />Belle says:
<br />you want the birthday cake smell i have
<br />boz says:
<br />you mean like vanilla birthday cake?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, i mean like birthday cake, not just plain old vanilla
<br />Belle says:
<br />do you want to fight?
<br />Belle says:
<br />go talk to your best friend star
<br />boz says:
<br />they don't have that at the dollar store yet, wait till the FDA bans it then they dollar store will get it
<br />Belle says:
<br />i went to elementary school with someone named star, she got lice a lot
<br />Belle says:
<br />you say everything i have is bad, will break my computer or kill me
<br />boz says:
<br />I knew a guy named Toy when I was stationed in Mississippi
<br />boz says:
<br />and I had a professor named Tannenbaum
<br />Belle says:
<br />http://store1.yimg.com/I/graveyard_1808_5206098
<br />boz says:
<br />oh that!
<br />boz says:
<br />I guess your parents hid the penis shaped ones
<br />Belle says:
<br />or i thought they were something else
<br />boz says:
<br />anal beads
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />did I just say anal beads?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you said it very dramatically too
<br />boz says:
<br />like I knew what I was talking about
<br />Belle says:
<br />so do you always freeze your anal beads for extra oomph?
<br />Belle says:
<br />anyway, back to my point, and i did have one
<br />boz says:
<br />you had anal beads?
<br />Belle says:
<br />freeze some of those plastic ice balls and all will be right with the world
<br />boz says:
<br />I'll delete that part
<br />Belle says:
<br />no more stuffy, no more anything bad
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, you have anal beads
<br />Belle says:
<br />you're the male prostitute
<br />boz says:
<br />that was just a dream
<br />Belle says:
<br />dreams are a gateway into the subconscious, boz
<br />boz says:
<br />and a dream is a wish your heart makes
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I think annette funicello said that
<br />Belle says:
<br />jimminy crickett
<br />Belle says:
<br />i always get them confused too, though
<br />boz says:
<br />I told you that Pinochhio killed the crickett early on in the original story, didn't I?
<br />Belle says:
<br />right, and my brothers used to hunt smurfs
<br />boz says:
<br />snipe, not smurfs
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm shuffling
<br />Belle says:
<br />i won't listen to your negativity regarding pinocchio
<br />Belle says:
<br />do i have to listen to them or can i hit next?
<br />boz says:
<br />what is someone gonna check up on you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i mean, does it mess up the shuffle?
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />the homer and jethro song came up, right?
<br />Belle says:
<br />how many, 10?
<br />boz says:
<br />yes
<br />boz says:
<br />geez!!
<br />boz says:
<br />you should be up to 100 by now
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh i finished, i was just looking at all the songs i didn' t realize i had
<br />boz says:
<br />I've got like 77 hours of songs on my harddrive
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm doing another list
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have 726 songs i think
<br />boz says:
<br />come away melinda by judy collins
<br />boz says:
<br />did you post your list?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i thought so
<br />boz says:
<br />on rwbs?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah
<br />boz says:
<br />don't see it
<br />boz says:
<br />black day in july by gordon lightfoot
<br />boz says:
<br />One of these days by the velvet underground
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />now what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />nothing, but i posted mine, i had typed it and not clicked post
<br />boz says:
<br />ha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm cool like that
<br />boz says:
<br />it's that brain infarction you have
<br />Belle says:
<br />from eating the plastic ice
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, I have some camper van beethoven on my hd too
<br />boz says:
<br />and pixies
<br />boz says:
<br />Love ...
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />Love will keep us together ...
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't know where that came from, really
<br />boz says:
<br />I think about the most embarrasing songs I might have would be some abba
<br />Belle says:
<br />abba is not embarrassing!
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, I have the rain the park and other things by the cowsills
<br />Belle says:
<br />do you have any air?
<br />Belle says:
<br />Air
<br />Belle says:
<br />Air is good
<br />boz says:
<br />never heard of them
<br />Belle says:
<br />seriously?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, seriously
<br />Belle says:
<br />wowza
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't watch mtv hits
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />you're so funny i forgot to laugh
<br />Belle says:
<br />why doesn't anyone say that anymore?
<br />boz says:
<br />ouch that stung
<br />Belle says:
<br />have you ever peed your pants from laughing?
<br />boz says:
<br />counting now?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hardy har har, yes
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />pull ups count too
<br />boz says:
<br />I have started to gag though
<br />Belle says:
<br />my best friend made me throw up in my hands once
<br />boz says:
<br />some of kind of D/s ?
<br />Belle says:
<br />what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no habla
<br />boz says:
<br />Domination/ submission
<br />Belle says:
<br />NO!
<br />boz says:
<br />Master slave
<br />Belle says:
<br />laughing
<br />boz says:
<br />Mistress slave
<br />boz says:
<br />well, the way you said it
<br />Belle says:
<br />FINE
<br />boz says:
<br />no please Mistress, not that!
<br />Belle says:
<br />don't make me puke in my hands again!
<br />boz says:
<br />retch, bitch,retch
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, it's not like that
<br />boz says:
<br />that's good
<br />Belle says:
<br />do you have a most played list on your music player?
<br />boz says:
<br />I think so
<br />Belle says:
<br />tell me the top five
<br />boz says:
<br />ok
<br />Belle says:
<br />wow the playcount is nuts
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok go
<br />Belle says:
<br />i SAID GO
<br />boz says:
<br />I am
<br />Belle says:
<br />don't make me make you throw up in your hands
<br />boz says:
<br />go go girl by gordon lightfoot
<br />boz says:
<br />randy scouse git by the monkees
<br />boz says:
<br />bright future in sales by fountains of wayne
<br />Belle says:
<br />are you cheating or what
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />is that 5?
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />well that's enough
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm already bored
<br />boz says:
<br />good
<br />Belle says:
<br />cheetah!
<br />boz says:
<br />I am not
<br />boz says:
<br />you need to burn me about 10 cds
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br /> do I look like I'm joking?
<br />Belle says:
<br />sorry, i only have the one captain and tenille song
<br />boz says:
<br />bull shit, I bet you have muskrat love on continuous play
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />that sounds like a nervous laugh
<br />boz says:
<br />not a throw up in your hands laugh
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />but really
<br />boz says:
<br />I remember one time when I was stationed in Japan me and my two roommates were the only three guys in the barracks and some little japanese guy came in with one of those spray cans that you hung over your shoulder and started sprayin the barracks and the three of us ran out of the barracks puking
<br />boz says:
<br />he had a mask on too
<br />boz says:
<br />but none of us puked in our hands
<br />Belle says:
<br />i had to puke in my hands, we were in the car
<br />boz says:
<br />and she told you too, right
<br />Belle says:
<br />i hate it when japanese guys come into my house and spray chemicals at me though, i feel your pain
<br />Belle says:
<br />she did tell me to, she didn't want me to puke in her car
<br />boz says:
<br />he kept mumbling something about hiroshimam nagasaki, and some other stuff I couldn't make out
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />it happens
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, here's another good one
<br />boz says:
<br />at the snack bar at the bowling alley the japanese guy behind the snack bar was really short, almost a midget, and one time I went up to get a beer, and I threw the quarter on the bar and it landed right near the outer edge and he couldn't reach it, he kept jumping up and down trying to get it
<br />boz says:
<br />then I went back and told my friends about it, and we all started putting the quarter right on the edge of the bar, just to see him jump up and down
<br />boz says:
<br />after a week or so he got himself a little rake to rake the quarter in
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's mean
<br />boz says:
<br />but funny
<br />Belle says:
<br />you're going to HELL
<br />Belle says:
<br />you probably eat kielbasa too
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm telling you, if you would have seen how funny he looked, you would have done it too
<br />boz says:
<br />he wore glasses too
<br />boz says:
<br />and short sleeved white shirts
<br />boz says:
<br />and tiny little shoes
<br />Belle says:
<br />mean, mean, mean
<br />boz says:
<br />mmmmmmmm vanilla
<br />Belle says:
<br />this totally cancels out the paper stockings you bought
<br />boz says:
<br />man
<br />boz says:
<br />what a gyp
<br />boz says:
<br />were you drunk when you threw up in your hands?
<br />boz says:
<br />why don't you stick your finger down your throat and do it again, for me
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, and no
<br />boz says:
<br />while wearing your monkey mask of doom
<br />Belle says:
<br />nooooooooo
<br />boz says:
<br />did you wear that on the bus the last time you went to nyc?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, but people probably wouldn't look twice
<br />boz says:
<br />or do you only wear it when you do housework
<br />Belle says:
<br />there are some weird people out there and they all take the bus to NYC
<br />boz says:
<br />sounds like a song
<br />boz says:
<br />from new hampshire to new york city
<br />boz says:
<br />you'd better watch your step
<br />boz says:
<br />cause there's some things out there that aren't so pretty
<br />boz says:
<br />baby!
<br />Belle says:
<br />don't quit your day job
<br />boz says:
<br />don't worry, if I had one I wouldn't
<br />Belle says:
<br />i saw my neighbor the other morning at like 5am and he had no teeth
<br />Belle says:
<br />i got flabbergasted and ran away
<br />boz says:
<br />I wept because I had no lips till I saw my neighbor who had no teeth
<br />Belle says:
<br />he was in his pj's
<br />Belle says:
<br />he said hi to me and went to take his paper from me, but i ran
<br />boz says:
<br />too bad you didn't have a whistle or an air horn
<br />Belle says:
<br />i was in my pj's too
<br />boz says:
<br />do you live in a seniors complex?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you know, i might
<br />Belle says:
<br />they are all like a billion years old
<br />boz says:
<br />did he say, come here little girl and feel the bad touch
<br />Belle says:
<br />i ran before he could!
<br />Belle says:
<br />he beats his wife, she told me
<br />boz says:
<br />at least doesn't bite her
<br />Belle says:
<br />his wife stalks me
<br />Belle says:
<br />she is in a wheel chair
<br />boz says:
<br />a power wheel chair?
<br />Belle says:
<br />she knows what time i leave the house each day and everything and if i am late she will say something
<br />Belle says:
<br />she said sometimes at night she has to go to the bathroom and she tries to wake up her husband to take her and he hits her
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />can you blame him?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, she is way crazy
<br />Belle says:
<br />i believe she can really walk, i saw her one day
<br />Belle says:
<br />she fakes
<br />Belle says:
<br />i can't judge though, since i have faked blindness and made my friend fake a limp
<br />boz says:
<br />she's like the fat people at walmart who use the motorized carts
<br />Belle says:
<br />she goes to day care
<br />boz says:
<br />you should have made your friend fake a limp and then throw up in her hands
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe next time
<br />boz says:
<br />is this 'friend" visible to anyone besides you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />did you hear blockbuster is getting rid of late fees?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think so
<br />boz says:
<br />big deal the closest blockbuster is 40 miles away
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wonder if it's retro active, i owe them like a billion dollars, that's why i stopped going there
<br />boz says:
<br />do you still have the videos?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />2
<br />boz says:
<br />freaky friday and sex in the city season one?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, but they are really crappy
<br />boz says:
<br />what are they?
<br />Belle says:
<br />at least one is, it's http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114496/
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think bonnie rait wrote it
<br />Belle says:
<br />the other one i kinda liked, but i like ione skye
<br />Belle says:
<br />and fairuza balk was in it too
<br />Belle says:
<br />http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104321/
<br />Belle says:
<br />i identified with trudi
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wish my name was trudi
<br />boz says:
<br />I've seen gas food and lodging on a premium channel
<br />Belle says:
<br />what did you think?
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't really remember too much about it, but I like ione skye too
<br />boz says:
<br />she is Donovan's daughter
<br />boz says:
<br />my middle name is trudi
<br />Belle says:
<br />you lie
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think these were new releases when i stole them
<br />Belle says:
<br />why isn't ione skye in more movies?
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't know, she was really good in that prison movie she was in
<br />boz says:
<br />she was in But I'm a Cheerleader!
<br />boz says:
<br />uncredited
<br />Belle says:
<br />went to coney island on a mission from god?
<br />boz says:
<br />this is it
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109903/
<br />boz says:
<br />I think it was a movie made for showtime
<br />boz says:
<br />I have to write a post comparing citizen kane and a christmas story
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wish my name was ione skye
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />the similiarities are amazing
<br />Belle says:
<br />i got my dad the Leg Lamp for christmas
<br />Belle says:
<br />frag-ee-lay
<br />boz says:
<br />it must be from italy
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />my dad is going to love it!
<br />boz says:
<br />sure he is
<br />Belle says:
<br />my stepmother, not so much, but my dad will!
<br />boz says:
<br />if your name were ione skye you last name would be leitch, could you take that?
<br />boz says:
<br />pronounced leech
<br />boz says:
<br />and how do you pronounce ione?
<br />boz says:
<br />oooooh, sixpence none the richer just came on shuffle
<br />Belle says:
<br />eye-own-ee
<br />boz says:
<br />kiss me beneath the milky twilight
<br />Belle says:
<br />no i was wrong
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's eye-on-ee
<br />Belle says:
<br />no i was right
<br />boz says:
<br />that's just wrong
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's eye-oh-nee
<br />boz says:
<br />she should change her name it isabella
<br />boz says:
<br />skye
<br />Belle says:
<br />skye!
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe she will swap with me
<br />boz says:
<br />that would go good together isabella skye
<br />boz says:
<br />now my name has always sounded weird to me
<br />boz says:
<br />it sounds like some kind of japanese conglomerate
<br />boz says:
<br />kenco
<br />Belle says:
<br />like petco
<br />Belle says:
<br />ken cole shoes and bags though, that's quite a name
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think i have a kenneth cole bag
<br />boz says:
<br />wasn't that the name of the whiskey bill murray was advertising in lost in translation
<br />boz says:
<br />kenco whiskey
<br />boz says:
<br />you should buy me a kenneth cole watch for xmas
<br />boz says:
<br />kiss me deadly by lita ford
<br />boz says:
<br />I wish my name was kenneth cole
<br />boz says:
<br />doh!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />it worked!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />wowwwwwwwwwwww
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't think kenneth cole makes watches
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, they do
<br />boz says:
<br />you should rent this one
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323248/
<br />Belle says:
<br />user comments: okay I guess
<br />boz says:
<br />greg zola plays snout
<br />Belle says:
<br />DVD Purchase : No way in hell.
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I think we have invented a new internet game, you find a movie and then click on one of the cast members and see what movies he or she has been in and then you click on the weirdest title and on and on
<br />boz says:
<br />my new favorite actor
<br />boz says:
<br />http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004897/
<br />boz says:
<br />he played himself in an episode of family feud the playboy bunnies vs the bachelors
<br />boz says:
<br />Plot Summary: Love, pride and jealousy are aroused when a ranch owners daughter, called Lizzie, has an affair with a cowboy...
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />are you shopping for my watch?
<br />boz says:
<br />Lizzie!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i got distracted by jerry maguire quotes
<br />Belle says:
<br />he was on melrose place
<br />boz says:
<br />so
<br />Belle says:
<br />http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0186454/
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh no, not deadly motorcycle gangs!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />he was thrust!
<br />Belle says:
<br />Ice-T was in that too
<br />boz says:
<br />so was jennifer o'dell she was in the lost world tv series
<br />boz says:
<br />levar burton was born in germany
<br />boz says:
<br />laugh at me by sonny bono
<br />boz says:
<br />Marge Gunderson: Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.
<br />boz says:
<br />fargo
<br />Belle says:
<br />did you see vanilla sky?
<br />boz says:
<br />tom cruise?
<br />boz says:
<br />nope didn't see it
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />really?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah really,
<br />Belle says:
<br />well then, fine!
<br />boz says:
<br />me and tom have an agreement, I don't watch his movies and he doesn't leave anonymous comments on my blog
<br />boz says:
<br />Marge Gunderson: You have no call to get snippy with me; I'm just trying to do my job here.
<br />Belle says:
<br />i like Fargo
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should watch vanilla sky
<br />boz says:
<br />you like it because of william h.
<br />boz says:
<br />didn't you say that vanilla was soooo yesterday?
<br />Belle says:
<br />but vanilla sky
<br />Belle says:
<br />you should watch it because a lot of people hate it
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, that makes sense
<br />Belle says:
<br />and they hate it because they don't get it
<br />boz says:
<br />what don't they get?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you have to see it to understand
<br />boz says:
<br />I'll pass
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's all a dream
<br />Belle says:
<br />people don't get that
<br />boz says:
<br />damn people!
<br />boz says:
<br />Mother boz is watching King of the Hill and she has the sound up all the way
<br />boz says:
<br />plus she has closed caption on!
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's cute
<br />Belle says:
<br />peggy hill has to go to mexico to get her shoes
<br />boz says:
<br />I think they show about 10 hours straight of king of the hill on fx
<br />Belle says:
<br />they do
<br />boz says:
<br />she watches that, then turns on the sci-fi channel
<br />boz says:
<br />then she turns on turner classic and watches that till morning then bitches because the movies all suck and they don't have closed caption
<br />Belle says:
<br />poor mother boz
<br />boz says:
<br />poor me!
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh yeah, sure
<br />Belle says:
<br />poor you
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am going to the salon on thursday, is mother boz going, too?
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, it's very disconcerting to wake up at six in the morning to go to the bathroom and hear jimmy cagney screaming in the next room
<br />boz says:
<br />yes she is, on thursday at 2
<br />boz says:
<br />3
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe i'll see her there!
<br />boz says:
<br />she'd call you uppity if you called it a salon
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe we can get matching dye jobs
<br />Belle says:
<br />well it is a salon
<br />boz says:
<br />humph salon!
<br />Belle says:
<br />salon sabeha!
<br />boz says:
<br />alley cuts
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />and karen does her hair
<br />boz says:
<br />no Mr. Bobby
<br />Belle says:
<br />danielle will be doing mine, maybe we can sit next to each other
<br />boz says:
<br />like at a salon
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have no mr. bobby
<br />boz says:
<br />danielle, what kind of big city name is that?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />actually she spells it Danylle
<br />boz says:
<br />i bet her real name is dorthy
<br />boz says:
<br />fernando by abba
<br />Belle says:
<br />and she talks to the man in the moon
<br />Belle says:
<br />or a tree
<br />boz says:
<br />I had a cousin who used to go out in the woods and talk to the trees
<br />Belle says:
<br />until rabid deer killed her?
<br />boz says:
<br />his name was nunzio
<br />Belle says:
<br />uh huh
<br />boz says:
<br />he was half italian and half hillbilly
<br />Belle says:
<br />aren't we all
<br />boz says:
<br />I wish
<br />Belle says:
<br />frageeeeelay
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok i gotta go to bed maintenant!
<br />boz says:
<br />sure, fine, whatever
<br />boz says:
<br />we have to start leaving anonymous comments on Dinner With Boz
<br />Belle says:
<br />to make ourselves look cool?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />it might work for me, but i dont' know
<br />Belle says:
<br />you talk an awful lot about anal beads, not sure anonymous comments can help
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, I'm the jesus of cool, pronounced hay-sus
<br />Belle says:
<br />like my gardener?
<br />boz says:
<br />no, I have teeth
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />at least at the moment
<br />boz says:
<br />well, until I take them out for the night
<br />Belle says:
<br />i hear King of the Hill makes people's teeth fall out
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't watch it
<br />Belle says:
<br />you don't have to
<br />Belle says:
<br />you just have to hear it
<br />Belle says:
<br />i saw it on CSI
<br />Belle says:
<br />the sound waves go to your teeth
<br />boz says:
<br />noooooooooooooooo, I feel a molar starting to loosen
<br />Belle says:
<br />CSI New Mexico with Salma Hayek
<br />boz says:
<br />i thought I was that on CSI Portsmouth
<br />Belle says:
<br />well whatever, it's all relative on CSI
<br />boz says:
<br />starring christina applegate
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, reese witherspoon
<br />Belle says:
<br />your granddaughter, gus
<br />boz says:
<br />no, david faustino
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh, you're right, david faustino
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok goodnight
<br />boz says:
<br />night<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110309400683664807?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1102571458544766602004-12-09T01:50:00.000-05:002004-12-09T00:50:58.543-05:00My dinner with Belle's two Japanese unclesboz says:
<br />You made me so frustrated last night with all that msn messenger 7.0 stuff that I put my undershirt on backwards.
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha, at least it wasn't mother boz's underpants you were putting on backwards
<br />boz says:
<br />I wasn't going to mention that
<br />Belle says:
<br />did you get some chain email from marci about NPR
<br />boz says:
<br />no, I didn't, national public radio?
<br />Belle says:
<br />unless there is another NPR i dont' know about
<br />boz says:
<br />non-puerto rican
<br />Belle says:
<br />i sensed something was wrong when the first sentence read liket his:
<br />boz says:
<br />you sensed???
<br />Belle says:
<br />Public Radio and Public TV are both very important to me in bringing daily
<br />
<br />news and programming worth hearing and watching.
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />you know, like my spidey sense tingled?
<br />boz says:
<br />nerd
<br />boz says:
<br />which poinsettia is prettier this one
<br />boz says:
<br />http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?id=711511
<br />boz says:
<br />or this one
<br />boz says:
<br />http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?id=711562
<br />boz says:
<br />fine!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />boz
<br />Belle says:
<br />they're both ugly
<br />Belle says:
<br />no offense
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, they are not
<br />boz says:
<br />they're festive
<br />Belle says:
<br />where do you find pink and yellow poinsettias
<br />Belle says:
<br />they're poison anyway, i can't have one
<br />boz says:
<br />you mean you wouldn't be able to stop yourself from chewing on the leaves?
<br />boz says:
<br />and they are red and yellow
<br />boz says:
<br />not pink
<br />boz says:
<br />pink would be wrong, just wrong
<br />Belle says:
<br />right, i have zero self control
<br />Belle says:
<br />and they are totally pink and lime green actually
<br />boz says:
<br />fine, be the jim carrey that stole xmas
<br />Belle says:
<br />lemony snickett?
<br />boz says:
<br />what is up with that anyway?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i like how you spelled unhappy camper hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />unahppy
<br />boz says:
<br />I know, I saw that
<br />boz says:
<br />I could have changed it, but thought ehhhh, let the peons think I'm human
<br />Belle says:
<br />lemony snickett is the new harry potter
<br />boz says:
<br />jim carrey is the new eddie murphy
<br />boz says:
<br />career down the plug hole
<br />Belle says:
<br />why are you bringing lavar burton into this
<br />boz says:
<br />point of order, is it levar or lavar?
<br />Belle says:
<br />who knows really
<br />boz says:
<br />point of order ... I'm taking minutes, so I need to know
<br />Belle says:
<br />i hate minutes
<br />boz says:
<br />why?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i hate chain emails
<br />boz says:
<br />I blame marci for that
<br />Belle says:
<br />i blame marci for lemony snicketts
<br />boz says:
<br />just don't forward the chain to me
<br />Belle says:
<br />i totally already did
<br />boz says:
<br />no you didn't, you aren't devious enough to think of that on your own
<br />boz says:
<br />bitch!
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i actually sent it to both your accounts too
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am sooo devious
<br />boz says:
<br />it's lost it's shock value, so you might as well stop
<br />Belle says:
<br />you stop
<br />boz says:
<br />I did
<br />boz says:
<br />we should be sending it to marci
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes!!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />let's spam the hell out of her
<br />boz says:
<br />ok
<br />boz says:
<br />go!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />that's 3 so far
<br />boz says:
<br />6
<br />boz says:
<br />is ten enough?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />boz says:
<br />how many did you send?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i lost count
<br />boz says:
<br />I bet you didn't send any
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wrote something in each one though
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, i did, and i changed the subject to fool her
<br />boz says:
<br />you'll teach her to send you a chain letter
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok i'm done
<br />boz says:
<br />me too
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wrote some funny stuff, i hope she reads them
<br />boz says:
<br />I didn't I just spammed her
<br />boz says:
<br />you know funny stuff?
<br />Belle says:
<br />not really, i used that quotes from that post you did about your true love debbie
<br />boz says:
<br />what quotes?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't know
<br />boz says:
<br />you know marci's friend melrockcity?
<br />boz says:
<br />she im'd me a couple weeks ago and she wanted to chat
<br />Belle says:
<br />no way
<br />Belle says:
<br />she was drunk?
<br />boz says:
<br />she did, I think she was drunk, and she was pissed that no one was in the hot tub
<br />Belle says:
<br />wow, was she talking about that guy too
<br />boz says:
<br />like we live in there or something
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't remember what she was talking about
<br />Belle says:
<br />must have been memorable
<br />boz says:
<br />I think we talked about her father, it was very oedipal in a sad sick sort of way
<br />Belle says:
<br />nice
<br />Belle says:
<br />people always get uncomfortable when i tell them i was taken off the bottle too soon and that i have an oral fixation
<br />boz says:
<br />is it getting hot in here?
<br />boz says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />is that not an appropriate thing to say?
<br />Belle says:
<br />is that how you spell appropriate?
<br />boz says:
<br />speaking about oedipus complexes, how is you dad doing, any word on the by pass?
<br />Belle says:
<br />they are giving it 3 weeks and then deciding
<br />boz says:
<br />how old a gentleman is he?
<br />Belle says:
<br />put him on some meds to see if that will unclog his artery, but to me it seems unlikely
<br />Belle says:
<br />umm
<br />Belle says:
<br />60?
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe?
<br />boz says:
<br />you asking me?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think he's around there
<br />Belle says:
<br />not older
<br />boz says:
<br />do you wish he was older?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wish he hadn't taken me off the bottle so soon
<br />boz says:
<br />he took you off the bottle?
<br />Belle says:
<br />well, he broke it
<br />boz says:
<br />I bet he wanted to share it with you, now that is sick
<br />Belle says:
<br />don't talk smack about my daddy!
<br />boz says:
<br />he doesn't make you go out and buy diapers for him, does he?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />but he does like baby food, and so do i
<br />boz says:
<br />and if he does, do you have any pictures?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />you WOULD want pictures, you were the one that "stumbled across" those pictures of the man dressing in his mothers clothes
<br />boz says:
<br />are these guys friends of your father?
<br />boz sends:
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<br />
<br />
<br /> Transfer of "51.jpg" is complete.
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<br />Belle says:
<br />omg boz
<br />boz says:
<br />they're your uncles Kei and Wei aren
<br />boz says:
<br />aren't they
<br />Belle says:
<br />one of them looks like this guy i know in NY
<br />boz says:
<br />mr blue or mr red?
<br />boz says:
<br />I'll be posting that pic on rw...bs
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'll be refraining from commenting
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm taking the boz quiz thing about the toothbrush es and whatnot though
<br />boz says:
<br />even after I refer to them as your pretend uncles
<br />Belle says:
<br />you wouldn't
<br />boz says:
<br />Belle's father likes her to refer to his two friends as her uncles
<br />boz says:
<br />I should take that quiz and see how I score
<br />Belle says:
<br />those are not my uncles
<br />Belle says:
<br />pretend or otherwise
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, so your dad just wants you to call them your uncles then
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />i got three that matched
<br />boz says:
<br />just three?
<br />Belle says:
<br />well
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />and why isn't purple a choice for the toothbrushes
<br />boz says:
<br />you aren't even a wannabe
<br />Belle says:
<br />i know
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm a "what's a boz"
<br />boz says:
<br />blue is close to purple
<br />Belle says:
<br />still then only 3
<br />boz says:
<br />and I bet there has been many a time when you have thought to yourself "what's a boz?"
<br />Belle says:
<br />ohhhh man
<br />Belle says:
<br />i would have contributed to the story
<br />boz says:
<br />you still can, it isn't over
<br />boz says:
<br />I'll make the pic a caption this pic post
<br />Belle says:
<br />great, my uncles won't be involved
<br />boz says:
<br />belle's two uncles arrive early to take her to the prom
<br />Belle says:
<br />noooooooooo
<br />boz says:
<br />two cousins?
<br />Belle says:
<br />the comments never work for me
<br />boz says:
<br />just write something and email it to me and I will post it
<br />boz says:
<br />make sure you mention your two uncles though
<br />boz says:
<br />they can be two of the three wise men
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm reading what people have written
<br />Belle says:
<br />no uncles!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />amyjo has written most of it, I just advance the storyline
<br />boz says:
<br />which is actually the hardest part
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i just got to the part about you reaching out to jonnie
<br />boz says:
<br />I posted the pic
<br />Belle says:
<br />dont' you want to know which 3 i matched you on
<br />Belle says:
<br />and boz!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />let me see if I can guess which ones
<br />Belle says:
<br />those are not my uncles!
<br />boz says:
<br />what???
<br />boz says:
<br />I know, I said they weren't
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, you matched number 8
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />boz says:
<br />number 10
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />number 9
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm good at this
<br />boz says:
<br />number two
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />number 5
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />boz says:
<br />number 6
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />number 7
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahaahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I know, number 2
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />3
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />geesh
<br />boz says:
<br />see, I told you I could get them
<br />boz says:
<br />is howie long gay?
