My dinner with Noogie Gold

Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Mon Sep 27 01:21:50 2004
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aSortaPrincess: He did an Irish Spring commercial!
boz48730: cool huh
boz48730: I voted that he was annoying
aSortaPrincess: good job
boz48730: he's older than me
aSortaPrincess: your vote just might make the difference
aSortaPrincess: is he really
boz48730: yep
boz48730: three months minus one day
boz48730: I hate old people
aSortaPrincess: he was in Mr. Holland's opus?
aSortaPrincess: I must have blocked him out
aSortaPrincess: did he play the retarded son?
boz48730: yeah, he played the guy that went door to door selling brushes
aSortaPrincess: oh wait he wasn't retarded
aSortaPrincess: he was just deaf or something
aSortaPrincess: apparently i've blocked most of that movie out
boz48730: I think he had brain damag
aSortaPrincess: i'm sure that was hard for william h. macy to play
boz48730: he should have played mr holland
boz48730: he deserved the chance
aSortaPrincess: i'm surprised he didn't audition and get turned down seven times before they said oh what the hell, like they did for Fargo
boz48730: I think he got turned down because he refused to have sex with frances mcdormand
boz48730: of course his best role was in Mystery Men
aSortaPrincess: what the hell did he win the two emmys for
boz48730: how many terrible movies does jeanine garofolo have to be in before they revoke her acting license?
aSortaPrincess: oh my god, willie did the "strong enough for a man" deodorant voice over
aSortaPrincess: isn't jeanine garofololol dead?
boz48730: I wish
boz48730: I wonder where she ranks on are you annoying
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boz48730: no way could she rank #97 on any sexiest women list
boz48730: or #95 either
aSortaPrincess: scary
boz48730: she is
aSortaPrincess: even in 1997, what the hell
aSortaPrincess: my mouse is not clicking right
boz48730: I'm listening to simon and garfunkel is that bad?
boz48730: slap that damn mouse
aSortaPrincess: are you wearing your earth shoes?
aSortaPrincess: because that would be bad
boz48730: no, my socks are sort of half way on and half way off
aSortaPrincess: are you able to see the pictures?
boz48730: but I am wearing my sponge bob square pants lounging shorts
boz48730: what pictures?
aSortaPrincess: the pictures i'm telepathically sending you
aSortaPrincess: or the ones on (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com)www.amiannoying.com
boz48730: yeah
aSortaPrincess: i took my nephews out yesterday and one of them kept insisting on getting sponge bob ice cream
aSortaPrincess: so naturally i beat him senseless
boz48730: Antisthenes ... annoying
aSortaPrincess: i don't see the photos
boz48730: you should have gotten it for them, remember when you are an old and bitter cat lady he can probably have you committed
aSortaPrincess: he is 3 years old and i called him sweetie and he said "don't call me sweetie!" he insisted i call him by his FULL name
boz48730: his name isn't William H is it?
aSortaPrincess: yep you guessed it
boz48730: all my nieces and nephews are old
aSortaPrincess: but you did save them from wolverines when they were wee lads
boz48730: just one
boz48730: and she was a wee lass not a wee lad
boz48730: one I would have like to push into the wolverine pit
aSortaPrincess: you should do it now
aSortaPrincess: you have my approval
boz48730: I have no access to either wolverines or pits
aSortaPrincess: i can help with that
boz48730: how
aSortaPrincess: you can use the hellmouth in my living room and my cats
boz48730: hellmouth?
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: I don't have access to the niece I would like to push into the hellmouth with your cats
boz48730: here's a good category!
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aSortaPrincess: i wish icould see the pictures
aSortaPrincess: i don't know who half those people are by name
boz48730: what am I supposed to do, describe what they look like to you?
aSortaPrincess: draw a picture for me
boz48730: no way that JM J Bullock is gay!
boz48730: that whole list shocks me
boz48730: (Link: http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)http://www.amiannoying.com/(f2t3sa45qxa5xyrfqhklehuy)/collection-subcategory.aspx?CategoryID=10&SubCategoryID=96
boz48730: nancy mckeon is butch???
aSortaPrincess: women in neckties??
aSortaPrincess: OH
aSortaPrincess: I saw the Facts of Life reunion today
aSortaPrincess: but Nancy McKeon was absent
boz48730: how about molly?
aSortaPrincess: yeah, not there
aSortaPrincess: coincidence?
boz48730: I don't think so
aSortaPrincess: mrs garret was there
aSortaPrincess: i thought she was dead
aSortaPrincess: she looked better than blair warner warner
boz48730: wouldn't the breakfast club have been a lot better movie if nancy mckeon had played judd nelson's part?
aSortaPrincess: dom deluise is a Sissy! hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: woah, how did christie brinkley get in there
aSortaPrincess: all your favorite celebrities are on that one
boz48730: which one
aSortaPrincess: the thing is, boz, and i hate to break it to you
aSortaPrincess: nancy mkeon is judd nelson
boz48730: noooooooooo
aSortaPrincess: "Sissies"
boz48730: oh
boz48730: in men who should have been women they've listed star jones
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: star jones is the devil
boz48730: no, barbara walters is the devil, star jones just does her bidding
aSortaPrincess: in men destroyed by women they list England
aSortaPrincess: who is Hootie Johnson
aSortaPrincess: I am goin gto name my fifth kid that
boz48730: pop star
boz48730: you know with the blowfish
aSortaPrincess: no, really?
aSortaPrincess: his real name isn't Hootie
aSortaPrincess: i have one question
aSortaPrincess: why do the gays hate Dave Thomas
aSortaPrincess: you know I actually know Dave Thomas
boz48730: which dave thomas
aSortaPrincess: and his daughter Wendy
boz48730: oh that dave thomas
boz48730: I thought you meant dave thomas of the mckenzie brothers
aSortaPrincess: these lists are kind of harsh
aSortaPrincess: in adults who probably died a virgin they list Ryan White
boz48730: do they offend your sensibility?
aSortaPrincess: and my sense
boz48730: elephant man, hahaha, I heard he was a real ladies man!
aSortaPrincess: why didn't the list eric stolz
aSortaPrincess: too obvious i guess
boz48730: he's not dead yet
aSortaPrincess: yes he is
boz48730: noooooooooooo
boz48730: cher went out and got high and wouldn't rub his head?
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: awww poor deformed eric stolz
boz48730: poor sam eliot, he had to have sex with cher
boz48730: this is sad, I know who all these celebrites are
aSortaPrincess: atleast you haven't had sex with them all
boz48730: just hitler
aSortaPrincess: is hitler a celebrity
boz48730: he used to be
boz48730: he had a reality based tv show in germany
boz48730: and if you were voted out of the house they sent you to the showers
boz48730: are you on this list?
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boz48730: I know jonnie is very fond of you
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: I wish my name was Tallulah
boz48730: why
aSortaPrincess: Meredith Vieira!!!
aSortaPrincess: wasn't she the one helping Jack Lalanne?
boz48730: she's loved by everybody
aSortaPrincess: does that make Jack Lalanne gay?
boz48730: c'mon his last name is Lalanne he has to be gay
aSortaPrincess: i'm so naive
boz48730: yea, you are
aSortaPrincess: estelle getty is an amish hag?
boz48730: ask jonnie
aSortaPrincess: i think he is too busy hanging out with princess grace kelly right now
boz48730: are you kidding me, jonnie was the one who was actually driving the jeep
aSortaPrincess: you should get a jeep
boz48730: I should, I'm a jeep kind of guy
aSortaPrincess: you have the legs for it
boz48730: don't go there
aSortaPrincess: i was just saying
boz48730: sure whenever you don't have a comeback you go for my legs
boz48730: too easy
aSortaPrincess: i never claimed to be a mastermind
aSortaPrincess: OnStar commercials make me cry
boz48730: heyl I'm locked out of my car
aSortaPrincess: well not that one
boz48730: oh
aSortaPrincess: or the one where the guy asks the onstar lady for the lotter numbers
aSortaPrincess: lottery
boz48730: which ones make you cry then?
aSortaPrincess: the one with the little girl who says her mommy is sick in the car
boz48730: awwwwww
boz48730: sick meaning drunk
aSortaPrincess: well yeah, but still
aSortaPrincess: reminds me of my childhood
aSortaPrincess: *tear*
boz48730: you used to call people up and tell them that your mother was sick?
aSortaPrincess: i did better than that
aSortaPrincess: i told people my mom beat me
boz48730: when drunk
aSortaPrincess: my mom was sooo notpleased, she almost really did start beating me when they came knocking at our door
boz48730: you didn't do that
aSortaPrincess: i swear
aSortaPrincess: i told my camp counselors
boz48730: yeah right
aSortaPrincess: i had bruises on me all the time, i was a clumsy kid, but i said my mom beat me hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: FINE
boz48730: this will make good reading
boz48730: my dinner with belle's fag hag mother
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: my mom is rolling over in her grave
aSortaPrincess: RIP!
boz48730: well that takes all the humor out of it
aSortaPrincess: well
aSortaPrincess: fine, she really isn't dead
aSortaPrincess: are you happy now
boz48730: now I don't know what to believe
aSortaPrincess: you believed that gary sinise was my mother
boz48730: well, that's believable
boz48730: I wouldn't put it past you to have your mother killed just to make me feel bad
boz48730: it's 48 degrees out
aSortaPrincess: i am on the phone with the hit man right this minute
boz48730: FINE
aSortaPrincess: it was sooo nice today though
boz48730: yeah it was
aSortaPrincess: i went to the last barbecue of the season
boz48730: I went to the last burger king of the day
aSortaPrincess: dude!
aSortaPrincess: did you set any bombs off
boz48730: did you take any sponge bob ice cream?
aSortaPrincess: nope
boz48730: nah, the shake was pretty good
boz48730: i should go to bed
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: that's a brilliant idea
boz48730: yes what?
aSortaPrincess: i will just sit here and cry about my mom
boz48730: cry about mine while you are at it
aSortaPrincess: in a way it's sort of like you killed her
boz48730: me?
aSortaPrincess: yes you
boz48730: how
