My dinner with Winnie Cooper

Belle says
so you're finally going in for that electro shock therapy
boz says
yeah, if it works on me they're going to try it on monkeys next
Belle says
that explains the will benefit mankind for decades to come part
boz says
that was sort of a planet of the apes reference
Belle says
you know, i never saw planet of the apes
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either one
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did you know there was also a planet of the apes television series
Belle says
no, was it on after or before the fast times at ridgemont high television series
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before
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was eric stolz in it
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yeah, he played the part kevin bacon played in the movie
Belle says
no, mark wahlberg
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no, that was the part david faustino played
boz says
oooh, do you remember the movie Paper Moon
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with tatum and her dad
Belle says
that isn't the one with reese witherspoon and the boy getting ran over by the tractor, is it
boz says
oh, that movie was so tragic
boz says
different movie though
Belle says
no, don't know it
Belle says
i lead a sheltered life
boz says
it was directed by peter bogdonavich, one of his two or three movies that made money, tatum even won an oscar for it ... anyway, they made that in to a tv series and guess who played tatum o'neal's part
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guess!!!!
Belle says
jodie foster
boz says
dammit, I hate it when you are right
Belle says
which is all the time, must be tough
boz says
by the way, did you ever rent those two movies I told you about
Belle says
i would have been more impressed if Kristy McNichol had played it
Belle says
i rented Little Darlings, but I forgot the other ones
boz says
foxes
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with jodie foster and randy quaid
Belle says
best onscreen duo ever
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and scott baio
Belle says
i have to rent that one, i'm writing it down
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in BLOOD
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on my neighbor's door
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your blood
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helter skelter
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hahahaha
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see, you know the manson references
Belle says
i admit to nothing
boz says
your nickname isn't squeaky, is it
Belle says
my friends call me Ferris
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i thought they called you big head girl
Belle says
did you ever see that hotel new hampshire
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yeah, i did, it pretty much sucked
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the book was way better
Belle says
with the incest
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you read the book
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yeah, rob and jodie
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but no rob lowe in the book!
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talk about sexual chemistry
Belle says
it made me wish my name was Franny
boz says
I've read a number of John Irving novels, even before they were made into bad movies
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like in Dreschler
Belle says
he did that widow one too
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i feel deja vu
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I've read Hotel New Hampshire, The World According to Garp, and Cider House Rules
Belle says
did you know they had The Nanny reunion special, i think it was last week hahaha
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a lot of incest in his books
Belle says
i bet millions tuned in for that
Belle says
yeah, for real on the incest, me thinks he has issues
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his sister is probably vc andrews
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or julie andrews
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was there incest on the Nanny re-union
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i'll have to get back to you after i watch my solid gold video tape of it
boz says
or manboy love
Belle says
yeah, fran drescher and the guy with the accent, that's manboy love
boz says
i was thinking about the butler
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of course I think about him alot
Belle says
wow you know a lot about this show, i didn't know they had a butler
Belle says
he's probably the guy from your male prostitute dreams
boz says
he haunts my every waking moment
Belle says
i hear they make drugs for that sort of thing now
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sorry, no drugs for me, I'm fasting
boz says
I feel so ghandi-like
Belle says
so you don't want one of these brownies i brought home from the christmas party
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they are frosted
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are they laced with lsd
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with cocaine
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better than lsd, less paranoid delusions
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when was your xmas party
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tonight
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today
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it was toooooooooooooooooo long
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at the hospital
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i actually fell asleep multiple times while people were talking to me
Belle says
no, it was held at gigi's house
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get out!
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nope
Belle says
it was
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she must have a big house
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she does, she has a sugar daddy
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a doctor
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john irving
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scot baio
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no, i believe he is a lawyer, but i could be wrong, he could be something else, like a writer for tv guide or that guy who wrote fire and rain whose name i can't remember but i had lunch with
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james taylor
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yeah, maybe him
boz says
on slow days do they ever let you perform surgery
Belle says
just yours tomorrow
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you wish
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hahahaha!
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Small Soldiers is on!