<br />Belle says:
<br />the correct question would be
<br />Belle says:
<br />is howie long married to terri thatcher
<br />boz says:
<br />thatcher?
<br />Belle says:
<br />whatever
<br />boz says:
<br />it's hatcher
<br />Belle says:
<br />lois
<br />boz says:
<br />and today is her birthday
<br />Belle says:
<br />i only know her as lois
<br />boz says:
<br />and that is why I asked, because dean cain is gay and an ex football player, so I just assumed that howie long must be gay too
<br />Belle says:
<br />a boy once told me that howie long is married
<br />Belle says:
<br />so i think not
<br />boz says:
<br />my theory is that all ex football players that work with teri hatcher are gay
<br />Belle says:
<br />does she make them gay?
<br />Belle says:
<br />teri hatcher could probably make me gay
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't know, it may just be in her contract
<br />Belle says:
<br />i didn't know dean cain was an ex football player
<br />boz says:
<br />I only work with gay ex football players
<br />Belle says:
<br />isn't he dead now
<br />Belle says:
<br />do you turn them straight?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, he played college football at yale or harvard or wossamotta u
<br />Belle says:
<br />obviously you followed his career closely
<br />boz says:
<br />somebody has to
<br />Belle says:
<br />i can picture you at all his games, with the big finger waving
<br />Belle says:
<br />wearing his school jacket
<br />Belle says:
<br />and nothing else
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahahahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />Yeah, I was warming the big finger up for after the game
<br />Belle says:
<br />until they asked you to leave
<br />Belle says:
<br />well that explains how you know he's gay
<br />boz says:
<br />the gerbil told me
<br />Belle says:
<br />you are mildly obsessed with this gerbil in the ass thing
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's like you were taken off the gerbil too quickly
<br />boz says:
<br />your point?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i dont' think you should run around saying it to just everyone, they might think you're weird
<br />boz says:
<br />at least I haven't gone thru life calling two japanese men my uncles
<br />Belle says:
<br />not that there's anything wrong with that
<br />boz says:
<br />do they bring you gifts?
<br />Belle says:
<br />goats
<br />boz says:
<br />pachenko machines?
<br />boz says:
<br />anime
<br />Belle says:
<br />anime porn
<br />boz says:
<br />sailor moon costumes that they beg you to model for them?
<br />boz says:
<br />don't forget the knee socks!
<br />Belle says:
<br />how do you even know who sailor moon is
<br />Belle says:
<br />if you are not a japanese uncle yourself!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />dean told me
<br />Belle says:
<br />when he asked you to wear the outfit?
<br />boz says:
<br />no, when he asked me to take it off
<br />Belle says:
<br />was teri hatcher in the room?
<br />boz says:
<br />her and howie both
<br />boz says:
<br />let's see, how does this sound. My dinner with belle's two japanese uncles.
<br />Belle says:
<br />sometimes i confuse teri hatcher and teri polo
<br />boz says:
<br />polo is rosa's last name
<br />Belle says:
<br />is teri her first name?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i thought it was posa?
<br />boz says:
<br />ahhh, you fell for the ruse too
<br />Belle says:
<br />well truthfully, i never gave it much thought
<br />Belle says:
<br />but if you put a gun to my head
<br />Belle says:
<br />and said tell me rosa's last name
<br />boz says:
<br />can I????
<br />Belle says:
<br />i would say posa
<br />boz says:
<br />please!!!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />sure, but only if you video it
<br />boz says:
<br />and send a copy to jonnie
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />that was the funniest thing ever
<br />Belle says:
<br />poor jonnie
<br />boz says:
<br />i was going to say something rude about just how poor jonnie is, but I thought better of it
<br />boz says:
<br />do you think anyone reads these when I post them?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i just had this horrible sighting, i scrolled quickly up the zonkboard and saw something about rosa's dirty underpants
<br />Belle says:
<br />i will not do that again!
<br />boz says:
<br />it's funny, I can tell you about it if you want
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, it scares me
<br />Belle says:
<br />i prefer to remain in the dark about rosa, you ruined it for me with the polo thing
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am really hungry though
<br />Belle says:
<br />like the wolf
<br />Belle says:
<br />and that has nothing to do with her underpants
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i hope no one does read these
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am a role model
<br />boz sends:
<br />
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />i will not accept
<br />boz says:
<br />you'd better, for your own good
<br />
<br /> Transfer of "51ab.JPG" is complete.
<br />
<br />Belle says:
<br />boz!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />what, it's not like I posted it or anything
<br />boz says:
<br />yet
<br />Belle says:
<br />even if say, i was going to the hypothetical prom with my pretend japanese uncles, they wouldn't be wearing wrestling outfits
<br />boz says:
<br />I don't think those are wrestling outfits
<br />Belle says:
<br />rollerskates, maybe, but no wrestling outfits
<br />Belle says:
<br />well you would know what kind they are, as a card carrying NAMBLA member
<br />boz says:
<br />precisely, they are man/boy love outfits
<br />Belle says:
<br />where is yours
<br />boz says:
<br />one is at the cleaners and I'm wearing the other one
<br />Belle says:
<br />are you wearing a helmet
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm wearing the flowered one
<br />boz says:
<br />it isn't a l
<br />boz says:
<br />it isn't a helmet, it's a penis hat
<br />Belle says:
<br />ohhhh
<br />Belle says:
<br />how would i know, they're not my uncles
<br />boz says:
<br />sure
<br />boz says:
<br />so you're just a beard niece for them
<br />Belle says:
<br />NO
<br />Belle says:
<br />i do not know those japanese guys
<br />boz says:
<br />of course they aren't, they just wandered into your house by accident
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's not my house
<br />boz says:
<br />with their penis hats
<br />Belle says:
<br />and their magnets
<br />boz says:
<br />what color is your dads penis hat?
<br />Belle says:
<br />nooooooooo
<br />boz says:
<br />my jaws are hurting from all the frivlolity
<br />Belle says:
<br />you have multiple jaws?
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, one on each side
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think that is still just one jaw
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, then, a lower jaw and an upper jaw
<br />Belle says:
<br />well that isn't each side
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's up and down
<br />boz says:
<br />if you are laying down it is
<br />Belle says:
<br />no it's not
<br />Belle says:
<br />unless you are laying down upside down
<br />boz says:
<br />you mean like I'm doing now?
<br />Belle says:
<br />like a bat
<br />boz says:
<br />out of hell>
<br />boz says:
<br />ladies and gentleman let's hear it for Meatloaf!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />teri hatcher should work with meatloaf
<br />Belle says:
<br />he has to be an ex football player
<br />boz says:
<br />I bet he played in his backyard when he was a kid
<br />Belle says:
<br />meatloaf reminds me a lot of eric stolz
<br />boz says:
<br />he reminds me more of kevin bacon, cause they both sing
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, eric stolz in his finest role
<br />boz says:
<br />wasn't eric stolz in Fight Club?
<br />Belle says:
<br />like that was based loosely on meatloaf's life
<br />boz says:
<br />that would be one degree of eric stolz if he was
<br />Belle says:
<br />no way would eric stolz appear in a brad pitt film
<br />boz says:
<br />oh yeah, I forgot about the whole jennifer anniston thing
<br />boz says:
<br />wait? brad pitt was in fight club?
<br />boz says:
<br />I thought it was edward norton and eric stolz
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahhaa
<br />Belle says:
<br />that i would definitely pay to see
<br />boz says:
<br />and meatloaf aday
<br />Belle says:
<br />meatloaf aday-hatcher
<br />boz says:
<br />I think you mean helena bonham carter
<br />Belle says:
<br />same thing, different color
<br />boz says:
<br />or ... same color, different thing
<br />boz says:
<br />so did you enjoy my dream about me being a prostitute the last time we talked?
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh tell me
<br />boz says:
<br />I told you, last time, don't you remember?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you only catered to men, didn't you
<br />Belle says:
<br />no i don't
<br />boz says:
<br />then how did you know I only catered to men?
<br />Belle says:
<br />what other kind of dream would someone like you have?
<br />boz says:
<br />point well taken
<br />boz says:
<br />actually I looked a lot like mac caulkin did in that one movie
<br />Belle says:
<br />the good son?
<br />Belle says:
<br />home alone 25?
<br />boz says:
<br />no, the one where he played the king of the club kids
<br />boz says:
<br />or queen of the club kids
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh the gay skateboarding movie
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok go on
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />the one where he killed fez
<br />boz says:
<br />you really want to hear this? it isn't a pretty story
<br />boz says:
<br />except for me, I was very pretty
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm sure you were
<br />Belle says:
<br />go on, you're paying by the hour here
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, it started out with a friend and I wandering into a brothel
<br />boz says:
<br />and I thought gee, I wish I had some money so I could have one of these beautiful women
<br />boz says:
<br />this happened as we were walking down the hall and looking into all the different rooms
<br />boz says:
<br />then some guy came up to me and said "how would you like it if I fixed it so you could have all the sex you wanted and it wouldn't cost you a thing"
<br />boz says:
<br />and I said "WOULD I"
<br />boz says:
<br />and he asked me if I would like to work there.
<br />boz says:
<br />well, yeah, but I wouldn't think there would be much call for a male prostitute
<br />boz says:
<br />and he said ohhhhh, you'd be a special kind of male prostitute
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />I said what the hell.
<br />boz says:
<br />then he said, ok, but we are going to have to give you a make over first
<br />boz says:
<br />and then two guys who looked like the makeover guys from the rikki lake show came in
<br />boz says:
<br />and they worked there magic on me
<br />boz says:
<br />when they finished, I looked in the mirror for the first time and ...
<br />boz says:
<br />I had spikey blonde hair
<br />boz says:
<br />multiple facial piercings
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />make-up, but I think they over did the make-up a little bit
<br />boz says:
<br />I would never make my cheeks that red
<br />boz says:
<br />and I don't think I'd need false eyelashes either
<br />boz says:
<br />anyway ...
<br />boz says:
<br />I was wearing a pleather halter top
<br />boz says:
<br />a red satin mini skirt
<br />boz says:
<br />fishnet stockings
<br />boz says:
<br />and wedgies
<br />boz says:
<br />so when my make-over was complete the guy came back in and told me he had a special customer for my first time
<br />boz says:
<br />it was your dad and your two japanese uncles
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
<br />Belle says:
<br />you're a real riot and a half
<br />boz says:
<br />nah, I made that part up
<br />boz says:
<br />my first customer was a boy who had justed turned 18 and I was to be his first time
<br />boz says:
<br />you have to remember that in this dream I was only about 21 or 22
<br />boz says:
<br />and I told the guy, no problem, send him in and I'll take care of him big time
<br />Belle says:
<br />big time, eh?
<br />boz says:
<br />and I did, without even touching him, just by talking to him
<br />boz says:
<br />and then I woke up
<br />boz says:
<br />weird huh,
<br />boz says:
<br />please say it;s weird
<br />boz says:
<br />or is that a normal dream for you?
<br />Belle says:
<br />uhh
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think it's normal to you
<br />Belle says:
<br />but weird to me
<br />boz says:
<br />except for the wediges
<br />Belle says:
<br />in my hooker dream i catered to men
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think this means something
<br />boz says:
<br />japanese men?
<br />boz says:
<br />in penis hats
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, anthony edwards look alike pharmacists
<br />Belle says:
<br />but back to you and your emotional problems
<br />boz says:
<br />rite aid or medicine shoppe?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am concerned
<br />boz says:
<br />why?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think this has something to do with your gerbil being taken away too early
<br />boz says:
<br />I was weened off gerbil milk at too young an age?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />i am going to get a peppermint mocha
<br />boz says:
<br />that happened a lot during the 50's
<br />boz says:
<br />fine!
<br />boz says:
<br />do that
<br />Belle says:
<br />you don't pay me enough for this gerbil/male prostitution business
<br />boz says:
<br />is that code for "my japanese uncles just arrived"
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, they've been here all along
<br />Belle says:
<br />i mean NO
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have to go
<br />Belle says:
<br />ciao
<br />boz says:
<br />fine, yeah, go,
<br />boz says:
<br />ciao<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110257145854476660?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1102485410940423422004-12-08T01:56:00.000-05:002004-12-08T01:02:58.830-05:00My dinner with Lavar BurtonDate Time From To Message
<br />12/7/2004 7:09:15 PM Belle boz i don't understand the email
<br />12/7/2004 7:09:22 PM boz Belle me either
<br />12/7/2004 7:09:23 PM Belle boz and here, download this
<br />12/7/2004 7:09:31 PM Belle boz http://messenger.msn.com/Beta/Default.aspx
<br />12/7/2004 7:09:36 PM Belle boz so i can see how the nudges work
<br />12/7/2004 7:10:20 PM boz Belle oh, sure have me download it and if my computer assplodes you're still good
<br />12/7/2004 7:10:44 PM Belle boz i just downloaded it!
<br />12/7/2004 7:10:54 PM Belle boz it won't let me do it if you don't have it though
<br />12/7/2004 7:11:10 PM boz Belle oh ok. let me log off and download it and I'll come back on.
<br />12/7/2004 7:11:17 PM Belle boz yeah right
<br />12/7/2004 7:11:26 PM Belle boz i know where you live!!!
<br />12/7/2004 7:11:27 PM boz Belle no seriously
<br />12/7/2004 7:11:35 PM Belle boz fine
<br />12/7/2004 7:12:13 PM boz Belle ummm could you re-send the url
<br />12/7/2004 7:12:27 PM Belle boz you just did it didn't you
<br />12/7/2004 7:12:32 PM boz Belle no
<br />12/7/2004 7:12:33 PM Belle boz no
<br />12/7/2004 7:12:38 PM Belle boz http://messenger.msn.com/Beta/Default.aspx
<br />12/7/2004 7:15:21 PM boz Belle it didn't install it
<br />12/7/2004 7:15:27 PM Belle boz what!
<br />12/7/2004 7:15:32 PM Belle boz why
<br />12/7/2004 7:15:35 PM Belle boz what's wrong with you
<br />12/7/2004 7:15:49 PM boz Belle I think I need to shut down messenger first
<br />12/7/2004 7:15:55 PM Belle boz i thought you did
<br />12/7/2004 7:16:07 PM Belle boz it takes like 2 seconds
<br />12/7/2004 7:16:12 PM boz Belle no, send it agian
<br />12/7/2004 7:16:17 PM Belle boz http://messenger.msn.com/Beta/Default.aspx
<br />12/7/2004 7:22:09 PM Belle boz ^o)
<br />12/7/2004 7:22:19 PM boz Belle I think I already have 6.2
<br />12/7/2004 7:22:30 PM Belle boz the BETA
<br />12/7/2004 7:22:32 PM Belle boz is what you want
<br />12/7/2004 7:22:39 PM boz Belle well you didn't say that
<br />12/7/2004 7:22:41 PM Belle boz you do not have the beta
<br />12/7/2004 7:22:51 PM boz Belle let me try the beta then
<br />12/7/2004 7:22:51 PM Belle boz i thought it was obvious!
<br />12/7/2004 7:25:01 PM boz Belle it won't let me do it
<br />12/7/2004 7:25:07 PM Belle boz why?
<br />12/7/2004 7:25:09 PM boz Belle and I blame you
<br />12/7/2004 7:25:14 PM Belle boz that makes nooo sense
<br />12/7/2004 7:25:28 PM boz Belle it just says an errour occured why trying to install it
<br />12/7/2004 7:25:39 PM Belle boz i never heard of such a thing
<br />12/7/2004 7:25:49 PM boz Belle I think I might have to download Active X first
<br />12/7/2004 7:26:06 PM Belle boz i just downloaded it and it took 2 seconds!
<br />12/7/2004 7:26:36 PM boz Belle what can I say, let me download active x first and then try it
<br />12/7/2004 7:26:47 PM Belle boz i didn't dowload any active x
<br />12/7/2004 7:26:52 PM Belle boz what active x?
<br />12/7/2004 7:26:58 PM Belle boz just download whatever pops up
<br />12/7/2004 7:27:05 PM boz Belle you probably already had active x
<br />12/7/2004 7:27:19 PM Belle boz hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<br />12/7/2004 7:27:25 PM Belle boz active x sounds like a disease
<br />12/7/2004 7:27:33 PM Belle boz fine
<br />12/7/2004 7:28:10 PM boz Belle what fine, you im me with another of your hairbrained schemes ...
<br />12/7/2004 7:28:32 PM Belle boz try it again, it's not hairbrained!
<br />12/7/2004 7:28:39 PM Belle boz i want to see what the nudge is about
<br />12/7/2004 7:30:05 PM boz Belle I can't
<br />12/7/2004 7:30:18 PM Belle boz stop being so difficult
<br />12/7/2004 7:30:26 PM boz Belle I've tried it a half dozen times
<br />12/7/2004 7:30:34 PM Belle boz if you could download regular messenger you could download the beta version!
<br />12/7/2004 7:30:44 PM Belle boz you have to shut it dowwwwwwwwn
<br />12/7/2004 7:30:49 PM boz Belle well obviously I can't
<br />12/7/2004 7:30:56 PM Belle boz shut it all down
<br />12/7/2004 7:31:05 PM Belle boz i can't stop laughing and i'm not sure why
<br />12/7/2004 7:31:14 PM boz Belle hold on let me try it one more time
<br />12/7/2004 7:34:31 PM boz Belle fuck it, it won't install
<br />12/7/2004 7:34:37 PM boz Belle (nudge)
<br />12/7/2004 7:34:44 PM Belle boz noooooooooo
<br />12/7/2004 7:34:49 PM boz Belle what?
<br />12/7/2004 7:34:52 PM boz Belle (nudge)
<br />12/7/2004 7:35:02 PM Belle boz stop messing with my mind
<br />12/7/2004 7:35:12 PM Belle boz the winks are really cute though, too bad you can't see them
<br />12/7/2004 7:35:18 PM Belle boz i wish i could see the nudges!!!
<br />12/7/2004 7:35:44 PM Belle boz i wonder what your problem is
<br />12/7/2004 7:35:49 PM boz Belle well, maybe one day it will let me install it, it let's me download it but not install it
<br />12/7/2004 7:36:02 PM Belle boz but it does it automatically
<br />12/7/2004 7:36:07 PM Belle boz i didn't have to install anything
<br />12/7/2004 7:36:23 PM Belle boz you are trying too hard
<br />12/7/2004 7:36:24 PM Belle boz hahahaha
<br />12/7/2004 7:36:31 PM boz Belle I know, and when it gets to the end of the installation it says an error has occured so fuck off
<br />12/7/2004 7:37:01 PM Belle boz what is the error
<br />12/7/2004 7:37:03 PM boz Belle that's the exact words it used too, and I am not happy with their language
<br />12/7/2004 7:37:03 PM Belle boz tha'ts rude
<br />12/7/2004 7:37:32 PM boz Belle maybe I'm not pretty enough for beta
<br />12/7/2004 7:38:27 PM Belle boz well that stinks
<br />12/7/2004 7:39:26 PM lavar burton boz i can help
<br />12/7/2004 7:39:26 PM boz lavar burton lavar burton?
<br />12/7/2004 7:39:32 PM lavar burton boz yes
<br />12/7/2004 7:39:44 PM boz lavar burton wow, you can talk too
<br />12/7/2004 7:39:58 PM lavar burton boz no
<br />12/7/2004 7:40:00 PM lavar burton boz but i can type
<br />12/7/2004 7:40:07 PM lavar burton boz marlee matlin taught me
<br />12/7/2004 7:40:50 PM boz lavar burton nice of her
<br />12/7/2004 7:43:04 PM boz lavar burton screw it lavar, no way will it let me install it
<br />12/7/2004 7:43:13 PM lavar burton boz that doesn't make sense though
<br />12/7/2004 7:43:25 PM lavar burton boz i am having someone else try it
<br />12/7/2004 7:43:31 PM boz lavar burton then you should understand it
<br />12/7/2004 7:43:31 PM lavar burton boz but she is kind of slow to begin with so who knows
<br />12/7/2004 7:43:55 PM lavar burton boz maybe you're doing something wrong
<br />12/7/2004 7:44:02 PM lavar burton boz don't bend over in the shower
<br />12/7/2004 7:44:19 PM boz lavar burton I'm not doing anything wrong
<br />12/7/2004 7:44:51 PM lavar burton boz uh huh
<br />12/7/2004 7:45:08 PM lavar burton boz did you have this difficulty with regular messenger
<br />12/7/2004 7:45:47 PM boz lavar burton no
<br />12/7/2004 7:46:42 PM lavar burton boz hahaha, the winks are cute!
<br />12/7/2004 7:47:01 PM boz lavar burton do they have a bite me prompt?
<br />12/7/2004 7:47:21 PM lavar burton boz maybe you have to go to the page on your own
<br />12/7/2004 7:47:28 PM lavar burton boz not have it from a link
<br />12/7/2004 7:47:40 PM boz lavar burton I tried that
<br />12/7/2004 7:47:45 PM lavar burton boz oh
<br />12/7/2004 7:47:52 PM lavar burton boz call a guard for help
<br />12/7/2004 7:47:54 PM boz lavar burton I even tried it on mozilla firefox
<br />12/7/2004 7:48:29 PM boz lavar burton let me re-boot my computer and try it
<br />12/7/2004 7:48:35 PM lavar burton boz wooo!
<br />12/7/2004 7:48:49 PM boz lavar burton I'll be back in a few minutes
<br />12/7/2004 7:48:55 PM lavar burton boz that's what they all say
<br />12/7/2004 7:58:03 PM boz lavar burton no dice
<br />12/7/2004 7:59:14 PM lavar burton boz well you stink
<br />12/7/2004 7:59:18 PM lavar burton boz my friend got it fine
<br />12/7/2004 7:59:27 PM lavar burton boz and she's even slow like i said
<br />12/7/2004 7:59:41 PM boz lavar burton maybe I'm just too smart for beta
<br />12/7/2004 7:59:49 PM boz lavar burton I think I know what it is though
<br />12/7/2004 8:00:23 PM boz lavar burton beta means that they are still testing it, they haven't worked out all the bugs yet, and it just won't work on my computer
<br />12/7/2004 8:00:50 PM boz lavar burton so if your computer assplodes, don't come crying to me
<br />12/7/2004 8:01:00 PM lavar burton boz oh please
<br />12/7/2004 8:01:19 PM lavar burton boz i had the beta yahoo forever before they made it live and nothing happened
<br />12/7/2004 8:01:27 PM lavar burton boz i'm just cutting edge and you're not
<br />12/7/2004 8:01:57 PM boz lavar burton fine!!!
<br />12/7/2004 8:02:47 PM lavar burton boz don't cry
<br />12/7/2004 8:03:25 PM boz lavar burton why shouldn't I?
<br />12/7/2004 8:03:36 PM lavar burton boz well you should
<br />12/7/2004 8:03:39 PM lavar burton boz i would if i was you
<br />12/7/2004 8:03:43 PM lavar burton boz but i was trying to be nice
<br />12/7/2004 8:03:50 PM lavar burton boz these winks and nudges are just great!!!
<br />12/7/2004 8:03:54 PM boz lavar burton thanks, I appreciate it
<br />12/7/2004 8:04:19 PM boz lavar burton you'll get sick of them when your computer starts acting all funny in a few days
<br />12/7/2004 8:04:28 PM lavar burton boz it won't
<br />12/7/2004 8:04:31 PM lavar burton boz you're just jealous
<br />12/7/2004 8:04:41 PM boz lavar burton not me, no sireee
<br />12/7/2004 8:07:26 PM boz lavar burton
<br />12/7/2004 8:08:04 PM lavar burton boz well
<br />12/7/2004 8:09:51 PM boz lavar burton well what?
<br />12/7/2004 8:10:36 PM lavar burton boz i don't know
<br />12/7/2004 8:10:39 PM lavar burton boz what does that mean
<br />12/7/2004 8:10:54 PM boz lavar burton I dunno, I just sent it to you to scare you
<br />12/7/2004 8:12:04 PM lavar burton boz well it worked
<br />12/7/2004 8:12:12 PM lavar burton boz how do i uninstall??
<br />12/7/2004 8:12:13 PM boz lavar burton good
<br />12/7/2004 8:13:37 PM boz lavar burton nah, MSN wouldn't offer it for download on it's site if it wasn't safe, I just can't install it because it is still in testing phase, it is hit or miss on who can install it, I'm checking forums out now and half the people can't install it
<br />12/7/2004 8:14:13 PM lavar burton boz Hmm
<br />12/7/2004 8:14:49 PM lavar burton boz why don't the games work anymore
<br />12/7/2004 8:15:11 PM boz lavar burton maybe you should go back to 6.2 then
<br />12/7/2004 8:15:18 PM lavar burton boz i don't knwo how!
<br />12/7/2004 8:15:27 PM lavar burton boz ?
<br />12/7/2004 8:16:36 PM boz lavar burton go to your control panel and look for msn 7.0 and 6.2, if you have both remove 7.0
<br />12/7/2004 8:17:02 PM boz lavar burton control panel then to add/remove
<br />12/7/2004 8:17:19 PM lavar burton boz i only have 7.0
<br />12/7/2004 8:17:42 PM boz lavar burton you would probably have to uninstall and then re-install 6.2
<br />12/7/2004 8:18:32 PM lavar burton boz what about all my contacts
<br />12/7/2004 8:18:46 PM lavar burton boz would they still be there?
<br />12/7/2004 8:18:49 PM boz lavar burton both of us?
<br />12/7/2004 8:18:58 PM lavar burton boz hahahaha yeah all two of you
<br />12/7/2004 8:19:37 PM boz lavar burton I don't think so, but I'm not sure
<br />12/7/2004 8:19:43 PM lavar burton boz you know what though? i think it's only letting you download 7.0
<br />12/7/2004 8:19:54 PM lavar burton boz well i can't lose all my contacts!
<br />12/7/2004 8:20:37 PM You have invited lavar burton to start Whiteboard. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
<br />12/7/2004 8:20:42 PM You have canceled your invitation to start Whiteboard.
<br />12/7/2004 8:20:50 PM boz lavar burton what the fuck is whiteboard?
<br />12/7/2004 8:20:57 PM lavar burton boz i don't know why did you cancel it
<br />12/7/2004 8:21:04 PM boz lavar burton let's see what it is
<br />12/7/2004 8:21:10 PM You have invited lavar burton to start Whiteboard. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
<br />12/7/2004 8:21:12 PM lavar burton boz it is probably like doodle
<br />12/7/2004 8:21:14 PM lavar burton has accepted your invitation to start Whiteboard.
<br />12/7/2004 8:21:30 PM lavar burton boz or not
<br />12/7/2004 8:23:03 PM lavar burton boz nothing works for me anymore
<br />12/7/2004 8:23:10 PM lavar burton boz the games thing just says connecting to service
<br />12/7/2004 8:23:19 PM boz lavar burton does whiteboard work?
<br />12/7/2004 8:23:30 PM lavar burton boz what is it under? activities?
<br />12/7/2004 8:24:29 PM boz lavar burton no, it is under see more actions you can do, it is just like Microsoft Paint
<br />12/7/2004 8:24:45 PM lavar burton boz did you see what i wrote on it?
<br />12/7/2004 8:24:57 PM boz lavar burton doodle?
<br />12/7/2004 8:25:01 PM lavar burton boz ok yes
<br />12/7/2004 8:25:06 PM lavar burton boz well i can't start anything
<br />12/7/2004 8:25:11 PM lavar burton boz it just says contacting service
<br />12/7/2004 8:25:19 PM boz lavar burton you mean for games?
<br />12/7/2004 8:25:25 PM lavar burton boz and activities
<br />12/7/2004 8:25:46 PM lavar burton boz *-)
<br />12/7/2004 8:26:11 PM boz Belle I dunno
<br />12/7/2004 8:26:32 PM Belle boz this is all your fault
<br />12/7/2004 8:26:49 PM You have invited Belle to start Solitaire Showdown. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
<br />12/7/2004 8:26:54 PM Belle has accepted your invitation to start Solitaire Showdown.
<br />12/7/2004 8:26:55 PM boz Belle no it isn't
<br />12/7/2004 8:27:04 PM Belle boz i accept but it won't open
<br />12/7/2004 8:27:16 PM boz Belle did you get my games inivite
<br />12/7/2004 8:27:21 PM Belle boz yes and i accepted
<br />12/7/2004 8:27:34 PM boz Belle I have us both on screen ready to play
<br />12/7/2004 8:27:44 PM Belle boz man!!!
<br />12/7/2004 8:27:58 PM boz Belle at least you got that cute smilie thing
<br />12/7/2004 8:28:08 PM Belle boz :@
<br />12/7/2004 8:28:15 PM boz Belle hahaha
<br />12/7/2004 8:28:16 PM Belle boz but solitaire showdown!
<br />12/7/2004 8:30:53 PM boz Belle yeah, you can't get games with 7.0
<br />12/7/2004 8:31:02 PM Belle boz this lady is interested in file cabinets
<br />
<br />12/7/2004 8:31:10 PM Belle boz you can't? at all?