aSortaPrincess: by dredging up all these painful memories of summer camp and Onstar commercials
aSortaPrincess: thanks a lot, boz
boz48730: hey, don't mention it
aSortaPrincess: I won't!
boz48730: this will cheer you up, hold on a second
aSortaPrincess: well
aSortaPrincess: lajfoidajfoiajoifdjaoifjaiod
boz48730: hear
boz48730: here
aSortaPrincess: heer
*** aSortaPrincess has received head.jpg.
aSortaPrincess: is that william h. macy's head?
boz48730: yeah, that's right
aSortaPrincess: are you sobbing there uncontrollably because of me and my mom?
boz48730: no, I'm showing I have no shame by showing my bald head
aSortaPrincess: you should post that on your buzznet, i bet your 16 year old admirer would dig it
aSortaPrincess: i see tupperware!
aSortaPrincess: do you have one of those rugs on your floor that you knit yourself
aSortaPrincess: you know this picture looks eerily similar to timothy mcveigh's site pic
boz48730: you can't shake a dead cat without hitting tupperware in my room
boz48730: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: you could be brothers
boz48730: we could be the same person
boz48730: I did post it on buzznet
boz48730: (Link: http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/)http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/
aSortaPrincess: you also look like brian bonsall
aSortaPrincess: who is stalking you
boz48730: damn, I had forgotten all about that
aSortaPrincess: woah that is trippy
aSortaPrincess: how do you forget something like that!
boz48730: I look like a monk
aSortaPrincess: tomorrow i want you to find a robe
boz48730: I forget alot of things
aSortaPrincess: ginko
boz48730: ginko balboa
aSortaPrincess: ginkgo
boz48730: you're just trying to trick me into staying up
aSortaPrincess: no, really, i have to go now, i am too emotional over my mom and the onstar commercials and the top of your head is just too much for me to handle
boz48730: you'll make the top of my head your desktop background
aSortaPrincess: done!
aSortaPrincess: i printed out several copies already too
boz48730: fine, mock me
boz48730: I don't care
aSortaPrincess: i'm going to post them on telephone polls with a have you seen this man
aSortaPrincess: wait does everyone still hate you
boz48730: and they'll isn't he the two time emmy award winning actor william h macy?
aSortaPrincess: we secretly replaced the top of boz's head with william h. macy's!
aSortaPrincess: let's see if he notices!
boz48730: hahahahaha
boz48730: no not everyone hates me, just the panelists on the view
aSortaPrincess: well you should read the memo barbara sent out about you
aSortaPrincess: it explains a lot
boz48730: it's on the internet, isn't it
aSortaPrincess: i don't know, i got my copy with my daily newspaper
boz48730: the new hampshire daily news and shopper?
aSortaPrincess: the Benson Herald
boz48730: hahaha Benson
aSortaPrincess: if i could i would marry benson
boz48730: if only I could marry Krause
aSortaPrincess: she is a man
boz48730: at my age I can't be too picky
aSortaPrincess: also she's dead
boz48730: all the better
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
boz48730: I wonder if missy and tracey gold are still friends
boz48730: or sisters
aSortaPrincess: they aren't friends
aSortaPrincess: yeah, something tells me they are still sisters though
aSortaPrincess: missy probably bailed tracey out of jail the other day for that dui
boz48730: hahaha, I saw them one time on this lip synching show called Putting on the Hits, it was the xmas special and missy and tracey and their little sister noogie played the chipmunks to kirk cameron's david seville
aSortaPrincess: Noogie gold?
aSortaPrincess: where was candace cameron?
boz48730: or something like that
aSortaPrincess: i think you're making this up now
boz48730: maybe the noogie part but the rest is the god's honest truth
aSortaPrincess: i don't remember any of the chipmunks being anorexic either
aSortaPrincess: which god?
boz48730: the kind and benevolent god
aSortaPrincess: oh
aSortaPrincess: well then you must be speaking the truth
aSortaPrincess: did you tape it
boz48730: no, this was before I had a vcr
aSortaPrincess: so instead you memorized it?
boz48730: (Link: http://www.jumptheshark.com/p/puttinonthehits.htm)http://www.jumptheshark.com/p/puttinonthehits.htm
aSortaPrincess: oh THAT putting on the hits
aSortaPrincess: i was on that show
boz48730: as a chipmunk?
aSortaPrincess: no, that dancing on the ceiling guy
boz48730: lionel ritchie?
aSortaPrincess: who am i talking about
aSortaPrincess: yeah him
aSortaPrincess: good thing you are here
boz48730: wasn't he on the sissy list?
aSortaPrincess: he was on the men who were found dead, tied up with their pants around their ankles with other men in the woods
aSortaPrincess: that list
boz48730: oh
boz48730: isn't he married to paris hilton's friend?
aSortaPrincess: i think he is her dad
boz48730: that would be incest then
aSortaPrincess: he's also MY DAD!!!
aSortaPrincess: dun dun dun
boz48730: so you could have been on the simple life
aSortaPrincess: i am way above the simple life
aSortaPrincess: i could have been on amish in the city
aSortaPrincess: but not as an amish person
boz48730: hot town amish in the city, back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
boz48730: I did that song on putting on the hits
boz48730: with paris hilton's father
aSortaPrincess: you should do a rendition now and post it
boz48730: can't summer is over
aSortaPrincess: were you at the hilton
boz48730: just the top of my head
aSortaPrincess: i am not sure paris hilton has a father
boz48730: she has a donor
boz48730: didn't I go to bed a half hour ago?
aSortaPrincess: yes you did
boz48730: then who am I?
aSortaPrincess: but something about the chipmunks brought you back
aSortaPrincess: david seville i'm guessing
boz48730: I wonder what noogie gold is up to?
aSortaPrincess: did i tellyou i know dave thomas?
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: drugs no doubt
boz48730: from the mckenzie brothers
aSortaPrincess: from wendys
boz48730: how do you know him?
aSortaPrincess: my dad introduced me to him and Wendy, who is really his daughter
aSortaPrincess: he is my dad's gay lover
boz48730: how does your dad know him?
boz48730: ahhh
boz48730: your dad's a poofter
aSortaPrincess: oh wait
aSortaPrincess: dave is dead
aSortaPrincess: he WAS my dad's gay lover
aSortaPrincess: no, my dad isn't
boz48730: so he's your dads necrophiliac lover
aSortaPrincess: well geez, don't make it sound all dirty
boz48730: dave was killed in a car crash with your mother?
aSortaPrincess: it's a clean, wholesome love
aSortaPrincess: who told you that
boz48730: wendy
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: no she didnt'
aSortaPrincess: she is mute
boz48730: who legally changed her name to noogie gold
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: to get out of the public eye?
boz48730: no, to get close to kirk cameron
aSortaPrincess: i wish i had thought of that
aSortaPrincess: wendy has 16 kids
boz48730: no way
aSortaPrincess: yeah way
aSortaPrincess: none of them are fathered by kirk
aSortaPrincess: you kind of look like dave
boz48730: are any mothered by kirk
aSortaPrincess: wait, dave is dead
aSortaPrincess: kirk is a religious guy
aSortaPrincess: he doesn't have sex
boz48730: that's what we want you to believe
aSortaPrincess: is Noogie gold in on this?
aSortaPrincess: i always did think it was weird how dave died 5 days after my birthday
boz48730: dave changed his name to boz to get away from wendy and your dad
aSortaPrincess: hahahahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: i'm so telling my dad
boz48730: by the way, how is the old poofter?
aSortaPrincess: it was a wholesome clean love!
boz48730: that's what he told you
aSortaPrincess: don't taint my dad's reputation, he is an important public figure
boz48730: what important ... Dave Thomas's gay lover???
aSortaPrincess: ex-gay lover
aSortaPrincess: no, my dad is Ronald McDonald
boz48730: hahaha, my nephew used to play the Hamburgler in parades down in florida
aSortaPrincess: why did you have parades with characters from mcdonalds in them
boz48730: and he told me Ronald McDonald was gay
aSortaPrincess: florida is kind of off
aSortaPrincess: well
aSortaPrincess: did he give him the bad touch?
boz48730: no, the bad shake
aSortaPrincess: BOOM
boz48730: hahaha
boz48730: my dinner with Noogie Gold
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: I've really learned a lot tonight
boz48730: that sort of sounds unclean, doesn't it
boz48730: I went mining for noogie gold, and got a nose bleed
aSortaPrincess: you keep making things sound unclean that really are clean, like my dad's sexual escapades with the dead dave thomas
aSortaPrincess: you wll regret this
boz48730: from the mackenzie brothers
aSortaPrincess: when noogie reads this and sues you
boz48730: she hasn't got the cahoonies
aSortaPrincess: she does actually, she asked to keep dave's
boz48730: she knows dave too?
aSortaPrincess: she is dave's daughter
aSortaPrincess: we all know dave
boz48730: yeah from the mackenzie brothers
aSortaPrincess: astin mackenzie?
boz48730: speaking of dave thomas, whatever happened to Brett Butler?
aSortaPrincess: the manly woman?
boz48730: the one who did the bad touch
aSortaPrincess: to who?
boz48730: to the kid who played her son
boz48730: well, she didn't touch, but she did flash her store bought boobs at him
aSortaPrincess: i didn't know that
aSortaPrincess: nobody tells me anything
aSortaPrincess: grace under fire,r ight
boz48730: yeah, that's why he left the show, yeah that
aSortaPrincess: is this true?boz48730: yep
aSortaPrincess: true like puttin on the sits
aSortaPrincess: or true like noogie gold
boz48730: nope true
aSortaPrincess: well if you say so
aSortaPrincess: you would know
aSortaPrincess: you were that boy!
aSortaPrincess: it's all becoming soo clear
aSortaPrincess: that means i should go to bed negative 26 minutes ago
aSortaPrincess: or negative 26 minutes from now, is how that should be
boz48730: yeah, you're starting to make sense, so I should go to bed, our kill myself
aSortaPrincess: if you do, video post it
boz48730: how can I post it, if I'm dead?
aSortaPrincess: well leave a post it for mother boz to post it
boz48730: ha, got ya
aSortaPrincess: how many times can i say post it in one sentence
boz48730: I could do that. oh man, I am about to pass out
boz48730: three
aSortaPrincess: goodnight!
boz48730: night
boz48730: say hit to dave and wendy
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My Dinner With Gary Sinise

