My dinner with Ione Skye

George Michael says:
last christmas i gave you my heart
George Michael says:
the very next day you threw it away
George Michael says:
so not cool, even i, who has FAITH, can't handle that
boz says:
is george still gay?
George Michael says:
is david schwimmer still gay?
George Michael says:
yes, and yes
boz says:
I can tell you a story about david schwimmer
George Michael says:
not another story about making a guy orgasm with out "touching" him
boz says:
no, this story doesn't involve me in any sense of the word
George Michael says:
what word?
boz says:
any word
boz says:
so george, where have you been for the past week?
George Michael says:
lighting leather jackets across the world on fire
boz says:
hey, I have two leather jackets
George Michael says:
not anymore
George Michael says:
mother boz let me in
boz says:
the tramp!
George Michael says:
she's pretty easy
boz says:
she's standing right behind me watching and taking notes, she wants me to give her your mailing address
George Michael says:
mother boz can write?
boz says:
pictographs, like Johnny Cash used in that one movie
George Michael says:
he's dead, right?
boz says:
well, yeah, now he is
George Michael says:
i don't think that's a coincidence
boz says:
Lee Remick is dead too
George Michael says:
marci never said anything about the emails i sent her
boz says:
I didn't send her any
George Michael says:
I did though
boz says:
have you talked to her?
George Michael says:
no
boz says:
then how do you know she hasn't said anything?
George Michael says:
i left her a comment asking if she got them, but no reply
George Michael says:
well she hasn't said anything to ME
boz says:
why would she?
George Michael says:
hey you know what would be a great idea
boz says:
a cure for cancer?
George Michael says:
let's download msn pre-alpha beta kappa gamma 20.6!
boz says:
ok, you first
George Michael says:
and nudge each other!
boz says:
I've been doing too much nudging lately
George Michael says:
oooh
boz says:
besides I can't nudge with a guy named George
George Michael says:
you finally went out with that guy mother boz wanted to set you up with?
George Michael says:
the ex convict?
boz says:
actually he's more your type, he breathes through his mouth
George Michael says:
does he have gills?
George Michael says:
so you got pretty close to his mouth, huh?
boz says:
no, but he has seen water world
George Michael says:
best movie ever
boz says:
next to the postman
George Michael says:
hahahha
boz says:
and the life and death of peter sellers
George Michael says:
did you see that?
boz says:
the peter sellers movie?
boz says:
I started watching it, turned it off after an hour, then watched some more, but haven't seen all of it, it pretty much sucks
George Michael says:
nothing compares to the Nelson Mandela 70th Birthday Tribute I did
boz says:
that was awesome
boz says:
you did nelson mandela on his 70th birthday?
George Michael says:
well the way i looked at it was, Nelson Mandela played the part of the dying child and I was his wish and my pimp was the make-a-wish foundation
boz says:
you've always had the charitable side, too bad more people don't know about it
George Michael says:
seriously
George Michael says:
i get a bad rep
George Michael says:
sometimes i even buy one of those paper shamrocks at the supermarket for a dollar
George Michael says:
and i don't even write my name on it
George Michael says:
that's how selfless i am
boz says:
ha, I bought two of the paper xmas stockings for a dollar each today
George Michael says:
sucker!
George Michael says:
i mean, nice
boz says:
each dollar spent supplies 14 dollars of food to the michigan food bank
Belle says:
for the refugee children
boz says:
in east tawain
Belle says:
well it's a good cause
boz says:
it is, cause we make the children entertain us before we feed them
Belle says:
we all have to work for our food, they should learn that
boz says:
they're doing phantom this year
Belle says:
of the opera?
boz says:
well yeah
Belle says:
why not jesus christ superstar
Belle says:
i went to see Ocean's Twelve over the weekend
boz says:
and you called me a sucker!