<br />12/7/2004 8:31:14 PM Belle boz damn it!!!
<br />12/7/2004 8:31:39 PM boz Belle she looks like she has a nice pair of filing cabinets
<br />12/7/2004 8:31:45 PM Belle boz and she looks a lot like this lady doesn't she
<br />12/7/2004 8:31:46 PM Belle boz http://members.msn.com/?
<br />12/7/2004 8:32:24 PM boz Belle I was so in the mood for solitare showdown tonight
<br />12/7/2004 8:32:26 PM Belle boz but not like this lady http://members.msn.com/?
<br />12/7/2004 8:32:30 PM Belle boz oh man
<br />12/7/2004 8:32:39 PM Belle boz i don't know how to fix it
<br />12/7/2004 8:32:42 PM Belle boz and you're just saying that
<br />12/7/2004 8:32:53 PM boz Belle don't cry
<br />12/7/2004 8:33:08 PM boz Belle :D
<br />12/7/2004 8:33:43 PM boz Belle I think the only thing to do is uninstall and then reinstall 6.2
<br />12/7/2004 8:33:56 PM Belle boz but where can you reinstall 6.2
<br />12/7/2004 8:34:03 PM boz Belle hold on
<br />12/7/2004 8:34:46 PM boz Belle http://messenger.msn.com/?client=1
<br />12/7/2004 8:35:18 PM boz Belle why don't you try installing 6.2 before you uninstall 7.0
<br />12/7/2004 8:37:23 PM boz Belle you there?
<br />12/7/2004 8:38:23 PM Belle is inviting you to start Solitaire Showdown. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
<br />12/7/2004 8:38:26 PM Belle boz wooooo
<br />12/7/2004 8:38:29 PM You have accepted the invitation to start Solitaire Showdown.
<br />12/7/2004 8:38:41 PM boz Belle did you do 6.2?
<br />12/7/2004 8:38:45 PM Belle boz yes
<br />12/7/2004 8:38:53 PM boz Belle I'm so smart
<br />12/7/2004 8:38:54 PM Belle boz it made me uninstall first though
<br />12/7/2004 8:42:48 PM Belle boz you stink
<br />12/7/2004 8:42:53 PM boz Belle pffffffffffft
<br />12/7/2004 8:42:55 PM Belle boz the least you could have done was let me win after all that
<br />12/7/2004 8:43:12 PM boz Belle now that I know how to play the game it's a lot easier
<br />12/7/2004 8:43:21 PM Belle boz :P
<br />12/7/2004 8:50:17 PM Belle boz i win!
<br />12/7/2004 8:53:00 PM Belle boz this is a bad one
<br />12/7/2004 8:53:07 PM boz Belle no shit
<br />12/7/2004 8:58:29 PM boz Belle bitch!
<br />12/7/2004 8:58:35 PM Belle boz hahahaha
<br />12/7/2004 8:58:39 PM Belle boz you did that to me last time
<br />12/7/2004 9:03:05 PM Belle boz i win!!!
<br />12/7/2004 9:03:31 PM boz Belle no more
<br />12/7/2004 9:03:36 PM boz Belle you cheat
<br />12/7/2004 9:03:37 PM Belle boz hahahaha
<br />12/7/2004 9:03:39 PM Belle boz i do not
<br />12/7/2004 9:03:44 PM Belle boz you have to be cruel
<br />12/7/2004 9:03:46 PM Belle boz to be kind
<br />12/7/2004 9:04:08 PM boz Belle well yeah, and you've been playing it for years, and I've played like 7 games
<br />12/7/2004 9:04:17 PM Belle boz i have not been playing for years!!
<br />12/7/2004 9:04:31 PM boz Belle why don't you go download msn 7.0
<br />12/7/2004 9:04:37 PM Belle boz yeah i think i will do that
<br />12/7/2004 9:04:43 PM Belle boz catch you on the flip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<br />12/7/2004 9:04:49 PM boz Belle later
<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110248541094042342?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1101968299674643142004-12-02T01:16:00.000-05:002004-12-02T01:19:58.073-05:00My dinner with Levar Burton and Belle's lunch with James TaylorBelle says:
<br />boz i think my head is on too tight
<br />Belle says:
<br />and my eyes are too loose
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe as a result of the head
<br />boz says:
<br />anything else?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hmm
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm extremely hot
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think i have a fever
<br />boz says:
<br />well, they don't call you big headed girl for nothing
<br />Belle says:
<br />probably malaria
<br />Belle says:
<br />no one calls me that!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />anymore
<br />boz says:
<br />maybe they should
<br />boz says:
<br />you think you have problems, ha!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't have seizures
<br />boz says:
<br />I'm leaking from unseemly places
<br />Belle says:
<br />uhhhh
<br />Belle says:
<br />anal leakage?
<br />boz says:
<br />gross me out
<br />Belle says:
<br />what color is it?
<br />boz says:
<br />what color is what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />the anal leakage
<br />boz says:
<br />you said it was anal leakage, not me
<br />Belle says:
<br />well we both know i am always right
<br />Belle says:
<br />are there even other kinds of leakage?
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, for arguements sake let's say it is anal leakage, I'm wearing black underpants so how would I tell?
<br />Belle says:
<br />change your underpants
<br />Belle says:
<br />they make black underpants for guys?
<br />boz says:
<br />did I say they were guys?
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh, well that makes sense then
<br />Belle says:
<br />put on some of mother boz's white granny undies
<br />boz says:
<br />never
<br />boz says:
<br />besides I just said I had leakage to take your mind off your problems, did it work?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />now i can't stop thinking about anal leakage
<br />Belle says:
<br />some anal leakage is normal hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i can't even type that with out laughing
<br />boz says:
<br />but what if the gerbil slips out
<br />boz says:
<br />hypothetically speaking
<br />Belle says:
<br />the gerbil?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you lost me with your talk of the gerbil
<br />boz says:
<br />you've never heard the richard gere and the gerbil rumor?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you can't blame your anal leakage on olestra though
<br />Belle says:
<br />ohhhh, yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />i told you my head was too tight
<br />Belle says:
<br />well wear a tampon
<br />boz says:
<br />my hypothetical anal leakage
<br />Belle says:
<br />some anal leakage is associated with hemmorhoids
<br />Belle says:
<br />i had to think for like ten minutes how to spell hemmorhoids
<br />boz says:
<br />It's odd that you know so much about anal leakage
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i know a lot about a lot really
<br />Belle says:
<br />i knew a guy that had a yeast infection once
<br />boz says:
<br />hey, did you read my heart warming tale about the crosby stills nash and young concert?
<br />boz says:
<br />my dad had a mammaogram
<br />Belle says:
<br />I did and I thoroughly enjoyed it, Aplus all the way
<br />Belle says:
<br />how did you know it was my dad that had the yeast infection
<br />boz says:
<br />I didn't
<br />boz says:
<br />so there!
<br />Belle says:
<br />i just heard a loud crash from the other room
<br />boz says:
<br />wasn't me
<br />boz says:
<br />probably those damn cats
<br />Belle says:
<br />it was, i went out there and they look guilty
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm sorry i told the world you have anal leakage
<br />Belle says:
<br />but i really did love that post
<br />boz says:
<br />wait ... you told the world?
<br />boz says:
<br />did you notice how my voice cracked when I said world?
<br />Belle says:
<br />no
<br />Belle says:
<br />i also liked that joke about h, i, and j
<br />boz says:
<br />your head is on too tight
<br />Belle says:
<br />i told you
<br />boz says:
<br />I can delete that from the zonkboard
<br />Belle says:
<br />fine
<br />Belle says:
<br />do that
<br />Belle says:
<br />it makes me look petty
<br />Belle says:
<br />which i am
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />you're just trying to trick me into leaving it up
<br />Belle says:
<br />no really
<br />Belle says:
<br />take it down
<br />boz says:
<br />I did
<br />Belle says:
<br />i shouldn't be held accountable for anything with my head like this
<br />boz says:
<br />a lobotomy might help
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm not a kennedy
<br />boz says:
<br />poor kathleen
<br />Belle says:
<br />hey! you know what!
<br />Belle says:
<br />guess who was on The WEst Wing tonight
<br />boz says:
<br />Cher
<br />Belle says:
<br />James Taylor! how weird is that, and now i am connected to Martin Sheen!
<br />boz says:
<br />and Cher
<br />Belle says:
<br />James Taylor looked exactly like he did when we had lunch
<br />boz says:
<br />you had lunch with James Taylor?
<br />boz says:
<br />at Wendy's with Dave Thomas?
<br />Belle says:
<br />absolutely, outside in Boston
<br />Belle says:
<br />no!
<br />Belle says:
<br />dave is dead, RIP
<br />boz says:
<br />my name isn't rip
<br />boz says:
<br />hahaha, Rip Uranus!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />rip van boz
<br />Belle says:
<br />there you go, change your name now
<br />boz says:
<br />now that would cause some serious anal leakage
<br />Belle says:
<br />ouch
<br />Belle says:
<br />just ask jordie
<br />Belle says:
<br />lavar burton
<br />boz says:
<br />what?
<br />Belle says:
<br />lavar burton
<br />Belle says:
<br />got jordied in prison
<br />Belle says:
<br />in that movie
<br />boz says:
<br />oh yeah
<br />Belle says:
<br />one of the best movies ever
<br />boz says:
<br />where he was a mute
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes!
<br />Belle says:
<br />and he just grunted
<br />boz says:
<br />he's been in prison in a lot of movies
<br />Belle says:
<br />i haven't seen any others
<br />boz says:
<br />the ron le flore story
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think you're making that up
<br />boz says:
<br />quit trying to change the subject, I want to know more about your lunch was Sweet Baby James
<br />boz says:
<br />with
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i signed a nondisclose contract afterwards
<br />boz says:
<br />fine
<br />Belle says:
<br />actually i just met him at work, he used to come in the health store i worked at and one day he asked me to join him outside for lunch
<br />Belle says:
<br />it was very cazz
<br />boz says:
<br />this filipino guy and I listened to the sweet baby james casette like for five hours straight one time
<br />boz says:
<br />did he think you were a hooker?
<br />Belle says:
<br />NO
<br />boz says:
<br />and he is way too old for you
<br />Belle says:
<br />well maybe, who knows what he though
<br />Belle says:
<br />t
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wasn't like trying to date him, geez
<br />Belle says:
<br />he asked me to join him and i did and we had sandwiches, very casual
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, just hitting him up for a meal
<br />Belle says:
<br />i met a lot of famous people there in Boston
<br />boz says:
<br />sandwiches and three lines of coke
<br />Belle says:
<br />but i never ate with them
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha coke
<br />Belle says:
<br />then i woke up naked in an alley
<br />boz says:
<br />they have alleys in boston?
<br />Belle says:
<br />sure
<br />boz says:
<br />my mother gets her hair done at Alley Cuts
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh yes hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />with the guy she wants to set you up with, jordie
<br />boz says:
<br />no
<br />boz says:
<br />it's not like that at all
<br />boz says:
<br />by the way, she is getting her hair done tomorrow
<br />Belle says:
<br />well that would explain the anal leakage
<br />Belle says:
<br />when isn't she getting her hair done
<br />boz says:
<br />now
<br />Belle says:
<br />i need to get my hair done, too, mayb ei'll join her
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, it's the Alley Cuts, it's in the alley behind Newman Street
<br />boz says:
<br />you can't miss it
<br />boz says:
<br />next to Barnacle Bills and the Dollar Store
<br />boz says:
<br />and the Ace hardware
<br />Belle says:
<br />what do you do when she's getting her hair done
<br />Belle says:
<br />hey i know the guy that owns Ace hardware
<br />boz says:
<br />I come home and wait for her phone call to pick her up
<br />boz says:
<br />Dave Thomas?
<br />Belle says:
<br />where does she call from
<br />boz says:
<br />from the Alley Cuts
<br />Belle says:
<br />does mother boz have a cell phone
<br />Belle says:
<br />they let her use the phone??
<br />Belle says:
<br />what kind of place is this
<br />boz says:
<br />heck yeah, she's been going there for about 15 years
<br />Belle says:
<br />i let this girl use my cell phone once and she called her home country of slovakia
<br />boz says:
<br />mother boz would never do that, she doesn't know anyone in slovakia
<br />Belle says:
<br />it was at the bus station to go to NY, a while back, and she said she just wanted to call her ride, a local call
<br />boz says:
<br />except maybe that girl who borrowed your cell phone
<br />boz says:
<br />you take the bus to NYV!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />NYC!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />do you sit between Juan and Pedro
<br />boz says:
<br />or Jesus and his chicken
<br />Belle says:
<br />i totally take the bus, i cant' handle traffic, it's likely i'd pull a gun and shoot people, and on the bus i can sleep, which is very important, especially the way back
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, but
<br />Belle says:
<br />i did sit by this guy who kept putting his hand on my thigh
<br />boz says:
<br />how much did you have to pay him?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i moved seats and he came with me
<br />boz says:
<br />super glue is pretty strong stuff
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />so you super glued this immigrant to your thigh so you'd have a date to see the Wilford Brimley play, have I got it about right?
<br />Belle says:
<br />you know one time there was this guy on the bus who was asking everyone to help him figure out what bus he had to transfer to when we got to NYC and i looked at his thing and he was going to be bussing it for like 4 days straight, all the way to his homeland. who does that?
<br />Belle says:
<br />notice i'm not answering that question
<br />boz says:
<br />you looked at his thing!!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh man
<br />Belle says:
<br />you know it's not cheap
<br />boz says:
<br />apparently you are the person other people have to be wary of on the bus
<br />Belle says:
<br />this is me on the bus "hmmm, let me look at your thing..."
<br />boz says:
<br />and put your hand on my thigh to steady yourself
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />it was the same guy, right
<br />Belle says:
<br />no!
<br />Belle says:
<br />different times
<br />boz says:
<br />was this guys name Ratso Rizzo?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah, because i was all "a/s/l please" ?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i dont' talk to these people!
<br />boz says:
<br />you just look at their things, that sounds like non-verbal communication to me
<br />boz says:
<br />did you take him back to your room at the Y?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahhaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />riiiiight
<br />Belle says:
<br />more like the W!
<br />boz says:
<br />well, yeah, the Y ... W ... C ... A
<br />Belle says:
<br />i went to ywca camp when i was little
<br />boz says:
<br />now I've got images of the Village People dancing thru my brain
<br />Belle says:
<br />we made bracelets
<br />Belle says:
<br />it might have been a crazy camp though
<br />boz says:
<br />was it a day camp or a sleep away camp
<br />Belle says:
<br />day
<br />Belle says:
<br />crazy camp is sleep away i guess
<br />Belle says:
<br />so i guess it wasn't
<br />boz says:
<br />they had a camp movie on last night
<br />boz says:
<br />I think my favorite camp movie was the one with tatum oneal and kristy mcnichol
<br />Belle says:
<br />hmm
<br />Belle says:
<br />empty nest goes to camp?
<br />boz says:
<br />little foxes?
<br />Belle says:
<br />don't know it
<br />boz says:
<br />matt dillon was in it
<br />boz says:
<br />and armand assante
<br />boz says:
<br />and the one girl from sex in the city
<br />Belle says:
<br />hmm
<br />Belle says:
<br />i can't think of any camp movies except that one with the adults who go back because it's shutting down
<br />boz says:
<br />Little Darlings
<br />boz says:
<br />http://imdb.com/title/tt0081060/
<br />boz says:
<br />you have to rent it
<br />boz says:
<br />kristy and tatum make a bet about who can lose their virginity first
<br />Belle says:
<br />OH
<br />Belle says:
<br />i've seen part of that!
<br />boz says:
<br />it's good
<br />Belle says:
<br />when they were swinging in the playground talking about that bet, i saw that
<br />boz says:
<br />yeah, and the little hippie girl was the one on sex in the city
<br />Belle says:
<br />i will rent that
<br />boz says:
<br />matt dillon was the big teen idol when that movie came out
<br />boz says:
<br />and the one girl who talked them into making the bet, the snobby girl, was on Hello, Larry, with McLean Stevenson as the oldest daughter
<br />boz says:
<br />but only for one season
<br />Belle says:
<br />wow
<br />Belle says:
<br />what an ensemble
<br />boz says:
<br />and don't forget
<br />Abby Bluestone as Chubby
<br />boz says:
<br />you gotta love IMDB
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />Chubby
<br />boz says:
<br />she was younger and she just sort of tagged along
<br />boz says:
<br />and david attfield says ... This movie isn't as bad as its plot may suggest, mainly because of two excellent performances from Kristy McNichol and Matt Dillon
<br />Belle says:
<br />does it really say that??
<br />boz says:
<br />yep, and he says the girls looked daggy
<br />Belle says:
<br />why is there only one guy
<br />Belle says:
<br />daggy?
<br />boz says:
<br />???
<br />boz says:
<br />one guy?
<br />boz says:
<br />triple 8 says: Little darlings is both a cute movie and a fun one-although it's a light movie, the characters go through and tackle, issues all young girls deal with in a fun non preachy manner and is pretty accurate in many places too.
<br />Belle says:
<br />matt dillon
<br />Belle says:
<br />why isnt' there another guy
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, kristy gets matt and tatum gets armand assante
<br />boz says:
<br />the head conselour or something
<br />Belle says:
<br />well don't tell me!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />that is pretty much laid out
<br />Belle says:
<br />well it wasn't to me
<br />boz says:
<br />you should also rent the movie Foxes, starring Jodie Foster
<br />Belle says:
<br />is it a camp movie?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't really like jodie foster
<br />boz says:
<br />no, this is good, it also came out in 1980
<br />boz says:
<br />she wasn't a lesbian yet
<br />boz says:
<br />http://imdb.com/title/tt0080756/
<br />boz says:
<br />scot baio is in it
<br />boz says:
<br />and cherie currie from the runaways
<br />boz says:
<br />and Randy Quaid!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />Trivia: Buddy Foster, Jodie's brother and a child actor in his own right, was up for a part in this film. They wanted him to play the love interest to his own sister. They eventually recast the role
<br />boz says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's just crazy
<br />Belle says:
<br />so vc andrews
<br />Belle says:
<br />who the h is her brother, an actor in his own right?
<br />boz says:
<br />he played ken berry's son in Mayberry RFD, sort of Opie Lite
<br />boz says:
<br />and he became a bitter bitter man
<br />Belle says:
<br />you lie
<br />boz says:
<br />it's the truth
<br />boz says:
<br />http://imdb.com/title/tt0062587/
<br />boz says:
<br />buddy foster as mike jones
<br />boz says:
<br />he did play Boy in Car in Foxes though
<br />Belle says:
<br />wow
<br />Belle says:
<br />who names their kid buddy anyway
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's weird though
<br />boz says:
<br />I dunno, Babs and Junior?
<br />boz says:
<br />life is weird
<br />boz says:
<br />so you've got a 1980's double feature
<br />boz says:
<br />Little Darlings and Foxes
<br />Belle says:
<br />and i thought i'd seen them alll
<br />boz says:
<br />kory kane says: 1 of the 4 girls has to deal with losing her virginity to actor Randy Quaid in one of his first roles.
<br />Belle says:
<br />that's a LOT to deal with
<br />boz says:
<br />talk about having something to deal with!!!
<br />boz says:
<br />hahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i wouldn't want to lose my virginity to randy quaid
<br />boz says:
<br />haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<br />Belle says:
<br />not again
<br />boz says:
<br />that's what chevy chase said
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />but randy rutted him like a dog
<br />Belle says:
<br />no, chevy lost his virginity to john candy
<br />Belle says:
<br />everyone knows that
<br />boz says:
<br />at wally world?
<br />boz says:
<br />wow, there were 4992 titles released in 1980
<br />Belle says:
<br />walleyworld!
<br />Belle says:
<br />good year
<br />boz says:
<br />I think you should see them all
<br />Belle says:
<br />tonight?
<br />boz says:
<br />sure, there must be an all night video store somewhere in NH
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />not quite
<br />boz says:
<br />oh, a lot of them are television shows
<br />boz says:
<br />here's one you need to see
<br />boz says:
<br />http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080262/
<br />boz says:
<br />neither of them spoke english so they had to speak phoenetically
<br />Belle says:
<br />it's not loading
<br />Belle says:
<br />or is loading very slow for some reason
<br />boz says:
<br />pink lady and jeff
<br />boz says:
<br />http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080262/
<br />boz says:
<br />loaded for me in a second
<br />Belle says:
<br />yeah worked that time
<br />Belle says:
<br />very odd looking show
<br />boz says:
<br />it was a variety show
<br />boz says:
<br />jim varney was on it!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />and debbie harry
<br />boz says:
<br />Starch says: No one should be forced or permitted to watch this show, even by accident.
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />brett buck says: I enjoy surrealism as much as the next guy, but seeing the girls mouthing the punch lines to jokes, and laughing on cue, was quite disturbing. And poor Jeff Altman, this was below even his dignity. At least they had Ernest.
<br />boz says:
<br />1980 was a great year
<br />Belle says:
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />you wish you were born in such a fine year
<br />Belle says:
<br />miss usa
<br />boz says:
<br />hey levar burton was in a movie in 1980
<br />Belle says:
<br />what movie?
<br />boz says:
<br />Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones (1980) (TV)
<br />boz says:
<br />and
<br />boz says:
<br />Hunter, The (1980)
<br />boz says:
<br />starring steve mcqueen
<br />boz says:
<br />Dummy was 1979
<br />boz says:
<br />http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0079088/
<br />Belle says:
<br />why would he want a deaf lawyer
<br />Belle says:
<br />no wonder he went to prison and got raped
<br />boz says:
<br />sympathy
<br />boz says:
<br />boy that guy is pissed off
<br />boz says:
<br />dtucker86
<br />Belle says:
<br />wow
<br />Belle says:
<br />i just read that comment
<br />boz says:
<br />I guess the anal rape wasn't enough for dtucker86
<br />Belle says:
<br />damn my phone is broken
<br />boz says:
<br />did you right this comment?
<br />boz says:
<br />i saw this film a very long time ago and its impact was tremendous. so much so that although i had long forgotten the title i had not forgotten the film. only since i have been on the internet have i been able to trace the name of the film and subsequently look out for it on british tv or sky. so far though i have not come across it again. this film is more than worthy of a reshowing and i, for on
<br />boz says:
<br /> for one, would be very pleased to see it again. i would go as far as to say that this film has haunted me for all this time.
<br />
<br />boz says:
<br />are you haunted by this film?
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />Belle says:
<br />i really am
<br />Belle says:
<br />i think that first guy was like the victim's brother or something
<br />Belle says:
<br />or he got turned down by lavar
<br />boz says:
<br />did lavar wear a dress in prison?
<br />Belle says:
<br />uhh no
<br />boz says:
<br />he should have, he has the legs for it
<br />boz says:
<br />how did you break your phone this time?
<br />Belle says:
<br />i don't know, it was just ringing and i went to answer it and then it went dead, can't get anything to happen now
<br />boz says:
<br />maybe it is levar burton
<br />Belle says:
<br />maybe
<br />Belle says:
<br />now i will never know
<br />boz says:
<br />and he is rehearsing for Dummy II
<br />boz says:
<br />the sequel
<br />boz says:
<br />and this time he get's Marlie Matlin as his lawyer
<br />Belle says:
<br />hahahaha
<br />boz says:
<br />it would be easy to be the screen writer on that, no one can speak
<br />boz says:
<br />http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/
<br />Belle says:
<br />you have hair like spun gold?
<br />boz says:
<br />sure, take a close look
<br />boz says:
<br />HAD
<br />boz says:
<br />cute vest too
<br />Belle says:
<br />very
<br />Belle says:
<br />i have to go lie down
<br />Belle says:
<br />too much eighties and lavar
<br />boz says:
<br />your head tilting?
<br />Belle says:
<br />yes
<br />Belle says:
<br />i'm afraid it will fall completely off
<br />boz says:
<br />ok, sure, go ahead
<br />boz says:
<br />ahead !!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />you forgot the in your time of need part
<br />boz says:
<br />oh man, I was going to tell you about the dream where I was a prostitute
<br />Belle says:
<br />oh mannnnnnnnnnnnn
<br />boz says:
<br />next time
<br />Belle says:
<br />every time!!1
<br />Belle says:
<br />ok i won't forget now
<br />boz says:
<br />take two tylenol and call levar in the morning
<br />Belle says:
<br />my phone doesn't work!!!
<br />Belle says:
<br />but ok
<br />Belle says:
<br />have a good one, boz
<br />boz says:
<br />you too, night
<br />Belle says:
<br />night<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-110196829967464314?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1099371146711500032004-11-01T23:50:00.000-05:002004-11-01T23:52:26.710-05:00My dinner with Brian Bonsallboz48730: early release?
<br />aSortaPrincess: No
<br />aSortaPrincess: I was not in prison
<br />aSortaPrincess: I was having a sex change operation in Canada
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's much cheaper there
<br />boz48730: who did you change with?
<br />aSortaPrincess: Jimmy Smits
<br />aSortaPrincess: I was sending you code
<br />aSortaPrincess: didn't you get it
<br />boz48730: I got it, read my last post concerning your disappearance
<br />aSortaPrincess: so i want you to call me by my man name now
<br />boz48730: which is?
<br />aSortaPrincess: brian
<br />aSortaPrincess: bonsall
<br />boz48730: noooooooooooooooooo, he's evil, evil, evil!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: exactly
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should move to canada
<br />boz48730: funny you should mention brian bonsall, I dressed up as him for halloween
<br />aSortaPrincess: Figures!
<br />aSortaPrincess: I thought for sure you'd be Tracy Gold, pre-DUI though
<br />aSortaPrincess: so I went as post-DUI Tracy
<br />boz48730: if I would have known
<br />boz48730: did you get stopped at the border on the way back trying to smuggle in a penis?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, I declared it
<br />boz48730: This is my penis!!!
<br />boz48730: funny you should bring up sexual ambiguity, my last post on the grand ennui deals with the subject in great detail
<br />aSortaPrincess: about the transvestite?
<br />boz48730: the non-lady
<br />boz48730: you read it?
<br />aSortaPrincess: whatever you kids are calling it these days
<br />aSortaPrincess: or those days
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe
<br />boz48730: and no comment?
<br />boz48730: man, I live for comments
<br />boz48730: you didn't get brainwashed by a commune in canada did you, I saw a movie about an evil canadian commune last night
<br />aSortaPrincess: I'll comment first thing tomorrow
<br />aSortaPrincess: How would I know if I had?
<br />boz48730: you'd be going "eh, hows about dem leafs"
<br />aSortaPrincess: do they give you hats with pom-poms that say Canada on them?
<br />aSortaPrincess: because if so I think I did
<br />aSortaPrincess: I took the hat!
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's like drinking the kool aid
<br />boz48730: no, you took the toque
<br />aSortaPrincess: the chapeau!
<br />aSortaPrincess: my bum is sore from all the anal probing
<br />boz48730: ha
<br />aSortaPrincess: and I have some sort of time machine lag
<br />boz48730: the CBC has a contest to name the greatest candadian, wayne gretzky leads the poll
<br />aSortaPrincess: he's like the only canadian people know
<br />aSortaPrincess: all other canadians become americans
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm going to move to canada soon
<br />boz48730: which province?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the slutty one
<br />boz48730: I'd prefer PEI
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh those PEI people are snobs
<br />aSortaPrincess: for real
<br />boz48730: ahh, you want to become a Yonge Street hooker
<br />aSortaPrincess: gotta start somewhere
<br />aSortaPrincess: I have to go to bed like, now, or die. DIE!!!!!
<br />boz48730: yeah, you'll be up in half an hour playing boggle with emilio and charlie
<br />aSortaPrincess: I shall catch up on all my TGE and RWBS reading tomorrow
<br />aSortaPrincess: probably, but I must attempt
<br />boz48730: ok, welcome back Brian
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: thanks!
<br />boz48730: np
<br />aSortaPrincess: Talk to you soon!
<br />boz48730: yep later then .............
<br />aSortaPrincess signed off at 11:50:39 PM. <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-109937114671150003?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1097814975171644222004-10-15T01:35:00.000-04:002004-10-15T00:36:15.170-04:00My dinner with the Seaver'sX - belle: boz i have a question
<br />X - boz: yes?
<br />X - belle: do you know anything about google cache?
<br />X - boz: a little, what do you need to know
<br />X - belle: how many google cents make a google dollar?
<br />X - belle: or, is there a way to see something that someone deleted basically?
<br />X - boz: I'm not sure, but I think there is, but they would have to know what they were looking for.
<br />X - belle: well it's me, and i know what i'm looking for
<br />X - belle: i'm in search of THE TRUTH
<br />X - boz: then try it and see
<br />X - belle: i'm looking for the secret post you made declaring your love for joanna kerns
<br />X - belle: well i don't understand, so i cant' really try
<br />X - boz: there was nothing secret about that, well at least after the restraining order was published on Smoking Gun
<br />X - belle: oh, well why didn't you say so
<br />X - boz: man, I am right in the middle of a picture post on TGE that if joanna could have seen, well things would have been different
<br />X - belle: did you know there is a growing pains reunion this weekend?