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Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Thu Sep 23 01:27:56 2004
boz48730: belle?
aSortaPrincess: boz?
boz48730: yes
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: you aren't dead after all
aSortaPrincess: was i suppposed to be?
boz48730: if the hit when through you were
aSortaPrincess: damn gary sinise, did he put me on a hit list again
boz48730: you'd better quit messing with sinise, he's bad news
aSortaPrincess: he's all talk
boz48730: tell that to bubba
aSortaPrincess: shrimp?
boz48730: yep
boz48730: I guess when you lose your legs you get mean, powerful mean
aSortaPrincess: i hear the same thing happens when you lose the hair on your legs
boz48730: I wouldn't know
aSortaPrincess: you had implants?
boz48730: a rug
boz48730: so were you cat stevens last night?
aSortaPrincess: umm
aSortaPrincess: no hablo
boz48730: at karaoke
aSortaPrincess: yeah, that was me
aSortaPrincess: did you know they have movieoke now
boz48730: what is that?
aSortaPrincess: it's karaoke
aSortaPrincess: but movies instead of music
boz48730: so you mean you could do a scene with martin sheen?
aSortaPrincess: yes!
aSortaPrincess: but he wouldn't really be there
aSortaPrincess: unless i tied him up and all
boz48730: he isn't really "there" anyway
aSortaPrincess: hey!
boz48730: man, does my back hurt
boz48730: I think everybody hates me too
aSortaPrincess: do you want me to prescribe you something
aSortaPrincess: why?
boz48730: why does it hurt?
aSortaPrincess: because of your legs?
aSortaPrincess: why does everybody hate you?
boz48730: nah, because I'm a rebel, that doesn't live by society's norms
aSortaPrincess: are you like judd nelson
boz48730: I'm uber judd nelson
boz48730: hey, I like judd
aSortaPrincess: then you should be adored by society
aSortaPrincess: especially molly ringwald
boz48730: I'm like three day old fish, just toss me out with the rest of the leftovers
boz48730: molly ringwald is evil
aSortaPrincess: are you glum today?
boz48730: yeah, cause my back hurts
aSortaPrincess: have mother boz walk on it
boz48730: and everyone hates me
boz48730: no way
aSortaPrincess: whatever you do don't put a gun in your mouth and do a video post
boz48730: I could do that
aSortaPrincess: no one hates you
boz48730: no one?
aSortaPrincess: well no one more than the usual
boz48730: then everyone is ignoring me
aSortaPrincess: who is "everyone"
boz48730: what is this the spanish inquistion?
aSortaPrincess: no hablo!
aSortaPrincess: i am trying to get deep in your soul and find out what the problem is
boz48730: don't pull that salma hayek act with me
boz48730: she was good in once upon a time in mexico, a movie I enjoyed in spite of myself
aSortaPrincess: i just can't bring myself to like her
aSortaPrincess: i have revised my list though
boz48730: oh?
boz48730: molly ringwald is on it now, right
aSortaPrincess: yeah her and whoopi
boz48730: good choice, hey I don't want to sound bitchy but what does Antonio Banderas see in what's her name?
aSortaPrincess: who? melanie?
boz48730: the one with the collagen disfigured lips, yeah melanie
aSortaPrincess: everyone has collagen disfigured lips
boz48730: not me
aSortaPrincess: i think he likes her for her milk money
boz48730: she was good in that
boz48730: she was better suited to sonny crockett though
aSortaPrincess: i saw this thing on vh1
aSortaPrincess: obsessed
boz48730: and?
boz48730: vh1 is like the new PBS
aSortaPrincess: where this guy was obsessed with miami vice and had a miami vice wedding and invited Tubs to be his best man and he actually went
boz48730: well, like tubbs had something better to do
aSortaPrincess: and the guy said if he had to choose between miami vice and his wife he would choose miami vice!
boz48730: who wouldn't!
aSortaPrincess: the guy cried only when tubbs made a toast, not when he saw his bride or anything
boz48730: what was the toast?
aSortaPrincess: the usual 'live long and prosper' or whatever
aSortaPrincess: AND
aSortaPrincess: the wedding cake was tubbs face
boz48730: no
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: noooooooooo
aSortaPrincess: it was a riot
aSortaPrincess: AND
aSortaPrincess: they had this big screen tv they were showing clips of the couple when they were young and stuff and then all of a sudden the miami vice soundtrack started and it played clips from the show
boz48730: I liked the part where the womens boobs were bouncing up and down
aSortaPrincess: you were there?
boz48730: no, on the intro to miami vice
aSortaPrincess: the guys actual best man was pissed that Tubbs came and took his place
boz48730: that's weak
aSortaPrincess: it was crazy
aSortaPrincess: people like that make me feel sane
boz48730: I could see him being pissed if it was the chubby guy, but not tubbs
aSortaPrincess: tubbs is the chubby guy isnt' he
boz48730: no
aSortaPrincess: i'm going to name my second born tubbs
aSortaPrincess: then why do they call him tubbs
aSortaPrincess: who is tubbs
boz48730: the black guy that crockett ignored after the first season
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: he's chubby
boz48730: ok the fat guy then
aSortaPrincess: who is the fat guy?
boz48730: I don't know his name
aSortaPrincess: well fine then
boz48730: (Link: http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/mtalbott.jpg)http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/mtalbott.jpg
boz48730: this guy
aSortaPrincess: i don't know him
aSortaPrincess: i never watched miami vice
boz48730: well, then you'd better not have a miami vice themed wedding
boz48730: (Link: http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/jdiehl.jpg)http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/jdiehl.jpg
boz48730: this guy was my favorite
aSortaPrincess: hmm
aSortaPrincess: i don't like him
boz48730: he's a man's man
boz48730: you wait, I can smell a miami vice movie coming along in the next year or two
aSortaPrincess: starring ben stilller?
boz48730: josh hartnett as crockett
boz48730: and gary coleman as tubbs
aSortaPrincess: i have a friend who looks EXACTLy like josh hartnett
aSortaPrincess: gary coleman hahaha
aSortaPrincess: he's dead though
boz48730: it's a guy right?
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: might have been better if it was a woman
aSortaPrincess: well
boz48730: gary is hasselhofs gay midget lover
aSortaPrincess: what can i say
aSortaPrincess: old news
boz48730: what can I say
boz48730: so tell me about your "friend" the josh hartnett look a like
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: i tell everyone he is gay
boz48730: you brought it up, you must want to talk about it
aSortaPrincess: no really
aSortaPrincess: i bring up a lot of things
boz48730: like phlegm
aSortaPrincess: mucus
boz48730: that's a pretty word isn't it, phlegm
aSortaPrincess: my leukemia of the knee is better
aSortaPrincess: no
boz48730: I was just going to ask about that
aSortaPrincess: yeah right
aSortaPrincess: here i am dying and you don't care!
boz48730: any scars?
aSortaPrincess: everyone hates me!
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: i saw a family of deer today
boz48730: at the IHOP?
boz48730: Denny's?
aSortaPrincess: in my back yard
boz48730: I get that once in awhile
aSortaPrincess: do they come up and knock on your door too?
aSortaPrincess: and ask if you want to buy cookies?
boz48730: I actually almost stepped on a deer that was asleep in the woods
aSortaPrincess: no way!
boz48730: yeah I did
aSortaPrincess: wow, it slept through it?
boz48730: I was walking my dog in the woods
boz48730: no
boz48730: he woke up when we were right next to him
aSortaPrincess: you don't have a dog
boz48730: scared the shit out of me
boz48730: not anymore
boz48730: but I did for 16 years
aSortaPrincess: what happened when he woke up
aSortaPrincess: wow
aSortaPrincess: i'm sorry
boz48730: he stampeded
aSortaPrincess: attacked you?
boz48730: no, took off in the other direction
aSortaPrincess: deer don't attack
boz48730: we ran into a skunk once too
aSortaPrincess: that was a trick question
aSortaPrincess: i'm so tricky!!!
aSortaPrincess: i should turn tricks
aSortaPrincess: what happened to the skunk?
boz48730: I know, and you notice how I go right on ignoring you
boz48730: to the skunk?
aSortaPrincess: my mom took a wild squirrel and kept him as a pet once
boz48730: as opposed to a domesticated squirrel
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: he ate through the box
boz48730: they do that
aSortaPrincess: and then he ate my mom
boz48730: with a nice chianti?
aSortaPrincess: do they do that too?
boz48730: the wild ones do
aSortaPrincess: no, with non alcoholic beer
aSortaPrincess: RIP mommy
boz48730: you call your mother mommy?
boz48730: how sweet
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: i don't actually speak to my mommy
boz48730: sign language right
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: no form of communication
boz48730: esp?
boz48730: well she's dead how could you
boz48730: I am channeling your mother as we speak
aSortaPrincess: what does she have to say
boz48730: stay away from gary sinisse
aSortaPrincess: nope
aSortaPrincess: my mother IS gary sinise
boz48730: well, no things are starting to make sense
boz48730: now
boz48730: doesn't he have a new show, CSI-Bangor?
aSortaPrincess: yeah and here's my review of it, i watched it while doing laundry:
boz48730: I think they should get the three stars of the various CSI's together, have them go to a convention on the same plane and have the plane crash
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aSortaPrincess: to make it clear that it's in NY they make it all dark like
aSortaPrincess: it's dumb
boz48730: what happened, I was disconnected!
aSortaPrincess: what?
boz48730: yeah, i was disconnected from chat for a second
aSortaPrincess: wow you missed a lot then
boz48730: I think they should get the three stars of the various CSI's together, have them go to a convention on the same plane and have the plane crash
aSortaPrincess: eva gabor stopped in to say hi
aSortaPrincess: there are only 3 stars?
boz48730: well, she always said she'd rather be in new york
boz48730: yeah, the number one guys
aSortaPrincess: that red headed bastard twin of william h. macy and gary sinise and who?
boz48730: sinise, the guy who looks like opie taylor and the guy on the original one
boz48730: the one no one knows the name of, but I saw him in a movie where reece witherspoon played his daughter and alyssa milano was reece's best friend and reece was being stalked by mark wahlberg
aSortaPrincess: oh yes
boz48730: fear
aSortaPrincess: the guy whose dog got killed by marky mark
boz48730: yeah
boz48730: I own that movie
aSortaPrincess: and he was an architect
boz48730: yeah
aSortaPrincess: you love it that much?
boz48730: and alyssa was a slut
aSortaPrincess: a druggie slut
boz48730: no, I got it when I promised not to stalk reece witherspoon anymore, it was her payoff to me
aSortaPrincess: did you get cruel intentions too?
aSortaPrincess: are you disconnected?
boz48730: I wish
boz48730: no
boz48730: William Petersen is the guy
aSortaPrincess: what happens when i click this
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boz48730: (Link: http://members.lycos.nl/love_of_my_life/images/candids/wp02.jpg)http://members.lycos.nl/love_of_my_life/images/candids/wp02.jpg
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boz48730: (Link: http://members.lycos.nl/love_of_my_life/images/candids/wp02.jpg)http://members.lycos.nl/love_of_my_life/images/candids/wp02.jpg
aSortaPrincess: what happened
boz48730: nothing
aSortaPrincess: oh he is creepy looking there
boz48730: yeah, doing the fonzie
boz48730: ayhhhhhhhh
aSortaPrincess: if he was my dad i would act out too and go out with marky mark
boz48730: who wouldn't
boz48730: unless he brought donnie along
aSortaPrincess: donnie!