Belle says:
many similarities to jesus christ superstar
boz says:
yeah, both movies sucked
Belle says:
george clooney and brad bitt took turns playing jesus christ
Belle says:
actually it wasn't horrible, but the first one was better
Belle says:
it didn't really make sense
Belle says:
at all
Belle says:
but who am i to judge
boz says:
yeah, who was the twelth ocean?
boz says:
lavar burton?
Belle says:
catherine zeta shoot me
Belle says:
lavar would have been better
boz says:
did you ever see her nude preggo without make up at the beach pics?
Belle says:
i would actually have prefered to see matt damon rape lavar burton while lavar grunted out then watch catherine zeta jones try to act
Belle says:
*than
Belle says:
not then
boz says:
freudian slip
Belle says:
maybe so
boz says:
she could do porn
Belle says:
she's gross!
boz says:
ok, sure, whatever
Belle says:
seriously, i can't dig her
boz says:
you know what movie I really like
boz says:
fast forward
boz says:
noooo
boz says:
I mean Auto Focus
boz says:
about Colonel Hogan
Belle says:
yes with greg
Belle says:
the guy formerly from E talk soup
boz says:
yeah, I didn't get E when he was the host
Belle says:
catherine zeta jones wasn't in that
Belle says:
well it was a good show
Belle says:
he's a funny guy
boz says:
my sister loved it and kept trying to make a video of it and send it to me
boz says:
but she didn't figure out how to do it until the guy who played on that showtime show about the gay guys in pittsburgh became the host
boz says:
queer as folk, was that the name of it?
Belle says:
no hablo
Belle says:
let me ask george
boz says:
george is too busy making levar grunt
Belle says:
not in MY house!!!
boz says:
stuffy in here
Belle says:
boil some water
boz says:
why?
Belle says:
add moisture?
boz says:
stuffy means there is too much moisture
Belle says:
not on my planet
boz says:
I should probably freeze some water
Belle says:
yeah, do that
Belle says:
make ice
Belle says:
that will help
boz says:
and make cocktais
boz says:
l
Belle says:
you know what i loved, those fake ice cubes, they are like plastic in different shapes and you freeze them
Belle says:
you should make those
Belle says:
we used to have those when i was little, not really sure why though
boz says:
you mean the stuff that looks blue and you put it in your cooler when you go on a picnic
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
like little balls
Belle says:
little plastic balls
Belle says:
hahahah
Belle says:
seriously though
Belle says:
do you know what i'm talking about?
Belle says:
my three year old nephew yelled at me on the phone the other day because i didn't understand what he was asking me
Belle says:
i couldn't stop laughing
Belle says:
who is fcabanski?
boz says:
some guy, I thought it was malone but it isn't. let me find his site for you, he's a real nerd.
boz says:
http://www.colabear.com/
boz says:
he's also pooty
boz says:
and tuna
Belle says:
weird
Belle says:
what is his deal
boz says:
and elbert
boz says:
I don't know
boz says:
he said he was looking for you
boz says:
you must not have scrolled back far enough on the zonkboard
Belle says:
that's fine, just tell me you know what fake ice cubes are
boz says:
I'm with your nephew on this one
boz says:
you had them as a kid? sounds like some kind of false repressed memory syndrome
Belle says:
no, really
Belle says:
i'm looking for a picture
Belle says:
you will hit yourself when you see
boz says:
you probably won't find one, because they DON'T exist
boz says:
I'm sure if your google is as good as your explanation to me ...
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
hold on, i'm sure they're here somewhere
Belle says:
google can read minds now anyway
boz says:
why haven't you done Jonnie's mp3 test
boz says:
are you afraid that you'll get nothing but Journey?
boz says:
and Huey Lewis
boz says:
and the Macarena
Belle says:
exactly
Belle says:
why can't i find these ice cubes!!!
boz says:
talk to your therapist, maybe he can plant a different false memory
Belle says:
all i found was this lav nav
Belle says:
http://www.drinkstuff.com/products/product.asp?ID=930&title=The+Lav+Nav
Belle says:
pee hole wee wee light it says hahaha
boz says:
I think I found the perfect xmas gift for mother boz
Belle says:
the lav nav?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
maybe they weren't ice cubes but we just used them that way
Belle says:
i can't find them anywhere
boz says:
they might have been marbles
boz says:
or some kind of sex toy
boz says:
and they just told you it was some kind of fake ice
boz says:
that damn star jones!
