My dinner at the time of the month

Belle says:
"Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch." hahahaha

boz says:
I am so jealous
Belle says:
you should be
Belle says:
bloodninja is giving you a run for your title
boz says:
sure rub my face in it!
boz says:
I almost puked in my hands reading it
Belle says:
the rhino one was toooooo much, my god
boz says:

Belle says:
"rhinoceruses don't wear shirts"
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
I like the cops are after me one
Belle says:
i'm reading that now, hahaha "i've lost weight since then" "i hope so"
Belle says:
oh my
boz says:
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
boz says:
HARRRRRRRR!!!!
Belle says:
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!

Belle says:
what a riot!
boz says:
sure, rub it in
boz says:
that just shows you how desperate they are to talk with someone
boz says:
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Belle says:
the bear one is hysterical too
Belle says:
I've read the Wellhung one before somewhere else, i didn't know there were others
boz says:
one day someome will do that with DrHunterDouglas
boz says:
I did post one tonight, a quickie, guy got fed up with me
Belle says:
ooh let me read
boz says:
http://anythingsomethingnothing.blogspot.com/2005/01/case-study-6-i-think_20.html
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
fine, just hahaha, I bet if it was bloody ninja you'd be rotflmao
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
fine!
Belle says:
FINE
boz says:
I bet the bloody ninja never got anyone to sing candle in the wind naked holding a can of peas
Belle says:
true
Belle says:
you definitely have a leg up on him there
boz says:
and made them late for work!
Belle says:
you're awfully proud of that
boz says:
what is this strange grip I have on women?
Belle says:
i don't know, you should ask jonnie
boz says:
do I have a strange grip on Jonnie too?
Belle says:
clearly
Belle says:
you have a strange grip on most everyone, don't you?
Belle says:
even brian bonsall
boz says:
where!!!!!
Belle says:
and he's like a superstar
boz says:
oh, my grand nephew made a new post today
Belle says:
the one you posted on TGE?
Belle says:
he's crazy, dawg
boz says:
yeah, getting kicked out of the house
boz says:
great profile pic, isn't it
Belle says:
his?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
yeah, i think i dated him
boz says:
I was trying to set the two of you up, but he didn't like your blog, he said he didn't like smart chicks
Belle says:
i would OWNinante him
Belle says:
what blog?
boz says:
your new one
Belle says:
no!
boz says:
no what?
Belle says:
yes, we have no bananas
boz says:
you should really trust me with the url of all your blogs
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
you find me amusing?
Belle says:
extremely
boz says:
hey, so when are you going to say yes to XIJIF?
Belle says:
I don't know, It just can't live up to my expectations now
boz says:
it would be terrible if I had to cancel it and dash the hopes of everyone who has already agreed
boz says:
and then blame YOU!!!!
Belle says:
why would you need to cancel
Belle says:
no one likes me anyway
boz says:
so I could blame YOU!!!
Belle says:
i am CLOAKED in failure
boz says:
awww, not everyone doesn't like you
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
did that make sense?
Belle says:
i think with all those negatives it made sense as "everyone hates you"
boz says:
yeah, that's what I was trying to say!
Belle says:
excellent then
boz says:
your plan worked, eh
Belle says:
excuse me, i have to go talk to my friend bloodninja
boz says:
get me his autograph
Belle says:
he is probably Tony Pierce
boz says:
WWBND?
boz says:
hey, everyone would be dying to have you be their secret XIJIF santa, they know what great gifts you give
Belle says:
uh huhhhh
boz says:
almost as good as mine
Belle says:
no way, jose
boz says:
ok, half as good as mine
Belle says:
i think i will call my new blog " a sorta kinda bloodninja"
boz says:
see, it's comments like that that give me a swelled head
boz says:
what, you aren't going to name your first born Blood Ninja?
Belle says:
No, Ruff
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
i am naming my firstborn Ruff
boz says:
oh
boz says:
why?
Belle says:
after Dennis the Menace's dog
boz says:
there was a hanna barbara cartoon show on back in the real early 60's starring a cat and a dog named Ruff and Ready