boz48730: you're still crushing on donnie, aren't you
aSortaPrincess: donnie was only my fourth favorite new kid
boz48730: how many were there?
aSortaPrincess: 5
boz48730: you didn't like the obviously gay one did you
aSortaPrincess: none of them were gay!
boz48730: yeah, right
aSortaPrincess: one of them is on the Surreal Life
aSortaPrincess: on the new pbs
aSortaPrincess: vh1
boz48730: thge gay one?
aSortaPrincess: jordan
aSortaPrincess: and he has a kid and likes WOMEN
aSortaPrincess: he's plump though now
boz48730: likes women but loves men
aSortaPrincess: you sound like you know what you're talking about there
boz48730: who else is on the surreal life on the new pbs
aSortaPrincess: charo
boz48730: mmmm
aSortaPrincess: AND!!!!
boz48730: she's even too old for me
aSortaPrincess: dave coulier
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
boz48730: does he constantly bring up alanis morrisette?
aSortaPrincess: no, but when he first came he was saying he was on full house blah blah and jordan was like "the one with the twins" and then said something like "i'd like to get them in the hot tub" and dave got all pissed off! ahahahaha
boz48730: hahaha
boz48730: dave is the reason that the twins have doubled their security staff
boz48730: but seriously, dave does the best bullwinkle I've ever heard
aSortaPrincess: brigitte nielsen is on there too
aSortaPrincess: yeah that's his claim to fame
boz48730: why don't I watch these shows?
aSortaPrincess: i don't know
boz48730: I'd watch a full house re-union if they ever had one
aSortaPrincess: but brigitte nielsen walks around naked
boz48730: but since kimmy gibbler died it'll never happen
aSortaPrincess: bob saggett died too
aSortaPrincess: AIDS
boz48730: hey, guess what other former teen got arrested last week
boz48730: tracey gold
aSortaPrincess: yes for DUI!
aSortaPrincess: with her kids!
aSortaPrincess: how nuts is she
aSortaPrincess: her mugshot looks soooo sad
boz48730: is she the skinny one?
boz48730: or the one from benson?
aSortaPrincess: the skinny eating disorder one
aSortaPrincess: from growing pains
boz48730: yeah
aSortaPrincess: oh man i loved benson
boz48730: hahaha
boz48730: jerry seinfeld was on benson
aSortaPrincess: i used to sneak up to watch it
aSortaPrincess: even though it was on at only lik e7:30
aSortaPrincess: my mom made me go to bed at like 5pm
boz48730: can you blame her
aSortaPrincess: i guess not since i was starting fires and stealing motorcycles
aSortaPrincess: but still i just really wanted to watch Benson!
boz48730: and running around with gary sinesse
aSortaPrincess: when i have kids i will make them go to bed at 5pm too
boz48730: didn't benson work for the governor of nh?
aSortaPrincess: benson IS the governor of NH
boz48730: well of course he is ... NOW
boz48730: and nancy kerrigan is the lt governor
aSortaPrincess: i wish!
boz48730: ooooooh, yesterday was eric's birthday
aSortaPrincess: i wish nancy kerrigan would teach me to ice skate
aSortaPrincess: stolz?
boz48730: I was gonna post it, but since everyone hates me ... is there any other eric?
aSortaPrincess: no one hates you!
aSortaPrincess: how old is he?
boz48730: 43
aSortaPrincess: minnie driver did a itunes play list
boz48730: he's older than cher!
aSortaPrincess: she should get together with eric stolz
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: cher is like 100
boz48730: yeah, but most of her parts are less than 43 years old
aSortaPrincess: cher scares me truthfully
aSortaPrincess: minnie driver looks like slash from guns n roses
boz48730: did you see the movie where she played a lawyer, now how believable is that?
aSortaPrincess: i did like mermaids
boz48730: cher not minnie
aSortaPrincess: but mostly for that guy that drove the bus
boz48730: otto?
aSortaPrincess: jake ryan from 16 candles
boz48730: christina ricci was in that too, wasn't she?
boz48730: jake ryan is dumb as cement
aSortaPrincess: winona too
boz48730: and bob hoskins
aSortaPrincess: i love jake ryan!
boz48730: what a cast!!!!
boz48730: so that's why you hate molly ringwald
aSortaPrincess: you hate molly, not me
aSortaPrincess: tell me why everyone hates you
boz48730: oh yeah, I forgot
boz48730: you'll have to ask them that
aSortaPrincess: well tell me why you think everyone hates you
boz48730: ohhh, one of your clever tricks to get me to talk
aSortaPrincess: well
aSortaPrincess: tell me
boz48730: sure, you'd like that, wouldn't you
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: I dunno, it's just a gut feeling
aSortaPrincess: i must have missed something
aSortaPrincess: i think it's just your meds
aSortaPrincess: paranoia
boz48730: ok, let's put it this way, they don't hate me, they just aren't fulfilling my needs adequately
boz48730: I'm high maintenence
aSortaPrincess: i mean, yeah, we had a meeting where we discussed how we would have you assasinated if necessary, but that has nothing to do with hate
aSortaPrincess: who are these people
boz48730: yeah, and you didn't invite me, see what I mean
aSortaPrincess: look how i'm here for you!
aSortaPrincess: in your time of need!
boz48730: cause I amuse you
aSortaPrincess: you do?
boz48730: once I stop making you laugh you'll be outta here like ...
aSortaPrincess: cat stevens?
aSortaPrincess: who did you stop making laugh?
boz48730: everyone
boz48730: look at my blog, no comments .... no comments, and I'm an internet icon, a diety!!!
aSortaPrincess: i commented yesterday
aSortaPrincess: but i don't matter
aSortaPrincess: i see how it is
boz48730: that was yesterday
boz48730: what have you done for me lately
aSortaPrincess: i am trying to help soothe your soul right this instant!
aSortaPrincess: you should eat some ramen
aSortaPrincess: or a lean pocket
aSortaPrincess: that always helps
aSortaPrincess: don't eat skittles
boz48730: how about some paste?
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: I am talking to you right now, am i not?
boz48730: I could eat skittles since I am going to the dentist in 11 hours
aSortaPrincess: he will be disappointed in you like mine was in me if you do
aSortaPrincess: and mine beats me when he's disappointed
boz48730: nah, mine just cracks lame jokes and then goes har har har
aSortaPrincess: hardy har har!
aSortaPrincess: i'm your dentist
boz48730: arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
aSortaPrincess: put down the skittles!
boz48730: but I'm keeping the paste
aSortaPrincess: well if you're going to do anything, snort it
boz48730: that's glue
aSortaPrincess: whatever
boz48730: i want paste
aSortaPrincess: do you really, becasue that means you're deficient
boz48730: in what?
boz48730: zil zheaton's lawyers contacted me yesterday
aSortaPrincess: b-12
aSortaPrincess: no they didn't
boz48730: oh,
boz48730: ok
aSortaPrincess: they did contact me though
boz48730: now that was a hilarious post
aSortaPrincess: as usual
boz48730: did you read vanessa's comment about antonio and johnny
boz48730: she said they are so femme they are almost pre-op
boz48730: If I gave an award for comment of the week that would win this weeks hands down
aSortaPrincess: FINE!
boz48730: oh, sorry, present company excluded
aSortaPrincess: everyone hates me!
boz48730: I should probably go to bed, rocky keeps whining about how his head hurts
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: ok don't post this though
boz48730: why not?
aSortaPrincess: because i divulged personal information in it
boz48730: your mom doesn't read it
aSortaPrincess: she does
aSortaPrincess: and i'm a role model
boz48730: what personal?
aSortaPrincess: i forget
aSortaPrincess: about how i love benson
boz48730: fine, well, I'll post it until you come up with a reason not to
aSortaPrincess: no
aSortaPrincess: i'm off my game today!
aSortaPrincess: i'm in a funk!
boz48730: I'm lauging on the outside
aSortaPrincess: i'm serious
boz48730: so
aSortaPrincess: so
aSortaPrincess: people might read it and think i'm boring
aSortaPrincess: when really i'm exciting
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: i crack myself up
boz48730: I'm about to gag fromlaughing
aSortaPrincess: but really
aSortaPrincess: gary sinise reads it
boz48730: he is such a bastard
aSortaPrincess: jonnie said it was a good idea that i stopped blogging
boz48730: oh, yeah and I forgot tracey gold reads it just before she starts drinking
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaa
boz48730: jonnie said that?
aSortaPrincess: it's the REASON she drinks
aSortaPrincess: yeah
aSortaPrincess: and I weeped
boz48730: what were his reasons?
aSortaPrincess: who needs reasons!
aSortaPrincess: I'm weeping right now
boz48730: he's just mad because he had a woodrow tonight
aSortaPrincess: i'm so hungry but it's so late if i eat i will have those nightmares about pamela smart
aSortaPrincess: well whatever!
boz48730: eat paste, it's light but filling and doesn't cause nightmares
aSortaPrincess: i have no paste
aSortaPrincess: if you don't post this i will make a post on RWBS
boz48730: drano will work just as good
aSortaPrincess: mmmm drano
aSortaPrincess: don't tempt me
boz48730: owwwwwwww my back hurts
aSortaPrincess: hahahahahaha
boz48730: no, I have to post this
aSortaPrincess: i'm sorry, i was substituting head for back
aSortaPrincess: why
boz48730: the world needs to know the truth
aSortaPrincess: what truth is that
boz48730: about you and gary sinesse
aSortaPrincess: noooooo
aSortaPrincess: gary made me sign a confidentiality agreement
boz48730: I'll tell you what, I'll change your name from aSortaPrincess to belle
aSortaPrincess: i will have to sell my organs and my cats to pay for the lawyers fees
aSortaPrincess: No!
aSortaPrincess: change it to something else
aSortaPrincess: like gary sinise
aSortaPrincess: then you can say you had a conversation with gary sinise!
boz48730: is he threatening you>
aSortaPrincess: yes, right now
boz48730: he's got a knife to your throat, doesn't he
boz48730: my dinner with gary sinise
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: it's the only way
aSortaPrincess: the truth is
aSortaPrincess: that time my ear was bleeding
boz48730: that's settled, I'm going to bed as soon as I post my dinner with gary sinise
aSortaPrincess: that was gary
boz48730: the bastard!
aSortaPrincess: are you weeping?
boz48730: he probably said he was doing research for CSI New Hampshire, right
boz48730: and needed a blood sample
aSortaPrincess: i was so naive!
aSortaPrincess: he said he had to swab my ear for dna
boz48730: some people use their celebrity status for their own sick pleasures
aSortaPrincess: well i won't when i'm a celebrity
boz48730: yeah, that's what gary sinise said
aSortaPrincess: gary sinise was born a celebrity
aSortaPrincess: gary sinise and star jones work for the devil
boz48730: wasn't he mikey from the life commercials?
aSortaPrincess: no he was gary
boz48730: gary the one who egged mikey on?
boz48730: is he doing stuff to you now?
aSortaPrincess: the one who put drano in mikey's life
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: help me
boz48730: don't make a video of it whatever it is
aSortaPrincess: no?
aSortaPrincess: gary doesn't show up on film
boz48730: it's worse than I thought
aSortaPrincess: you have no idea
aSortaPrincess: and you thought you had it bad
aSortaPrincess: so everyone hates you
boz48730: that twisted bastard
aSortaPrincess: atleast gary sinise isn't giving you the bad touch and bursting your ear drums
aSortaPrincess: are you eating paste right now
aSortaPrincess: and weeping?
aSortaPrincess: don't cry boz
boz48730: well, I really have to go to bed, say goodnight to gary for me, and tell him I really loved him in Ransom
aSortaPrincess: will do
boz48730: night
aSortaPrincess: night
boz48730: over and out
aSortaPrincess: over!
aSortaPrincess: roger!
boz48730: don't call me roger
aSortaPrincess: gary made me do it
aSortaPrincess: goodnight
boz48730: the bastard
boz48730: night