boz says:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1214041starjones1.html?link=rssfeed
Belle says:
i heard she demanded her whole wedding for free, she's a scrounge
boz says:
someone wanted to marry her?
boz says:
was it lavar burton?
boz says:
http://www.wtks.com/timages/page/jim_ladder2.gif
boz says:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5541506879#ebayphotohosting
boz says:
promise me that I'll be buried in this
boz says:
http://www.kissonline.com/kasket/body.html
Belle says:
47000 is too much, no way
Belle says:
http://www.bigfoto.com/miscellaneous/photos-14/plastic-ice_cube.jpg
Belle says:
this is the best i can get
boz says:
that's it?
Belle says:
i can't find anything!!
boz says:
ok, so it isn't ice, but you freeze it and use it as ice
Belle says:
i thought you were talking to me when you said you wouldn't forget the mil
Belle says:
k
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
exactly!!!
Belle says:
it's plastic
boz says:
and it's reusable
Belle says:
but has liquid in it
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
if you wash it i guess
boz says:
why didn't you say that
Belle says:
did you have them too?
boz says:
http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/rratreusicec.html
boz says:
try that
Belle says:
noooooooooooooo
Belle says:
they were not phallic
boz says:
this?
boz says:
http://www.aaa.com.au/australian-gifts/aus-gifts-lite-cubes.html
Belle says:
no, they did not light up
Belle says:
that's kind of scary
Belle says:
i don't want my drink lighting up
boz says:
how about a penis in your drink?
boz says:
waiter there's a penis in my drink!
boz says:
shhhhhh, everyone will want one
boz says:
I here star jones gets all her reusable ice cubes for free
Belle says:
damn her!!!
Belle says:
who does she think she is anyway, she invited donald trump to her wedding
Belle says:
someone needs to have a talk with her and i think we both know who that is
boz says:
joy behar?
Belle says:
close
boz says:
meredith viera
boz says:
mmmmmmmm, I have vanilla air freshener cannisters
Belle says:
no, i think meredith viera and joy behar are the same person
Belle says:
vanilla is so yesterday
boz says:
I'm an old fashioned kind of guy
Belle says:
you want the birthday cake smell i have
boz says:
you mean like vanilla birthday cake?
Belle says:
no, i mean like birthday cake, not just plain old vanilla
Belle says:
do you want to fight?
Belle says:
go talk to your best friend star
boz says:
they don't have that at the dollar store yet, wait till the FDA bans it then they dollar store will get it
Belle says:
i went to elementary school with someone named star, she got lice a lot
Belle says:
you say everything i have is bad, will break my computer or kill me
boz says:
I knew a guy named Toy when I was stationed in Mississippi
boz says:
and I had a professor named Tannenbaum
Belle says:
http://store1.yimg.com/I/graveyard_1808_5206098
boz says:
oh that!
boz says:
I guess your parents hid the penis shaped ones
Belle says:
or i thought they were something else
boz says:
anal beads

boz says:
did I just say anal beads?
Belle says:
you said it very dramatically too
boz says:
like I knew what I was talking about
Belle says:
so do you always freeze your anal beads for extra oomph?
Belle says:
anyway, back to my point, and i did have one
boz says:
you had anal beads?
Belle says:
freeze some of those plastic ice balls and all will be right with the world
boz says:
I'll delete that part
Belle says:
no more stuffy, no more anything bad
Belle says:
no, you have anal beads
Belle says:
you're the male prostitute
boz says:
that was just a dream
Belle says:
dreams are a gateway into the subconscious, boz
boz says:
and a dream is a wish your heart makes
Belle says:
hahahahaha
boz says:
I think annette funicello said that
Belle says:
jimminy crickett
Belle says:
i always get them confused too, though
boz says:
I told you that Pinochhio killed the crickett early on in the original story, didn't I?