<br />X - belle: mark your calendar!
<br />X - belle: i'm going to miss it so if you could tape it and then transcribe it for me in atleast 2 different languages, that would fab
<br />X - belle: BE fab, yeah, that's what i meant
<br />X - boz: sure, thing, I could even do a webcam post of me playing all the parts
<br />X - belle: would you wear a wig and that jean skirt you have?
<br />X - boz: when I am joanna, tracy or alan when he goes to his "special" club
<br />X - belle: wait, i thought alan died, HIV?
<br />X - belle: oh that was the brady bunch dad
<br />X - boz: same guy wasn't it?
<br />X - belle: i don't know, now i'm all confused. who was the guy my dad was having an affair with?
<br />X - boz: ok, the post is finished, check out boz thru the years on TGE
<br />X - boz: Mr Belvedere
<br />X - belle: wow, that's awesome!
<br />X - boz: I love that shirt
<br />X - belle: and i'm so telling mother boz you're rifling through her stuff
<br />X - boz: Fine!
<br />X - belle: are you smoking in the last one?
<br />X - belle: i'm telling mother boz that, too
<br />X - boz: yeah, that one and the one on the bunk
<br />X - boz: she took the picture, so I think she knows
<br />X - belle: well i'll remind her
<br />X - belle: i like the bunk one!
<br />X - boz: go ahead, she'll just forget ten minutes after you tell her
<br />X - boz: it looks like I have herpes on my upper lip in that one
<br />X - belle: when in actuality you had syphilis
<br />X - belle: very cool, boz
<br />X - boz: yeah, they warned us about that, but did I listen ... NO!!!
<br />X - belle: so...you and lesley? hmm?
<br />X - boz: hey, that was a one time thing, we were young and foolish, nothing ever came of it
<br />X - belle: i like his cords
<br />X - boz: and everybody wore sandals like that back then!
<br />X - belle: hey, i wasn't even going to touch that
<br />X - boz: bellbottom cords!
<br />X - belle: did everyone wear shortsleeve mock turtleneck sweaters too?
<br />X - boz: I bought my first pair of bellbottoms when I was home on leave after Keesler when I was 19 at a Head Shop called the Plum Pit
<br />X - boz: the shirt was a birthday present from my parents
<br />X - boz: the outside walls of the plum pit were painted purple
<br />X - belle: plum pit, hahaha
<br />X - belle: kind of like the peach pit, but only not
<br />X - boz: that place was soooooo cool!
<br />X - boz: it had a painting of a plum on the wall and on the inside of the plum there was a peace symbol
<br />X - belle: is it still open?
<br />X - boz: no
<br />X - boz: don't hate me because I grew up in the age of aquarius, we really thought we could change the world<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-109781497517164422?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1096281286396721132004-09-27T06:34:00.000-04:002004-09-27T06:34:46.396-04:00My dinner with Noogie GoldSession Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Mon Sep 27 01:21:50 2004
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(czjv0naoempqyrmyk1vrt3qh)http://www.amiannoying.com/(czjv0naoempqyrmyk1vrt3qh)/view.aspx?id=3299&collection=2388
<br />aSortaPrincess: He did an Irish Spring commercial!
<br />boz48730: cool huh
<br />boz48730: I voted that he was annoying
<br />aSortaPrincess: good job
<br />boz48730: he's older than me
<br />aSortaPrincess: your vote just might make the difference
<br />aSortaPrincess: is he really
<br />boz48730: yep
<br />boz48730: three months minus one day
<br />boz48730: I hate old people
<br />aSortaPrincess: he was in Mr. Holland's opus?
<br />aSortaPrincess: I must have blocked him out
<br />aSortaPrincess: did he play the retarded son?
<br />boz48730: yeah, he played the guy that went door to door selling brushes
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh wait he wasn't retarded
<br />aSortaPrincess: he was just deaf or something
<br />aSortaPrincess: apparently i've blocked most of that movie out
<br />boz48730: I think he had brain damag
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm sure that was hard for william h. macy to play
<br />boz48730: he should have played mr holland
<br />boz48730: he deserved the chance
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm surprised he didn't audition and get turned down seven times before they said oh what the hell, like they did for Fargo
<br />boz48730: I think he got turned down because he refused to have sex with frances mcdormand
<br />boz48730: of course his best role was in Mystery Men
<br />aSortaPrincess: what the hell did he win the two emmys for
<br />boz48730: how many terrible movies does jeanine garofolo have to be in before they revoke her acting license?
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh my god, willie did the "strong enough for a man" deodorant voice over
<br />aSortaPrincess: isn't jeanine garofololol dead?
<br />boz48730: I wish
<br />boz48730: I wonder where she ranks on are you annoying
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(czjv0naoempqyrmyk1vrt3qh)http://www.amiannoying.com/(czjv0naoempqyrmyk1vrt3qh)/view.aspx?ID=101
<br />boz48730: no way could she rank #97 on any sexiest women list
<br />boz48730: or #95 either
<br />aSortaPrincess: scary
<br />boz48730: she is
<br />aSortaPrincess: even in 1997, what the hell
<br />aSortaPrincess: my mouse is not clicking right
<br />boz48730: I'm listening to simon and garfunkel is that bad?
<br />boz48730: slap that damn mouse
<br />aSortaPrincess: are you wearing your earth shoes?
<br />aSortaPrincess: because that would be bad
<br />boz48730: no, my socks are sort of half way on and half way off
<br />aSortaPrincess: are you able to see the pictures?
<br />boz48730: but I am wearing my sponge bob square pants lounging shorts
<br />boz48730: what pictures?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the pictures i'm telepathically sending you
<br />aSortaPrincess: or the ones on (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com)www.amiannoying.com
<br />boz48730: yeah
<br />aSortaPrincess: i took my nephews out yesterday and one of them kept insisting on getting sponge bob ice cream
<br />aSortaPrincess: so naturally i beat him senseless
<br />boz48730: Antisthenes ... annoying
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't see the photos
<br />boz48730: you should have gotten it for them, remember when you are an old and bitter cat lady he can probably have you committed
<br />aSortaPrincess: he is 3 years old and i called him sweetie and he said "don't call me sweetie!" he insisted i call him by his FULL name
<br />boz48730: his name isn't William H is it?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yep you guessed it
<br />boz48730: all my nieces and nephews are old
<br />aSortaPrincess: but you did save them from wolverines when they were wee lads
<br />boz48730: just one
<br />boz48730: and she was a wee lass not a wee lad
<br />boz48730: one I would have like to push into the wolverine pit
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should do it now
<br />aSortaPrincess: you have my approval
<br />boz48730: I have no access to either wolverines or pits
<br />aSortaPrincess: i can help with that
<br />boz48730: how
<br />aSortaPrincess: you can use the hellmouth in my living room and my cats
<br />boz48730: hellmouth?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />boz48730: I don't have access to the niece I would like to push into the hellmouth with your cats
<br />boz48730: here's a good category!
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)/collection.aspx?collection=2801
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wish icould see the pictures
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't know who half those people are by name
<br />boz48730: what am I supposed to do, describe what they look like to you?
<br />aSortaPrincess: draw a picture for me
<br />boz48730: no way that JM J Bullock is gay!
<br />boz48730: that whole list shocks me
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)/collection-subcategory.aspx?CategoryID=10&SubCategoryID=96
<br />boz48730: nancy mckeon is butch???
<br />aSortaPrincess: women in neckties??
<br />aSortaPrincess: OH
<br />aSortaPrincess: I saw the Facts of Life reunion today
<br />aSortaPrincess: but Nancy McKeon was absent
<br />boz48730: how about molly?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah, not there
<br />aSortaPrincess: coincidence?
<br />boz48730: I don't think so
<br />aSortaPrincess: mrs garret was there
<br />aSortaPrincess: i thought she was dead
<br />aSortaPrincess: she looked better than blair warner warner
<br />boz48730: wouldn't the breakfast club have been a lot better movie if nancy mckeon had played judd nelson's part?
<br />aSortaPrincess: dom deluise is a Sissy! hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: woah, how did christie brinkley get in there
<br />aSortaPrincess: all your favorite celebrities are on that one
<br />boz48730: which one
<br />aSortaPrincess: the thing is, boz, and i hate to break it to you
<br />aSortaPrincess: nancy mkeon is judd nelson
<br />boz48730: noooooooooo
<br />aSortaPrincess: "Sissies"
<br />boz48730: oh
<br />boz48730: in men who should have been women they've listed star jones
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: star jones is the devil
<br />boz48730: no, barbara walters is the devil, star jones just does her bidding
<br />aSortaPrincess: in men destroyed by women they list England
<br />aSortaPrincess: who is Hootie Johnson
<br />aSortaPrincess: I am goin gto name my fifth kid that
<br />boz48730: pop star
<br />boz48730: you know with the blowfish
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, really?
<br />aSortaPrincess: his real name isn't Hootie
<br />aSortaPrincess: i have one question
<br />aSortaPrincess: why do the gays hate Dave Thomas
<br />aSortaPrincess: you know I actually know Dave Thomas
<br />boz48730: which dave thomas
<br />aSortaPrincess: and his daughter Wendy
<br />boz48730: oh that dave thomas
<br />boz48730: I thought you meant dave thomas of the mckenzie brothers
<br />aSortaPrincess: these lists are kind of harsh
<br />aSortaPrincess: in adults who probably died a virgin they list Ryan White
<br />boz48730: do they offend your sensibility?
<br />aSortaPrincess: and my sense
<br />boz48730: elephant man, hahaha, I heard he was a real ladies man!
<br />aSortaPrincess: why didn't the list eric stolz
<br />aSortaPrincess: too obvious i guess
<br />boz48730: he's not dead yet
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes he is
<br />boz48730: noooooooooooo
<br />boz48730: cher went out and got high and wouldn't rub his head?
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: awww poor deformed eric stolz
<br />boz48730: poor sam eliot, he had to have sex with cher
<br />boz48730: this is sad, I know who all these celebrites are
<br />aSortaPrincess: atleast you haven't had sex with them all
<br />boz48730: just hitler
<br />aSortaPrincess: is hitler a celebrity
<br />boz48730: he used to be
<br />boz48730: he had a reality based tv show in germany
<br />boz48730: and if you were voted out of the house they sent you to the showers
<br />boz48730: are you on this list?
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)/collection.aspx?collection=482
<br />boz48730: I know jonnie is very fond of you
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: I wish my name was Tallulah
<br />boz48730: why
<br />aSortaPrincess: Meredith Vieira!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: wasn't she the one helping Jack Lalanne?
<br />boz48730: she's loved by everybody
<br />aSortaPrincess: does that make Jack Lalanne gay?
<br />boz48730: c'mon his last name is Lalanne he has to be gay
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm so naive
<br />boz48730: yea, you are
<br />aSortaPrincess: estelle getty is an amish hag?
<br />boz48730: ask jonnie
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think he is too busy hanging out with princess grace kelly right now
<br />boz48730: are you kidding me, jonnie was the one who was actually driving the jeep
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should get a jeep
<br />boz48730: I should, I'm a jeep kind of guy
<br />aSortaPrincess: you have the legs for it
<br />boz48730: don't go there
<br />aSortaPrincess: i was just saying
<br />boz48730: sure whenever you don't have a comeback you go for my legs
<br />boz48730: too easy
<br />aSortaPrincess: i never claimed to be a mastermind
<br />aSortaPrincess: OnStar commercials make me cry
<br />boz48730: heyl I'm locked out of my car
<br />aSortaPrincess: well not that one
<br />boz48730: oh
<br />aSortaPrincess: or the one where the guy asks the onstar lady for the lotter numbers
<br />aSortaPrincess: lottery
<br />boz48730: which ones make you cry then?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the one with the little girl who says her mommy is sick in the car
<br />boz48730: awwwwww
<br />boz48730: sick meaning drunk
<br />aSortaPrincess: well yeah, but still
<br />aSortaPrincess: reminds me of my childhood
<br />aSortaPrincess: *tear*
<br />boz48730: you used to call people up and tell them that your mother was sick?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i did better than that
<br />aSortaPrincess: i told people my mom beat me
<br />boz48730: when drunk
<br />aSortaPrincess: my mom was sooo notpleased, she almost really did start beating me when they came knocking at our door
<br />boz48730: you didn't do that
<br />aSortaPrincess: i swear
<br />aSortaPrincess: i told my camp counselors
<br />boz48730: yeah right
<br />aSortaPrincess: i had bruises on me all the time, i was a clumsy kid, but i said my mom beat me hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: FINE
<br />boz48730: this will make good reading
<br />boz48730: my dinner with belle's fag hag mother
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: my mom is rolling over in her grave
<br />aSortaPrincess: RIP!
<br />boz48730: well that takes all the humor out of it
<br />aSortaPrincess: well
<br />aSortaPrincess: fine, she really isn't dead
<br />aSortaPrincess: are you happy now
<br />boz48730: now I don't know what to believe
<br />aSortaPrincess: you believed that gary sinise was my mother
<br />boz48730: well, that's believable
<br />boz48730: I wouldn't put it past you to have your mother killed just to make me feel bad
<br />boz48730: it's 48 degrees out
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am on the phone with the hit man right this minute
<br />boz48730: FINE
<br />aSortaPrincess: it was sooo nice today though
<br />boz48730: yeah it was
<br />aSortaPrincess: i went to the last barbecue of the season
<br />boz48730: I went to the last burger king of the day
<br />aSortaPrincess: dude!
<br />aSortaPrincess: did you set any bombs off
<br />boz48730: did you take any sponge bob ice cream?
<br />aSortaPrincess: nope
<br />boz48730: nah, the shake was pretty good
<br />boz48730: i should go to bed
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />aSortaPrincess: that's a brilliant idea
<br />boz48730: yes what?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i will just sit here and cry about my mom
<br />boz48730: cry about mine while you are at it
<br />aSortaPrincess: in a way it's sort of like you killed her
<br />boz48730: me?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes you
<br />boz48730: how
<br />aSortaPrincess: by dredging up all these painful memories of summer camp and Onstar commercials
<br />aSortaPrincess: thanks a lot, boz
<br />boz48730: hey, don't mention it
<br />aSortaPrincess: I won't!
<br />boz48730: this will cheer you up, hold on a second
<br />aSortaPrincess: well
<br />aSortaPrincess: lajfoidajfoiajoifdjaoifjaiod
<br />boz48730: hear
<br />boz48730: here
<br />aSortaPrincess: heer
<br />*** aSortaPrincess has received head.jpg.
<br />aSortaPrincess: is that william h. macy's head?
<br />boz48730: yeah, that's right
<br />aSortaPrincess: are you sobbing there uncontrollably because of me and my mom?
<br />boz48730: no, I'm showing I have no shame by showing my bald head
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should post that on your buzznet, i bet your 16 year old admirer would dig it
<br />aSortaPrincess: i see tupperware!
<br />aSortaPrincess: do you have one of those rugs on your floor that you knit yourself
<br />aSortaPrincess: you know this picture looks eerily similar to timothy mcveigh's site pic
<br />boz48730: you can't shake a dead cat without hitting tupperware in my room
<br />boz48730: hahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: you could be brothers
<br />boz48730: we could be the same person
<br />boz48730: I did post it on buzznet
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/)http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/
<br />aSortaPrincess: you also look like brian bonsall
<br />aSortaPrincess: who is stalking you
<br />boz48730: damn, I had forgotten all about that
<br />aSortaPrincess: woah that is trippy
<br />aSortaPrincess: how do you forget something like that!
<br />boz48730: I look like a monk
<br />aSortaPrincess: tomorrow i want you to find a robe
<br />boz48730: I forget alot of things
<br />aSortaPrincess: ginko
<br />boz48730: ginko balboa
<br />aSortaPrincess: ginkgo
<br />boz48730: you're just trying to trick me into staying up
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, really, i have to go now, i am too emotional over my mom and the onstar commercials and the top of your head is just too much for me to handle
<br />boz48730: you'll make the top of my head your desktop background
<br />aSortaPrincess: done!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i printed out several copies already too
<br />boz48730: fine, mock me
<br />boz48730: I don't care
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm going to post them on telephone polls with a have you seen this man
<br />aSortaPrincess: wait does everyone still hate you
<br />boz48730: and they'll isn't he the two time emmy award winning actor william h macy?
<br />aSortaPrincess: we secretly replaced the top of boz's head with william h. macy's!
<br />aSortaPrincess: let's see if he notices!
<br />boz48730: hahahahaha
<br />boz48730: no not everyone hates me, just the panelists on the view
<br />aSortaPrincess: well you should read the memo barbara sent out about you
<br />aSortaPrincess: it explains a lot
<br />boz48730: it's on the internet, isn't it
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't know, i got my copy with my daily newspaper
<br />boz48730: the new hampshire daily news and shopper?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the Benson Herald
<br />boz48730: hahaha Benson
<br />aSortaPrincess: if i could i would marry benson
<br />boz48730: if only I could marry Krause
<br />aSortaPrincess: she is a man
<br />boz48730: at my age I can't be too picky
<br />aSortaPrincess: also she's dead
<br />boz48730: all the better
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />boz48730: I wonder if missy and tracey gold are still friends
<br />boz48730: or sisters
<br />aSortaPrincess: they aren't friends
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah, something tells me they are still sisters though
<br />aSortaPrincess: missy probably bailed tracey out of jail the other day for that dui
<br />boz48730: hahaha, I saw them one time on this lip synching show called Putting on the Hits, it was the xmas special and missy and tracey and their little sister noogie played the chipmunks to kirk cameron's david seville
<br />aSortaPrincess: Noogie gold?
<br />aSortaPrincess: where was candace cameron?
<br />boz48730: or something like that
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think you're making this up now
<br />boz48730: maybe the noogie part but the rest is the god's honest truth
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't remember any of the chipmunks being anorexic either
<br />aSortaPrincess: which god?
<br />boz48730: the kind and benevolent god
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh
<br />aSortaPrincess: well then you must be speaking the truth
<br />aSortaPrincess: did you tape it
<br />boz48730: no, this was before I had a vcr
<br />aSortaPrincess: so instead you memorized it?
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://www.jumptheshark.com/p/puttinonthehits.htm)http://www.jumptheshark.com/p/puttinonthehits.htm
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh THAT putting on the hits
<br />aSortaPrincess: i was on that show
<br />boz48730: as a chipmunk?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, that dancing on the ceiling guy
<br />boz48730: lionel ritchie?
<br />aSortaPrincess: who am i talking about
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah him
<br />aSortaPrincess: good thing you are here
<br />boz48730: wasn't he on the sissy list?
<br />aSortaPrincess: he was on the men who were found dead, tied up with their pants around their ankles with other men in the woods
<br />aSortaPrincess: that list
<br />boz48730: oh
<br />boz48730: isn't he married to paris hilton's friend?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think he is her dad
<br />boz48730: that would be incest then
<br />aSortaPrincess: he's also MY DAD!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: dun dun dun
<br />boz48730: so you could have been on the simple life
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am way above the simple life
<br />aSortaPrincess: i could have been on amish in the city
<br />aSortaPrincess: but not as an amish person
<br />boz48730: hot town amish in the city, back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />boz48730: I did that song on putting on the hits
<br />boz48730: with paris hilton's father
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should do a rendition now and post it
<br />boz48730: can't summer is over
<br />aSortaPrincess: were you at the hilton
<br />boz48730: just the top of my head
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am not sure paris hilton has a father
<br />boz48730: she has a donor
<br />boz48730: didn't I go to bed a half hour ago?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes you did
<br />boz48730: then who am I?
<br />aSortaPrincess: but something about the chipmunks brought you back
<br />aSortaPrincess: david seville i'm guessing
<br />boz48730: I wonder what noogie gold is up to?
<br />aSortaPrincess: did i tellyou i know dave thomas?
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: drugs no doubt
<br />boz48730: from the mckenzie brothers
<br />aSortaPrincess: from wendys
<br />boz48730: how do you know him?
<br />aSortaPrincess: my dad introduced me to him and Wendy, who is really his daughter
<br />aSortaPrincess: he is my dad's gay lover
<br />boz48730: how does your dad know him?
<br />boz48730: ahhh
<br />boz48730: your dad's a poofter
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh wait
<br />aSortaPrincess: dave is dead
<br />aSortaPrincess: he WAS my dad's gay lover
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, my dad isn't
<br />boz48730: so he's your dads necrophiliac lover
<br />aSortaPrincess: well geez, don't make it sound all dirty
<br />boz48730: dave was killed in a car crash with your mother?
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's a clean, wholesome love
<br />aSortaPrincess: who told you that
<br />boz48730: wendy
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: no she didnt'
<br />aSortaPrincess: she is mute
<br />boz48730: who legally changed her name to noogie gold
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: to get out of the public eye?
<br />boz48730: no, to get close to kirk cameron
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wish i had thought of that
<br />aSortaPrincess: wendy has 16 kids
<br />boz48730: no way
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah way
<br />aSortaPrincess: none of them are fathered by kirk
<br />aSortaPrincess: you kind of look like dave
<br />boz48730: are any mothered by kirk
<br />aSortaPrincess: wait, dave is dead
<br />aSortaPrincess: kirk is a religious guy
<br />aSortaPrincess: he doesn't have sex
<br />boz48730: that's what we want you to believe
<br />aSortaPrincess: is Noogie gold in on this?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i always did think it was weird how dave died 5 days after my birthday
<br />boz48730: dave changed his name to boz to get away from wendy and your dad
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm so telling my dad
<br />boz48730: by the way, how is the old poofter?
<br />aSortaPrincess: it was a wholesome clean love!
<br />boz48730: that's what he told you
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't taint my dad's reputation, he is an important public figure
<br />boz48730: what important ... Dave Thomas's gay lover???
<br />aSortaPrincess: ex-gay lover
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, my dad is Ronald McDonald
<br />boz48730: hahaha, my nephew used to play the Hamburgler in parades down in florida
<br />aSortaPrincess: why did you have parades with characters from mcdonalds in them
<br />boz48730: and he told me Ronald McDonald was gay
<br />aSortaPrincess: florida is kind of off
<br />aSortaPrincess: well
<br />aSortaPrincess: did he give him the bad touch?
<br />boz48730: no, the bad shake
<br />aSortaPrincess: BOOM
<br />boz48730: hahaha
<br />boz48730: my dinner with Noogie Gold
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: I've really learned a lot tonight
<br />boz48730: that sort of sounds unclean, doesn't it
<br />boz48730: I went mining for noogie gold, and got a nose bleed
<br />aSortaPrincess: you keep making things sound unclean that really are clean, like my dad's sexual escapades with the dead dave thomas
<br />aSortaPrincess: you wll regret this
<br />boz48730: from the mackenzie brothers
<br />aSortaPrincess: when noogie reads this and sues you
<br />boz48730: she hasn't got the cahoonies
<br />aSortaPrincess: she does actually, she asked to keep dave's
<br />boz48730: she knows dave too?
<br />aSortaPrincess: she is dave's daughter
<br />aSortaPrincess: we all know dave
<br />boz48730: yeah from the mackenzie brothers
<br />aSortaPrincess: astin mackenzie?
<br />boz48730: speaking of dave thomas, whatever happened to Brett Butler?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the manly woman?
<br />boz48730: the one who did the bad touch
<br />aSortaPrincess: to who?
<br />boz48730: to the kid who played her son
<br />boz48730: well, she didn't touch, but she did flash her store bought boobs at him
<br />aSortaPrincess: i didn't know that
<br />aSortaPrincess: nobody tells me anything
<br />aSortaPrincess: grace under fire,r ight
<br />boz48730: yeah, that's why he left the show, yeah that
<br />aSortaPrincess: is this true?boz48730: yep
<br />aSortaPrincess: true like puttin on the sits
<br />aSortaPrincess: or true like noogie gold
<br />boz48730: nope true
<br />aSortaPrincess: well if you say so
<br />aSortaPrincess: you would know
<br />aSortaPrincess: you were that boy!
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's all becoming soo clear
<br />aSortaPrincess: that means i should go to bed negative 26 minutes ago
<br />aSortaPrincess: or negative 26 minutes from now, is how that should be
<br />boz48730: yeah, you're starting to make sense, so I should go to bed, our kill myself
<br />aSortaPrincess: if you do, video post it
<br />boz48730: how can I post it, if I'm dead?
<br />aSortaPrincess: well leave a post it for mother boz to post it
<br />boz48730: ha, got ya
<br />aSortaPrincess: how many times can i say post it in one sentence
<br />boz48730: I could do that. oh man, I am about to pass out
<br />boz48730: three
<br />aSortaPrincess: goodnight!
<br />boz48730: night
<br />boz48730: say hit to dave and wendy
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<br />Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Mon Sep 27 06:32:55 2004
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<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-109628128639672113?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1095923377171950602004-09-23T03:09:00.000-04:002004-09-23T03:09:37.170-04:00My Dinner With Gary SiniseSession Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 19 03:55:56 2004
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<br />Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Thu Sep 23 01:27:56 2004
<br />boz48730: belle?
<br />aSortaPrincess: boz?
<br />boz48730: yes
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />boz48730: you aren't dead after all
<br />aSortaPrincess: was i suppposed to be?
<br />boz48730: if the hit when through you were
<br />aSortaPrincess: damn gary sinise, did he put me on a hit list again
<br />boz48730: you'd better quit messing with sinise, he's bad news
<br />aSortaPrincess: he's all talk
<br />boz48730: tell that to bubba
<br />aSortaPrincess: shrimp?
<br />boz48730: yep
<br />boz48730: I guess when you lose your legs you get mean, powerful mean
<br />aSortaPrincess: i hear the same thing happens when you lose the hair on your legs
<br />boz48730: I wouldn't know
<br />aSortaPrincess: you had implants?
<br />boz48730: a rug
<br />boz48730: so were you cat stevens last night?
<br />aSortaPrincess: umm
<br />aSortaPrincess: no hablo
<br />boz48730: at karaoke
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah, that was me
<br />aSortaPrincess: did you know they have movieoke now
<br />boz48730: what is that?
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's karaoke
<br />aSortaPrincess: but movies instead of music
<br />boz48730: so you mean you could do a scene with martin sheen?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes!
<br />aSortaPrincess: but he wouldn't really be there
<br />aSortaPrincess: unless i tied him up and all
<br />boz48730: he isn't really "there" anyway
<br />aSortaPrincess: hey!
<br />boz48730: man, does my back hurt
<br />boz48730: I think everybody hates me too
<br />aSortaPrincess: do you want me to prescribe you something
<br />aSortaPrincess: why?
<br />boz48730: why does it hurt?
<br />aSortaPrincess: because of your legs?
<br />aSortaPrincess: why does everybody hate you?
<br />boz48730: nah, because I'm a rebel, that doesn't live by society's norms
<br />aSortaPrincess: are you like judd nelson
<br />boz48730: I'm uber judd nelson
<br />boz48730: hey, I like judd
<br />aSortaPrincess: then you should be adored by society
<br />aSortaPrincess: especially molly ringwald
<br />boz48730: I'm like three day old fish, just toss me out with the rest of the leftovers
<br />boz48730: molly ringwald is evil
<br />aSortaPrincess: are you glum today?
<br />boz48730: yeah, cause my back hurts
<br />aSortaPrincess: have mother boz walk on it
<br />boz48730: and everyone hates me
<br />boz48730: no way
<br />aSortaPrincess: whatever you do don't put a gun in your mouth and do a video post
<br />boz48730: I could do that
<br />aSortaPrincess: no one hates you
<br />boz48730: no one?
<br />aSortaPrincess: well no one more than the usual
<br />boz48730: then everyone is ignoring me
<br />aSortaPrincess: who is "everyone"
<br />boz48730: what is this the spanish inquistion?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no hablo!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am trying to get deep in your soul and find out what the problem is
<br />boz48730: don't pull that salma hayek act with me
<br />boz48730: she was good in once upon a time in mexico, a movie I enjoyed in spite of myself
<br />aSortaPrincess: i just can't bring myself to like her
<br />aSortaPrincess: i have revised my list though
<br />boz48730: oh?
<br />boz48730: molly ringwald is on it now, right
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah her and whoopi
<br />boz48730: good choice, hey I don't want to sound bitchy but what does Antonio Banderas see in what's her name?
<br />aSortaPrincess: who? melanie?
<br />boz48730: the one with the collagen disfigured lips, yeah melanie
<br />aSortaPrincess: everyone has collagen disfigured lips
<br />boz48730: not me
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think he likes her for her milk money
<br />boz48730: she was good in that
<br />boz48730: she was better suited to sonny crockett though
<br />aSortaPrincess: i saw this thing on vh1
<br />aSortaPrincess: obsessed
<br />boz48730: and?