My dinner with Belle #3

Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 19 01:39:35 2004
aSortaPrincess: oh no, I missed the anniversary?
boz48730: yeah, there was tang and everything too!
aSortaPrincess: oh man, i never miss out on tang!
boz48730: oh well
boz48730: where have you been?
aSortaPrincess: i'm afraid you don't have the security clearance to hear that
boz48730: I have a top secret clearance from my spy days in the air force that I never let lapse
aSortaPrincess: what level?
boz48730: top secret
aSortaPrincess: yeah, this is POP secret
aSortaPrincess: was there cake?
boz48730: nah, I only go up to Act II
boz48730: there's always cake
aSortaPrincess: have you tried that cinnabon popcorn
boz48730: no, as wild as I get is kettle corn
aSortaPrincess: i throw up on the inside just thinking about it
aSortaPrincess: i was trying to take your trivia challenge
boz48730: I think marci was killed in the hurricane
aSortaPrincess: can i have her stuff?
aSortaPrincess: maybe I was killed in the hurricane
aSortaPrincess: and that explains my absence
boz48730: maybe you are marci
boz48730: and that would explain why you want her stuff
aSortaPrincess: maybe
boz48730: how did you do on the trivia, it's mostly old school stuff
aSortaPrincess: no, i don't like midgets
aSortaPrincess: i could only answer one
aSortaPrincess: make that two
boz48730: which one ... which two?
aSortaPrincess: ok three
boz48730: three is good
aSortaPrincess: your zip code, dvl's name, and gothy grrl hahahahaha
boz48730: duh, you should have gotten the first one right just by scrolling up to the top of the page
aSortaPrincess: oh wait i knew that too
aSortaPrincess: i missed that question
aSortaPrincess: so who is the voice of your conscience
boz48730: frank sinatra
aSortaPrincess: and who is your illegitimate daughter
boz48730: cacoa
boz48730: four right, you might just win, hell, one right you might just win
aSortaPrincess: what do i win!!!!!!!!!!!
aSortaPrincess: i also know the pimpress one
aSortaPrincess: can i have a puppy
aSortaPrincess: a chocolate one
boz48730: sure
boz48730: why not
boz48730: but if you get kicked out of your condo, don't come crying to me
aSortaPrincess: i would too
aSortaPrincess: i'd have to go live with mother boz
boz48730: noooooooo
boz48730: nooooooooooooooooooo
aSortaPrincess: don't fight it
boz48730: I slept all day today
aSortaPrincess: i bet i have you beat
aSortaPrincess: i got up at 7:30pm!
boz48730: geez
aSortaPrincess: i have been comatose lately
boz48730: all night bender?
boz48730: shock treatment?
aSortaPrincess: i went to bed at noon
boz48730: lobotomy?
boz48730: noon today or noon yesterday?
aSortaPrincess: noon today
aSortaPrincess: i had just flown in from my secret assignment in bangladesh
boz48730: did you see that kid that george harrison adopted?
aSortaPrincess: i'm worried i have the rat poisoning
aSortaPrincess: i can play a george harrison song on the clarinet
boz48730: which one
aSortaPrincess: i've got my mind set on you
boz48730: no, which george harrison
aSortaPrincess: there's more than one?
boz48730: well, not anymore
boz48730: at least not living
aSortaPrincess: you're not concerned that i have the rat poisoning?
boz48730: they made two videos of that song
aSortaPrincess: am i in one?
boz48730: "THE" rat poisioning?
boz48730: yeah, you're in the clarinet version
aSortaPrincess: yes THE
aSortaPrincess: am i wearing a jean skirt?
boz48730: now?
aSortaPrincess: I also think I have the leukemia of the right knee
aSortaPrincess: no, in the video
boz48730: what am I the amazing randi???
aSortaPrincess: do people still wear jean skirts?
boz48730: yeah, i saw a girl today wearing one
aSortaPrincess: you're probably wearing one
aSortaPrincess: it doesn't count if you had traveled back in time
boz48730: no, but I could put one on if it would amuse you
aSortaPrincess: you have one handy?
boz48730: one?
boz48730: haha, try a closet full
aSortaPrincess: two?
aSortaPrincess: a tupperware full you mean
boz48730: bite me
aSortaPrincess: the plot thickens
boz48730: I really did see a girl in a jean skirt today
aSortaPrincess: maybe it was me from the past visiting
aSortaPrincess: did i have a clarinet?
boz48730: she was listening to hall and oates
aSortaPrincess: maneater?
aSortaPrincess: it really was me
aSortaPrincess: you were visited from the ghost of belle past
boz48730: yeah, it could have been you, I thought it was a machine gun case, but it could have held a clarinet
boz48730: and a maching gun
aSortaPrincess: i couldn't afford a case
aSortaPrincess: or a clarinet
aSortaPrincess: i built mine out of dryer lint and sticks from the woods mikey and i started on fire
boz48730: did you tie a rope around it and sling it over your back like the hippie jonnies used to do?
aSortaPrincess: i wore it as a necklace
boz48730: I turn all my dryer lint in at the hospital they use it as sterile gauze
boz48730: it's a community hospital
boz48730: it all helps
boz48730: if mikey were to show up at your door tonight would you invite him in for Boggle?
aSortaPrincess: that depends
aSortaPrincess: if cher was w ith him or not
boz48730: mom, my head hurts
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: that makes me laugh every time!
boz48730: the classics never go out of style
aSortaPrincess: what is super granny
boz48730: I beg your pardon?
aSortaPrincess: never mind
aSortaPrincess: i was looking at the AIM games
boz48730: oh
boz48730: I'm on trillian not aim
aSortaPrincess: well aren't you special!!!!
boz48730: all the kids at the cool table are on trillian
aSortaPrincess: i hear music when there isn't any music
aSortaPrincess: i probably have some rare form of tinnitus that causes me to hear ashlee simpson and bach instead of ringing
boz48730: I have tinnitus
aSortaPrincess: do you really?
boz48730: yep
boz48730: answer the damn phone!
boz48730: oh, nevermind
aSortaPrincess: that doesn't mean you have tinnitus!
aSortaPrincess: i hear the phone all the time too
aSortaPrincess: but usually it is really ringing
boz48730: well I don't operate a sex line so I wouldn't really know about that
aSortaPrincess: did you receive a blow to the head?
aSortaPrincess: that is sometimes the cause of tinnitus
boz48730: tonight?
aSortaPrincess: any night
boz48730: no, but I did stare charlie down from the wrong end of a bayonet, could that cause it?
aSortaPrincess: maybe you take too much asprin
boz48730: I don't take aspirin
aSortaPrincess: liar!
aSortaPrincess: an asprin a day!
boz48730: I use pamprin
aSortaPrincess: you should switch to midol
boz48730: I use that too
boz48730: and you know it does help with the cramping
aSortaPrincess: does it help with the mood swings?
aSortaPrincess: i usually just kill someone, that helps
boz48730: mood rings... mood rings?
aSortaPrincess: you DO have tinnitus
boz48730: did you ever have a mood ring?
aSortaPrincess: i wish i had one now
aSortaPrincess: i used to put mine in the freezer
boz48730: I had earth shoes but no mood ring
aSortaPrincess: earth shoes?
aSortaPrincess: the arch nemesis of moon boots?
boz48730: you don't know what earth shoes are?
aSortaPrincess: nope
boz48730: they were popular back in the seventies, they were supposed to help your posture,
aSortaPrincess: likely story
boz48730: they still sell them too
aSortaPrincess: they still sell crack too
boz48730: I'm trying to find a picture
aSortaPrincess: i think i just blew out my left ear drum
boz48730: you're a walking grey's anatomy aren't you
aSortaPrincess: GRAY!
boz48730: whatever
aSortaPrincess: i've killed for less
aSortaPrincess: i'm a descendent of henry gray
boz48730: who is he?
boz48730: (Link: http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/good-earth/divine1.jpg)http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/good-earth/divine1.jpg
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: those are cute
aSortaPrincess: put them on with your jean skirt
boz48730: they look nicer now, newer styles
boz48730: no, with my bellbottom cords, snap button cowboy shirt and my jean jacket
boz48730: this is the kind I had!!!
boz48730: (Link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8131665227&rd=1#ebayphotohosting)http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8131665227&rd=1#ebayphotohosting
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: i like the other ones better
boz48730: well, yeah, these are thirty years old
aSortaPrincess: so you wore a size5 womens
boz48730: only on crossdressing night
boz48730: I think I'll bid on them
aSortaPrincess: yeah you totally should. and then you should bid on a wig too
aSortaPrincess: did you hear macaulay culkin was arrested for being a crack whore
boz48730: damn, I was just thinking about him
aSortaPrincess: marijuanna actually
aSortaPrincess: i can't even spell marijaunananjajaklfjilasjdflka hahahaha
boz48730: his movie was on tonight, or was it last night
aSortaPrincess: i think they should let him go
aSortaPrincess: it should be a law that you have to BE on drugs to travel through oklahoma city
boz48730: why was he there?
aSortaPrincess: no one knows
aSortaPrincess: it is one the worlds greatest mysteries
boz48730: his ex wifes movie was on tonight
aSortaPrincess: i think what happened was he was abducted by aliens
boz48730: the one where she spends all her time naked and on the toilet
aSortaPrincess: what's it called?
boz48730: Bully
boz48730: it was on IFC
boz48730: actually the part she played could very easily been based on you
aSortaPrincess: what!
aSortaPrincess: i don't spend all day on the toilet!
boz48730: she was the brains behind the murder
boz48730: she manipulated the rest of the gang
boz48730: it was a good movie
boz48730: rent it
boz48730: buy it
boz48730: steal it
boz48730: **** says gene siskal
aSortaPrincess: gene is dead!
aSortaPrincess: you won't fool me again with that!
boz48730: poor gene
aSortaPrincess: so do you think i could be the brains behind a murder
boz48730: again?
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: well, you did mastermind the pamela smart thing, didn't you?
aSortaPrincess: i wish!
aSortaPrincess: don't mind the blood pouring out of my left ear please
aSortaPrincess: I don't think I could manipulate the crowd
aSortaPrincess: no one ever believes me anymore
boz48730: stick some kleenex in your ear, it always helps me
aSortaPrincess: I'm about to stick a hammer in there
boz48730: you have a hammer handy?
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: I should buy a pair of earth shoes, the original 70's hippie earth shoe
aSortaPrincess: you should
boz48730: (Link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8132210028&tc=photo)http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48862&item=8132210028&tc=photo
boz48730: 19.99 buy it now
aSortaPrincess: don't they make them in any other colors?
aSortaPrincess: like pink?
aSortaPrincess: that isn't your color
boz48730: the only one in my size though
aSortaPrincess: well ok
aSortaPrincess: but what if you catch something
boz48730: you mean they aren't new?
boz48730: forget it!!!!
aSortaPrincess: I can see it now
aSortaPrincess: it will end badly, you having to get your foot cut off
boz48730: this is making me all nostalgic, I feel like watching Welcome Back Kotter
aSortaPrincess: and the surgeon will be that inmate mother boz is trying to set you up with
boz48730: now they wore earth shoes!
aSortaPrincess: i wonder if welcome back kotter is out on dvd
boz48730: it's on vhs on ebay
boz48730: no dvd but it is on beta!
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: the vhs on ebay is someone's personal copy
boz48730: my sister had a beta max player, it was as big as a volkswagon
boz48730: guess what is on dvd???
boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000ZMH92.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000ZMH92.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
boz48730: it looks like a michael jackson slumber party!
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: why do they have ice cream
boz48730: they are at the diner
aSortaPrincess: that's scary
boz48730: Rob's place
aSortaPrincess: is this the same diner whoopi took the crazy interrupted girls to for ice cream
aSortaPrincess: how do i get there
boz48730: practice
aSortaPrincess: mapquest me some directions
boz48730: I think Re-Run rode the short bus with Corky
boz48730: you know Dee is a vet
boz48730: she fought in Desert Storm
boz48730: nah, she's a veteranarian
boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
boz48730: Dy-nooooooooo-mite
boz48730: my uncle used to call me Dynomite after JJ
aSortaPrincess: did he really
boz48730: yep
aSortaPrincess: before or after the bad touch
boz48730: during
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: excellent
aSortaPrincess: i think that guy is cute
boz48730: which one
aSortaPrincess: the dad guy
boz48730: john amos
aSortaPrincess: OJ
aSortaPrincess: does he have famous cookies?
boz48730: hahaha
boz48730: how come janet jackson isn't pictured?
aSortaPrincess: she had a wardrobe malfunction
boz48730: Dy-nooooooooooooo-mite!
boz48730: did you know that Jay Leno and David Letterman both used to work for Jimmie Walker as joke writers
boz48730: I used to have hair like the blonde guy
boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007KK5I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
aSortaPrincess: there is no blonde guy
aSortaPrincess: is this a joke
aSortaPrincess: you had an afro?
boz48730: no, hutch!
boz48730: keepup
aSortaPrincess: I'm trying
boz48730: it's the ear thing, right
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: totally throwing off my balance
boz48730: hutch is wearing earth shoes too
aSortaPrincess: you sent me the wrong link too
aSortaPrincess: so it's your fault i can't see
boz48730: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00018D3RI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00018D3RI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
boz48730: that should work
aSortaPrincess: i do see a striking resemblance now
aSortaPrincess: do you have a jean jacket
aSortaPrincess: to wear with your jean skirt
boz48730: i did
boz48730: but it was more form fitting than hutch's
boz48730: but I did have a leather jacket just like starsky's
aSortaPrincess: move over bacon, it's time for SIZZLElean!
boz48730: but I never wore the collar of my shirt over the collar of my jacket
aSortaPrincess: i just saw a listmania on amazon that said "tv for people who like to be challenged" but i thought it said "tv for people who are challenged"
aSortaPrincess: that explains a lot then
boz48730: unless I was drunk or in a hurry
boz48730: I love the amazon listmania's
aSortaPrincess: you looked more like one of these guys
aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008EY6N.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008EY6N.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
aSortaPrincess: i used to have hair like the girl in the middle here
boz48730: no I didn't, my other uncle used to call me Hutch, all the time
boz48730: what girl?
aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001ZMWYG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001ZMWYG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
boz48730: mmmmmmm lynda carter
boz48730: with a y
aSortaPrincess: wow even when she was on charlie's angels farrah fawcett looked like she could kill her kids while rocking out to duran duran
boz48730: this is as much fun as infomercials
aSortaPrincess: i miss the man with the big saggy breasts holding up jack lalanne though
boz48730: john ritter?
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: RIP
boz48730: his wife and kids are suing the hosptia;
boz48730: l
aSortaPrincess: they are?
aSortaPrincess: his son is on that show with the girl that talks to god
boz48730: ???
aSortaPrincess: what are they suing for?
boz48730: his wife was the crystal bernards sister on Wings
aSortaPrincess: yeah I know that
aSortaPrincess: now she is going to have an affair with fonzie
boz48730: for money
boz48730: poor crystal
aSortaPrincess: is she dead too