Belle says:
right, and my brothers used to hunt smurfs
boz says:
snipe, not smurfs
Belle says:
i'm shuffling
Belle says:
i won't listen to your negativity regarding pinocchio
Belle says:
do i have to listen to them or can i hit next?
boz says:
what is someone gonna check up on you?
Belle says:
i mean, does it mess up the shuffle?
boz says:
no
Belle says:
hahahahaha
boz says:
the homer and jethro song came up, right?
Belle says:
how many, 10?
boz says:
yes
boz says:
geez!!
boz says:
you should be up to 100 by now
Belle says:
oh i finished, i was just looking at all the songs i didn' t realize i had
boz says:
I've got like 77 hours of songs on my harddrive
boz says:
I'm doing another list
Belle says:
i have 726 songs i think
boz says:
come away melinda by judy collins
boz says:
did you post your list?
Belle says:
i thought so
boz says:
on rwbs?
Belle says:
yeah
boz says:
don't see it
boz says:
black day in july by gordon lightfoot
boz says:
One of these days by the velvet underground
Belle says:

boz says:
now what?
Belle says:
nothing, but i posted mine, i had typed it and not clicked post
boz says:
ha
Belle says:
i'm cool like that
boz says:
it's that brain infarction you have
Belle says:
from eating the plastic ice
boz says:
hey, I have some camper van beethoven on my hd too
boz says:
and pixies
boz says:
Love ...
Belle says:
hahahahaha
boz says:
Love will keep us together ...
Belle says:
i don't know where that came from, really
boz says:
I think about the most embarrasing songs I might have would be some abba
Belle says:
abba is not embarrassing!
boz says:
oh, I have the rain the park and other things by the cowsills
Belle says:
do you have any air?
Belle says:
Air
Belle says:
Air is good
boz says:
never heard of them
Belle says:
seriously?
boz says:
yeah, seriously
Belle says:
wowza
boz says:
I don't watch mtv hits
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
you're so funny i forgot to laugh
Belle says:
why doesn't anyone say that anymore?
boz says:
ouch that stung
Belle says:
have you ever peed your pants from laughing?
boz says:
counting now?
Belle says:
hardy har har, yes
boz says:
no
Belle says:
pull ups count too
boz says:
I have started to gag though
Belle says:
my best friend made me throw up in my hands once
boz says:
some of kind of D/s ?
Belle says:
what?
Belle says:
no habla
boz says:
Domination/ submission
Belle says:
NO!
boz says:
Master slave
Belle says:
laughing
boz says:
Mistress slave
boz says:
well, the way you said it
Belle says:
FINE
boz says:
no please Mistress, not that!
Belle says:
don't make me puke in my hands again!
boz says:
retch, bitch,retch
Belle says:
no, it's not like that
boz says:
that's good
Belle says:
do you have a most played list on your music player?
boz says:
I think so
Belle says:
tell me the top five
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
wow the playcount is nuts
Belle says:
ok go
Belle says:
i SAID GO
boz says:
I am
Belle says:
don't make me make you throw up in your hands
boz says:
go go girl by gordon lightfoot
boz says:
randy scouse git by the monkees
boz says:
bright future in sales by fountains of wayne
Belle says:
are you cheating or what
boz says:
no
Belle says:
is that 5?
boz says:
no
Belle says:
well that's enough
Belle says:
i'm already bored
boz says:
good
Belle says:
cheetah!
boz says:
I am not
boz says:
you need to burn me about 10 cds
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
do I look like I'm joking?
