Friday, January 07, 2005

My dinner with Robert Palmer and Jesus

boz says:
What?
Belle says:
what what?
boz says:
I'm answering your "boz" from the zonkboard
Belle says:
did i "boz" you? oh
boz says:
- belle: boz?
Belle says:
well i don't remember what i wanted, but i'm sure it was important!
boz says:
it had to be
boz says:
I have the zonkboard set to filter out any crap meant for me
Belle says:
no you don't!
boz says:
prove it
Belle says:
for a minute there i was all "wow, that's impressive"
Belle says:
well it's all crap
boz says:
that's true
Belle says:
so wouldn't it all be blank
boz says:
maybe
boz says:
maybe not
Belle says:
who is the new girl?
Belle says:
it is a girl, right?
boz says:
new girl?
boz says:
new?
Belle says:
she's not new?
boz says:
one of Jonnie's friends
boz says:
I think she is from nortern california
boz says:
with an h
Belle says:
she's my replacement isn't she!!!!
boz says:
if you would have come to the hot tub last night you would have know about this?
Belle says:
no one was there when i was
boz says:
bull
Belle says:
i left a message on the zonk
boz says:
I know, and we were all in the tub
Belle says:
no one replied so i figured no one was around
Belle says:
oh
boz says:
didn't you even scroll up one message to see that?
boz says:
ONE!!!
boz says:
ONE!!!!!!
Belle says:
i had a lot on my mind
boz says:
your tumor?
Belle says:
hahahaha is that a good excuse or what!
Belle says:
no, that went away
boz says:
no, the new one, or haven;t you heard about that one yet?
Belle says:
so tell me more about my replacement
Belle says:
i haven't heard about that one, damn
boz says:
I don't know much about her,
boz says:
we are just waiting till we can legally change her name to belle so the replacement can be permanent
Belle says:
well did i miss anything exciting in the hot tub
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
yeah, Jonnie told another pee story
Belle says:
why did you bother giving her an icon, she could have had mine!
Belle says:
oh man, i love pee stories
boz says:
and Amyjo is intrigued by you, she can't figure you out
Belle says:
what's to figure out
boz says:
I dunno, do you want to hear Jonnie's pee story
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
This was when he was in Alaska, and he got drunk one night, and he had to pee real bad but there was no place to go, so he decided to go in the local porn store, and then he forgot how bad he had to pee because he had a lot of change and he decided to go in one of the viewing rooms, then he remembered how bad he had to pee, and he had to pee really bad, and there was a trash can ...
boz says:
in the viewing room, so he decided to pee in the trash can, but it was a metal trash can and it made all kinds of noise when he started peeing, and the manager started banging on the door, and when Jonnie let him in the manager threw Jonnie out into the snow and cold of another Alaskan night
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
but you didn't hear this frome me, because what happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub
Belle says:
i won't tell a soul
Belle says:
i miss all the good stuff
boz says:
your own fault
boz says:
I wish I could copy what goes on in there, it would have been good
boz says:
did you see our new room motto?
boz says:
every time an idiot is born an angel farts
Belle says:
yeah i saw that
boz says:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/boz48730/angelsf.jpg
boz says:
and the picture?
Belle says:
yep
Belle says:
it's on the rwbs page at the top, the link
boz says:
yes it is, but knowing how you never scroll up, I wasn't sure if you would see it
Belle says:
my eyes really hurt
Belle says:
probably holding back all the tears you cause me
Belle says:
i can't find the eye drops and i thought i had them and almost put something bad in my eyes
boz says:
visine always work, or try lighter fluid
Belle says:
acid
Belle says:
i almost put acid in my eyes
boz says:
acid is good, acid is our friend
Belle says:
not in liquid form
boz says:
so you have acid that comes in the same kind of container that your eye drops come in?
Belle says:
actually yes, pretty damn close
Belle says:
no wonder amyjo is intrigued by me
Belle says:
i'm intrigued by me too sometimes
boz says:
she must read dinner with boz
Belle says:
if she did she wouldn't be intrigued at all
boz says:
she says it appears at times that we share the same brain
Belle says:
who?
boz says:
you and boz
Belle says:
hahaha
boz says:
I mean you and me
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
it's not good to start referring to yourself in the third person
boz says:
tell boz about it!
Belle says:
did you tell her we do in fact share the same brain, thanks to the operation?
boz says:
yeah, but I didn't tell her it was a dog's brain
boz says:
some things are best left unsaid
Belle says:
that's what i always say
Belle says:
to scott baio
boz says:

boz says:
how is scott these days?
Belle says:
he's in charge of my days and my nights
Belle says:
of my wrongs and my rights
boz says:
and is willie aames as big a jerk as he appears to be
Belle says:
willy!!!
Belle says:
what was that willy book
boz says:
don't you remember that?
Belle says:
i lost a lot of memories when i had the aneurysm
Belle says:
willy and the bad touch or something
boz says:
yeah, that's it
boz says:
since you don't remember you'll believe anything I tell you
Belle says:
probably
Belle says:
i know you would never lie to me
boz says:
unless ...
Belle says:
i rated wang chung as very high on the radio station
boz says:
I did the same with david hasselfhoff
Belle says:
unless you're secretly plotting my demise?
Belle says:
new boy in the neighborhood
Belle says:
lives downstairs and it's understood
Belle says:
he's there just to take good care of meeeeee
boz says:
I just eliminated robert palmer
Belle says:
like he's one of the familyyyyyy
Belle says:
but!
Belle says:
he's addicted to love
boz says:
I couldn't help it
boz says:
it was simply irrestible
Belle says:
hardy har har
boz says:
we must hear different songs
boz says:
are you listening now?
Belle says:
no, should i be?
boz says:
or are you listening to the radio station only you can hear, the one that tells you to do the bad things
Belle says:
yes, that one, the one that comes out of my microwave oven
Belle says:
the thing with yahoo launchcast
boz says:
oh here we go
Belle says:
is to listen to it i have to turn off my ad blocker
boz says:
no you don't
Belle says:
yes i do
Belle says:
otherwise it doesn't work
Belle says:
i've tried a bunch of things!
boz says:
you just have to press the control button when you open it
Belle says:
control?
Belle says:
i don't believe it
boz says:
try it
boz says:
press the control key, hold it down and then open the launch radio station
Belle says:
is this a trick?
Belle says:
i'm trying it
Belle says:
nope
Belle says:
it opens the pop up box but errors out
boz says:
you're doing it wrong then
boz says:
it works for me
boz says:
but then again you do have a strange computer
Belle says:
i have high security
Belle says:
to protect me from criminal masterminds
boz says:
like me?
Belle says:
yes
boz says:
and has it worked?
Belle says:
so i have to turn off my ad blocker
Belle says:
no, not really
boz says:
I guess, who knows
boz says:
I added Melanie to our favorite artists list
Belle says:
oh geeeesh
boz says:
what???
boz says:
she has had a long and varied career
Belle says:
is that why i never heard of her before?
boz says:
she performed at Woodstock by god!
boz says:
well she performed oral sex on most of the groups, but let's not quibble
Belle says:
aha
Belle says:
i think my eyes are bleeding
boz says:
do you have a tissue handy?
boz says:
you could dab them and find out for sure
Belle says:
i overheard the funniest conversation today
boz says:
overheard is a polite way of putting it
Belle says:
really, i did
boz says:
enlighten me
Belle says:
these 2 guys, one came over to the other
Belle says:
and said
Belle says:
"dude, did you try one of those delicious muffins they brought out today?"
boz says:
were these the burger king skater boys?
Belle says:
and the other guy said "those were FUCKING disgusting! they were like made with worms! and did you see the fat ass who brought them!"
Belle says:
and the other guy said "dude, do not go there, these muffins were not ordinary muffins, they were delicious"
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
and then the guy STORMED off in a huff
Belle says:
he actually slammed the door
Belle says:
it was hysterical
Belle says:
i was practically in tears
boz says:
did he storm in a huff in a gay manner?
Belle says:
no, they didnt' appear gay at all
Belle says:
that's why it was so funny
boz says:
where did this happen?
Belle says:
at the gym
boz says:
you go to the gym?
Belle says:
is that a crime?
boz says:
that may be the cause of your bleeding eyes
Belle says:
chlorine
boz says:
sweat
Belle says:
and all that marijuana
boz says:
yeah, nothing tops off a good workout like a little weed
Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i'm so going to quote you on that
boz says:
do you young people still call it weed?
Belle says:
i don't call it anything
Belle says:
and i'm old
boz says:
what does james taylor call it?
Belle says:
he calls it lunch
Belle says:
"let's do lunch!"
boz says:
is he a member of your gym?
Belle says:
no
Belle says:
we only met that one time
boz says:
and is this gym like the gym in Perfect starring John Travolta and Jamie Leigh Curtis?
boz says:
and does everyone wear color co-ordinated outfits?
Belle says:
no, it is a danish health spa
Belle says:
close
Belle says:
the masseuses wear jumpsuits
boz says:
did you have to lie on your application and tell them you were Danish?
Belle says:
what is that asl thing?
boz says:
asl
Belle says:
do you see that?
boz says:
yeah, I did
Belle says:
after masseuses?
boz says:
I saw it
Belle says:
how did i do that?
boz says:
ASL
boz says:
I don't know, what did you type?
Belle says:

Belle says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
i typed ( ? )
Belle says:
but with out the spaces
boz says:

Belle says:
neato!
boz says:
age sex location, great
boz says:
I'll have to remember that when I visit the teen boys who weren't very good at sports chatroom
Belle says:
gagagaga'
boz says:
what?
Belle says:
hahahaha
boz says:
hahahaha
Belle says:
now i can't stop laughing
Belle says:
i was talking in baby talk
boz says:
I like gagagagaga better
Belle says:
i have to go put some gauze on my eyes i think, i'm getting delusional
boz says:
I think we may be inventing a new chat room language
Belle says:
excellent!!!
Belle says:

boz says:
gagagagaga
Belle says:
we shoudl invent a whole new language
Belle says:
forget chat room
boz says:
I already have
Belle says:
ok
Belle says:
i have to go pray
Belle says:
i'll catch you on the flip
Belle says:
and i'll scroll up more
Belle says:
i promise
boz says:
yeah, take care of those eyes, it could be a stigmata
Belle says:
gagagagagaga
Belle says:
later dude, don't go there with the muffins!
boz says:
jesus wept
boz says:
later
Belle says:
i think jesus is weeping through my eyes right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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