<br />boz48730: vh1 is like the new PBS
<br />aSortaPrincess: where this guy was obsessed with miami vice and had a miami vice wedding and invited Tubs to be his best man and he actually went
<br />boz48730: well, like tubbs had something better to do
<br />aSortaPrincess: and the guy said if he had to choose between miami vice and his wife he would choose miami vice!
<br />boz48730: who wouldn't!
<br />aSortaPrincess: the guy cried only when tubbs made a toast, not when he saw his bride or anything
<br />boz48730: what was the toast?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the usual 'live long and prosper' or whatever
<br />aSortaPrincess: AND
<br />aSortaPrincess: the wedding cake was tubbs face
<br />boz48730: no
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />boz48730: noooooooooo
<br />aSortaPrincess: it was a riot
<br />aSortaPrincess: AND
<br />aSortaPrincess: they had this big screen tv they were showing clips of the couple when they were young and stuff and then all of a sudden the miami vice soundtrack started and it played clips from the show
<br />boz48730: I liked the part where the womens boobs were bouncing up and down
<br />aSortaPrincess: you were there?
<br />boz48730: no, on the intro to miami vice
<br />aSortaPrincess: the guys actual best man was pissed that Tubbs came and took his place
<br />boz48730: that's weak
<br />aSortaPrincess: it was crazy
<br />aSortaPrincess: people like that make me feel sane
<br />boz48730: I could see him being pissed if it was the chubby guy, but not tubbs
<br />aSortaPrincess: tubbs is the chubby guy isnt' he
<br />boz48730: no
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm going to name my second born tubbs
<br />aSortaPrincess: then why do they call him tubbs
<br />aSortaPrincess: who is tubbs
<br />boz48730: the black guy that crockett ignored after the first season
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />aSortaPrincess: he's chubby
<br />boz48730: ok the fat guy then
<br />aSortaPrincess: who is the fat guy?
<br />boz48730: I don't know his name
<br />aSortaPrincess: well fine then
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/mtalbott.jpg)http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/mtalbott.jpg
<br />boz48730: this guy
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't know him
<br />aSortaPrincess: i never watched miami vice
<br />boz48730: well, then you'd better not have a miami vice themed wedding
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/jdiehl.jpg)http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/jdiehl.jpg
<br />boz48730: this guy was my favorite
<br />aSortaPrincess: hmm
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't like him
<br />boz48730: he's a man's man
<br />boz48730: you wait, I can smell a miami vice movie coming along in the next year or two
<br />aSortaPrincess: starring ben stilller?
<br />boz48730: josh hartnett as crockett
<br />boz48730: and gary coleman as tubbs
<br />aSortaPrincess: i have a friend who looks EXACTLy like josh hartnett
<br />aSortaPrincess: gary coleman hahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: he's dead though
<br />boz48730: it's a guy right?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />boz48730: might have been better if it was a woman
<br />aSortaPrincess: well
<br />boz48730: gary is hasselhofs gay midget lover
<br />aSortaPrincess: what can i say
<br />aSortaPrincess: old news
<br />boz48730: what can I say
<br />boz48730: so tell me about your "friend" the josh hartnett look a like
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: i tell everyone he is gay
<br />boz48730: you brought it up, you must want to talk about it
<br />aSortaPrincess: no really
<br />aSortaPrincess: i bring up a lot of things
<br />boz48730: like phlegm
<br />aSortaPrincess: mucus
<br />boz48730: that's a pretty word isn't it, phlegm
<br />aSortaPrincess: my leukemia of the knee is better
<br />aSortaPrincess: no
<br />boz48730: I was just going to ask about that
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah right
<br />aSortaPrincess: here i am dying and you don't care!
<br />boz48730: any scars?
<br />aSortaPrincess: everyone hates me!
<br />aSortaPrincess: no
<br />aSortaPrincess: i saw a family of deer today
<br />boz48730: at the IHOP?
<br />boz48730: Denny's?
<br />aSortaPrincess: in my back yard
<br />boz48730: I get that once in awhile
<br />aSortaPrincess: do they come up and knock on your door too?
<br />aSortaPrincess: and ask if you want to buy cookies?
<br />boz48730: I actually almost stepped on a deer that was asleep in the woods
<br />aSortaPrincess: no way!
<br />boz48730: yeah I did
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow, it slept through it?
<br />boz48730: I was walking my dog in the woods
<br />boz48730: no
<br />boz48730: he woke up when we were right next to him
<br />aSortaPrincess: you don't have a dog
<br />boz48730: scared the shit out of me
<br />boz48730: not anymore
<br />boz48730: but I did for 16 years
<br />aSortaPrincess: what happened when he woke up
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm sorry
<br />boz48730: he stampeded
<br />aSortaPrincess: attacked you?
<br />boz48730: no, took off in the other direction
<br />aSortaPrincess: deer don't attack
<br />boz48730: we ran into a skunk once too
<br />aSortaPrincess: that was a trick question
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm so tricky!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i should turn tricks
<br />aSortaPrincess: what happened to the skunk?
<br />boz48730: I know, and you notice how I go right on ignoring you
<br />boz48730: to the skunk?
<br />aSortaPrincess: my mom took a wild squirrel and kept him as a pet once
<br />boz48730: as opposed to a domesticated squirrel
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />aSortaPrincess: he ate through the box
<br />boz48730: they do that
<br />aSortaPrincess: and then he ate my mom
<br />boz48730: with a nice chianti?
<br />aSortaPrincess: do they do that too?
<br />boz48730: the wild ones do
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, with non alcoholic beer
<br />aSortaPrincess: RIP mommy
<br />boz48730: you call your mother mommy?
<br />boz48730: how sweet
<br />aSortaPrincess: no
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't actually speak to my mommy
<br />boz48730: sign language right
<br />aSortaPrincess: no
<br />aSortaPrincess: no form of communication
<br />boz48730: esp?
<br />boz48730: well she's dead how could you
<br />boz48730: I am channeling your mother as we speak
<br />aSortaPrincess: what does she have to say
<br />boz48730: stay away from gary sinisse
<br />aSortaPrincess: nope
<br />aSortaPrincess: my mother IS gary sinise
<br />boz48730: well, no things are starting to make sense
<br />boz48730: now
<br />boz48730: doesn't he have a new show, CSI-Bangor?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah and here's my review of it, i watched it while doing laundry:
<br />boz48730: I think they should get the three stars of the various CSI's together, have them go to a convention on the same plane and have the plane crash
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<br />aSortaPrincess: to make it clear that it's in NY they make it all dark like
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's dumb
<br />boz48730: what happened, I was disconnected!
<br />aSortaPrincess: what?
<br />boz48730: yeah, i was disconnected from chat for a second
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow you missed a lot then
<br />boz48730: I think they should get the three stars of the various CSI's together, have them go to a convention on the same plane and have the plane crash
<br />aSortaPrincess: eva gabor stopped in to say hi
<br />aSortaPrincess: there are only 3 stars?
<br />boz48730: well, she always said she'd rather be in new york
<br />boz48730: yeah, the number one guys
<br />aSortaPrincess: that red headed bastard twin of william h. macy and gary sinise and who?
<br />boz48730: sinise, the guy who looks like opie taylor and the guy on the original one
<br />boz48730: the one no one knows the name of, but I saw him in a movie where reece witherspoon played his daughter and alyssa milano was reece's best friend and reece was being stalked by mark wahlberg
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh yes
<br />boz48730: fear
<br />aSortaPrincess: the guy whose dog got killed by marky mark
<br />boz48730: yeah
<br />boz48730: I own that movie
<br />aSortaPrincess: and he was an architect
<br />boz48730: yeah
<br />aSortaPrincess: you love it that much?
<br />boz48730: and alyssa was a slut
<br />aSortaPrincess: a druggie slut
<br />boz48730: no, I got it when I promised not to stalk reece witherspoon anymore, it was her payoff to me
<br />aSortaPrincess: did you get cruel intentions too?
<br />aSortaPrincess: are you disconnected?
<br />boz48730: I wish
<br />boz48730: no
<br />boz48730: William Petersen is the guy
<br />aSortaPrincess: what happens when i click this
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<br />aSortaPrincess: what happened
<br />boz48730: nothing
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh he is creepy looking there
<br />boz48730: yeah, doing the fonzie
<br />boz48730: ayhhhhhhhh
<br />aSortaPrincess: if he was my dad i would act out too and go out with marky mark
<br />boz48730: who wouldn't
<br />boz48730: unless he brought donnie along
<br />aSortaPrincess: donnie!
<br />boz48730: you're still crushing on donnie, aren't you
<br />aSortaPrincess: donnie was only my fourth favorite new kid
<br />boz48730: how many were there?
<br />aSortaPrincess: 5
<br />boz48730: you didn't like the obviously gay one did you
<br />aSortaPrincess: none of them were gay!
<br />boz48730: yeah, right
<br />aSortaPrincess: one of them is on the Surreal Life
<br />aSortaPrincess: on the new pbs
<br />aSortaPrincess: vh1
<br />boz48730: thge gay one?
<br />aSortaPrincess: jordan
<br />aSortaPrincess: and he has a kid and likes WOMEN
<br />aSortaPrincess: he's plump though now
<br />boz48730: likes women but loves men
<br />aSortaPrincess: you sound like you know what you're talking about there
<br />boz48730: who else is on the surreal life on the new pbs
<br />aSortaPrincess: charo
<br />boz48730: mmmm
<br />aSortaPrincess: AND!!!!
<br />boz48730: she's even too old for me
<br />aSortaPrincess: dave coulier
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />boz48730: does he constantly bring up alanis morrisette?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, but when he first came he was saying he was on full house blah blah and jordan was like "the one with the twins" and then said something like "i'd like to get them in the hot tub" and dave got all pissed off! ahahahaha
<br />boz48730: hahaha
<br />boz48730: dave is the reason that the twins have doubled their security staff
<br />boz48730: but seriously, dave does the best bullwinkle I've ever heard
<br />aSortaPrincess: brigitte nielsen is on there too
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah that's his claim to fame
<br />boz48730: why don't I watch these shows?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't know
<br />boz48730: I'd watch a full house re-union if they ever had one
<br />aSortaPrincess: but brigitte nielsen walks around naked
<br />boz48730: but since kimmy gibbler died it'll never happen
<br />aSortaPrincess: bob saggett died too
<br />aSortaPrincess: AIDS
<br />boz48730: hey, guess what other former teen got arrested last week
<br />boz48730: tracey gold
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes for DUI!
<br />aSortaPrincess: with her kids!
<br />aSortaPrincess: how nuts is she
<br />aSortaPrincess: her mugshot looks soooo sad
<br />boz48730: is she the skinny one?
<br />boz48730: or the one from benson?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the skinny eating disorder one
<br />aSortaPrincess: from growing pains
<br />boz48730: yeah
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh man i loved benson
<br />boz48730: hahaha
<br />boz48730: jerry seinfeld was on benson
<br />aSortaPrincess: i used to sneak up to watch it
<br />aSortaPrincess: even though it was on at only lik e7:30
<br />aSortaPrincess: my mom made me go to bed at like 5pm
<br />boz48730: can you blame her
<br />aSortaPrincess: i guess not since i was starting fires and stealing motorcycles
<br />aSortaPrincess: but still i just really wanted to watch Benson!
<br />boz48730: and running around with gary sinesse
<br />aSortaPrincess: when i have kids i will make them go to bed at 5pm too
<br />boz48730: didn't benson work for the governor of nh?
<br />aSortaPrincess: benson IS the governor of NH
<br />boz48730: well of course he is ... NOW
<br />boz48730: and nancy kerrigan is the lt governor
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wish!
<br />boz48730: ooooooh, yesterday was eric's birthday
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wish nancy kerrigan would teach me to ice skate
<br />aSortaPrincess: stolz?
<br />boz48730: I was gonna post it, but since everyone hates me ... is there any other eric?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no one hates you!
<br />aSortaPrincess: how old is he?
<br />boz48730: 43
<br />aSortaPrincess: minnie driver did a itunes play list
<br />boz48730: he's older than cher!
<br />aSortaPrincess: she should get together with eric stolz
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: cher is like 100
<br />boz48730: yeah, but most of her parts are less than 43 years old
<br />aSortaPrincess: cher scares me truthfully
<br />aSortaPrincess: minnie driver looks like slash from guns n roses
<br />boz48730: did you see the movie where she played a lawyer, now how believable is that?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i did like mermaids
<br />boz48730: cher not minnie
<br />aSortaPrincess: but mostly for that guy that drove the bus
<br />boz48730: otto?
<br />aSortaPrincess: jake ryan from 16 candles
<br />boz48730: christina ricci was in that too, wasn't she?
<br />boz48730: jake ryan is dumb as cement
<br />aSortaPrincess: winona too
<br />boz48730: and bob hoskins
<br />aSortaPrincess: i love jake ryan!
<br />boz48730: what a cast!!!!
<br />boz48730: so that's why you hate molly ringwald
<br />aSortaPrincess: you hate molly, not me
<br />aSortaPrincess: tell me why everyone hates you
<br />boz48730: oh yeah, I forgot
<br />boz48730: you'll have to ask them that
<br />aSortaPrincess: well tell me why you think everyone hates you
<br />boz48730: ohhh, one of your clever tricks to get me to talk
<br />aSortaPrincess: well
<br />aSortaPrincess: tell me
<br />boz48730: sure, you'd like that, wouldn't you
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />boz48730: I dunno, it's just a gut feeling
<br />aSortaPrincess: i must have missed something
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think it's just your meds
<br />aSortaPrincess: paranoia
<br />boz48730: ok, let's put it this way, they don't hate me, they just aren't fulfilling my needs adequately
<br />boz48730: I'm high maintenence
<br />aSortaPrincess: i mean, yeah, we had a meeting where we discussed how we would have you assasinated if necessary, but that has nothing to do with hate
<br />aSortaPrincess: who are these people
<br />boz48730: yeah, and you didn't invite me, see what I mean
<br />aSortaPrincess: look how i'm here for you!
<br />aSortaPrincess: in your time of need!
<br />boz48730: cause I amuse you
<br />aSortaPrincess: you do?
<br />boz48730: once I stop making you laugh you'll be outta here like ...
<br />aSortaPrincess: cat stevens?
<br />aSortaPrincess: who did you stop making laugh?
<br />boz48730: everyone
<br />boz48730: look at my blog, no comments .... no comments, and I'm an internet icon, a diety!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i commented yesterday
<br />aSortaPrincess: but i don't matter
<br />aSortaPrincess: i see how it is
<br />boz48730: that was yesterday
<br />boz48730: what have you done for me lately
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am trying to help soothe your soul right this instant!
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should eat some ramen
<br />aSortaPrincess: or a lean pocket
<br />aSortaPrincess: that always helps
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't eat skittles
<br />boz48730: how about some paste?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no
<br />aSortaPrincess: I am talking to you right now, am i not?
<br />boz48730: I could eat skittles since I am going to the dentist in 11 hours
<br />aSortaPrincess: he will be disappointed in you like mine was in me if you do
<br />aSortaPrincess: and mine beats me when he's disappointed
<br />boz48730: nah, mine just cracks lame jokes and then goes har har har
<br />aSortaPrincess: hardy har har!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm your dentist
<br />boz48730: arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
<br />aSortaPrincess: put down the skittles!
<br />boz48730: but I'm keeping the paste
<br />aSortaPrincess: well if you're going to do anything, snort it
<br />boz48730: that's glue
<br />aSortaPrincess: whatever
<br />boz48730: i want paste
<br />aSortaPrincess: do you really, becasue that means you're deficient
<br />boz48730: in what?
<br />boz48730: zil zheaton's lawyers contacted me yesterday
<br />aSortaPrincess: b-12
<br />aSortaPrincess: no they didn't
<br />boz48730: oh,
<br />boz48730: ok
<br />aSortaPrincess: they did contact me though
<br />boz48730: now that was a hilarious post
<br />aSortaPrincess: as usual
<br />boz48730: did you read vanessa's comment about antonio and johnny
<br />boz48730: she said they are so femme they are almost pre-op
<br />boz48730: If I gave an award for comment of the week that would win this weeks hands down
<br />aSortaPrincess: FINE!
<br />boz48730: oh, sorry, present company excluded
<br />aSortaPrincess: everyone hates me!
<br />boz48730: I should probably go to bed, rocky keeps whining about how his head hurts
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: ok don't post this though
<br />boz48730: why not?
<br />aSortaPrincess: because i divulged personal information in it
<br />boz48730: your mom doesn't read it
<br />aSortaPrincess: she does
<br />aSortaPrincess: and i'm a role model
<br />boz48730: what personal?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i forget
<br />aSortaPrincess: about how i love benson
<br />boz48730: fine, well, I'll post it until you come up with a reason not to
<br />aSortaPrincess: no
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm off my game today!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm in a funk!
<br />boz48730: I'm lauging on the outside
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm serious
<br />boz48730: so
<br />aSortaPrincess: so
<br />aSortaPrincess: people might read it and think i'm boring
<br />aSortaPrincess: when really i'm exciting
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: i crack myself up
<br />boz48730: I'm about to gag fromlaughing
<br />aSortaPrincess: but really
<br />aSortaPrincess: gary sinise reads it
<br />boz48730: he is such a bastard
<br />aSortaPrincess: jonnie said it was a good idea that i stopped blogging
<br />boz48730: oh, yeah and I forgot tracey gold reads it just before she starts drinking
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaa
<br />boz48730: jonnie said that?
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's the REASON she drinks
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah
<br />aSortaPrincess: and I weeped
<br />boz48730: what were his reasons?
<br />aSortaPrincess: who needs reasons!
<br />aSortaPrincess: I'm weeping right now
<br />boz48730: he's just mad because he had a woodrow tonight
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm so hungry but it's so late if i eat i will have those nightmares about pamela smart
<br />aSortaPrincess: well whatever!
<br />boz48730: eat paste, it's light but filling and doesn't cause nightmares
<br />aSortaPrincess: i have no paste
<br />aSortaPrincess: if you don't post this i will make a post on RWBS
<br />boz48730: drano will work just as good
<br />aSortaPrincess: mmmm drano
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't tempt me
<br />boz48730: owwwwwwww my back hurts
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahahaha
<br />boz48730: no, I have to post this
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm sorry, i was substituting head for back
<br />aSortaPrincess: why
<br />boz48730: the world needs to know the truth
<br />aSortaPrincess: what truth is that
<br />boz48730: about you and gary sinesse
<br />aSortaPrincess: noooooo
<br />aSortaPrincess: gary made me sign a confidentiality agreement
<br />boz48730: I'll tell you what, I'll change your name from aSortaPrincess to belle
<br />aSortaPrincess: i will have to sell my organs and my cats to pay for the lawyers fees
<br />aSortaPrincess: No!
<br />aSortaPrincess: change it to something else
<br />aSortaPrincess: like gary sinise
<br />aSortaPrincess: then you can say you had a conversation with gary sinise!
<br />boz48730: is he threatening you>
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes, right now
<br />boz48730: he's got a knife to your throat, doesn't he
<br />boz48730: my dinner with gary sinise
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's the only way
<br />aSortaPrincess: the truth is
<br />aSortaPrincess: that time my ear was bleeding
<br />boz48730: that's settled, I'm going to bed as soon as I post my dinner with gary sinise
<br />aSortaPrincess: that was gary
<br />boz48730: the bastard!
<br />aSortaPrincess: are you weeping?
<br />boz48730: he probably said he was doing research for CSI New Hampshire, right
<br />boz48730: and needed a blood sample
<br />aSortaPrincess: i was so naive!
<br />aSortaPrincess: he said he had to swab my ear for dna
<br />boz48730: some people use their celebrity status for their own sick pleasures
<br />aSortaPrincess: well i won't when i'm a celebrity
<br />boz48730: yeah, that's what gary sinise said
<br />aSortaPrincess: gary sinise was born a celebrity
<br />aSortaPrincess: gary sinise and star jones work for the devil
<br />boz48730: wasn't he mikey from the life commercials?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no he was gary
<br />boz48730: gary the one who egged mikey on?
<br />boz48730: is he doing stuff to you now?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the one who put drano in mikey's life
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />aSortaPrincess: help me
<br />boz48730: don't make a video of it whatever it is
<br />aSortaPrincess: no?
<br />aSortaPrincess: gary doesn't show up on film
<br />boz48730: it's worse than I thought
<br />aSortaPrincess: you have no idea
<br />aSortaPrincess: and you thought you had it bad
<br />aSortaPrincess: so everyone hates you
<br />boz48730: that twisted bastard
<br />aSortaPrincess: atleast gary sinise isn't giving you the bad touch and bursting your ear drums
<br />aSortaPrincess: are you eating paste right now
<br />aSortaPrincess: and weeping?
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't cry boz
<br />boz48730: well, I really have to go to bed, say goodnight to gary for me, and tell him I really loved him in Ransom
<br />aSortaPrincess: will do
<br />boz48730: night
<br />aSortaPrincess: night
<br />boz48730: over and out
<br />aSortaPrincess: over!
<br />aSortaPrincess: roger!
<br />boz48730: don't call me roger
<br />aSortaPrincess: gary made me do it
<br />aSortaPrincess: goodnight
<br />boz48730: the bastard
<br />boz48730: night
<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-109592337717195060?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1095580785451248502004-09-19T03:59:00.000-04:002004-09-19T03:59:45.453-04:00My dinner with Belle #3Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 19 01:39:35 2004
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh no, I missed the anniversary?
<br />boz48730: yeah, there was tang and everything too!
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh man, i never miss out on tang!
<br />boz48730: oh well
<br />boz48730: where have you been?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm afraid you don't have the security clearance to hear that
<br />boz48730: I have a top secret clearance from my spy days in the air force that I never let lapse
<br />aSortaPrincess: what level?
<br />boz48730: top secret
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah, this is POP secret
<br />aSortaPrincess: was there cake?
<br />boz48730: nah, I only go up to Act II
<br />boz48730: there's always cake
<br />aSortaPrincess: have you tried that cinnabon popcorn
<br />boz48730: no, as wild as I get is kettle corn
<br />aSortaPrincess: i throw up on the inside just thinking about it
<br />aSortaPrincess: i was trying to take your trivia challenge
<br />boz48730: I think marci was killed in the hurricane
<br />aSortaPrincess: can i have her stuff?
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe I was killed in the hurricane
<br />aSortaPrincess: and that explains my absence
<br />boz48730: maybe you are marci
<br />boz48730: and that would explain why you want her stuff
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe
<br />boz48730: how did you do on the trivia, it's mostly old school stuff
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, i don't like midgets
<br />aSortaPrincess: i could only answer one
<br />aSortaPrincess: make that two
<br />boz48730: which one ... which two?
<br />aSortaPrincess: ok three
<br />boz48730: three is good
<br />aSortaPrincess: your zip code, dvl's name, and gothy grrl hahahahaha
<br />boz48730: duh, you should have gotten the first one right just by scrolling up to the top of the page
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh wait i knew that too
<br />aSortaPrincess: i missed that question
<br />aSortaPrincess: so who is the voice of your conscience
<br />boz48730: frank sinatra
<br />aSortaPrincess: and who is your illegitimate daughter
<br />boz48730: cacoa
<br />boz48730: four right, you might just win, hell, one right you might just win
<br />aSortaPrincess: what do i win!!!!!!!!!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i also know the pimpress one
<br />aSortaPrincess: can i have a puppy
<br />aSortaPrincess: a chocolate one
<br />boz48730: sure
<br />boz48730: why not
<br />boz48730: but if you get kicked out of your condo, don't come crying to me
<br />aSortaPrincess: i would too
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'd have to go live with mother boz
<br />boz48730: noooooooo
<br />boz48730: nooooooooooooooooooo
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't fight it
<br />boz48730: I slept all day today
<br />aSortaPrincess: i bet i have you beat
<br />aSortaPrincess: i got up at 7:30pm!
<br />boz48730: geez
<br />aSortaPrincess: i have been comatose lately
<br />boz48730: all night bender?
<br />boz48730: shock treatment?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i went to bed at noon
<br />boz48730: lobotomy?
<br />boz48730: noon today or noon yesterday?
<br />aSortaPrincess: noon today
<br />aSortaPrincess: i had just flown in from my secret assignment in bangladesh
<br />boz48730: did you see that kid that george harrison adopted?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm worried i have the rat poisoning
<br />aSortaPrincess: i can play a george harrison song on the clarinet
<br />boz48730: which one
<br />aSortaPrincess: i've got my mind set on you
<br />boz48730: no, which george harrison
<br />aSortaPrincess: there's more than one?
<br />boz48730: well, not anymore
<br />boz48730: at least not living
<br />aSortaPrincess: you're not concerned that i have the rat poisoning?
<br />boz48730: they made two videos of that song
<br />aSortaPrincess: am i in one?
<br />boz48730: "THE" rat poisioning?
<br />boz48730: yeah, you're in the clarinet version
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes THE
<br />aSortaPrincess: am i wearing a jean skirt?
<br />boz48730: now?
<br />aSortaPrincess: I also think I have the leukemia of the right knee
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, in the video
<br />boz48730: what am I the amazing randi???
<br />aSortaPrincess: do people still wear jean skirts?
<br />boz48730: yeah, i saw a girl today wearing one
<br />aSortaPrincess: you're probably wearing one
<br />aSortaPrincess: it doesn't count if you had traveled back in time
<br />boz48730: no, but I could put one on if it would amuse you
<br />aSortaPrincess: you have one handy?
<br />boz48730: one?
<br />boz48730: haha, try a closet full
<br />aSortaPrincess: two?
<br />aSortaPrincess: a tupperware full you mean
<br />boz48730: bite me
<br />aSortaPrincess: the plot thickens
<br />boz48730: I really did see a girl in a jean skirt today
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe it was me from the past visiting
<br />aSortaPrincess: did i have a clarinet?
<br />boz48730: she was listening to hall and oates
<br />aSortaPrincess: maneater?
<br />aSortaPrincess: it really was me
<br />aSortaPrincess: you were visited from the ghost of belle past
<br />boz48730: yeah, it could have been you, I thought it was a machine gun case, but it could have held a clarinet
<br />boz48730: and a maching gun
<br />aSortaPrincess: i couldn't afford a case
<br />aSortaPrincess: or a clarinet
<br />aSortaPrincess: i built mine out of dryer lint and sticks from the woods mikey and i started on fire
<br />boz48730: did you tie a rope around it and sling it over your back like the hippie jonnies used to do?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wore it as a necklace
<br />boz48730: I turn all my dryer lint in at the hospital they use it as sterile gauze
<br />boz48730: it's a community hospital
<br />boz48730: it all helps
<br />boz48730: if mikey were to show up at your door tonight would you invite him in for Boggle?
<br />aSortaPrincess: that depends
<br />aSortaPrincess: if cher was w ith him or not
<br />boz48730: mom, my head hurts
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: that makes me laugh every time!
<br />boz48730: the classics never go out of style
<br />aSortaPrincess: what is super granny
<br />boz48730: I beg your pardon?
<br />aSortaPrincess: never mind
<br />aSortaPrincess: i was looking at the AIM games
<br />boz48730: oh
<br />boz48730: I'm on trillian not aim
<br />aSortaPrincess: well aren't you special!!!!
<br />boz48730: all the kids at the cool table are on trillian
<br />aSortaPrincess: i hear music when there isn't any music
<br />aSortaPrincess: i probably have some rare form of tinnitus that causes me to hear ashlee simpson and bach instead of ringing
<br />boz48730: I have tinnitus
<br />aSortaPrincess: do you really?
<br />boz48730: yep
<br />boz48730: answer the damn phone!
<br />boz48730: oh, nevermind
<br />aSortaPrincess: that doesn't mean you have tinnitus!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i hear the phone all the time too
<br />aSortaPrincess: but usually it is really ringing
<br />boz48730: well I don't operate a sex line so I wouldn't really know about that
<br />aSortaPrincess: did you receive a blow to the head?
<br />aSortaPrincess: that is sometimes the cause of tinnitus
<br />boz48730: tonight?
<br />aSortaPrincess: any night
<br />boz48730: no, but I did stare charlie down from the wrong end of a bayonet, could that cause it?
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe you take too much asprin
<br />boz48730: I don't take aspirin
<br />aSortaPrincess: liar!
<br />aSortaPrincess: an asprin a day!
<br />boz48730: I use pamprin
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should switch to midol
<br />boz48730: I use that too
<br />boz48730: and you know it does help with the cramping
<br />aSortaPrincess: does it help with the mood swings?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i usually just kill someone, that helps
<br />boz48730: mood rings... mood rings?
<br />aSortaPrincess: you DO have tinnitus
<br />boz48730: did you ever have a mood ring?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wish i had one now
<br />aSortaPrincess: i used to put mine in the freezer
<br />boz48730: I had earth shoes but no mood ring
<br />aSortaPrincess: earth shoes?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the arch nemesis of moon boots?
<br />boz48730: you don't know what earth shoes are?