Belle says:
sorry, i only have the one captain and tenille song
boz says:
bull shit, I bet you have muskrat love on continuous play
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
that sounds like a nervous laugh
boz says:
not a throw up in your hands laugh
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
but really
boz says:
I remember one time when I was stationed in Japan me and my two roommates were the only three guys in the barracks and some little japanese guy came in with one of those spray cans that you hung over your shoulder and started sprayin the barracks and the three of us ran out of the barracks puking
boz says:
he had a mask on too
boz says:
but none of us puked in our hands
Belle says:
i had to puke in my hands, we were in the car
boz says:
and she told you too, right
Belle says:
i hate it when japanese guys come into my house and spray chemicals at me though, i feel your pain
Belle says:
she did tell me to, she didn't want me to puke in her car
boz says:
he kept mumbling something about hiroshimam nagasaki, and some other stuff I couldn't make out
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
it happens
boz says:
oh, here's another good one
boz says:
at the snack bar at the bowling alley the japanese guy behind the snack bar was really short, almost a midget, and one time I went up to get a beer, and I threw the quarter on the bar and it landed right near the outer edge and he couldn't reach it, he kept jumping up and down trying to get it
boz says:
then I went back and told my friends about it, and we all started putting the quarter right on the edge of the bar, just to see him jump up and down
boz says:
after a week or so he got himself a little rake to rake the quarter in
Belle says:
that's mean
boz says:
but funny
Belle says:
you're going to HELL
Belle says:
you probably eat kielbasa too
boz says:
I'm telling you, if you would have seen how funny he looked, you would have done it too
boz says:
he wore glasses too
boz says:
and short sleeved white shirts
boz says:
and tiny little shoes
Belle says:
mean, mean, mean
boz says:
mmmmmmmm vanilla
Belle says:
this totally cancels out the paper stockings you bought
boz says:
man
boz says:
what a gyp
boz says:
were you drunk when you threw up in your hands?
boz says:
why don't you stick your finger down your throat and do it again, for me
Belle says:
no, and no
boz says:
while wearing your monkey mask of doom
Belle says:
nooooooooo
boz says:
did you wear that on the bus the last time you went to nyc?
Belle says:
no, but people probably wouldn't look twice
boz says:
or do you only wear it when you do housework
Belle says:
there are some weird people out there and they all take the bus to NYC
boz says:
sounds like a song
boz says:
from new hampshire to new york city
boz says:
you'd better watch your step
boz says:
cause there's some things out there that aren't so pretty
boz says:
baby!
Belle says:
don't quit your day job
boz says:
don't worry, if I had one I wouldn't
Belle says:
i saw my neighbor the other morning at like 5am and he had no teeth
Belle says:
i got flabbergasted and ran away
boz says:
I wept because I had no lips till I saw my neighbor who had no teeth
Belle says:
he was in his pj's
Belle says:
he said hi to me and went to take his paper from me, but i ran
boz says:
too bad you didn't have a whistle or an air horn
Belle says:
i was in my pj's too
boz says:
do you live in a seniors complex?
Belle says:
you know, i might
Belle says:
they are all like a billion years old
boz says:
did he say, come here little girl and feel the bad touch
Belle says:
i ran before he could!
Belle says:
he beats his wife, she told me
boz says:
at least doesn't bite her
Belle says:
his wife stalks me
Belle says:
she is in a wheel chair
boz says:
a power wheel chair?
Belle says:
she knows what time i leave the house each day and everything and if i am late she will say something
Belle says:
she said sometimes at night she has to go to the bathroom and she tries to wake up her husband to take her and he hits her
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
can you blame him?
Belle says:
no, she is way crazy
Belle says:
i believe she can really walk, i saw her one day
Belle says:
she fakes
Belle says:
i can't judge though, since i have faked blindness and made my friend fake a limp
boz says:
she's like the fat people at walmart who use the motorized carts
Belle says:
she goes to day care
boz says:
you should have made your friend fake a limp and then throw up in her hands
Belle says:
maybe next time
boz says:
is this 'friend" visible to anyone besides you?
Belle says:
did you hear blockbuster is getting rid of late fees?
Belle says:
i think so
boz says:
big deal the closest blockbuster is 40 miles away
Belle says:
i wonder if it's retro active, i owe them like a billion dollars, that's why i stopped going there
boz says:
do you still have the videos?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
2
boz says:
freaky friday and sex in the city season one?