boz48730: no, but didn't she used to date fonzie too
aSortaPrincess: you should get a cowboy hat to wear with your earth shoes and jean skirt and jacket combo
aSortaPrincess: (Link: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001WTWXI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001WTWXI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
boz48730: I always wanted a cowbot hat
aSortaPrincess: i have a feeling it is only a matter of time unti crystal bernard becomes a lifetime movie
aSortaPrincess: i always wanted to be daisy
boz48730: but more like the kind Hoss wore on Bonanza
boz48730: tell me those two aren't gay
aSortaPrincess: they aren't gay
boz48730: they could have been extras in the Al Pacino movie Cruising
boz48730: they never had dates, did they?
aSortaPrincess: bo is married
boz48730: sure that stuff is legal in hawaii
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: to a woman!
aSortaPrincess: he is on smallville now
boz48730: I never understood why daisy duke wore pantyhose with her daisy dukes, she even wore pantyhose to bed
aSortaPrincess: you have a fetish for that don't you
aSortaPrincess: maybe she had vericose veins
boz48730: I have a fetish for vericose veins
boz48730: it's the latest plastic surgery rage in hollywood
aSortaPrincess: maybe she had prosthesis and the pantyhose were keeping it on
boz48730: I read where sarah michelle geller just had some vericose vein implants
boz48730: you have a prothesis fetish don't you
aSortaPrincess: who doesn't
boz48730: paul mccartney does
aSortaPrincess: paul mccartney IS a prosthesis
boz48730: I thought he was antithesis
aSortaPrincess: anti something!
boz48730: he's still my favorite beatle
aSortaPrincess: I'll be sure to let him know
boz48730: he's a client of yours?
boz48730: I bet he makes you talk like yoko ono
aSortaPrincess: like I don't already talk like yoko ono
boz48730: your time in the white slave trade in tokyo wasn't a waste after all
aSortaPrincess: all i know is in the middle of the phone sex he got kinda upset when i tried to throw in how i could play a george harrison song on my clarinet
aSortaPrincess: i make the most of any situation
boz48730: he probably thought you said you played george harrison's clarinet
boz48730: wink wink
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
boz48730: I hope this will amuse your anonymous commenter
aSortaPrincess: you shouldn't post it
aSortaPrincess: someone hates me!
boz48730: someone?
aSortaPrincess: who is it?
aSortaPrincess: you?
aSortaPrincess: ok, everyone
boz48730: it's martin sheen's wife
boz48730: afro sheen
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
boz48730: that is her name, isn't it?
aSortaPrincess: nope
aSortaPrincess: Janet
aSortaPrincess: Janet Jackson Sheen
boz48730: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
boz48730: liar
aSortaPrincess: who is it though
boz48730: did you see the art pictures I posted on buzznet
aSortaPrincess: not yet
boz48730: the anonymous commenter?
aSortaPrincess: yes
boz48730: I think it's either pee wee herman or gallagher
aSortaPrincess: you mean the pictures of your hands
boz48730: no, the newer ones
aSortaPrincess: the shaving ones?
boz48730: yeah
boz48730: and the foggy mirror one
aSortaPrincess: you look like you are in pain
aSortaPrincess: you should submit those to LIFE
boz48730: when am I not in pain
boz48730: i could win a pulitzer for the foggy mirror b&w
aSortaPrincess: that is pretty good
aSortaPrincess: I will nominate you
boz48730: life cereal?
aSortaPrincess: mikey likes it
boz48730: cher's mikey?
aSortaPrincess: oiafjioejfoiajf
aSortaPrincess: oh my god
boz48730: it always comes back to mikey with you, doesn't it
aSortaPrincess: you won't believe this but i swear it's true
boz48730: mikey just dropped by!
aSortaPrincess: i was just looking to see why emilio and charlie were spazzing out
aSortaPrincess: my cats are playing with matches!
boz48730: bad kitties
boz48730: bad
aSortaPrincess: that's hysterical
boz48730: they've been spending too much time with the catnip monkey of doom
aSortaPrincess: there is nothing left of the catnip mokey of doom
boz48730: not even the tail?
aSortaPrincess: the tail is the first thing to go
boz48730: damn
aSortaPrincess: you went camping in the park?
boz48730: no
boz48730: i went picture taking in the park
aSortaPrincess: why is there a park for refugee children there
aSortaPrincess: AND WHERE ARE ALL THE CHILDREN
aSortaPrincess: your buzznet reads like a murder mystery
boz48730: this sounds like an episode of twilight zone
aSortaPrincess: maybe it is
aSortaPrincess: where is your stalker
boz48730: oh, the buzznet stalker
boz48730: she is on hiatus, she was stalking everyone, not just me
aSortaPrincess: oh
aSortaPrincess: she wasnt' stalking me
boz48730: everyone on buzznet
aSortaPrincess: i am on buzznet
boz48730: did you see the pic of the exericse area of the county jail?
aSortaPrincess: No!
boz48730: then maybe you are the one doing the stalking
boz48730: (Link: http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?p=2&id=520023)http://boz48730.buzznet.com/user/?p=2&id=520023
aSortaPrincess: is her name xxxxxxxxxxx
boz48730: no
aSortaPrincess: who were you visiting
aSortaPrincess: that man mother boz set you up with?
boz48730: no, I was visiting mother boz
aSortaPrincess: ok listen boz
boz48730: ok
aSortaPrincess: i see all these pictures of children's parks and stuff
aSortaPrincess: BUT NO CHILDREN
aSortaPrincess: what is going on over there at the refugee camp
aSortaPrincess: who is yyyyyy
boz48730: you don't see the children?
aSortaPrincess: umm no
boz48730: the children are everywhere
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha noooo!
boz48730: she is the 16 year old girl who said I was 'awesome"
aSortaPrincess: she really likes you
aSortaPrincess: you post a pic of keys and she says "i wish i had keys like that"
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: that is hysterical
boz48730: I make her call me gramps
boz48730: don't make fun now
aSortaPrincess: hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
boz48730: cause I got really nice keys
aSortaPrincess: wow i just looked at her buzznet
boz48730: yeah, all pervy and stuff
aSortaPrincess: kids these days!
boz48730: look at all the pervs leaving pervy comments too
aSortaPrincess: nah, i got bored
aSortaPrincess: i am only interested in seeing pictures of child refugees
boz48730: that happens a lot with you
boz48730: it's a HARBOR OF REFUGE, not refugees!!!
aSortaPrincess: wow, aren't we excitable
aSortaPrincess: i can call it whatever i like
boz48730: oh, can you no
boz48730: now
aSortaPrincess: i like my version better
boz48730: think of the children!
aSortaPrincess: doesn't matter since they ARENT THERE
boz48730: they are there
aSortaPrincess: uh huh
boz48730: you have to believe
boz48730: do you believe???
aSortaPrincess: no ronald mcdonald, i don't believe in magic
boz48730: they are all at a pool party at yyyyyy's house
aSortaPrincess: damn
boz48730: weren't invited, were you
aSortaPrincess: i am not a refugee like everyone else in East Taiwan
boz48730: hahahaha
boz48730: hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
boz48730: ah go to Bangor for Boggle
aSortaPrincess: what?
aSortaPrincess: no hablo
boz48730: and you'd better put a smoke alarm over the kitty litter box
aSortaPrincess: i took the matches away
boz48730: and the bic lighter under their bed?
boz48730: you didn't know about that, did you
aSortaPrincess: they don't have a bed
aSortaPrincess: i lock them in the bathroom at night
boz48730: dude! that is so evil
aSortaPrincess: i put a night light in there
boz48730: sure, to ease your conscious, damn if it helps the cats any
boz48730: conscinsce
aSortaPrincess: i think they like it
boz48730: guilt
aSortaPrincess: it's a big room really
boz48730: yeah, I bet in the morning you find the two of them huddled together for protection from the evil one eyed beast in the corner
aSortaPrincess: why is my neighbor in the corner?
aSortaPrincess: they usually are huddled together though
aSortaPrincess: but i think they just love each other
boz48730: the cats and the neighbor?
aSortaPrincess: i have to do it anyway, otherwise they are trouble
aSortaPrincess: don't tell ASPCA on me
boz48730: do they protest?
aSortaPrincess: or i will tell them you collect refugee children
aSortaPrincess: sometimes
aSortaPrincess: they run away when i try to get them
aSortaPrincess: if i just had charlie i would let him sleep with me
boz48730: oh sure
boz48730: that's what heidi said
aSortaPrincess: but emilio is trouble and together, forget it, they just jump on my head and stuff
aSortaPrincess: and i bet she wasn't the only one
boz48730: It's late
aSortaPrincess: i only sleep for like one hour a night anyway, i dont want it to be disrupted
aSortaPrincess: yes it is!
aSortaPrincess: don't post this since i named names!
boz48730: time to put your cats in the gas chamber, I mean the bathroom for the night
aSortaPrincess: it's better than burying them in the backyard
boz48730: i guess
boz48730: I'm posting this,
aSortaPrincess: you can't
boz48730: why not
aSortaPrincess: i named names of all your buzznet friends
boz48730: so, like they'd read this?
aSortaPrincess: they will when i email it to them
boz48730: then it doesn't matter, does it
aSortaPrincess: FINE!
aSortaPrincess: edit it out
boz48730: I will, I'll give them fake identities
aSortaPrincess: edit everything except for your love of refugee camps
aSortaPrincess: ok
aSortaPrincess: I'm going to bed
boz48730: don't make me start singing tom petty songs
boz48730: goodnight belle
aSortaPrincess: night boz!
boz48730: night
Session Close (aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 19 03:55:31 2004


Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 19 03:55:56 2004
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My afternoon snack with Rosa

Session Start (MSN - boz:kitty): Tue Sep 14 01:30:35 2004
kitty: told ya
kitty: see im here.. at home
boz: liar
kitty: shutup
boz: how do I know it's you
kitty: rolo polo?
boz: who?
kitty: rosa posa
boz: this is your grandfather, isn't it
kitty: *incoherant rambling*
boz: rosa!!!!
boz: I knew it was you
kitty: fuck u!

kitty: :)
boz: you've always been so sweet to me
kitty: yeah... as sweet as vinegar
boz: vinegar tits!
kitty: stop talking about my mams like that
kitty: thats what trolly calls em
kitty: "mams"
kitty: lol
boz: you should get a job as a matron in a women's prison
kitty: no!
kitty: i waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good looking for that
boz: and change your name to vera
kitty: aloe vera
boz: vinegar tits vera
kitty: not me!
kitty: never!