<br />aSortaPrincess: nope
<br />boz48730: they were popular back in the seventies, they were supposed to help your posture,
<br />aSortaPrincess: likely story
<br />boz48730: they still sell them too
<br />aSortaPrincess: they still sell crack too
<br />boz48730: I'm trying to find a picture
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think i just blew out my left ear drum
<br />boz48730: you're a walking grey's anatomy aren't you
<br />aSortaPrincess: GRAY!
<br />boz48730: whatever
<br />aSortaPrincess: i've killed for less
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm a descendent of henry gray
<br />boz48730: who is he?
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/good-earth/divine1.jpg)http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/good-earth/divine1.jpg
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: those are cute
<br />aSortaPrincess: put them on with your jean skirt
<br />boz48730: they look nicer now, newer styles
<br />boz48730: no, with my bellbottom cords, snap button cowboy shirt and my jean jacket
<br />boz48730: this is the kind I had!!!
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8131665227&rd=1#ebayphotohosting)http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8131665227&rd=1#ebayphotohosting
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: i like the other ones better
<br />boz48730: well, yeah, these are thirty years old
<br />aSortaPrincess: so you wore a size5 womens
<br />boz48730: only on crossdressing night
<br />boz48730: I think I'll bid on them
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah you totally should. and then you should bid on a wig too
<br />aSortaPrincess: did you hear macaulay culkin was arrested for being a crack whore
<br />boz48730: damn, I was just thinking about him
<br />aSortaPrincess: marijuanna actually
<br />aSortaPrincess: i can't even spell marijaunananjajaklfjilasjdflka hahahaha
<br />boz48730: his movie was on tonight, or was it last night
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think they should let him go
<br />aSortaPrincess: it should be a law that you have to BE on drugs to travel through oklahoma city
<br />boz48730: why was he there?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no one knows
<br />aSortaPrincess: it is one the worlds greatest mysteries
<br />boz48730: his ex wifes movie was on tonight
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think what happened was he was abducted by aliens
<br />boz48730: the one where she spends all her time naked and on the toilet
<br />aSortaPrincess: what's it called?
<br />boz48730: Bully
<br />boz48730: it was on IFC
<br />boz48730: actually the part she played could very easily been based on you
<br />aSortaPrincess: what!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't spend all day on the toilet!
<br />boz48730: she was the brains behind the murder
<br />boz48730: she manipulated the rest of the gang
<br />boz48730: it was a good movie
<br />boz48730: rent it
<br />boz48730: buy it
<br />boz48730: steal it
<br />boz48730: **** says gene siskal
<br />aSortaPrincess: gene is dead!
<br />aSortaPrincess: you won't fool me again with that!
<br />boz48730: poor gene
<br />aSortaPrincess: so do you think i could be the brains behind a murder
<br />boz48730: again?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />boz48730: well, you did mastermind the pamela smart thing, didn't you?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wish!
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't mind the blood pouring out of my left ear please
<br />aSortaPrincess: I don't think I could manipulate the crowd
<br />aSortaPrincess: no one ever believes me anymore
<br />boz48730: stick some kleenex in your ear, it always helps me
<br />aSortaPrincess: I'm about to stick a hammer in there
<br />boz48730: you have a hammer handy?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />boz48730: I should buy a pair of earth shoes, the original 70's hippie earth shoe
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8132210028&tc=photo)http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8132210028&tc=photo
<br />boz48730: 19.99 buy it now
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't they make them in any other colors?
<br />aSortaPrincess: like pink?
<br />aSortaPrincess: that isn't your color
<br />boz48730: the only one in my size though
<br />aSortaPrincess: well ok
<br />aSortaPrincess: but what if you catch something
<br />boz48730: you mean they aren't new?
<br />boz48730: forget it!!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: I can see it now
<br />aSortaPrincess: it will end badly, you having to get your foot cut off
<br />boz48730: this is making me all nostalgic, I feel like watching Welcome Back Kotter
<br />aSortaPrincess: and the surgeon will be that inmate mother boz is trying to set you up with
<br />boz48730: now they wore earth shoes!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wonder if welcome back kotter is out on dvd
<br />boz48730: it's on vhs on ebay
<br />boz48730: no dvd but it is on beta!
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: the vhs on ebay is someone's personal copy
<br />boz48730: my sister had a beta max player, it was as big as a volkswagon
<br />boz48730: guess what is on dvd???
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000ZMH92.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000ZMH92.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
<br />boz48730: it looks like a michael jackson slumber party!
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: why do they have ice cream
<br />boz48730: they are at the diner
<br />aSortaPrincess: that's scary
<br />boz48730: Rob's place
<br />aSortaPrincess: is this the same diner whoopi took the crazy interrupted girls to for ice cream
<br />aSortaPrincess: how do i get there
<br />boz48730: practice
<br />aSortaPrincess: mapquest me some directions
<br />boz48730: I think Re-Run rode the short bus with Corky
<br />boz48730: you know Dee is a vet
<br />boz48730: she fought in Desert Storm
<br />boz48730: nah, she's a veteranarian
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
<br />boz48730: Dy-nooooooooo-mite
<br />boz48730: my uncle used to call me Dynomite after JJ
<br />aSortaPrincess: did he really
<br />boz48730: yep
<br />aSortaPrincess: before or after the bad touch
<br />boz48730: during
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: excellent
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think that guy is cute
<br />boz48730: which one
<br />aSortaPrincess: the dad guy
<br />boz48730: john amos
<br />aSortaPrincess: OJ
<br />aSortaPrincess: does he have famous cookies?
<br />boz48730: hahaha
<br />boz48730: how come janet jackson isn't pictured?
<br />aSortaPrincess: she had a wardrobe malfunction
<br />boz48730: Dy-nooooooooooooo-mite!
<br />boz48730: did you know that Jay Leno and David Letterman both used to work for Jimmie Walker as joke writers
<br />boz48730: I used to have hair like the blonde guy
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
<br />aSortaPrincess: there is no blonde guy
<br />aSortaPrincess: is this a joke
<br />aSortaPrincess: you had an afro?
<br />boz48730: no, hutch!
<br />boz48730: keepup
<br />aSortaPrincess: I'm trying
<br />boz48730: it's the ear thing, right
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />aSortaPrincess: totally throwing off my balance
<br />boz48730: hutch is wearing earth shoes too
<br />aSortaPrincess: you sent me the wrong link too
<br />aSortaPrincess: so it's your fault i can't see
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00018D3RI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00018D3RI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
<br />boz48730: that should work
<br />aSortaPrincess: i do see a striking resemblance now
<br />aSortaPrincess: do you have a jean jacket
<br />aSortaPrincess: to wear with your jean skirt
<br />boz48730: i did
<br />boz48730: but it was more form fitting than hutch's
<br />boz48730: but I did have a leather jacket just like starsky's
<br />aSortaPrincess: move over bacon, it's time for SIZZLElean!
<br />boz48730: but I never wore the collar of my shirt over the collar of my jacket
<br />aSortaPrincess: i just saw a listmania on amazon that said "tv for people who like to be challenged" but i thought it said "tv for people who are challenged"
<br />aSortaPrincess: that explains a lot then
<br />boz48730: unless I was drunk or in a hurry
<br />boz48730: I love the amazon listmania's
<br />aSortaPrincess: you looked more like one of these guys
<br />aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008EY6N.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008EY6N.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
<br />aSortaPrincess: i used to have hair like the girl in the middle here
<br />boz48730: no I didn't, my other uncle used to call me Hutch, all the time
<br />boz48730: what girl?
<br />aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001ZMWYG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001ZMWYG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahaha
<br />boz48730: mmmmmmm lynda carter
<br />boz48730: with a y
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow even when she was on charlie's angels farrah fawcett looked like she could kill her kids while rocking out to duran duran
<br />boz48730: this is as much fun as infomercials
<br />aSortaPrincess: i miss the man with the big saggy breasts holding up jack lalanne though
<br />boz48730: john ritter?
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: RIP
<br />boz48730: his wife and kids are suing the hosptia;
<br />boz48730: l
<br />aSortaPrincess: they are?
<br />aSortaPrincess: his son is on that show with the girl that talks to god
<br />boz48730: ???
<br />aSortaPrincess: what are they suing for?
<br />boz48730: his wife was the crystal bernards sister on Wings
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah I know that
<br />aSortaPrincess: now she is going to have an affair with fonzie
<br />boz48730: for money
<br />boz48730: poor crystal
<br />aSortaPrincess: is she dead too
<br />
<br />boz48730: no, but didn't she used to date fonzie too
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should get a cowboy hat to wear with your earth shoes and jean skirt and jacket combo
<br />aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001WTWXI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001WTWXI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
<br />boz48730: I always wanted a cowbot hat
<br />aSortaPrincess: i have a feeling it is only a matter of time unti crystal bernard becomes a lifetime movie
<br />aSortaPrincess: i always wanted to be daisy
<br />boz48730: but more like the kind Hoss wore on Bonanza
<br />boz48730: tell me those two aren't gay
<br />aSortaPrincess: they aren't gay
<br />boz48730: they could have been extras in the Al Pacino movie Cruising
<br />boz48730: they never had dates, did they?
<br />aSortaPrincess: bo is married
<br />boz48730: sure that stuff is legal in hawaii
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: to a woman!
<br />aSortaPrincess: he is on smallville now
<br />boz48730: I never understood why daisy duke wore pantyhose with her daisy dukes, she even wore pantyhose to bed
<br />aSortaPrincess: you have a fetish for that don't you
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe she had vericose veins
<br />boz48730: I have a fetish for vericose veins
<br />boz48730: it's the latest plastic surgery rage in hollywood
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe she had prosthesis and the pantyhose were keeping it on
<br />boz48730: I read where sarah michelle geller just had some vericose vein implants
<br />boz48730: you have a prothesis fetish don't you
<br />aSortaPrincess: who doesn't
<br />boz48730: paul mccartney does
<br />aSortaPrincess: paul mccartney IS a prosthesis
<br />boz48730: I thought he was antithesis
<br />aSortaPrincess: anti something!
<br />boz48730: he's still my favorite beatle
<br />aSortaPrincess: I'll be sure to let him know
<br />boz48730: he's a client of yours?
<br />boz48730: I bet he makes you talk like yoko ono
<br />aSortaPrincess: like I don't already talk like yoko ono
<br />boz48730: your time in the white slave trade in tokyo wasn't a waste after all
<br />aSortaPrincess: all i know is in the middle of the phone sex he got kinda upset when i tried to throw in how i could play a george harrison song on my clarinet
<br />aSortaPrincess: i make the most of any situation
<br />boz48730: he probably thought you said you played george harrison's clarinet
<br />boz48730: wink wink
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />boz48730: I hope this will amuse your anonymous commenter
<br />aSortaPrincess: you shouldn't post it
<br />aSortaPrincess: someone hates me!
<br />boz48730: someone?
<br />aSortaPrincess: who is it?
<br />aSortaPrincess: you?
<br />aSortaPrincess: ok, everyone
<br />boz48730: it's martin sheen's wife
<br />boz48730: afro sheen
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />boz48730: that is her name, isn't it?
<br />aSortaPrincess: nope
<br />aSortaPrincess: Janet
<br />aSortaPrincess: Janet Jackson Sheen
<br />boz48730: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<br />boz48730: liar
<br />aSortaPrincess: who is it though
<br />boz48730: did you see the art pictures I posted on buzznet
<br />aSortaPrincess: not yet
<br />boz48730: the anonymous commenter?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />boz48730: I think it's either pee wee herman or gallagher
<br />aSortaPrincess: you mean the pictures of your hands
<br />boz48730: no, the newer ones
<br />aSortaPrincess: the shaving ones?
<br />boz48730: yeah
<br />boz48730: and the foggy mirror one
<br />aSortaPrincess: you look like you are in pain
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should submit those to LIFE
<br />boz48730: when am I not in pain
<br />boz48730: i could win a pulitzer for the foggy mirror b&w
<br />aSortaPrincess: that is pretty good
<br />aSortaPrincess: I will nominate you
<br />boz48730: life cereal?
<br />aSortaPrincess: mikey likes it
<br />boz48730: cher's mikey?
<br />aSortaPrincess: oiafjioejfoiajf
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh my god
<br />boz48730: it always comes back to mikey with you, doesn't it
<br />aSortaPrincess: you won't believe this but i swear it's true
<br />boz48730: mikey just dropped by!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i was just looking to see why emilio and charlie were spazzing out
<br />aSortaPrincess: my cats are playing with matches!
<br />boz48730: bad kitties
<br />boz48730: bad
<br />aSortaPrincess: that's hysterical
<br />boz48730: they've been spending too much time with the catnip monkey of doom
<br />aSortaPrincess: there is nothing left of the catnip mokey of doom
<br />boz48730: not even the tail?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the tail is the first thing to go
<br />boz48730: damn
<br />aSortaPrincess: you went camping in the park?
<br />boz48730: no
<br />boz48730: i went picture taking in the park
<br />aSortaPrincess: why is there a park for refugee children there
<br />aSortaPrincess: AND WHERE ARE ALL THE CHILDREN
<br />aSortaPrincess: your buzznet reads like a murder mystery
<br />boz48730: this sounds like an episode of twilight zone
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe it is
<br />aSortaPrincess: where is your stalker
<br />boz48730: oh, the buzznet stalker
<br />boz48730: she is on hiatus, she was stalking everyone, not just me
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh
<br />aSortaPrincess: she wasnt' stalking me
<br />boz48730: everyone on buzznet
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am on buzznet
<br />boz48730: did you see the pic of the exericse area of the county jail?
<br />aSortaPrincess: No!
<br />boz48730: then maybe you are the one doing the stalking
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?p=2&id=520023)http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?p=2&id=520023
<br />aSortaPrincess: is her name xxxxxxxxxxx
<br />boz48730: no
<br />aSortaPrincess: who were you visiting
<br />aSortaPrincess: that man mother boz set you up with?
<br />boz48730: no, I was visiting mother boz
<br />aSortaPrincess: ok listen boz
<br />boz48730: ok
<br />aSortaPrincess: i see all these pictures of children's parks and stuff
<br />aSortaPrincess: BUT NO CHILDREN
<br />aSortaPrincess: what is going on over there at the refugee camp
<br />aSortaPrincess: who is yyyyyy
<br />boz48730: you don't see the children?
<br />aSortaPrincess: umm no
<br />boz48730: the children are everywhere
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha noooo!
<br />boz48730: she is the 16 year old girl who said I was 'awesome"
<br />aSortaPrincess: she really likes you
<br />aSortaPrincess: you post a pic of keys and she says "i wish i had keys like that"
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: that is hysterical
<br />boz48730: I make her call me gramps
<br />boz48730: don't make fun now
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<br />boz48730: cause I got really nice keys
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow i just looked at her buzznet
<br />boz48730: yeah, all pervy and stuff
<br />aSortaPrincess: kids these days!
<br />boz48730: look at all the pervs leaving pervy comments too
<br />aSortaPrincess: nah, i got bored
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am only interested in seeing pictures of child refugees
<br />boz48730: that happens a lot with you
<br />boz48730: it's a HARBOR OF REFUGE, not refugees!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow, aren't we excitable
<br />aSortaPrincess: i can call it whatever i like
<br />boz48730: oh, can you no
<br />boz48730: now
<br />aSortaPrincess: i like my version better
<br />boz48730: think of the children!
<br />aSortaPrincess: doesn't matter since they ARENT THERE
<br />boz48730: they are there
<br />aSortaPrincess: uh huh
<br />boz48730: you have to believe
<br />boz48730: do you believe???
<br />aSortaPrincess: no ronald mcdonald, i don't believe in magic
<br />boz48730: they are all at a pool party at yyyyyy's house
<br />aSortaPrincess: damn
<br />boz48730: weren't invited, were you
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am not a refugee like everyone else in East Taiwan
<br />boz48730: hahahaha
<br />boz48730: hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
<br />boz48730: ah go to Bangor for Boggle
<br />aSortaPrincess: what?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no hablo
<br />boz48730: and you'd better put a smoke alarm over the kitty litter box
<br />aSortaPrincess: i took the matches away
<br />boz48730: and the bic lighter under their bed?
<br />boz48730: you didn't know about that, did you
<br />aSortaPrincess: they don't have a bed
<br />aSortaPrincess: i lock them in the bathroom at night
<br />boz48730: dude! that is so evil
<br />aSortaPrincess: i put a night light in there
<br />boz48730: sure, to ease your conscious, damn if it helps the cats any
<br />boz48730: conscinsce
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think they like it
<br />boz48730: guilt
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's a big room really
<br />boz48730: yeah, I bet in the morning you find the two of them huddled together for protection from the evil one eyed beast in the corner
<br />aSortaPrincess: why is my neighbor in the corner?
<br />aSortaPrincess: they usually are huddled together though
<br />aSortaPrincess: but i think they just love each other
<br />boz48730: the cats and the neighbor?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i have to do it anyway, otherwise they are trouble
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't tell ASPCA on me
<br />boz48730: do they protest?
<br />aSortaPrincess: or i will tell them you collect refugee children
<br />aSortaPrincess: sometimes
<br />aSortaPrincess: they run away when i try to get them
<br />aSortaPrincess: if i just had charlie i would let him sleep with me
<br />boz48730: oh sure
<br />boz48730: that's what heidi said
<br />aSortaPrincess: but emilio is trouble and together, forget it, they just jump on my head and stuff
<br />aSortaPrincess: and i bet she wasn't the only one
<br />boz48730: It's late
<br />aSortaPrincess: i only sleep for like one hour a night anyway, i dont want it to be disrupted
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes it is!
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't post this since i named names!
<br />boz48730: time to put your cats in the gas chamber, I mean the bathroom for the night
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's better than burying them in the backyard
<br />boz48730: i guess
<br />boz48730: I'm posting this,
<br />aSortaPrincess: you can't
<br />boz48730: why not
<br />aSortaPrincess: i named names of all your buzznet friends
<br />boz48730: so, like they'd read this?
<br />aSortaPrincess: they will when i email it to them
<br />boz48730: then it doesn't matter, does it
<br />aSortaPrincess: FINE!
<br />aSortaPrincess: edit it out
<br />boz48730: I will, I'll give them fake identities
<br />aSortaPrincess: edit everything except for your love of refugee camps
<br />aSortaPrincess: ok
<br />aSortaPrincess: I'm going to bed
<br />boz48730: don't make me start singing tom petty songs
<br />boz48730: goodnight belle
<br />aSortaPrincess: night boz!
<br />boz48730: night
<br />Session Close (aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 19 03:55:31 2004
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<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-109558078545124850?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1095141627655729282004-09-14T01:59:00.000-04:002004-09-14T02:00:27.656-04:00My afternoon snack with RosaSession Start (MSN - boz:kitty): Tue Sep 14 01:30:35 2004
<br />kitty: told ya
<br />kitty: see im here.. at home
<br />boz: liar
<br />kitty: shutup
<br />boz: how do I know it's you
<br />kitty: rolo polo?
<br />boz: who?
<br />kitty: rosa posa
<br />boz: this is your grandfather, isn't it
<br />kitty: *incoherant rambling*
<br />boz: rosa!!!!
<br />boz: I knew it was you
<br />kitty: fuck u!
<br />
<br />kitty: :)
<br />boz: you've always been so sweet to me
<br />kitty: yeah... as sweet as vinegar
<br />boz: vinegar tits!
<br />kitty: stop talking about my mams like that
<br />kitty: thats what trolly calls em
<br />kitty: "mams"
<br />kitty: lol
<br />boz: you should get a job as a matron in a women's prison
<br />kitty: no!
<br />kitty: i waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good looking for that
<br />boz: and change your name to vera
<br />kitty: aloe vera
<br />boz: vinegar tits vera
<br />kitty: not me!
<br />kitty: never!
<br />
<br />boz: man, a woman just had her eyelids cut off
<br />kitty: huh?
<br />boz: but it's only a movie
<br />kitty: phew!
<br />
<br />kitty: that'd be painful
<br />kitty: how are u bozzie?
<br />boz: not if you were dead
<br />boz: I is good
<br />kitty: coolo
<br />boz: it's winter down there, isn't it
<br />boz: answer me dammit!!!!
<br />kitty: no spring
<br />boz: hey, I've seen a couple aussie movies in the past week
<br />kitty: esplain
<br />boz: Fortress starring Rachel Ward
<br />kitty: nope
<br />boz: yep
<br />kitty: what else
<br />boz: she is a school teacher who is kidnapped along with all her pupils
<br />kitty: where?
<br />boz: in the outback
<br />boz: I think
<br />kitty: ok
<br />boz: a country school, they say it was based on a true story
<br />kitty: iiiiiiiiiiiinteresting
<br />kitty: what else
<br />boz: the hard word with guy pearce and rachel griffiths
<br />kitty: ive been ,meaning to see that
<br />kitty: should i bother>
<br />kitty: ??
<br />
<br />boz: ehhhh, kind of slow moving for an action movie
<br />kitty: ok
<br />boz: rachel griffiths was blond and she was supposed to be sexy
<br />kitty: and?
<br />boz: didn't work
<br />kitty: oops
<br />kitty: her bad
<br />boz: yeah, she's cute enough when she's normal, but no blonde bombshell
<br />kitty: hmmmmm i see your point
<br />kitty: ive changed some settings on me blogoroonie
<br />boz: what did you do?
<br />kitty: not much
<br />boz: I thought you were going to make a big change
<br />kitty: i will prolly in the school hols
<br />kitty: i just cant find anything i really like
<br />boz: when is the holiday?
<br />kitty: one week after this
<br />boz: how long?
<br />kitty: two weeks i think
<br />boz: that's pretty good
<br />boz: are the cleaners still on strike at school?
<br />kitty: yeah im pretty burned out
<br />kitty: nup
<br />kitty: they came back yesterday
<br />boz: I bet they had a mess to clean up
<br />boz: did you help them?
<br />kitty: yeah they still havent caught up
<br />boz: are the tards back?
<br />kitty: mmmhmmm
<br />kitty: :)
<br />
<br />kitty: did u sense how carefree i was last week
<br />kitty: lol
<br />boz: and the gay footie tecacher, have you molested him yet?
<br />boz: teacher
<br />kitty: not GAY
<br />
<br />kitty: he has been sick the last two days
<br />boz: whatever
<br />boz: probably on holiday with his gay lover
<br />kitty: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<br />kitty: no no
<br />boz: there is nothing wrong with it
<br />kitty: come to think of it i would much rather he didnt want to go out with me becaquse he is gay than because i repulsive
<br />kitty: i * am repulsive
<br />boz: or illiterate
<br />kitty: bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllegh
<br />kitty: where is the new blog of yours
<br />kitty: the chatwars one
<br />boz: oh hold on
<br />boz: (Link: http://chatwars.blogspot.com/)http://chatwars.blogspot.com/
<br />boz: there ya go, you are on it
<br />boz: I'm thinking about making some anonymous comments about you
<br />kitty: (Link: http://www.blogger.com/templates/moto_ms/sample.html)http://www.blogger.com/templates/moto_ms/sample.html
<br />kitty: whaddaya mean
<br />boz: stalker type comments
<br />boz: that is awfully pink
<br />kitty: i know
<br />kitty: stalker comments where/
<br />boz: in the comments on chatwars
<br />kitty: ok whatever
<br />boz: what about this is so hard to understand?
<br />kitty: sorry
<br />kitty: im dehydrated
<br />boz: you are not
<br />boz: not sorry
<br />kitty: i really like that pink one
<br />boz: you may be dehydrated
<br />kitty: blah blah
<br />boz: you can take any of them and make them pink
<br />kitty: i know but thats ALREADY done for a busy working mum like me
<br />boz: jane doe is kind of cute, don't you think
<br />kitty: yeah... she is dead
<br />boz: so sad
<br />boz: too bad
<br />kitty: meow?
<br />boz: do they call dead corpses jane does down there too
<br />kitty: lol
<br />boz: as opposed to live corpses
<br />kitty: mmmmmmmm.. to much CSO here
<br />kitty: lol
<br />kitty: CSI
<br />
<br />boz: they fired two of the stars on that show
<br />kitty: which ones? john and jane?
<br />boz: the younger woman and the younger guy
<br />kitty: oh right!
<br />kitty: (puzzled)
<br />kitty: so rwbs has been kinda dead lately
<br />boz: it always is on the weekend
<br />kitty: oh yeah
<br />kitty: i foorgetted
<br />boz: and since sandra has been visting nacho jonnie, neither of them spend much time there
<br />kitty: yeah
<br />kitty: theyre too busy bonking
<br />kitty: i think ill use that template
<br />kitty: the pink one
<br />boz: you mean boinking
<br />kitty: booooooooooooink
<br />kitty: u know those germans they love sex
<br />kitty: i saw it in a movie once
<br />kitty: about a rich bored housewife and a pool cleaner
<br />boz: jonnie told me they were cyber sexing one time and he almost killed himself
<br />kitty: ?
<br />boz: he fell over or something
<br />kitty: lol
<br />kitty: woops
<br />boz: ohhh, yeah I saw that movie too
<br />kitty: uhoh
<br />kitty: i think i need to go go go
<br />boz: welcome to woop woop
<br />kitty: yeap
<br />kitty: ciao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-109514162765572928?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1094975679327697412004-09-12T03:53:00.000-04:002004-09-12T03:54:39.326-04:00My Dinner With Belle: Part 2Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 12 02:15:59 2004
<br />aSortaPrincess: jessica simpson is on the proactiv infomercial
<br />aSortaPrincess: and so is vanessa williams
<br />aSortaPrincess: and i think i just saw emmanuel lewis
<br />boz48730: what is proactiv?
<br />aSortaPrincess: geez boz
<br />boz48730: in the apartment complex?
<br />boz48730: what geez?
<br />aSortaPrincess: in my living room, watching the infomercial
<br />aSortaPrincess: he called me ma'am
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's that acne medication or something
<br />boz48730: oh, i thought it was that male penile enhacement thing
<br />aSortaPrincess: claudia swiffer too
<br />boz48730: I have no idea who she is
<br />boz48730: did she invent the swiffer cleaning system?
<br />aSortaPrincess: No, you're thinking of florence henderson
<br />boz48730: I'm ALWAYS thinking of florence henderson!!!
<br />boz48730: I mean who could I not?
<br />boz48730: how not who
<br />aSortaPrincess: she is on the proactiv infomercial too
<br />aSortaPrincess: said she used to have major acne
<br />boz48730: that was my commanding officer Major Rance Acne
<br />aSortaPrincess: but for 39.95 a month and some good sex from greg brady it all went away
<br />boz48730: love his 'fro
<br />aSortaPrincess: I would change my name
<br />boz48730: to what?
<br />aSortaPrincess: Judith LIght
<br />boz48730: is she still the boss?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wonder why tony danza isn't on the infomercial, they must have had a fallilng out
<br />boz48730: tony danza is so lucky that every character he has ever played has been named tony
<br />aSortaPrincess: coincidence?
<br />aSortaPrincess: I think not
<br />boz48730: divine intervention?
<br />aSortaPrincess: judith light intervention
<br />boz48730: I have an australian movie on starring rachel griffiths and guy pearce
<br />boz48730: she is such a slut
<br />aSortaPrincess: welcome to woop woop?
<br />boz48730: no, the hard word
<br />boz48730: that was on yesterday, woop woop
<br />aSortaPrincess: I know, saw that
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's on all the time
<br />boz48730: the classics should always be on
<br />boz48730: I'm getting might sick of an american wedding
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should just change the channel and watch the proactiv infomercial, it's much more entertaining
<br />boz48730: what channel?
<br />boz48730: because I am all over judith light
<br />aSortaPrincess: FX
<br />aSortaPrincess: Judith Light just gave a shot out to you!
<br />boz48730: got it, hey I've only got six minutes to order
<br />aSortaPrincess: hurry up then
<br />boz48730: is that the vanessa williams who got her miss america crown stripped because she stripped?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yep
<br />aSortaPrincess: this is like a low budget porno/informercial
<br />boz48730: how can she show her face after such a fiasco?
<br />aSortaPrincess: you missed jessica simpson washing her face in slow mo
<br />boz48730: is that oj's daughter?
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: could be
<br />boz48730: the one that hates him and wants to kill him
<br />aSortaPrincess: I think that is nicole
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh wait, no that was his wife
<br />boz48730: what was her name?
<br />boz48730: guthny ranker?
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh god nooooooooooooo
<br />aSortaPrincess: celine dion
<br />boz48730: where?
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow, this is too weird, look at this
<br />boz48730: is she emmanuel's date?
<br />aSortaPrincess: BJ/MJ says:
<br /> i like Boz's blog too
<br />boz48730: huh?
<br />boz48730: who is bj/mj?
<br />aSortaPrincess: that is weird, a friend of mine, she just threw that in there randomly
<br />aSortaPrincess: Celine Dion and emmanuel lewis are fighting
<br />boz48730: like danny bonaduce and greg brady did on fox?