Belle says:
no, but they are really crappy
boz says:
what are they?
Belle says:
at least one is, it's http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114496/
Belle says:
i think bonnie rait wrote it
Belle says:
the other one i kinda liked, but i like ione skye
Belle says:
and fairuza balk was in it too
Belle says:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104321/
Belle says:
i identified with trudi
Belle says:
i wish my name was trudi
boz says:
I've seen gas food and lodging on a premium channel
Belle says:
what did you think?
boz says:
I don't really remember too much about it, but I like ione skye too
boz says:
she is Donovan's daughter
boz says:
my middle name is trudi
Belle says:
you lie
Belle says:
i think these were new releases when i stole them
Belle says:
why isn't ione skye in more movies?
boz says:
I don't know, she was really good in that prison movie she was in
boz says:
she was in But I'm a Cheerleader!
boz says:
uncredited
Belle says:
went to coney island on a mission from god?
boz says:
this is it
boz says:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109903/
boz says:
I think it was a movie made for showtime
boz says:
I have to write a post comparing citizen kane and a christmas story
Belle says:
i wish my name was ione skye
Belle says:
oh!!!
boz says:
the similiarities are amazing
Belle says:
i got my dad the Leg Lamp for christmas
Belle says:
frag-ee-lay
boz says:
it must be from italy
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
my dad is going to love it!
boz says:
sure he is
Belle says:
my stepmother, not so much, but my dad will!
boz says:
if your name were ione skye you last name would be leitch, could you take that?
boz says:
pronounced leech
boz says:
and how do you pronounce ione?
boz says:
oooooh, sixpence none the richer just came on shuffle
Belle says:
eye-own-ee
boz says:
kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Belle says:
no i was wrong
Belle says:
it's eye-on-ee
Belle says:
no i was right
boz says:
that's just wrong
Belle says:
it's eye-oh-nee
boz says:
she should change her name it isabella
boz says:
skye
Belle says:
skye!
Belle says:
maybe she will swap with me
boz says:
that would go good together isabella skye
boz says:
now my name has always sounded weird to me
boz says:
it sounds like some kind of japanese conglomerate
boz says:
kenco
Belle says:
like petco
Belle says:
ken cole shoes and bags though, that's quite a name
Belle says:
i think i have a kenneth cole bag
boz says:
wasn't that the name of the whiskey bill murray was advertising in lost in translation
boz says:
kenco whiskey
boz says:
you should buy me a kenneth cole watch for xmas
boz says:
kiss me deadly by lita ford
boz says:
I wish my name was kenneth cole
boz says:
doh!!!
boz says:
it worked!!!
Belle says:
wowwwwwwwwwwww
Belle says:
i don't think kenneth cole makes watches
boz says:
yeah, they do
boz says:
you should rent this one
boz says:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323248/
Belle says:
user comments: okay I guess
boz says:
greg zola plays snout
Belle says:
DVD Purchase : No way in hell.

Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
I think we have invented a new internet game, you find a movie and then click on one of the cast members and see what movies he or she has been in and then you click on the weirdest title and on and on
boz says:
my new favorite actor
boz says:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004897/
boz says:
he played himself in an episode of family feud the playboy bunnies vs the bachelors
boz says:
Plot Summary: Love, pride and jealousy are aroused when a ranch owners daughter, called Lizzie, has an affair with a cowboy...
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
are you shopping for my watch?
boz says:
Lizzie!
Belle says:
i got distracted by jerry maguire quotes
Belle says:
he was on melrose place
boz says:
so
Belle says:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0186454/
Belle says:
oh no, not deadly motorcycle gangs!!!
boz says:
he was thrust!