Belle says:
man, that is so not right
Belle says:
i think dennis the menace had a cat named "hotdog"
Belle says:
who was it that was asking me the other day if i was hotdog would i eat myself?
Belle says:
that's kind of a weird question
boz says:
they needed a bird named two other characters named Red and Sore and they could have called it Red, Rough, Ready and Sore
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
would that be too anal>
Belle says:
don't remind me about my open red sores from watching Garden State
Belle says:
you would know
Belle says:
you're the anal expert
boz says:
so would you?
Belle says:
speaking of, how's the leakage?
boz says:
oh man, don't even go there
Belle says:
can we have March as Muffin March?
Belle says:
like pie in july only muffins in march?
boz says:
only if you sign uo for XIJIF
Belle says:
that's not fair
Belle says:
i almost wrote fairy
Belle says:
fairy!
boz says:
oh man, last spring I had a real bad case of March Muffins, had to go to the dr and everything
boz says:
who said life is fair?
Belle says:
y
boz says:
y
Belle says:
Ruff said so
boz says:
there used to be a sportswriter named Red Ruffinsore
Belle says:
you lie
boz says:
big deal
Belle says:
my mom had a boyfriend named REd
boz says:
He capitalized the first two letters of his NAme
Belle says:
yeah, he capitalized the first two letters of everything, it was his affliction
Belle says:
he even spoke that way
boz says:
they have medication for that now
Belle says:
now, but they didn't then
Belle says:
and he had bigger problems anyway
boz says:
yeah, your mother
Belle says:
exactly
Belle says:
and me
boz says:
how did you enter into this?
Belle says:
I would always say "REd, I'm bored"
Belle says:
and he would say "HI BOred, I'M REd, NIce TO MEet YOu"
Belle says:
and i would get all pissed off
boz says:
that must have been hard to type and for so little of a laugh pay-off
Belle says:
it made me laugh!
Belle says:
everyone hates me!
boz says:
sure, blood ninja makes you laugh to
boz says:
you know, if someone asked me what you liked, I would tell them monkeys
boz says:
and Ike and Mikes
boz says:
you could really make out like a BAndit
boz says:
hey, did you see the ghost picture I posted?
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
what do you think?
Belle says:
hoax
boz says:
I dunno, my nephew don't play that game
Belle says:
I've seen ghosts before
Belle says:
he might not know it then, but someone is playing a game, it doesn't look real
boz says:
have you now?
Belle says:
oh yeah
boz says:
who, what, where, and when?
boz says:
Boz Olson ... Cub eporter!!!
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
shouldn't there be another r in eporter?
Belle says:
when I was younger my room was right under neath the attic and I always heard someone walking around up there
Belle says:
not if you are an email reporter
boz says:
critters
Belle says:
and one day I had my best friend over and we were playing in my room and then went into the next room over and all of a sudden we both felt someone chasing us
Belle says:
we turned around and there was a young woman who, i kid you not, threw a hairbrush at us as we rannnn down the stairs
boz says:

Belle says:
we ran right out of the house
boz says:
I immediately see the flaw in your story
Belle says:
fine
boz says:
best friend????
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
the one who made me puke in my hands
Belle says:
totally true, she was there when i saw the other ghost, too, although it was at her house
boz says:
how old were you when the ghost threw the hair brush at you?
Belle says:
hmmm, had to be somewhere around 6th grade maybe? i really don't recall
boz says:
shared hysterical syndrome or as we like to call it SHS
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
FINE
Belle says:
here i am opening up my heart and soul to you and you tell me i have SHS
boz says:
that was probably around the time both of you became "women" that would explain it
Belle says:
bloodninja wouldn't do this
boz says:
and that would explain your fasciantion with BLOOD!!!
Belle says:
oh, it was the ghost of Stayfree femine hygeine products?
Belle says:
i do not have a fascination with blood
Belle says:
just YOURS
boz says:
my god, my knee is bleeding ... you WITCH!!!!
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i did that with my MIND
Belle says:
watch as i make you start bleeding ALL OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
boz says:
it really is
Belle says:

boz says:
little tiny pin pricks ... forming letters ... forming words ...
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
it's going to spell out
Belle says:
KIELBASA
boz says:
my god!!!!
boz says:
you're right!
Belle says:
taste your blood, it probably even tastes like KIELBASA
boz says:
get outta town
Belle says:
are your ears bleeding yet?
boz says:
no but they are ringing
boz says:
wait, it isn't ringing, it is morse code!!!
Belle says:
have my religious friends who think Kielbasa is the gateway to hell on your doorstep yet??
Belle says:
you are the apocalypse
boz says:
wait I know morse code, let me decypher it
boz says:
i - a - m - t - h - e - g - h - o - s - t -o - f ....
boz says:
oh my god!!!
boz says:
I am the ghost of John Ritter!!!
Belle says:
what!!!
Belle says:
i was expecting jonbenet! who ordered john ritter?
Belle says:
if john ritter showed up on your doorstep tonight, would you let him in? knowing he is dead and all
boz says:
depends on whether suzanne summers was with him
Belle says:
FOOOOL
Belle says:
it's really STAR JONES in disguise!
boz says:
nooooooooooooooooooo
Belle says:
and she'g going to EAT YOU
Belle says:
you should really be more cautious about who you let in
boz says:
I will be
boz says:
Jenny Jones but not Star Jones
Belle says:
Hunter Douglas, but not Michael Douglas
boz says:
Holly Hunter but not Buddy Holly
Belle says:
they had the guy that does the voice for the MoviePhone on I Love the 90's part deux and his name is Ruff Leatherman
boz says:
Ruff Leatherman ... Gay Voiceover
Belle says:
Hillary Duff but not Hillary Burton
boz says:
what did you do, scare off a drunken Amyjo?
Belle says:
yes
Belle says:
I told you
Belle says:
everyone hates me
Belle says:
!!!
boz says:
mad doesn't hate you, but mad is DEAD!!!
Belle says:

Belle says:
coincidence that the only one who doesn't hate me is dead???
boz says:
coincidence that you were seen going into his room with an axe and some feminine hygenie products on the day he went missing?
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
HYGENIE??
boz says:
why hi genie!!!
Belle says:
you are obsessed with feminine hygenie products
Belle says:
you haven't stopped talking about them all night
boz says:
I am nit, you brought it up
boz says:
not, not nit, not
Belle says:
I did no such thing
Belle says:
you knitter
Belle says:
i have trouble spelling feminine
Belle says:
what does that mean
boz says:
all this talk about the blood ninja this the blood ninja that, it was all you
Belle says:
you started it
boz says:
means nothing, I have trouble spelling it too, and I'm a doctor!!!
Belle says:
yeah, but your masculine
Belle says:
mostly, anyway
Belle says:
except for that HOO HOO of yours
boz says:
shouldn't that be you're
Belle says:
yeah you're
Belle says:
stop!
boz says:
my masculine what?
Belle says:
i am too excited to type right now
boz says:
why?
Belle says:
because the truth is out that you are obsessed with feminine hygiene products and you're a pre-op trannie
boz says:
you have trouble spelling hygeine too, don't you
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
it's worse than I suspected!
Belle says:
i before e except after meredith vierra
boz says:
I have trouble spelling nympomaniac
Belle says:
i am shortening feminine to fem and hygiene to Hyg for all purposes now
Belle says:
nymphomaniac
boz says:
nympomanicalaic
Belle says:
i spelled it right
boz says:
femhyg, I like it
Belle says:
you would
boz says:
so, would you send me your empty femhyg product boxes?
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
at least I said boxes, I could have made it a lot lot worse
Belle says:
i'm going to build you a rocketship out of femhyg products
Belle says:
rocket mannnnnnnnnnnnn
boz says:
oh man I love that song
Belle says:
and you love femhyg products, so it's a win win situation
boz says:
life is good
Belle says:
i'll go get started right now
Belle says:
if you don't hear from me for a few days, send help
boz says:
an btw you wouldn't happen to have any of those early pregnancy detection boxes lying around, would you?
Belle says:
knock knock
boz says:
hmmm, who's there?
Belle says:
Roger Ebert, can I come in?
Belle says:
we can watch some movies!
boz says:
you're star jones, you can't fool me!!!
Belle says:
oh damn
Belle says:
i think ebert is the alive one though
Belle says:
so WRONG
Belle says:
it was really roger ebert
Belle says:
and you missed your opportunity to have hot man on man lovin with him
boz says:
mano y mano amore?
Belle says:
you have that on dvd, too?
Belle says:
two thumbs up
boz says:
it doesn't seem so wrong if you say it in broken spanish
Belle says:
it doesn't seem wrong PERIOD
Belle says:
not when roger ebert is involved
boz says:
there ya go again bringing up the need for femhyg products
Belle says:
hahahhaa
Belle says:
that was not me bringing it up, that was you seeing only what you want to see
Belle says:
which is femhyg products
boz says:
you are just a mirror to my soul
boz says:
wha???
Belle says:
wow, that was so profound!
Belle says:
are you channeling Bloodninja?
boz says:
man, I need to go wash the puke off my hands before it gets all crusty
Belle says:
yeah, never a good thing
Belle says:
I have to go play with all my ghost friends anyway
boz says:
it felt so cool and refreshing at first
Belle says:
but then it starts to burn
boz says:
yeah, sort of like ... well you know, the forbidden man love
Belle says:
I think JCM wrote "hurt so good" about puking in hands. and man on man love
Belle says:
no, but YOU sure know
boz says:
I think I really am going to puke from laughter and the hidden meaning of femhyg products
Belle says:
wipe it up with one of those femhyg products you keep in the tupperware under your desk
boz says:
but I use them only for special times of the month
Belle says:
did you ever see that commercial where the little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and his bed is soaked?
boz says:
no
Belle says:
and so he gets up and puts his own bedding in the washer and sits there and washes it?
Belle says:
i swear it looks like BLOOD
boz says:
uh huh
Belle says:
seriously. and then the mom comes out and sees the boy watching the washer go around and around with the dog and smiles
boz says:
ok
Belle says:
i mean, hello, mom, your kid is bleeding to death, do something
boz says:
it wasn't Ryan White's mom, was it?
Belle says:
Teri Hatcher was the mom
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
that's so wrong, Amyjo would frown on this
boz says:
and then sing in the nude
Belle says:
you should do a video boz of the commercial
Belle says:
you be the boy
Belle says:
motherboz will be the mom
boz says:
sure, teri hatcher lives next door, I can stop by under the pretense of borrowing some femhyg products and then ask her to be in my video
boz says:
except teri hatcher is really a MAN
Belle says:
she might need convincing now that she won a golden globe, you should bring your bloody sheets with you
Belle says:
no!
boz says:
sure, she is Howie Long's gay lover
Belle says:
no, that is dean cain
Belle says:
i think howie long has done a femhyg commercial
Belle says:
WITH dean cain
boz says:
Long ... Cane, such blatant phallic references
Belle says:
it's just too easy sometimes
boz says:
we should really be television censors
Belle says:
people that bleep?
boz says:
yeah
Belle says:
man, i would bleep everything
boz says:
i would bleep everything but words that started with F
Belle says:
i would bleep femhyg
Belle says:
and i would make them use real blood
boz says:
you mean you would bleep bleep
Belle says:
for the baby diaper commercials too
Belle says:
meep meep?
boz says:
baby diapers ... blood???
Belle says:
whatEVER, like it does'nt happen
boz says:
yeah it happens if you change the baby while holding a straight razor
Belle says:
stopj, i'm going to puke
boz says:

boz says:
damn that took a long time
Belle says:
seriously
Belle says:
i thought you were puking on your keyboard for aminute
boz says:
I owniatie my keyboard
Belle says:
owninate!
Belle says:
i need to go owninate my bed
boz says:
yeah, me too, but my bed, not yours
Belle says:
if you wake up in the night and your bedding is soaked, get the video rolling
boz says:
hey, the video is always rolling at my house
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
that's what Star Jones said
boz says:
who do you think made her a star?
Belle says:
hahahahaha
Belle says:
goodnight, over and out
boz says:
roger that
boz says:
night