<br />boz48730: I want a derma peel
<br />aSortaPrincess: the truth is I invented derma peel
<br />aSortaPrincess: ewww
<br />boz48730: she is the most beautiful woman in america, for sure
<br />aSortaPrincess: she is scary
<br />boz48730: I know
<br />aSortaPrincess: why is she so tan
<br />boz48730: her face is hideous!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i want to hide from her
<br />aSortaPrincess: how is that guy talking to her
<br />boz48730: I want to give her a clue
<br />boz48730: he is a world famous plastic surgeon
<br />aSortaPrincess: why doesnt' he help her
<br />aSortaPrincess: or himself
<br />boz48730: I think she's had a bit too much plastic surgery
<br />boz48730: she has two caterpillars for eyebrows
<br />aSortaPrincess: I'm not sure she's had enough
<br />aSortaPrincess: I saw that nip/tuck show for the first time the other night and the plastic surgeon was having sex with a doll
<br />boz48730: they need an informercial for getting rid of rashes, i think I have one
<br />boz48730: is that the fx show?
<br />boz48730: hey, they stole that from me!
<br />boz48730: I do like her dress though, it looks like my mothers kitchen curtain
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am getting a rash from watching her
<br />aSortaPrincess: that actual patient is frightening
<br />boz48730: phone!!!
<br />boz48730: my mother just called, her kitchen curtain is missing
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe mother boz would like a derma peel
<br />boz48730: she does get her stache waxed at the beauty parlor
<br />aSortaPrincess: by the criminal?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the guy she wants to set you up with?
<br />boz48730: that woman was wearing lip gloss to bed
<br />boz48730: the criminals mother
<br />boz48730: she doesn't want to sit me up with a guy!
<br />aSortaPrincess: are you sure?
<br />aSortaPrincess: that's not what i heard
<br />boz48730: I dunno, has she told you anything?
<br />boz48730: hey, dammit, that was a one time thing, and I was drunk
<br />aSortaPrincess: she said she wants to find you a felix
<br />boz48730: that doctor looks kind of cute
<br />aSortaPrincess: russell kanner?
<br />boz48730: he looks like his makeup was done at a funeral parlor
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: by judith light
<br />boz48730: seriously
<br />aSortaPrincess: a drunk judith light
<br />boz48730: I loved her retrospective on Lifetime the channel for women
<br />aSortaPrincess: no wonder mother boz wants to set you up with a criminal
<br />aSortaPrincess: that lady's last name was stranger
<br />boz48730: yeah, I saw that
<br />boz48730: the woman in the kitchen curtain is starting to look more attractive the later it gets
<br />aSortaPrincess: she's even starting to look attractive to me
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think it's sublimal something
<br />boz48730: I wonder if she wears her miss usa sash and crown to bed?
<br />boz48730: I know I would
<br />aSortaPrincess: i would wear mine everywhere
<br />aSortaPrincess: high heels too
<br />boz48730: all of a sudden I have a need for a sash
<br />aSortaPrincess: i bet they sell them at dollar general
<br />boz48730: I'd wear flats
<br />boz48730: I'll check tomorrow
<br />boz48730: why are they wearing the green things on their eyes?
<br />aSortaPrincess: duh
<br />aSortaPrincess: they are aliens
<br />aSortaPrincess: plus if you get derma peel in your eyes you DIE
<br />boz48730: now she is cute
<br />boz48730: but I could never love a woman with a derm and peel
<br />aSortaPrincess: boz, that's just not right
<br />boz48730: the love thing?
<br />aSortaPrincess: prejudice rears it's ugly head
<br />aSortaPrincess: that you can't love a woman with a derma peel
<br />aSortaPrincess: we should order this stuff and take before and after photos and do our own infomercial
<br />boz48730: that has put a kibosh on many budding relationships for me
<br />aSortaPrincess: of course when i say we i mean you
<br />boz48730: sure, I'm game
<br />aSortaPrincess: I can see how it might interfere
<br />boz48730: and when i say sure I'm game
<br />boz48730: that means no
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wonder if it makes you make those faces in the mirror
<br />boz48730: is it just me, but do those before and after women look like lady wrestlers?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think that is their target audience
<br />aSortaPrincess: derma peel is the poor lady wrestler's pro activ
<br />aSortaPrincess: which makes the former miss usa the poor man's judith light
<br />boz48730: I guess women with skin problems stay up all night
<br />aSortaPrincess: watching tv for a glimmer of hope
<br />boz48730: and voile!!!
<br />boz48730: the skinfomercial
<br />boz48730: can I patent that word?
<br />aSortaPrincess: think again!
<br />aSortaPrincess: sure, i say yes
<br />boz48730: I could make millions!
<br />aSortaPrincess: why don't we just go gather some rocks and wash our face with them
<br />boz48730: so does Judith Light have an agent?
<br />boz48730: hey Judith, two words ... pro activ!!!
<br />boz48730: did you see where madmathias had chatwars aka dinner with boz as a link of the day
<br />boz48730: you knpw kitty litter would probably work just as good as derma peel
<br />aSortaPrincess: they do have the crystal kind
<br />aSortaPrincess: no i didn't catch that on mad's blog
<br />aSortaPrincess: celine!!!
<br />boz48730: I see
<br />aSortaPrincess: that nip/tuck show is too much for me
<br />boz48730: I don't think I want to watch that
<br />boz48730: jack lalanne!!!
<br />boz48730: he was fucking ancient when I was a kid!
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh man
<br />aSortaPrincess: look what's kept him alive
<br />boz48730: celebrity host?
<br />aSortaPrincess: is that ted koppel
<br />boz48730: I used to watch his show at 9 in the morning during summer vacation
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh it's a woman
<br />boz48730: who is holding who up?
<br />aSortaPrincess: when did ted koppel get a sex change?
<br />boz48730: joyce behar!
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />boz48730: see
<br />aSortaPrincess: who names their kid Ryker
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow, they are enjoying this way too much
<br />boz48730: joyce behar would
<br />aSortaPrincess: why does he keep checking his watch
<br />boz48730: too many phallic vegetables are going into the juicer
<br />aSortaPrincess: if he doesn't take the blue pill in time he will resort back into natural form
<br />boz48730: he's checking his pulse
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think that is paige
<br />aSortaPrincess: not joy
<br />aSortaPrincess: and who is the ted koppel lady
<br />boz48730: now that looks tasty
<br />aSortaPrincess: mmmm
<br />aSortaPrincess: you have to buy this
<br />aSortaPrincess: so you can live forever like him
<br />boz48730: I know!!!
<br />boz48730: I like jack's little dickie
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think ted koppel just grabbed jack's ass
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />boz48730: ted has a rack on her
<br />aSortaPrincess: too bad it's hanging down to her feet
<br />boz48730: of course they are hanging to her knees
<br />boz48730: hahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: too much juice will do that to you
<br />boz48730: uhhuh
<br />aSortaPrincess: that's blood
<br />aSortaPrincess: the truth is out, jack is a vampire
<br />boz48730: hey, joy just slipped one of the carrots under the table
<br />aSortaPrincess: if they start putting raw meat in the juicer i'm out of here
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe she'll stay there
<br />boz48730: meat juice!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i used to eat raw meat when i was little
<br />boz48730: wait, this is a commercial???
<br />aSortaPrincess: by the handfull
<br />boz48730: I thought it was Nightline!
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, but it is Commercial Quality
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: did you see them trying to cram the apple in
<br />boz48730: I hate when they juice a cucumber it makes me feel all inadequate
<br />aSortaPrincess: wait till they start juicing jack lalaine
<br />aSortaPrincess: why are they juicing muffins and pasta?
<br />boz48730: and his little white dickie
<br />aSortaPrincess: i thinking i should order this for entertaining
<br />boz48730: your cats would love it
<br />aSortaPrincess: apparently it holds the secret key to eternal life and happiness
<br />boz48730: for when you and peabo entertain emmanual and celine?
<br />aSortaPrincess: hell yeah
<br />aSortaPrincess: they are quite difficult guests
<br />boz48730: i can imagine
<br />aSortaPrincess: diet lime coke is not good enough for them
<br />boz48730: oh?
<br />aSortaPrincess: but a juiced bowl of spaghetti and a blueberry muffin would be just the thing!
<br />boz48730: that would be a real colon buster
<br />boz48730: barbara is a magician?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no different than those coffee enemas celine does
<br />aSortaPrincess: who is barbara?
<br />boz48730: one of the women who bought a juicer
<br />boz48730: I think the juicer is hypnotizing jack
<br />aSortaPrincess: juicing it up in NH!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think jack is a hologram
<br />boz48730: go to his website
<br />boz48730: jackpowerjuicer.com
<br />aSortaPrincess: it probably has spyware
<br />boz48730: now watch jack go into a trance the next time they juice
<br />aSortaPrincess: i can't, it's putting me in a trance too
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh man i love when they try to fit the apple in
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow, that cucumber was HUGE
<br />boz48730: you'd have to be a fool to buy one of those other juicers
<br />boz48730: oh great, cucumber envy
<br />aSortaPrincess: plus it's whisper quiet
<br />aSortaPrincess: so you can use it in your bed when your roommate/mother is sleeping
<br />aSortaPrincess: and not worry about them waking up
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh wait, what am i talking about
<br />boz48730: no wonder joy is smiling!
<br />aSortaPrincess: she is juicing it up!
<br />aSortaPrincess: notice the lifetime motor warranty
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's all about the motor
<br />boz48730: yeah, never skimp on the motor
<br />aSortaPrincess: if you buy a juicer you automatically start liking walks on the beach
<br />boz48730: anything to get away from the juicer
<br />boz48730: the machines ARE taking over the world
<br />boz48730: ted is drooling
<br />aSortaPrincess: ted needs to talk to the world famous plastic surgeon
<br />boz48730: and joy is having too much fun
<br />aSortaPrincess: that's alcohol
<br />aSortaPrincess: they're all drunk
<br />boz48730: Jack's Depends look a little bulky
<br />boz48730: I guess the juice just goes right thru you
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think jack got a little too close to the surgical steel blade
<br />boz48730: damn that cucumber is huge!!!
<br />boz48730: clean-up is never a snap
<br />aSortaPrincess: it is when you have jack lalanne's depends
<br />boz48730: hahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think i'll get 2
<br />aSortaPrincess: and keep one by the bed
<br />boz48730: one for the kitchen and one for the bedroom
<br />aSortaPrincess: that woman with the saggy breasts is all over jack
<br />boz48730: now that's the jack I used to watch as a kid
<br />aSortaPrincess: i can't even spell phenonemonoanfoidnioanfa
<br />boz48730: neither can celine dion
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahaha
<br />boz48730: britney!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'll never telllllllll
<br />aSortaPrincess: and michael douglas!
<br />boz48730: quick hide the chicken!
<br />boz48730: that woman is wearing pantyhose's to bed
<br />boz48730: no wonder she can't sleep
<br />aSortaPrincess: i do that
<br />aSortaPrincess: dance on my bed with a glass of wine
<br />boz48730: you were just doing it, weren't you
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, i was trying to explain who peabo was
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wouldnt' want a foam bed
<br />boz48730: to who ... peabo?
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes
<br />aSortaPrincess: i said listen, peabo
<br />aSortaPrincess: you are going to kill someone for me
<br />aSortaPrincess: that is your only purpose
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's the least he can do since he infected me
<br />boz48730: oh, I get it, you're c&ping all my comments for your "friend"
<br />aSortaPrincess: no
<br />boz48730: bah!
<br />aSortaPrincess: she was just reading the zonk
<br />boz48730: oh
<br />aSortaPrincess: so asked who peabo was
<br />boz48730: she should change her name to peabo
<br />aSortaPrincess: what are you, a sheep?
<br />aSortaPrincess: bah?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i should get into informercials
<br />aSortaPrincess: what the hell are they doing with that egg
<br />boz48730: you'd have to touch jack lalanne though
<br />aSortaPrincess: he's already touched if you ask me
<br />aSortaPrincess: in the head
<br />boz48730: those bed people scare me
<br />aSortaPrincess: Bed People
<br />boz48730: look it's tyne daly
<br />aSortaPrincess: they're the new villians
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh man!
<br />aSortaPrincess: Tyne, i thought you had a gig on judging amy
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wonder if her other half will be on
<br />aSortaPrincess: cagney? lacey?
<br />aSortaPrincess: tj hooker?
<br />aSortaPrincess: one of those
<br />boz48730: what's next Sharon Gless for ???
<br />boz48730: now there is someone who didn't age well, sharon gless
<br />aSortaPrincess: look how they have the minorities in there
<br />boz48730: nice fro
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: this is a politically correct infomercial
<br />aSortaPrincess: not like that juidth light crap
<br />boz48730: she stole michael jackson's geri gurl
<br />boz48730: curl
<br />aSortaPrincess: is that neve campbell
<br />boz48730: what's with all this malice towards judith light?
<br />aSortaPrincess: she kills puppies
<br />aSortaPrincess: for pro activ
<br />boz48730: she wouldn't let danny pintauro take you to the prom, right
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, i never liked him
<br />boz48730: and it made you bitter and him gay
<br />aSortaPrincess: i liked sam much more than him
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh my god, it made ME gay
<br />boz48730: I liked her preppie years the best
<br />aSortaPrincess: it looks so dirty when that woman squeezes the coils
<br />boz48730: it is dirty
<br />aSortaPrincess: one of these days you're going to see me on there
<br />aSortaPrincess: with my monkey mask and all
<br />aSortaPrincess: dancing on the bed
<br />boz48730: with the monkey mask and the tiara and wand?
<br />boz48730: ha
<br />aSortaPrincess: i bet it pays well
<br />aSortaPrincess: why else would tyne daly do it
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's a space bed
<br />boz48730: she just wants to keep her foot in the business
<br />aSortaPrincess: you can take it to space with you
<br />boz48730: I want that free video!!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: order it
<br />aSortaPrincess: i won't tell anyone
<br />aSortaPrincess: except judith light
<br />boz48730: I just want the video, I have a fetish for women who sleep in pantyhose
<br />aSortaPrincess: where is jack lalanne when i need him
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm surprised emilio estevez isnt' trying to sell this
<br />boz48730: I think ted is changing him
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahaha
<br />boz48730: hey, I have to go to bed!
<br />boz48730: really
<br />boz48730: honest
<br />boz48730: I'm going to move to texas
<br />boz48730: or alaska
<br />boz48730: or colorado
<br />boz48730: FINE!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: sorry i was distracted by that guy who was on dateline
<br />aSortaPrincess: OK FINE
<br />aSortaPrincess: go to alaska
<br />boz48730: he looked like your type
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah, he had that bad touch mustache
<br />boz48730: is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just glad to see jack lalanne
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: sharon osbourne!
<br />aSortaPrincess: ok go to bed
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'll let you know how it ends
<br />boz48730: I am
<br />boz48730: ok
<br />aSortaPrincess: goodnight!
<br />boz48730: sure, I have to post this first, for mad
<br />aSortaPrincess: what??
<br />boz48730: goodnight
<br />boz48730: I have to post this on chatwars for madmathias
<br />boz48730: he has faith in us
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow
<br />aSortaPrincess: someone should
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think i just saw madmathias on this informercial though
<br />aSortaPrincess: he was the guy in bed with the girl dancing on the bed
<br />boz48730: the cat can get on the bed!!!
<br />boz48730: yeah, that was him
<br />aSortaPrincess: sometimes my cat gets stuck inside the bed
<br />boz48730: he's looking for the chicken
<br />aSortaPrincess: i know, but it hasn't been there for days!Q
<br />boz48730: it's 4am I'm going to bed dammit!!!
<br />boz48730: !Q???
<br />aSortaPrincess: well FINE
<br />aSortaPrincess: !Q is codeword
<br />boz48730: ah
<br />boz48730: ok
<br />aSortaPrincess: i just don't know what for yet
<br />boz48730: !Q=bed
<br />aSortaPrincess: go feel your coils
<br />boz48730: I have to get an egg first
<br />boz48730: GOODNIGHT
<br />aSortaPrincess: they just showed milions of children slaving away making that bed
<br />boz48730: don't care
<br />aSortaPrincess: in minnie driverss camp1boz48730: bed
<br />aSortaPrincess: GOODNIGHT
<br />boz48730: night
<br />Session Close (aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 12 03:52:43 2004
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<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-109497567932769741?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1094872055236974702004-09-10T23:07:00.000-04:002004-09-10T23:07:35.236-04:00My Dinner With RosaSession Start (MSN - boz:kitty): Fri Sep 10 20:03:03 2004
<br />kitty: hi
<br />boz: hi rosa!
<br />kitty: hey boz whats up?
<br />boz: I'm getting a package together to send to the troops in iraq and
<br /> zonkboarding with belle, 'sup with you?
<br />kitty: i just gotted up
<br />kitty: so im still all droopy
<br />boz: poor thing
<br />kitty: heh heh
<br />kitty: *yawn*
<br />kitty: how are u?
<br />boz: I'm good, just back home from a road trip about an hour ago, beautiful weather!
<br />kitty: cool
<br />kitty: where'd u go?
<br />boz: Standish, about 40 miles south of here, took Mother Boz along, hit all the dollar
<br /> stores looking for stuff for the package
<br />kitty: ok
<br />kitty: hows yer mum?
<br />boz: she's pretty good, she fell on her backside a couple weeks ago and
<br /> has been kind of sore, but she's doing good now
<br />kitty: my gramps fell over yesterday
<br />kitty: he missed a step
<br />kitty: the troll is in my bed!
<br />
<br />boz: hiding?
<br />kitty: yeah
<br />kitty: i think he just farted in there
<br />kitty: he is watching my tv
<br />boz: did the sheets just poof up?
<br />kitty: nope but its smelly her
<br />kitty: e
<br />boz: did gramps get hurt?
<br />kitty: nup
<br />kitty: just bruised
<br />boz: that's good,
<br />boz: my dad fell backwards and hit his head and that is what started his dementia
<br />kitty: yeah im googling the hot teacher afain
<br />kitty: oh that sucks!!!
<br />boz: yeah, that was the beginning of the end for him
<br />boz: the footie player?
<br />kitty: yeah
<br />boz: he's probably gay
<br />kitty: nup dont think so
<br />kitty: ill try and show u
<br />boz: oh wow!
<br />boz: I have to go pee
<br />kitty: i mean show u a picture!
<br />
<br />boz: oh
<br />kitty: oko
<br />boz: back
<br />kitty: found it
<br />kitty: its a BAAAAAAAAAAD photo
<br />boz: he's gay, admit it
<br />kitty: (Link: http://www.essendonfc.com.au/northshore2003/images/pp-kulk.jpg)http:/
<br />/www.essendonfc.com.au/northshore2003/images/pp-kulk.jpg
<br />boz: geez, read his profile, he is soooooooooooo gay, he likes thongs!!!!
<br />kitty: thongs are flip flops
<br />boz: and he likes playing without his underwear?
<br />boz: and he likes al pacino, in what movie ... Cruising!!!!!
<br />boz: G
<br />boz: A
<br />boz: Y
<br />kitty: heh heh
<br />b
<br />boz: you know, I get to post this chat on my new blog.
<br />
<br />kitty: nooooooooooooo!
<br />
<br />kitty: :)
<br />kitty: i didnt know!
<br />
<br />boz: oh yes, I'll censor the part about Frank though
<br />kitty: cool
<br />boz: I'll call him Franz
<br />boz: hahashahaha
<br />kitty: haha!
<br />boz: yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
<br />
<br />boz: I dunno
<br />boz: I don't think it is
<br />boz: she left a comment on rwbs a couple weeks back
<br />kitty: i think they have broken up
<br />boz: aw
<br />boz: did you find the pic?
<br />kitty: nup
<br />boz: I'm not sure where it was posted
<br />kitty: nevermind
<br />boz: ok, I won't
<br />kitty: heh eh
<br />kitty: i gotta try some oants on
<br />kitty: ill brb
<br />boz: ok
<br />*** kitty_no_1_2000@hotmail.com (kitty) has joined the conversation.
<br />boz: I'm going to go watch television, talk with you later rosa posa.
<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-109487205523697470?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1094535260398575682004-09-07T01:31:00.000-04:002004-09-07T01:34:20.400-04:00My Dinner with BelleSession Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sat Sep 04 02:17:59 2004
<br />aSortaPrincess: Hi Boz!
<br />aSortaPrincess: My dad is the anti-sheen!
<br />boz48730: hey belle!
<br />boz48730: yeah, sure
<br />aSortaPrincess: he is
<br />aSortaPrincess: he's 6'7 for starters
<br />boz48730: guess who else had a birthday yesterday?
<br />aSortaPrincess: and he doesn't speak latin
<br />aSortaPrincess: besides dvl?
<br />boz48730: Charlie Sheen!!!
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh no!
<br />aSortaPrincess: I forgot to mail my card!
<br />boz48730: oh yes
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wonder if he solicited any hookers to celebrate
<br />boz48730: send it to heidi's house
<br />aSortaPrincess: isn't she in jail
<br />aSortaPrincess: or dead
<br />boz48730: no, I think she is now a valued member of society
<br />aSortaPrincess: did you see her movie?
<br />aSortaPrincess: it did glorify her, hell even I wanted to be a high priced call girl after watching that
<br />aSortaPrincess: instead of the low priced one that I currently am
<br />boz48730: did it star Tommie Lee Jones and was it directed by Ron Howard?
<br />boz48730: that's the one I watched tonight
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, but I do think HOward the duck had a cameo
<br />boz48730: damn I miss howard the duck
<br />aSortaPrincess: is he dead?
<br />boz48730: I just finished making a very vitriolic post on my blog
<br />aSortaPrincess: hmm, vitriolic even?
<br />boz48730: no, that's river phoenix, I get those two confused all the time
<br />boz48730: you aren't a low priced call girl really are you?
<br />aSortaPrincess: that depends on your definition of low
<br />aSortaPrincess: did you go to vacation bible school?
<br />boz48730: no, I didn't
<br />aSortaPrincess: wow!
<br />aSortaPrincess: I love that post!
<br />boz48730: it felt good
<br />aSortaPrincess: it felt good to read!
<br />aSortaPrincess: it was the feel good post of the year
<br />aSortaPrincess: ask siskel and ebert
<br />aSortaPrincess: even if one of them is dead
<br />boz48730: fucking william carlos williams I hate that bastard
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't know who that is though
<br />boz48730: he's a poet
<br />boz48730: I don't actually know him either
<br />boz48730: but a lot of poetry lovers read my site
<br />aSortaPrincess: most people with three names are assassins
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh i bet
<br />aSortaPrincess: i kinda feel like reading poetry now
<br />boz48730: slyvia plath used to read it
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: she probably still does you know
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't believe the hype, she's alive and well
<br />boz48730: yeah, I never bought that story that she was dead
<br />boz48730: she's shacking up with elvis somewhere in the midwest
<br />aSortaPrincess: and tu pac
<br />boz48730: shakur?
<br />aSortaPrincess: isn't he dead?
<br />boz48730: if he isn't he should be
<br />aSortaPrincess: some gangsta rapper they all believe is really alive, i think it's him or Ice-Coffee
<br />aSortaPrincess: i saw a site dedicated to him and it had the date they thought he would resurface
<br />boz48730: who is the one with the hair that looks like pipe cleaners?
<br />aSortaPrincess: snoop
<br />aSortaPrincess: doggy dog
<br />aSortaPrincess: now i want to play with pipe cleaners
<br />boz48730: does anyone really use them to clean pipes?
<br />boz48730: besides popeye
<br />aSortaPrincess: where does one even get pipe cleaners?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i've never seen them sold anywhere
<br />aSortaPrincess: and why do they come in such crazy colors if they are pipe cleaners
<br />boz48730: in the tobacco department of fine stores everywhere
<br />boz48730: and the craft department too
<br />aSortaPrincess: this and other mysteries on the next Montel Williams!
<br />boz48730: I think I have some someplace
<br />aSortaPrincess: i bet you do, you probably have a tupperware devoted to pipe cleaners
<br />boz48730: no, I think they are in a tool box out in the garage
<br />boz48730: don't be poor mouthing my tupperware
<br />aSortaPrincess: i was just stating a fact
<br />aSortaPrincess: touche
<br />aSortaPrincess: have you ever seen the daily show?
<br />boz48730: yeah, I've seen it
<br />boz48730: john stewart is funny
<br />aSortaPrincess: he is like the funniest guy on the planet
<br />boz48730: hey!
<br />aSortaPrincess: i love his coverage of the conventions
<br />boz48730: I used to watch it a lot when craig kilborn was the host and I didn't think john stewart would be any good, but he is ten times better.
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh man, definitely
<br />aSortaPrincess: he has a book coming out too, this month i think, should be a funny read
<br />boz48730: but for the most part I don't watch any tv channels under 200
<br />aSortaPrincess: is the comedy channel under 200?
<br />boz48730: no, it's 50 I think
<br />boz48730: right now my favorite channel is BBC America
<br />boz48730: they have all these whacky home improvement shows
<br />aSortaPrincess: when did they start showing porn?
<br />boz48730: aw man, don't even get me started on premium channel porn!
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah, they do have great shows like that, i've seen some. alot of new shows are being based on shows from bbc
<br />boz48730: yeah, they are
<br />boz48730: they've got some funny shows too
<br />aSortaPrincess: classics?
<br />boz48730: no, new ones
<br />boz48730: Little Britain, and Trailer Park Boys
<br />aSortaPrincess: hmm, i'll have to check them out then
<br />boz48730: thursday night is their comedy night, but they are on at all hours
<br />boz48730: I like the Black Adder too, too bad he turned into Mr Bean
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't like mr. bean
<br />aSortaPrincess: it bothers me that everyone does
<br />boz48730: me either, I don't trust people who don't talk
<br />aSortaPrincess: i don't talk
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am mute
<br />boz48730: oh my god, I'm sorry, I didn't know!
<br />aSortaPrincess: doctors think it is because of that burn i got on my thigh after i stole and rode mikey's motorcycle
<br />boz48730: what do doctors know?
<br />boz48730: and what kind of parent would let a little kid have a motorcycle?
<br />aSortaPrincess: they know that ferrets give you glandular illnesses.
<br />aSortaPrincess: his parents were total leather wearing bikers
<br />aSortaPrincess: i think they were drug dealers too
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wonder where mikey is today
<br />boz48730: biker babes are hardly babes
<br />aSortaPrincess: the electric bugaloo?
<br />aSortaPrincess: his mom's name was CHER!
<br />boz48730: you're thinking of Mask aren't you
<br />boz48730: oh Rocky you are sooooooo special
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahha
<br />boz48730: Mom, my head hurts
<br />aSortaPrincess: noooo
<br />aSortaPrincess: that was eric stolz in his finest ever performance
<br />boz48730: not much to compare it with really, he is sort of a poor man's kevin bacon
<br />aSortaPrincess: not even!
<br />aSortaPrincess: eric stolz has a playlist on iTunes
<br />aSortaPrincess: and it has music like
<br />boz48730: sure, haven't you ever heard of six degrees of eric stolz?
<br />boz48730: like ... like ... like ...
<br />aSortaPrincess: bernadette moley and caetano veloso
<br />boz48730: you made those names up
<br />aSortaPrincess: and rufus and chaka khan
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, i wish i had though
<br />boz48730: is Itunes that pay to download site?
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am so naming my third illegitimate child Caetano Velosa
<br />aSortaPrincess: well
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's a media player
<br />aSortaPrincess: like real player or whatever you use
<br />boz48730: oh yeah, I;ve seen it
<br />aSortaPrincess: but it also has a store
<br />aSortaPrincess: and lists celebrity playlists
<br />aSortaPrincess: fun to make fun of
<br />boz48730: I should make a play list
<br />aSortaPrincess: i love it iTunes though, i have all the others and it's the best
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should, so i can make fun of you
<br />aSortaPrincess: put bernadette moley on there
<br />boz48730: would I have to pay?
<br />aSortaPrincess: eric stolz has nothing better to do than make playlists since no one wants to hire him
<br />aSortaPrincess: no
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's free to download
<br />aSortaPrincess: free to use
<br />aSortaPrincess: unless you want to pay for music in the store
<br />boz48730: ok, I just found it
<br />boz48730: I have a radion station already on yahoo
<br />aSortaPrincess: you can make playlists for yourself and then upload them and people can see and rate them
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh yeah, on launchcast?
<br />boz48730: yeah
<br />boz48730: you mean upload them from my own music collection?
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, you don't have to do that, it does everything if iTunes has the songs
<br />boz48730: wow!
<br />boz48730: I've got something I can do this weekend now
<br />aSortaPrincess: woo hooo
<br />boz48730: unless I forget
<br />aSortaPrincess: I am going to do the obligatory familial barbecue thing again
<br />boz48730: the three hour drive thing?
<br />aSortaPrincess: although i burnt the roof of my mouth tonight, i wonder if that gets me out of it?
<br />boz48730: how, were you eating firecrackers again?
