Thursday, December 02, 2004

My dinner with Levar Burton and Belle's lunch with James Taylor

Belle says:
boz i think my head is on too tight
Belle says:
and my eyes are too loose
Belle says:
maybe as a result of the head
boz says:
anything else?
Belle says:
hmm
Belle says:
i'm extremely hot
Belle says:
i think i have a fever
boz says:
well, they don't call you big headed girl for nothing
Belle says:
probably malaria
Belle says:
no one calls me that!!
Belle says:
anymore
boz says:
maybe they should
boz says:
you think you have problems, ha!
Belle says:
i don't have seizures
boz says:
I'm leaking from unseemly places
Belle says:
uhhhh
Belle says:
anal leakage?
boz says:
gross me out
Belle says:
what color is it?
boz says:
what color is what?
Belle says:
the anal leakage
boz says:
you said it was anal leakage, not me
Belle says:
well we both know i am always right
Belle says:
are there even other kinds of leakage?
boz says:
ok, for arguements sake let's say it is anal leakage, I'm wearing black underpants so how would I tell?
Belle says:
change your underpants
Belle says:
they make black underpants for guys?
boz says:
did I say they were guys?
Belle says:
oh, well that makes sense then
Belle says:
put on some of mother boz's white granny undies
boz says:
never
boz says:
besides I just said I had leakage to take your mind off your problems, did it work?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
now i can't stop thinking about anal leakage
Belle says:
some anal leakage is normal hahahaha
Belle says:
i can't even type that with out laughing
boz says:
but what if the gerbil slips out
boz says:
hypothetically speaking
Belle says:
the gerbil?
Belle says:
you lost me with your talk of the gerbil
boz says:
you've never heard the richard gere and the gerbil rumor?
Belle says:
you can't blame your anal leakage on olestra though
Belle says:
ohhhh, yeah
Belle says:
i told you my head was too tight
Belle says:
well wear a tampon
boz says:
my hypothetical anal leakage
Belle says:
some anal leakage is associated with hemmorhoids
Belle says:
i had to think for like ten minutes how to spell hemmorhoids
boz says:
It's odd that you know so much about anal leakage
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
i know a lot about a lot really
Belle says:
i knew a guy that had a yeast infection once
boz says:
hey, did you read my heart warming tale about the crosby stills nash and young concert?
boz says:
my dad had a mammaogram
Belle says:
I did and I thoroughly enjoyed it, Aplus all the way
Belle says:
how did you know it was my dad that had the yeast infection
boz says:
I didn't
boz says:
so there!
Belle says:
i just heard a loud crash from the other room
boz says:
wasn't me
boz says:
probably those damn cats
Belle says:
it was, i went out there and they look guilty
Belle says:
i'm sorry i told the world you have anal leakage
Belle says:
but i really did love that post
boz says:
wait ... you told the world?
boz says:
did you notice how my voice cracked when I said world?
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
i also liked that joke about h, i, and j
boz says:
your head is on too tight
Belle says:
i told you
boz says:
I can delete that from the zonkboard
Belle says:
fine
Belle says:
do that
Belle says:
it makes me look petty
Belle says:
which i am
Belle says:

boz says:
you're just trying to trick me into leaving it up
Belle says:
no really
Belle says:
take it down
boz says:
I did
Belle says:
i shouldn't be held accountable for anything with my head like this
boz says:
a lobotomy might help
Belle says:
i'm not a kennedy
boz says:
poor kathleen
Belle says:
hey! you know what!
Belle says:
guess who was on The WEst Wing tonight
boz says:
Cher
Belle says:
James Taylor! how weird is that, and now i am connected to Martin Sheen!
boz says:
and Cher
Belle says:
James Taylor looked exactly like he did when we had lunch
boz says:
you had lunch with James Taylor?
boz says:
at Wendy's with Dave Thomas?
Belle says:
absolutely, outside in Boston
Belle says:
no!
Belle says:
dave is dead, RIP
boz says:
my name isn't rip
boz says:
hahaha, Rip Uranus!!!
Belle says:
rip van boz
Belle says:
there you go, change your name now
boz says:
now that would cause some serious anal leakage
Belle says:
ouch
Belle says:
just ask jordie
Belle says:
lavar burton
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
lavar burton
Belle says:
got jordied in prison
Belle says:
in that movie
boz says:
oh yeah
Belle says:
one of the best movies ever
boz says:
where he was a mute
Belle says:
yes!
Belle says:
and he just grunted
boz says:
he's been in prison in a lot of movies
Belle says:
i haven't seen any others
boz says:
the ron le flore story
Belle says:
i think you're making that up
boz says:
quit trying to change the subject, I want to know more about your lunch was Sweet Baby James
boz says:
with
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i signed a nondisclose contract afterwards
boz says:
fine
Belle says:
actually i just met him at work, he used to come in the health store i worked at and one day he asked me to join him outside for lunch
Belle says:
it was very cazz
boz says:
this filipino guy and I listened to the sweet baby james casette like for five hours straight one time
boz says:
did he think you were a hooker?
Belle says:
NO
boz says:
and he is way too old for you
Belle says:
well maybe, who knows what he though
Belle says:
t
Belle says:
i wasn't like trying to date him, geez
Belle says:
he asked me to join him and i did and we had sandwiches, very casual
boz says:
yeah, just hitting him up for a meal
Belle says:
i met a lot of famous people there in Boston
boz says:
sandwiches and three lines of coke
Belle says:
but i never ate with them
Belle says:
hahahaha coke
Belle says:
then i woke up naked in an alley
boz says:
they have alleys in boston?
Belle says:
sure
boz says:
my mother gets her hair done at Alley Cuts
Belle says:
oh yes hahahaha
Belle says:
with the guy she wants to set you up with, jordie
boz says:
no
boz says:
it's not like that at all
boz says:
by the way, she is getting her hair done tomorrow
Belle says:
well that would explain the anal leakage
Belle says:
when isn't she getting her hair done
boz says:
now
Belle says:
i need to get my hair done, too, mayb ei'll join her
boz says:
ok, it's the Alley Cuts, it's in the alley behind Newman Street
boz says:
you can't miss it
boz says:
next to Barnacle Bills and the Dollar Store
boz says:
and the Ace hardware
Belle says:
what do you do when she's getting her hair done
Belle says:
hey i know the guy that owns Ace hardware
boz says:
I come home and wait for her phone call to pick her up
boz says:
Dave Thomas?
Belle says:
where does she call from
boz says:
from the Alley Cuts
Belle says:
does mother boz have a cell phone
Belle says:
they let her use the phone??
Belle says:
what kind of place is this
boz says:
heck yeah, she's been going there for about 15 years
Belle says:
i let this girl use my cell phone once and she called her home country of slovakia
boz says:
mother boz would never do that, she doesn't know anyone in slovakia
Belle says:
it was at the bus station to go to NY, a while back, and she said she just wanted to call her ride, a local call
boz says:
except maybe that girl who borrowed your cell phone
boz says:
you take the bus to NYV!!!
boz says:
NYC!!!
boz says:
do you sit between Juan and Pedro
boz says:
or Jesus and his chicken
Belle says:
i totally take the bus, i cant' handle traffic, it's likely i'd pull a gun and shoot people, and on the bus i can sleep, which is very important, especially the way back
Belle says:
no, but
Belle says:
i did sit by this guy who kept putting his hand on my thigh
boz says:
how much did you have to pay him?
Belle says:
i moved seats and he came with me
boz says:
super glue is pretty strong stuff
Belle says:

boz says:
so you super glued this immigrant to your thigh so you'd have a date to see the Wilford Brimley play, have I got it about right?
Belle says:
you know one time there was this guy on the bus who was asking everyone to help him figure out what bus he had to transfer to when we got to NYC and i looked at his thing and he was going to be bussing it for like 4 days straight, all the way to his homeland. who does that?
Belle says:
notice i'm not answering that question
boz says:
you looked at his thing!!!!
boz says:
hahaha
Belle says:
oh man
Belle says:
you know it's not cheap
boz says:
apparently you are the person other people have to be wary of on the bus
Belle says:
this is me on the bus "hmmm, let me look at your thing..."
boz says:
and put your hand on my thigh to steady yourself
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
it was the same guy, right
Belle says:
no!
Belle says:
different times
boz says:
was this guys name Ratso Rizzo?
Belle says:
yeah, because i was all "a/s/l please" ?
Belle says:
i dont' talk to these people!
boz says:
you just look at their things, that sounds like non-verbal communication to me
boz says:
did you take him back to your room at the Y?
Belle says:
hahahhaha
Belle says:
riiiiight
Belle says:
more like the W!
boz says:
well, yeah, the Y ... W ... C ... A
Belle says:
i went to ywca camp when i was little
boz says:
now I've got images of the Village People dancing thru my brain
Belle says:
we made bracelets
Belle says:
it might have been a crazy camp though
boz says:
was it a day camp or a sleep away camp
Belle says:
day
Belle says:
crazy camp is sleep away i guess
Belle says:
so i guess it wasn't
boz says:
they had a camp movie on last night
boz says:
I think my favorite camp movie was the one with tatum oneal and kristy mcnichol
Belle says:
hmm
Belle says:
empty nest goes to camp?
boz says:
little foxes?
Belle says:
don't know it
boz says:
matt dillon was in it
boz says:
and armand assante
boz says:
and the one girl from sex in the city
Belle says:
hmm
Belle says:
i can't think of any camp movies except that one with the adults who go back because it's shutting down
boz says:
Little Darlings
boz says:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0081060/
boz says:
you have to rent it
boz says:
kristy and tatum make a bet about who can lose their virginity first
Belle says:
OH
Belle says:
i've seen part of that!
boz says:
it's good
Belle says:
when they were swinging in the playground talking about that bet, i saw that
boz says:
yeah, and the little hippie girl was the one on sex in the city
Belle says:
i will rent that
boz says:
matt dillon was the big teen idol when that movie came out
boz says:
and the one girl who talked them into making the bet, the snobby girl, was on Hello, Larry, with McLean Stevenson as the oldest daughter
boz says:
but only for one season
Belle says:
wow
Belle says:
what an ensemble
boz says:
and don't forget
Abby Bluestone as Chubby
boz says:
you gotta love IMDB
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
Chubby
boz says:
she was younger and she just sort of tagged along
boz says:
and david attfield says ... This movie isn't as bad as its plot may suggest, mainly because of two excellent performances from Kristy McNichol and Matt Dillon
Belle says:
does it really say that??
boz says:
yep, and he says the girls looked daggy
Belle says:
why is there only one guy
Belle says:
daggy?
boz says:
???
boz says:
one guy?
boz says:
triple 8 says: Little darlings is both a cute movie and a fun one-although it's a light movie, the characters go through and tackle, issues all young girls deal with in a fun non preachy manner and is pretty accurate in many places too.
Belle says:
matt dillon
Belle says:
why isnt' there another guy
boz says:
oh, kristy gets matt and tatum gets armand assante
boz says:
the head conselour or something
Belle says:
well don't tell me!!!
boz says:
that is pretty much laid out
Belle says:
well it wasn't to me
boz says:
you should also rent the movie Foxes, starring Jodie Foster
Belle says:
is it a camp movie?
Belle says:
i don't really like jodie foster
boz says:
no, this is good, it also came out in 1980
boz says:
she wasn't a lesbian yet
boz says:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0080756/
boz says:
scot baio is in it
boz says:
and cherie currie from the runaways
boz says:
and Randy Quaid!!!
boz says:
Trivia: Buddy Foster, Jodie's brother and a child actor in his own right, was up for a part in this film. They wanted him to play the love interest to his own sister. They eventually recast the role
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
that's just crazy
Belle says:
so vc andrews
Belle says:
who the h is her brother, an actor in his own right?
boz says:
he played ken berry's son in Mayberry RFD, sort of Opie Lite
boz says:
and he became a bitter bitter man
Belle says:
you lie
boz says:
it's the truth
boz says:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0062587/
boz says:
buddy foster as mike jones
boz says:
he did play Boy in Car in Foxes though
Belle says:
wow
Belle says:
who names their kid buddy anyway
Belle says:
that's weird though
boz says:
I dunno, Babs and Junior?
boz says:
life is weird
boz says:
so you've got a 1980's double feature
boz says:
Little Darlings and Foxes
Belle says:
and i thought i'd seen them alll
boz says:
kory kane says: 1 of the 4 girls has to deal with losing her virginity to actor Randy Quaid in one of his first roles.
Belle says:
that's a LOT to deal with
boz says:
talk about having something to deal with!!!
boz says:
hahaha
Belle says:
i wouldn't want to lose my virginity to randy quaid
boz says:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Belle says:
not again
boz says:
that's what chevy chase said
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
but randy rutted him like a dog
Belle says:
no, chevy lost his virginity to john candy
Belle says:
everyone knows that
boz says:
at wally world?
boz says:
wow, there were 4992 titles released in 1980
Belle says:
walleyworld!
Belle says:
good year
boz says:
I think you should see them all
Belle says:
tonight?
boz says:
sure, there must be an all night video store somewhere in NH
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
not quite
boz says:
oh, a lot of them are television shows
boz says:
here's one you need to see
boz says:
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080262/
boz says:
neither of them spoke english so they had to speak phoenetically
Belle says:
it's not loading
Belle says:
or is loading very slow for some reason
boz says:
pink lady and jeff
boz says:
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080262/
boz says:
loaded for me in a second
Belle says:
yeah worked that time
Belle says:
very odd looking show
boz says:
it was a variety show
boz says:
jim varney was on it!!!
Belle says:
and debbie harry
boz says:
Starch says: No one should be forced or permitted to watch this show, even by accident.
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
brett buck says: I enjoy surrealism as much as the next guy, but seeing the girls mouthing the punch lines to jokes, and laughing on cue, was quite disturbing. And poor Jeff Altman, this was below even his dignity. At least they had Ernest.
boz says:
1980 was a great year
Belle says:

boz says:
you wish you were born in such a fine year
Belle says:
miss usa
boz says:
hey levar burton was in a movie in 1980
Belle says:
what movie?
boz says:
Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones (1980) (TV)
boz says:
and
boz says:
Hunter, The (1980)
boz says:
starring steve mcqueen
boz says:
Dummy was 1979
boz says:
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0079088/
Belle says:
why would he want a deaf lawyer
Belle says:
no wonder he went to prison and got raped
boz says:
sympathy
boz says:
boy that guy is pissed off
boz says:
dtucker86
Belle says:
wow
Belle says:
i just read that comment
boz says:
I guess the anal rape wasn't enough for dtucker86
Belle says:
damn my phone is broken
boz says:
did you right this comment?
boz says:
i saw this film a very long time ago and its impact was tremendous. so much so that although i had long forgotten the title i had not forgotten the film. only since i have been on the internet have i been able to trace the name of the film and subsequently look out for it on british tv or sky. so far though i have not come across it again. this film is more than worthy of a reshowing and i, for on
boz says:
for one, would be very pleased to see it again. i would go as far as to say that this film has haunted me for all this time.

boz says:
are you haunted by this film?
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i really am
Belle says:
i think that first guy was like the victim's brother or something
Belle says:
or he got turned down by lavar
boz says:
did lavar wear a dress in prison?
Belle says:
uhh no
boz says:
he should have, he has the legs for it
boz says:
how did you break your phone this time?
Belle says:
i don't know, it was just ringing and i went to answer it and then it went dead, can't get anything to happen now
boz says:
maybe it is levar burton
Belle says:
maybe
Belle says:
now i will never know
boz says:
and he is rehearsing for Dummy II
boz says:
the sequel
boz says:
and this time he get's Marlie Matlin as his lawyer
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
it would be easy to be the screen writer on that, no one can speak
boz says:
http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/
Belle says:
you have hair like spun gold?
boz says:
sure, take a close look
boz says:
HAD
boz says:
cute vest too
Belle says:
very
Belle says:
i have to go lie down
Belle says:
too much eighties and lavar
boz says:
your head tilting?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
i'm afraid it will fall completely off
boz says:
ok, sure, go ahead
boz says:
ahead !!!!
Belle says:
you forgot the in your time of need part
boz says:
oh man, I was going to tell you about the dream where I was a prostitute
Belle says:
oh mannnnnnnnnnnnn
boz says:
next time
Belle says:
every time!!1
Belle says:
ok i won't forget now
boz says:
take two tylenol and call levar in the morning
Belle says:
my phone doesn't work!!!
Belle says:
but ok
Belle says:
have a good one, boz
boz says:
you too, night
Belle says:
night

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