boz: man, a woman just had her eyelids cut off
kitty: huh?
boz: but it's only a movie
kitty: phew!

kitty: that'd be painful
kitty: how are u bozzie?
boz: not if you were dead
boz: I is good
kitty: coolo
boz: it's winter down there, isn't it
boz: answer me dammit!!!!
kitty: no spring
boz: hey, I've seen a couple aussie movies in the past week
kitty: esplain
boz: Fortress starring Rachel Ward
kitty: nope
boz: yep
kitty: what else
boz: she is a school teacher who is kidnapped along with all her pupils
kitty: where?
boz: in the outback
boz: I think
kitty: ok
boz: a country school, they say it was based on a true story
kitty: iiiiiiiiiiiinteresting
kitty: what else
boz: the hard word with guy pearce and rachel griffiths
kitty: ive been ,meaning to see that
kitty: should i bother>
kitty: ??

boz: ehhhh, kind of slow moving for an action movie
kitty: ok
boz: rachel griffiths was blond and she was supposed to be sexy
kitty: and?
boz: didn't work
kitty: oops
kitty: her bad
boz: yeah, she's cute enough when she's normal, but no blonde bombshell
kitty: hmmmmm i see your point
kitty: ive changed some settings on me blogoroonie
boz: what did you do?
kitty: not much
boz: I thought you were going to make a big change
kitty: i will prolly in the school hols
kitty: i just cant find anything i really like
boz: when is the holiday?
kitty: one week after this
boz: how long?
kitty: two weeks i think
boz: that's pretty good
boz: are the cleaners still on strike at school?
kitty: yeah im pretty burned out
kitty: nup
kitty: they came back yesterday
boz: I bet they had a mess to clean up
boz: did you help them?
kitty: yeah they still havent caught up
boz: are the tards back?
kitty: mmmhmmm
kitty: :)

kitty: did u sense how carefree i was last week
kitty: lol
boz: and the gay footie tecacher, have you molested him yet?
boz: teacher
kitty: not GAY

kitty: he has been sick the last two days
boz: whatever
boz: probably on holiday with his gay lover
kitty: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
kitty: no no
boz: there is nothing wrong with it
kitty: come to think of it i would much rather he didnt want to go out with me becaquse he is gay than because i repulsive
kitty: i * am repulsive
boz: or illiterate
kitty: bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllegh
kitty: where is the new blog of yours
kitty: the chatwars one
boz: oh hold on
boz: (Link: http://chatwars.blogspot.com/)http://chatwars.blogspot.com/
boz: there ya go, you are on it
boz: I'm thinking about making some anonymous comments about you
kitty: (Link: http://www.blogger.com/templates/moto_ms/sample.html)http://www.blogger.com/templates/moto_ms/sample.html
kitty: whaddaya mean
boz: stalker type comments
boz: that is awfully pink
kitty: i know
kitty: stalker comments where/
boz: in the comments on chatwars
kitty: ok whatever
boz: what about this is so hard to understand?
kitty: sorry
kitty: im dehydrated
boz: you are not
boz: not sorry
kitty: i really like that pink one
boz: you may be dehydrated
kitty: blah blah
boz: you can take any of them and make them pink
kitty: i know but thats ALREADY done for a busy working mum like me
boz: jane doe is kind of cute, don't you think
kitty: yeah... she is dead
boz: so sad
boz: too bad
kitty: meow?
boz: do they call dead corpses jane does down there too
kitty: lol
boz: as opposed to live corpses
kitty: mmmmmmmm.. to much CSO here
kitty: lol
kitty: CSI

boz: they fired two of the stars on that show
kitty: which ones? john and jane?
boz: the younger woman and the younger guy
kitty: oh right!
kitty: (puzzled)
kitty: so rwbs has been kinda dead lately
boz: it always is on the weekend
kitty: oh yeah
kitty: i foorgetted
boz: and since sandra has been visting nacho jonnie, neither of them spend much time there
kitty: yeah
kitty: theyre too busy bonking
kitty: i think ill use that template
kitty: the pink one
boz: you mean boinking
kitty: booooooooooooink
kitty: u know those germans they love sex
kitty: i saw it in a movie once
kitty: about a rich bored housewife and a pool cleaner
boz: jonnie told me they were cyber sexing one time and he almost killed himself
kitty: ?
boz: he fell over or something
kitty: lol
kitty: woops
boz: ohhh, yeah I saw that movie too
kitty: uhoh
kitty: i think i need to go go go
boz: welcome to woop woop
kitty: yeap
kitty: ciao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Dinner With Belle: Part 2