<br />aSortaPrincess: it is only an hour and a half away
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah, i have to cut back on that
<br />boz48730: that would be three hours round trip
<br />aSortaPrincess: and then i cut it with my straw from my iced coffee
<br />aSortaPrincess: well FINE if you're going to get technical
<br />aSortaPrincess: but i will do it for my dad
<br />boz48730: people actually drink ice coffee?
<br />aSortaPrincess: maybe just me
<br />boz48730: you and ricky ricardo
<br />aSortaPrincess: that's not all we have in common
<br />boz48730: oh?
<br />boz48730: you both cheated on lucy?
<br />aSortaPrincess: we both auditioned for cher's love interest in "Mask"
<br />boz48730: but sam elliot beat you out
<br />aSortaPrincess: and we both have restaurants named after us
<br />aSortaPrincess: i put a curse on sam elliott after that
<br />aSortaPrincess: your favorite golden girl was in that movie too you know
<br />aSortaPrincess: god, what a fine cast!!!
<br />boz48730: I know estelle
<br />aSortaPrincess: they should do a reunion!
<br />aSortaPrincess: part deux!
<br />boz48730: and Harry Caray Jr
<br />boz48730: he was a friend of John Wayne and always a had a small part in all of his movies
<br />aSortaPrincess: mask is a john wayne movie?
<br />boz48730: yeah, he was Rocky's father
<br />aSortaPrincess: no he wasn't!
<br />boz48730: ok, John Hurt was his father
<br />boz48730: john hurt - the elephant man
<br />boz48730: hahahahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: that's so mean
<br />aSortaPrincess: poor eric stolz
<br />boz48730: yeah, he died so young
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am changing my name legally to sunshine
<br />boz48730: why legally?
<br />aSortaPrincess: tragic really, i think he was killed in a freak ice fishing accident with his pal caetano velosa
<br />aSortaPrincess: well illegally isn't really as fun
<br />boz48730: don't get me started on ice fishing
<br />aSortaPrincess: boz i am obsessed with boggle
<br />aSortaPrincess: please help me
<br />boz48730: I have that game on cd rom
<br />aSortaPrincess: did you get a third degree ice burn once when you went ice fishing with eric stolz?
<br />aSortaPrincess: you should post that are pals with eric stolz
<br />boz48730: no, but someone told me a story once about enemas and ice fishing
<br />aSortaPrincess: i play it online, i can't stop, it's like crack
<br />boz48730: I play cribbage online
<br />aSortaPrincess: cribbage smiggage
<br />boz48730: where do you play boggle at?
<br />aSortaPrincess: enemas and ice fishing, yumm
<br />boz48730: what a way to spend a winter afternoon
<br />boz48730: I used to be pals with eric stolz until I found out he wasn't kevin bacon
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: did the red fiery hair give it away?
<br />aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://weboggle.shackworks.com/)http://weboggle.shackworks.com/
<br />aSortaPrincess: it is a crappy site really
<br />aSortaPrincess: but it's the only place i found to play it that still works
<br />aSortaPrincess: i used to have the actual game, if i did i would make my cats learn
<br />boz48730: do you play against other people or against the computer, or what?
<br />aSortaPrincess: you play against other people, sort of
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's bizarre, you just play and then they post everyones scores
<br />aSortaPrincess: you don't actually converse with people
<br />boz48730: ok, I know what you mean
<br />aSortaPrincess: i used to play hearts on msn zone or whatever it is and people used to yell at me
<br />aSortaPrincess: so i stopped hahaha
<br />boz48730: I turn off chat when I play cribbage
<br />aSortaPrincess: how do you do that?
<br />aSortaPrincess: you don't talk to the people you are playing with?
<br />boz48730: it's one of the options, I play on pogo.com
<br />boz48730: nope
<br />aSortaPrincess: right, i think iplayed there too
<br />aSortaPrincess: people take it all so seriously
<br />boz48730: what are you supposed to say ... oooh nice hand!
<br />aSortaPrincess: some people are looking for friends, and they get mad if you don't respond
<br />aSortaPrincess: i had the name bellerina because my friend always calls me that and this one lady
<br />boz48730: they have friendship rooms for that, I'm into cutting people off at the knees and laughing as they hobble away
<br />aSortaPrincess: kept asking me if i was a ballerina, and i said no and she got all huffy because she used to be and blah blah blah
<br />boz48730: you mean you aren't a ballerina?
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahhaha
<br />aSortaPrincess: not this week
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wish i was an ice skater though
<br />aSortaPrincess: move over oksana!
<br />boz48730: you'd whack someone behind the knees, if you didn't win
<br />aSortaPrincess: i would
<br />boz48730: it is so farking hot even with the fan on
<br />boz48730: stuffy
<br />aSortaPrincess: but i used to think nancy kerrigan was god's gift
<br />boz48730: humid
<br />boz48730: ewwwwwwwwwww
<br />aSortaPrincess: yes indeed
<br />aSortaPrincess: i was a sick and twisted soul back then
<br />boz48730: what a whiny little bitch
<br />boz48730: whyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<br />aSortaPrincess: i made my parents drive me to her hometown for her parade
<br />boz48730: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<br />aSortaPrincess: on a school day
<br />aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
<br />boz48730: just to get out of class I bet
<br />aSortaPrincess: no, i wanted to be there for her!
<br />boz48730: hahahahahaaaaaaaa
<br />boz48730: why?
<br />aSortaPrincess: the picture of eric stolz looks like a dog is licking him
<br />aSortaPrincess: but i think it's just his hair
<br />boz48730: which picture?
<br />aSortaPrincess: because it would be too good if it actually was a dog
<br />aSortaPrincess: the one on his playlist on iTunes
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am mesmerized
<br />aSortaPrincess: it also looks like he is seeing into my soul
<br />boz48730: I wonder if he has vanity plates that read IWuzRocky
<br />aSortaPrincess: no
<br />aSortaPrincess: IAMRocky
<br />boz48730: no sly has that one
<br />aSortaPrincess: i totally bet that whenever eric stolz introduces himself to someone
<br />aSortaPrincess: he says "don't worry, i look weird, but i'm real normal otherwise"
<br />boz48730: poor rocky
<br />boz48730: he's dead you know
<br />boz48730: they have a lot of eric stolz movies on cable
<br />aSortaPrincess: yeah they do
<br />boz48730: he played a parapalegic that was in love with helen hunt in one
<br />aSortaPrincess: i like him in one movie
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh man, i'd poke my eyes out if i had to watch that
<br />boz48730: which one
<br />aSortaPrincess: kicking and screaming
<br />boz48730: and that black guy was in it too
<br />aSortaPrincess: oh THAT black guy
<br />boz48730: the one in white guys can't jump
<br />aSortaPrincess: wesley snipe?
<br />boz48730: damn, what's his name
<br />boz48730: yeah!
<br />boz48730: him
<br />boz48730: he was a parapalegic too
<br />aSortaPrincess: that sounds like someone's nightmare, not a movie
<br />boz48730: and he kept chicken under his bed in the ward
<br />aSortaPrincess: uh huh
<br />aSortaPrincess: he was funny in kicking and screaming
<br />aSortaPrincess: he played a bartender
<br />boz48730: hey, they had a movie on starring one of the other inmates from girl interupted tonight
<br />boz48730: the real skinny slutty one
<br />aSortaPrincess: they were all skinny and slutty weren't they, except whoopi
<br />boz48730: well yeah, but she was skinnier, and sluttier
<br />boz48730: i guess britney kept stealing her chicken
<br />aSortaPrincess: eric stolz played a child molester in The Butterfly Effect, and I totally believed it
<br />aSortaPrincess: which girl?
<br />boz48730: hold on, let me find it
<br />boz48730: Angela Bettis
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/44326a.jpg)http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/44326a.jpg
<br />aSortaPrincess: hmm
<br />aSortaPrincess: she doesn't stand out to me
<br />boz48730: she was the skinny slutty one in girl interupted
<br />boz48730: hahahaaaaaaaa
<br />boz48730: she didn't talk much
<br />boz48730: (Link: http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0172493/Ss/0172493/9?path=pgallery&path_key=Bettis,%20Angela)http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0172493/Ss/0172493/9?path=pgallery&path_key=Bettis,%20Angela
<br />aSortaPrincess: nope, don't know her
<br />aSortaPrincess: mmm ice cream
<br />aSortaPrincess: still don't recall her
<br />boz48730: yeah when whoopi took them to town
<br />boz48730: damn
<br />aSortaPrincess: what was her name on the movie
<br />aSortaPrincess: i wish whoopi would take me to town
<br />boz48730: Janet Webber
<br />boz48730: she has tenth billing
<br />boz48730: even after jared leto
<br />aSortaPrincess: well then she couldn't have been a major player
<br />aSortaPrincess: you remember her?
<br />boz48730: hahaha, it says here that Claire Danes auditioned Angelina Jolie's part
<br />boz48730: yeah, I did
<br />boz48730: I've based my life on girl interupted
<br />aSortaPrincess: loosely?
<br />aSortaPrincess: claire danes?
<br />boz48730: yeah
<br />aSortaPrincess: you know what movie has been on like every five minutes lately
<br />aSortaPrincess: molly
<br />boz48730: oh god
<br />aSortaPrincess: did elisabeth she die?
<br />aSortaPrincess: it's on nonstop
<br />boz48730: her career peaked with adventures in babysitting
<br />aSortaPrincess: i based my life on adventures in babysitting
<br />aSortaPrincess: wasn't eric stolz in that
<br />aSortaPrincess: no that was his brother
<br />boz48730: she probably thought she'd get an oscar for molly since she played a tard
<br />aSortaPrincess: she probably would have if she hadn't tried to sleep with her brother
<br />aSortaPrincess: the academy frowns on incest among tards
<br />boz48730: so that's why desi arnaz jr has never won an oscar!
<br />boz48730: there is a woman on buzznet who is stalking me
<br />aSortaPrincess: does she think that you are the other boz?
<br />boz48730: she might
<br />boz48730: she comments on all the pics I post
<br />aSortaPrincess: what is her name
<br />aSortaPrincess: belle?
<br />boz48730: (censored)
<br />aSortaPrincess: what the hell kind of name is that
<br />boz48730: a stalkerish one
<br />boz48730: I must attract stalkers
<br />aSortaPrincess: i'm going to stalk her now
<br />aSortaPrincess: well not now
<br />aSortaPrincess: but when it's less conspicuous
<br />aSortaPrincess: and i'll drop your name around
<br />boz48730: oh thanks
<br />boz48730: there's enough good stuff in this chat for 100 posts
<br />aSortaPrincess: god bless you eric stolz
<br />boz48730: god love him
<br />boz48730: I'm going to bed
<br />boz48730: you evil person kept me up too late
<br />aSortaPrincess: i am a bad influence
<br />boz48730: I missed the last showing of Molly for the night
<br />aSortaPrincess: don't worry, it will be on in the morning
<br />aSortaPrincess: sweet sweet dreams of rocky and cher, boz
<br />boz48730: ok
<br />boz48730: you too bellerina
<br />aSortaPrincess: night!
<br />boz48730: night
<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8218139-109453526039857568?l=chatwars.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182302108755987009noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8218139.post-1094472942239352332004-09-06T08:14:00.000-04:002004-09-07T01:34:48.733-04:00My Dinner with MaloneSession Start (AIM - boz48730:bubba ho tep 75): Mon Sep 06 06:56:31 2004
<br />bubba ho tep 75: go back to bed
<br />boz48730: make me
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Hex on yo ass
<br />boz48730: wtf it's like 4am in the OC
<br />bubba ho tep 75: (boz falls asleep)
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Yeah, but were surfing
<br />boz48730: WE?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Yeah, me and the rest of the supermodels
<br />bubba ho tep 75: kicking sand in the faces of the weak
<br />bubba ho tep 75: EFF Charles Atlas and his sisy propaganda
<br />boz48730: I was trying to think of a name of a super model but couldn't
<br />bubba ho tep 75: sissy
<br />bubba ho tep 75: oh, c'mon, Bozzius - YOU can't?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: der
<br />boz48730: um, hold on
<br />bubba ho tep 75: oh man...
<br />boz48730: christina crawford?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: George Micheal
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I didn't get that joke either, don't worry
<br />boz48730: bea arthur?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: In The Star Wars Xmas special that you sent me?
<br />boz48730: what about it
<br />boz48730: oh yeah her!
<br />bubba ho tep 75: She was in it. Yeah
<br />boz48730: did you finally figure out how to play it?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: She's hot. Yeah, totally. Love it because it sucks major ass
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I DO remember seeing that when I was young but when I would tell people nobody would believe me. Am I THAT old?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: or just not somebody you can trust?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: (Boz eneters joke here)
<br />bubba ho tep 75: enters
<br />boz48730: I remember it, I didn't watch it, the star wars phenomenom really hadn't started yet
<br />boz48730: the special was sort of an intergalactic Love Boat
<br />bubba ho tep 75: This was way back in the day when we only had about seven channels
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Disco-fest
<br />boz48730: was Nipsey Russel in it?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Oh god. Ummm...who?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Sounds sexy
<br />bubba ho tep 75: or racist
<br />boz48730: hey, you should email me your mailing address and I can send you the Beast of Boz Boxed set.
<br />boz48730: you could send me a Malone original drawing in payment
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I noticed that on your site. Sounded cool. Okay, then it's a deal
<br />boz48730: I have great taste in music by the way
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I'll email it to you
<br />boz48730: good deal
<br />bubba ho tep 75: your taste in music is pretty cool
<br />bubba ho tep 75: i think
<br />boz48730: how long you staying in Vinnie Vega?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I shouldn't say that out loud
<br />bubba ho tep 75: evil vegas?
<br />boz48730: yeah very evil
<br />bubba ho tep 75: ummm
<br />bubba ho tep 75: almost three days.
<br />bubba ho tep 75: cool, eh?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: my sis was just there
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I think I posted about that
<br />boz48730: yeah, three days is plenty long enough, dvl was there last weekend
<br />bubba ho tep 75: she seems cool
<br />boz48730: she is
<br />bubba ho tep 75: you have a crush
<br />boz48730: she adores me
<br />bubba ho tep 75: you like her
<br />bubba ho tep 75: fantisize about her
<br />bubba ho tep 75: wanna marry her
<br />bubba ho tep 75: the dvl
<br />bubba ho tep 75: admit it
<br />bubba ho tep 75: now
<br />bubba ho tep 75: do it
<br />boz48730: I'd have to kill her husband first and he's an ex marine
<br />boz48730: and a lawyer
<br />bubba ho tep 75: ex marines and lawyers are soft
<br />boz48730: hey, she's been trying to figure out a way to meet you
<br />boz48730: she has this thing about meeting people from online
<br />bubba ho tep 75: you just gotta sneak up on em ninja-like
<br />bubba ho tep 75: uh oh
<br />boz48730: she's met anti
<br />boz48730: and his cousin viking
<br />boz48730: and thor
<br />boz48730: and the hulk
<br />bubba ho tep 75: she lives close to me, doesn't she? Anti and I have emailed a coupla times. He's close
<br />bubba ho tep 75: peter parker lives all the way in Queens, though
<br />boz48730: she lives in west hollywood or beverly hills
<br />bubba ho tep 75: abvout thirty to forty mins away from me.
<br />bubba ho tep 75: about
<br />boz48730: peter park is a queen
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Hot in tights
<br />bubba ho tep 75: um
<br />boz48730: have you ever read the Hulk Blog?
<br />boz48730: it's hilarious
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Hard's wallowing in despair somewhere...yes, I've read that a long time ago. it was funny
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Bush's blog is funnier
<br />boz48730: I'm #5 on the anyone but Kerry blog
<br />bubba ho tep 75: saw that
<br />boz48730: I think that is melissa and her b/f Jer that put that together
<br />bubba ho tep 75: i wrote on there somewhere
<br />boz48730: butterfly teeth
<br />bubba ho tep 75: mel? oh
<br />bubba ho tep 75: If I ever meet another blogger person, I'll send you pictures
<br />boz48730: not the mel that you knew, the one who had a crush on you, a different one
<br />bubba ho tep 75: got it
<br />bubba ho tep 75: that mel ended up hating me because I ...
<br />boz48730: you've met hard, and cp, they are bloggers
<br />boz48730: why?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I dont even know what I did wrong
<br />boz48730: how about her friend, damn what's her name
<br />bubba ho tep 75: didnt want to jump in an airplane and get all cute and not live a real life
<br />boz48730: amy choppa!
<br />bubba ho tep 75: The Choppa is cool
<br />bubba ho tep 75: love the chop
<br />boz48730: she hates me
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Talked to Cartoon Pig today
<br />bubba ho tep 75: why?
<br />boz48730: I dunno
<br />boz48730: it's ok though
<br />bubba ho tep 75: She's cool. Oh well
<br />boz48730: dvl has a friend who is good friends with the choppa
<br />bubba ho tep 75: You better not be naked right now
<br />bubba ho tep 75: just wanted to throw that out there
<br />boz48730: I have never been naked in my life
<br />bubba ho tep 75: You were born in a cardigan
<br />bubba ho tep 75: doh
<br />bubba ho tep 75: ytake that, Colezius
<br />bubba ho tep 75: take
<br />boz48730: I'm stunned into silence
<br />boz48730: by your rapier like wit
<br />bubba ho tep 75: You remind me of Debbie Gibson...ON ACID
<br />bubba ho tep 75: thrust
<br />bubba ho tep 75: slice
<br />bubba ho tep 75: (boz is impaled)
<br />bubba ho tep 75: ugh
<br />boz48730: she got ugly real quick
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Bea Arthur? I know
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Oh, wait...we were talking about the gal who played Flo on Alice...
<br />boz48730: the cartoon pig looks like a british secret agent in one of those 60's spy movies
<br />boz48730: the iprcress files
<br />bubba ho tep 75: If they ever made ugly sticks - I'd run around Hollywood and attack people
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Cartoon Pig is fucking funny in real life. He's a teacher. can you believe that? My ribs are still all messed up from his pool party
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I have a bunch of pics
<br />boz48730: I was a teacher too
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Yeah, I know...you need to tell more stories
<br />boz48730: till they got wise to my ... I mean until health issues forced me into early retirement
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Hmmm...
<br />bubba ho tep 75: elaboration?
<br />boz48730: who is that guy in the mug shot
<br />bubba ho tep 75: on mine?
<br />boz48730: he looks familiar
<br />boz48730: yeah
<br />bubba ho tep 75: have no idea. it's been a while whats it look like?
<br />boz48730: he looks like a clean cut jim morrison but it was taken in 1963
<br />bubba ho tep 75: How'd you know when it was taken?boz48730: well duh, it has the date on it
<br />bubba ho tep 75: oh. doi
<br />bubba ho tep 75: it is him
<br />bubba ho tep 75: in college
<br />boz48730: in florida?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: si
<br />bubba ho tep 75: i guess b4 UCLA
<br />boz48730: ok, I'll buy that
<br />boz48730: yeah, his father was an admiral in the navy, so he moved around i guess
<br />bubba ho tep 75: You gotta watch out for all of those kids who spawned by Government workers. (like me too)
<br />bubba ho tep 75: They become MADMENbubba ho tep 75: MADMEN
<br />boz48730: yeah, your old man was a spy of some kind wasn't he
<br />bubba ho tep 75: pretty much. How'd you get that?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I don't like to say exactly what he did - but I know I've said stuff about it, I think
<br />boz48730: I was in the very lowest echelon of NSA when I was in the air force, and you pick up on those things
<br />bubba ho tep 75: He doesn't like it
<br />bubba ho tep 75: wait. what?
<br />boz48730: NSA?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: know that. doi
<br />boz48730: National Security Agency
<br />bubba ho tep 75: doidoi
<br />boz48730: yeah, I was a code jockey
<br />bubba ho tep 75: no fucking way
<br />boz48730: a monkey who could type
<br />boz48730: way
<br />bubba ho tep 75: my pops dealy with short wave radio for a bit
<br />bubba ho tep 75: how old are you again, Bozzius?
<br />boz48730: 54
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I knew that
<br />boz48730: so did I
<br />bubba ho tep 75: liar
<br />bubba ho tep 75: you forget. Just like I do.
<br />boz48730: it's easy to remember my age because I was born in a zero year
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I allocate my age by 25 year increments
<br />bubba ho tep 75: 75 00 25 50
<br />boz48730: you're 31 aren't you?
<br />boz48730: hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
<br />bubba ho tep 75: nope
<br />boz48730: I know
<br />bubba ho tep 75: you were a code cracker
<br />bubba ho tep 75: ha
<br />boz48730: 27 0r 28
<br />bubba ho tep 75: cole
<br />bubba ho tep 75: cmon
<br />boz48730: me, no, even lower than that
<br />bubba ho tep 75: cracker jack cracker
<br />bubba ho tep 75: doi
<br />boz48730: I worked at the snack bar in the code crackers building
<br />bubba ho tep 75: hahaha
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I once delivered snacks to the CIA Headquarters
<br />boz48730: they actually had a snack bar and you needed a top secret clearance to work in it
<br />bubba ho tep 75: These Cheez-It's are contaminated!!!
<br />boz48730: what were you doing in DC?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: They slipped Cyanide in my Mike N Ike's!!!!
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I was sperm
<br />boz48730: you were AC in DC
<br />bubba ho tep 75: que?
<br />boz48730: AC/DC
<br />bubba ho tep 75: back in black?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I was Angu Steak
<br />boz48730: or you swing either way
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Angus
<br />bubba ho tep 75: You need to check out a band called The Cardigans
<br />bubba ho tep 75: And they have a hot lead singer
<br />boz48730: I know who they are, oh yeah she was or probably is still hot, they had that one big song when MTV used to play videos
<br />bubba ho tep 75: si. way back in the day
<br />boz48730: from norway or france or something
<br />bubba ho tep 75: sweden maybe
<br />boz48730: yeah, that was my third choice
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I think that I may be a once a couple of days poster now.
<br />boz48730: that would be an improvemnt, you haven't been doing much lately
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I waste too much time on the computer to relax and get nothing productive done
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Yeah. i still ove FFM - but It ...
<br />bubba ho tep 75: love
<br />boz48730: I've been churning it out the past few days
<br />bubba ho tep 75: doesn't seem to fit too much into my schedule sometimes now
<br />bubba ho tep 75: ebb flow
<br />boz48730: I figure since hardly anyone reads it anymore I'll just write what i want
<br />bubba ho tep 75: ees coo
<br />boz48730: now if we were a couple of hot 20 something chicks we would have all kinds of readers
<br />bubba ho tep 75: i'm gonna keep ffm forever and then it'll always be there when I'm huge
<br />bubba ho tep 75: yeah - but there's always hot 20-something year old chicks
<br />bubba ho tep 75: boring
<br />bubba ho tep 75: you masturbate
<br />bubba ho tep 75: and then you're done
<br />boz48730: unless they have something to say
<br />bubba ho tep 75: they have NOTHING to say
<br />boz48730: have you been following the drama that is anti and raymi?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: It's only more interseting because they're hot
<br />bubba ho tep 75: which makes sense, I guess
<br />bubba ho tep 75: yeah
<br />bubba ho tep 75: they're both cool
<br />bubba ho tep 75: so
<br />bubba ho tep 75: I don't care
<br />bubba ho tep 75: they should just write, Then I'm happy
<br />boz48730: she used to write some really good stuff
<br />bubba ho tep 75: we sound like a bunch of gossiping queens
<br />bubba ho tep 75: she still does - it's just that she can't take her fans...
<br />boz48730: no, you sound like one, I sound like your therapist
<br />bubba ho tep 75: some suck and some are cool, but the sucky ones...suck
<br />bubba ho tep 75: My therapist is the bottle, books, the pen, and the cats...
<br />bubba ho tep 75: and Lon Cheney
<br />boz48730: when you let it all hang out like she does, you attract that type of stalker mentality knuckle dragger guy
<br />boz48730: sr or jr?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: jr
<br />boz48730: he was good in that Steinbeck thing
<br />bubba ho tep 75: which one?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: beer run
<br />boz48730: where he played the tard who crushed the girl
<br />boz48730: damn I can't remember shit anymore
<br />bubba ho tep 75: ha
<br />bubba ho tep 75: umm
<br />boz48730: they remade it with malkovich and that other guy
<br />bubba ho tep 75: is the movie called The Tard Who Crushed The Girl?
<br />boz48730: of mice and men
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Ahhh...I thought you were talking about Frankenstein. Same plot.
<br />bubba ho tep 75: basically
<br />boz48730: Steinbeck wrote Frankenstein?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: mentor. molder. creator. tard. big hands. dead young pretty girl.
<br />bubba ho tep 75: ha
<br />bubba ho tep 75: no
<br />bubba ho tep 75: George Lucas.
<br />boz48730: Steinbeck was pretty good though
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Except that now he's doing anew version in which the young girl shoots first
<br />boz48730: didn't he have a gay marraige with Kerouac?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Mary Shelley
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Lucas? No. That was Coppola
<br />boz48730: no Steinbeck
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Allen Ginsberg?
<br />boz48730: I made a post about mary shelley the other day
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Yeah?
<br />boz48730: yeah, I wish I knew what it was about
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Interesting circumstances happened to that gal. that's the only reason we're talking about her
<br />bubba ho tep 75: you know about her?
<br />boz48730: of yeah, I compared her to cameron diaz in something about mary
<br />bubba ho tep 75: My two best buddies saw her at The House Of Blues. They were both taller than her
<br />boz48730: they share the same birthday
<br />bubba ho tep 75: she's five ten, I think
<br />boz48730: mary shelley?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: mary's hot.
<br />boz48730: I love her shawls
<br />bubba ho tep 75: go shawdy
<br />bubba ho tep 75: okay
<br />bubba ho tep 75: that's mu que
<br />bubba ho tep 75: how do you spell that?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: quie?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: duh!
<br />bubba ho tep 75: cue
<br />boz48730: I don't know
<br />bubba ho tep 75: as in pool
<br />boz48730: my dad use to hustle pool
<br />bubba ho tep 75: My dad used to read Hustler
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Hey
<br />bubba ho tep 75: post this on your site
<br />boz48730: rimshot!!!
<br />bubba ho tep 75: this is your next post
<br />bubba ho tep 75: we'll make millions
<br />boz48730: yeah, I'll do excerpts that make me look witty and urbane and make you look tard-like
<br />bubba ho tep 75: cool with me
<br />boz48730: the sun is up!
<br />bubba ho tep 75: later...oh god....why cant i sleep...
<br />boz48730: it's supposed to rain today
<br />bubba ho tep 75: send some over here it's hot as a mother fucker
<br />boz48730: yeah, catch you later kev, don't forget to email your address to me
<br />bubba ho tep 75: si, senor.......buy my ebay shit, man - help a nigga out
<br />boz48730: like I'm a comic book nerd!
<br />boz48730: ch'yeah
<br />bubba ho tep 75: You only wish you were
<br />boz48730: I threw the elvis tv guide away
<br />bubba ho tep 75: post this whole conversation or I'll kill you in your sleep
<br />boz48730: ok, I will, I promise
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Yeah - you threw it away and I'm gonna get at least a buck for it....
<br />boz48730: it cost more than a buck to buy in the first place
<br />bubba ho tep 75: i don't even know why I bought it. I've never purchased a tv guide in my life.
<br />bubba ho tep 75: That's like a suicidal man buying more bullets for his gun
<br />boz48730: you must have a crap load of stuff cubbied away
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Some pretty unusual stuff
<br />bubba ho tep 75: really
<br />boz48730: I have a bunch of muppet mcdonald glasses, the kind they used the lead paint on
<br />bubba ho tep 75: lead makes you smarter
<br />bubba ho tep 75: see? you could sell those on Ebay
<br />boz48730: they're almost thirty years old
<br />boz48730: and it seems like only yesterday when I was drinking coke out of them
<br />bubba ho tep 75: You should send me a half of a picture that you painted, mail it to me, and then I'll paint the other half, and then we can sell it on ebay
<br />boz48730: oh that would be good, considering that I have no artistic talent whatsoever
<br />bubba ho tep 75: yeah...talent schmalent
<br />boz48730: they won
<br />boz48730: the won't sell me paint anymore
<br />bubba ho tep 75: the jews?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Reese Withespoon?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Wither
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Johnathan Winters?
<br />boz48730: If you don't use it it will wither
<br />boz48730: fuck it, I'm going to bed
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Wil Wheaton?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Barley?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Hops?
<br />boz48730: you love him, don't you
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Hop On pop
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Yes. I do.
<br />bubba ho tep 75: gnight Cole
<br />boz48730: night malzone
<br />Session Close (bubba ho tep 75): Mon Sep 06 07:55:03 2004
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<br />Session Start (AIM - boz48730:bubba ho tep 75): Mon Sep 06 07:55:14 2004
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Fuck all this blog shit and start The Great American Novel so that i have some competition, okay?
<br />bubba ho tep 75: Vader out.
<br />boz48730: yeah right, I'll start on it right after I clean the bird cage
<br />bubba ho tep 75: with my words...
<br />*** bubba ho tep 75 signed off at Mon Sep 06 07:55:54 2004.
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