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is that the animated one, or the one with zil zheaton
Belle says
the animated one
Belle says
one of my brothers used to tell me my dolls came to life when i went to sleep at night
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scaaaared me
boz says
harpo, or chico
Belle says
james taylor
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I thought you only had one brother
Belle says
john irving wrote my life
Belle says
no, i have 3
boz says
that would explain a lot of things
Belle says
no it wouldn't
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your fascination with john irving and hotel new hampshire
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no chico, not the bad touch
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what kind of dolls did you have they came to life when you were asleep
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chucky
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wait!!! two of your brothers aren't japanese are they, and they don't wear penis hats, do they
Belle says
not last i checked
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i had cabbage patch kids
boz says
boys or girls
Belle says
a few of both
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few of both wowser, you must have been rich
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come on, you remember their names, and are dying to tell me,
Belle says
i was the only girl AND the youngest, i was spoiled
Belle says
i do, i actually was just talking about them the other day to my friend that i have known forever and she told me the names of hers. she also said one of hers was a lesbian though
boz says
in psychology that is called transference
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hahahha
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i always wanted a black one
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i still might
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my mother bought a xmas one for half price at a da y before xmas sale at ben franklin's a few years back
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she bought, stored it away, and it hasn't been heard from since
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until.... dun dun dun...
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it comes to life on CHRISTMAS EVE
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and kills everyone in east taiwan!!!
boz says
you've been watching too much of the sci fi channel
Belle says
Zoolander is on too!
boz says
ben stiller is sooooo yesterday
Belle says
i never watch the sci fi channel, you never know when zil zheaton might pop up on you
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I am suprised the gay community hasn't killed ben stiller yet for his lame portrayls of closeted gay men
Belle says
i gave you the best mother boz xmas gift
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idea
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oh let me check
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the gay community DID kill ben stiller, that is not him, it's a gay man playing ben stiller playing a closeted gay man
boz says
oh, I saw that comment the other day
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like mother boz knows how to operate a dvd player
boz says
isn't he married to marcia brady
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yes!
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or tom brady
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but not the real marcia brady
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no, the one from the movies
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the stepford marcia brady
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yes
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she was also in one awesomest movie
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what
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uhhh
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let me look, i have it, i forget the name, my memory is going
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overnight delivery
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when you had lunch with james taylor did he mention carly simon
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not at all
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he was actually pretty quiet
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they were married you know
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he talked a little about the performance he was doing at boston symphony and if i would like to do a few lines of coke with him in the alley way, and that was it
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yes, she wrote that song about him
boz says
noooo, it was about me
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dammit
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me
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really, he said that about the coke
Belle says
yeah
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after a nice healthy vegetarian lunch
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only he didn't say coke or alley way or anything like that
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I feel so used
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again
Belle says
yes, gotta be healthy
Belle says
used and abused
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and kicked to the curb
Belle says
have you met my neighbor
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the one who is stalking you, or the other one
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why, you thought james taylor only asked you to do lines of coke with him in the alley
Belle says
have you seen the Hallmark commercial where the lady puts the Hallmark singing snowman and dog thing on the grumpy neighbor's doorstep
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and it makes him smile and peace on earth and all
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no
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i got one of those for myself
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has it worked
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I don't buy xmas stuff anymore, except for the 99 cent cd from the speedway station when you buy 8 gallons of gas or more, from coca cola
Belle says
it is insanely loud! i am afraid to ever make it sing because they might send the security after me
Belle says
or it might make my neighbor beat his wife
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speedway
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gas station
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that's where I get my 64 ounce fountain coke refills for 89 cents
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did you buy the three cards
Belle says
hahaha they have a video of it!
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yeah i did
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but just so i could get that thing
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here!!!!
boz says
I'm watching the video, that would get real old, real quick
Belle says
no, watch the commercial
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you could be that mann!
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aimee mann
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I should go to our hallmark gold crown store and get that for mother boz
Belle says
you should, did you see the way that man's face lit up
Belle says
and the dog
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it was really heartwarming
boz says
did I ever tell you about the time a transvestite robbed our local hallmark store
Belle says
no, i don't believe you did
Belle says
was this another of your special dreams
boz says
it was around xmas time too
boz says
no, this really happened
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a woman walked into the store and held them up, and then fled, and they threw up a roadblock and did one of those searches and they found a wig, then a dress, then some tasteful pumps ...