Belle says:
Ice-T was in that too
boz says:
so was jennifer o'dell she was in the lost world tv series
boz says:
levar burton was born in germany
boz says:
laugh at me by sonny bono
boz says:
Marge Gunderson: Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.
boz says:
fargo
Belle says:
did you see vanilla sky?
boz says:
tom cruise?
boz says:
nope didn't see it
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
really?
boz says:
yeah really,
Belle says:
well then, fine!
boz says:
me and tom have an agreement, I don't watch his movies and he doesn't leave anonymous comments on my blog
boz says:
Marge Gunderson: You have no call to get snippy with me; I'm just trying to do my job here.
Belle says:
i like Fargo
Belle says:
you should watch vanilla sky
boz says:
you like it because of william h.
boz says:
didn't you say that vanilla was soooo yesterday?
Belle says:
but vanilla sky
Belle says:
you should watch it because a lot of people hate it
boz says:
oh, that makes sense
Belle says:
and they hate it because they don't get it
boz says:
what don't they get?
Belle says:
you have to see it to understand
boz says:
I'll pass
Belle says:
it's all a dream
Belle says:
people don't get that
boz says:
damn people!
boz says:
Mother boz is watching King of the Hill and she has the sound up all the way
boz says:
plus she has closed caption on!
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
that's cute
Belle says:
peggy hill has to go to mexico to get her shoes
boz says:
I think they show about 10 hours straight of king of the hill on fx
Belle says:
they do
boz says:
she watches that, then turns on the sci-fi channel
boz says:
then she turns on turner classic and watches that till morning then bitches because the movies all suck and they don't have closed caption
Belle says:
poor mother boz
boz says:
poor me!
Belle says:
oh yeah, sure
Belle says:
poor you
Belle says:
i am going to the salon on thursday, is mother boz going, too?
boz says:
hey, it's very disconcerting to wake up at six in the morning to go to the bathroom and hear jimmy cagney screaming in the next room
boz says:
yes she is, on thursday at 2
boz says:
3
Belle says:
maybe i'll see her there!
boz says:
she'd call you uppity if you called it a salon
Belle says:
maybe we can get matching dye jobs
Belle says:
well it is a salon
boz says:
humph salon!
Belle says:
salon sabeha!
boz says:
alley cuts
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
and karen does her hair
boz says:
no Mr. Bobby
Belle says:
danielle will be doing mine, maybe we can sit next to each other
boz says:
like at a salon
Belle says:
i have no mr. bobby
boz says:
danielle, what kind of big city name is that?
Belle says:
hahaha
Belle says:
actually she spells it Danylle
boz says:
i bet her real name is dorthy
boz says:
fernando by abba
Belle says:
and she talks to the man in the moon
Belle says:
or a tree
boz says:
I had a cousin who used to go out in the woods and talk to the trees
Belle says:
until rabid deer killed her?
boz says:
his name was nunzio
Belle says:
uh huh
boz says:
he was half italian and half hillbilly
Belle says:
aren't we all
boz says:
I wish
Belle says:
frageeeeelay
Belle says:
ok i gotta go to bed maintenant!
boz says:
sure, fine, whatever
boz says:
we have to start leaving anonymous comments on Dinner With Boz
Belle says:
to make ourselves look cool?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
it might work for me, but i dont' know
Belle says:
you talk an awful lot about anal beads, not sure anonymous comments can help
boz says:
hey, I'm the jesus of cool, pronounced hay-sus
Belle says:
like my gardener?
boz says:
no, I have teeth
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
at least at the moment
boz says:
well, until I take them out for the night
Belle says:
i hear King of the Hill makes people's teeth fall out
boz says:
I don't watch it
Belle says:
you don't have to
Belle says:
you just have to hear it
Belle says:
i saw it on CSI
Belle says:
the sound waves go to your teeth
boz says:
noooooooooooooooo, I feel a molar starting to loosen
Belle says:
CSI New Mexico with Salma Hayek
boz says:
i thought I was that on CSI Portsmouth
Belle says:
well whatever, it's all relative on CSI
boz says:
starring christina applegate
Belle says:
no, reese witherspoon
Belle says:
your granddaughter, gus
boz says:
no, david faustino
Belle says:
oh, you're right, david faustino
Belle says:
ok goodnight
boz says:
night