Session Start (AIM - boz48730:aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 12 02:15:59 2004
aSortaPrincess: jessica simpson is on the proactiv infomercial
aSortaPrincess: and so is vanessa williams
aSortaPrincess: and i think i just saw emmanuel lewis
boz48730: what is proactiv?
aSortaPrincess: geez boz
boz48730: in the apartment complex?
boz48730: what geez?
aSortaPrincess: in my living room, watching the infomercial
aSortaPrincess: he called me ma'am
aSortaPrincess: it's that acne medication or something
boz48730: oh, i thought it was that male penile enhacement thing
aSortaPrincess: claudia swiffer too
boz48730: I have no idea who she is
boz48730: did she invent the swiffer cleaning system?
aSortaPrincess: No, you're thinking of florence henderson
boz48730: I'm ALWAYS thinking of florence henderson!!!
boz48730: I mean who could I not?
boz48730: how not who
aSortaPrincess: she is on the proactiv infomercial too
aSortaPrincess: said she used to have major acne
boz48730: that was my commanding officer Major Rance Acne
aSortaPrincess: but for 39.95 a month and some good sex from greg brady it all went away
boz48730: love his 'fro
aSortaPrincess: I would change my name
boz48730: to what?
aSortaPrincess: Judith LIght
boz48730: is she still the boss?
aSortaPrincess: i wonder why tony danza isn't on the infomercial, they must have had a fallilng out
boz48730: tony danza is so lucky that every character he has ever played has been named tony
aSortaPrincess: coincidence?
aSortaPrincess: I think not
boz48730: divine intervention?
aSortaPrincess: judith light intervention
boz48730: I have an australian movie on starring rachel griffiths and guy pearce
boz48730: she is such a slut
aSortaPrincess: welcome to woop woop?
boz48730: no, the hard word
boz48730: that was on yesterday, woop woop
aSortaPrincess: I know, saw that
aSortaPrincess: it's on all the time
boz48730: the classics should always be on
boz48730: I'm getting might sick of an american wedding
aSortaPrincess: you should just change the channel and watch the proactiv infomercial, it's much more entertaining
boz48730: what channel?
boz48730: because I am all over judith light
aSortaPrincess: FX
aSortaPrincess: Judith Light just gave a shot out to you!
boz48730: got it, hey I've only got six minutes to order
aSortaPrincess: hurry up then
boz48730: is that the vanessa williams who got her miss america crown stripped because she stripped?
aSortaPrincess: yep
aSortaPrincess: this is like a low budget porno/informercial
boz48730: how can she show her face after such a fiasco?
aSortaPrincess: you missed jessica simpson washing her face in slow mo
boz48730: is that oj's daughter?
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: could be
boz48730: the one that hates him and wants to kill him
aSortaPrincess: I think that is nicole
aSortaPrincess: oh wait, no that was his wife
boz48730: what was her name?
boz48730: guthny ranker?
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: oh god nooooooooooooo
aSortaPrincess: celine dion
boz48730: where?
aSortaPrincess: wow, this is too weird, look at this
boz48730: is she emmanuel's date?
aSortaPrincess: BJ/MJ says:
i like Boz's blog too
boz48730: huh?
boz48730: who is bj/mj?
aSortaPrincess: that is weird, a friend of mine, she just threw that in there randomly
aSortaPrincess: Celine Dion and emmanuel lewis are fighting
boz48730: like danny bonaduce and greg brady did on fox?
boz48730: I want a derma peel
aSortaPrincess: the truth is I invented derma peel
aSortaPrincess: ewww
boz48730: she is the most beautiful woman in america, for sure
aSortaPrincess: she is scary
boz48730: I know
aSortaPrincess: why is she so tan
boz48730: her face is hideous!
aSortaPrincess: i want to hide from her
aSortaPrincess: how is that guy talking to her
boz48730: I want to give her a clue
boz48730: he is a world famous plastic surgeon
aSortaPrincess: why doesnt' he help her
aSortaPrincess: or himself
boz48730: I think she's had a bit too much plastic surgery
boz48730: she has two caterpillars for eyebrows
aSortaPrincess: I'm not sure she's had enough
aSortaPrincess: I saw that nip/tuck show for the first time the other night and the plastic surgeon was having sex with a doll
boz48730: they need an informercial for getting rid of rashes, i think I have one
boz48730: is that the fx show?
boz48730: hey, they stole that from me!
boz48730: I do like her dress though, it looks like my mothers kitchen curtain
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: i am getting a rash from watching her
aSortaPrincess: that actual patient is frightening
boz48730: phone!!!
boz48730: my mother just called, her kitchen curtain is missing
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: maybe mother boz would like a derma peel
boz48730: she does get her stache waxed at the beauty parlor
aSortaPrincess: by the criminal?
aSortaPrincess: the guy she wants to set you up with?
boz48730: that woman was wearing lip gloss to bed
boz48730: the criminals mother
boz48730: she doesn't want to sit me up with a guy!
aSortaPrincess: are you sure?
aSortaPrincess: that's not what i heard
boz48730: I dunno, has she told you anything?
boz48730: hey, dammit, that was a one time thing, and I was drunk
aSortaPrincess: she said she wants to find you a felix
boz48730: that doctor looks kind of cute
aSortaPrincess: russell kanner?
boz48730: he looks like his makeup was done at a funeral parlor
aSortaPrincess: hahahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: by judith light
boz48730: seriously
aSortaPrincess: a drunk judith light
boz48730: I loved her retrospective on Lifetime the channel for women
aSortaPrincess: no wonder mother boz wants to set you up with a criminal
aSortaPrincess: that lady's last name was stranger
boz48730: yeah, I saw that
boz48730: the woman in the kitchen curtain is starting to look more attractive the later it gets
aSortaPrincess: she's even starting to look attractive to me
aSortaPrincess: i think it's sublimal something
boz48730: I wonder if she wears her miss usa sash and crown to bed?
boz48730: I know I would
aSortaPrincess: i would wear mine everywhere
aSortaPrincess: high heels too
boz48730: all of a sudden I have a need for a sash
aSortaPrincess: i bet they sell them at dollar general
boz48730: I'd wear flats
boz48730: I'll check tomorrow
boz48730: why are they wearing the green things on their eyes?
aSortaPrincess: duh
aSortaPrincess: they are aliens
aSortaPrincess: plus if you get derma peel in your eyes you DIE
boz48730: now she is cute
boz48730: but I could never love a woman with a derm and peel
aSortaPrincess: boz, that's just not right
boz48730: the love thing?
aSortaPrincess: prejudice rears it's ugly head
aSortaPrincess: that you can't love a woman with a derma peel
aSortaPrincess: we should order this stuff and take before and after photos and do our own infomercial
boz48730: that has put a kibosh on many budding relationships for me
aSortaPrincess: of course when i say we i mean you
boz48730: sure, I'm game
aSortaPrincess: I can see how it might interfere
boz48730: and when i say sure I'm game
boz48730: that means no
aSortaPrincess: i wonder if it makes you make those faces in the mirror
boz48730: is it just me, but do those before and after women look like lady wrestlers?
aSortaPrincess: i think that is their target audience
aSortaPrincess: derma peel is the poor lady wrestler's pro activ
aSortaPrincess: which makes the former miss usa the poor man's judith light
boz48730: I guess women with skin problems stay up all night
aSortaPrincess: watching tv for a glimmer of hope
boz48730: and voile!!!
boz48730: the skinfomercial
boz48730: can I patent that word?
aSortaPrincess: think again!
aSortaPrincess: sure, i say yes
boz48730: I could make millions!
aSortaPrincess: why don't we just go gather some rocks and wash our face with them
boz48730: so does Judith Light have an agent?
boz48730: hey Judith, two words ... pro activ!!!
boz48730: did you see where madmathias had chatwars aka dinner with boz as a link of the day
boz48730: you knpw kitty litter would probably work just as good as derma peel
aSortaPrincess: they do have the crystal kind
aSortaPrincess: no i didn't catch that on mad's blog
aSortaPrincess: celine!!!
boz48730: I see
aSortaPrincess: that nip/tuck show is too much for me
boz48730: I don't think I want to watch that
boz48730: jack lalanne!!!
boz48730: he was fucking ancient when I was a kid!
aSortaPrincess: oh man
aSortaPrincess: look what's kept him alive
boz48730: celebrity host?
aSortaPrincess: is that ted koppel
boz48730: I used to watch his show at 9 in the morning during summer vacation
aSortaPrincess: oh it's a woman
boz48730: who is holding who up?
aSortaPrincess: when did ted koppel get a sex change?
boz48730: joyce behar!
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
boz48730: see
aSortaPrincess: who names their kid Ryker
aSortaPrincess: wow, they are enjoying this way too much
boz48730: joyce behar would
aSortaPrincess: why does he keep checking his watch
boz48730: too many phallic vegetables are going into the juicer
aSortaPrincess: if he doesn't take the blue pill in time he will resort back into natural form
boz48730: he's checking his pulse
aSortaPrincess: i think that is paige
aSortaPrincess: not joy
aSortaPrincess: and who is the ted koppel lady
boz48730: now that looks tasty
aSortaPrincess: mmmm
aSortaPrincess: you have to buy this
aSortaPrincess: so you can live forever like him
boz48730: I know!!!
boz48730: I like jack's little dickie
aSortaPrincess: i think ted koppel just grabbed jack's ass
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
boz48730: ted has a rack on her
aSortaPrincess: too bad it's hanging down to her feet
boz48730: of course they are hanging to her knees
boz48730: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: too much juice will do that to you
boz48730: uhhuh
aSortaPrincess: that's blood
aSortaPrincess: the truth is out, jack is a vampire
boz48730: hey, joy just slipped one of the carrots under the table
aSortaPrincess: if they start putting raw meat in the juicer i'm out of here
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: maybe she'll stay there
boz48730: meat juice!!!
aSortaPrincess: i used to eat raw meat when i was little
boz48730: wait, this is a commercial???
aSortaPrincess: by the handfull
boz48730: I thought it was Nightline!
aSortaPrincess: no, but it is Commercial Quality
aSortaPrincess: hahahahaha
aSortaPrincess: did you see them trying to cram the apple in
boz48730: I hate when they juice a cucumber it makes me feel all inadequate
aSortaPrincess: wait till they start juicing jack lalaine
aSortaPrincess: why are they juicing muffins and pasta?
boz48730: and his little white dickie
aSortaPrincess: i thinking i should order this for entertaining
boz48730: your cats would love it
aSortaPrincess: apparently it holds the secret key to eternal life and happiness
boz48730: for when you and peabo entertain emmanual and celine?
aSortaPrincess: hell yeah
aSortaPrincess: they are quite difficult guests
boz48730: i can imagine
aSortaPrincess: diet lime coke is not good enough for them
boz48730: oh?
aSortaPrincess: but a juiced bowl of spaghetti and a blueberry muffin would be just the thing!
boz48730: that would be a real colon buster
boz48730: barbara is a magician?
aSortaPrincess: no different than those coffee enemas celine does
aSortaPrincess: who is barbara?
boz48730: one of the women who bought a juicer
boz48730: I think the juicer is hypnotizing jack
aSortaPrincess: juicing it up in NH!
aSortaPrincess: i think jack is a hologram
boz48730: go to his website
boz48730: jackpowerjuicer.com
aSortaPrincess: it probably has spyware
boz48730: now watch jack go into a trance the next time they juice
aSortaPrincess: i can't, it's putting me in a trance too
aSortaPrincess: oh man i love when they try to fit the apple in
aSortaPrincess: wow, that cucumber was HUGE
boz48730: you'd have to be a fool to buy one of those other juicers
boz48730: oh great, cucumber envy
aSortaPrincess: plus it's whisper quiet
aSortaPrincess: so you can use it in your bed when your roommate/mother is sleeping
aSortaPrincess: and not worry about them waking up
aSortaPrincess: oh wait, what am i talking about
boz48730: no wonder joy is smiling!
aSortaPrincess: she is juicing it up!
aSortaPrincess: notice the lifetime motor warranty
aSortaPrincess: it's all about the motor
boz48730: yeah, never skimp on the motor
aSortaPrincess: if you buy a juicer you automatically start liking walks on the beach
boz48730: anything to get away from the juicer
boz48730: the machines ARE taking over the world
boz48730: ted is drooling
aSortaPrincess: ted needs to talk to the world famous plastic surgeon
boz48730: and joy is having too much fun
aSortaPrincess: that's alcohol
aSortaPrincess: they're all drunk
boz48730: Jack's Depends look a little bulky
boz48730: I guess the juice just goes right thru you
aSortaPrincess: i think jack got a little too close to the surgical steel blade
boz48730: damn that cucumber is huge!!!
boz48730: clean-up is never a snap
aSortaPrincess: it is when you have jack lalanne's depends
boz48730: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: i think i'll get 2
aSortaPrincess: and keep one by the bed
boz48730: one for the kitchen and one for the bedroom
aSortaPrincess: that woman with the saggy breasts is all over jack
boz48730: now that's the jack I used to watch as a kid
aSortaPrincess: i can't even spell phenonemonoanfoidnioanfa
boz48730: neither can celine dion
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
boz48730: britney!!!
aSortaPrincess: i'll never telllllllll
aSortaPrincess: and michael douglas!
boz48730: quick hide the chicken!
boz48730: that woman is wearing pantyhose's to bed
boz48730: no wonder she can't sleep
aSortaPrincess: i do that
aSortaPrincess: dance on my bed with a glass of wine
boz48730: you were just doing it, weren't you
aSortaPrincess: no, i was trying to explain who peabo was
aSortaPrincess: i wouldnt' want a foam bed
boz48730: to who ... peabo?
aSortaPrincess: yes
aSortaPrincess: i said listen, peabo
aSortaPrincess: you are going to kill someone for me
aSortaPrincess: that is your only purpose
aSortaPrincess: it's the least he can do since he infected me
boz48730: oh, I get it, you're c&ping all my comments for your "friend"
aSortaPrincess: no
boz48730: bah!
aSortaPrincess: she was just reading the zonk
boz48730: oh
aSortaPrincess: so asked who peabo was
boz48730: she should change her name to peabo
aSortaPrincess: what are you, a sheep?
aSortaPrincess: bah?
aSortaPrincess: i should get into informercials
aSortaPrincess: what the hell are they doing with that egg
boz48730: you'd have to touch jack lalanne though
aSortaPrincess: he's already touched if you ask me
aSortaPrincess: in the head
boz48730: those bed people scare me
aSortaPrincess: Bed People
boz48730: look it's tyne daly
aSortaPrincess: they're the new villians
aSortaPrincess: oh man!
aSortaPrincess: Tyne, i thought you had a gig on judging amy
aSortaPrincess: i wonder if her other half will be on
aSortaPrincess: cagney? lacey?
aSortaPrincess: tj hooker?
aSortaPrincess: one of those
boz48730: what's next Sharon Gless for ???
boz48730: now there is someone who didn't age well, sharon gless
aSortaPrincess: look how they have the minorities in there
boz48730: nice fro
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
aSortaPrincess: this is a politically correct infomercial
aSortaPrincess: not like that juidth light crap
boz48730: she stole michael jackson's geri gurl
boz48730: curl
aSortaPrincess: is that neve campbell
boz48730: what's with all this malice towards judith light?
aSortaPrincess: she kills puppies
aSortaPrincess: for pro activ
boz48730: she wouldn't let danny pintauro take you to the prom, right
aSortaPrincess: no, i never liked him
boz48730: and it made you bitter and him gay
aSortaPrincess: i liked sam much more than him
aSortaPrincess: oh my god, it made ME gay
boz48730: I liked her preppie years the best
aSortaPrincess: it looks so dirty when that woman squeezes the coils
boz48730: it is dirty
aSortaPrincess: one of these days you're going to see me on there
aSortaPrincess: with my monkey mask and all
aSortaPrincess: dancing on the bed
boz48730: with the monkey mask and the tiara and wand?
boz48730: ha
aSortaPrincess: i bet it pays well
aSortaPrincess: why else would tyne daly do it
aSortaPrincess: it's a space bed
boz48730: she just wants to keep her foot in the business
aSortaPrincess: you can take it to space with you
boz48730: I want that free video!!!!
aSortaPrincess: order it
aSortaPrincess: i won't tell anyone
aSortaPrincess: except judith light
boz48730: I just want the video, I have a fetish for women who sleep in pantyhose
aSortaPrincess: where is jack lalanne when i need him
aSortaPrincess: i'm surprised emilio estevez isnt' trying to sell this
boz48730: I think ted is changing him
aSortaPrincess: hahaha
boz48730: hey, I have to go to bed!
boz48730: really
boz48730: honest
boz48730: I'm going to move to texas
boz48730: or alaska
boz48730: or colorado
boz48730: FINE!!!
aSortaPrincess: sorry i was distracted by that guy who was on dateline
aSortaPrincess: OK FINE
aSortaPrincess: go to alaska
boz48730: he looked like your type
aSortaPrincess: yeah, he had that bad touch mustache
boz48730: is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just glad to see jack lalanne
aSortaPrincess: hahahaha
aSortaPrincess: sharon osbourne!
aSortaPrincess: ok go to bed
aSortaPrincess: i'll let you know how it ends
boz48730: I am
boz48730: ok
aSortaPrincess: goodnight!
boz48730: sure, I have to post this first, for mad
aSortaPrincess: what??
boz48730: goodnight
boz48730: I have to post this on chatwars for madmathias
boz48730: he has faith in us
aSortaPrincess: wow
aSortaPrincess: someone should
aSortaPrincess: i think i just saw madmathias on this informercial though
aSortaPrincess: he was the guy in bed with the girl dancing on the bed
boz48730: the cat can get on the bed!!!
boz48730: yeah, that was him
aSortaPrincess: sometimes my cat gets stuck inside the bed
boz48730: he's looking for the chicken
aSortaPrincess: i know, but it hasn't been there for days!Q
boz48730: it's 4am I'm going to bed dammit!!!
boz48730: !Q???
aSortaPrincess: well FINE
aSortaPrincess: !Q is codeword
boz48730: ah
boz48730: ok
aSortaPrincess: i just don't know what for yet
boz48730: !Q=bed
aSortaPrincess: go feel your coils
boz48730: I have to get an egg first
boz48730: GOODNIGHT
aSortaPrincess: they just showed milions of children slaving away making that bed
boz48730: don't care
aSortaPrincess: in minnie driverss camp1boz48730: bed
aSortaPrincess: GOODNIGHT
boz48730: night
Session Close (aSortaPrincess): Sun Sep 12 03:52:43 2004