Belle says
how does that make it a transvestite
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my dad wears tasteful pumps
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with 34 inch heals
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heels
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and no, it wasn't me
Belle says
right
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you know a little too much about this
Belle says
do you have an alibi
boz says
statue of limitations has probably run out on it
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statute
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isn't small town life exciting
Belle says
i wish my name was winnie
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i don't live in a small town
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winnie as in pooh
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no, as in cooper
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winifred
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yes
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that is almost like a guy name
Belle says
well not if people just call me winnie
boz says
yeah, but the first day of school the teacher would call you winifred and everyone would laugh, and you would be branded as a social outcast for the rest of the year, and the next year your father would transfer you to an exclusive private school and muffie and her snobby friends would ostracize you ... are you still sure you want to be named winnie
Belle says
fred savage would protect me
boz says
actually winnie cooper has a pretty big head
Belle says
i keep pictures of winnie around just for this kind of occasion
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this should be yours
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hahahaha
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wow, you guys have the same expression on there
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ha
Belle says
oh my ygod hhahahahaha
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i didn't notice right away, but wow, talk about a big head
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was that your desktop wallpaper
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or the pic you carry in your wallet
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fred, it's one he sent me before he found out what I was really after and he slapped the restraining order on me
Belle says
is he a member of NAMBLA too
Belle says
He was on the WEst Wing i think
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he's all grown up
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our member lists are confidential
Belle says
that's not what ben stiller said
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hahaha
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aaaaaaaaggggghhhh
Belle says
i always hated him
Belle says
why was he so mean to fred
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search me
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sexual tension
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probably
Belle says
hahahahahahahahaha
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Benson!!!
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is that benson
Belle says
it's mini alex
Belle says
your stalker
boz says
tracey! you've gaine weight
Belle says
brian bonsall
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better start starving yourself again, tracey!
boz says
she was in a movie on the lifetime movie channel tonight
boz says
of course patty duke played her mother
Belle says
well that's fitting
boz says
oh my god, this really does smack of nambla
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httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosBonsallBrian.jpg
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httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.com1.html
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they are all of young celebrity boys
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tatum!
Belle says
god, i'm probably on the FBI list just for clicking those links
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httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosOsmentHaleyJoel.jpg
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nooooo
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i see his name in there, that's enough
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hahahaha
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httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosDeppJohnny.jpg
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I've got this one
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the collection
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the johnny depp collection
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does it include him in the edward scissorhands pose
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httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosSchroderRick.jpg
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i'm not a huge depp fan, johnny or the gel. i am deeply disturbed that he will be playing willy wonka
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you want that one, don't you, little ricky schroder
Belle says
well he is hot in that sweater
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or was, he's dead, isn't he
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I'd kill for this one
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httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosHaimCorey.jpg
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hahahaha
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this is very weird
Belle says
yeah, definitely
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httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comPhotosThomasJonathanTaylor.jpg
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don't worry, if the FBI is recording this conversation, i won't tell them you are an amish pedophile
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oh my god, MY EYES
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when did he come down with epilepsy
boz says
he looks good in pink
Belle says
is that you in the background
Belle says
i recognize the suspenders
Belle says
and the cane
boz says
yeah, I was like hey, I lost my dog would you like to help me find it
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come to my ranch, it's called neverland!
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and he struck a pose and said Would I
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hahahaha
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that's so wrong
boz says
I hope I don't puke in my hands
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httpwww.celebphotos.fcpages.comContact.jpg
Belle says
do it, puke it up, now!
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omg chad allen
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and wil wheat- on!
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are any of them straight
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no
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that's where it all begins to make sense
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hahahaha
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gus!!!
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I like fred better
Belle says
fred is pretty funny
Belle says
i'm not surprised you like the young boy better
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aaaaagggghhh
Belle says
you DO have the collection
Belle says
wait until the FBI seizes your computer
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they'll find all these pics and haul you away
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hahaha
Belle says
mother boz will be left alone
Belle says
maybe they'll call me as a character witness
boz says
she'll probably turn me in
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that's it for tonight
Belle says
look though, how this guy wayne feels about river phoenix
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httpwww.angelfire.comilmjphoeniximagesgif.gif
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you are wayne, aren't you
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wayne is just one of the many names I used when I troll, I mean when I visit the teen boys who aren't good at sports chat rooms
Belle says
i had a feeling
Belle says
only you could write something so deep
Belle says
i got choked up at that touched by an angel part
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and when you called him rio, oh man
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and call him rio without sound gay
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the waterworks fell
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I think I'd better go to bed
Belle says
if i had a goat, i would totally name it river phoenix
Belle says
yes, you will need your rest for the shock treatment
boz says
rio for short
Belle says
good luck!
Belle says
may the force be with you
boz says
thanks, and thanks for the help in my hour of need!
Belle says
or as levar burton would say,
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ungh
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hahahaha
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ok take care, talk to you later alligator
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night
Belle says
nighters